British Indian Ocean Territoryball, also known as
bigot BIOTball, and Lemuriaball is a British overseas territoryball in the Indian Ocean off the coast of Indiaball. Currently Mauritiusball claims it as its while Madagascarball is ambitious of taking both of them.
BIOTball born uninhabited, adopted by UKball. When UKball asks its child, USAball to build a military base there to keep Iranball at check, they purchased it from the colonial government of Mauritiusball (who still claims the clay), forcibly removed the native population which is mix of slaves descendants and indentured workers from India and Africa against their wishes, now only soldiers of USAball and UKball live there.
No, MH370 did not land in its clay.
Today he is relevant because he is used as main base to remove Kebab terrorism and as strategic military outpost in Indian Ocean exactly between Asia, Africa, and Europe.
- Franceball - Aunt.
- USAball - Son of my adoptive father. He built a military base used by him and my father. Gib natives!
- Maldivesball - Cousin who discorved my clay.
- NATOball - Gib natives!
- French Southern and Antarctic Landsball - We both share a common enemy.
- UKball - Father.
- Mauritiusball - I like you.
- Somaliaball - I helped him fighting pirates.
wait he's actually a pirate too!!
- Iranball - The reason why UKball and USAball came to this clay to keep Ayatollah contained. Wish you were never born, so I would have natives!
- Iraqball - Under Saddam Hussein, USAball's freedom droppers took off from its clay to deliver to democracy to Iraq.
- Madagascarball - NO LEMURS ALLOWED!
- Afghanistanball - Same as Iranball and other Middle Eastern countries, PLEASE CURB YOUR TERRORISM!!!
Otherwise I will keep giving you more "freedom" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How to draw
BIOTball is based on the British Blue Ensign:
- Color the basic circle stripe of this blue with some white wavy lines
- Draw the Union Jack in the up-left quarter (using this red and white)
- Draw a palm and the British Crown on it
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
Shown with the orange-black-blue flag.