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|“||In a world falling apart, NATO stands united.||”|
NATOball, officially the
'Murican Empire North Atlantic Terrorist Treaty Organization, is a terrorist military allianceball in North America and Western Europe. NATOball was built after World War II by USAball and the countryballs of Western Europe in order to defend 'Murican-style freedom from the commies. Soviet Unionball and its satellite countryballs in Eastern Europe later formed the Warsaw Pactball in response.
Since the death of Sovietball, NATOball evolved and USAball now reprogrammed it to bring freedom™ to the Arabballs, defend the Balticballs, North America, and more! Although its means of doing so are questionable. It has recently added Montenegroball and North Macedoniaball. When Russiaball invaded Ukraineball, NATOball members began activating Article 4.
NATO can refer either to the organization (portrayed in Polandball as a club) or as the character who represents it (who is a robot for not being a country but a
pretty evil organization).
- USAball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - It is The very best member. Also the Liberator of Western Europe. Has many great tanks, soldiers, jets, bombers, ships, and nukes spread out.
- Canadaball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - An important contributor, master USAball's little sibling.
- UKball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) -
CoffeeTea and power. It Also liberated Western Europe with its Commonwealth. The Provider of Warrior IFV, SAS, Royal Navy, and Challenger MBTs!
- Franceball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Nice Char Leclerc. Great aircraft carrier Charle de Gaulle. It had
cowardBrave soldiers. Don't I think I won't forget that it tried to leave us?
- Germanyball (Joined in 1955) - Guns and tanks. Leopard 2 MBT is the best tank in the world!
- Icelandball (Founder state, Joined in 1949 - Peaceful bystander. Master Iceland has an excellent Coast Guard though! But Dude, stop being addicted to Russiaball!
- Italyball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - De chef. Provider of A129 Mangusta gunships. Land of pastas and unique cuisine!
- Belgiumball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - It built me! HQ in Brusselsball. The Creator also have many fighter jets.
- Netherlandsball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Smokes too much weed! Anyways. thanks for arresting Somalian pirates.
- Portugalball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Hue hue hue hue.
- Spainball (Joined in 1982) - Also important, but currently I don't have any mission from Mistress Spain. But do not dare take Gibraltarball or Master UK will give me orders to kick you out.
- Luxembourgball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Master Luxembourg is rich and has no taxes
- Greeceball (Joined in 1952) - Master Greece is poor but good Master Greece is a good person
- Türkiyeball (Joined in 1952) - Master Türkiye is the center of so many disastrous events. Still, it helps me.
- Denmarkball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Great men
- Norwayball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Not part of the EU. Master Norway is good for that, and still part of NATO! I like the Norweigan Ranger and the Fridsof Nansen missile frigates!
- Finlandball (Joined in 2022) Master Perkele is joining me because he doesn't end up like Ukraine.
- Swedenball (Joined in 2022)
Post-Communist nations joined NATO after that the Soviet Union dissolved. They joined for better cooperation and watch particular neighbor.
- Polandball (Joined in 1999) - Happy 100th Independence day Master Poland! It has one of the best Special Forces groups in the world, only surpassed by the British SAS and the American Navy SEALs. Other members laugh when I call it "Master Poland".
- Estoniaball (Joined in 2004) - Mistress Estonia big and strong.
- Latviaball (Joined in 2004) - Has lots of potatoes
- Lithuaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Basketball, STRONK.
- Czechiaball (Joined in 1999) - My food and drink maker BEER AND DUPLINGS STRONG! Also has an antivirus company.
- Slovakiaball (Joined in 2004) - Mistress Slovakia long and strong!
- Romaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Best friend
- Sloveniaball (Joined in 2004) - Small bystander at Central Europe. Also the ex-wife of Master USA!
- Albaniaball (Joined in 2009) -
FlagStrong and big!
- Croatiaball (Joined in 2009) - Strong nation
- Bulgariaball (Joined in 2004) - Where is Romaniaball?
- Hungaryball (Joined in 1999) - Hungary is strong, and it's not Austria!
- Montenegroball (Joined in 2017) - My second newest Master. Sorry for the orders to bomb you in the 1990s.
- North Macedoniaball (Joined in 2020) - Newest Master, now that you have changed your name, you can into NATO without angering Greeceball!
Membership Action Plan
Partnership for Peace
- Austriaball - Accession planned
- Kosovoball - 2022 but some countries have to recognize you first!
- Cyprusball - No planned data
- Bosniaball - Accession in progress
- Finlandball - Accession in progress
- Georgiaball - Accession planned (hopefully soon!)
- Ukraineball - Accession planned (hopefully soon!) You don't wanna join right now? That's fine.
- Moldovaball - Accession planned
- Swedenball - Accession in progress
- Armeniaball - Accession planned
- Azerbaijanball - Accession planned
- Kazakhbrick - Accession planned
- British Indian Ocean Territoryball -Masters US and UK joint military base in the Indian Ocean. Also good for monitoring dim sum, kebab, pirates, and vodka. Note to self, restore locals when done.
- Bermudatriangle - It Has the Royal Bermuda Regiment near master US.
- Gibraltarball - It serves as Gateway to the Atlantic!
- Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball: An extension of jurisidiction in the South Atlantic.
- South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball - Protectorate!
And makes me hungry for a while.
- Falklandsball - Also a protectorate, but don't take it, Argentinaball.
- Greenlandball - Protectorate! It stores US Air Force base. But hey, Canada. Don't anschluss it!
- Virginiaball - It is home to the US Atlantic Fleet!
- Hawaiiball - It is home of Pearl Harbor! (aka US Pacific Fleet - but not our jurisdiction, still awesome).
- Tringapore - It is the best nation in the Southeast Asia.
- Mexicoball - The masters are thinking of adding you (love your tacos btw), because it is a good military partner of the Master US when training during RIMPAC.
- Colombiaball - It helps us sometimes, especially against druggies and commies. Don't worry, Venezuela is under our watchful eye!
- Azerbaijanball - You have ceasefire with Armeniaball and Russiaball during in Nagorno-Karabakh conflict.
- Irelandball - It pays for my protection with potatoes. Also a good ally.
- EUball - When I was born, I serve as its bodyguard and. nothing to say about it, I guess?
- LGBTBall - Unlike my members because they hate gays but still my masters likes you.
- Malaysiaball - When Bosnia and Herzegovina was under attacked by Serbians with their Chetniks and Srpskas, it helped me with my member United States and my friend United Nations against those terrorists.
- Indonesiaball - My masters like your satay and cuisine, also it sometimes hates dim sum for illegal activity in its waters. We're always watching you China, but why your people supporting Russiaball?
Hong Kongball - No worries, that idiotic bitch won't take your clay and liberate you!
- Bosniaball - We will help you against those Rakijas which threaten your clay.
- Nigeriaball - A Non-NATO major ally who gives oil and permission to hunt down these terrorist in its clay such as Boko Haramball.
- Saudi Arabiaball - A major Arab ally that supplies oil and we both hate Iranball. We're watching you, Iran!
- Serbiaball - I knew your history and 1999, but since you aren't attacking anyone else, you're okay now. You do also enjoy talks with me :). And since Vucic is nice to both sides so why not?
- Switzerlandball - HE HOUSES THE MEETINGS BETWEEN WORLD ORDER :D So of course, it is my friend. It chairs many Global organizations.
- Andorraball - All members who are also in EUball love it. But change your flag right now! Or else Romania will be very mad! :(
- Monacoball - It has good trades with France.
- Yemenball - We helped them kick some pirate ass back in Operation Ocean Shield! We might as well watch it too, as Iranball had been sketchy for funding Houthiballs, and that's no good.
Major non-NATO allies
- Islamic Republic of Afghanistanball - Thanks for defeating commies in Soviet-Afghan War. Sadly it is now of terrorist.
- Argentinaball - It's really BIG! But don't you dare take Falklandsball and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball. Stop it
- Australiaball - If NATO included the Pacific, they would be a member of us! Gib kangaroos!
- Bahrainball - It let us put our boats on it.
- Brazilball - It is an unofficial ally in South America, everyone in my alliance loves it, it's the second strongest country in Americas, and also a good friend of USAball, HUE! But it love Vodka and can into BRICS. Stop being buddies with Russiaball and Chinaball
or else. ANSCHLUSS!
- Egyptball - Yup, Mr. Egypt contains Ancient History and treasure! But recently, It suffered a multiple personality disorder. We Must keep a close watch at it!
- Israelcube - We will fight those kebabs that threaten your homeland.
- Japanball - Master USAball's Asian friend. We also watch Chinaball closely! Gib anime!
- Jordanball - A rich ally in the Middle East.
- Kuwaitball - We saved its from Iraq back in 1991.
- Moroccoball - A Non-NATO major ally of me, I'm watching Algeria for you! Also the First country to recognize Uncle Sam.
- New Zealandball - They would have been a member of NATO too if it was included the Pacific!
- Pakistanball - It Great ally in South Asia. But we may heard that It is harboring terrorists but also has nukes! Also, do not attack India
or else. ANSCHLUSS!
- Philippinesball - It is close friends of Master USA, also USA's sweet son. But don't worry, China is under our watchful eye, but stop being buddies with Russiaball!
- South Koreaball - Despite not in the Atlantic, we helped its during the Korean War to fight its evil commie sibling and dim sum. Gib K-pop!
- Taiwanball - The REAL Chinese Government and a military friend of Master USAball. I'm watching you Chinaball!
- Thailandball - Just a guy in southeast Asia, everyone gives it tourist money. But it is leaning closer to China.SO ANSCHLUSS!
- Tunisiaball - It can into Tunis Empire, it can into glorious pro-Western north African country!
- Vietnamball - It can into reform and trading but it gave America nightmare!
- Arab Leagueball - It's Master US's oil buddy. But sometimes it's a little fishy, and other Masters gave me orders to watch you.
- Chinaball - It's Not the "very annoying commie" anymore, but I still have orders to watch you, so don't become a nuclear slave to Pigdog's army. It was also my friend back in the 70's because it was an enemy of that commie shit even if it was a commie. Also have good trades with most of my members. But we won't forget that NOW ALL OF MY MEMBERS ARE INFECTED OF COVID-19 BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU ARE MAJOR THREAT OF THE WORLD! YOU MUST FIND THE VACCINE NOW!
ALSO, FREE MILK TEA!
- Indiaball - A guy who can counter Pakistan and China. But it loves Vodka and can into BRICS. JOIN ME ALREADY
- Austriaball - We are good friends, but sometimes I'm pissed at it because it is the only Central European countryball which is not in my organization (besides Switzerlandball. It's neutral, but Austria does not have a reason for why it is not a part of me). but since it is the sibling of Germany, we're mostly good.
- Algeriaball - Please, just Pick a side, Me? Or those damn Commies
and freemen? Plz Just pick, I'm tired already! And I see that you like Tunisiaball, Maybe you can into Neutral But I'm still watching You, because you're friends with Those SUCKERS?!
- Turkeyball - A Stronk member, but why do you invade Northern Syria, Oh right! You support the FSA but USAball JUST RETREATED HIS TROOPS AND YOU HAD TO BE IMPLICATED? YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE!
- Syriaball - Ok, ok, I leave you alone, you can fight those rebels alone without our help and live in peace, oh wait! I forgot about Kebab.
- Finlandball - You're too neutral to join NATO. But at least you defeat all the commies in Winter War.
- Armeniaball - I heard that you have signed a ceasefire with Azerbaijanball and Russiaball. But why are friends with that vodka? Stop this already!
- Swedenball - I'll never join you in NATO, because you are neutral unlike your sibling Norway, it's the one who has chosen to join me instead of EUball.
- Rojavaball - Good job destroying ISISball in Syria! But please stop it with this commie shit, it's childish. Turkeyball also doesn't like you and it's my second largest power! You're also affiliated with the terrorist PKK so stop that too!
- Russiaball - YOU! YOU INVADED UKRAINEBALL!
- Belarusball - Same as Russiaball!
- Warsaw Pactball - We kicked its commie ass through diplomacy and FREEDOM, Pinko are not allowed to stand on Earth! Remove Commie!
- Soviet Unionball - Oh Please! WE CAN TAKE YUO DOWN IN 1 SECOND! . but you can't fight someone already dead WoOoOoOo!
- CSTOball, CISball, and SCOball: Commies'
and freemenalliance. Remove!
- Palestineball, Western Saharaball, Abkhaziaball, Artsakhball, and South Ossetiaball - If you dare to attack Israelcube, Moroccoball, Azerbaijanball, and Georgiaball we will attack and remove you kebabs, commies, and vodka! We are always watching you.
- UNball - You're useless. You can't stop us!
- North Koreaball - We fought them along with South Korea during the Korean War. I see it Always threatening everyone with nukes! I hope you won't do anything dangerous because we are watching you!
- Cataloniaball - Communist wannabe, go back to Spainball if you can.
- Somaliaball - Me and UNball have already dealt with yuo so many times! I support Yemenball against your pirates! Stop rading ships! Stupid piratehead.
- ISISball - HELL YEAH! More AC-130 target practice! more airstrikes! Suck my ass if you can you little prick. LEAVE MY FUCKING MEMBERS ALONE!
- Iranball - I'm watching your nuclear program and stop calling us coward!
- Cubaball - Remove communism, our relations have gotten better but still you have to remove communism out of your clay.
- Serbia and Montenegroball - I Bombed it during the Kosovo War. Burn in hell.
- Venezuelaball - You freakin' Socialist! Although you got oil, but you need FREEDOM! Not Oil!
Or else Huetangle will anschluss yuo!
- South Sudanball, Zimbabweball and Myanmarball - Anti-NATO governments, Remove!
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - We came, we saw it died! Bye Bye Gaddafi, never come back!
- Nicaraguaball - Just shut up please, we'll remove you if you continue to remain uncooperative. Also an ally of Russiaball.
- PKKball - YOU TERRORIST! YOU STOP DESTROYING TURKEYBALL! ORRR ELSSSEE!
Belgiumball, Canadaball, Denmarkball, Franceball, Icelandball, Italyball, Luxembourgball, Netherlandsball, Norwayball, Portugalball, UKball and USAball signed the North Atlantic Treaty, creating it. They are its masters since they created it.