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    Gib everything you have! (Somaliaball looting people. even if it`s haram)
     
    Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball screaming

    Somaliaball is a anarchist terrorist hub countryball in the Horn of Africa. He once produced pirates, but never a stable central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopiaball and controlling the Indian Ocean trade with a huge empire controlling Africa and Southern Asia (the Ajuran Empireball), he was also overflowing rich during the dervish state helping the Ottomans during ww1, became a monstrous genocidal communist in the Somali Democratic Republicball. Thus these are the historical things he was only known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and he's also going through shit such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital cityball of Somalia-icon (division).png Mogadishuball, and the cityballs surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the countryball. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous regionball of Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball, and Puntland-icon.png Puntlandball. Some pockets of his clay are controlled by terrorists.

    Somaliaball used to be a rich, overflowing and beautiful countryball well known for the beauty of sea and beautiful Arabic architecture until the Cold War. When it fought with Derg-icon.png Dergball over Ogadeniaball and the USA-icon.png USAball had hostile relations among Somaliaball, bombs appeared and fucked it up, turning it into an apocalyptic zone. Once beautiful historic buildings became shitholes and ruins, and it lead millions of Somaliballs in his clas to go on homeless, starving and of poor. Now he has watched too much Pirates of the Carribean and started looting ships for his country.

    The history of Somaliaball goes back to the Land of Punt, an Ameican football team's worst nightmare ancient Egyptian area near Somaliaball.

    At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somaliaball is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.377 for Niger-icon.png Nigerball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually, it have the slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably near the end of the 21st century, it will become a high income countryball with skyscrapers.

    He is a member of the Cushitic language's family and is also the brother of filthy Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, father of free clay Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball, and Uncle of kill Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball. He is also part of the Afro-Asiantic family.

    He tries to be a good countryball, and his government is actually not democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay. Like what happened in 1991 and 1993.

    Somali History

    Ancient Somalia

    Civilization in Somaliaball started in around 3000 BC with many cave paintings. These cave-men Somalis worshiped the Waaq gods and created many temples and statues for these gods. Most of which no longer exist. In 1200 BC The ancient Somaliballs had created a social hierarchy system for their architectural work and a civilization that combined with the Kingdom of Puntball, which had a similar culture with the ancient Nubia-icon.png Nubians and the Ancient Egypt-icon.png Egyptians.

    The Sultanate of Mogadishu

    Around the time period of late 600-early 700 AD there was a massive spread of converts to Islam from the Middle East, Northern Africa, Persia and the Horn of Africa. Somaliaball was one of the first countryballs that was willing convert their Waaq religion to Islam. Thus, their empire had formed with Arabian influenced, which was called the Sultanate of Mogadishu-icon.png Sultanate of Mogadishuball. The Sultanate of Mogadishu-icon.png Sultanate of Mogadishuball was the first legitimate civilized community made in the Horn of Africa, which was rich in resources with gold and incense which gave their country an everflowing economy.

    Adal Sultanate

    The Adal-icon.png Adal Sultanateball was founded in 1415 and bordered the Ajuran-icon.png Ajuran Sultanate, Beta Israel-icon.png Beta Israelcube and its long time enemy Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball. Adal-icon.png Adal Sultanateball supported the Ottoman-icon.png Ottomans in a trade war against the PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball. Abyssinia sided with the Portuguese. The border disputes were intense. Both Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball and Adal-icon.png Adalball claimed the the land of the Afars. The intensity of disputes has caused a war between the two empires.

    Abyssinian Adal War

    The Abyssinian and Adal War was caused by disputes between the Abyssinia-icon.png Empire of Abyssiniaball and the Adal-icon.png Adal Sultanateball and the tensions between their two big European allies: the Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball and PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball. The Sultanate of Adalball was succeeding in the war and almost had defended and kept two territories that is now a part of modern-day Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball (Afar-icon.png Afarball and Harari-icon.png Harariball) before the Portuguese came by surprise and completely suppressed and destroyed villages and homes of the sultanate. The involvement and support from the Kingdom of Portugalball had lead the sultanate to call a retreat and surrender. In the end, the Abyssinians and the Portuguese won the war, which lead Abyssiniaball to annex the territories of the Afars. The Harari-icon.png Harar Sultanateball still existed and lived for around 14 years until it was annexed by Abyssiniaball once again.

    Ajuran Sultanate

    During the Middle Ages, there existed a Countryball called Ajuran-icon.png Ajuranball which was very rich. They dominated the Indian Ocean trade and brought Ajuranball great prosperity. During the 1600s, they defeated Portugalball at sea. Their greatest feat right after successfully colonizing parts of East Africa and modern Maldives. However, Ajuranball would die at the hands of Geledi Sultanate-icon.png Gelediball.

    The French and Russian invasion

    Near the end of the 19th Century, A Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Cossack would land on Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball and would declare the colony of new Moscow-icon.png Moscow known as Sagallo-icon.png Sagalloball. However, France-icon.png Franceball would bomb their fort and they would surrender a month after they landed. France would go on to colonize the rest of Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball while British Empire-icon.png UKball and Kingdom of Italy-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball would colonize the rest of modern-day Somaliaball.

    The Dervish movement

    In response to rapid colonialism and attacks from outside forces, mainly Europeanballs. Somali Sultanates united to create the Dervish State-icon.png Dervish Stateball stretching from parts of Somalia to Ogadenia-icon.png Ogadeniaball. It formed a strong alliance with the Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball, and because of so, it lived through WW1. The state died in 1920 during an air bombardment attack by the British Empire-icon.png UKball, with the help of Kingdom of Italy-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball, Abyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian Empireball, and France-icon.png Franceball.

    Colonialism

    During Colonialism, Italian Somaliland-icon.png Somaliaball would grow under Kingdom of Italy-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball. That peace would be broken when war broke out with Abyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian Empireball. When Ethiopiaball surrendered the Ogaden was ceded to Somaliaball and during ww2 so did British Somaliland-icon.png British Somalilandball.

    The Somali Democratic Republic

    In 1960, Somaliaball would be given independence. However 9 years after a communist coup turned it communist and they renamed to the Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png Somali Democratic Republicball. Somaliaball would flourish under communism but Somaliaball would later invade Derg-icon.png Dergball in the Ogaden War. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball however would disapprove of Somaliaball's invasion and would support Derg-icon.png Dergball Instead. After a year the Somalis would be pushed back to the border. Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png Somaliaball would be humiliated and would become paranoid and genocide several clans. This would cause them to retaliate revolting in large numbers against the government and by January of 1991 the country would fall into Anarchy.

    Civil war

    When the country fell into Civil War many factions would rise up. One of them, the USCball, would become an enemy of USA-icon.png USAball. Tensions would rise between the two and finally the US snapped.

    1993 UN invasion

    USAball hated USNball so much that he would call a coalition of 27 Countryballs Against USCball. The invasion would be a failure and many UN missions would die down. By 1995 however, the leader of USCball would die and by 2000, the group fell.

    Modern Day Somalia

    The Beginning of The 21st Century in Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball was also the rise of terrorist groups, the ICNball would capture many parts of Somalia-icon.png Somalia. However the group would collapse in 2006 during an Ethiopian Intervention in Somaliaball. The fall of the ICNball would see the rise of Al Shabaab-icon.png Al Shabaabball who would once again take many parts of Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball. However their group declines in the 2010s and now they are severely weakened. Today Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball is slowly rebuilding after making a new government in 2012 and a constiution, however Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball has a lot of work to do to make the country decent.

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Tufts Blue 65, 137, 221 C0.705-M0.380-Y0-K0.133 #4189DD
    White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF

    Relationships

    Friends/اصحاب/Saaxiib

    • Nigeria-icon.png Nigeria - Can into pirate.
    • Iceland-icon.png Iceland - You made LazyTown, with my favorite song, You are A Pirate!!! Possibly you're the only Nordic I like.
    • Egypt-icon.png Masar - Oldest friend in the world. I do support him towards his river... You can take out that evil dam, its yours!
    • Morocco-icon.png Morocco - One of my best friends in Maghreb, he gave me many aids, we used to be big and stronk, we both hate Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, and he helped me become saaxiibs again with Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Gaddafiball after he support me against that Derg-icon.png Habesha loser in 1977 war. Western Sahara is yours!
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongolia - We used to be big and great empires.
    • Italy-icon.png Talyaaniga - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi-icon.png Nazi, but I still like him since he hates my evil brother. The only thing I hate about him is that he likes Burger.
    • Libya-icon.png Liibiya - He is basically like me, but he is in North Africa without pirates. I hope you get better, or your HDI might end up like mine!
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatar - Gibs aid, and hates Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball. Thanks for the aid from my flood that happened in 2019 and also for taking my refugees.
    • Senegal-icon.png Senegal - Sunsetings country! very beautiful! And we both like Morocco.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkiga - Of master fellow Kebab who gave $201 million during the drought of 2011. He is the only person I can truly trust and now investing in my economy and getting me back to normal! Thank yuo for everything you done! I do not know how to pay yuo back! Best Turkish Friend!
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Asarbayjaan - Fellow Kebab who hates Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball, Ethiopia-icon.png my evil brother, and Somaliland-icon.png that pathetic loser for hating us. And also we are both kebabs and love Turkey-icon.pngPakistan-icon.png our brothers. Great job for occupying all over the Nagorno-Karabakh region, my fellow Turkic brother!, but why are you friends with Stupid Zionest Jew?
    • Japan-icon.png Japan - Asian friend who made the best anime called One Piece. Also WHY DO YOU SUPPORT AMERICA?!
    • Maldives-icon.png Maldives - Another lost family which is not in Africa. We were once part of Ajuran-icon.png The Ajuran Sultanate.
    • Mozambique-icon.png Mozambique - Sorry for the slave trade. They were also part of Ajuran-icon.png The Ajuran Sultanate.
    • Palestine-icon.png Falastiin - Poor Guy, he is getting occupied by Israel-icon.png stupid Zionist. You’ll be getting independence soon.
    • Djibouti-icon.png Jabuuti - My irrelevent sister who was colonized by an islamopohobic person named France. Did it hurt you? I can take care of you sister. Mashallah your economy is really growing and you will become the tringapore of Africa. ANCHLUSS!!!
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwait - They hate Ethiopia-icon.png That disgrace. Anyone who hates my evil brother is my friend! She also wants to replace my brother's immigrants with my refuges. I will gladly do so my Arab sister!
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistan - We are good friends because we are both kebabs always fighting against India-icon.pngEthiopia-icon.png Kebab Removers. Thank yuo for the aid you gave to me during my civil war.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo - Yuo are of independent. Don't worry, I will always support you against Serbia-icon.png That kebab remover.
    • Nepal-icon.png Nepal - Hiking country!
    • Vincent-icon.png Saint Vincent iyo Grenadines - Is of pirate friends!
    • Rohingya-icon.png Rohingya - I will protect you from this murderer.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexico - Good trading partner and only North American friend. But please stop supporting Western Sahara-icon.png fake country. Also a friend of burger.

    Neutral/حيادي/Dhexdhexaad

    • UN-icon.png Qaramada Midoobay - Helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess? Also please gib more aid plox.
    • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesota - You may be a son of burger, but thanks for taking our refugees. Ilhan Omar has Somali blood.
    • UK-icon.png Boqortooyada Ingiriiska - Is of other father, but you made Issaq born tho...
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Sacuudi Carabiya - Well, this guy offered my refugues shelter, homes and food during the Ogaden war as he was an ally of mine fighting to my refuges who is in Ogadenia (now located in Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball) But then yuo lied and kept those 15,000 somalis hostage and made them MAIDS because he was running out of Filipino maids. Right now, Somalis, has more rights in his country, and he even has famous Somali actors in the country, but we will never forget that......
    • Algeria-icon.png Algeria - Well thanks for giving me 1.5 million dollors during my socalist regime, I really appreciate it! I supported him against France in his revolution, but sorry that I am a better friend with Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball and that I don't recognize Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball.
    • China-icon.png Shiinaha - He is a very good trading partner. I believe that you are the real China but can you please stop hurting Uyghur-icon.png Xinjiangball and killing Muslims and removing kebab? I support you against Taiwan-icon.png Isaaq Lover but Uyghur-icon.png Uyghur deserves independence plox!
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnam - Although he is a flag stealer, but I like him because he gave me aid and support.

    Enemies/الأعداء/Gaalada

    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ina Shaydhaan - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help. It has tons of Kenya-icon.png Eritrea-icon.png Slaves who he brought against me! WHY YOU RECOGNISE Somaliland-icon.png THIS SHITHEAD. Also ye ever forget that he is also a Israel-icon.png Zionist puppet. YE SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE EVIL DAN!!! REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!! I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT. but despite our hatred and sibling rivarly our relationship is getting better and we are now starting on diplomatic relations. AND Somali-icon (Ethiopia).png IT IS MINE!
    • Iran-icon.png Faaris - Disgusting bloke with nukes. You the real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID YOU FOR that!!!
    • Canada-icon.png Kanada - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somali teenager, you're as bad as your burger brother! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
    • India-icon.png Hindiya - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.
    • Bantu-icon.png Bantu - You're my slaves. If you do not obey the pirate, I will throw you off the deck!
    • EU-icon.png Midowga Yurub and NATO-icon.png Waqooyi Heshiiska Atlantic Ururka - REMOVE SANCTIONS! NEVER FORGET 1992!! AND ALSO EU-icon.png EUball how dare you banning illegal imigrants, my dad really hates yuo, so I wish he will leave you soon! ITALEXIT.
    • South Korea-icon.png Kuuriyada Koonfureed - I stole their ship argargarg.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysia (when pirate) - How dare you kill my pirates? I don't care if you are a kebab supporter or friends with Turkeyball! You look like this USA-icon.png Capitalist burger pig anyways. I'm glad I hijacked some of your cargo ships!
    • Sweden-icon.png Iswiidhan - Can yuo stop bullying me and my kebab immigrants. We just want a safe place from war and this is how yuo return us? Hmph!
    • North Korea-icon.png Kuuriyada Waqooyi - I just attacked its cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke my clay. AND 9-0 NEVER FORGET!!!
    • Kenya-icon.png Kenya - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me. Thanks for taking my refugees, I still hate you though.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwan - Fake China who recognizes Somaliland. At least we support Uyghur's freedom.
    • Micronesia-icon.png Mirkonisiya - FOR REMAKING MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION! ALSO A SON OF USA-icon.png BURGER!
    • Serbia-icon.png Seerbiya - Stop removing kebab you pig! Are you not afraid of getting raided by us? shit he is landlocked as well
    • Greece-icon.png Giriiga - Look here, I AM NOT TURKISH PUPPET, MISTER KEBAB REMOVER!! I will raid you too!
    • Somaliland-icon.png Isaaqa khasaaray - Duh... Just a surreal country... Stop nagging for independence... Brt681w.png Otherwise... Brt681w.png
    • Pirates-icon.png Burcadbadeeda Soomaalida - WHY DO YUO WORK WITH EVIL Al Shabaab-icon.png AL-SHABAAB?! YUO ARE THE WORST, YUO ARE AS TERRIBLE AS BURGER! REMOVE PIRATES! REMOVE TERRORISM! REMOVE ATTACKS!!!!
    • GOOGLE TURJUMI - YUO NEVER GET MY LANGUAGE CORRECTLY!!!!!!! SOMALI ≠ ARABIC!!!
    • USA-icon.png Maraykanka - Well, well, well. I know it's been a decades now, time flies, things are changing. On the bright side, he helped me to fight Jihad terrorist, we both hates Iran and love Morocco. We also can into recognizing Kosovo's freedom. Also thanks for the Fatbeard from South Park! Oh and don't forget THAT BILL CLINTON RUINED MY COUNTRY!!!
    • ISIS-icon.png Dawladda Islaamiga ah ee Ciraaq iyo Suuriya - Ha haw you died! At least one more terrorist group is finally gone.
    • Al Shabaab-icon.png Al-Shabaab - You were the reason why everyone hates me. Now die in a hole where you belong. STOP BOMBING MY Somalia-icon (division).png My capital!! 1988 worst year of my life. 1991 also ANOTHER WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! ALSO WHY YOU HAVE CONTROLLED A THIRD OF MY COUNTRY!!
    • Derg-icon.png Derg - I was once a rich and beautiful country, and a famous tourist spot...But nooooooo. You never give over Ogandenia, and cause a civil war into my country and use USA-icon.png Peter pan against me in the 1990's. When I betrayed the Soviets, you had to support Somaliland-icon.png Issaqs to put my country in ruins!! Now your Ethiopia-icon.png Stupid son wants me dead. You ruined my country just like how BILL CLITION COMPELTY MADE ME INTO A SHITHOLE. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!
    • Western Sahara-icon.png Saxaraha Galbeed - A disgrace that wants to be independent from Morocco. You never will be!
    • Israel-icon.png Israa'iil - He is of Islamophobic and racist country who supports terrorists and burger. He is planning to ally with Ethiopiaball to destroy me. I hate you so much I don't even recognize you as a actual country! You are of fake country and a dirty zionist! Gib Palestine-icon.png Palestine independence now! You have no right to takings it! Brt681w.png Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...Brt681w.png
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraine - I'm sorry, but I recognize Crimea as Russiaball.
    • Eritrea-icon.png Cudurka maskaxda ee waalan - He can also into removings of Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me. (Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is but don't tell him I said that) Brt681w.png
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeeniya - Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball is better than you, because you can also into kebab removal, so no thanks!

    Trivia (khayaano)

    • It has the longest coastline in horn of africa I guess I will be a sea worm I guess?
    • In his clay, people often perfume homes after large meals or on special occasions when guests are visiting their homes. Dabqaads, a white clay or soapstone pot, is used as an incense burner. Frankincense or other incense is placed on hot charcoal inside a dabqaad which then burns for about ten minutes.
    • Due to the Civil War, the capital of Somalia is an extremely dangerous city. It is where different clans are always battling for control.
    • In the year 2000, people in his clay have been working to rebuild the cities from the destruction created during the Civil War yes its too bloddy and violent.

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