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|“||حُـماةَ الـدِّيارِ عليكمْ سـلامْ
— - Syriaball about to sing its anthem
Syriaball, officially the
Violent Syrian Arab Republicball, is a countryball in the Middle East who is an embattled state, embroiled in a heinous war. It is bordered by Turkeyball to the north and northwest, Jordanball to the south and southeast, Iraqball to the east and southeast, and Lebanonball and then Israelcube to the southwest.
The countryball was originally divided into 14 districtballs, but due to a large amount of separatism, it's hard to say now. Altogether, it has a total area of 71,500 square miles, making it the 87th largest country in the world. It had a population of around 20 million before the war was sent upon it, but as of 2019, it now has 18,499,181 inhabitants due to the Syrian Migration Crisis from 2014 till now.
It is currently suspended from the Arab Leagueball and OICball, and is one of the most popular destination for UN Peacekeeping programs.
It hates the thought of it but often is left with no choice but to drop bombs on its own clay. It's easy to think it is a result of UKball and Franceball shoving all sorts of ethnicities and dialects into one country to divide and conquer. Today, Syriaball is still fighting through the Syrian Civil War.
Its national day is April 17.
History[edit | edit source]
Throughout history, Syriaball was a proud trampling ground for stronger countryballs. It was part of the Egyptian empire, then, of course, it was part of the Babylonian Empireball and the Assyrian Empireball many times. In the 7th century B.C until it was annexed by Persiaball in 538 B.C., who occupied it until it was taken by Alexander the Great 200 years later.
After that it was a free, self-sufficient countryball, but then was subdued by the SPQRball in 64 B.C., and later fell under the rule of the Byzantineball until 634 A.D. Syriaball became known as Polandball of Middle East because no other territory is so easily conquered, though, in terms of geography, it makes sense and explains why its parent loved mountains so much.
Rashidunball conquered Syriaball from Byzantineball. A few years later, Mu'awiya I let a revolt in Syriaball and it destroyed Rashidunball. Umayyadball was born, and centered the capital to Damascusball to extend Islamic influence. Umayyadball too would be killed in a revolt by Abbasidball. Centruries after, Ottomanball would defeat Mamlukrawr and conquer the region.
Creation[edit | edit source]
Arabballs despised Ottomanball's rule and dreamt of having their own clay. When a World War broke out in Europe, UKball promised its ally in Arabia Kingdom of Hejazball to gain Syriaball's clay if they sided with the allies, which they did.
After the Arabs successfully revolted they created a few states. However, Franceball felt like it wasn't getting what it wanted from the Middle East, so UKball and Franceball had to sign the secret Sykes–Picot Agreement treaty that would give them their future clays after the war.
Now that the Arab Kingdom of Syriaball was of independence, it could have been the next stronk power of the middle east right? Wrong. Franceball had not recognized this Arab Kingdom as a legitimate state.
As from the secret Sykes-Picot Agreement treaty, Syriaball was of meant to be of future French clay. Franceball would later betray and anschluss Syriaball in the Franco-Syrian War. Syriaball's king in Damascusball surrounded and was then forced to flee to Iraqball.
It was created after the San Remo Conference, Franceball quickly set up a civilian administration in the mandate. The regions were divided based on the sectarian makeup of the people there, but that doesn't automatically make these sects friendly, especially the Sunni population of Damascus and Aleppo.
In 1922, the State of Damascusball, State of Aleppoball, and Alawite Stateball was merged into a single federation, with Sanjak of Alexandretta added in 1923. But this federation was dissolved following the secession of Alawite Stateball in 1924, the remaining states were later united into a single state. One of these sects still wasn't happy about French rule and caused the Great Syrian Revolt, where despite it spreading to other parts of Syriaball, uniting many religious and ethnic groups of the country, was still torn down by Franceball who bombed Syriaball's clay.
Franceball was forcefully given self-governance to Syriaball, something Syriaball smiled at. A constitution was finally made 5 years after and the Syrians were allowed to create several nationalist parties.
But in 1940, Vichy Franceball occupied most of Syriaball's clay. In 1942, UKball's forces liberated most of French Syriaball's clay. After that, modern Syriaball resulted from the drawing skills of UKball and Franceball.
By 24 October 1945, Syriaball was declared independent with Franceball's mandatory. The First Syrian Republicball changed consitution in 1950, becoming the Second Syrian Republicball.
Syriaball was democratic, but overtime its instability become unstable. First, there was fear of assassinations, because on the Syrian president's was killed before the 1950 consitution was drafted. Next, became a military dictatorship from 1951 to 1953, and a pro-western one from 1953 1954. Then Syriaball went though another personality change. Atleast peace was made with Israelcube. This led to a years of curroption, instability and supression of speech.
In 1958, Syriaball joined forces with Egyptball to create the United Arab Republicball. The problem with the union was Syriaball never had any political power and had just become a puppet of Egyptball.
3 years later, Syriaball told Egyptball it was leaving and did so. In 1963, Ba'athists launched a coup known as the March Revolution and seized power, ending the Second Syrian Republicball.
Now, the new Syriaball will either stand strong or fall, and this next year or so is its chance to show the world it won't give up.
In 1970, Syriaball tried to revert some changes about itself after Corrective Movement took place, and reformed itself under Hafez al-Assad.
Egyptball wanted to retry another union with Syriaball with Libyaball involved, forming the Federation of Arab Republicsball. Allied with Egypt, Syriaball was later was one of the countries that had attacked Israelcube, the result of defeat in the war lead to Israelcube occupying some Syrian clay known as the Golan Heights up to this day. Syriaball is still pissed off about it.
The region is now disputed UNball territory between the two, even if most countryballs had internationally recognized it for Syria. The federation disbanded in 1977 because Libyaball left.
Hafez al-Assad brought back democracy, but he was elected many times by the people. It just seemed they loved his reforms which bulit up the country. Near to his death in 2000, he allowed his son Bashar al-Assad to rule the country.
Syrian Civil War?[edit | edit source]
In 2011, during the Arab Spring, Syriaball erupted into a civil war between three rival factions: Kurdistan Forces, Syrian Government, and Syrian "Rebels". Though many have exposed USAball and Saudi Arabiaball of funding these "democratic rebels". Regardless, USAball and co. cannot into caring. The Government then warned the west of the threat of ISISball, which the west largely dismissed.
A bunch of countries decided to intervene and it became the ground for a proxy war between Russiaball, USAball and Turkeyball who are each trying to gear Syriaball to their vision of its future, Russiaball wanting to help Syriaball live, and USAball wanting to support a Syriaball that would be loyal to the west.
Ceasefires, chemical weapons, and drones, beheadings by ISISball, and jihadists basically describe the situation right now, as each country tries to assert their will over the countryball. Syriaball may be fighting longer to avoid a nightmare of becoming a failed state for a little while longer until someone actually decides to grow up and think of it.
Many current world events in the world result from this, including the European Migrant Crisis and ISISball claiming a bunch of clay. Basically thanks to this clay takeover, Syriaball has allied with other regional groups to retake the countryball, with possible assumed autonomy heeeeheeheh!! Many things have changed in Syriaball in the last few years.
Russiaball, one of its closest allies, came to help it defend itself and its sovereignty. Examples of such victories with allied assistance are the utter annihilation of Jihadists in Latakiaball in 2016, the capture of Palmyra (and later recapture) in 2016 and 2017, and the Liberation of Aleppoball in 2016! (In time for new years).
In early 2017, two major offensives have been undertaken. One has pushed ISISball almost out of Aleppoball's territory, and another near its parent Assyriaballs historic Al Qaratayn, liberated 1400 KM of its precious clay, also opening up the Damascus-Palmyra highway.
It was in May 2017 as well to mention that Syriaball and Russiaball have announced they will push through its hellish desert in order to reach Deirezzourball, who has been through hell in the last few years surrounded by ISISball on all sides.
In June 2017, Syriaball with its allies pushed and liberated from ISIS its final Aleppo stronghold of Maskanah. With this liberation, it shows a lovely example of ISIS's weakening state, as in 2017 it has been pushed out of Aleppoball's clay.
With Maskanahball liberated, this has also shown the army can enter Raqqaballs territory, as it was on June 7th, 2017 the administrative border has been reached. Only time can tell though if Syriaball and its friends will continue onwards with this front to push into Raqqaballs clay and help.
PMUball has also talked of wishing to assist Syriaball if the two can reach the border together.
In April 2018, Syriaball 'supposedly' used chemical weapons on its own citizens again. In response to this, USAball, UKball, Franceball, and others launched combined strikes on Syriaball's clay. This action resulted in escalated tensions between USball and Russiaball, the latter clearly stating not to launch those kinds of strikes on Syriaball. An emergency meeting between the two had to be called to ease the tension.
or else all hell breaks loose.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
|Philippine Red||206, 17, 38||C0-M92-Y82-K19||#CE1126|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
|Dartmouth Green||0, 122, 61||C100-M0-Y50-K52||#007A3D|
|Black||0, 0, 0||C0-M0-Y0-K100||#000000|
How to Draw[edit | edit source]
- Draw a circle
- Draw a black line in the bottom side, red line at the top side, and the center white
- Draw two stars on the white line
- Add eyes and you're done!
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
- Abkhaziaball - I now recognize its sovereignty and it supports me on my Conflict and hates Fake Syria, so it is cool.
- Armeniaball - One of my friends. I helped its people escape Kebab during the Armenian genocide. Together into defeating ISIS and hatings Turkeyball!
- Assyriaball - My wonderful parent whose soul is still with me and helps me whenever I get in trouble. I love it!
- Belarusball - Great European friend, we both love Vodka. Go Lukashenko!
- Crimeaball - You are of rightful Russian clay.
- Chinaball - Best friend forever who supports me over FSA terrorists :) One of the best Asians other than best friend :) I love your VB
- Cubaball - A great friend who supports me as the True Syria.
- Egyptball - Dear sibling, we fought Kosher together and were in a union for a couple of years. REMOVE KOSHER!
- Cyprusball - Real Cyprus, it also hates that Turk.
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - It used to be my best buddy! I loved it, but it's too bad those Terrorists with help from the Imperialists killed it, RIP Buddy. I will win this war for you! !وحدة ، حرية ، إشتراكية
- Greeceball - A great friend to me. We both hate that filthy kebab! and we both have rich history. Also a friend of Armeniaball. But why you are friends with Israelcube and this capitalist?
- Iranball - Thanks for the aid at the war and fighting against American puppet. We both like them.
- Iraqball -
Of stupid American puppet nowMy best friend and dear sibling. Together removing Haywan and Kosher. Stay stronk, sibling! But I miss when you were of much based.
- Myanmarball - It is cool. I support it against Rohingyaball, and it support me in my conflict. But you are too friendly with this imbecile Zionist
- Venezuelaball - My best friend in Latin America, is anti-imperialist and supports me, we together against Burger and Kosher.
- Vietnamball - Thanks your support,the 2nd South East Asian trader.
- Nicaraguaball - Only good Central American country, we both hate Burger and it is anti imperialist. We also like her.
- North Koreaball - Good Friend who is against those Imperialists, Fake Syria, and the Zionists and supports me as True Syria! You are True Korea! But I wonder if you're going to be friends with South Koreaball? My people love K-dramas too! We also like her.
- Omanball - The only sane Gulf state, thank yuo for not supporting Fake Me.
- Palestineball - I recognize you and we are bullied by Israel. We also fight together against enemies.
- Kuwaitball - You’re just like Oman but better because you take all my refugees while I’m dealing with ISIS. BUT STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH IMPERIALIST AND START GOING ANTI-IMPERIALIST!!
- Russiaball - My stronk best friend and guardian, sticking with me through all these years wen the entire world was against Syria stronk! Both me and Mighty Russia can into removings ISIS and Fake Syria!
- South Ossetiaball - I now officially recognize its sovereignty.
- Zimbabweball - Thanks for voting against sanctions!
- Donetsk People's Republicball - I recognise his independence.
- Luhansk People's Republicball - I recognise his independence too.
- Somalilandball - I feel so sad for issaq genocide in 1980s i hope you're better off without your * Psychopathic Father] I Will Protect You From Pirates.
- Western Saharaball - My another sister. I support your independence. I will protect you from Moroccoball. I like the fact she likes Bashar al-Assad. She also hates them and likes North Koreaball.
Neutral/Mixed[edit | edit source]
- UNball -
REMOVE SANCTIONS YOU FAT HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD!But Thanks for food aid and trying to maintain peace.
- Kurdistanball ( Rojavaball) - I support it against ISISball and Turkeyball, BUT YOU ARE PART OF ME!! Now it made deal with me to fend off againts kebab and allowed me to enter my northern clay for first time in years!
- UAEball - Supported terrorists and its media was spreading fake news about me. But now it just reopened its embassy inside Damascus, maybe will get better.
- Bahrainball - Same as UAEball.
- Lebanonball - YUO IS OF MY CLAY! But is my child I suppose. Also, I felt sorry of your 4/8/2020 explosion on your capital. During the holidays (mostly Christmas) the children in our clay play and have fun turning the Lebanese flag into a Christmas tree.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Oh hello there, I think it's pretty frustrating for you
Wahhabi scumsee me here after years of failed attempts at overthrowing Assad, throwing millions down the drain into terrorist groups. But since you've finally come to reality and restored relations, let's forget about the past and start collaborating within Arab Leagueball.
- Australiaball - WHY YUO AL-BEAT ME IN FOOTBALL?!! REMOVE KANGAROO!! But, it likes my best friend.
- South Koreaball - I enjoyed your K-Dramas. Any Korea is good. But, I just can't into recognizings yuo.
- Japanball - Well, i don't actually hate you, i just think your prime minister sucks, but i also feel bad about your population too. Also, please be nice to my friend plox.
- Canadaball - Is stupid puppet of Terrorist but it is of actually able to show al-compassion to my refugees and accepts them without demonization unlike burger. They donated many monies to my people in humanitarian aid and more monies in response the earthquake so I am grateful. Still, they are an enemy of Assad and an ally to these morons and therefore ultimately an enemy of the Syrian people.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Israelcube - Gib me back the Golan Heights now, you Zionist monster! Also respect my air space! You will pay for all the bombing and evil you have caused to my people and soil since you illegally settled in Greater Syria! Free my little brother.
- Turkeyball - Idiot that invaded me, I will barrel bomb him in the head along with his terrorist friends. It has also become more of a psycho and seems to be trying to revive its former genocidal empire! NO OTTOMAN EMPIRE FOR YUO! BECAUSE YOU KILLED A LOT OF ARMENIANS THEN YOU ARE NOW DENYING IT. ALSO GET OUT OF THE NORTH YOU IDIOT! FUCK YOU. Oh and also GIB AL-HATAY NOW!
- Azerbaijanball - What is wrong with you? You dare to bully and hate my friends Armeniaball and Iranball? You're just a stupid puppet of Turkeyball and friend of Israelcube, you better shut up with your own "ə"! And you also support the fake Syria! So, go ahead, you Turkish scum! I don't know why Palestineball supported you in Nagorno Karabakh war.
- Northern Cyprusball - Fake Cyprus!
- USAball - Well, well, well, do yuo think, that yuo can bomb me with drones?? Believe me, yuo don't wanna mess with me. Also, yuo bomb my friends general? Hahaha, Yankee, do you know BEWARE THE "Assad Must Go" Curse? Anyway, FUCK CAPITALISM! YUO SUCK! REMOVE CAPITALISM! MY WORST FUCKING ENEMY IN THE HISTORY OF THE FUCKING PLANET!!!! RUSSIA SHOULD HAVE JUST ANNEX YUO! YOU ARE A TERRORIST COUNTRY WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS! I HATE YOU! DEATH TO AMERICA!
- NATOball and EUball - STOP SANCTIONING ME! AND YOU! YOU ARE OF CAPITALIST IMPERIALIST! FUCK YOU! GO KILL YOURSELF!
- Austriaball - One of your states stole my name!
- Swedenball - Stop bullying Immigrants you scum!
- Qatarball - You bastard is the only remaining one in the Gulf who refuses to reestablish relations with me, you prefer to continue supporting terrorist rebel losers, just like you did with ISIS! You scum!
- Rohingyaball - I of have nothings against them, but I support Myanmarball. Sorry. But we both hate this fucking Zionist.
- FSAball - WESTERN PARASITE! TURKISH AND AMERICAN PUPPET WHO WANTS TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY!!! REMOVE!! Yuo should just surrender, stupid Turkish and American puppet. or else....
- Uyghurball - While I do not mind you al-personally and you are of fellow al-kebab, control your radical groups! They keep coming to my al-clay to help DAESH!!! Remove!
- Georgiaball - Free Abkhazia and South Ossetia! Besides you hate Russia so I hate you!
- ISISball - al-Ah, al-creation al-of al-Satan al-itself al-to al-remove al-everything.
- Kosovoball - You are Part of Serbia and No More.
- UKball - Parent of that Burger, IT HELPED KILLED MY FRIENDS AND ALSO SUPPORT THE FAKE SYRIA AND AIRSTRIKES ME!
- Franceball - OF AL-WORST STEPPARENT EVER! Is of do same horrible things as UKball and separated my RIGHTFUL clay of mine such as Lebanonball and Hatay from me!! AND IS OF CREATE CURRENT AL-GARBAGE BORDERS THAT CAUSED ME TO CIVIL WAR! AGH!!! I HATE YUO! YUO HEAR ME?! I HATE YOU! REMOVE BAGUETTE, REMOVE BAGUETTE!! NEVER STEP FOOT IN MY CLAY AGAIN IMPERIALIST! YOU HEAR ME?! NEVER! GLORY TO YUSUF AZMA, IBRAHIM HANANU, SHEIKH SALEH, SULTAN PASHA, AND ALL THE HEROES AND MARTYRS WHO FOUGHT AGAINST YUO IMPERIALIST BASTARD!
- Liechtensteinball - Stupid little joke of a micro nation, it and Qatarball are pushing an agenda to investigate my "War Crimes".
- Ukraineball - CRIMEA BELONGS TO RUSSIA!!! ALSO FREE DONETSK AND LUHANSK!!!! I ALSO SUPPORT RUSSIA AGAINST YOU ON THE INVASION!!!! YOU AS A WHOLE ARE RUSSIAN CLAY!!! I LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT VIKTOR YANUKOVYCH.
- Taiwanball - Fake China! Mainland China real China!
- February 6, 2023 - THIS DAY RUINED MY NORTHERN HALF BECAUSE OF AN EARTHQUAKE!!!
- Somaliaball - HEY YOU STOP ATTACKING SOMALILAND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ISSAQ GENOCIDE THAT YOU COMMITED IN YOUR COMMIE ERA 1980s REMOVE SIAD BARRE I HOPE YOUR ECONOMY IS COLLAPSED IN 1991 BECUASE OF YOUR ACTIONS YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR * EVIL BROTHER EVEN THE BOMBS APPEARED IN YOUR COUNTRY YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARABIC AND TURKSH BUILDINGS ARE COMPLETELY DESTROYED AND YOU RUINED YOURSELF ENJOY HELL PIRATE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!.
- Atlantaball - RebootedPoppy is in my clay, not your clay (/j since she really lives in Atlanta IRL)
Gallery[edit | edit source]
|ENEMIES||FSAball • Rojavaball|
||Latakiaball • Aleppoball ( Aleppoball) • Tartusball • Hamaball • Deir ez-Zorball • Homsball • Damascusball (capital) • Daraball • Al-Suwaydaball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from the East • Assyriaball • Achaemenidball • Seleucidball • Parthiaball • SPQRball • Sassanidball • Byzantineball • Rashidunball • Umayyadball • Abbasidball • Fatimidball • Zengidball • Ayyubidball • Mamlukball • Ottomanball • Syrian Federationball • State of Syriaball (1924-30) • First Syrian Republicball • Second Syrian Republicball ( United Arab Republicball)|
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