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    I am of next USA-icon.png US state!
    PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Rico
    Despacito, Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
    PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Rico singing Despacito

    Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball , officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish, is an independent country unincorporated territory of USA-icon.png USAball living in the Caribbean. While it doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, it is very close to his two siblings Cuba-icon.png Cubaball and Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital San Juan-icon (Puerto Rico).png San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving its a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, it has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricoballs moving to USA-icon.png USAball's mainland clay (especially Texas-icon.png US Georgia-icon.png Florida-icon.png these states) due to recent natural tragedies like Maria and Irma.

    Due to being a territory of USA-icon.png USAball, it cannot into any international organizations. However, it does host a few USA-icon.png American military bases, which help give NATO-icon.png NATOball influence in the Caribbean.

    Its national day is June 10th.

    Puerto Ricoball is usually very nice to anyone, but it gets very mad if it gets confused with Cuba-icon.png Cubaball. It can also get very cocky. It is also thinking more every day about returning to live with Spain-icon.png Spainball due to USA-icon.png USAball not letting him into America. Sometimes, it is of flirty. It also forgets it's not an independent nation...


    Between 3000 and 2000 BCE the 3-icon.png Ortoiroid 3balls were the first people to inhabit Puerto Rico. In between 430 BCE and 1000 AD the Arawak-icon.png Arawak and 3-icon.png Saladoid tribes. In 1493 the Genovese captain Christopher Columbus-icon.png Christopher Columbus landed on the island. By 1550 many of the 3-icon.png 3ball natives had died. The Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball finnally annexed Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico was a key part of Spanish Empire-icon.png the spanish empire. The island was a important military base. PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Rico remained a part of Spain-icon.png Spainball long after the Napoleonic-icon.png napoleonic invasion of Spain, which caused almost the entire Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empire to collapse. Then USA-icon.png USAball went on a quick tour to Cuba-icon.png La Havana and the ship exploted. USA-icon.png USAball blamed Spain-icon.png Spainball because tensions were really high when it exploted and USA-icon.png USAball invaded Cuba-icon.png Cubaball, Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball and Puerto Ricoball. For 2 years Puerto Rico was controlled by the USA-icon (WW1soldier).png Ministry of War and USA-icon.png USAball generals, so USA-icon.png USAball gave them a civilian goverment. In 1917 they became USA-icon.png US citizens and since them a lot of the popultation is pushing for Statehood and in November the 3rd of 2020 Puerto Rico voted if to change it's status for the fifth time.



    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Parent. Our cultures are historically intertwined with one another, and it LOVES reggaeton just like me!
    • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Mi communist sibling, it wanted me to be independent. Also I can into inverted flags like it.
    • Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball - Another sibling, We play beisbol together.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - I Don't recognized Kosovoball... and its yours mi amigo.
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball- I barely talk to it, but we are in good terms, and its culture and food is pretty popular. But it can't beat DESPACITO!!! Anyways, proud of you!
    • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - Mi biological sibling, where Disney, Universal, beaches and alligators are there.
    • VirginIslands-icon.png United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago. Anschluss.
    • British Virgin Islands-icon.png British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's brothers. They're irrelevant. Anschluss.
    • NYC-icon.png New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and its ancestry es en mi clay.
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - We do much business together, both legal and otherwise
    • Navassa Island-icon.png Navassa Islandball - I watch over it from Haitiball.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Asian adoptive sibling that likes Despacito so much unlike PSY-icon.png PSY. Muchas Gracias!!!


    • USA-icon.png USAball- Adoptive parent. It doesn't want me to be a state. Why? Plus I don't get Independence either! *cries*
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. I fought its North Korea-icon.png evil sibling. However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! It is my music rival. It WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS. And also, what the hell is Baby Shark and why does it get more views than Despacito? and what is Dynamite?


    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - My sibling who needs help.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Don't really have anything against yuo but yuo are israeli clay
    • WashingtonDC-icon.png DCball - The capitol it has wont let me become a state. But I know it wants statehood too.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - TODO POR LA PATRIA!
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - USA sanction its so REMOVE KEBAB!!!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - USTED ES TIERRA SERBIANA


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