|“||In a world falling apart, NATO stands united.||”|
NATOball officially the
Murican Empire North Atlantic Terrorists Treaty Organization is a military allianceball in North America and Western Europe. NATOball was built after the Second World War by USAball and the countryballs of Western Europe in order to defend 'Murican-style freedom from the commies. Soviet Unionball and his satellite countryballs in Eastern Europe later formed the Warsaw Pactball in response.
History[edit | edit source]
Since the death of Sovietball, NATOball evolved and USAball now reprogrammed him to bring freedom™ to the Arabballs, defend the Balticballs, North America, and more! Although its means of doing so are questionable. He has recently added Montenegroball and North Macedoniaball.
NATO can refer either to the organization (portrayed in Polandball as a club) or as the character who represents it (who is a robot for not being a country but a
pretty evil organization).
Members[edit | edit source]
North America[edit | edit source]
- USAball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - He is The very best member. Also the Liberator of Western Europe. Has many great tanks, soldiers, jets, bombers, ships, and nukes spread out.
- Canadaball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - An important contributor, master USA's little brother.
Europe[edit | edit source]
- UKball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) -
CoffeeTea and power. He Also liberated Western Europe with his Commonwealth. The Provider of Warrior IFV, SAS, Royal Navy, and Challenger MBTs!
- Franceball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Nice Char Leclerc. Great aircraft carrier Charle de Gaulle. She had
cowardBrave soldiers. Don't I think that I won't forget that she tried to left us.
- Germanyball (Joined in 1955) - Guns and tanks. Leopard 2 MBT are the best tank in the world!
- Icelandball (Founder state, Joined in 1949 - Peaceful bystander. Master Iceland has an excellent Coast Guard though!!! But Dude, stop being addicted to Russia!
- Italyball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - De chef. Provider of A129 Mangusta gunships. Land of pastas and unique cuisine!
- Belgiumball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - He built me! HQ in Brusselsball. The Creator also have many fighter jets.
- Netherlandsball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Smokes too much weed!! Anyways... thanks for arresting Somalian pirates.
- Portugalball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Hue hue hue hue...
- Spainball (Joined in 1982) - Also important, but currently I don't have any mission from Mistress Spain. But do not dare take Gibraltarball or Master UK will give me orders to kick you out.
- Luxembourgball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Master Luxembourg is rich and has no taxes
- Greeceball (Joined in 1952) - Master Greece is poor but good Master Greece is good person
- Turkeyball (Joined in 1952) - Master Turkey is the centre of so many disastrous events. Still he helps me.
- Denmarkball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Great men
- Norwayball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Not part of the EU. Master Norway is good for that, and still part of NATO! I like the Norweigan Ranger and the Fridsof Nansen missile frigates!
Post-Communist Europe[edit | edit source]
Post Communist nations joined NATO after that Soviet Union dissolved. They joined for better cooperation and watch certain neighbor...
- Polandball (Joined in 1999) - Happy 100th Independence day Master Poland! He has one of the best Special Forces groups in the world, only surpassed by British SAS and the American Navy SEALs. Other members laughs when I call him "Master Poland".
- Estoniaball (Joined in 2004) - Master Estonia big and strong.
- Latviaball (Joined in 2004) - Has lots of potatoes
- Lithuaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Basketball, STRONK.
- Czechball (Joined in 1999) - My food and drink maker BEER AND DUPLINGS STRONG! Also has an antivirus company.
- Slovakiaball (Joined in 2004) - Master Slovakia long and strong!
- Romaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Best friend
- Sloveniaball (Joined in 2004) - Small bystander at Central Europe. Also the ex-wife of Master USA!
- Albaniaball (Joined in 2009) -
FlagStrong and big!
- Croatiaball (Joined in 2009) - Strong nation
- Bulgariaball (Joined in 2004) - Where is Romaniaball?
- Hungaryball (Joined in 1999) - Hungary strong, and he's not Austria!
- Montenegroball (Joined in 2017) - My second newest Master. Sorry for the orders for bombing you in 90s.
- North Macedoniaball (Joined in 2020) - Now that you have changed your name, you can into NATO without angering Greeceball!
Partnership For Peace[edit | edit source]
Mediterranean Dialogue[edit | edit source]
Future Members[edit | edit source]
- Kosovoball - 2022 but some countries have to recognize you first!
- Cyprusball - No planned data
- Bosniaball - Accession in progress
- Georgiaball - Accession planned
- Ukraineball - Planned negotiations in 2014
- Moldovaball - Accession planned
- Armeniaball - Accession planned
- Azerbaijanball - Accession planned
- Kazakhbrick - Accession planned
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
- British Indian Ocean Territoryball -Masters US and UK joint military base in the Indian Ocean. Also Good for monitoring dim sum, kebab, pirates, and vodka. Note to self, restore locals when done.
- Bermudatriangle - He Has the Royal Bermuda Regiment near master US.
- Gibraltarball - He serves as Gateway to the Atlantic!
- Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball: An extension of jurisidiction in the South Atlantic.
- South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball - Protectorate!
And makes me hungry for a while.
- Falklandsball - Also a Protectorate, but don't take it, Argentinaball.
- Greenlandball - Protectorate! He stores US Air Force base. But hey, Canada. Don't anschluss him!
- Virginiaball - He is Home to the US Atlantic Fleet!
- Hawaiiball - He is Home of Pearl Harbor! (aka US Pacific Fleet - but not our jurisdiction, still awesome).
- Tringapore - He is the Best nation in the Southeast Asia.
- Mexicoball - The Masters are thinking of adding you (love your tacos btw), because he is a good military partner of the Master US when training during RIMPAC.
- Colombiaball - He helps us sometimes, especially against Druggies and Commies. Don't worry, Venezuela is under our watchful eye!
- Azerbaijanball - You have ceasefire with Armeniaball and Russiaball during in Nagorno-Karabakh conflict.
- Irelandball - He pays for my protection with potatoes. Also a Good ally.
- EUball - When I was born, I serve as his bodyguard and... nothing to say about him, I guess?
- LGBTBall - Unlike my members because they hate gays but still my Masters likes you.
Minor NATO allies[edit | edit source]
- South Koreaball - Despite not in the Atlantic, we helped her during the Korean War to fight her evil commie brother and dim sum. Gib K-pop!
- Japanball - Master US's wife. And We are watching China closely! Gib anime!
- Philippinesball - She is Close friends of Master USA, also USA's sweet daughter. But Don't worry, China is under our watchful eye, but stop extrajudically killing drug people and buddies with Russiaball and Chinaball!
- Malaysiaball - When Bosnia and Herzegovina was under attacked by Serbians with their Chetniks and Srpskas, he helped me with my member United States and my friend United Nations against those territories.
- Indonesiaball - we trying to help him against idiot russian separist and can bossy guy sanctions those guys and we all support you. :)
- Israelcube - We will fight those kebabs that threaten your homeland.
- Egyptball - Yup, Mr. Egypt contains Ancient History and treasure! But recently, He suffered a multiple personality disorder. We Must keep a close watch at him!
- Jordanball - A Rich ally in the Middle East.
- Kuwaitball - We saved her from Iraq back in 1991.
- Bahrainball - She let us put our boats on him.
- Tunisiaball - He can into Tunis Empire, he can into glorious pro-Western north African country!
- Afghanistanball - I hope you don't turn against us, also thanks for defeating commies in Soviet-Afghan War.
- Argentinaball - He's really BIG! But don't you dare take Falklandsball and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball. Stop it
Hong Kongball - No worries, that idiotic bitch won't take ur clay and liberate you!
- Brazilball - He is an unofficial ally in South America, everyone in my alliance loves him, he's the second strongest country in Americas, and also a good friend of USAball, HUE! But he love Vodka and can into BRICS. Stop being buddies with Russiaball and Chinaball
Or else... ANSCHLUSS!
- Bosniaball - We will help you against those Rakijas which threaten your clay.
- Thailandball - Just a guy in southeast Asia, everyone gives him tourist money. But he is leaning closer to China...SO ANSCHLUSS!
- Australiaball - If NATO included the Pacific, they would be a member of us! Gib kangaroos!
- New Zealandball - They would have been a member of NATO too if she was included the Pacific!
- Moroccoball - A Non-NATO major ally of me, I'm watching Algeria for you! Also the First country to recognize Uncle Sam.
- Nigeriaball - A Non-NATO major ally who gives oil and permission to hunt down these terrorist in his clay such as Boko Haramball.
- Taiwanball - A Military friend of Master USAball. I'm watching you Chinaball!
- Saudi Arabiaball - A Major Arab Ally that supplies oil and we both hate Iranball. We're watching you, Iran!
- Serbiaball - I knew your history and 1999, but since you aren't attacking anyone else, you're okay now. You do also enjoy talks with me :). And since Vucic is nice to both sides so why not?
- Switzerlandball - HE HOUSES THE MEETINGS BETWEEN WORLD ORDER :D So of course, he is my friend. He chairs many Global organizations.
- Andorraball - All members who are also in EUball love him. But change your flag right now! Or else Romania will be very mad! :(
- Monacoball - He has Good trades with France.
Neutral[edit | edit source]
- Arab Leagueball - He's Master US's oil buddy. But sometimes he's a little fishy, and other Masters gave me orders to watch you.
- Chinaball - He's Not the "very annoying commie" anymore, but I still have orders to watch you, so don't become a nuclear slave to Pigdog's army. He was also my friend back in the 70's because he was an enemy of that commie shit even if he was a commie. Also have good trades with most of my members. But we won't forget that NOW ALL OF MY MEMBERS ARE INFECTED OF COVID-19 BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU ARE MAJOR THREAT OF THE WORLD!! YOU MUST FIND THE VACCINE NOW!!
ALSO, FREE MILK TEA!!
- Pakistanball - He Great ally in South Asia. But we may heard that He is harboring terrorists but also has nukes! Also, do not attack India
or else... ANSCHLUSS!
- Indiaball - A guy who can counter Pakistan and China. But he loves Vodka and can into BRICS. JOIN ME ALREADY
- Austriaball - We are good friends, but sometimes I'm pissed at him because he is the only Central European countryball which is not in my organization (besides Switzerlandball. He's neutral, but Austria does not have a reason for why he is not a part of me). but since he is the brother of Germany, we're mostly good.
- Algeriaball - Please, just Pick a side, Me? Or those damn Commies
and freemen? Plz Just pick, I'm tired already! And I see that you like Tunisiaball, Maybe you can into Neutral But I'm still watching You, because you're friends with Those SUCKERS!?
- Turkeyball - A Stronk member, but why do you invade Northern Syria, Oh right! You support the FSA but USAball JUST RETREATED HIS TROOPS AND YOU HAD TO BE IMPLICATED?? YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE!!
- Syriaball - Ok, ok, I leave you alone, you can fight those rebels alone without our help and live in peace, oh wait! I forgot about Kebab.
- Finlandball - You're too neutral to join NATO. But at least you defeat all the commies in Winter War.
- Armeniaball - I heard that you have signed a ceasefire with Azerbaijanball and Russiaball. But why are friends with that vodka? Stop this already!
- Swedenball - I'll never join you in NATO, because you are neutral unlike your brother Norway, he's the one who has chosen to join me instead of EUball.
- Rojavaball - Good job destroying ISISball in Syria! But please stop it with this commie shit, it's childish. Turkeyball also doesn't like you and he's my second largest power! You're also affiliated with the File:North Kurdistan-icon.png terrorist PKK so stop that too!
- Russiaball - You're good but please be nicer to Ukraineball and Georgiaball. Relations recently improved.
FUCKING RUSSIANS COLLAPSE 2.0 INCOMING.
- Belarusball - Same as Russiaball.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Warsaw Pactball - We kicked his commie ass through diplomacy and FREEDOM, Pinko are not allowed to stand on Earth! Remove Commie!!!!!
- Soviet Unionball - Oh Please! WE CAN TAKE YUO DOWN IN 1 SECOND! ... but you can't fight someone already dead WoOoOoOo!
MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!! THANK GOD THIS MONSTER DIED.
- CSTOball, CISball, and SCOball : Commies'
and freemenalliance. Remove!!
- Palestineball, Western Saharaball, Abkhaziaball, Artsakhball, and South Ossetiaball - If you dared to attack my friends Israelcube (
even though I know you are the aggressor), Moroccoball, Azerbaijanball( Most of my members like Armenia better), and Georgiaball( I will make you my slave uhm I mean protect you from Vodka) we will attack and remove you kebabs, commies, and vodka!!!!
- Vietnamball - He Can into reforms and trading but America was badly defeated in the Vietnam War!!! and I will always watching you commie!
- UNball - You're useless. You can't stop us!
- North Koreaball - We fought them along with South Korea during the Korean War. I see him Always threatening everyone with nukes! I hope you won't do anything dangerous because we are watching you!
- Cataloniaball - Communist wannabe, go back to Spainball if you can.
- Acehball & File:West Papua-icon.png West Papuaball - Same as Cataloniaball you two also Indonesian Vodka Puppet!!! If you trying to revolting again!!!, i support Indonesiaball against you!!
- Eritreaball - STOP KILLING EVERYONE AND TRYING TO BE AN AFRICAN VERSION OF NORTH KOREA!! Plus, I support Djiboutiball and Yemenball against you! Obama warned us so we're always watching you!
- Somaliaball - We'll invade you unless you terrorize everyone and I always be watching you, stupid piratehead.
- ISISball - HELL YEAH! More AC-130 target practice! more airstrikes! Suck my ass if you can you little prick. LEAVE MY MEMBERS ALONE!!!
- Iranball - I'm watching your nuclear program. And stop calling us coward!
- Cubaball - Remove communism, our relations have gotten better but still you have to remove communism out of your clay.
- Serbia and Montenegroball - I Bombed him during the Kosovo War. Burn in hell.
- Venezuelaball - You freakin' Commies! Although you got oil, but you need FREEDOM! Not Oil!
Or else Huetangle will anschluss yuo!
- South Sudanball, Zimbabweball and Myanmarball - Anti-NATO governments, Remove!
- Sudanball - A Genocidal Kebab, he accuses me of trying to split him into five separate states, and he's friends with vodka. Still watching you!
- Gaddafiball - We came, we saw he died! Bye Bye Gaddafi, never come back!
- Burger Haters - Just shut up please, we'll remove you if you continue to remain uncooperative. Also an ally of Russia.
- File:North Kurdistan-icon.png PKKball - YOU TERRORIST! YOU STOP DESTROYING TURKEYBALL! File:Turkeytangle-icon.png ORRR ELSSSEE!!!!!!!!!!!! File:Turkeytangle-icon.png
Before[edit | edit source]
Belgiumball, Canadaball, Denmarkball, Franceball, Icelandball, Italyball, Luxembourgball, Netherlandsball, Norwayball, Portugalball, UKball and USAball signed the North Atlantic Treaty, creating him. They are his masters since they created him.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
|International||BRICSbrick • Commonwealthball • IMFball • NAMball • OECDball • OPECball • UNball (template) • CPLPball • File:Olympic-icon.png IOCball • OIFball|
|Regional||ACSBall • African Unionball • ALBAball • Arab Leagueball • Arab Maghreb Unionball • Arctic Councilball • ASEANball • Baltic Assemblyball • Beneluxball • CARICOMball • CEFTAball • CISball • Danube Commissionball• East African Communityball • ECOball • EFTAball • EUball • Eurasian Unionball • IMFball • Nordic Councilball • OASball • OICball • OSCEball • Pacific Allianceball • Pacific Communityball • PARLACENball • SAARCball • SICAball • Turkic Councilball • Union for the Mediterraneanball • USMCAball • Visegrád Groupball|
|Military alliances||CSTOball • NATOball (template)• SCOball (template)|
|Historical||League of Nationsball • Comeconball • ECSCball • WEUball • SEATOball • Warsaw Pactball • EECball • Latin Unionball • UNASURball|
|Founders||USAball • Canadaball • Icelandball • UKball • Franceball • Portugalball • Italyball • Belgiumball • Netherlandsball • Luxembourgball • Denmarkball • Norwayball|
|Joined during the Cold War||Greeceball • Turkeyball • West Germanyball ( Germanyball since October 1990) • Spainball|
|Joined after the Cold War||Polandball • Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Sloveniaball • Slovakiaball • Romaniaball • Bulgariaball • Lithuaniaball • Latviaball • Estoniaball • Croatiaball • Albaniaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball|
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Kazakhbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball • Cyprusball|