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𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜
[lower-alpha 1] (Anschluss
or Anschluß
) (which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball. The gag is also used in mapping.
Historically, it refers to the Nazi annexation of
Austriaball in 1938. The most common example of this is
Germanyball becoming
. However, "Anschluss" can also describe a countryball with dominance in a particular skill.
Reichtangle
Countryballs usually say "Anschluss" in a typewriter font like Courier New
. The phrase is infrequently followed by Zeit (meaning "time").
Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball that Anschlussed them. From time to time, these countryballs revolt from inside the body to gain freedom, or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated the body of whoever captured them. The countrytangle regresses to its standard form when that happens. This process is known as Balkanization.
There are Anschluss forms for other countries, though not all are necessarily rectangles; some, like Tringapore, become pyramids or cones. Others, like
Kazakhbrick and
NepalRawr, become sawruses and squares, respectively. Also,
Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball that breaks the rule of countryballs being higher than three-dimensional. Anschluss forms are the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one Anschluss form, notably
Chileball, who can turn into
a worm.
Countryballs' Anschluss
modes[edit | edit source]
Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball - Becomes
Durranitangle
. Anschlusses all pashtun lands in Pakistanball, Tajikistanball, and Iranball.African Unionball - Unites all
8balls (except
Western Saharaball) and in its clay to become
. It will remove civil war and poverty from its clay.African Uniontangle
Arab Leagueball - Unites all Arab countries to become
United States of Arabiatangle
. If it eliminatesIsraelcube,
United States of Arabiatangle
will eliminate sectarian and tribal divides, solve ethnic and religious problems, and revive pan-Arabism. If it doesn't unite Arab countries to becomeUnited States of Arabiatangle
, it will becomeArab Uniontangle
, similar toEUball.
Argentinaball - Becomes
.Argentinatangle
Argentinaball then uses its new MAZORCA POWER to Anschluss
Paraguayball,
Uruguayball,
Falklandsball,
Boliviaball,
Chileball,
Equatorial Guineaball, and
Brazilball. Then, it will turn Peruball into
a protectorateball, who will then invade the Central American countryballs to create the puppet state of
Central Americaball. Then, the Anschluss of
Equatorial Guineaball might result in
African Unionball becoming
andAfrican Uniontangle
easily defeating them because of its whiteness. After this, it will AnschlussArgentinatangle
UKball to be full European and join
EUball, but
NATOball will defend
UKball, resulting in
removing theArgentinatangle
NATOball members.
Armeniaball - Grows up and begins to reunite with
Artsakhball and Javakhetiball. It will also attack
Azerbaijanball, some part of
Iranball,
Iraqball,
Israelcube,
Palestineball,
Lebanonball,
Syriaball, and some part of
Türkiyeball, it Will revenge to
Pakistanball for not recognising it. But it might want to watch out for
this guy.
Austriaball - Becomes another kingdom and Anschlusses
South Tyrolball and
Czechiaball, making
stronk.Hasburgtangle
Australiaball - Becomes
Commonwealth of Australiatangle
and Anschlusses all of the Pacific islands, allies withNew Zealandball,
Indonesiaball, and
Papua New Guineaball.
Bahamasball - Annexes
Turks and Caicosball to make
Greater Bahamasball
, making lots of tourist monies and the richest countryball in the Caribbean.Belarusball -
Ukraineball is attacked for hating
Russiaball.
Wow, nice prediction.Russiaball. and
GBEtangle
unite to formSoviet Uniontangle
.Bosniaball - Becomes the Republic of Bosnia and unites with
Croatiaball to become a valuable NATO state. Goes to war with
Serbiaball for apparent reasons. Albania and Kosovo will become true allies with Bosnia. It soon gains momentum to become a far-right state known as the Federation of Bosnia, a form that removes Serbs. The Croats revert into Ustase, dragging Bosnia with it.
Brazilball - becomes
and hues its way to victory. Anschlusses all of South America and probablyHuetangle
Panamaball and
Costa Ricaball. However, it heads to
Portugalball and forces the Portuguese to accept the Brazilians as their only ally. It then Anschlusses all tourists
because you're going to Brazil.Bruneiball - Becomes
Bolkiahreichtangle
and Anschlusses Borneo.Bulgariaball - To become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a pro-Russian countryball and begins a series of mobilizations. As a result,
Serbiaball,
Greeceball, and
Türkiyeball will be on alert.
Croatiaball will revert to the far-right, leading to the return of the Ustase.
Burkina Fasoball - Becomes
Burkina Faso Empiretangle
AnschlussTogoball and
Beninball for stealing the coastline, allies with
Côte d'Ivoireball and
Ghanaball and assainating
New Zealandball for being larger.
Burundiball - Becomes
Kingdom of Burundiball
Allies withRwandaball and anschluss
Democratic Republic of the Congoball,
Tanzaniaball,
Ugandaball, and
Kenyaball plus it will removing all protesters and corruptions so make them peacefully.
Cambodiaball - becomes
and Anschlusses Thailandball, Laosball, and Vietnamball.Khmer Empiretangle
Canadaball - Becomes
and begins to unleash its Canadian powers by spreading maple syrup, hockey, and poutine, outlawing the usage of firearms in every country, and casting the world into an eternal winter. It begins its multicultural policy by forcibly demandingCommonwealth of Canadatangle
Alaskaball,
Greenlandball, and
Icelandball to sign an agreement with it. Since Trudeau is re-elected with a minority government, Canadaball will need approval from the conservatives or the NDP. If Trudeau is kicked out in a No-Confidence motion, the Conservatives will remove Trudeau for being a stupid leader. Canadaball will 100% NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process. Canada shall do whatever it takes to protect Niagara Falls from American influence and intimidate and BLAME
CHINABALL FOR
COVID-19.
Canadian Province/Territoryballs:
Quebecball - Becomes
, finally breaking free ofQuebecsphere
Canadaball and Anschlussing
Saint Pierre and Miquelonball,
French Guianaball, and
Canadaball
Chadball - Becomes
and Anschlusses all ofChadtangle
Africa and then steals both
USAball and
Russiaball's nukes to nuke
Both Virgan islands and
Equally Virgin State.
Chileball - Becomes
, takes all the coasts, and AnschlussesChileworm
Peruball,
Boliviaball, or
Argentinaball. If it Anschlusses Boliviaball, then it will (kinda) get its coast back, meaning it can into sea again.
Chinaballs - See below for separate Chinese Anschluss modes.
Chinaball (People's Republic) - Becomes
and begins to use the world's Huawei cellphone to hack into every countryball with a bad relationship with China or Russia. China then focuses on PLAN 2. Since the Chinese do not rely on gaining territory, it will focus on Anschlussing their economy that they will eventually fall and their people will starve. It will get all the G20 members shocked by becoming so popular that it will take control of the world's stock markets and economy. It will ensure that both the economies ofPeople's Republic of Chinatangle
Taiwanball,
Mongoliaball,
Vietnamball,
Thailandball,
Myanmarball,
Laosball,
Cambodiaball,
Malaysiaball,
Tringapore,
Indonesiaball,
Philippinesball,
Bruneiball,
Timor-Lesteball,
Palauball,
Guamball,
Northern Mariana Islandsball,
North Koreaball,
South Koreaball, and
Japanball will be under its mercy. This will piss the EUROPEANS OFF BY imposing tariffs while being endorsed by
Biden, and
EUball AGREES TO put an economic sanction on China. In any case, it will start a massive Economic Recession and a GREAT DEPRESSION. Who will win? Russia will 100% back China with its economic sanctions against those who disagree. IF ALL ABOVE FAILS, China will operate PLAN 3 and launch a
COVID-19-based infection into any countryball that hates it. Those under its list will be TOTALLY UNDER
WUHANBALL'S Grip of Control.
Chinaball (Republic, Taiwan) - Becomes
and AnschlussesThe True Republic of Chinatangle
PRCball,
Hong Kongball,
Macauball,
Tuvaball,
Mongoliaball,
Gorno-Badakhshanball, and some parts of
Myanmarball. It will then go to war with
Vietnamball,
Laosball, and
North Koreaball; remove socialism there to revive the
Republic of Vietnamball and
Kingdom of Laosball; and reunite the
Republic of Korea. The USA will support China as both nations are considered allies. It also improves its relationships with western and Southeast Asian countries. Then, it installs freedom and democracy over its clay until a
far-right party
wins over 18% of the vote in the general elections.
Colombiaball - Becomes
and AnschlussesColombiatangle
Panamaball,
Venezuelaball,
Ecuadorball, north
Loretoball, and northwest
Amazonasball. May also Anschluss
Guyanaball and
Trinidad and Tobagoball.
COVID-19 - Joins its Alpha, Delta, and Omicron variants to become
. It then AnschlussesSuper Coronavirustangle
Chinaball,
EUball,
USAball,
UKball,
Indiaball,
South Africaball, and
Botswanaball. It then mutates and Anschlusses
Taiwanball and
New Zealandball. Finally, after joining forces with SARS and MERS, its capital will be
.Wuhantangle
Croatiaball - Reverts into Ustase and allies with
Bosniaball. It then unleashes terror upon society by forcing
NATOball and
UNball to recognize the state as the only successor of
Yugoslaviaball. It then declares a holy war against the Non-Catholics. Finally, it pushes every state to recognize it as the only legitimate West, Central, and Southern Slavic state that is not superior to Serbian. HOLY ****, it just took out
Bulgariaball and
Italyball. Then, it takes
the Americas and
Asia before destroying
COVID-19 and defeating
Chinaball.
Cubaball - Teams up with Russia, China, and the other commies to become File:Cuba-icon (tangle).png Cubatangle and remove USA and take over the entirety of America. It will also annex
Puerto Ricoball for being capitalist and also stealing his flag. It will then anschluss the world if it wants.
Czechiaball - Allies and fight with
Slovakiaball to become
Czechiatangle
. It then removes theCommies and takes out its revenge on
Russiaball and
Germanyball for 1939 and 1968.
CSAball - Finally breaks free of
USAball's control and unites all
Southern stateballs to form the
. It takes out its revenge onDixiesphere
USAball by starting a second civil war. It will Anschluss all
Caribbean countryballs,
Colombiaball,
HUEBrazilball,Guyanaball,
Surinameball,
French Guianaball,
Venezuelaball, removing
hue,
communism,
kebab,
homosexuals,
Rastafari,
drug removers, and
kosher. After the victory, it will invade Africa and enslave all
8balls (except for
Liberiaball and
New Abyssiniaball), including those in its clay and the respective clays of the countries it Anschlussed. Suppose it fails to Anschluss Africa fast enough. In that case, all African countryballs will unite with
African Unionball, causing it to become
to defend itself. It will also commit genocide against allAfrican Uniontangle
3balls.
Democratic Republic of the Congoball - Unites with
Republic of the Congoball and becomes
. It AnschlussesRepublic of Zairetangle
Cabindaball,
Rwandaball, and
Burundiball. Then, it takes revenge on
Belgiumball for Leopold II for genociding its people's land.
Ecuadorball - Anschlusses Peruball!
Egyptball - Becomes
and AnschlussesMamlukrawr
Israelcube and
Palestineball.
Ethiopiaball - Restores the glorious House of Solomon to become
. AnschlussesEthiopian Empiretangle
all East African countries bordering its clay, removing
kebabs,
commies, and
homosexuals and spreading
Rastafarianism,
Christianity, and
Judaism. Will later team up with
Israelcube to remove
jihad from its clay and take out its revenge on
Italyball for invading Ethiopiaball in World War II.
EUball - Becomes the
. Anschlusses all European Union countries.EUtangle
Estoniaball - Unites with
Finlandball. However, if it wants to go by itself, it will become
. Will AnschlussNordic Estoniatangle
Finlandball and
The rest of the Nordic
ks. Then it AnschlussesThe Baltics. Then it removes
Communism,
Vodka, and
jihad.
Finlandball - Invites
Estoniaball into the Tasavalta. If Estoniaball is united with Finlandball, it will automatically into Nordic as it will become part of Finlandball and may drag
Latviaball and
Lithuaniaball into Nordic with it. Finland then takes out revenge on
Coloradoball for nuking it in South Park.
And maybe even6ball.
Franceball - Becomes the
. AnschlussesThird Napoleonic French Empiretangle
Belgiumball,
Netherlandsball,
Luxembourgball,
Switzerlandball, western
Germanyball,
Andorraball,
Cataloniaball and northern
Italyball. Turns eastern
Germanyball into satellite states. It will also Anschluss former colonies (
Algeriaball and
Haitiball being the hardest to get) and spread Gulli, TV5Monde, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Xilam Animation, Okoo and FranceTelevisions around the world. It will anschluss Africa, such as territories of
French West Africaball,
French Equatorial Africaball,
Vietnamball,
Laosball,
Cambodiaball,
Quebecball,
Maineball, and
Louisianaball. NEVER surrender this time, fighting on until the very last man.
Germanyball - Becomes
(the Fourth Reich) 𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜ingReichtangle
Austriaball,
Polandball,
Alsaceball,
Denmarkball,
Luxembourgball,
Netherlandsball,
Belgiumball,
Czechiaball,
Liechtensteinball, and in some cases,
Italyball. May anschluss
Namibiaball during the process, and turn
Slovakiaball into a vassal state. The Mittelafrika plan will also be re-enacted, thus allowing the Reich to 𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜
central Africanballs such as
DR Congoball and
Cameroonball.
Norwayball,
Hungaryball.,
Serbiaball,
Romaniaball,
Moldovaball,
Belarusball, and
Ukraineball become puppet states.
Croatiaball will not be provoked either because it will revert into the far-right, leading to the return of the Ustase… Might bring back
Polen if bring back denbt monies.
Ghanaball - Unites with
Côte d'Ivoireball in order to form
Ashanti Empiretangle
and anschlussesTogoball,
Beninball and
Burkina Fasoball. Might also Anschluss
Englandball as revenge for being colonized previously. To secure not being recolonized, they might Anschluss
Franceball just to be safe.
Greeceball- Becomes
Byzantinetangle
and anschlussesNorth Macedoniaball,
Türkiyeball,
Cyprusball, Egyptball
Northern Cyprusball,
Albaniaball
Serbiaball. It will then turn into
Roman Empiretangle and anschlusses all former Roman clay.
Hong Kongball - Becomes
Pearl of the Orientball
and plans to anschluss the economies of
Taiwanball,
Macauball,
Chinaball, and
Tringapore.
Hungaryball - becomes
Magyartangle
and attacksSlovakiaball for revenge. Retake the vampire
Transylvaniaball and Serbian land
Vojvodinaball, allies with
Bosniaball,
Polandball so they don't call on NATO. Might even ally with
Austriaball to form
Austria-Hungarytangle.
Icelandball - Anschlusses
Faroe Islandsball becoming
, leading it to the annexation ofIt's Iceland Timetangle
Irelandball and
UKball.
Russiaball will love and marry Iceland, while it anchlusses
Franceball,
Germanyball,
Polandball, and maybe even
Austriaball if it's lucky enough.
Indiaball - Anschlusses
Pakistanball and
Bangladeshball and becomes
Bharattangle
. May also anschlussSri Lankaball,and in the most extreme case,NepalRawr,
Bhutanball,
Maldivesball
to become. In highly extreme case, India may also anschlussMyanmarball and
Afghanistanball
China.
Indonesiaball - Becomes
Invades and annexesMajapahittangle.
Timor-Lesteball and
Papua New Guineaball and rivals with Malaysia over Brunei and Singapore. If it wins, might anschluss
Tringapore,
Bruneiball, and
Malaysiaball,
Christmas Islandball,
Cocos Islandsball,
Palauball, and it will may Anschluss
Vanuatuball and removing
West Papuaball and plans to get revenge on
Japanball for Romusha which killed 4 million people. But it might want to watch out for
this guy...
Inuitball - With Conservative
Canadaball Inuitball unites all Inuit tribes into a single unified nation known as
Arctic Empiresphere and becomes a powerful Territory of Canadatangle
. Anschlusses Arcticgobin with all Arctic countries andAntarcticaball before declaring war on the colonizers who occupied it. In this case it will remove the Liberals (Especially Trudeau) from
Canadaball and suicide from
Greenlandball, before removing
kebab and
commie. Inuitball will end up anschlussing and holocausting the entire
seal population of its new clay.
Iranball - Anschlusses all stans (
Afghanistanball,
Tajikistanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball,
Pakistanball,
Kazakhbrick),
Azerbaijanball and
Armeniaball to become the
Third Persian Empiretangle. it will then proceed to declare war on all the Arab States that don't like it...... Watch out Saudi Arabia.
Iraqball - Becomes
. AnschlussesNeo-Babyloniatangle
Syriaball, Lebanonball,
Israelcube,
Palestineball,
Jordanball, Northwest
Saudi Arabiaball, and
Kuwaitball. If it is strong enough. It will declare war on
Iranball.
Israelcube - Anschlusses
Palestineball and turns itself into a
Tesseractal Nation
. If it teams up withEthiopiacubeandnbsp;(
African Puppet), it will end up causing Ethiopia to become theEthiopian Empiretangle
which will result in it anschlussing all West African countryballs bordering its clay and eventually the entire continent ofAfrica
and The Middle east and take out revenge on
Germanyball to Holocaust killing all
jews in 1939 under the semities rule.
Cannot into europe because no semites in europeIt might want to watch out forthis guy however.
ISISball- Becomes
and blows up everyone, especiallyISIStangle
USAball,
Russiaball,
Israelcube, all
EUball members,
NATOball members and
Saudi Arabiaball. HAHAHAHA ALLAH AKBAR (Explosion).
Italyball- Becomes
Rometangle
and anschlussesPortugalball,
Spainball,
Andorraball,
Franceball,
Sloveniaball,
Albaniaball,
Kosovoball,
Montenegroball,
Serbiaball,
Bulgariaball,
UKball (
Englandball,
Walesball),
Romaniaball and
Moldovaball and
Greeceball. May also anschluss
Libyaball,
Eritreaball,
Somaliaball,
Egyptball, and
Tunisiaball and to the most extreme case, would anschluss
Ethiopiaball,
Asia Minor.
Japanball - Becomes the
Japanese Empiretangle and launches a new era of Japanese Pro-Conservative Kawaii based Imperialism. it will summon a stand called "Rising Sun" and anschlusses
South Koreaball,
North Koreaball,
Taiwa— Shit! it anschluss
Hong Kongball and coastal territories of Southeast Asia (become the Difficult hard to target because many Southeast asia countryballs could anschluss others Countryballs) including
Vietna- oh Shit! it anschluss
Cambodiaball,
Thaila- what it Anschluss
Laosball,
Myanmarball,
Malays- wait what! it Anschluss
Tringapore and
Bruneiball again,
Indonesi- FUCK! it Just Anschluss
Timor-Lesteball, but will possibly want to avoid
this guy, any other Pro-American countries,
Pearl Harbour,
Pinoy, and
This guy too as Japan may want to careful with Biden and remain friendly with it. But all others bow to the resurrected Rising Sun!
Kazakhbrick - Becomes the
Kazakh Khanatesquare
. Allies withRussiaball. Anschlusses the other
Stans except Kyrgyzstan and would totally ally with
Mongoliaball turning it into the
Mongolian Empire
. After which they will both gang up on the world and cause the Mongolian Golden Horde to rise up again!Kenyaball - it will become
Kenyatangle
and will anschlussSomaliaball and
South Sudanball for clay disputes and invasion.
Kuwaitball - Becomes the
. AnschlussSumerian Empiresphere
Saudi Arabiaball,
Türkiyeball,
Syriaball,
Iranball, and its revenge to
Iraqball for anschlussing them in 1990.
Lebanonball - Blanda up with
Tunisiaball to create
and grows its navy to be stronger than the UK's.Phoeniciatangle
Lesothoball - It will Suicide and become
Second Kingdom of Basutolandtangle
allied withEswatiniball and anschluss
South Africaball Yeets
Greenlandball for being a highest Suicide.
Latviaball - Anschlusses
Estoniaball,
Lithuaniaball, and
Kaliningrad to form the 🥔
Baltic Empire of Latvia
🥔Lithuaniaball - Unites with one and only great country
Polandball and becomes
. However, if it wants to go on her own, it will bring thePolish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtangle
Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball back to life.
Malawiball - It will may poor and becomes a
Nyasalandtangle
anschlussMozambiqueball,
Zambiaball,
Zimbabweball and it will may anschluss
Tanzaniaball for its river on its clay.
Malaysiaball - Becomes a POWERFUL federation under the name
. Invades and annexesMalaytangle
Tringapore,
Bruneiball, parts of
Pattani region and rival with Indonesia. If won, anschluss
Indonesiaball as well. Alternative case: Anschlusses
Tringapore,
Bruneiball, parts of
Pattani region, Sumatra island and Riau-Lingga archipelago to form
.Second Srivijayan Empiretangle
Madagascarball- Anschlusses
Mauritiusball,
Seychellesball,
Comorosball and
Mayotteball
Marshall Islandsball - Becomes
Bikinitangle, and anschlusses any country that hates Spongebob.
Mexicoball - Becomes
orMexican Empiretangle
. AnschlussesAztec Empiretangle
New Mexicoball,
Texasball,
Arizonaball,
Nevadaball and all Central America (You can keep
Utahball,
Gringo, but they are mine but
Californiaball is the hardest to get!)
Mongoliaball - Becomes
Second Mongol Empiretangle
and unleashes terror across the world. it teams up withKazakhbrick and
Russiaball, and together anschluss,
South Koreaball,
North Koreaball,
Myanmarball. Then the Triple Empires turn
Iranball,
Afghanistanball,
Tajikistanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball, western
Pakistanball,
Azerbaijanball,
Armeniaball,
Iraqball,
Türkiyeball,
Georgiaball, the remainder of
Ukraineball and
Moldovaball into Khanates. In any case, we can safely assume that it will remove
Kim family from the Korean Peninsula along with any threat of North Koreaball ever can into nuking it, its Western allies or the rest of Asia.
Moroccoball - Becomes
. AnschlussesMoroccotangle
Western Saharaball,
Ceutaball, and
Melillaball.
NATOball - Anschlusses all European countries, all North American countries, and all major non-NATO allies. And kills
Putin.
NepalRawr: Annexes
Bhutanball,
Sikkimball and
Tibetball and becomes the
Rawr Federation of Himalaya
Netherlandsball - Anschlusses
Belgiumball,
Luxembourgball, all
7balls, and all ex-colonyballs (
Indonesiaball being the hardest to get), becoming
.Second Dutch Empiretangle
Nigerball - Unite with
Nigeriaball and Become a
AnschlussGreater Songhai Empiretangle
Burkina Fasoball,
Chadball, and
Maliball and they will slam
Norwayball for making fun about its low HDI.
Nigeriaball - it will become
and will ansclussNigeriatangle
Franceball and
Englandball because of causing neocolonial pain in a part of its clay, also it Will may Scamming
Venezuelaball for being larger and thus everyone else for money.
Norwayball - Anschlusses
Swedenball to become the
Norway-Sweden Empiresphere
and anschlussesFaroe Islandsball,
Isle of Manball,
Icelandball,
Greenlandball- wait it anschlussed Canadaball too and takes revenge on
Germanyball for anschlussing it in 1940. it
will also gather the Satanic power of black metal and death metal music to play super loud guitar, burn churches, commit murder and finally commit suicide. YEET.New Zealandball - becomes
New Zeatangle
by regaining its sunken clay (including Norfolk Islandball). May also anschlussSamoaball for being a former colony.
Nordicballs - Fuse together and turn into
Scandinaviatangle
. After that, nothing else specific to this happens.North Koreaball - Turns into
True Koreatangle
and attempts to anschlussSouth Koreaball to form a
United Koreaball and nukes everyone in the
world and kicks
Malawiball's ass for being larger
if its button is working. But it better watch out forthis guy
Northern Cyprusball - Becomes True Cyprustangle. Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, removing all gyro in the process.
Pakistanball - becomes
Mughaltangle
, gets Kashmir and anschlussesIndiaball, Bangladeshball, Nepalrawr, and Afghanistanball.
Palestineball - becomes
and causes 3rd Intifada. KillsPalestinetangle
Israelcube and
Kosovoball for annoying him.
Papua New Guineaball - Becomes
Papua New Guineasphere
AnschlussSolomon Islandsball,
Vanuatuball, unite with
West Papuaball and eats
Swedenball into cannibal for being larger but they might be watchout for
This guy.
Peruball - becomes
Inca Empiretangle
and anschlusses all ofEcuadorball,
Colombiaball,
Chileball,
Boliviaball,
Paraguayball,
Argentinaball,
Uruguayball,
Some antarctic territories,
Acreball,
Venezuelaball,
Falklandsball,
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball then proceeds to win every Football Cup possible, after that it anschlusses all east countryballs
New Zealandball,
Australiaball,
Papua New Guineaball,
Malaysiaball,
Philippinesball,
Japanball and the eastern parts of every country in Asia like what it did to Ecuadorball in 1941. After using all of its power on the annexations,
Raleighball,
Hoogstratenball and
Aerican Empireball join it, with this new power, it fully defeats
Shining Pathball and every communist rebellion in its clay. When victorious, it just sits in its sofa, turns on its cable TV and decides to watch the new Ampay in Canal 2, Latina, along with some Doña Pepa snacks. ¡La vida es buena!
Polandball - Unites with one and only great country
Lithuaniaball and becomes the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
. Will also anschlussUkraineball
Belarusball,
Latviaball, Southern
Estoniaball,
Germanyball,
Kaliningradball and other provinces of
Russiaball,
Austriaball,
South Tyrolball,
Czechiaball and Slovakiaball,
snap half ofCameroonball into Poland,
Crimeaball,
Trinidad and Tobagoball,
Gambiaball,
Corsicaball,
Sardiniaball,
Illinoisball,
Manitobaball,
Wisconsinball,
Michigancube, parts of
Greeceball, Western
Italyball,
FLAG STEALER! and then anschlusses
Hungaryball with
Black Pantherball and
8balls. Then Poland gets sweet revenge on
UKball by anschlussing almost all its former colonies to rule the world (
UKball included but it will not anchluss
USAball,
Pakistanball,
} Palestineball or
Bangladeshball). It will then anchluss Franceball's colonies as well! It will also capture
Moscowball and split
Russiaball with
America controlling the east side of Russia and
Turkestan to get revenge on
Russia about what have done to
it and
Lithuania in the past causing Russia to lose all its hope to the two sides. Poland STRONK! DEATH TO RUSSIAN AGGRESSION! Anyway, it will revert to it's ball form, ruling the world as a supervillain. But it might want to watch out for
these guys.
Portugalball - Anschlusses all its ex-colonies (
Brazilball being the hardest to get) to form the
Portuguese Empiretangle
.Philippinesball- Turns into
Philippinestangle
and Anschluss Drug Dealers, Drug users,communists, rebels,
criminals, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers and undeveloped communityballs in order to establish developed yet modernized cities with fully disciplined community residents in its clay. It will also attempt to get vengance on
USAball and maybe
USAball's parent.
- When anschulled by
these three, it turns into
Katipunantangle
and seeks liberty and killing its oppressors by beheading them with its bolo and bleeding them with its revolver.
- When anschulled by
Romaball - Unites with all gypsies to form
Gypsytangle.
Romaniaball - Becomes
Romaniatangle
. They anschlussBulgariaball,
Ukraineball,
Moldovaball,
Czechiaball,
Slovakiaball
Southern Germanyball, and small parts in
Greeceball,
Türkiyeball,
Bosniaball,
Austriaball,
Belarusball,
Macedoniaball and tiny parts in
Italyball. Romania will ally with
Serbiaball.
Russiaball - Becomes
and turns into aSecond Soviet Uniontangle
Communist. It creates a tripartite alliance with
Kazakhbrick,
Belarusball,
Serbiaball,
Mongoliaball, and
Chinaball regardless of political stance. It then strikes
these two ports,
North Koreaball,
South Koreaball,
Ukraineball,
Finlandball,
Estoniaball,
Latviaball,
Lithuaniaball,
Polandball,
Armeniaball,
Azerbaijanball,
Moldovaball,
Romaniaball,
Bulgariaball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Georgiaball,
Tajikistanball, and
Afghanistanball, spreading
communism in the process.
Russiaball can also into
and AnschlussesRussian Empiretangle
Ukraineball,
Belarusball,
Estoniaball,
Latviaball,
Lithuaniaball,
Polandball,
Armeniaball,
Georgiaball,
Kazakhbrick,
Uzbekistanball,
Azerbaijanball,
Kyrgyzstanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Tajikistanball, and
Alaskaball.
Saudi Arabiaball - Turns into
Rasidunsphere
and conquers all Islamic countryballs, as well withGreeceball,
Armeniaball,
Franceball,
Myanmarball, and
Serbiaball for all being kebab removers.
Senegalball - Becomes
. AnschlussesSenegaltangle
Gambiaball.
Serbiaball - Becomes
. Anschlusses Srpska,Yugoslaviatangle
Kosovoball,
Macedoniaball,
Sloveniaball,
Bulgariaball,
Montenegroball, and
Albaniaball. Removes
kebab in the process.
Somaliaball - When Somalia wants to become a powerful state again, it becomes
, it will annex with its pirate powersGreater Somaliatangle
the successful seperatist,
the unsuccsessful one and
stolen territory back into its rightful placer and remove
terrorist with Somalia's super-cool pirate powers and help from
Arab Leagueball. May even take in the most extreme cases, the eastern strip (to gain more access to the red sea)
Eritreaball,
Kenyaball as well as
Ethiopia's Sepratist Kebabs into its territoy
(As puppet states)and let them join theArab Leagueball to make another Ethiopian Civil War and free
Palestineball (will also join
Arab Leagueball (even though
Saudi Arabiaball might not like it) so we join forces as arabs so
THE ULTIMATE ENEMY WILL DIE!
South Koreaball - Becomes
. Attempts to AnschlussSouth Koreatangle
North Koreaball
and Jiandaoball, becoming aUnited Koreaball.
South Africaball - Anschlusses
Namibiaball and later
Lesothoball and
Eswatiniball for clay to form the
Union of South Africatangle.
South Sudanball - Becomes
South Sudantangle
AnschlussSudanball,
Ethiopiaball, and
Kenyaball and it will shooting
- for being larger.
Spainball - Anschlusses all of its ex-colonies with (
Mexicoball and
Argentinaball being the hardest to get) to form the
Spanish Empiretangle
and/or also will dissolveCataloniaball, anschluss
Portugalball and possibly
Brazilball and all of the remaining Portuguese ex-colonies to form the
Spanish Empiretangle and Iberian Unionball
.Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of
Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and
Andorraball to remove paella from its clay and become
. In response, Spainball will go berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in its clay.Catalan Republictangle
will join forces withCatalan Republictangle
Basqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become
.EuskaraUFO
will then anschluss all of southern franceball as revenge for assimilating catalans and occitans in franceball.Catalan Republictangle
Basqueball - With the aid of its
6ball brethren,
Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become
. It will then unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab, and baguette from its clay and the respective clays of its new Basque states.EuskaraUFO
Spainball to holocaust all Basqueballs in its clay. In response, it will unite with
Cataloniaball, causing it to become
. Both will take out their revenge onCatalan Republictangle
Spainball and
surrenderlandFranceball. When all scores have been settled and favors have been repaid,
will bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with its intergalactic brethren.EuskaraUFO
Galiciaball - Anschlusses
Northern Portugalball,
El Bierzoball,
Eonaviaball, and
Buenos Airesball and becomes
.Regnum Suevorumtangle
Sudanball becomes
Sudan Empiretangle
and AnschlussesBir Tawilball,
South Sudanball,
Eritreaball, and
Djiboutiball. Will also remove protesters in the process. But it might want to avoid
this guy.
Swedenball- Becomes the
. AnschlussesBörksphere
Finlandball,
Estoniaball,
Latviaball, and
Saint Petersburgball to relive its imperial glory, spreading Minecraft throughout the World. It may also attempt to colonize
Indiaball and if it succeeds at doing so it will blow up the T-Series H.Q. Will also blow up Pew Die Pie to 1st place and the Cocomelon H.Q. to 2nd place.
Switzerlandball - becomes
and takes overSwiss Confederationtangle
Liechtensteinball before revealing it took off its neutrality and conquering
Austr- HOLY CRAP, it JUST TOOK OVER
Franceball AND
Germanyball ENTIRELY! it also got
Liechtensteinball. Wow good lord it will go neutral after...
Syriaball - Anschlusses southeast
Türkiyeball,
Cyprusball,
Lebanonball,
Israelcube,
Palestineball,
Egyptball, north
Sudanball,
Iraqball,
Kuwaitball, north
Saudi Arabiaball and western
Iranball to form the
Neo-Assyriatangle
.Thailandball - Anschlusses
Laosball and becomes
Siamtangle.
Tringapore - Becomes
Singapyramid
and anschlusses Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Brunei, forming the triangles of East Asia.Tongaball - Activates Tonga time, becoming
. AnschlussesTu'itangle
Tuvaluball,
Fijiball,
Hawaiiball,
Nauruball, Wallis and Futunaball, part of
Solomon Islandsball,
Kiribatiball, and
Samoaball, as well as all three dependencies
of
New Zealandball, and putting the Volcano to
Tringapore clay for being larger. And also removes all tsunamis from clay.
Türkiyeball - Becomes
. AnschlussesNeo-Ottoman Empiretangle
Syriaball,
Iraqball,
Lebanonball,
Israelcube,
Jordanball
Saudi Arabiaball, all Cypriot island,
Kuwaitball,
Bulgariaball,
Greeceball,
Albaniaball
all of the north afircan countries
Somaliaball,
Djiboutiball and
Macedoniaball Also removes
Areniaball, and turns
Romaniaball and possibly
Moldovaball into vassal states.
Ugandaball - Finally finds da wae and follows it to become
Ugandatangle
. Removes allhomosex and Ugandan Knuckles from its clay and the respective clays of all other East African states bordering it by anschlussing them. They'll also abduct
Israelcube and lock it up in Entebbe airport.
UKball - Becomes the
Britangle
. Anschlusses all ex-colonies (USAball being the hardest to get) and blows up
Sealandball. After that moment, it goes to Asia and attacks
Chinaball for establishing the national security law on
Hong Kongball. Hongkongers want annexation so the British and the Chinese signed the "Sino-British Split Declaration" which is a treaty to legally Anschluss Hong Kong as a British Dependent Territory for 40 years. After 40 years, Hong Kong will be successfully independent as a sovereign state under the official name
Commonwealth of Hong Kong.
Ukraineball - Restores
Cossack Hetmanaterawr, which makes
kurwa very angry. Starts to retake its western clay as well as Crimeaball and Kubanball, creating
Greater Ukrainerawr
and begins to remove
vodka and
kurwa from the premises.
Uruguayball - Anschlusses
Sulball and revenge to
Oregonball for Homer Simpson calling it U R Gay.
USAball - Uses the
Manifest Destiny to get more land and becomes
Muricatangle
. it will do the following: DestroyJustin Trudeau, Annex
Greenlandball,
Cubaball,
Mexicoball,
Icelandball,
Bahamasball,
Liberiaball, and all of the Trust Territories. May also anschluss
Saint Pierre and Miquelonball,
Bermudatriangle,
Turks and Caicosball,
Cayman Islandball,
Jamaicaball,
British Virgin Islandsball,
Guatemalaball,
Japanball,
North Koreaball,
South Koreaball,
Iraqball,
Afghanistanball,
Belizeball, and all ex-colonyballs (
Philippinesball being the hardest to get). Will also remove all
3balls, beat up the
commies, spread freedom and obesity democracy, nuke
North Koreaball, deport all
Mexicans, remove all
jihadists, try as hard as it can to engage
Chinaball in a trade war, and build a
glorious wall in the process. But it might want to watch out for
this guy.
Illinoisball - When it puts on its hat, or someone mocks its name, it becomes
🌽 Illinoiscob
.
Uzbekistanball - Becomes
. AnschlussesUzbekistantangle
Kazakhbrick
Kyrgyzstanball
Tajikistanball
Turkmenistanball
Vaticanball - Anschlusses all
Catholic countries and becomes
it will then attempt to unite all Christian countries so that it can into one last Crusade to removeChristangle.
jihad,
homosex,
Satanism, blasphemy, abortion and heresy from the face of the planet Earth.
Venezuelaball - Anschluss
Colombiaball to become
and expands toSecond Republic of Maduroreich
Guyanaball,
Ecuadorball,
Costa Ricaball, and
Panamaball after then it going to plan to Destroying
USAball and
NATOball and Removing Juan Guaido so makes Nicolas Maduro Happy.
Vietnamball - Becomes
. AnschlussesDaivietangle
Cambodiaball and
Laosball and vassalize all other Southeast Asian countryballs to become the Socialist Empire of Vietnamtangle (eh, what?). May also decide to re-humiliate
USAball in the process. Might want to challenge its archenemy
Chinaball to a last battle deciding who owns the Paracel and Spratly Islands, BUT BE CAREFUL OF THE CORONAVIRUS...
Vanuatuball - become
Second Republic of Franceville
anschlussSolomon Islandsball,
Australiaball,
New Caledoniaball, and
Fijiball allied
West Papuaball to remove
Indonesiaball, slap
Finlandball face for making fun about its happiest rate, Kicking
Qatarball's oil for being larger.
Yemenball - Anschluss
Omanball to become
. AnschlussRepublic of Yementangle
Somaliaball,
Djiboutiball,
Eritreaball and they will revenge to
UAEball and
Saudi Arabiaball for making conflict of its clay.
Zambiaball - Unites with
Zimbabweball and becomes
Kingdom of Rhodesiatangle
AnschlussMalawiball,
Mozambiqueball and
South Africaball and it will retake
Katangaball from
Democratic Republic of the Congoball and more Coppers as it will can.
Zimbabweball - They will inflate to become
. Allies withSecond Republic of Zimbabwetangle
Venezuelaball and Anschluss
Mozambiqueball,
Botswanaball,
South Africaball,
Namibiaball, and
Zambiaball and they will revive
Robert Mugabe.
Space Anschluss[edit | edit source]
Andromedaspiral - Anschlusses
Milky Wayspiral to become
🌌 Milkomedaball
.6ball - Anschlusses
Earthball and other planets.
Black Holeball becomes
Black Holetangle
to Anschluss planets, stars, light, etc.Supermassive Black Holeball becomes Supermassive Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, light, etc. (Maybe the entire universe)
Sunball - becomes a
red giant
tangleball and AnschlussesMercuryball,
Venusball, and (most likely)
Earthball.
WASP-12ball - In 10 million years, WASP-12ball will Anschluss
WASP-12bball.
WASP-18ball - Less than one million years from now, WASP-18ball will Anschluss WASP-18bball.
Kepler-56ball - Will become a
red giant
tangleball and will Anschluss Kepler-56bball (in 130 million years) and Kepler-56cball (in 155 million years).Marsball - Will Anschluss
Phobospotato in 50 million years.
Neptuneball - Will Anschluss
Tritonball in 3.6 billion years.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Third Reichtangle anschlussing other balls. Includes upset Russian SFSRball, its parent Soviet Unionball and UKball looking after its nephews who have joined Free Franceball.
ROK Armed Forcesball transforms into Republic of Korea Armed Forcestangle and anschlusses North Koreaball
Russian Empireball's anschluss mode.
Links[edit | edit source]
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ German: [ˈʔanʃlʊs] (
listen)
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