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— Dracula (the Castlevania version)
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“ | Lelitā Sāftita, Auz, neiculita, dar daca auzi de ce nu raspunzi. |
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— Romanian Folk song
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“ | Chiar dacă ești moldovean, Ardelean sau țigan suntem Made in Romanie, iali iali iali |
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— Ionuț Cercel
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Ro
bmaniaball Chadball (or Vampireball) is a medium-sized countryball in Southeastern Europe. It is a conflict avoider but at the same time loves conflict with a thirst for blood and punishing its enemies severely. It loves working in IT and is known for finding unusual solutions to problems. It is the outcome of the union between Wallachiaball and
Moldaviaball in 1859 and
Transylvaniaball in 1918. They are the outcome of
Daciaball and
SPQRball. It is one of the sole
SPQRball survivors in Eastern Europe, (R.I.P. Dalmatian language), the other being
Aromaniaball.
It can into NATOball,
EUball,
Danube Commissionball, and
UNball.
It tries to become cultural but is always overshadowed by its arrogant older sibling Franceball, who used to be its role model, but now it's just annoying and bragging. If
Polandball cannot into space, Romaniaball cannot into less corrupt. Its sibling is
Moldovaball and it wishes to unite with it one day, but
Russiaball is against it.
It's obsessed with removing Gypsyball from its clay and is often seen arguing with
Gypsyballs. Like
Serbiaball and
Slovakiaball, Romaniaball hates
Hungaryball, often fighting or arguing with it, but it's not always the case, in spite of their differences they can into friends. It is one of the most religious countryballs,
Vaticanball has a great opinion of it, which is unusual considering it's not of
Catholic.
Its national day is on 1 December (The Great Union), but its birthday is on 24 January 1859 (The Little Union), when Wallachiaball and
Moldaviaball united. It has a population of 19.64 million people.
History[edit]
Daco-Roman Conflicts 
(168 BC – 106 AD)[edit]
Its clay was inhabited by many prehistorical cultures. They later developed into
Daciaballs who were renowned in
Ancient Greeceball for their fighting power. Although
Daciaballs shared the same language and had similar religious customs, they were not united, being split up in a dozen rival tribes. This changed when
Gaulball attacked and a larger and larger coalition of
Daciaball tribes formed until King Burebista united them all into a single powerful kingdom in 82 BC.
During the Roman civil war, King Burebista allied with Pompey Magnus against the victorious Julius Caesar, who planned a campaign against
Daciaball. This war never came to pass as both King Burebista and Julius Caesar were assassinated in year 42 BC. After King Burebista's death,
Daciaball would fragment into 4 and then 5 different kingdoms based on shifting tribal alliances.
The Migrators 


(106 AD – 1310)[edit]
After 168 years of domination, SPQRball retreated their legions south of Danube river in 274. The
Gothsball moved south to dominate
Daciaball afterwards. The
SPQRball Emperor Constantine retook
Daciaball in 328 earning himself the title Dacius Maximus. After
SPQRball withdrew yet again a new tribe of uncertain origins called
Gepidsball retook control of
Daciaball. The
Gepidsball allied with
Hunball during their conquests and after the disintegration of
Hunball the
Gepidsball established themselves as the primary power in the region, receiving a tribute of 100 pounds of gold each year from
SPQRball.
Beginning in the 9th century, the semi-nomadic Magyarsball gradually conquered
Transylvaniaball defeating the Latin speaking Vlachs (As
Byzantineball referred to them as) Duchy of Gelouball, Duchy of Gladball and Duchy of Menumorutball. The
First Bulgarian Empireball collapsed soon afterward due to attacks from
Byzantineball. During this time, the Vlachs gained greater autonomy and freedom.
In the mid 13th century, Mongol Empireball invaded Eastern Europe. After the
Mongol Empireball withdrew, 3 Latin speaking states formed:
Transylvaniaball,
Moldaviaball and
Wallachiaball as semi-independent vassals of
Kingdom of Hungaryball.
In 1277, the Wallachian Vlach Litovoi revolted against
Kingdom of Hungaryball by refusing to pay tribute. The rebellion ended in 1278 when Litovoi was killed in battle and its sibling Bărbat was taken prisoner by
Kingdom of Hungaryball. After Bărbat paid its ransom and recognized
Kingdom of Hungaryball's rule it took its sibling's throne.
Medieval Romanian States 

(1330 – 1848)[edit]
In 1330, the Wallachian Vlach Basarab I revolted and defeated a much larger force of the
Kingdom of Hungaryball. The most notable victory was the Battle of Posada where 10,000 Wallachian troops defeated 30,000 Hungarian troops. The Wallachians suffered light casualties while the Hungarians suffered very heavy casualties. Establishing
Wallachiaball as a fully independent state.
In 1345, the Moldavian Vlach Bogdan I revolted against
Moldavian Vlach Dragos and its
Kingdom of Hungaryball overlord. Eventually defeating both of them and establishing
Moldaviaball as a fully independent state. The
Kingdom of Hungaryball initially didn't recognize Moldaviaball's independence and attacked it again to try and retake the clay, but after a few failed attempts it eventually recognized
Moldaviaball's independence.
“ | A sentence that doesn't reflect good, that nobody hears about and nobody has anything to learn from, is an useless sentence. | ” |
— Vlad the Impaler
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During the long reign of Vlad the Impaler's contemporary and cousin, Stephen the Great of Moldaviaball in 1457. The state of
Moldaviaball reached the height of its power, influence and independence. One of the greatest military commanders of its time, it won 48 out of 50 battles against
kebab while outnumbered in most of them. And defeated larger armies of
Kingdom of Polandball and
Kingdom of Hungaryball.
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— Stephen the Great
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“ | Romanians! we have one life, and one honor, wake up now, as we've slept enough! | ” |
— Michael the Brave
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In 1683, the kebab was removed at the Battle of Vienna and
Austrian Empireball took
Transylvaniaball. Although some of its people were Magyars or Germans most were Romanian peasants. Their harsh treatment led to a rebellion headed by 3 sherfs called Horea, Cloșa, and Crișan. The rebellion failed but in 1785
Austrian Empireball abolished serfdom in
Transylvaniaball. In 1699,
Austrian Empireball took
Bukovinaball from
Moldaviaball who was under
kebab rule.
In 1765, Transylvaniaball was declared a Grand Principality further consolidating its special separate status within
Austrian Empireball. The
Russo-Turkish
war started in 1806, after 6 years of war
Russian Empireball won and annexed half of
Moldaviaball that will later be known as
Bessarabiaball.
The early 19th century saw a brief period of Russian Empireball control over
Wallachiaball and
Moldaviaball. And a series of Romanian uprising against
Russian Empireball, Austrian Empireball and
kebab rule as national sentiments continued to grow.
In 1848, Hungaryball wanted freedom and equality from
Austrian Empireball and started a revolt. The Transylvanian Romanians initially supported
Hungaryball as they wanted freedom and equality too until they realised that
Hungaryball wants freedom and equality only for Hungarians and also wanted to unite
Transylvaniaball with
Hungaryball. Then Transylvanian Romanians went to
Austrian Empireball for support. They were initially ignored but when
Hungaryball declared independence
Austrian Empireball opened to the Romanian demands in exchange for fighting
Hungaryball. The Romanian serf Avram Iancu took command of the Romanian forces.
After Hungaryball's defeat,
the Austrian Empireball rejected the demand of creating a province for Romanians (
Transylvaniaball with
Banatball and
Bukovinaball) out of fear of replacing Hungarian nationalism with Romanian nationalism. Yet the
Austrian Empireball created Romanian administrative offices in
Transylvaniaball and granted the Romanians numerous liberties and rights.
“ | You cannot convince tyrants with philosophical and humanitarian arguments, but with Horea's spear! | ” |
— Avram Iancu
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Union, Reforms, Freedom, Kingdom 
(1848 – 1914)[edit]
Due to the strong cultural connection and economic proximity, Wallachiaball and
Moldaviaball made a customs union in 1848. Ad-hoc meetings were organized in 1857 where the populations of
Wallachiaball and
Moldaviaball expressed their desire for union.
Unionists from Wallachiaball and
Moldaviaball brought their case to a congress of the Great Powers in 1858. The Great Powers decided to allow a union and created a constitution known as "The Convention from Paris". They will be known as
United Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachiaball but will have separate institutions and thrones will remain separate and each will elect their own prince. The same convention stated that the army will keep its old flags, with the addition of a blue ribbon on each of them.

It was a union for the most part only in name. Apart from the common army, the two states behaved like completely different states. However, the Moldavians elected Colonel Alexander Ioan Cuza as the prince of Moldaviaball on 5 January 1859 and then the Wallachians elected Colonel Alexander Ioan Cuza as prince of
Wallachiaball on 24 January 1859. The "The Convention from Paris" stated the thrones of Moldavia and Wallachia had to be separate, but it didn't state that the same man can't be elected the prince of both separate thrones, thus the Romanians fulfilled the rules of the "The Convention from Paris" and
United Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachiaball was officaly established/born.
“ | Romanians, your chosen gives you a single Romania! | ” |
— Alexandru Ioan Cuza
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(Nowadays, 24 January is a national holiday in Romaniaball called The Little Union).
On 9 May 1877, Romania became fully independent from
kebab, this time for good. However
Russian Empireball took some of
Romania's clay in spite of the treaty, proving once again that
Russian Empireball is the biggest asshole in history and has no honor. This was seen as a violation of the treaty highly criticized by
Franceball and
Kingdom of Prussiaball, but none would risk a war with
Russian Empireball.
On 14 March 1881, Romania became
Kingdom of Romaniaball under King Carol I. The late 19th century represented a period of freedom and rebirth for
Kingdom of Romaniaball, a lot of cultural and economic progress was made. A lot of intellectuals emerged: writers, poets, scientists and artists such as Mihai Eminescu, Constantin Brancusi, Ion Creanga, Nicolae Iorga and George Enescu.
When the First Balkan War started in 1912, Kingdom of Romaniaball demanded the city of Silistraball from
Kingdom of Bulgariaball in exchange for neutrality,
Kingdom of Bulgariaball accepted. However, in the war, the
Kingdom of Bulgariaball refused to give the city. As such when the Second Balkan War started in 1913,
Kingdom of Romaniaball joined
Kingdom of Serbiaball and
Kingdom of Greeceball and united together against
Kingdom of Bulgariaball and took all of
Southern Dobrujaball, which made
Kingdom of Bulgariaball more weak.
“ | I forgive those who wrote and spoke badly against me, seeking to blame me or throw doubts towards my good intentions, I send them a salute, full of love! | ” |
— King Carol I
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World War I 



(1914 – 1918)[edit]
When World War I started Kingdom of Romaniaball was neutral. The Entente persuaded it to join them in 1916 by promising
Banatball,
Transylvaniaball and
Bukovinaball from
Austria-Hungaryball. All regions populated mostly by Romanians as
Bukovinaball used part of
Moldaviaball while
Banatball and
Transylvaniaball were the Duchy of Gelouball, Duchy of Gladball and Duchy of Menumorutball before the Hungarian conquest.
Though a member of German Empireball's imperial family, King Ferdinand was in charge of
Kingdom of Romaniaball's entry on the side of the Entente, respecting its oath before the Romanian Parliament in 1914: "I will reign as a true Romanian", earning the nickname "the Loyal". As a consequence of this betrayal, Kaiser Wilhelm II had Ferdinand's name erased from the Hohenzollern House register.
The Romanians from Banatball,
Transylvaniaball, and
Bukovinaball entered the war from the beginning, with hundreds of thousands being mobilized throughout the war. Although most were loyal to
Austria-Hungaryball, reactionary sentiments emerged after
Kingdom of Romaniaball joined the war on the Entente's side. Many of the previously loyal soldiers decided that it's better to risk their lives through desertion rather than to fight against their own country. Many novels were written on this subject, most famous being "The Forest of the Hanged", hanging was the punishment for desertion in
Austria-Hungaryball.
Kingdom of Romaniaball's plan was to defend in the south against
Kingdom of Bulgariaball and attack in the north against
Austria-Hungaryball. Initially, the plan worked until support from the
German Empireball arrived and
Kingdom of Romaniaball started being pushed back to the point where the only region left standing was
Moldovaball.
When the communist revolution started in 1917, Bessarabiaball declared independence from the
Russian Empireball as
Democratic Republic of Moldaviaball and 3 months later, united with
Kingdom of Romaniaball. But the revolution also threw
Russian Empireball out of the war and now
Kingdom of Romaniaball stood alone on the eastern front. As such the Armistice of Focsani was signed and later the Treaty of Bucharest was negotiated.
After Austria-Hungaryball,
German Empireball and
Kingdom of Bulgariaball left its clay,
Kingdom of Romaniaball secretly started to rearm. After
Kingdom of Greeceball's offensive on Thessalonikiball knocked
Kingdom of Bulgariaball out of the war,
Kingdom of Romaniaball redeclared war to the Central Powers on 10 November, a day before it ended in Western Europe on 11 November with the Entente being victorious.
This event came to be known as "The Great Union" where the Romanian provinces of Bessarabiaball,
Bukovinaball,
Banatball and
Transylvaniaball and united with
Kingdom of Romaniaball in the same year, with the last being
Transylvaniaball on 1st December 1918. All provinces with a Romanian majority were now under a Romanian state, as a result,
Kingdom of Romaniaball's clay was more than twice the clay it had before.

“ | Long live Greater Romania! Strong and united! | ” |
— King Ferdinand
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(Nowadays, 1 December is the national day of Romaniaball, representing The Great Union).
Interwar Period
(1918 – 1939)[edit]
While Kingdom of Romaniaball gained a lot of clay,
First Hungarian Republicball lost a lot of clay and was dissatisfied with this. Until the treaty and the official loss of the clay were signed,
First Hungarian Republicball offered cultural and administrative autonomy to the minorities, but they refused, stating that they desire to be separated from it.
At this time the actual borders with Kingdom of Romaniaball were uncertain and
Kingdom of Romaniaball passed up to the Tisa river but
Franceball was against it. After some discussion, Franceball agreed and
First Hungarian Republicball is asked to accept the new borders of
Kingdom of Romaniaball. However,
First Hungarian Republicball doesn't accept and the government resigns as an act of protest.
After Trianon, Czechoslovakiaball, with
Kingdom of Romaniaball and
Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball, formed the Little Entente with support from
Franceball to ensure that
Kingdom of Hungaryball will not attempt to recover lost clay again.
also made a separate alliance with
Second Polish Republicball who didn't want to become part of the Little Entente because it and
Czechoslovakiaball hated each other, you know, petty highschool feuds.
Interwar was the best period of Kingdom of Romaniaball's life, it sees it as a golden age. All Romanian-speaking people were united under one country. It had the most clay that it ever had, being referred to as "Greater Romania". It had no more desire for war, was content and satisfied with himself and was looking for cooperation with other nations as well as cultural and industrial development.
It had an active implication in the League of Nations, its capital Bucharestball became known as
"Little Paris" and many monuments were built, its educational system improved, it became a regional power in its own right. Its economy flourished becoming one of the greatest oil exporters.
After King Ferdinand's death in 1927, a time of political instability with regencies began until its son, King Carol II, took the throne in 1930. In spite of King Carol II being a notorious hedonist, it was a good economist. It became the world's 4th oil and grain exporter in 1938. The Little Entente also broke in 1938 when Kingdom of Romaniaball and
Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball refused to support
Czechoslovakiaball after the
Nazi Germanyball invasion.
World War II 

(1939 – 1945)[edit]
When Nazi Germanyball invaded
Second Polish Republicball,
Kingdom of Romaniaball asked
Second Polish Republicball if they wanted help but
Second Polish Republicball refused, hoping that
Franceball and
UKball would send troops through
Kingdom of Romaniaball's ports. Spoiler alert: they didn't. After
Second Polish Republicball was defeated, its politicans and some army escaped through
Kingdom of Romaniaball and lived in exile in Londonball.
Franceball and
UKball give a guarantee to
Romaniaball that it won't lose clay in 1938. But
Franceball was defeated by
Nazi Germanyball and
UKball forgot its promise. After a
Soviet Unionball ultimatum in 1940,
Kingdom of Romaniaball agreed to give up
Bessarabiaball and
Northern Bukovinaball in exchange for not being invaded.
As part of the Soviet Unionball,
Bessarabiaball became Moldavian SSRball and later, after communism fell in 1989, became
Moldovaball. (
Northern Bukovinaball was apportioned to
Ukrainian SSRball.
Shortly after, Kingdom of Hungaryball demanded
Transylvaniaball from
Kingdom of Romaniaball with support from
Nazi Germanyball.
Kingdom of Romaniaball refused, not wanting to risk to waste troops against
Kingdom of Romaniaball,
Nazi Germanyball made a compromise where it would only give
Northern Transylvaniaball to
Kingdom of Hungaryball. The
Kingdom of Romaniaball was surprised and felt particularly betrayed by File:Italian-Empire-icon.png Fascist Italyball who supported
Northern Transylvaniaball's annexation.
After that, Bulgariaball demanded
Southern Dobrujaball with support from
Nazi Germanyball from
Kingdom of Romaniaball.
Kingdom of Romaniaball and it was ceded in the Treaty of Craiova followed by a population exchange.
The loss of all that clay caused the popularity of the King and government to plummet, which made way for a fascist coup under Ion Antonescu. Despite the unfavorable outcome of recent territorial disputes, Fascist Romania leaned strongly toward the Axis, hoping to regain
Bessarabiaball and
Northern Bukovinaball and revise the treaty with
Kingdom of Hungaryball.
“ | History never forgets the guilty, and we were all guilty: some because we made mistakes, some because we stood and watched, all of us because we endured. | ” |
— Ion Antonescu
|
Nazi Germanyball launched Operation Barbarossa against the
Soviet Unionball on 22 June 1941.
Fascist Romania joined the offensive crossing the river Prut. After recovering
Bessarabiaball and
Northern Bukovinaball were recovered
Fascist Romania kept fighting side by side with
Nazi Germanyball.
Fascist Romania requested to revise the treaty with
Kingdom of Hungaryball.
Nazi Germanyball refused because of
Kingdom of Hungaryball.
Nazi Germanyball was also an ally, but gave Odessaball to
Fascist Romania as compensation for the loss of
Northern Transylvaniaball.
Fascist Romania's economy was in tatters by 1944 because of the expenses of the war,
UKball's air raids, and because most of the products sent to
Nazi Germanyball were provided without monetary compensation. The uncompensated exports caused widespread discontent in Fascist Romania, even among groups who had once enthusiastically supported
Nazi Germanyball.
On 23 August 1944, King Michael of Romania led a coup with support from opposition politicians and most of the army, successfully deposing Ion Antonescu. Nazi Germanyball attempted to turn the situation around by military force but were repelled by the
Bucharestball Defense Army which received air support from
USAball. Surprisingly, the
Sovietball who already occupied parts of
Kingdom of Romaniaball immediately recognized the King Michael and the restoration of the Romanian monarchy.
“ | I do not see Romania as a legacy from my parents, but as a country lended from our children. | ” |
— King Michael
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In a radio broadcast to the Romanian nation and the army, King Michael issued a cease-fire, proclaimed Kingdom of Romaniaball's loyalty to the Allies and announced the armistice offered by
UKball,
USAball and
Soviet Unionball. Then, they declared war on Nazi Germanyball. King Michael's coup accelerated
's advance into
Kingdom of Romaniaball, but did not avert a rapid occupation and
Soviet Unionball captured about 130,000 Romanian soldiers, who were transported to
Soviet Unionball clay where many died in prison camps.
The armistice was signed on 12 September 1944, on terms dictated by Soviet Unionball. Under the terms of the armistice,
Kingdom of Romaniaball announced its unconditional surrender to
Soviet Unionball and was placed under the occupation of the Allies with the
Soviet Unionball.
As Kingdom of Romaniaball declared war on
Nazi Germanyball, border clashes between
Hungaryball and
Kingdom of Romaniaball troops erupted almost immediately.
In early September, Soviet Unionball and
Kingdom of Romaniaball entered
Transylvaniaball, their main objective was Clujball, a city regarded as the historical capital with was captured on 8 October. Also around this time,
Hungaryball carried out its last independent offensive action of the war, attacking
Kingdom of Romaniaball in the west. Despite initial success, a number of
Kingdom of Romaniaball cadet battalions managed to stop
Hungaryball's army.
Kingdom of Romaniaball ended the warfighting against
Nazi Germanyball alongside
Sovietball in
Transylvaniaball,
Hungaryball,
Yugoslaviaball,
Austriaball and
Czechoslovakiaball, from August 1944 until the end of the war in May 1945. The First and Fourth armies took part in the Prague Offensive.
Communism and Revolution (1945 – 1989) 


[edit]
Soviet Unionball's occupation following World War II facilitated the rise of communism. In 1947, they initiated a coup where King Michael was forced to abdicate and a communist republic was established becoming the last countryball from the Eastern Bloc to become communist. Between 1948 and 1950, it hunted down and arrested all the democrats and legionaries from its clay.

After Nicolae Ceausescu became the leader of SR Romaniaball in 1965,
SR Romaniaball began to distance itself from the
Soviet Union ball.
SR Romaniaball refused to invade
Czechoslovakiaball in 1968 with the rest of Warsaw Pactball and even spoke against it. This was met this was meet with cheers by the population and they considered it a national hero at the time.
Soviet Unionball threatened to invade
SR Romaniaball but
USAball had its support.
“ | The invasion of Czechoslovakiaball is a great error that will make nothing more than to disturb the peace in Europe and to stop the spread of socialism in the world. | ” |
— Nicolae Ceausescu
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Much to the Soviet Unionball's dislike,
SR Romaniaball became good friends with
North Koreaball and started trading with capitalist Western Europe. Nicolae Ceausescu turned
SR Romaniaball into an industrial and trading power with the GDP growth of 10% every year, that means the country was 10% richer each year, it earned praise both from the west and from the population alike. But unfortunately, this golden age was going to last until 1977 when an earthquake destroyed a great part of
Bucharestball.
After borrowing 11 billion dollars from UNball to rebuild
Bucharestball,
SR Romaniaball wanted to build the House of the People (Now the second-largest administrative building in the world). All the money
SR Romaniaball had was already invested, and because Ceausescu wanted to pay that money back to
, it decided to take the money it needed from any possible source. Obsessed with repaying the national debt, Nicolae Ceausescu ordered a ban on importation of any consumer products and commanded exportation of all goods produced in
SR Romaniaball except minimum food supplies. Severe restrictions on civil rights were imposed.
SR Romaniaball was the only communist country not to break its diplomatic relations with
Israelcube.
SR Romaniaball criticized
Soviet Unionball's invasion of
Afghanistanball in 1982.
SR Romaniaball refused to follow
Soviet Unionball's boycott of the 1984 Olympic Games (being the only Warsaw Pact nation to do so) as well at their reform trends in 1987. After the fall of the Berlin Wall and Warsaw Pactball in 1989,
SR Romaniaball was the only communist country left in Eastern Europe beside
Soviet Unionball.

On 16 December in Timișoaraball, priest Lasló Trókes said bad things about the regime and needed to be exiled, but the people revolted in support of the priest. After a while, the revolt escalated and people started demanding freedom and death to communism.
Hearing the news, Ceausescu returned from Iranball on 20 December to deal with the revolt in Timișoaraball and labels them as enemies of socialism. On 21 December Ceausescu gathered a lot of people in
Bucharestball to boost the population's support for socialism, but the reaction was the opposite, people started shouting "We are the people, down with the dictator!", "Death to the murderer!", etc. Ceausescu sent the army to deal with the revolutionaries and fighting on the streets began.
The army sided with the democrats on 22 December 1989. Ceausescu and its spouse tried to escape but were caught and executed live. After that, SR Romaniaball became a democratic and capitalist nation with free elections.
SR Romaniaball had the bloodiest revolution in 1989 with 1104 deaths and many wounded.
“ | Better loafer than traitor! Better hooligan than dictator! Better ruffian than activist! Better dead than communist! | ” |
— Hooligans' Anthem
|
Modern Romania 


(1989 – Present)[edit]
Although Nicolae Ceaușescu and communism were gone, the corrupt system it built still existed. The revolutionaries at Timișoaraball made a proclamation that wasn't respected. The most important point of the proclamation was point 8 which stated that no former communists could hold public functions anymore.
This didn't happen. The new politicians of Romaniaball were previously politicians in SR Romaniaball, including the new president Ion Iliescu, corruption and abuse of power continued. The former Romanian Communist Party (PRC) had vanished from the world and new parties formed: the Social-Democrat Party (PSD) and Democrat-Liberal Party (PDL). The PSD party still claims that it is not the successor of the Romanian Communist Party.
After two minor revolts, Romaniaball had a better president in 1996 and started building relations with USAball. After 9/11 Romaniaball supported
USAball in its wars. In 2004, Romaniaball entered
NATOball and in 2007 entered with
Bulgariaball in
EUball.
The current prime-minister is Viorica Dăncilă. The actual but unofficial prime minster is the president of the Social-Democrat Party (PSD), Liviu Dragnea. Right now, Romaniaball is at a crossroad and in a very difficult spot.
“ | A modern Romania is an educated Romania, we are what we read, books guide and form us. | ” |
— Klaus Iohannis
|
Relationships (Relații)[edit]
Friends (Prieteni)[edit]
Bulgaria - We used to be enemies during our kingdom days, but now we are BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! They are of Slavic origin, while I'm of Latin origin, but we like to go on vacation on each other's clay and both hate our corrupt politicians. We also entered
Cool Europeans Club together in 2007!
Franța - It was my role model when I was born. It helped me a lot in World War I, which eventually led to the unification of
Greater Romaniaball.
Moldova - My twin sibling whom I respect. I will protect you from
Russiaball. It was badly defeated by Maia Sandu, who is also a citizen of mine. It also engaged in the fight against corruption.
Grecia - A good friend of
2,000 for years
. We are both Orthodox and we like to take out the kebab. I like its beaches. Thank you for using the location for my song.
Serbia - Best friend forever! You are truly the greatest neighbor that i ever have and i don't support that
fake country! I help you with loads of supplies and support! "Romania only has two friends: the Black Sea and Serbia."
Cehia - An awesome beer-drinker and neighbor. I like its Škoda cars, and it likes my Dacia. But never forget 1968.
Georgia - Good friend. We are both Orthodox and like removing
Vodkas. Most of the EUballs find it unpredictable, but I know it's all right.
UE - You're good but let me have EURO, god dammit! Also don't remove memes with you so-called Article 13, please...
Azerbaidjan - Good friend, it is kebab but good, we both like removing
Gypsies.
Italia - Best sibling. We're both born in 19th century and were both corrupt (not good). Pizza is awesome and it likes mici/mititeti. BUT STOP SENDING YOUR PEOPLE TO MY COUNTRY! YOU'RE INFECTING MY PEOPLE WITH YOUR
CORONAVIRUS, IT'S NO GOOD FOR OUR HEALTH!
Spania - Good sibling. It also takes care of our cousin, uncle, aunt, the other cousin and so on...
Filipine -
Spain's adoptive child. We have good relations since Ceauşescu visited its during Martial Law. But
Trump won the 2016 American elections, you decided to fix ties with USAball and you abstained the recognition of
Crimeaball. And you beat
Venezuelaball and
South Africaball in 2018, congrats! But please remove Duterte!
Portugalia - Good sibling. Although I don't visit it as much as my other siblings we like each other and I like very much Cristiano Ronaldo! BUT WHY DO YOU HATE MY
BEST FRIEND??
Liga Arabă - these guys are my best friends because they were wise enough not to let
flag stealer into their gang and they support me in the Transylvania situation. Love to every Arab country, especially
Iraqball.
But however, if he joins your organization anyway, then we are not friends anymore...
Insulele Virgine Britanice și Insulele Virgine Americane - They also hate that
flag stealer for harrasing them and calling them a virgin.
San Marino - Little sibling, I like its landscapes, too.
Monaco - My Rich little sibling, I like its casinos.
Vatican - Little sibling that likes me because I'm religious. I like Pope Francis, it is a great model even for non-Catholics.
Aromânia - Child living in
Albania and
Greeceball, thanks for keeping my culture. I love your song too.
SUA (Except for
Pennsylvaniaball) - My nephew. We're siblings. I really admire its Democracy and FREEDOM! I'm at its
NATOball alliance. It also help me with my military stuff. They filmed Borat in my clay and I don't like it. But thanks for gibing me your Unity Engine so my clay can into making realistic car games but please ask your Son to change its name because for stealing my own son Transylvaniaball names.
Canada - Good friend and nice trading partners. It's so polite it's cute.
Australia - It donated me an Antarctic station!
Germania - It gave me Volkswagen cars. It has a dark past and stole some of my clay when it was
Nazi Germanyball, but it's genuinely sorry and I forgive it. It's also my sibling's spouse.
Japonia - I like its Anime, sushi and videogames - especially Castlevania.
Coreea de Sud - I like its K-pop, PSY and even kimchi. We both can into ultrafast internet!
China - We can into good trading partner, I also like its rice.
Israel - It may not look like we have much in common, but its anthem was written by a Romanian Jew based on a Romanian folklore song "Cucuruz cu frunza-n sus". In World War II while other Axis members send their Jews to
Naziball, I refused to say that they're my Jews. After World War II I sent back my Jews to it, to this day 4% of Israelis speak Romanian.
Palestina - I can into recognizing yuo.
Africa de Sud - I like
Pretoriaball, but sorry, I still hate
Russiaball.
Irak - I used to trade with it back when I was a commie. It also likes my food. A WW2 ally.
Brazilia (Except for
Roraimaball) - Great Latin American nephew. It has a lot of Romanians in my clay. I wish I had a leader like your president Bolsonaro. But why did one of your
federative units steal my name?
Olanda - I like your disco and your girls! BUT LET ME AND MY
FRIEND JOIN SCHENGEN!
Irlanda - Good Celtic friend, it likes football and Euros just like I do, me and it got a problem with
annoying sibling, because it has two African sons which stole our flag and still complaining to us why we stole their flags, which is as dumb as their parent, gib potatoes.
UE - Friend who likes me a lot and I can into it, but stop with those homosex.
Mexic - North American nephew. I really like its food.
Columbia - Relative through
Spainball. Thanks to J Balvin for also making music with one of my people.
Neutral/Frenemies (Neutri/Prinamici)[edit]
Ungaria - My rival and nemesis. Will not stop complaining about Trianon, even though it's, like, 100 years ago, and it deserved it. It tried to rob my clay. But we can into friends as hate kebabs, immigrants and those
Gypsies. Although we really hate each other, we don't always do.
Ucraina - We both hate
Russiaball and can into friends but it has its share of wrongdoings and wants to make a canal that would affect my people despite
EUball being against it. But I have peacekeeping troops in its area because we hate Russia. BUT CERNĂUȚI AND BUGEAC WILL BE ROMANIAN CLAY! Don't worry, I'll take your immigrants! And yes,
LA NAIBA DE COMUNIST is a bully.
Turcia - It invaded my clay and persecuted my ancestors. But we can into friends now (and Kanal D too) and we both hate
Russiaball. It also have beautiful resorts, I like its food and it likes Hagi. But gib back sword of Stephen the Great! If you attack my friends I will impale you!
Regatul Unit - In World War II, you forgot your promise that you won't allow
Naziball and
Sovietball to rob my clay then you sold me to
Sovietball. What an ***hole. But we can into friends, I constantly humiliate you by stealing your jobs, including your high paying jobs. Of course,
I stole your jobs, but if someone without contacts or money can steal your jobs, you're a moron, but at least we both hate Andrew Tate.
Albania - Good friend. It also is my distant relative and its anthem music was made by Ciprian Porumbescu. But plox stop recognising
Kosovoball and hating
Serbiaball. I owned a colony concession city in Sarandë.
Macedonia de Nord - I don't really hate you, but you are pretty much Bulgarian, sorry
Venezuela - It's in a humanitarian crisis like I had in the 1980's Ceauşescu Dynasty's final years. I'm very worried about your complicated situation. But REMOVE Maduro! It destroyed you into pieces because of its incompetence. I hope Guaido will take the office to restore you as the envy of the Latin America again.
Afghanistan - Its terrorists from the Kabul bombings killed a Romanian tourist, please control your terrorists or else
NATOball won't be happy.
Rusia - How much I hate you the most, but I've broken so many treaties that it can't even count! It's shameless or honors! Even though we are allies, Russia stole my national treasures (such as Bessarabia and Northern Bukovina) in World War I!
You brainwashed my people into believing that Moldovans and Romanians are not the same people and made me a communist!
Botswana - I don't hate you but your money sounds funny to me (as it means "dick" in Romanian).
Enemies (Dușmani/Inamici)[edit]
Pennsylvania - How dare you stole my identity
child's name, just change it now!
Bielorusia - Little Russian puppet, I felt sorry for it.
Transnistria - This mini-Russian scum remained from
Sovietball and is kept alive by
Russiaball's military intervention. Leave
my spouse alone! You are not a real country but a military outpost! Also, you also stole my identity
child's name just like Pennsylvania, goddammit!
Austria - I don't care if you were the first country to recognize me! You just destroyed my hopes at becoming a Schengen member! #boycottaustria!
Ținutul Secuiesc - Hungarian separatists who wanted autonomy! Transylvaniaball was mine and we are the majority all of it! You are my clay, not
BOZGORBALL oppressors!
Roraima - You stole my name! Please change it now!
Or else, you'll face some serious consequences...
Găgăuzia - You are a
Moldovian Turk, please be a good child and listen to it! Why are you even in its clay? You are a Turk, not Romanian! Go back to Türkiyeball!
Ciad - MORE LIKE VIRGINBALL!!! Accused me of stealing its flag. Aw, come on, stop using my flag, you idiot! I first used that flag in 1859 and re-adopted it in the 1990s, while you used it in 1960! After 101 years, you idiot! Change your flag right now!
Otherwise, I'll send my countless bats to you that will spread accross your country and will suck all of your people's blood until you've learned your strict lesson.
By the way, I didn't make fun of its flag.Crimeea - Yuo are part of
Ukraineball and that's final.
Kosovo - You are part of Serbiaball (though you should have remained Bulgarian like you used to), stop thinking you are independent.
ISIS - I support Kurdistanball and I hope it becomes a young and prosperous democracy in the Middle East! If you try to attack me, I will impale every single one of your members and you terrorist friends!
Coreea de Nord - Death to Kim Jong Fat! You are fake Korea! The only real Korea is
South Koreaball!
- Nicolae Ceausescu - YOU! YOU!!! YOU ARE THE SHAME OF ROMANIA! YOU STARTED OFF SO WELL BUT THEN YOU JUST HAD TO VISIT
FAKE KOREA! YOUR STUPID
UNTERMENSCHCULT OF PERSONALITY AND FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS POLICIES SET US BACK OVER 80 YEARS AND WE STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ITS CONSEQUENCES! IF I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MY ORPHANAGES IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! IF ALL MY CITIES HAVE DEPRESSING SOVIETJUDENAPARTMENTS IT'S ALSO BECAUSE OF YOU!!! CHRISTMAS 1989 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! - Andrew Tate - EW, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER PROBLEMATIC "INFLUENCER" WHO IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY CLAY AND LIKES TO CAUSE PROBLEMS HERE! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL GURU, BUT A MISOGYNISTIC HUMAN TRAFFICKER AND SCAMMER!! AT LEAST YOU GOT FINALLY BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA AND THAT YOU GOT ARRESTED! REMOVE HUSTLERS UNIVERSITY!!
Argentina - HAHA, I BEAT YOU 3-2 IN WORLD CUP 1994!!!
Camerun - WHY ARE YOU BEST FRIENDS WITH
THAT STUPID FLAG STEALER?
Divisions[edit]

Regions (Regiuni)[edit]
Munteniaball - Wears sunglasses, drives BMW, thinks himself the center of the world. Is part of
Wallachiaball
Olteniaball - Is dangerous and has swords, a mini-Serbiaball. Is part of
Wallachiaball
Dobrujaball - Makes fun of everyone else because it has sea access, it also has the biggest shipping port on the Black Sea at Constanțaball.
Transylvaniaball - Is very patient and has a lot of mountains. Legend says it also took part in the 1859 union but being so paitent only made it in 1918.
Moldovaball - Has a lot of churches and is a drunkard.
Crișanaball - Modest and nice.
Banatball - Fancies himself the best regionball.
Maramureșball - Has a happy colorful graveyard, with blue and yellow and poetry, some find it creepy.
Bukovinaball - half of it because
Sovietball!
Counties (Județe)[edit]
Albaball
Aradball
Argeșball
Bacăuball
- File:Bihor-icon.png Bihorball
Bistrița-Năsăudball
- File:Botoshani-icon.png Botoșaniball
Brașovball
Brăilaball
- File:Buzëu-icon.png Buzăuball
Caraș-Severinball
- Călarașiball
Clujball
Constanțaball
Covasnaball
Dâmbovițaball
Doljball
Galațiball
Giurgiuball
Gorjball
Harghitaball
Hunedoaraball
Ialomițaball
Iașiball
Ilfovball
Maramureșball
Mehedințiball
Mureșball
Neamțball
Oltball
Prahovaball
Satu Mareball
Sălajball
Sibiuball
Suceavaball
Teleormanball
Timișball
Tulceaball
Vasluiball
Vâlceaball
Vranceaball
Flag Colors[edit]
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Catalina Blue | 0, 43, 127 | C100-M66-Y0-K50 | #002B7F | |
Metallic Yellow | 252, 209, 22 | C0-M17-Y91-K1 | #FCD116 | |
Philippine Red | 206, 17, 38 | C0-M92-Y82-K19 | #CE1126 |
How to draw[edit]
Drawing Romaniaball is simple.
- Draw a circle and split it to 3 colors.
- Draw the colors in order from left to right: blue , yellow and red .
- Draw the eyes, and you're finished.
Gallery[edit]
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