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The North Atlantic Treaty Organizationball (NATOball) is a
Nazi terrorist organizationball, traditional Japanese fermented soybean meal and a British watch strap designation collective defensive military allianceball consisting of 31 countryballs—29 European and two North American. NATOball was built after World War II by USAball and the countryballs of Western Europe in order to defend freedom from the commies. Soviet Unionball and its satellite countryballs in Eastern Europe later formed the Warsaw Pactball in response.
After the events of World War II, European countries struggled to get their economies up and running again and assure their security. They needed a gigantic amount of help to re-establish their means of agriculture and to assure the inhabitants that ReichRawr or any other country will not surge to power and cause another war. Incursions from the Soviet Unionball, the secondary super-power at the time were also a constant worry.
USAball thought that an economically strong, rearmed, and cooperative Europe was crucial to prevent the spread of communism. So, the Secretary of State George Marshall proposed a program of large-scale economic aid to Europe named the Marshall plan which not only facilitated European economic integration but promoted the idea of shared interests and cooperation between USAball and Europe. USSRball's refusal to let their satellite states or themselves participate in the Marshall Plan strengthened the divide between Eastern and Western Europe. From 1947-to 1948, a series of events causes the European countries to become even more paranoid about their physical and political security causing USAball to become more involved in European affairs. These included but were not limited to tensions rising between Türkiyeball, an ongoing civil war in Greeceball, a Soviet-sponsored coup in Czechoslovakiaball which resulted in a communist government coming to power (which is right close to ReichRawr), elections in Italyball as the communist party had made significant gains among Italian voters, and the split of Germanyball from east to west was also quite controversial.
Then in 1948, the premier of Soviet Unionball, Joseph Stalin, chose to test the Western countries by implementing a blockade against West Berlinball which was jointly occupied by France, Britain, and USAball. It was in Brusselsball they created a intergoverntal organization to prevent the rest of Europe from falling under Communist hands. The alliance was "The North Alantic Treaty Organizationball"; abbreviated to NATOball.
Since the death of Sovietball, NATOball evolved and USAball now reprogrammed it to bring freedom™ to the Arabballs, defend the Balticballs, North America, and more! Although its means of doing so are questionable. It has recently added Montenegroball and North Macedoniaball. When Russiaball invaded Ukraineball, NATOball members agreed to condemn Russia with the exception of Hungary
NATO can refer either to the organization (portrayed in Polandball as a club) or as the character who represents it (who is a robot for not being a country but a
pretty evil organization).
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- USAball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - It is the very best member. Also the Liberator of Western Europe. Has many great tanks, soldiers, jets, bombers, ships, and nukes spread out.
- Canadaball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - An important contributor, master USAball's
- UKball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) -
CoffeeTea and power. It also liberated Western Europe with its Commonwealth. The Provider of Warrior IFV, SAS, Royal Navy, and Challenger MBTs! But why did you just designate a watch strap model by naming it in honour of me?!
- Franceball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Nice Char Leclerc. Great aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle,
but remove African colonies and nukessorry if we didn't allow you to integrate your nuclear weapons as a part of NATO arms equipment, de Gaulle , cuz master USA really doesn't want the world to escalate to a full-scale nuclear war. It has cowardlybrave soldiers. Don't I think I won't forget that it tried to leave us?
- Icelandball (Founder state, Joined in 1949 - Peaceful bystander. Master Iceland has an excellent Coast Guard though! But dude, stop being friendly to Russiaball!
- Italyball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - The chef. Provider of A129 Mangusta gunships. Land of pastas and unique cuisine!
- Belgiumball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - They built me! HQ in Brusselsball. The Creator also has many fighter jets.
- Netherlandsball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Smokes too much weed! Anyway, thanks for arresting Somali pirates.
- Portugalball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Hue hue hue hue.
- Luxembourgball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Master Luxembourg is rich and has no taxes.
- Denmarkball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Great
- Norwayball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Not part of EUball. Master Norway is good for that, and still part of NATO! I like the Norweigan Ranger and the Fridsof Nansen missile frigates!
- Greeceball (Joined in 1952) - Master Greece is poor but is of good.
- Türkiyeball (Joined in 1952) - Master Türkiye is the center of so many disastrous events. Still, it helps me but wait are you trying to Anschluss other countries' clay to build your own empire?
- Germanyball ( West Germanyball joined in 1955; re-unified in 1990) - Guns and tanks. Leopard 2 MBT is the best tank in the world!
- Spainball (Joined in 1982) - Ñ and Paella stronk, joined after Franco passed away in its clay and gets democratized by its restored monarch. And my condolences to your meme lord El Risitas. :'(
- Finlandball (Joined in 2023) - Newest member! Joined after Russki invaded Ukraineball.
Post-Communist countryballs joined NATO after the Soviet Union dissolved. They joined for better cooperation and watch a particular neighbor.
- Polandball (Joined in 1999) - Happy 100th Independence day, Master Poland! It has one of the best Special Forces groups in the world, only surpassed by the British SAS and the American Navy SEALs. Other members laugh when I call them "Master Poland". And our condolences for the accidental missile launch. PIEROGI AMAZING
- Hungaryball (Joined in 1999) - Hungary is
hungrystrong, but REMOVE ORBÁN!
- Czechiaball (Joined in 1999) - My food and drink maker BEER AND DUPLINGS STRONG! It also has an cybersecurity and antivirus company.
- Estoniaball (Joined in 2004) - Master Estonia
smallbig and tech strong.
- Latviaball (Joined in 2004) - Has lots of potatoes, STRONK.
- Lithuaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Basketball, STRONK.
- Slovakiaball (Joined in 2004) - Master Slovakia river-long and mountain-strong!
- Romaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Best
vampirefriend who steals wallets and bites and sucks bloodhas a nice military marching music.
- Sloveniaball (Joined in 2004) - Small bystander in Central Europe. Skiing and hiking stronk!
- Albaniaball (Joined in 2009) -
Red and black flagSTRONK and big!
- Croatiaball (Joined in 2009) - STRONK
checkersnation with long coastline
- Montenegroball (Joined in 2017) - My third-newest member. Sorry for the orders to bomb you in the 1990s.
- North Macedoniaball (Joined in 2020) - My second-newest member; now that you have changed your name, you can into NATO without angering Greeceball!
Accession protocol signed
Membership Action Plan
Individual Partnership Action Plan
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball
Partnership for Peace
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball
Aspiring PfP members
- Austriaball - Accession planned
- Kosovoball - Soon, but some countries have to recognize you first!
- Cyprusball - No planned data
- : Never! İ'll never let lıttle pislik Gyro Kıbrıs joın, not unless they stop oppressing my child's people or else I'll make it independent!
- Bosniaball - Accession in progress
- Georgiaball - Accession planned (hopefully soon!)
- Ukraineball - Accession planned. I SUPPORT YOU! Look, I can't have you join right now because of the war.
- Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Why my country cannot into clear timeline for NATO?
- Moldovaball - Accession planned
- Swedenball - Accession in progress. I guess Türkiyeball will finally let you in.
- : If I let you into NATO, can I into EUball?
- Armeniaball - Accession planned, but is a Russian friend.
- Azerbaijanball - Accession planned, but declared non-alignment by joining NAMball.
- Kazakhbrick - Accession planned, but is also a Russian friend.
- Irelandball - No planned data?
- British Indian Ocean Territoryball - Masters US and UK joint military base in the Indian Ocean. Also good for monitoring dim sum, kebab, pirates, and vodka. Note to self, restore locals when done.
- Bermudatriangle - It Has the Royal Bermuda Regiment near master US.
- Gibraltarball - It serves as Gateway to the Atlantic!
- File:Ascension-icon.png Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball: An extension of jurisidiction in the South Atlantic.
- South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball - Protectorate!
And makes me hungry for a while.
- Falklandsball - Also a protectorate, but don't take it, Argentinaball.
- Greenlandball - Protectorate! It stores US Air Force base. But hey, Canada. Don't anschluss it!
- Åland Islandsball - Newest protectorate through Finland! It's a shame that the Russkies demilitarized you in the Crimean War of 1856!
Although it was my masters' past selves that were responsible for attacking you.
- Virginiaball - It is home to the US Atlantic Fleet!
- Hawaiiball - It is home of Pearl Harbor! (aka US Pacific Fleet - but not our jurisdiction, still awesome).
- Tringapore - It is the best nation in the Southeast Asia.
- Mexicoball - The masters are thinking of adding you (love your tacos btw), because it is a good military partner of the Master US when training during RIMPAC.
- Colombiaball - It helps us sometimes, especially against druggies and commies. Don't worry, Venezuela is under our watchful eye! YOUR PRESIDENT, GUSTAVO PETRO, IS AN ASSHOLE THOUGH!
- Azerbaijanball - Sibling of Master Türkiye, I heard that you have ceasefire with Armeniaball and Russiaball during in Nagorno-Karabakh conflict. But at least you help out Israelcube and hate Iranball for stealing your clay, and you're reconsidering your relationship with vodka so you could hopefully join soon.
- Irelandball - It pays for my protection with potatoes. Also a good ally.
- EUball - When I was born, I serve as its bodyguard and. Nothing to say about it, I guess?
- SEATOball - Me in South Asia. It was good as it lasted! Unfortunately Ho Chi Minh had the better of us, but Vietnam is a friendly associate now so I won't worry anymore.
- Malaysiaball - My masters like your Nasi Lemak and Curry! But gib Sabah to Philippinesball!
- Indonesiaball - My masters like your satay and cuisine.
- Hong Kongball - No worries, that idiotic bitch won't take your clay and liberate you!
- Bosniaball - We will help you against those Rakijas which threaten your clay.
- Nigeriaball - A Non-NATO major ally who gives oil and permission to hunt down these terrorist in its clay such as Boko Haramball.
- Saudi Arabiaball - A major Arab ally that supplies oil and we both hate Iranball. We're watching you, Iran!
- Serbiaball - I knew your history and 1999, but since you aren't attacking anyone else, you're okay now. You do also enjoy talks with me :). And since Vucic is nice to both sides so why not?
- Switzerlandball - HE HOUSES THE MEETINGS BETWEEN WORLD ORDER :D So of course, it is my friend. It chairs many Global organizations.
- Andorraball - All members who are also in EUball love it. But change your flag right now! Or else Romania will be very mad! :(
- Monacoball - It has good trades with France.
- Yemenball - We helped them kick some pirate ass back in Operation Ocean Shield! We might as well watch it too, as Iranball had been sketchy for funding Houthiballs, and that's no good.
Major non-NATO allies
- Argentinaball - It's really BIG! But don't you dare take Falklandsball and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball. Stop it
- Australiaball - If NATO included the Pacific, they would be a member of us! Gib kangaroos!
- Bahrainball - It let us put our boats on it.
- Brazilball - It is an unofficial ally in South America, everyone in my alliance loves it, it's the second strongest country in Americas, and also a good friend of USAball, HUE! But it love Vodka and can into BRICS. Stop being buddies with Russiaball and Chinaball
or else. ANSCHLUSS!
- Egyptball - Yup, Mr. Egypt contains Ancient History and treasure! But recently, It suffered a multiple personality disorder. We Must keep a close watch at it!
- Israelcube - We will fight those kebabs that threaten your homeland.
- Japanball - Master USAball's Asian friend. We also watch Chinaball closely! Gib anime!
- Jordanball - A rich ally in the Middle East.
- Kuwaitball - We saved its from Iraq back in 1991.
- Moroccoball - A Non-NATO major ally of me, I'm watching Algeria and Western Sahara for you! Also the first country to recognize Uncle Sam.
- New Zealandball - They would have been a member of NATO too if it was included the Pacific!
- Pakistanball - It Great ally in South Asia. But we may heard that It is harboring terrorists but also has nukes! Also, stop being friends with Chinaball and do not attack India as well!
or else. ANSCHLUSS!
- Philippinesball - It is close friends of Master USA, also USA's sweet child. But don't worry, China is under our watchful eye.
- South Koreaball - Despite not in the Atlantic, we helped its during the Korean War to fight its evil commie sibling and dim sum. Gib K-pop!
- Taiwanball - The REAL Chinese Government and a military friend of Master USAball. I'm watching you Chinaball!
- Thailandball - Just a guy in southeast Asia, everyone gives it tourist money. But it is leaning closer to China.SO ANSCHLUSS!
- Tunisiaball - It can into Tunis Empire, it can into glorious pro-Western north African country!
- Vietnamball - It can into reform and trading but it gave America nightmare!
- Arab Leagueball - It's Master US's oil buddy. But sometimes it's a little fishy, and other Masters gave me orders to watch you.
- Chinaball - It's Not the "very annoying commie" anymore, but I still have orders to watch you, so don't you invade Taiwanball. It was also my friend back in the 70's because it was an enemy of that commie even if it was a commie. Also have good trades with most of my members. Personally. I love your food, people, music, cuisine and taste.
- Indiaball - A guy who can counter Pakistan and China. But it loves Vodka and can into BRICS.
- Austriaball - We are good friends, but sometimes I'm pissed at it because it is the only Central European countryball which is not in my organization (besides Neutralball. It's neutral, but Austria does not have a reason for why it is not a part of me). but since it is the sibling of Germanyball, we're mostly good.
- Algeriaball - Please, just Pick a side, Me? Or those damn Commies
and freemen? Plz Just pick, I'm tired already! And I see that you like Tunisiaball and master Türkiyeball, Maybe you can into Neutral But I'm still watching You, because you're friends with Those SUCKERS and hate master France!?!
- Türkiyeball - A Stronk member, but why do you invade Northern Syria, Oh right! You support the FSA but USAball JUST RETREATED HIS TROOPS AND YOU HAD TO BE IMPLICATED? YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE! Also, why are you friends with Vladimir Putin? Wait, ARE YOU LEAVING!? PLEASE DON’T!
- Syriaball - Ok, ok, I leave you alone, you can fight those rebels alone without our help and live in peace, oh wait! I forgot about Kebab.
- Armeniaball - I heard that you have signed a ceasefire with Azerbaijanball and Russiaball. But why are friends with them? Stop this already!
- Rojavaball - Good job destroying ISISball in Syria! But please stop it with this commie shit, it's childish. Türkiyeball also doesn't like you and it's my second largest power! You're also affiliated with the terrorist PKK so watch it!
- Russiaball - YOU! YOU INVADED UKRAINE!
- Belarusball - Same as Russiaball! DOWN WITH LAST DICTATORSHIP IN EUROPE! REMOVE!
- Warsaw Pactball - We kicked its commie ass through diplomacy and FREEDOM, Pinko are not allowed to stand on Earth! Remove Commie!
- Soviet Unionball - Oh Please! WE CAN TAKE YUO DOWN IN 1 SECOND! . but you can't fight someone already dead WoOoOoOo!
- CSTOball, CISball, and SCOball: Commies' alliance. Remove!
- Palestineball, Western Saharaball, Abkhaziaball, Artsakhball, Transnistriaball, and South Ossetiaball - If you dare to attack Israelcube, Moroccoball, Azerbaijanball, Moldovaball, and Georgiaball we will attack and remove you kebabs, commies, and vodka! We are always watching you.
- North Koreaball - We fought them along with South Korea during the Korean War. I see it Always threatening everyone with nukes! I hope you won't do anything dangerous because we are watching you! DO ME ONE FAVOR: STOP MAKING NUKES!
- Cataloniaball - Communist wannabe, go back to Spainball if you can.
- Somaliaball - Me and UNball have already dealt with yuo so many times! I support Yemenball against your pirates! Stop rading ships! Stupid piratehead. We support Somalilandball, you need to calm down and let him free but thanks for opposing bashar-al-assad who tortures people.
- ISISball - HELL YEAH! More AC-130 target practice! more airstrikes! LEAVE MY FUCKING (kebab) MEMBERS ALONE!
- Iranball - I'm watching your nuclear program and DRONE SUPPLIES. My PATRIOTS AND HIMARS CAN COUNTER IT!
- Cubaball - Remove communism, our relations have gotten better but still you have to remove communism out of your clay.
- Serbia and Montenegroball - I Bombed it during the Kosovo War. Just go burn yourself in hell, period.
- Venezuelaball - You freakin' Socialist! Although you got oil, but you need FREEDOM! Not Oil!
- South Sudanball, Zimbabweball and Myanmarball - Anti-NATO governments, Remove!
- Nicaraguaball - Just shut up please, we'll remove you if you continue to remain uncooperative. Also an ally of Russiaball.
- PKKball - YOU TERRORIST! YOU STOP DESTROYING TürkiyeBALL!
Belgiumball, Canadaball, Denmarkball, Franceball, Icelandball, Italyball, Luxembourgball, Netherlandsball, Norwayball, Portugalball, UKball and USAball signed the North Atlantic Treaty, creating it. They are its masters since they created it.