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    I am of next USA-icon.png US state!
    PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Rico
    Despacito, Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
    PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Rico singing Despacito
    I love them Puerto Ricans. Even though they wash their ass about once a week.
    — Puff Puff Humbert

    Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball , officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish, is an independent country unincorporated territory of USA-icon.png USAball living in the Caribbean. While it doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, it is very close to its two siblings Cuba-icon.png Cubaball and Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital San Juan-icon (Puerto Rico).png San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving it a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, it has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricoballs moving to USA-icon.png USAball's mainland clay (especially Texas-icon.png US Georgia-icon.png Florida-icon.png these states) due to recent natural tragedies like Maria and Irma.

    Due to being a territory of USA-icon.png USAball, it cannot into any international organizations. However, it does host a few USA-icon.png American military bases, which help give NATO-icon.png NATOball influence in the Caribbean.

    Its national day is June 10th.

    Puerto Ricoball is usually very nice to anyone, but it gets very mad if it gets confused with Cuba-icon.png Cubaball. It can also get very cocky. It is also thinking more every day about returning to live with Spain-icon.png Spainball due to USA-icon.png USAball not letting it into America. Sometimes, it is of flirty. It also forgets it's not an independent nation...

    History[edit | edit source]

    Between 3000 and 2000 BCE the 3-icon.png Ortoiroid 3balls were the first people to inhabit Puerto Rico. In between 430 BCE and 1000 AD the Taino-icon.png Tainoball, Arawak-icon.png Arawakball and 3-icon.png Saladoid tribes inhabited the clay.

    In 1493 the Genovese captain Christopher Columbus-icon.png Christopher Columbus landed on the island. By 1550 many of the 3-icon.png 3ball natives had died. The Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball finally annexed Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico was a key part of Spanish Empire-icon.png the Spanish empire. The island was a important military base. Its name wasn't always Puerto Rico. Before the Spanish came, it was called "Boriké" and then it was called San Juan Bautista and the capital was called Puerto Rico. Jealous of the name the capital had, he decided to switch it. However, it doesn't make sense for an archipelago to be called Puerto Rico as it means Rich Port. PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Rico remained a part of Spain-icon.png Spainball long after the Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleonic invasion of Spain, which caused almost the entire Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empire to collapse. Then USA-icon.png USAball went on a quick tour to Cuba-icon.png La Havana and the ship exploded. USA-icon.png USAball blamed Spain-icon.png Spainball because tensions were really high when it exploded and USA-icon.png USAball invaded Cuba-icon.png Cubaball, Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball and Puerto Ricoball. Puerto Ricoball, rebellious at the time, copied its look from Cuba-icon.png Cubaball to show support to the Cuban and Puerto Rican wars for independence.

    For 2 years Puerto Rico was controlled by the USA-icon (WW1soldier).png Ministry of War and USA-icon.png US generals, so USA-icon.png USAball gave them a civilian government. In 1917 they became USA-icon.png US citizens and since them a lot of the population is pushing for Statehood and in November the 3rd of 2020 Puerto Rico voted if to change it's status for the fifth time.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Here are the colors of the flag of Puerto Rico[1] shown below:

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Red 255, 0 ,0 C0-M100-Y100-K0 #FF0000
    Bright Blue 0, 102, 255 C100-M60-Y0-K0 #0066FF
    White 255, 255, 255, N/A #FFFFFF

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Parent. Our cultures are historically intertwined with one another, and it LOVES reggaeton just like me!
    • Cuba-icon.png Republic of Cubaball - Mi sibling, it wanted me to be independent. Also I can into inverted flags like it. Real Cuba, Resto en paz…
    • Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball - Another sibling, We play beisbol together.
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - I barely talk to it, but we are in good terms, and its culture and food is pretty popular. But it can't beat REGGAETON!!! Anyways, proud of you!
    • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - Mi biological sibling, where Disney, Universal, beaches and alligators are there. It also loves my reggaeton.
    • VirginIslands-icon.png United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago. Anschluss.
    • British Virgin Islands-icon.png British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's siblings. They're irrelevant. Anschluss.
    • NYC-icon.png New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and its ancestry es en mi clay.
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - We do much business together, both legal and otherwise; it has also huge reggaeton scene. Gib J Balvin, plox
    • Navassa Island-icon.png Navassa Islandball - I watch over it from Haitiball.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Asian adoptive sibling that likes Despacito so much unlike PSY-icon.png PSY. Muchas Gracias!!!
    • Panama-icon.png Panamaball - Another reggaeton amigo, and gets along with USA-icon.png adoptive papa as well. BIENVENIDOS A LA CRIPTA!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - BEST FRIEND!! Also, Crimea is yours and we both hate this Russia-icon.png asshole who supports Cuba

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Adoptive parent. 70% of USA-icon.png USAball's rum comes from Puerto Ricoball. It doesn't want me to be a state. Why? Plus I can't get Independence either! *cries* Just PLEASE!! *sigh* But at least we now hate Cuba-icon.pngcommie sibling, and I guess maybe I should stay just a territory in case Cuba-icon.png puto communisto tries to attack me.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. We fought its North Korea-icon.png evil sibling )Korean War). However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! It is my music rival. It WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS. And also, what the hell is Baby Shark and why does it get more views than Despacito? and what is Dynamite?

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - My sibling who needs help.
    • WashingtonDC-icon.png DCball - The capital of the land of the free, but it won't let me become a state. But I know it wants statehood too.
    • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball (Since 2021) - Hermano who got mad at me for wanting to become a US state. Honestly, yo no even care. My mind has changed on you, and you are my ABSOLUTE WORST ENEMY NOW!! WHY DID YOU HATE ON USA-icon.png PADRE Y Spain-icon.png MADRE?! OH, BECAUSE “CAPITALISMA ES MUY MAL Y ES DE PENDEJA MIERDA!” Your people are fine, BUT YOUR GOVERNMENT ES MIERDA!! REMOVE CASTRO!! PAPA ES STRONK! YOU ARE A COMMUNIST PUTO!!! Y DÉJAME EN JODER PAZ, I’M NOT YOURS, YOU FUCKING PUTO!!!!! I LIKE YOUR File:Cuba (Batista)-icon.png PAST SELF BETTER!!!

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Puerto Ricoball.

    Click here to see it.