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Syriaball, officially the
Violent Syrian Arab Republicball, is a countryball in the Middle East who is an embattled state, embroiled in a heinous war. It is bordered by Turkeyball to the north and northwest, Jordanball to the south and southeast, Iraqball to the east and southeast, and Lebanonball and then Israelcube to the southwest.
The countryball was originally divided into 14 districtballs, but due to a large amount of separatism, it's hard to say now. Altogether, it has a total area of 71,500 square miles, making it the 87th largest country in the world. It had a population of around 20 million before the war was sent upon it, but as of 2019, it now has 18,499,181 inhabitants due to the Syrian Migration Crisis from 2014 till now.
It hates the thought of it but often is left with no choice but to drop bombs on its own clay. It's easy to think it is a result of UKball and Franceball deciding to make a coloring book of the Middle East and pushing a bunch of different ethnic groups into one country and crossing their fingers. Today, Syriaball is still fighting through the Syrian Civil War.
Its national day is April 17.
Throughout history, Syriaball was a proud trampling ground for stronger countryballs. It was part of the Egyptian empire, then, of course, it was part of the Babylonian Empireball and the Assyrian Empireball many times. In the 7th century B.C until it was annexed by Persiaball in 538 B.C., who occupied it until it was taken by Alexander the Great 200 years later.
After that it was a free, self-sufficient countryball, but then was subdued by the SPQRball in 64 B.C., and later fell under the rule of the Byzantineball until 634 A.D. Syriaball became known as Polandball of Middle East because no other territory is so easily conquered, though, in terms of geography, it makes sense and explains why its parent loved mountains so much.
Rashidunball conquered Syriaball from Byzantineball. A few years later, Mu'awiya I let a revolt in Syriaball and it destroyed Rashidunball. Umayyadball was born, and centered the capital to Damascusball to extend Islamic influence. Umayyadball too would be killed in a revolt by Abbasidball. Centruries after, Ottomanball would defeat Mamlukrawr and conquer the region.
Arabballs despised Ottomanball's rule and dreamt of having their own clay. When a World War broke out in Europe, UKball promised its ally in Arabia Kingdom of Hejazball to gain Syriaball's clay if they sided with the allies, which they did.
After the Arabs successfully revolted they created a few states. However, Franceball felt like it wasn't getting what it wanted from the Middle East, so UKball and Franceball had to sign the secret Sykes–Picot Agreement treaty that would give them their future clays after the war.
Now that the Arab Kingdom of Syriaball was of independence, it could have been the next stronk power of the middle east right? Wrong. Franceball had not recognized this Arab Kingdom as a legitimate state.
As from the secret Sykes-Picot Agreement treaty, Syriaball was of meant to be of future French clay. Franceball would later betray and anschluss Syriaball in the Franco-Syrian War. Syriaball's king in Damascusball surrounded and was then forced to flee to Iraqball.
It was created after the San Remo Conference, Franceball quickly set up a civilian administration in the mandate. The regions were divided based on the sectarian makeup of the people there, but that doesn't automatically make these sects friendly, especially the Sunni population of Damascus and Aleppo.
In 1922, the State of Damascusball, State of Aleppoball, and Alawite Stateball was merged into a single federation, with Sanjak of Alexandretta added in 1923. But this federation was dissolved following the secession of Alawite Stateball in 1924, the remaining states were later united into a single state. One of these sects still wasn't happy about French rule and caused the Great Syrian Revolt, where despite it spreading to other parts of Syriaball, uniting many religious and ethnic groups of the country, was still torn down by Franceball who bombed Syriaball's clay.
Franceball was forcefully given self-governance to Syriaball, something Syriaball smiled at. A constitution was finally made 5 years after and the Syrians were allowed to create several nationalist parties.
But in 1940, Vichy Franceball occupied most of Syriaball's clay. In 1942, UKball's forces liberated most of French Syriaball's clay. After that, modern Syriaball resulted from the drawing skills of UKball and Franceball.
By 24 October 1945, Syriaball was declared independent with Franceball's mandatory. The First Syrian Republicball changed consitution in 1950, becoming the Second Syrian Republicball.
Syriaball was democratic, but overtime its instability become unstable. First, there was fear of assassinations, because on the Syrian president's was killed before the 1950 consitution was drafted. Next, became a military dictatorship from 1951 to 1953, and a pro-western one from 1953 1954. Then Syriaball went though another personality change. Atleast peace was made with Israelcube. This led to a years of curroption, instability and supression of speech.
In 1958, Syriaball joined forces with Egyptball to create the United Arab Republicball. The problem with the union was Syriaball never had any political power and had just become a puppet of Egyptball.
3 years later, Syriaball told Egyptball it was leaving and did so. In 1963, Ba'athists launched a coup known as the March Revolution and seized power, ending the Second Syrian Republicball.
Now, the new Syriaball will either stand strong or fall, and this next year or so is its chance to show the world it won't give up.
In 1970, Syriaball tried to revert some changes about itself after Corrective Movement took place, and reformed itself under Hafez al-Assad.
Egyptball wanted to retry another union with Syriaball with Libyaball involved, forming the Federation of Arab Republicsball. Allied with Egypt, Syriaball was later was one of the countries that had attacked Israelcube, the result of defeat in the war lead to Israelcube occupying some Syrian clay known as the Golan Heights up to this day. Syriaball is still pissed off about it.
The region is now disputed UNball territory between the two, even if most countryballs had internationally recognized it for Syria. The federation disbanded in 1977 because Libyaball left.
Hafez al-Assad brought back democracy, but he was elected many times by the people. It just seemed they loved his reforms which bulit up the country. Near to his death in 2000, he allowed his son Bashar al-Assad to rule the country.
In 2011, during the Arab Spring, Syriaball erupted into a civil war between three rival factions: Kurdistan Forces, Syrian Government, and Syrian "Rebels". Though many have exposed USAball and Saudi Arabiaball of funding these "democratic rebels". Regardless, USAball and co. cannot into caring. The Government then warned the west of the threat of ISISball, which the west largely dismissed.
A bunch of countries decided to intervene and it became the ground for a proxy war between Russiaball, USAball and Turkeyball who are each trying to gear Syriaball to their vision of its future, Russiaball wanting to help Syriaball live, and USAball wanting to support a Syriaball that would be loyal to the west.
Ceasefires, chemical weapons, and drones, beheadings by ISISball, and jihadists basically describe the situation right now, as each country tries to assert their will over the countryball. Syriaball may be fighting longer to avoid a nightmare of becoming a failed state for a little while longer until someone actually decides to grow up and think of it.
Many current world events in the world result from this, including the European Migrant Crisis and ISISball claiming a bunch of clay. Basically thanks to this clay takeover, Syriaball has allied with other regional groups to retake the countryball, with possible assumed autonomy heeeeheeheh!! Many things have changed in Syriaball in the last few years.
Russiaball, one of its closest allies, came to help it defend itself and its sovereignty. Examples of such victories with allied assistance are the utter annihilation of Jihadists in Latakiaball in 2016, the capture of Palmyra (and later recapture) in 2016 and 2017, and the Liberation of Aleppoball in 2016! (In time for new years).
In early 2017, two major offensives have been undertaken. One has pushed ISISball almost out of Aleppoball's territory, and another near its parent Assyriaballs historic Al Qaratayn, liberated 1400 KM of its precious clay, also opening up the Damascus-Palmyra highway.
It was in May 2017 as well to mention that Syriaball and Russiaball have announced they will push through its hellish desert in order to reach Deirezzourball, who has been through hell in the last few years surrounded by ISISball on all sides.
In June 2017, Syriaball with its allies pushed and liberated from ISIS its final Aleppo stronghold of Maskanah. With this liberation, it shows a lovely example of ISIS's weakening state, as in 2017 it has been pushed out of Aleppoball's clay.
With Maskanahball liberated, this has also shown the army can enter Raqqaballs territory, as it was on June 7th, 2017 the administrative border has been reached. Only time can tell though if Syriaball and its friends will continue onwards with this front to push into Raqqaballs clay and help.
PMUball has also talked of wishing to assist Syriaball if the two can reach the border together.
In April 2018, Syriaball 'supposedly' used chemical weapons on its own citizens again. In response to this, USAball, UKball, Franceball, and others launched combined strikes on Syriaball's clay. This action resulted in escalated tensions between USball and Russiaball, the latter clearly stating not to launch those kinds of strikes on Syriaball. An emergency meeting between the two had to be called to ease the tension.
or else all hell breaks loose.
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How to Draw
- Draw a circle
- Draw a black line in the bottom side, red line at the top side, and the center white
- Draw two stars on the white line
- Add eyes and you're done!
- Abkhaziaball - I now recognize its sovereignty and it supports me on my Conflict and hates Fake Syria, so it is cool.
- Armeniaball - One of my friends. I helped its people escape Kebab during the Armenian genocide. Together into defeating ISIS and hatings Turkeyball!
- Assyriaball - My wonderful parent whose soul is still with me and helps me whenever I get in trouble. I love it!
- Belarusball - Great European friend, we both love Vodka. Go Lukashenko!
- Crimeaball - You are of rightful Russian clay.
- Cubaball - A great friend who supports me as the True Syria.
- Egyptball - Dear sibling, we fought Kosher together and were in a union for a couple of years. REMOVE KOSHER!
- Cyprusball - Real Cyprus, it also hates that Turk.
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - It used to be my best buddy! I loved it, but it's too bad those Terrorists with help from the Imperialists killed it, RIP Buddy. I will win this war for you, and I hope you can return soon!
- Greeceball - A great friend to me. We both hate that filthy kebab! and we both have rich history. Also a friend of Armeniaball. But why you are friends with Israelcube?
- Iraqball -
Of stupid American puppet nowMy best friend and dear sibling. Together removing Haywan and Kosher, and fighting against Burger imperialism. Stay stronk, sibling!
- Palestineball - I recognize you and we are bullied by Israel.
- Myanmarball - It is cool. I support it against Rohingyaball, and it support me in my conflict.
- Nicaraguaball - Only good Central American country, we both hate Burger and it is anti imperialist.
- North Koreaball - Good Friend who is against those Imperialists, Fake Syria, and the Zionists and supports me as True Syria! You are True Korea! But I wonder if you're going to be friends with South Koreaball? My people love K-dramas too!
- Omanball - The only sane Gulf state, thank yuo for not supporting Fake Me.
- Kuwaitball - You’re just like Oman but better because you take all my refugees while I’m dealing with ISIS.
- Russiaball - My stronk best friend and guardian, sticking with me through all these years wen the entire world was against Syria stronk! Both me and Mighty Russia can into removings ISIS and Fake Syria!
- South Ossetiaball - I now officially recognize its sovereignty.
- Zimbabweball - Thanks for voting against sanctions!
- UNball -
REMOVE SANCTIONS YOU FAT HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD!But Thanks for food aid and trying to maintain peace.
- Kurdistanball ( Rojavaball) - I support it against ISISball and Turkeyball, BUT YOU ARE PART OF ME!! NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YOU! Win this war, and I'll think about it. Now it made deal with me to fend off againts kebab and allowed me to enter my northern clay for first time in years!
- UAEball - Supported terrorists and its media was spreading fake news about me. But now it just reopened its embassy inside Damascus, maybe will get better.
- Lebanonball - Of my sibling. We have fights some day whenever it got spoiled. Also, I felt sorry of your 4/8/2020 explosion on your capital though. During the holidays (mostly Christmas) the children in our clay play and have fun turning the Lebanese flag into a Christmas tree.
- Israelcube - Gib me back the Golan Heights now, you Zionist monster!
- Australiaball - WHY YUO AL-BEAT ME IN FOOTBALL?!! REMOVE KANGAROO!! But, it likes my best friend.
- South Koreaball - I enjoyed your K-Dramas. Any Korea is good. But, I just can't into recognizings yuo.
- Turkeyball - Idiot that invaded me, I will barrel bomb in the head along with its terrorist friends. It has also become more of a psycho and seems to be trying to revive its former genocidal empire! NO OTTOMAN EMPIRE FOR YUO! ALSO GET OUT OF THE NORTH YOU IDIOT! FUCK YOU. Oh and also GIB AL-HATAY NOW!
- Azerbaijanball - What is wrong with you? You dare to bully and hate my friends Armeniaball and Iranball? You're just a stupid puppet of Turkeyball and you better shut up with your own "ə"! And you also support the fake Syria! So, go ahead, you Turkish scum!
- Northern Cyprusball - Fake Cyprus!
- USAball - Well, well, well, do yuo think, that yuo can bomb me with drones?? Believe me, yuo don't wanna mess with me. Also, yuo bomb my friends general? Hahaha, Yankee, do you know BEWARE THE "Assad Must Go" Curse?
- NATOball and EUball - STOP SANCTIONING ME!
- Arab Leagueball - Go ahead and suspend me. I of never wanted to be in your shitty union that it is not real Arab and is ruled by Saudi satan.
- Austriaball - One of your states stole my name!
- Swedenball - Stop bullying Immigrants you scum!
- Rohingyaball - I'm sorry, but I support Myanmarball.
- Qatarball - WTF? why support Iran (who i like tho) but not me?! Well you hate Saudi but you support the Rebels and you secretly support ISIS!
- FSAball - KILL THIS SPREADING PARASITE FROM JEWEL OF THE MIDDLE EAST! PRETEND TO BE INNOCENT BUT IN REALITY YUO ARE REAL TERRORIST!! Yuo should just surrender, stupid Turkish and American puppet.
- Uyghurball - While I do not mind you al-personally, control your radical groups! They keep coming to my al-clay to help DAESH!!! Remove!
- Georgiaball - Free Abkhazia and South Ossetia! Besides you hate Russia so I hate you!
- ISISball - Ah, creation of Satan itself to remove everything.
- Kosovoball - You are Part of Serbia and No More.
- UKball - Parent of that Burger, IT HELPED KILLED MY FRIENDS AND ALSO SUPPORT THE FAKE SYRIA AND AIRSTRIKES ME!
- Liechtensteinball - Stupid little joke of a micro nation, it and Qatarball are pushing an agenda to investigate my "War Crimes".
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball belong to Russia.
- Taiwanball - Fake China! Mainland China real China!
|ENEMIES||ISISball • FSAball • Rojavaball|
||Latakiaball • Idlibball • Aleppoball ( Aleppoball) • Al-Raqqahball • Al-Hasakahball • Tartusball • Hamaball • Deir ez-Zorball • Homsball • Damascusball (capital) • Rif Dimashqball • Quneitraball • Daraball • Al-Suwaydaball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from the East • Assyriaball • Achaemenidball • Seleucidball • Parthiaball • SPQRball • Sassanidball • Byzantineball • Rashidunball • Umayyadball • Abbasidball • Fatimidball • County of Edessaball • Principality of Antiochball • County of Tripoliball • Ayyubidball • Mamlukball • Ottomanball • State of Syriaball (1924-30) • First Syrian Republicball • Second Syrian Republicball ( United Arab Republicball )|