“ | Why to be so happy? | ” |
“ | Gloria al bravo pueblo que el yugo lanzó, la Ley respetando la virtud y honor. | ” |
— Chorus to the national anthem of Venezuela
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“ | ¡NICOLAH! ¡Me llamo Yendri! ¡Ayudame por favor! ¡NICOLAS! ¡NICOLAS! | ” |
Miss World Maduroreichball (but Guaido can into presidency) Venezuelaball officially the Bolivarian Republic of Inflation Venezuelaball, is a frowning dictator sovereign state and a heaven-turned-hell federal republic in South America he is also has a Cool Anthem in South Americaball. Its neighbors are Brazilball,
Colombiaball,
Guyanaball,
Trinidad and Tobagoball,
Curacaoball,
Bonaireball, and
Arubaball. Its clay is divided into 23 states, as well as its capital
Caracasball. With a total area of 353,841 square miles, Venezuela ranks number 33 in the world by land area, as well as number 6 in South America, and as of 2023, it has a population of around 31 million.
Venezuelaball in Latin American history is a country that has experienced practically all forms of government, from the most different ideologies. Since the days of Simon Bolivar, where it tried to unite America into a single nation, only to see such a dream destroyed by the local elites. Later, it had internal conflicts between federalists and centralists, resulting in a bloody war. Already in the 20th century,
Venezuelaball would discover what would make it one of the richest countries on the continent, oil, that was what would also at the same time put it in a vicious cycle of dependence.
During most of the 20th century, Venezuelaball experienced a two-party system, which would only be interrupted during the 50s when a military dictatorship that lasted six years was installed.
Venezuelaball prospered in the 60s and 70s, but the system reached its limits in the 80s, due to the oil crises, which resulted in 1989 in a wave of protests known as Caracazo, which the government suppressed with violence. These events planted the seeds for what would become the Bolivarian Revolution, with an attempted coup in 1992, and later the election of Hugo Chávez in 1999.
Under the Bolivarian Revolution, Venezuelaball implemented socialist policies, coining regional alliance with
Cubaball against
USAball after a coup attempt in 2002. Though during the first decade it had grown, the Bolivarian Revolution would face many challenges from 2013 onwards, especially due to the drop in oil prices, added by sanctions applied by
USAball.
Venezuelaball's vicious cycle of dependence on oil led the country to a huge crisis.
The crisis sparked protests against his president Nicolás Maduro, that faced it with violence and was accused of being a dictator. An alternative National Assembly to the opposition-dominated was established in 2017. At this time, Venezuelaball also begun the process of leaving
OASball, though still remaining membership in
useless organization UNball.
USAball didn't recognize its 2018 elections result, recognizing opposition leader Juan Guaidó as
Venezuelaball's true president instead.
By the end of 2018 and beginning of 2019, Venezuelaball was in a state of chaos, but ironically, during the COVID-19 pandemic,
Venezuelaball began to show signs of a slow economic recovery, which continues to this day, with
USAball lifting some sanctions against it in 2022. Nicolás Maduro remained in power, while Juan Guaidó lost most of his allies.
His national day is July 5th.
History[edit | edit source]
Colonization[edit | edit source]
Like most of the Americas, Venezuelaball's clay was filled with indigenous 3balls who lived by hunting, fishing, and farming. Everything was perfect until
German came and colonized it.
Yes, it is true. Before the Spanish, Klein-Venedigball (now Venezuelaball) lived under a german royal family, the House of Welser, in Ausburgball.
Which is why Even if one of its states looks German.
Spainball discovered and colonized it first,
HREball was able to gain the territory after paying it's debt. In 1546, the Concession ended, and Venezuelaball was passed off to Spanish Empireball.
Birth[edit | edit source]
During the Napoleonic Wars, Franceball had betrayed its sister Spainball, and conquered most of the Iberian peninsula. In response, many of its children in South America began dying for independence.
In 2017, Venezuelaball went thiugh mass inflation, making it one of the most poorest countries in the Americas. To recover, Venezuelaball in 2022 started to reform the economy and privatize.
Personality[edit | edit source]
He is considered one of the most foul-mouthed of all countryballs, responds to everyone with swear words, especially the word "coño" (A very offensive Spanish swear word referring to female genitalia). He is anti-American, however, he gets along well with other countryballs, especially if they are not USAball friendly.
He hates USAball for his "savage capitalism" and "foregin intervention policies
Colombiaball for being a friend of
USAball. He has anti-American attitudes and says USAball's sanctions are responsible for the collapse of its economy.
Despite his hostility to USAball, he really likes Baseball and it has been popular in his clay since the early 1940s.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Amigos/Friends[edit | edit source]
Abkhaziaball and
South Ossetiaball - We recognize and support them.
Algeriaball - WE ARE FRIENDS! KILL ZIONISTS! If you have a problem, I will help you. We shall celebrate together on July 5th!
Armeniaball - I recognize the Armenian Genocide.
Belarusball - You are an ally to my
European Friend and you recognize my elections so good friend.
Boliviaball - You supported me in the presidenta dispute, so yuo is still good hermano.
Chinaball - Sub-Military and space missions giver. Welcome to my country, we can be better friends on this.
Crimeaball - I recognize you as
Russian clay.
Cubaball - Now yuo see why yuo should of not havings made friendship with
EVIL BURGER, now yuo are into embargo again. But I pity you, yuo were tricked! I even have a drink named after you! Wiser countryballs have been hoodwinked by
BURGER. (Also RIP Fidel).
Dominicaball - I supply them with oil so it recognizes me instead of the transitional government.
- Gustavo Pedro - Thank you for winning the election. He supports me now!
Iranball - Proud Anti-Murican country! It's president supports my government!
Laosball - Southeast Asian
Comradefriend who recognizes my elections. He is really nice.Myanmarball - South East Asian Friend, he is also good friends with my
Asian Friend. But, why wouldn't you use of the sistema metrico? Tú are also friends with
this puta imbecile Zionist.
North Koreaball - We can into recognition. Both Korea are good, but
South Koreaball had to go against me. ¡VIVA LA KIM! ¡VIVA LA JUCHE!
Orlandoball - The
burger city that made this movie in my clay.
Nicaraguaball - Nice Central-American Friend, He has been of helpings me against
evil burger and also against
The Anti-Revolutionaries.
Palestineball and
Western Saharaball - We recognize and support them as well.
Russiaball - We can into silimar flags. and he's Very nice, gib Su-30 part, gib T-90, gib AK. Welcome to my country Russian troops! Hola My Amigo! Your citizens can have nice vactions on my clay!
Saint Luciaball,
Saint Kitts and Nevisball &
Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Just more little island friends not opposing the goverment like
Dominicaball.
Sudanball - In fact, after
Omar al-Bashir stepped down, the Sudanese government supported Maduro more than before.
South Africaball - We both like
funny money man and you like Maduro.
Syriaball - Proud Anti-Imperialist, Great Job on winning the war! Go Assad!
Vaticanball - Likes that I was of Catholic but he does not like me kinda.
Zimbabweball - Anti-Imperialist African Friend, we are both also have useless currencies due to hyperinflation.
Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Colonal Gaddafi was my buddy. We both hate
NATOball and we almost created SATOball together to counter it. RIP.
Argentinaball - You voted for Alberto Fernández and CFK is now the Vice President? Let's start over and we are now allies again. We both hate
mierda tea so we're fine. Thx for supporting National Assembly however.
Neutros/Neutral[edit | edit source]
Brazilball - YOU ARE UNPLEASANT, AND HIGHLY POLLUTING. But now Bolsonaro is gone, and Lula defends my return to Mercosur, you can become my friend.
Italyball - WHY DID YOU SUPPORT JUAN GUAIDO AS THE REAL PRESIDENT?!!! It hates the Sissies Club too. Great Pizza and Pasta tio! I used to be called "Little Venice".
Serbiaball -
Kosovoball is Serbia. But it is a pity that you withdrew your support for me after Biden took office.
Vietnamball - Why yuo into burger? Then how yuo gonna support Maduro while supporting some shit I hate? well, at least yuo hate mi opposition.
Philippinesball - Thanks for not voting against me, even if yuo can into burger ally.
Japanball - I know that you're friend with
imperialisto esdato murica. But your people seems most polite and well mannered. Your government supported Juan Guaido as the real president but the public is not. I enjoyed watching your Animes. We have
common enemies. Hope your new prime minister is establishing diplomatic on me.
Haitiball - If it not been for Alexandre Pétion sending soldiers to Bolivar I would have never been independent! Thanks! But why support the intern government?
Hondurasball and
Peruball - Jaja we restored dimpolats lately.
Switzerlandball - Scoundrel, yuo are supposed to be of neutral yet yuo support my opposition, remove Nestle. Although it is neutral in my presidential crisis in the real world.
Turkeyball - Both the Syrian government and I admit that you committed genocide in Armenia. But you support Maduro.
Malaysiaball - You're pending to vote.
Indonesiaball - I aided
your son during tsunami in 2004. but please
Tell your Child, because One of tu Islands Stole my President name!!
Ecuadorball - Other sibing who of supportings me against
evil burger and also against
The Antirrevolucionarias. It loves of spending time with me, but
my archienemigo is of tryings to take them away from mí! But that will not of happenings... TRAITOR! ¡BRING BACK RAFAEL CORREA!
Enemigos/Enemies[edit | edit source]
Colombiaball - Burger puppet, evil vecina/vecino. It is going to ally with Bolsonaro to destroy me. Don't take my refugees while I'm in a crisis, you asshole! REMOVE!!! AND I GAVE YOU THAT FLAG LIAR!!! AND AREPA BELONGS TO ME! I like yuor president though, he supports me.
Diablo Burger - ¡¡¡¡¡YOU!!!!! ¡TÚ ARE A COJONES, ALSO A PUTO, AND BEFORE I FORGET A DIABLO!!! IT'S YOUR SANCTIONS MAKING ME POOR, NOT SOCIALISM! ¡STOP DESTABILIZING MI COUNTRY!
Puerto Ricoball - 'TU NEED INTO INDEPENDENCIA NOW!! EVEN IF YOU CANNOT, I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU AND KILL YOU AND YOUR PAPA BECAUSE TU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING
BURGER PUPPET!! REMOVE DESPACITO!!!!!
Mama la puta mierda - THE ABSOLUTE WORST MAMACITA EVER!! YOU TREATED MI LIKE ABSOLUTE MIERDA IN THE PAST! Wait, you want me to love you now? NO! I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! I ALSO HATE YOUR MONARCHY! AND YOU BASICALLY CREATED
PUTO MUERTO THANKS TO YOU! REMOVE CHURROS!! WORST MAMA EVER!!!
Chileball - So you're the one in
OASball begging me to be democratic?! How about no??
Trinidad and Tobagoball - YOU SHOULD BE MY CLAY!! Also REMOVE NIKI MANAJ!!!
Guyanaball - El Esequibo is ours! Gib it back to nosotros Coñotumadre! Anschluss?
Arubaball, Curaçaoball, and Bonaireball - I WILL ANNEX YOU ALL ONE DAY!!!
El Salvadorball - TRAIDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was my former ally until
Bukele became as a president on June 1, 2019 to destroy our relations. And...HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT MY OPPOSITION, AND REVOKED MADURO???!!!
YOUR SOCIALIST PARTY IS NO USE TO REIGN THE PRESIDENCY!!!!! REMOVE PUPUSA, AREPA IS THE BEST!!!!!
Israelcube - A Evil Zionist Country, FREE PALESTINE!!!!
Finlandball - My president is sorry for the naval attack, but still NEVER FORGET March 30TH 2020!
Taiwanball - STUPID CRAPITALIST PIG, GUAIDO SUPPORTER, AND MARIONETA DEL
BURGER!
PRC ES UN REAL CHINA!
Moroccoball - Free Western Sahara, and long live Algeria!
Ukraineball - Listen here soy puta,
Crimeaball belongs to
Russia!
Kosovoball - Stupid American puppet and NATO colony!!!!!! You are a part of Serbia, not Albania, now, always y forever!!!
UAEball and Saudi Arabiaball - MY OIL IS BETTER!!! YOU HEARD ME!!
Extremaduraball - HOW DARE TU STEAL MI PRESIDENTE'S NOMBRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Majuroball - Same as Extremadura!!
East Javaball - Same as Extremadura, But one of your Island!!!
Georgiaball - FREE SOUTH OSSETIA AND ABKHAZIA!!
Countries who support for The Opposition of Venezuelaball[edit | edit source]
Albaniaball
Andorraball
Argentinaball
Australiaball
Austriaball
Belgiumball
Bulgariaball
Canadaball
Cabo Verdeball
Costa Ricaball
Croatiaball
Cyprusball
Czechiaball
Denmarkball
Ecuadorball
El Salvadorball
Estoniaball
Finlandball
Franceball
Georgiaball
Germanyball
Greeceball
Guatemalaball
Guyanaball
Haitiball
Hungaryball
Icelandball
Irelandball
Israelcube
Italyball
Jamaicaball
Japanball
Kosovoball
Latviaball
Liberiaball
Liechtensteinball
Lithuaniaball
Luxembourgball
Maltaball
Marshall Islandsball
Micronesiaball
Moldovaball
Montenegroball
Moroccoball
Netherlandsball
North Macedoniaball
Norwayball
Panamaball
Paraguayball
Polandball
Portugalball
Romaniaball
Slovakiaball
Sloveniaball
South Koreaball
Spainball
Swedenball
Taiwanball
Ukraineball
UKball
USAball
Uruguayball
Countries who support Venezuelaball[edit | edit source]
Abkhaziaball
Algeriaball
Azerbaijanball
Belarusball
Boliviaball
Burundiball
Cambodiaball
Chinaball
Colombiaball (current government)
Cubaball
Dominicaball
Equatorial Guineaball
Eritreaball
Ethiopiaball
Gambiaball
Iranball
Kuwaitball
Laosball
Myanmarball
Nicaraguaball
North Koreaball
Palestineball
Qatarball
Russiaball
Saint Kitts and Nevisball
Saint Luciaball
Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
South Africaball
South Ossetiaball
Sudanball
Surinameball
Syriaball
Turkeyball
Vietnamball
Western Saharaball
Zimbabweball
Countries who are neutral[edit | edit source]
Antigua and Barbudaball
Angolaball
Armeniaball
Barbadosball
Belizeball
Dominican Republicball
Grenadaball
Indiaball
Indonesiaball
Ivory Coastball
Malaysiaball
Mexicoball
Namibiaball
Nepalball
New Zealandball
Palauball
Peruball (current government)
San Marinoball
Serbiaball
Switzerlandball
Trinidad and Tobagoball
Vatican Cityball
Trivia (trivialidades)[edit | edit source]
Venezuelaball has the most wins in Miss Universe than the other countryballs with a total of 7 as in 2023.
- In
Spanish Language the name of the origins of the country
grandmaname (Veneziola) is female. This is explain whysheit is called "Little Venice. Plus it has a historical site that remindsItalyball of
Veniceball.
- People say that it is one of the dangerous countries in South America during its crisis.
- The characters from Disney's/Pixar ''Up'' were Venezuelan.
- Simon Bolivar was born in its clay and is represented as a hero of South America, liberating 4-5 modern-day countries.
- Venezuela has one of the world's weakest currencies.
- The Capybara, also known as ''Chigüire'', is the largest rodent of the world and native to the Venezuelan savannas on its clay.
- From Commerical name Nerf was mentions its name
Good Job Nerf for mentioning me! - Misa de Gallo is a holiday celebrated in many Latino/Hispanic counties, including Venezuelaball.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
Main Colors[edit | edit source]
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Tangerine Yellow | 255, 204, 0 | C0-M20-Y100-K0 | #FFCC00 | |
Catalina Blue | 0, 36, 125 | C100-M71-Y0-K51 | #00247D | |
White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Philippine Red | 207, 20, 43 | C0-M90-Y79-K19 | #CF142B |
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