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𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜[lower-alpha 1] (
Anschluß) (which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball. The gag is also used in mapping.
Historically, it refers to the Nazi annexation of Austriaball in 1938. The most common example of this is Germanyball becoming
Reichtangle. However, "Anschluss" can also describe a countryball with dominance in a particular skill.
Countryballs usually say "Anschluss" in a typewriter font like
Courier New. The phrase is infrequently followed by Zeit (meaning "time").
Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball that Anschlussed them. From time to time, these countryballs revolt from inside the body to gain freedom, or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated the body of whoever captured them. The countrytangle regresses to its standard form when that happens. This process is known as Balkanization.
There are Anschluss forms for other countries, though not all are necessarily rectangles; some, like Tringapore, become pyramids or cones. Others, like Kazakhbrick and NepalRawr, become sawruses and squares, respectively. Also, Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball that breaks the rule of countryballs being higher than three-dimensional. Anschluss forms are the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one Anschluss form, notably Chileball, who can turn into a worm.
Anschluss modes[edit | edit source]
- Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball - Becomes
Durranitangle. Anschlusses all pashtun lands in Pakistanball, Tajikistanball, and Iranball.
- African Unionball - Unites all 8balls (except Western Saharaball) and in its clay to become
African Uniontangle. It will remove civil war and poverty from its clay.
- Arab Leagueball - Unites all Arab countries to become
United States of Arabiatangle. If it eliminates Israelcube,
United States of Arabiatanglewill eliminate sectarian and tribal divides, solve ethnic and religious problems, and revive pan-Arabism. If it doesn't unite Arab countries to become
United States of Arabiatangle, it will become
Arab Uniontangle, similar to EUball.
- Argentinaball - Becomes
Argentinatangle. Argentinaball then uses its new MAZORCA POWER to Anschluss Paraguayball, Uruguayball, Falklandsball, Boliviaball, Chileball, Equatorial Guineaball, and Brazilball. Then, it will turn Peruball into a protectorateball, who will then invade the Central American countryballs to create the puppet state of Central Americaball. Then, the Anschluss of Equatorial Guineaball might result in African Unionball becoming
Argentinatangleeasily defeating them because of its whiteness. After this, it will Anschluss UKball to be full European and join EUball, but NATOball will defend UKball, resulting in
Argentinatangleremoving the NATOball members.
- Armeniaball - Grows up and begins to reunite with Artsakhball and Javakhetiball. It will also attack Azerbaijanball, some part of Iranball, Iraqball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Lebanonball, Syriaball, and some part of Türkiyeball, it Will revenge to Pakistanball for not recognising it. But it might want to watch out for this guy.
- Austriaball - Becomes another kingdom and Anschlusses South Tyrolball and Czechiaball, making
- Australiaball - Becomes
Commonwealth of Australiatangleand Anschlusses all of the Pacific islands, allies with New Zealandball, Indonesiaball, and Papua New Guineaball.
- Bahamasball - Annexes Turks and Caicosball to make
Greater Bahamasball, making lots of tourist monies and the richest countryball in the Caribbean.
- Belarusball - Ukraineball is attacked for hating Russiaball.
Wow, nice prediction.Russiaball. and
GBEtangleunite to form
- Bosniaball - Becomes the Republic of Bosnia and unites with Croatiaball to become a valuable NATO state. Goes to war with Serbiaball for apparent reasons. Albania and Kosovo will become true allies with Bosnia. It soon gains momentum to become a far-right state known as the Federation of Bosnia, a form that removes Serbs. The Croats revert into Ustase, dragging Bosnia with it.
- Brazilball - becomes
Huetangleand hues its way to victory. Anschlusses all of South America and probably Panamaball and Costa Ricaball. However, it heads to Portugalball and forces the Portuguese to accept the Brazilians as their only ally. It then Anschlusses all tourists
because you're going to Brazil.
- Bruneiball - Becomes
Bolkiahreichtangleand Anschlusses Borneo.
- Bulgariaball - To become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a pro-Russian countryball and begins a series of mobilizations. As a result, Serbiaball, Greeceball, and Türkiyeball will be on alert. Croatiaball will revert to the far-right, leading to the return of the Ustase.
- Burkina Fasoball - Becomes
Burkina Faso EmpiretangleAnschluss Togoball and Beninball for stealing the coastline, allies with Côte d'Ivoireball and Ghanaball and assainating New Zealandball for being larger.
- Burundiball - Becomes
Kingdom of BurundiballAllies with Rwandaball and anschluss Democratic Republic of the Congoball, Tanzaniaball, Ugandaball, and Kenyaball plus it will removing all protesters and corruptions so make them peacefully.
- Cambodiaball - becomes
Khmer Empiretangleand Anschlusses Thailandball, Laosball, and Vietnamball.
- Canadaball - Becomes
Commonwealth of Canadatangleand begins to unleash its Canadian powers by spreading maple syrup, hockey, and poutine, outlawing the usage of firearms in every country, and casting the world into an eternal winter. It begins its multicultural policy by forcibly demanding Alaskaball, Greenlandball, and Icelandball to sign an agreement with it. Since Trudeau is re-elected with a minority government, Canadaball will need approval from the conservatives or the NDP. If Trudeau is kicked out in a No-Confidence motion, the Conservatives will remove Trudeau for being a stupid leader. Canadaball will 100% NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process. Canada shall do whatever it takes to protect Niagara Falls from American influence and intimidate and BLAME CHINABALL FOR COVID-19.
- Canadian Province/Territoryballs:
- Quebecball - Becomes
Quebecsphere, finally breaking free of Canadaball and Anschlussing Saint Pierre and Miquelonball, French Guianaball, and Canadaball
- Quebecball - Becomes
- Canadian Province/Territoryballs:
- Chadball - Becomes
Chadtangleand Anschlusses all of Africa and then steals both USAball and Russiaball's nukes to nuke Both Virgan islands and Equally Virgin State.
- Chileball - Becomes
Chileworm, takes all the coasts, and Anschlusses Peruball, Boliviaball, or Argentinaball. If it Anschlusses Boliviaball, then it will (kinda) get its coast back, meaning it can into sea again.
- Chinaballs - See below for separate Chinese Anschluss modes.
- Chinaball (People's Republic) - Becomes
People's Republic of Chinatangleand begins to use the world's Huawei cellphone to hack into every countryball with a bad relationship with China or Russia. China then focuses on PLAN 2. Since the Chinese do not rely on gaining territory, it will focus on Anschlussing their economy that they will eventually fall and their people will starve. It will get all the G20 members shocked by becoming so popular that it will take control of the world's stock markets and economy. It will ensure that both the economies of Taiwanball, Mongoliaball, Vietnamball, Thailandball, Myanmarball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Indonesiaball, Philippinesball, Bruneiball, Timor-Lesteball, Palauball, Guamball, Northern Mariana Islandsball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball, and Japanball will be under its mercy. This will piss the EUROPEANS OFF BY imposing tariffs while being endorsed by Biden, and EUball AGREES TO put an economic sanction on China. In any case, it will start a massive Economic Recession and a GREAT DEPRESSION. Who will win? Russia will 100% back China with its economic sanctions against those who disagree. IF ALL ABOVE FAILS, China will operate PLAN 3 and launch a COVID-19-based infection into any countryball that hates it. Those under its list will be TOTALLY UNDER WUHANBALL'S Grip of Control.
- Chinaball (Republic, Taiwan) - Becomes
The True Republic of Chinatangleand Anschlusses PRCball, Hong Kongball, Macauball, Tuvaball, Mongoliaball, Gorno-Badakhshanball, and some parts of Myanmarball. It will then go to war with Vietnamball, Laosball, and North Koreaball; remove socialism there to revive the Republic of Vietnamball and Kingdom of Laosball; and reunite the Republic of Korea. The USA will support China as both nations are considered allies. It also improves its relationships with western and Southeast Asian countries. Then, it installs freedom and democracy over its clay until a far-right party wins over 18% of the vote in the general elections.
- Chinaball (People's Republic) - Becomes
- Colombiaball - Becomes
Colombiatangleand Anschlusses Panamaball, Venezuelaball, Ecuadorball, north Loretoball, and northwest Amazonasball. May also Anschluss Guyanaball and Trinidad and Tobagoball.
- COVID-19 - Joins its Alpha, Delta, and Omicron variants to become
Super Coronavirustangle. It then Anschlusses Chinaball, EUball, USAball, UKball, Indiaball, South Africaball, and Botswanaball. It then mutates and Anschlusses Taiwanball and New Zealandball. Finally, after joining forces with SARS and MERS, its capital will be
- Croatiaball - Reverts into Ustase and allies with Bosniaball. It then unleashes terror upon society by forcing NATOball and UNball to recognize the state as the only successor of Yugoslaviaball. It then declares a holy war against the Non-Catholics. Finally, it pushes every state to recognize it as the only legitimate West, Central, and Southern Slavic state that is not superior to Serbian. HOLY ****, it just took out Bulgariaball and Italyball. Then, it takes the Americas and Asia before destroying COVID-19 and defeating Chinaball.
Cubaball - Teams up with Russia, China, and the other commies to become File:Cuba-icon (tangle).png Cubatangle and remove USA and take over the entirety of America. It will also annex Puerto Ricoball for being capitalist and also stealing his flag. It will then anschluss the world if it wants.
- Czechiaball - Allies and fight with Slovakiaball to become
Czechiatangle. It then removes the Commies and takes out its revenge on Russiaball and Germanyball for 1939 and 1968.
- CSAball - Finally breaks free of USAball's control and unites all Southern stateballs to form the
Dixiesphere. It takes out its revenge on USAball by starting a second civil war. It will Anschluss all Caribbean countryballs, Colombiaball,
HUEBrazilball, Guyanaball, Surinameball, French Guianaball, Venezuelaball, removing hue, communism, kebab, homosexuals, Rastafari, drug removers, and kosher. After the victory, it will invade Africa and enslave all 8balls (except for Liberiaball and New Abyssiniaball), including those in its clay and the respective clays of the countries it Anschlussed. Suppose it fails to Anschluss Africa fast enough. In that case, all African countryballs will unite with African Unionball, causing it to become
African Uniontangleto defend itself. It will also commit genocide against all 3balls.
- Democratic Republic of the Congoball - Unites with Republic of the Congoball and becomes
Republic of Zairetangle. It Anschlusses Cabindaball, Rwandaball, and Burundiball. Then, it takes revenge on Belgiumball for Leopold II for genociding its people's land.
- Ecuadorball - Anschlusses Peruball!
- Egyptball - Becomes
Mamlukrawrand Anschlusses Israelcube and Palestineball.
- Ethiopiaball - Restores the glorious House of Solomon to become
Ethiopian Empiretangle. Anschlusses all East African countries bordering its clay, removing kebabs, commies, and homosexuals and spreading Rastafarianism, Christianity, and Judaism. Will later team up with Israelcube to remove jihad from its clay and take out its revenge on Italyball for invading Ethiopiaball in World War II.
- EUball - Becomes the
EUtangle. Anschlusses all European Union countries.
- Estoniaball - Unites with Finlandball. However, if it wants to go by itself, it will become
Nordic Estoniatangle. Will Anschluss Finlandball and The rest of the Nordic
ks. Then it Anschlusses The Baltics. Then it removes Communism, Vodka, and jihad.
- Finlandball - Invites Estoniaball into the Tasavalta. If Estoniaball is united with Finlandball, it will automatically into Nordic as it will become part of Finlandball and may drag Latviaball and Lithuaniaball into Nordic with it. Finland then takes out revenge on Coloradoball for nuking it in South Park.
And maybe even 6ball.
- Franceball - Becomes the
Third Napoleonic French Empiretangle. Anschlusses Belgiumball, Netherlandsball, Luxembourgball, Switzerlandball, western Germanyball, Andorraball, Cataloniaball and northern Italyball. Turns eastern Germanyball into satellite states. It will also Anschluss former colonies ( Algeriaball and Haitiball being the hardest to get) and spread Gulli, TV5Monde, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Xilam Animation, Okoo and FranceTelevisions around the world. It will anschluss Africa, such as territories of French West Africaball, French Equatorial Africaball, Vietnamball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Quebecball, Maineball, and Louisianaball. NEVER surrender this time, fighting on until the very last man.
- Germanyball - Becomes
Reichtangle(the Fourth Reich) 𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜ing Austriaball, Polandball, Alsaceball, Denmarkball, Luxembourgball, Netherlandsball, Belgiumball, Czechiaball, Liechtensteinball, and in some cases, Italyball. May anschluss Namibiaball during the process, and turn Slovakiaball into a vassal state. The Mittelafrika plan will also be re-enacted, thus allowing the Reich to 𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜 central Africanballs such as DR Congoball and Cameroonball. Norwayball, Hungaryball., Serbiaball, Romaniaball, Moldovaball, Belarusball, and Ukraineball become puppet states. Croatiaball will not be provoked either because it will revert into the far-right, leading to the return of the Ustase… Might bring back Polen if bring back denbt monies.
- Ghanaball - Unites with Côte d'Ivoireball in order to form
Ashanti Empiretangleand anschlusses Togoball, Beninball and Burkina Fasoball. Might also Anschluss Englandball as revenge for being colonized previously. To secure not being recolonized, they might Anschluss Franceball just to be safe.
- Greeceball- Becomes
Byzantinetangleand anschlusses North Macedoniaball, Türkiyeball, Cyprusball, Egyptball Northern Cyprusball, Albaniaball Serbiaball. It will then turn into Roman Empiretangle and anschlusses all former Roman clay.
- Hong Kongball - Becomes
Pearl of the Orientballand plans to anschluss the economies of Taiwanball, Macauball, Chinaball, and Tringapore.
- Hungaryball - becomes
Magyartangleand attacks Slovakiaball for revenge. Retake the vampire Transylvaniaball and Serbian land Vojvodinaball, allies with Bosniaball, Polandball so they don't call on NATO. Might even ally with Austriaball to form Austria-Hungarytangle.
- Icelandball - Anschlusses Faroe Islandsball becoming
It's Iceland Timetangle, leading it to the annexation of Irelandball and UKball. Russiaball will love and marry Iceland, while it anchlusses Franceball, Germanyball, Polandball, and maybe even Austriaball if it's lucky enough.
- Indiaball - Anschlusses Pakistanball and Bangladeshball and becomes
Bharattangle. May also anschluss
Sri Lankaball, NepalRawr, Bhutanball, Maldivesballand in the most extreme case, Myanmarball and Afghanistanballto become. In highly extreme case, India may also anschluss China.
- Indonesiaball - Becomes
Majapahittangle.Invades and annexes Timor-Lesteball and Papua New Guineaball and rivals with Malaysia over Brunei and Singapore. If it wins, might anschluss Tringapore, Bruneiball, and Malaysiaball, Christmas Islandball, Cocos Islandsball, Palauball, and it will may Anschluss Vanuatuball and removing West Papuaball and plans to get revenge on Japanball for Romusha which killed 4 million people. But it might want to watch out for this guy...
- Inuitball - With Conservative Canadaball Inuitball unites all Inuit tribes into a single unified nation known as
Arctic Empiresphere and becomes a powerful Territory of Canadatangle. Anschlusses Arcticgobin with all Arctic countries and Antarcticaball before declaring war on the colonizers who occupied it. In this case it will remove the Liberals (Especially Trudeau) from Canadaball and suicide from Greenlandball, before removing kebab and commie. Inuitball will end up anschlussing and holocausting the entire seal population of its new clay.
- Iranball - Anschlusses all stans ( Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistanball, Kazakhbrick), Azerbaijanball and Armeniaball to become the Third Persian Empiretangle. it will then proceed to declare war on all the Arab States that don't like it...... Watch out Saudi Arabia.
- Iraqball - Becomes
Neo-Babyloniatangle. Anschlusses Syriaball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Jordanball, Northwest Saudi Arabiaball, and Kuwaitball. If it is strong enough. It will declare war on Iranball.
- Israelcube - Anschlusses Palestineball and turns itself into a
Tesseractal Nation. If it teams up with Ethiopiacubeandnbsp;(
African Puppet), it will end up causing Ethiopia to become the
Ethiopian Empiretanglewhich will result in it anschlussing all West African countryballs bordering its clay and eventually the entire continent of Africa and The Middle east and take out revenge on Germanyball to Holocaust killing all jews in 1939 under the semities rule.
Cannot into europe because no semites in europeIt might want to watch out for this guy however.
- ISISball- Becomes
ISIStangleand blows up everyone, especially USAball, Russiaball, Israelcube, all EUball members, NATOball members and Saudi Arabiaball. HAHAHAHA ALLAH AKBAR (Explosion).
- Italyball- Becomes
Rometangleand anschlusses Portugalball, Spainball, Andorraball, Franceball, Sloveniaball, Albaniaball, Kosovoball, Montenegroball, Serbiaball, Bulgariaball, UKball ( Englandball, Walesball), Romaniaball and Moldovaball and Greeceball. May also anschluss Libyaball, Eritreaball, Somaliaball, Egyptball, and Tunisiaball and to the most extreme case, would anschluss Ethiopiaball, Asia Minor.
- Japanball - Becomes the Japanese Empiretangle and launches a new era of Japanese Pro-Conservative Kawaii based Imperialism. it will summon a stand called "Rising Sun" and anschlusses South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Taiwa— Shit! it anschluss Hong Kongball and coastal territories of Southeast Asia (become the Difficult hard to target because many Southeast asia countryballs could anschluss others Countryballs) including Vietna- oh Shit! it anschluss Cambodiaball, Thaila- what it Anschluss Laosball, Myanmarball, Malays- wait what! it Anschluss Tringapore and Bruneiball again, Indonesi- FUCK! it Just Anschluss Timor-Lesteball, but will possibly want to avoid this guy, any other Pro-American countries, Pearl Harbour, Pinoy, and This guy too as Japan may want to careful with Biden and remain friendly with it. But all others bow to the resurrected Rising Sun!
- Kazakhbrick - Becomes the
Kazakh Khanatesquare. Allies with Russiaball. Anschlusses the other Stans except Kyrgyzstan and would totally ally with Mongoliaball turning it into the
Mongolian Empire. After which they will both gang up on the world and cause the Mongolian Golden Horde to rise up again!
- Kenyaball - it will become
Kenyatangleand will anschluss Somaliaball and South Sudanball for clay disputes and invasion.
- Kuwaitball - Becomes the
Sumerian Empiresphere. Anschluss Saudi Arabiaball, Türkiyeball, Syriaball, Iranball, and its revenge to Iraqball for anschlussing them in 1990.
- Lebanonball - Blanda up with Tunisiaball to create
Phoeniciatangleand grows its navy to be stronger than the UK's.
- Lesothoball - It will Suicide and become
Second Kingdom of Basutolandtangleallied with Eswatiniball and anschluss South Africaball Yeets Greenlandball for being a highest Suicide.
- Latviaball - Anschlusses Estoniaball, Lithuaniaball, and Kaliningrad to form the 🥔
Baltic Empire of Latvia🥔
- Lithuaniaball - Unites with one and only great country Polandball and becomes
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtangle. However, if it wants to go on her own, it will bring the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball back to life.
- Malawiball - It will may poor and becomes a
Nyasalandtangleanschluss Mozambiqueball, Zambiaball, Zimbabweball and it will may anschluss Tanzaniaball for its river on its clay.
- Malaysiaball - Becomes a POWERFUL federation under the name
Malaytangle. Invades and annexes Tringapore, Bruneiball, parts of Pattani region and rival with Indonesia. If won, anschluss Indonesiaball as well. Alternative case: Anschlusses Tringapore, Bruneiball, parts of Pattani region, Sumatra island and Riau-Lingga archipelago to form
Second Srivijayan Empiretangle.
- Madagascarball- Anschlusses Mauritiusball, Seychellesball, Comorosball and Mayotteball
- Marshall Islandsball - Becomes Bikinitangle, and anschlusses any country that hates Spongebob.
- Mexicoball - Becomes
Aztec Empiretangle. Anschlusses New Mexicoball, Texasball, Arizonaball, Nevadaball and all Central America (You can keep Utahball, Gringo, but they are mine but Californiaball is the hardest to get!)
- Mongoliaball - Becomes
Second Mongol Empiretangleand unleashes terror across the world. it teams up with Kazakhbrick and Russiaball, and together anschluss, South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Myanmarball. Then the Triple Empires turn Iranball, Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, western Pakistanball, Azerbaijanball, Armeniaball, Iraqball, Türkiyeball, Georgiaball, the remainder of Ukraineball and Moldovaball into Khanates. In any case, we can safely assume that it will remove Kim family from the Korean Peninsula along with any threat of North Koreaball ever can into nuking it, its Western allies or the rest of Asia.
- Moroccoball - Becomes
Moroccotangle. Anschlusses Western Saharaball, Ceutaball, and Melillaball.
- NATOball - Anschlusses all European countries, all North American countries, and all major non-NATO allies. And kills Putin.
- NepalRawr: Annexes Bhutanball, Sikkimball and Tibetball and becomes the Rawr Federation of Himalaya
- Netherlandsball - Anschlusses Belgiumball, Luxembourgball, all 7balls, and all ex-colonyballs ( Indonesiaball being the hardest to get), becoming
Second Dutch Empiretangle.
- Nigerball - Unite with Nigeriaball and Become a
Greater Songhai EmpiretangleAnschluss Burkina Fasoball, Chadball, and Maliball and they will slam Norwayball for making fun about its low HDI.
- Nigeriaball - it will become
Nigeriatangleand will anscluss Franceball and Englandball because of causing neocolonial pain in a part of its clay, also it Will may Scamming Venezuelaball for being larger and thus everyone else for money.
- Norwayball - Anschlusses Swedenball to become the
Norway-Sweden Empiresphereand anschlusses Faroe Islandsball, Isle of Manball, Icelandball, Greenlandball- wait it anschlussed Canadaball too and takes revenge on Germanyball for anschlussing it in 1940. it
will also gather the Satanic power of black metal and death metal music to play super loud guitar, burn churches, commit murder and finally commit suicide. YEET.
- New Zealandball - becomes
New Zeatangleby regaining its sunken clay (including Norfolk Islandball). May also anschluss Samoaball for being a former colony.
- Nordicballs - Fuse together and turn into
Scandinaviatangle. After that, nothing else specific to this happens.
- North Koreaball - Turns into
True Koreatangleand attempts to anschluss South Koreaball to form a United Koreaball and nukes everyone in the world and kicks Malawiball's ass for being larger
if its button is working. But it better watch out for this guy
- Northern Cyprusball - Becomes True Cyprustangle. Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, removing all gyro in the process.
- Pakistanball - becomes
Mughaltangle, gets Kashmir and anschlusses Indiaball, Bangladeshball, Nepalrawr, and Afghanistanball.
- Palestineball - becomes
Palestinetangleand causes 3rd Intifada. Kills Israelcube and Kosovoball for annoying him.
- Papua New Guineaball - Becomes
Papua New GuineasphereAnschluss Solomon Islandsball, Vanuatuball, unite with West Papuaball and eats Swedenball into cannibal for being larger but they might be watchout for This guy.
- Peruball - becomes
Inca Empiretangleand anschlusses all of Ecuadorball, Colombiaball, Chileball, Boliviaball, Paraguayball, Argentinaball, Uruguayball, Some antarctic territories, Acreball, Venezuelaball, Falklandsball, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball then proceeds to win every Football Cup possible, after that it anschlusses all east countryballs New Zealandball, Australiaball, Papua New Guineaball, Malaysiaball, Philippinesball, Japanball and the eastern parts of every country in Asia like what it did to Ecuadorball in 1941. After using all of its power on the annexations, Raleighball, Hoogstratenball and Aerican Empireball join it, with this new power, it fully defeats Shining Pathball and every communist rebellion in its clay. When victorious, it just sits in its sofa, turns on its cable TV and decides to watch the new Ampay in Canal 2, Latina, along with some Doña Pepa snacks. ¡La vida es buena!
- Polandball - Unites with one and only great country Lithuaniaball and becomes the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Will also anschluss Ukraineball Belarusball, Latviaball, Southern Estoniaball, Germanyball, Kaliningradball and other provinces of Russiaball, Austriaball, South Tyrolball, Czechiaball and Slovakiaball,
snap half of Cameroonball into Poland,Crimeaball, Trinidad and Tobagoball, Gambiaball, Corsicaball, Sardiniaball, Illinoisball, Manitobaball, Wisconsinball, Michigancube, parts of Greeceball, Western Italyball, FLAG STEALER! and then anschlusses Hungaryball with Black Pantherball and 8balls. Then Poland gets sweet revenge on UKball by anschlussing almost all its former colonies to rule the world ( UKball included but it will not anchluss USAball, Pakistanball, } Palestineball or Bangladeshball). It will then anchluss Franceball's colonies as well! It will also capture Moscowball and split Russiaball with America controlling the east side of Russia and Turkestan to get revenge on Russia about what have done to it and Lithuania in the past causing Russia to lose all its hope to the two sides. Poland STRONK! DEATH TO RUSSIAN AGGRESSION! Anyway, it will revert to it's ball form, ruling the world as a supervillain. But it might want to watch out for
- Portugalball - Anschlusses all its ex-colonies ( Brazilball being the hardest to get) to form the
- Philippinesball- Turns into
Philippinestangleand Anschluss Drug Dealers, Drug users, communists, rebels, criminals, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers and undeveloped communityballs in order to establish developed yet modernized cities with fully disciplined community residents in its clay. It will also attempt to get vengance on USAball and maybe USAball's parent.
- When anschulled by these three, it turns into
Katipunantangleand seeks liberty and killing its oppressors by beheading them with its bolo and bleeding them with its revolver.
- When anschulled by these three, it turns into
- Romaball - Unites with all gypsies to form Gypsytangle.
- Romaniaball - Becomes
Romaniatangle. They anschluss Bulgariaball, Ukraineball, Moldovaball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball Southern Germanyball, and small parts in Greeceball, Türkiyeball, Bosniaball, Austriaball, Belarusball, Macedoniaball and tiny parts in Italyball. Romania will ally with Serbiaball.
- Russiaball - Becomes
Second Soviet Uniontangleand turns into a Communist. It creates a tripartite alliance with Kazakhbrick, Belarusball, Serbiaball, Mongoliaball, and Chinaball regardless of political stance. It then strikes these two ports, North Koreaball, South Koreaball, Ukraineball, Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball, Lithuaniaball, Polandball, Armeniaball, Azerbaijanball, Moldovaball, Romaniaball, Bulgariaball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Georgiaball, Tajikistanball, and Afghanistanball, spreading communism in the process.
- Russiaball can also into
Russian Empiretangleand Anschlusses Ukraineball, Belarusball, Estoniaball, Latviaball, Lithuaniaball, Polandball, Armeniaball, Georgiaball, Kazakhbrick, Uzbekistanball, Azerbaijanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Tajikistanball, and Alaskaball.
- Russiaball can also into
- Saudi Arabiaball - Turns into
Rasidunsphereand conquers all Islamic countryballs, as well with Greeceball, Armeniaball, Franceball, Myanmarball, and Serbiaball for all being kebab removers.
- Senegalball - Becomes
Senegaltangle. Anschlusses Gambiaball.
- Serbiaball - Becomes
Yugoslaviatangle. Anschlusses Srpska, Kosovoball, Macedoniaball, Sloveniaball, Bulgariaball, Montenegroball, and Albaniaball. Removes kebab in the process.
- Somaliaball - When Somalia wants to become a powerful state again, it becomes
Greater Somaliatangle, it will annex with its pirate powers the successful seperatist, the unsuccsessful one and stolen territory back into its rightful placer and remove terrorist with Somalia's super-cool pirate powers and help from Arab Leagueball. May even take in the most extreme cases, the eastern strip (to gain more access to the red sea) Eritreaball, Kenyaball as well as Ethiopia's Sepratist Kebabs into its territoy
(As puppet states)and let them join the Arab Leagueball to make another Ethiopian Civil War and free Palestineball (will also join Arab Leagueball (even though Saudi Arabiaball might not like it) so we join forces as arabs so THE ULTIMATE ENEMY WILL DIE!
- South Koreaball - Becomes
South Koreatangle. Attempts to Anschluss North Koreaball
and Jiandaoball, becoming a United Koreaball.
- South Africaball - Anschlusses Namibiaball and later Lesothoball and Eswatiniball for clay to form the
Union of South Africatangle.
- South Sudanball - Becomes
South SudantangleAnschluss Sudanball, Ethiopiaball, and Kenyaball and it will shooting
- for being larger.
- Spainball - Anschlusses all of its ex-colonies with ( Mexicoball and Argentinaball being the hardest to get) to form the
Spanish Empiretangleand/or also will dissolve Cataloniaball, anschluss Portugalball and possibly Brazilball and all of the remaining Portuguese ex-colonies to form the
Spanish Empiretangle and Iberian Unionball.
- Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and Andorraball to remove paella from its clay and become
Catalan Republictangle. In response, Spainball will go berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in its clay.
Catalan Republictanglewill join forces with Basqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become
Catalan Republictanglewill then anschluss all of southern franceball as revenge for assimilating catalans and occitans in franceball.
- Basqueball - With the aid of its 6ball brethren, Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become
EuskaraUFO. It will then unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab, and baguette from its clay and the respective clays of its new Basque states. Spainball to holocaust all Basqueballs in its clay. In response, it will unite with Cataloniaball, causing it to become
Catalan Republictangle. Both will take out their revenge on Spainball and
surrenderlandFranceball. When all scores have been settled and favors have been repaid,
EuskaraUFOwill bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with its intergalactic brethren.
- Galiciaball - Anschlusses Northern Portugalball, El Bierzoball, Eonaviaball, and Buenos Airesball and becomes
- Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and Andorraball to remove paella from its clay and become
- Sudanball becomes
Sudan Empiretangleand Anschlusses Bir Tawilball, South Sudanball, Eritreaball, and Djiboutiball. Will also remove protesters in the process. But it might want to avoid this guy.
- Swedenball- Becomes the
Börksphere. Anschlusses Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball, and Saint Petersburgball to relive its imperial glory, spreading Minecraft throughout the World. It may also attempt to colonize Indiaball and if it succeeds at doing so it will blow up the T-Series H.Q. Will also blow up Pew Die Pie to 1st place and the Cocomelon H.Q. to 2nd place.
- Switzerlandball - becomes
Swiss Confederationtangleand takes over Liechtensteinball before revealing it took off its neutrality and conquering Austr- HOLY CRAP, it JUST TOOK OVER Franceball AND Germanyball ENTIRELY! it also got Liechtensteinball. Wow good lord it will go neutral after...
- Syriaball - Anschlusses southeast Türkiyeball, Cyprusball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Egyptball, north Sudanball, Iraqball, Kuwaitball, north Saudi Arabiaball and western Iranball to form the
- Thailandball - Anschlusses Laosball and becomes Siamtangle.
- Tringapore - Becomes
Singapyramidand anschlusses Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Brunei, forming the triangles of East Asia.
- Tongaball - Activates Tonga time, becoming
Tu'itangle. Anschlusses Tuvaluball, Fijiball, Hawaiiball, Nauruball, Wallis and Futunaball, part of Solomon Islandsball, Kiribatiball, and Samoaball, as well as all three dependencies of New Zealandball, and putting the Volcano to Tringapore clay for being larger. And also removes all tsunamis from clay.
- Türkiyeball - Becomes
Neo-Ottoman Empiretangle. Anschlusses Syriaball, Iraqball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Jordanball Saudi Arabiaball, all Cypriot island, Kuwaitball, Bulgariaball, Greeceball, Albaniaball all of the north afircan countries Somaliaball, Djiboutiball and Macedoniaball Also removes Areniaball, and turns Romaniaball and possibly Moldovaball into vassal states.
- Ugandaball - Finally finds da wae and follows it to become
Ugandatangle. Removes all homosex and Ugandan Knuckles from its clay and the respective clays of all other East African states bordering it by anschlussing them. They'll also abduct Israelcube and lock it up in Entebbe airport.
- UKball - Becomes the
Britangle. Anschlusses all ex-colonies ( USAball being the hardest to get) and blows up Sealandball. After that moment, it goes to Asia and attacks Chinaball for establishing the national security law on Hong Kongball. Hongkongers want annexation so the British and the Chinese signed the "Sino-British Split Declaration" which is a treaty to legally Anschluss Hong Kong as a British Dependent Territory for 40 years. After 40 years, Hong Kong will be successfully independent as a sovereign state under the official name Commonwealth of Hong Kong.
- Ukraineball - Restores Cossack Hetmanaterawr, which makes kurwa very angry. Starts to retake its western clay as well as Crimeaball and Kubanball, creating
Greater Ukrainerawrand begins to remove vodka and kurwa from the premises.
- Uruguayball - Anschlusses Sulball and revenge to Oregonball for Homer Simpson calling it U R Gay.
- USAball - Uses the Manifest Destiny to get more land and becomes
Muricatangle. it will do the following: Destroy Justin Trudeau, Annex Greenlandball, Cubaball, Mexicoball, Icelandball, Bahamasball, Liberiaball, and all of the Trust Territories. May also anschluss Saint Pierre and Miquelonball, Bermudatriangle, Turks and Caicosball, Cayman Islandball, Jamaicaball, British Virgin Islandsball, Guatemalaball, Japanball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball, Iraqball, Afghanistanball, Belizeball, and all ex-colonyballs ( Philippinesball being the hardest to get). Will also remove all 3balls, beat up the commies, spread freedom and obesity democracy, nuke North Koreaball, deport all Mexicans, remove all jihadists, try as hard as it can to engage Chinaball in a trade war, and build a glorious wall in the process. But it might want to watch out for this guy.
- Illinoisball - When it puts on its hat, or someone mocks its name, it becomes
- Illinoisball - When it puts on its hat, or someone mocks its name, it becomes
- Uzbekistanball - Becomes
Uzbekistantangle. Anschlusses Kazakhbrick Kyrgyzstanball Tajikistanball Turkmenistanball
- Vaticanball - Anschlusses all Catholic countries and becomes
Christangle.it will then attempt to unite all Christian countries so that it can into one last Crusade to remove jihad, homosex, Satanism, blasphemy, abortion and heresy from the face of the planet Earth.
- Venezuelaball - Anschluss Colombiaball to become
Second Republic of Maduroreichand expands to Guyanaball, Ecuadorball, Costa Ricaball, and Panamaball after then it going to plan to Destroying USAball and NATOball and Removing Juan Guaido so makes Nicolas Maduro Happy.
- Vietnamball - Becomes
Daivietangle. Anschlusses Cambodiaball and Laosball and vassalize all other Southeast Asian countryballs to become the Socialist Empire of Vietnamtangle (eh, what?). May also decide to re-humiliate USAball in the process. Might want to challenge its archenemy Chinaball to a last battle deciding who owns the Paracel and Spratly Islands, BUT BE CAREFUL OF THE CORONAVIRUS...
- Vanuatuball - become
Second Republic of Francevilleanschluss Solomon Islandsball, Australiaball, New Caledoniaball, and Fijiball allied West Papuaball to remove Indonesiaball, slap Finlandball face for making fun about its happiest rate, Kicking Qatarball's oil for being larger.
- Yemenball - Anschluss Omanball to become
Republic of Yementangle. Anschluss Somaliaball, Djiboutiball, Eritreaball and they will revenge to UAEball and Saudi Arabiaball for making conflict of its clay.
- Zambiaball - Unites with Zimbabweball and becomes
Kingdom of RhodesiatangleAnschluss Malawiball, Mozambiqueball and South Africaball and it will retake Katangaball from Democratic Republic of the Congoball and more Coppers as it will can.
- Zimbabweball - They will inflate to become
Second Republic of Zimbabwetangle. Allies with Venezuelaball and Anschluss Mozambiqueball, Botswanaball, South Africaball, Namibiaball, and Zambiaball and they will revive Robert Mugabe.
Space Anschluss[edit | edit source]
- Andromedaspiral - Anschlusses Milky Wayspiral to become
- 6ball - Anschlusses Earthball and other planets.
- Black Holeball becomes
Black Holetangleto Anschluss planets, stars, light, etc.
- Supermassive Black Holeball becomes Supermassive Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, light, etc. (Maybe the entire universe)
- Sunball - becomes a red giant
tangleball and Anschlusses Mercuryball, Venusball, and (most likely) Earthball.
- WASP-12ball - In 10 million years, WASP-12ball will Anschluss WASP-12bball.
- WASP-18ball - Less than one million years from now, WASP-18ball will Anschluss WASP-18bball.
- Kepler-56ball - Will become a red giant
tangleball and will Anschluss Kepler-56bball (in 130 million years) and Kepler-56cball (in 155 million years).
- Marsball - Will Anschluss Phobospotato in 50 million years.
- Neptuneball - Will Anschluss Tritonball in 3.6 billion years.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Third Reichtangle anschlussing other balls. Includes upset Russian SFSRball, its parent Soviet Unionball and UKball looking after its nephews who have joined Free Franceball.
ROK Armed Forcesball transforms into Republic of Korea Armed Forcestangle and anschlusses North Koreaball
Russian Empireball's anschluss mode.
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Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ German: [ˈʔanʃlʊs] (listen)
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