Swedish Empireball

Great Börk EmpireballSwedish Empireball: Stormaktstiden
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Stormaktstiden!, I am not a rawr, i'm a ball!
General information
Government	Absolute monarchy
Personality	Strong, cold
Language(s)	Swedish Finnish Norwegian Estonian Sami languages Low German Latin Livonian Latvian Danish Russian
Capital	Stockholmball
Religion	Christianity Protestantism Lutheranism
Relations and opinions
Friends	Kingdom of Franceball Cossack Hetmanateball Daughter Ottoman Empireball Child
Enemies	Denmark-Norwayball FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME FALL, I DON'T CARE FOR YOU TO TAKE FINLAND BUT YOU FUCKING TAKE ÅLAND AS WELL, FUCK YOU AND ALL OF YOUR VODKA (since 1809) Poland-Lithuaniaball Habsburg Empireball Brandenburg-Prussiaball ( Mostly ) Go shit yourself
Likes	Cannon, colonies, hegemony, invading other Nordic countries, Sabaton , Carolus Rex , Gustav iii
Dislikes	Having it's clay stolen
Historical information
Preceded by	Kalmar Unionball
Succeeded by	Sweden-Norwayball
Is of importants
Can into space?	It can enter the space of the Holy Roman Empireball.
Börk	Still the founder of Börk, ;)
Food	The corpse of the Holy Roman Empireball
Status
Dead
Notes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDKB4kT3o1w this was probably played at its funeral

Swedish Empireball was a major European power that had large amounts of influence in Scandinavia, the Baltic, and some German states. It reached the height of its power during the Second Northern War but began to degrade after the Scanian war.

Personality

Unlike its descendant, the Swedish Empire was very strong and never neutral. If there were excuses at any time, it would attack the nearby nations. It liked to colonize other continents, eat his favorite Swedish food, and the most wonderful, destroy Holy Roman Empireball its conquests are why Minecraft and IKEA are everywhere.

History

After rebelling against Kalmar Unionball and Denmarkball, under Gustav I in 1521, Sweden decided to do some violent conquering and went on to take Estoniaball in the Livonian War, parts of Holy Roman Empireball and then set up colonies in America and Africa.

Parts of New Jersey and Delaware were once its colonies and will be once again.

In 1592, Sweden's heir to the throne was the king of Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball, Sigismund III, and Sweden’s King John died. But Sweden didn't want to be part of them, so it successfully rebelled in 1600. Sweden would remain independent.

In 1635 , Sweden joined the Thirty Years war against Habsburgball and invade Pomerania ( Modern Day Western-Poland ). And alongside Electorate of Saxonyball fought against the Habsburgs. Despite winning major victories, the war turned against them as the Spanish Empireball joined against them and they lost their king. Thankfully, Kingdom of Franceball Distracted the Spanish , and the swedes were able to besiege Prague. The treaty of Osnabrück gave Sweden a foothold on Germany.

Then Denmarkball, Poland-Lithuaniaball and Russiaball decided to gangbang Sweden! Sweden was stronk but not stronk enough, it defeated Denmarkball and Poland-Lithuaniaball but after a long and hard fight, ultimately fell.

Then it joined a union with Norwayball so it wouldn't explode. Sverige skall bli en stark imperium igen!

It has had a lot of wars with Russiaball and Denmarkball.

Sabaton made a couple of songs, being the most recent "Livgardet", which talks about the Life Guards, Personal Royal guards of the Swedish Monarchy.

Relationships

Friends

• Kingdom of Franceball - My closest friend, the other neighbors basically just love to put up a fight against us. A long time friend, help each other's war!
• Cossack Hetmanateball - You are a faraway ally, yet you helped me against That Bitch during the Great Northern War. Therefore I am very grateful.
• Ottoman Empireball - Yet another friend from Istanbul. This time he sheltered my king and even defeated the Habsburgball.

Neutrals

• Electorate of Saxonyball - I know our relationship is complicated. Even though you helped me win great victories in Germany, you betrayed me in the Great Northern War because your king is also the King of Poland-Lithuaniaball. So I can understand, I guess?
• Dutch Republicball - You stole my American Colony from me. But you gave me some financial aid.

Enemies

• Tsardom of Russiaball - The biggest enemy, it always wanted to sea, so we fight a big one!
• Poland-Lithuaniaball - The shit rival every time I fought so I can win!
• Habsburgball - You stopped my invasions! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO so I can realize my United States of Börk REMOVE!
• Denmark-Norwayball - Is still mad at me for killing our parent.
• Brandenburg-Prussiaball - You are such an ungrateful brat! I have you access to the sea yet you betrayed me TWICE! I wish I had annexed you earlier.

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