|“||I am of next US state!||”|
|“||Despacito, Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito||”|Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball , officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish, is an independent country unincorporated territory of USAball living in the Caribbean. While he doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, he is very close to his two siblings Cubaball and Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving its a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, he has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricoballs moving to USAball's mainland clay (especially these states) due to recent natural tragedies like Maria and Irma.
His national day is June 10th.
Puerto Ricoball is usually very nice to anyone, but he gets very mad if he gets confused with Cubaball. He can also get very cocky.
He is also thinking more every day about returning to live with Spainball due to USAball not letting him into America. Sometimes, he is of flirty. He also forgets he's not an independent nation...
Between 3000 and 2000 BCE the Ortoiroid 3balls were the first people to inhabit Puerto Rico. In between 430 BCE and 1000 AD the Arawak and Saladoid tribes. In 1493 the Genovese captain Christopher Columbus landed on the island. By 1550 many of the 3ball natives had died. The Spanish Empireball finnally annexed Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico was a key part of the spanish empire. The island was a important military base. Puerto Rico remained a part of Spainball long after the napoleonic invasion of Spain, which caused almost the entire Spanish Empire to collapse. Then USAball went on a quick tour to La Havana and the ship exploted. USAball blamed Spainball because tensions were really high when it exploted and USAball invaded Cubaball, Philippinesball and Puerto Ricoball. For 2 years Puerto Rico was controlled by the Ministry of War and USAball generals, so USAball gave them a civilian goverment. In 1917 they became US citizens and since them a lot of the popultation is pushing for Statehood and in November the 3rd of 2020 Puerto Rico voted if to change it's status for the fifth time.
- Spainball - Madre
- Cubaball - Mi communist hermano, he wanted me to be independent. Also I can into inverted flags like him.
- Dominican Republicball - Another hermano, We play beisbol together.
- Serbiaball - Soy dont recognized kosovoball on its its yours mi amigo
- Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
- Mexicoball - I barely talk to her, it and I are in good terms, its culture and food is pretty popular. But it can't beat DESPACITO!!! Anyways, proud of you media hermana!
- Floridaball - Mi biological hermana, where Disney, Universal, beaches and alligators are there.
- United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago.
- British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's brothers. They're irrelevant.
- New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and his ancestry es en mi clay.
- Colombiaball - We do much business together, both legal and otherwise
- Navassa Islandball - I watch over him from Haitiball.
- Philippinesball - Asian adoptive hermana that likes Despacito so much
unlike PSY. Muchas Gracias!!!
- USAball - Adoptive papa. He doesn't want me to be a state. Why? Plus I don't get Independence either! *cries*
- Texasball - Rebellious nephew y hijo de USAball and Mexicoball. Please secede so I can join statehood.
- South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. I fought its evil brother. However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! She is my music rival. SHE WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS. And also, what the hell is Baby Shark and why does it get more views than Despacito? and what is Dynamite?
- Venezuelaball - Mi hijo who needs help.
- DCball - The capitol he has wont let me become a state.
But i know he wants statehood too.
- North Koreaball - TODO POR LA PATRIA!
- Turkeyball - USA sanction its so REMOVE KEBAB!!!
- Kosovoball - USTED ES TIERRA SERBIANA