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    <title source="name"> <default>Somaliaball
    Somalia-icon.png: Jamhuuriyadda Federaalka Soomaaliyakubbadda
    File:Arabic-icon.png: جمهورية الصومالكرة الفيدرالية
    "Jumhuriat alSuwmalkura alFidiralia"
    Italy-icon.png: Repubblica Federale di Somaliapalla
    Tanzania-icon.png: Jamhuri ya Shirikisho la Somaliampira
    </default> <format>Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball Somalia-gif (6).gif
    Somalia-icon.png: Jamhuuriyadda Federaalka Soomaaliyakubbadda
    File:Arabic-icon.png: جمهورية الصومالكرة الفيدرالية
    "Jumhuriat alSuwmalkura alFidiralia"
    Italy-icon.png: Repubblica Federale di Somaliapalla
    Tanzania-icon.png: Jamhuri ya Shirikisho la Somaliampira
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    1991 – Present
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    I am the captain now


    General information

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    Is of importants

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    Gib everything you have! (Somaliaball looting people. even if it`s haram)
    Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball screaming
    Qolobaa calankeedu,

    waa ceynoo,
    Innaga keenu waa, Cirkoo kala ee,
    aan caadna lahayn, Ee caashaqaye

    Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball about to sing its anthem

    Somaliaball is a countryball in the Horn of Africa. He once produced pirates, but never a stable central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopiaball and controlling the Indian Ocean trade with a huge empire controlling Africa and Southern Asia (the Ajuran Empireball), he was also overflowing rich during the dervish state helping the Ottomans during ww1, became a monstrous genocidal communist in the Somali Democratic Republicball. Thus these are the historical things he was only known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital cityball of Somalia-icon (division).png Mogadishuball, and the cityballs surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the countryball. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous regionball of Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball, and Puntland-icon.png Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists

    Somaliaball used to be a rich, overflowing and beautiful countryball well known for the beauty of sea and beautiful Arabic architecture until the Cold War. When Derg-icon.png Dergball stole Ogadeniaball and the USA-icon.png USAball had hostile relations among Somalia, bombs appeared and fucked it up, turning it into an apocalyptic zone. Once beautiful historic buildings became shitholes and ruins, and it lead millions of Somalis living in the country to go on homeless, starving and in poverty. Now he has watched to much Pirates of the Carribean and started looting ships for his country.

    The history of Somaliaball goes back to the Land of Punt, an Ameican football team's worst nightmare ancient Egyptian area near Somaliaball.

    At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somaliaball is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.377 for Niger-icon.png Nigerball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually, it have the slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably near the end of the 21st century, it will become a high income countryball with skyscrapers.

    He is a member of the Cushitic language's family and is also the brother of filthy Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, father of free clay Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball, and Uncle of kill Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball. He is also part of the Afro-Asiantic family.

    He tries to be a good countryball, and his government is actually not democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay. Like what happened in 1991 and 1993.

    Somali History[edit | edit source]

    Ancient Somalia[edit | edit source]

    Civilization in Somaliaball started in around 3000 BC with many cave paintings. These cave-men Somalis worshiped the Waaq gods and created many temples and statues for these gods. Most of which no longer exist. In 1200 BC The ancient Somalis had created a social hierarchy system for their architectural work and a civilization that combined with the Kingdom of Punt, which had a similar culture with the ancient Nubians and the Egyptians.

    The Sultanate of Mogadishu[edit | edit source]

    Around the time period of late 600-early 700 AD there was a massive spread of converts to Islam from the Middle East, Northern Africa, Persia and the Horn of Africa. Somaliaball was one of the first countryballs that was willing convert their Waaq religion to Islam. Thus, their empire had formed with Arabian influenced, which was called the Sultanate of Mogadishuball. The Sultanate of Mogadishuball was the first legitimate civilized community made in the Horn of Africa, which was rich in resources with gold and incense which gave their country an everflowing economy.

    Adal Sultanate[edit | edit source]

    The Adal Sultanateball was founded in 1415 and bordered the Ajuran Sultanate, Beta Israel and its long time enemy Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball. The Adal Sultanateball supported the Ottoman-icon.png Ottomans in a trade war against the Kingdom of Portugal-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball. Abyssinia sided with the Portuguese. The border disputes were intense. Both Abyssiniaball and Adalball claimed the the land of the Afars. The intensity of disputes has caused a war between the two empires.

    Abyssinian Adal War[edit | edit source]

    The Abyssinian and Adal War was caused by disputes between the Empire of Abyssiniaball and the Adal Sultanateball and the tensions between their two big European allies: the Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball and Kingdom of Portugal-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball. The Sultanate of Adalball was succeding in the war and almost had defended and kept two territories that is now a part of modern-day Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball (Afar-icon.png Afarball and Harari-icon.png Harariball) before the Portuguese came by surprise and completely suppressed and destroyed villages and homes of the sultanate. The involvement and support from the Kingdom of Portugalball had lead the sultanate to call a retreat and surrender. In the end, the Abyssinians and the Portuguese won the war, which lead Abyssiniaball to annex the territories of the Afars. The Harar Sultanateball still existed and lived for around 14 years until it was annexed by Abyssiniaball once again.

    Ajuran Sultanate[edit | edit source]

    During the Middle Ages, there existed a Countryball called Ajuranball which was very rich. They dominated the Indian Ocean trade and brought Ajuranball great prosperity. During the 1600s, they defeated Portugalball at sea. Their greatest feat right after successfully colonizing parts of East Africa and modern Maldives. However, Ajuranball would die at the hands of GelediBall

    The French and Russian invasion[edit | edit source]

    Near the End of the 19th Century, A Russian Cossack would Land on Djibouti and would declare the colony of new Moscow in Modern a day Sagallo. However, Franceball would Bomb there Fort and they would surrender a month after they landed. France would go on to colonize the rest of Djiboutiball while UKball and Kingdom of Italyball would Colonize the Rest of Modern Day SomaliaBall

    The Dervish movement[edit | edit source]

    In response to rapid colonialism and attacks from outside forces, mainly Europeanballs. Somali Sultanates united to create the Dervish Stateball. It formed a strong alliance with the Ottoman Empireball, and because of it lived through WW1. The state died in 1920 during an air bombardment attack by the UKball, with the help of Kingdom of Italyball, Ethiopian Empireball, and Franceball.

    Colonialism[edit | edit source]

    During Colonialism, SomaliaBall would Grow Under Kingdom of Italyball. That Peace would be broken when war broke out with Ethiopian Empireball. When Ethiopiaball Surrendered the Ogaden was ceded to Somaliaball and during ww2 so did British Somalilandball

    The Somali Democratic Republic[edit | edit source]

    In 1960, Somaliaball would be given independence. However 9 years after a communist coup turned it communist and they renamed to the Somali Democratic Republicball. SomaliaBall would flourish under communism but SomaliaBall would invade Dergball in The Ogaden War. Soviet Unionball however would disapprove of Somaliaballs invasion and would support Dergball Instead. After a Year the Somalis would be pushed back to the border. Somaliaball would be humiliated and would become paranoid and genocide several clans. This would cause them to retaliate revolting in large numbers against the government and by January of 1991 The Country would fall into Anarchy

    Civil war[edit | edit source]

    When the Country Fell into Civil War Many Factions would rise up. One of them, the USCballwould become an enemy of USAball. Tensions would rise between the two and Finally the US with a

    1993 UN invasion[edit | edit source]

    USAball Hated USNball so much that he would call a coalition of 27 Countryballs Against USCball. The Invasion would be a failure and many UN missions would die down. By 1995 however, The Leader of USCball would die and by 2000, The Group Fell

    Modern Day Somalia[edit | edit source]

    The Beginning of The 21st Century in SomaliaBall was also the rise of terrorist groups, the ICNball would capture Many Parts of Somalia However the group would collapse in 2006 during an Ethiopian Intervention in Somaliaball. The Fall of the ICNball would see the rise of Al Shabaabball who would once again take many parts of Somaliaball. However there group declines in the 2010s and now they are severely weakened. Today Somaliaball is Slowly Rebuilding After Making a New Government in 2012 And a Constiution however Somaliaball has a lot of work to do to make there country decent.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Tufts Blue 65, 137, 221 C0.705-M0.380-Y0-K0.133 #4189DD
    White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends/Saaxiib[edit | edit source]

    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - You made LazyTown, with my favorite song, You Are A Pirate!!! Possibly you're the only Nordic I like.
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world. I do support him towards his river... You can take out that evil Ethiopia, damn I know its yours!
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - One of my best friends in Maghreb, he gave me many aids, we used to be big and stronk, we both hate Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, and he helped me become saaxiibs again with Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Gaddafiball after he support me against that Derg-icon.png Habesha loser in 1977 war. Western Sahara is yours!
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - We used to be big and great empires.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi-icon.png Nazi , but I still like him since he hates my evil brother. The only thing I hate about him is that he likes Burger.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Is of Friends m8, but you made Issaq born tho. and he likes burger
    • Libya-icon.png Libyaball - He is basically like me, but he is in North Africa without pirates. I hope you get better, or your HDI might end up like mine!
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - Gibs aid, and he hates Somaliland-icon.png That loser. Thanks for the aid from my flood that happened in 2019 and also for taking my refugues.
    • Senegal-icon.png Senegalball - Sunsetings country! very beautiful!
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Of master fellow Kebab who gave $201 million during the drought of 2011. He is the only person I can truly trust and now investing in my economy and getting me back to normal! Thank yuo for everything you done! I do not know how to pay yuo back! Best Turkish Friend!
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Fellow Kebab who hates Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball, Ethiopia-icon.png my evil brother, and Somaliland-icon.png that pathetic loser for hating us. And also we are both kebabs and love Turkey-icon.pngPakistan-icon.png our brothers. Great job for occupying all over the Nagorno-Karabakh region, my fellow Turkic brother!, but why are you friends with Stupid Zionest Jew?
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Asian friend he made the best anime called One Piece. Also WHY DO YOU SUPPORT AMERICA?!
    • Maldives-icon.png Maldivesball - Another lost family which is not in Africa. We were once part of Ajuran-icon.png The Ajuran Sultanate.
    • Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball and Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball - My Bantu population came from here. Sorry for the slave trade. They were also part of Ajuran-icon.png The Ajuran Sultanate
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Poor Guy, he is occupied by Israel-icon.png Fake and Stupid Zionist Jew. You’ll getting independence soon. I knows it.
    • Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball - My irrelevent sister who was colonized by an islamopohobic person named france. Did she hurt you? I can take care of you sister. Mashallah your economy is really growing and you will become the tringapore of africa. ANCHLUSS!!!
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - She hates Ethiopia-icon.png That disgrace. Anyone who hates my evil brother is my friend! She also wants to replace my brother's immigrants with my refuges. I will gladly do so my Arab sister!
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - We are good friends because we are both kebabs always fighting against India-icon.pngEthiopia-icon.png Kebab Removers. Thank yuo for the aid you gave to me during my civil war.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Yuo are of real and don't worry I will always support you against Serbia-icon.png That kebab remover.
    • Nepal-icon.png Nepalrawr - Hiking country!
    • Vincent-icon.png Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Is of pirate friends!
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Asians who support kebab just like me!

    Neutral/Dhexdhexaad[edit | edit source]

    • UN-icon.png UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess? Also please gib more aid plox.
    • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USA-icon.png USAball?!
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Well, this guy offered my refugues shelter, homes and food during the ogadenia war as he was an ally of mine fighting to my refuges who is in Ogadenia (now located in Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball) But then he lied and kept those 15,000 somalis hostage and made them MAIDS because he was running out of fillipino maids. Right now, Somalis, has more rights in his country, and he even has famous somali actors in the country, but we will never forget that......
    • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - Well thanks for giving me 1.5 million dollors during my socalist regime, I really appreciate it! I supported him against France in his Revolution but sorry I am a better friend with Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball and I don't recognize Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - He is a very good trading partner. I believe that you are a real China but can you please stop hurting Uyghur-icon.png Xinjiangball and killing Muslims and removing kebab? I support you against Taiwan-icon.png Isaaq Lover but Uyghur-icon.png Uyghur deserves independence plox!
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - He is a flag stealer, but I like him because he gave me aid and support.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Thanks for allying me.

    Enemies/Gaalada[edit | edit source]

    • Ethiopia-icon.png Shaydhaan's son - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother. He is have tons of Kenya-icon.png Eritrea-icon.png Slaves who he brought against me! Also take down that evil rennisance damn!!! I AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE Somaliland-icon.png THIS SHITHEAD. I also ye ever forget that he is also a Israel-icon.png Zionest puppet. YE SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" from any colonizers for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE EVIL DAMN!!! REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!! I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT. but despite our hatred and sibling rivarly our relationship is getting better and we are now starting on diplomatic relations.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball- Disgusting bloke with nukes. Your' ethe real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID U FOR that!!!
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somali teenager, you're as bad as your burger brother! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.
    • Bantu-icon.png Bantuball - You're my slaves. If you do not obey the pirate, I will throw you off the deck! I also accused him of funding Al-Shabaab hehe
    • EU-icon.png NATO-icon.png EUball and Natoball - REMOVE SANCTIONS! AND STOP INVADING ME!! AND ALSO EU-icon.png EUball how dare you banning illegal imigrants, my dad really hates yuo I wish he will leave you soon! ITALEXIT.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Shiver me timbers! She killing our pirates! Forever enemies! I don't Care if you're friends with Turkeyball.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball (especially by pirates) - How dare you kill my pirates? I don't care If you are a kebab supporter or friends with Turkeyball! You look like this USA-icon.png Capitalist burger pig anyways. I'm glad I hijacked some of your cargo ships!
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Can yuo stop bullying me and my kebab immigrants. We just want a safe place from war and this is how yuo return us? Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball is way better than yuo! Hmph!
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - I just attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke my clay. He's also even worse than his South Korea-icon.png sister who is killing my pirates! Any Korea is bad, BUT 9-0 NEVER FORGET!!!
    • Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me. thanks for taking my refugues I still hate you though.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Fake China who is capitalist and recognizes Somaliland. At least we support Uyghur's freedom.
    • Micronesia-icon.png Micronesiaball - FOR REMAKING MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION!
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Stop removing kebab you pig! Are you not afraid of getting raided by us? shit he is landlocked as well
    • Greece-icon.pngGreeceball - Look here, I AM NOT TURKISH PUPPET, MISTER KEBAB REMOVER!! actually I am I will raid you too! oh no she has too many island i get lost
    • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - Northern Cyprus-icon.png NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS, IDIOT!!! I HOPE I WILL RAID YOU IN THE MEDITERRANEAN WITH MY PIRATES!!! AND ALSO REMOVE 5-MIN-CRAFTS AND ACTUALLY HAPPENED o wait its already removed oh well
    • USA-icon.png الشيطان - Look man. I know it's been a decades now, time flies, things are changing. We used to fight Jihad terrorist, can into hating Iranball and vodkas together, he may give me aid, plus we also can into recognizing Kosovo's freedom. Also thanks for the Fatbeard from South Park! And don't you think I will not forget THAT BILL CLINTON RUINED MY COUNTRY!!!
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - ha haw you died! At least one terrorist group is finally gone.
    • Al Shabaab-icon.png Al-Shabaabball - You were the reason why everyone hates me. Now die in a hole where you belong. STOP BOMBING MY Somalia-icon (division).png My capital!! 1988 worst year of my life. 1991 also ANOTHER WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! ALSO WHY YOU HAVE CONTROLLED A THIRD OF MY COUNTRY
    • Derg-icon.png العم الشرير - I was once a rich and beautiful country, and a famous tourist spot...But nooooooo. You had to stole ogedenia, and cause a civil war into my country and use USA-icon.png Peter pan against me in the 1990's. When I betrayed the commies, you had to spead my country in ruins!! Now your Ethiopia-icon.png Stupid son wants me dead and annex me. You ruined my country just like how BILL CLITION COMPELTY MADE ME INTO A SHITHOLE. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!
    • Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball - A disgrace that wants to be independent from Morocco. You never will be!
    • Israel-icon.png عنصري وكراهية الإسلام - Islamophobic and racist country who supports terrorists and burger. He is planning to ally with His puppet Ethiopiaball to destroy me. I hate you so much I don't even recognize you as a actual country! You are a fake country and dirty islamopboic zionist! Gib Palestine-icon.png Palestine it’s independence now! You have no right to takings it! Brt681w.png Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...Brt681w.png
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I'm sorry, but I Recognize Crimea as Russiaball.
    • Eritrea-icon.png Crazy phycopath - He can also into removings of Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. Worst than being friends with Ethiopia, He had sent Israel-icon.png THAT SO-CALLED THING to kill my pirates and raid my country!!! This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me. (Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is but don't tell him I said that)Brt681w.png Or I will steal all your Valuable with my fleet of 234 ships! Brt681w.png
    • Somaliland-icon.png Issaq loser - Duh... Just a surreal country... Stop independence... Brt681w.png Otherwise... Brt681w.png

    Trivia (khayaano)[edit | edit source]

    • he is also a longest Sea Coastline in horn of africa i guess i will be a sea worm i guess?
    • In his clay, people often perfume homes after large meals or on special occasions when guests are visiting their homes. Dabqaads, a white clay or soapstone pot, is used as an incense burner. Frankincense or other incense is placed on hot charcoal inside a dabqaad which then burns for about ten minutes.
    • Due to the Civil War, the capital of Somalia is an extremely dangerous city. It is where different clans are always battling for control.
    • In the year 2000, people in his clay have been working to rebuild the cities from the destruction created during the Civil War yes its too bloddy and violent.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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    Click here to see it.

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