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“ | Despacito, Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito | ” |
“ | I love them Puerto Ricans. Even though they wash their ass about once a week. | ” |
— Puff Puff Humbert
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Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball , officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish, is an
independent country unincorporated territory of USAball living in the Caribbean. While it doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, it is very close to its two siblings
Cubaball and
Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital
San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving it a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, it has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricoballs moving to
USAball's mainland clay (especially
these states) due to recent natural tragedies like Maria and Irma.
Due to being a territory of USAball, it cannot into any international organizations. However, it does host a few
American military bases, which help give
NATOball influence in the Caribbean.
Its national day is June 10th.
Puerto Ricoball is usually very nice to anyone, but it gets very mad if it gets confused with Cubaball. It can also get very cocky.
It is also thinking more every day about returning to live with Sometimes, it is of flirty. It also forgets it's not an independent nation...
Spainball due to
USAball not letting it into America.
History[edit | edit source]
Between 3000 and 2000 BCE the Ortoiroid 3balls were the first people to inhabit Puerto Rico. In between 430 BCE and 1000 AD the
Tainoball,
Arawakball and
Saladoid tribes inhabited the clay.
In 1493 the Genovese captain Christopher Columbus landed on the island. By 1550 many of the
3ball natives had died. The
Spanish Empireball finally annexed Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico was a key part of
the Spanish empire. The island was a important military base. Its name wasn't always Puerto Rico. Before the Spanish came, it was called "Boriké" and then it was called San Juan Bautista and the capital was called Puerto Rico. Jealous of the name the capital had, he decided to switch it. However, it doesn't make sense for an archipelago to be called Puerto Rico as it means Rich Port.
Puerto Rico remained a part of
Spainball long after the
Napoleonic invasion of Spain, which caused almost the entire
Spanish Empire to collapse. Then
USAball went on a quick tour to
La Havana and the ship exploded.
USAball blamed
Spainball because tensions were really high when it exploded and
USAball invaded
Cubaball,
Philippinesball and Puerto Ricoball. Puerto Ricoball, rebellious at the time, copied its look from
Cubaball to show support to the Cuban and Puerto Rican wars for independence.
For 2 years Puerto Rico was controlled by the Ministry of War and
US generals, so
USAball gave them a civilian government. In 1917 they became
US citizens and since them a lot of the population is pushing for Statehood and in November the 3rd of 2020 Puerto Rico voted if to change it's status for the fifth time.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
Here are the colors of the flag of Puerto Rico[1] shown below:
Main Colors[edit | edit source]
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Red | 255, 0 ,0 | C0-M100-Y100-K0 | #FF0000 | |
Bright Blue | 0, 102, 255 | C100-M60-Y0-K0 | #0066FF | |
White | 255, 255, 255, | N/A | #FFFFFF |
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
Spainball - Parent. Our cultures are historically intertwined with one another, and it LOVES reggaeton just like me!
Republic of Cubaball - Mi sibling, it wanted me to be independent. Also I can into inverted flags like it. Real Cuba, Resto en paz…
Dominican Republicball - Another sibling, We play beisbol together.
Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
Mexicoball - I barely talk to it, but we are in good terms, and its culture and food is pretty popular. But it can't beat REGGAETON!!! Anyways, proud of you!
Floridaball - Mi biological sibling, where Disney, Universal, beaches and alligators are there. It also loves my reggaeton.
United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago.
Anschluss.British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's siblings. They're irrelevant.
Anschluss.New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and its ancestry es en mi clay.
Colombiaball - We do much business together, both legal and otherwise; it has also huge reggaeton scene. Gib J Balvin, plox
Navassa Islandball - I watch over it from Haitiball.
Philippinesball - Asian adoptive sibling that likes Despacito so much
unlike. Muchas Gracias!!!PSY
Panamaball - Another reggaeton amigo, and gets along with
adoptive papa as well. BIENVENIDOS A LA CRIPTA!
Ukraineball - BEST FRIEND!! Also, Crimea is yours and we both hate this
asshole who supports Cuba
Neutral[edit | edit source]
USAball - Adoptive parent. 70% of
USAball's rum comes from Puerto Ricoball. It doesn't want me to be a state. Why? Plus I can't get Independence either! *cries* Just PLEASE!! *sigh* But at least we now hate
commie sibling, and I guess maybe I should stay just a territory in case
puto communisto tries to attack me.
South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. We fought its
evil sibling )Korean War). However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! It is my music rival. It WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS. And also, what the hell is Baby Shark and why does it get more views than Despacito? and what is Dynamite?
Enemies[edit | edit source]
Venezuelaball - My sibling who needs help.
DCball - The capital of the land of the free, but it won't let me become a state.
But I know it wants statehood too.Cubaball (Since 2021) - Hermano who got mad at me for wanting to become a US state. Honestly, yo no even care. My mind has changed on you, and you are my ABSOLUTE WORST ENEMY NOW!! WHY DID YOU HATE ON
PADRE Y
MADRE?! OH, BECAUSE “CAPITALISMA ES MUY MAL Y ES DE PENDEJA MIERDA!” Your people are fine, BUT YOUR GOVERNMENT ES MIERDA!! REMOVE CASTRO!! PAPA ES STRONK! YOU ARE A COMMUNIST PUTO!!! Y DÉJAME EN JODER PAZ, I’M NOT YOURS, YOU FUCKING PUTO!!!!! I LIKE YOUR File:Cuba (Batista)-icon.png PAST SELF BETTER!!!
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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All together now: GIB INDEPENDENCE!!! |