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: Қазақстанкірпіш Республикасы
: Республика Казахстанкирпич
: Козогистонгишт Республикасы
"Kozogistongisht Respublikasy"</default> <format> Kazakhbrıck
: Қазақстанкірпіш Республикасы
: Республика Казахстанкирпич
: Козогистонгишт Республикасы
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<label>Can into space?</label>
— Kazakhstan on a usual day
|“||Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world||”|
|“||I GO TO AMERICA!||”|
— Also Borat
Borat Fake Legobrick Kazakhbrick, sometımes spelt Qazaqbrıck, and offıcıally the Repubrıck of Kazakhstan, ıs the best country ın the world all the other countrıes are run by lıttler gırls a very nıce place state located ın Central Asıa and Eastern Europe. He ıs bordered by Russıaball to the north, Uzbekıstanball, Kyrgyzstanball, and Turkmenıstanball to the South, Chınaball to the east, and the Caspıan Sea to the west. The country ıs dıvıded ınto 14 regıonbricks, ıncludıng the capıtal File:Astana-icon.png Nursultanbrıck located ın the Akmolabrıck regıon, gıvıng hım a total area of 2 724 900 square kılometers, makıng hım both the 9th largest country and the largest landlocked country ın the world. As of 2018, he maıntaıns a populatıon of about 18.37 mıllıon ınhabıtants.
Kazakhbrick sometımes lets Russiaball and other former Sovıet state members use hıs clay for launchıng rockets ınto space and ınto anybody the launcher wants removed. Russıaball has taken a Kazakh astronaut ınto space, Aıdyn Aımbetov.
Sınce he ıs a brıck, he requıres the help of Kyrgyzstanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, and Uzbekistanball as wheels to be able to move. He hopes to be part of BRICS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can ınto BRICKS!
Hıs natıonal day ıs December 21st.
Most countryballs thınk that Kazakhbrıck ıs just a countryball but tranformed ınto a brıck accıdentally.
Hıstory[edit | edit source]
Prehıstory[edit | edit source]
From the Lower Paleolıthıc age, Kazakhstanball was ınhabıted by 2balls who lıved ın nomadıc lıfestyle sınce the area was suıtable that way. However, there was a dry clımate perıod whıch forced the 2balls to mıgrate towards north ın what ıs now present-day Russıaball where there were more forests. After the end of the dry perıod ın the begınnıng of the 1st mıllennıum BC, nomadıc populatıons mıgrated ınto Kazakhstan agaın from the west and the east, repopulatıng abandoned areas. These ıncluded several Indo-European trıbes, often known collectıvely as Scythıanballs.
1st to 8th century[edit | edit source]
The Huns entered Kazakhstan as well. Because of that, many of ıts ınhabıtants mıgrated westward ınto Europe, some were absorbed by the Huns.
Gokturkball mıgrated westward and pushed the remnants of the Huns west and southward. By the mıd-6th Century, the Central Eurasıan steppes was conquered by hım. A few decades later, a cıvıl war resulted ın the khaganate being splıt ın two. Gokturkball controlled the western portıon. In 659, he was taken over by Tangball. Towards the end of the 7th Century, Gokturkball reunıted ınto the Second Turkıc Khaganateball. However, the khaganate began to fragment agaın only a few generatıons later.
8th to 15th century[edit | edit source]
In the 8th and 9th centurıes, portıons of southern Kazakhbrıck were conquered by Abbasid Caliphateball who ıntroduced Islam. Oghuz Yabguball controlled western Kazakhbrıck from the 9th through the 11th centurıes; the Kımek Khanateball and Kıpchakball, also of Turkıc orıgın, controlled the east at roughly the same tıme. In turn the Cumanball controlled western Kazakhbrıck from around the 12th century untıl the 1220s.
In the begınnıng of the early 11th century, the Qarlukıds fought constantly among themselves and wıth Seljukball to the south. The Qarlukıds were conquered ın the 1130s by Kara-Khanid Khanateball|Kara-Khanıdball, whıch lasted untıl the Mongol Empireball ınvasıon from 1219 to 1221 kılled hım.
Kazakh Khanate (1465-1848)[edit | edit source]
Kazakhbrıck ın hıs early lıfe (1917-1936)[edit | edit source]
Sovıet Era (1922-1991)[edit | edit source]
Durıng Sovıet times he was a repubrıck of the USSRball. When the USSRball broke he was poor but then he got oıl monıes and ınto launchıng spaceshıps. After Russian SFSRball became independent from USSRball, Kazakh SSRbrick was USSRball during 12 December 1991 for four days until he decided to gain independence in 16 December 1991
Repubrıck of Kazakhstan[edit | edit source]
Hıs presıdent Nursultan Nazarbayev resıgned ın March 21st 2019 after rulıng Kazakhbrıck for nearly over 3 decades. Nursultan ıs stronk.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
Maın Colors[edit | edit source]
|Turquoıse Surf||0, 175, 202||C100-M13-Y0-K21||#00AFCA|
Emblem Colors[edit | edit source]
|Mıkado Yellow||254, 197, 12||C0-M22-Y95-K0||#FEC50C|
Relatıonshıps[edit | edit source]
Достар (Frıends)[edit | edit source]
- USAball - He was the first to recognize me as a country, His president praises me and mine too. We both have embassies in each other's capitals, He's in File:Astana-icon.png Nursultanbrick and mine in DCball.
Wait, are you son of the.............. UK?!?!? YOU ALSO FILMED BORAT?!?!?! but however we still have great relationship though. BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU AMERICANS DON'T INTERFERE IN MY ELECTIONS XAXAXAXA!!
- Mongoliaball- Has an embassy in Nursultanbrick and a Consulate General in Almaty. Kazakhbrick has an embassy in Ulaanbaatarball. Also he is my brother.
- Turkeyball - He is my Turkic brother.
- Bashkortostanball - He is my musician brother.
- Russiaball - She is my best friend forever.
But let me into BRICS will ya?
- Czechiaball - Similar to Russia as we share both histories under Slav influence
- Abbasid Caliphateball - Godfather. He turned me into kebab. Without him, I would probably have not been born. Thank yuo so much for "establishing" me! Wish he was still alive. Too bad he didn't last long.
- Indonesiaball - Asian kebab brother who recognizes and helps me support Palestineball together.
- South Koreaball - There are about 100k Koreans living here since 1930s. Plus I like their culture.
- Taiwanball - Although we don't have representative offices yet, yuo are of father of borat hater and I love your bubble tea. Both Chinas are good.
- Turkmenistanball - He is my insane brother who is of making weird holes.
- Kyrgyzstanball - He is my poor brother.
- Tajikistanball - He is my Persian friend.
- UAEball, Qatarball, Bahrainball - Good Business and especially Oil Partners. Are also Muslim Friends.
- Iranball - Persian Trading Partner. Good one.
- Iraqball - Mesopotamian Trading Partner.
- Xinjiangball - Him? He is my brother who is on China's custody. Brother Kazakhstan hopes you doing well..
- All Turkic countries and entities
- Argentinaball - We both hate UKball for different reasons. We almost have the same size. (He is slightly bigger than me.)
- Canadaball - Hey bro. I heard your sending Students from Simon Fraser University for a tour to Almaty/Al-Farabi Kazakh National University? Great idea! I would welcome Canadians to my area! Even if you're the son of UK, I would like to be your friend. More students equals better education of diversity!
- Chinaball - He is one of my most important trading partner. We share similar history and military strength. We can into making more deals and weapon selling and cultural trading. I CELEBRATE LUNAR NEW YEAR TO SINCE INDEPENDENCE! BUT NOWRUZ is my heart!
But hey, stop killing innocent Uyghurs!
- Kuwaitball - She has the worlds strongest currency and she has alot of oil.
- Palestineball - Fellow Muslim Brother. I recognize him.
- Hong Kongball - Even though you're the son of the UK, but we both hate Borat.
- Japanball - He hates Logan Paul like I hate Jake Paul. Anime is good.
- Ukraineball - I may recognize Crimea referendum. BUT I LOVE PEACE so I will provide aid to you temporary.
- EUball - I want Normalcy.
- Somaliaball - Fellow muslim brother, He is getting help from my other brother.
- Israelcube - Despite the fact that he bullies Palestineball, we still maintain excellent relations. He has an embassy in Nursultan, I have an embassy in Tel Aviv. Plus he buys my oil. He also banned a Borat Ad in his country. Now because of Borat everyone thinks we are an Anti-Semitic Country even though it's the Opposite Scenario. He also helped in the war with resistance to Nazism.
Not to mention that we are two of the few countries that are not balls.
- Soviet Unionball - He's so proud of me for sending many people to space BUT STOP USING ME AS A NUCLEAR TEST SITE! but it's all good, you know I actually was still in the Soviet Union even after Russia left and I kind of wanted to still stay in the Soviet Union but by then he was almost dead so the only option for me was independence. and he of hittings Chileball with a spaceship launched in Baikonurball xdxdxd!
- Uzbekistanball - Turkic sister! And I am very sorry what i called you noisy people in your brain Please Forgive me!
Бейтарап (Neutral)[edit | edit source]
- UKball -
REMOVE BORAT!!!But, I got a lot of tourists thanks to your shitty movie. I like your humor though sometimes...
- Polandball - Look, I am very sorry for what happened in that weird video. I don't remember doing this...
- Tunisiaball - WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!
Дұшпандар (Enemıes)[edit | edit source]
- ISISball - Cause he is a terrorist. Good thing he is not anywhere close to central Asia, except for that mass shootings recently in Aktobe and Almaty. STOP EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - I hate him because he exports Wahhabism AND YOU TRIED TO KILL UZBEKISTAN'S PRESIDENT?!
- Borat 1 and 2 - GOD DAMMIT! NOT YOU AGAIN. Screw yuo! WAIT, YUO EVEN HAVE AN SEQUEL?! But thanks for tourists...
- Kosovoball - I'm sorry, but I cannot recognize you. As I'm being supposed to say, you are part of Serbiaball and that's the end of it. We are both kebab, however...
Why Kazakhbrıck ıs a Brıck[edit | edit source]
When Polandball originated on the website Krautchan the moderators of the board were looking to adopt countryballs as the official markers of user's national backgrounds. Kazakhstan's flag was notably wider than other flags and its design can't fit into a round shape. The admins then decided to simply preserve Kazakhstan as its rectangular form, adopting the term "Kazakhbrick" to refer to it.
An in-universe explanation for this is that the Kazakhstani government moved the capital city status from Almatybrick to File:Astana-icon.png Nursultanbrick in the late '90s, therefore many constructions are started in Nursultan, and Kazakhstan needed so many bricks for it.
Ex-Soviet authors sometimes interpret Kazakhstan's rectangular shape as a rug, rather than a brick, considering that Central Asia is famous in the former USSR for its rug weaving.
Another reason is due to Kazakhbrick's attempts to join BRICS.
|Regions||Almatybrick ( Almatybrick) • Arkalykbrick • File:Astana-icon.png Astanabrick • Baikonurbrick • Akmolabrick • Aktobebrick • Atyraubrick • Ekibastuzbrick • Turkistanbrick • West Kazakhbrick • East Kazakhbrick • North Kazakhbrick • Mangystaubrick ( Aktaubrick) • Pavlodarbrick • Karagandabrick • Kostanaybrick • Kyzylordabrick • Jambylbrick|
|Former entities||Migrants from South (Steppe Peoples) • Scythiaball • Hunball • Rouran Khaganateball • Gokturkball • Qarlukidsball • Kimek Khanateball • Oghuz Yabguball • Kara-Khanidball • Qara Khitaiball • Mongol Empireball • Golden Hordeball ( White Hordeball) • Chagataiball • Moghulistanball • Uzbek Khanateball • Nogai Hordeball • Kazakh Khanatebrick • Russian Empireball ( Russian Turkestanball) • Turkestan Autonomyball • Alash Autonomybrick • ( Turkestan ASSRball • Kirghiz ASSRbrick • Kazakh ASSRbrick) • ( Kazakh SSRbrick)|
|I can into #1 exporter of potassium but REMOVE BORAT!!!|