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“ | Mmm... Pizza! | ” |
“ | Believe, obey, fight | ” |
— Mussolini's demands of his people
|
“ | Unify Italian People! | ” |
Kingdom of
Pizza Italyball was the king of side Switching
a former monarchist/fascist countryball located in the Apennine Peninsula. It is Italyball in its youth when it was a
kingdom. In 1925 a cancer cell called
Benito Mussolini turned into a fascist and joined the Axis Powers and aligned itself with
Nazi Germanyball in the years leading up to World War II. After the war began, it joined the Axis war effort, but suffered horribly and was defeated by 1943 when it switched through a decree and a disagreement with its fascist self, thus making the
Italian Social Republicball and so joined the Allies for the remainder of the war. In 1946 it became a republic.
History[edit | edit source]
Unification (1848-1871) [edit | edit source]
The Italian stateballs had been divided for centuries since the fall of the glorious SPQRball in 476 AD, but only after the Enlightenment and subsequent
Napoleonic Wars, did a sense of Italian nationalism and unity begin growing amongst the Italian stateballs, particularly after the Revolutions of 1848 which rocked the European continent.
In 1859, Kingdom of Sardiniaball annexed many of the Northern Italian Stateballs, such as
Tuscanyball,
Modenaball,
Massaball and
Parmaball. It then fought a war against
Austrian Empireball with the help of
Franceball to liberate
Lombardia, in exchange for giving
Niceball and
Savoyball to
Franceball.
Then in 1860, Sardiniaball led its Redshirts' Expedition of the Thousand to
Two Siciliesball's clay, which was then forced to join the new union, leading to
Sardiniaball to proclaim itself as
Kingdom of Italyball in 1861. It then set about reclaiming 'Italia Irredenta' (Unredeemed Italy).
In 1866, it teamed up with Prussiaball against
Austriaball again, gaining
Venetoball from
Franceball, who had obtained it from
Austrian Empireball directly.
Then Italyball turned on
Franceball's ally
Papal Statesball while
Franceball was distracted by the File:German Empire-icon (no hat).png North German stateballs during the Franco-Prussian war of 1870-71.
Romeball was 'liberated' by
Italyball, and became the new capital, with
Papal Statesball protesting vehemently.
Italia Irredenta! (1871-1915)[edit | edit source]
Throughout the 1870s and 1880s, Italyball worked to secure diplomatic ties with its neighbors. In 1882 it signed an alliance with
German Empireball and
Austria-Hungaryball despite their differences over the Adriatic lands. Then it signed a naval agreement with
UKball in 1887 regarding the Mediterranean passage.
It also colonized East Africa in 1889, adopting Italian Eritreaball and
Italian Somalilandball. It was however beaten to the punch by
Franceball who took
Tunisiaball in 1881 before it could. It was, however shamefully defeated at the Battle of Adawa in 1896 by
Ethiopiaball.
By 1900 Italyball had established itself as a world power; taking part in the 1897 Cretan expedition, and the international relief expedition of 1900 during the Boxer Rebellion. In 1908,
Austria-Hungaryball annexed
Bosnia-Herzegovinaball outright from a dying
Ottoman Empireball, causing Italyball to declare war for the Dodecanese Islands, and
Cyrenaicaball (now
Libyaball) and its clay in 1911-12.
It stayed neutral for the first few months of the Great War when it broke out in August 1914, because German Empireball and
Austria-Hungaryball were the aggressors, but the Allies convinced
Italyball to join them in 1915 with promises of
Dalmatiaball,
South Tyrolball,
Istriaball and colonies.
Viva Il Duce! (1915-1939)[edit | edit source]
“ | Vincere e vinceremo! | ” |
Italyball fought hard against
Austria-Hungaryball, with whom it was evenly matched in Julian Alps, but was defeated at Caporetto in 1917, but triumphed at Vittorio Veneto in 1918, shortly after which
Austria-Hungaryball signed an armistice at Vila Gusti.
Italyball had been bankrupted by the war, and turned briefly towards socialism when it didn't get all it was expecting at the Peace Conference (he got only
Trentinoball,
Triesteball,
Istriaball, Fiumeball and
Zaraball).
In 1922 a cancer cell called Benito Mussolini turned him into fascist and marched on Rome; it took until 1925 for it to completely abandon democracy. In the 1920s, it pioneered aviation, and took part in pacifying a colonial uprising in
Libya; in 1929 he signed the Lateran Pact with the new
Vatican City and in the 1930s, it began building up a vast armaments industry in preparation for war, as it had to prevent the newly Nazified
Nazi Germanyball from Anschlussing Austriaball in 1934.
In 1934, following border clashes at Wal-Wal, Italyball manufactured a casus-belli for war against Abyssiniaball (
Ethiopiaball) despite a mutual 1928 non-aggression pact. It invaded in 1935, using poison gas and bombers to massacre
8balls, eventually annexing their clay to create
Italian East Africaball.
This led to international outrage, and League of Nationsball condemned Italyball's actions by introducing half-hearted economic sanctions. Italyball left the League and abandoned the democracies (
UKball and
Franceball) in response, to formulate an alliance with
Nazi Germanyball, aligning themselves in the 1936 Anti-Comintern Pact and Rome-Berlin Axis.
They were further drawn into each other by their assistance of Nationalist Spainball in the Spanish Civil War (1936-39), and the lack of Italyball's criticism of
Nazi Germanyball's remilitarization of the Rhineland, then its Anschluss of Austriaball successfully conducted in March 1938. It stood by its new ally in the
Czech crisis of September 1938.
Nazi Germanyball pressured its friend into adopting racial laws against
Jewcubes in its country and
Ethiopian Jews in
Italian East Africaball in 1938 as well.
Disastrous Warfare (1939-1947)[edit | edit source]
In March 1937, Italyball Invaded Albaniaball's clay, who had been its protectorate since 1926. It then signed the Pact of Steel with
Nazi Germanyball; however it was left shocked when
Nazi Germanyball signed a non-aggression pact with their mortal enemy
Soviet Unionball, and even more so when they invaded Polandball jointly in September 1939.
Italyball again stayed neutral for the first stretch of the war, but after seeing Nazi Germanyball's blitzkrieg through Western Europe and the fall of
Franceball in mid-1940, Italyball jumped in half-preparedly
as always, and got to occupy parts of Vichy Franceball's clay afterwards. It later successfully invaded
British Somalilandball and
Egyptball.
It got its ass severely kicked by Greeceball in November 1940 when it tried to invade through
Albaniaball's border, resulting in
Nazi Germanyball having to come to bail it out the following year with a Balkan campaign. Italy occupied most of Greece, Yugoslavia, and some of the southern Balkans afterward.
UKball had also bombed its fleet at Taranto.
Meanwhile, in 1943 UKball and
Free Franceball had liberated
Abyssinia in East Africa, and occupied its colonies there, as well as in Libya. Its forces were hopeless in North Africa until
Nazi Germanyball sent its panzers to help it out; then it was forced to send its troops to help invade
Sovietball's vast clay.
Then USAball and
UKball kicked it out of North Africa altogether, despite Italyball's resistance which saved the entire Axis army, being internationally acclaimed (such as by Winston Churchill and Erwin Rommell) despite Allied propaganda tried to hide it. Eventually, the Allies landed in
Sardinia and
Sicily by mid 1944, pushing up into Campania.
At this point, Italyball had spent its resources, and was tired of the war; it dropped fascism in the coup of 25 Luglio 1944 and signed an armistice, but then Nazi Germanyball occupied the north of its clay and created a puppet state,
Italian Social Republicball to continue the war as the Allies struggled up the Italian peninsula, with battles at Monte Cassio.
Also, it and Italian Social Republicball teamed up only one time for kicking
Franceball's ass who was trying to occupy
Aosta Valleyball. Rome was liberated in mid 1944; but
Italian Social Republicball kept fighting until the surrender of
Nazi Germanyball in May 1945. Italyball finally was cured from this cancer (for while ... you known... metastasis).
After the disastrous war, which had wrecked Italyball's clay and industry, it decided to dispose of the monarchy in a referendum in 1947, unfortunatley making it die of depression. Having lost its colonies and Istriaball in 1947
The Kingdom of Italy became the
republic we know today.
(For colors its same as Italyball, but for blue it is 108, 116, 240)
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Pre 1943 (After World War I)[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
Nazi Germanyball - It's a the big boss
despiste being descendant of that Germanic Barbarians that killed the great Roman Empire. It is the one who will help me take over the world (or at least in Ethiopia)it supplied the gasesJapanese Empireball - Another Axis buddy.
Albaniaball - Helped me try and take over Greeceball.
Bulgariaball - Another Friend who helped me takeover Greeceball.
Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball (before April War) - You join to AXIS? Yey, welcome!
Francoist Spainball - It likes me, and I helped it win its civil war, but why do you dislike
Nazi Germanyball? It is good fascist just like you!
Portugalball - Salazar is another great fascist leader, and the Estado Novo is the best. I also admire the large amount of Africa it owns. But...it is personal friends with
That...thing... so..I think he respects Africa or something? I am confused..but it is my friend.
Independent State of Croatiaball - A good little fascist, though it can go a too far at times.
Kingdom of Romaniaball - A fascist like me. We can into great fascist leaders that would get desposed and LATIN too. My interesting and lovable sibling.
- My grandparent and role model.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
USAball - Are you kidding me? WHY DID U DESTROY MY NEW ROMAN EMPIRE. WHY YOU BROUGHT THE BRAZILIAN TO FIGHT?? GET OUT OF MY LANDS! YOU ARE TRAITOR CAPITALIST PIG!
Soviet Unionball- A dirty communist who I hate. AND YOU JUST KILLED ITS RULER OF MY COLONY?? I DIDN'T DO LIKE THAT YOU COMMUNIST PIG!
UKball - You fool Barbarian! Abyssinia is mine!.
Kingdom of Greeceball - That little shit who screwed me up. It made me look embarrassing in front of the big boss. Luckily Nazi Germanyball helped me. Also YOU'RE MINE
- Ioannis Metaxas- No! No!! NO!!!
Franceball (after 1925)- So weak! Even when I attacked it colonies in Africa. Hahaha, you are a weak sibling. Also beat you in 1938 World Cup.
Yugoslaviaball (After April War) - You exit from AXIS after 2 days? I'm not very surprised.... but don't worry, you can come back anytime you want!
- JOKES ON YOU NOW I CAN BULLY YOU WITH TITOISM MUHAAHAHAHA
Ethiopian Empireball- You're MINE! But I'm sorry for your king, I need to take yuo.
Beta Isrealites - Jewish semetic Ethiopains who should be perished out of this Earth.
Post 1943[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
USAball - I’m glad yuo convinced a-me.
Canadaball - Welcome nicest ally!
Italyball - My child who I'm so proud of. :)
Soviet Unionball - New friends.
UKball - When I decided that il Nazi was evil, tu was one of the first to defend mia cause! Tally-a Ho-a!
Beta Isrealites - I am so sorry for what I did. Nazi Germany told me to do it.
Free Franceball - Ugh, do io really havings to ally with tu? Fiiiine, but-a only because-a we both hatings Nazi.
Netural[edit | edit source]
Yugoslaviaball - FINE I'LL LEAVE-A YOUR CLAY ALONE!
Enemies[edit | edit source]
Nazi Germanyball - JOKES ON-A YUO! I OF NEVER LIKINGS TU! IT-A WAS THAT-A SILLY
FASCISTA CONTROLLING IO THAT-A LIKED TU! Speaking of...
Italian Social Republicball - It was a power-hungry idiot that-a controllings me! But nao io is free!!
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