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Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball , officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish, is an
independent country unincorporated territory of USAball living in the Caribbean. While it doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, it is very close to his two siblings
Cubaball and
Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital
San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving its a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, it has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricoballs moving to
USAball's mainland clay (especially
these states) due to recent natural tragedies like Maria and Irma.
Due to being a territory of USAball, it cannot into any international organizations. However, it does host a few
American military bases, which help give
NATOball influence in the Caribbean.
Its national day is June 10th.
Puerto Ricoball is usually very nice to anyone, but it gets very mad if it gets confused with Cubaball. It can also get very cocky.
It is also thinking more every day about returning to live with Sometimes, it is of flirty. It also forgets it's not an independent nation...
Spainball due to
USAball not letting him into America.
History
Between 3000 and 2000 BCE the Ortoiroid 3balls were the first people to inhabit Puerto Rico. In between 430 BCE and 1000 AD the
Arawak and
Saladoid tribes. In 1493 the Genovese captain
Christopher Columbus landed on the island. By 1550 many of the
3ball natives had died. The
Spanish Empireball finnally annexed Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico was a key part of
the spanish empire. The island was a important military base.
Puerto Rico remained a part of
Spainball long after the
napoleonic invasion of Spain, which caused almost the entire
Spanish Empire to collapse. Then
USAball went on a quick tour to
La Havana and the ship exploted.
USAball blamed
Spainball because tensions were really high when it exploted and
USAball invaded
Cubaball,
Philippinesball and Puerto Ricoball. For 2 years Puerto Rico was controlled by the
Ministry of War and
USAball generals, so
USAball gave them a civilian goverment. In 1917 they became
US citizens and since them a lot of the popultation is pushing for Statehood and in November the 3rd of 2020 Puerto Rico voted if to change it's status for the fifth time.
Relationships
Friends
Spainball - Parent. Our cultures are historically intertwined with one another, and it LOVES reggaeton just like me!
Cubaball - Mi communist sibling, it wanted me to be independent. Also I can into inverted flags like it.
Dominican Republicball - Another sibling, We play beisbol together.
Serbiaball - I Don't recognized Kosovoball... and its yours mi amigo.
Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
Mexicoball- I barely talk to it, but we are in good terms, and its culture and food is pretty popular. But it can't beat DESPACITO!!! Anyways, proud of you!
Floridaball - Mi biological sibling, where Disney, Universal, beaches and alligators are there.
United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago.
Anschluss.British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's brothers. They're irrelevant.
Anschluss.New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and its ancestry es en mi clay.
Colombiaball - We do much business together, both legal and otherwise
Navassa Islandball - I watch over it from Haitiball.
Philippinesball - Asian adoptive sibling that likes Despacito so much
unlike. Muchas Gracias!!!PSY
Neutral
USAball- Adoptive parent. It doesn't want me to be a state. Why? Plus I don't get Independence either! *cries*
South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. I fought its
evil sibling. However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! It is my music rival. It WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS. And also, what the hell is Baby Shark and why does it get more views than Despacito? and what is Dynamite?
Enemies
Venezuelaball - My sibling who needs help.
Palestineball - Don't really have anything against yuo but yuo are israeli clay
DCball - The capitol it has wont let me become a state.
But I know it wants statehood too.North Koreaball - TODO POR LA PATRIA!
Turkeyball - USA sanction its so REMOVE KEBAB!!!
Kosovoball - USTED ES TIERRA SERBIANA