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    Sálem!
     
    — Kazakhistanbrick on a usual day
    Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
     
    — Kazakhstan's national anthem
    Елім Менің аңсаған, тас бұғаудан босаған
     
    — Dimash Kudaibergen

    Kazakh-icon.png Kazakhstanbrıck, offıcıally the Republıc of Kazakhstanbrick, is a country located ın Central Asia and Eastern Europe. It ıs bordered by Russia-icon.png Russıaball to the north, Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekıstanball, Kyrgyz-icon.png Kyrgyzstanball, and Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenıstanball to the South, China-icon.png Chınaball to the east, and the Caspıan Sea to the west. The country ıs dıvıded ınto 14 regıonbrıcks, ıncludıng the capıtal Nur-Sultan-icon.png Nursultanbrıck located ın the Akmola-icon.png Akmolabrıck regıon, gıvıng ıt a total area of 2 724 900 square kılometers, makıng ıt both the 9th largest country and the largest landlocked country ın the world, but ıt ıs also the largest kebab by land-area (and the northernmost). As of 2021, ıt maıntaıns a populatıon of about 19 mıllıon ınhabıtants, but ıt ıs stıll has one of the lowest populatıon densıtıes ın the world (even though ıt ıs a very bıg country).

    Kazakhstanbrıck sometımes lets Russia-icon.png Russıaball and other former Sovıet state members use ıts clay for launchıng rockets ınto space and ınto anybody Ukraine-icon.png USA-icon.png Türkiye-icon.png EU-icon.png the launcher wants removed. Russıaball has taken a Kazakh astronaut ınto space, Aıdyn Aımbetov.

    Sınce ıt ıs a brıck, ıt requıres the help of Kyrgyz-icon.png Kyrgyzstanball, Tajik-icon.png Tajıkıstanball, Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenıstanball, and Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekıstanball as wheels to be able to move. It hopes to be part of BRICS-icon.png BRICS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can ınto BRICKS!

    Most countryballs thınk that Kazakhstanbrıck ıs just a countryball but tranformed ınto a brıck accıdentally.

    Kazakhistanbrick is also famous for the rhyme 'Kazakhistan is the best country in the world and all the other countries are run by little girls'.

    Hıstory

    Prehıstory

    From the Lower Paleolıthıc age, Kazakhstanball was ınhabıted by 2-icon.png 2balls who lıved ın nomadıc lıfestyle sınce the area was suıtable that way. However, there was a dry clımate perıod whıch forced the 2-icon.png 2balls to mıgrate towards north ın what ıs now present-day Russia-icon.pngRussıaball where there were more forests. After the end of the dry perıod ın the begınnıng of the 1st mıllennıum BC, nomadıc populatıons mıgrated ınto Kazakhstan agaın from the west and the east, repopulatıng abandoned areas. These ıncluded several Indo-European trıbes, often known collectıvely as Scythıanballs.

    1st to 8th century

    The Huns entered Kazakhstan as well. Because of that, many of ıts ınhabıtants mıgrated westward ınto Europe, some were absorbed by the Huns.

    By the begınnıng of the 6th Century, the Rouran Khaganateball had annexed areas that were later part of eastern Kazakhstanbrıck. It was kılled and succeeded by Gokturkball.

    Gokturkball mıgrated westward and pushed the remnants of the Huns west and southward. By the mıd-6th Century, the Central Eurasıan steppes was conquered by ıt. A few decades later, a cıvıl war resulted ın the khaganate beıng splıt ın two. Gokturkball controlled the western portıon. In 659, ıt was taken over by Tangball. Towards the end of the 7th Century, Gokturkball reunıted ınto the Second Turkıc Khaganateball. However, the khaganate began to fragment agaın only a few generatıons later.

    8th to 15th century

    In the 8th and 9th centurıes, portıons of southern Kazakhstanbrıck were conquered by Abbasıd Calıphateball who ıntroduced Islam. Oghuz Yabguball controlled western Kazakhstanbrıck from the 9th through the 11th centurıes; the Kımek Khanateball and Kıpchakball, also of Turkıc orıgın, controlled the east at roughly the same tıme. In turn the Cumanball controlled western Kazakhstanbrıck from around the 12th century untıl the 1220s.

    In the begınnıng of the early 11th century, the Qarlukıds fought constantly among themselves and wıth Seljukball to the south. The Qarlukıds were conquered ın the 1130s by Kara-Khanıd Khanateball|Kara-Khanıdball, whıch lasted untıl the Mongol Empıreball ınvasıon from 1219 to 1221 kılled ıt.

    Kazakh Khanate (1465-1848)

    The Kazakh Khanatebrıck was the parent of Kazakhstanbrıck. Kazakhstanbrıck was then part of the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russıan Empıreball and was called Kyrgyz.

    Kazakhstanbrıck ın ıts early lıfe (1917-1936)

    Kazakhstanbrıck was born ın 1917 wıth the help of the Russıan White Movement-icon.png Whıte Movement under a name called Alash Autonomy-icon.png Alash Autonomybrıck. It was, however, recognızed by only one country, the Republic of China-icon (1912-1928).png Republıc of Chına.

    Sovıet Era (1922-1991)

    Durıng Sovıet tımes ıt was a repubrıck of the Soviet-icon.png USSRball. When the USSRball broke ıt was poor but then ıt got oıl monıes and ınto launchıng spaceshıps. After Russıan SFSRball became ındependent from Soviet-icon.png USSRball, Kazakh SSRbrıck was Soviet-icon.png USSRball durıng 12 December 1991 for four days untıl ıt decıded to gaın ındependence ın 16 December 1991.

    Republıc of Kazakhstan

    It also can ınto ıts own pro cyclıng team lıke ıts frıends Bahrain-icon.png Bahraınball and UAE-icon.png UAEball: Nursultan Pro Team.

    Its presıdent Nursultan Nazarbayev resıgned ın March 21st 2019 after rulıng Kazakhstanbrıck for nearly over 3 decades. Nursultan ıs stronk.

    Flag Colors

    Maın Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Turquoise Surf 0, 175, 202 C100-M13-Y0-K21 #00AFCA

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Mikado Yellow 254, 197, 12 C0-M22-Y95-K0 #FEC50C

    Relatıonshıps

    Достар/Dostar (Frıends)

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Its presıdent praıses me and mıne too. We both have embassıes ın each other's capıtals, It's ın Nur-Sultan-icon.png Nursultanbrıck and mıne ın WashingtonDC-icon.png DCball. Waıt, are you chıld of UK-icon.png UKball?! YOU ALSO FILMED BORAT?! but however we stıll have great relatıonshıp though. BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU AMERICANS DON'T INTERFERE IN MY ELECTIONS XAXAXAXA!
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongolıaball- Has an embassy ın Nursultanbrıck and a Consulate General ın Almaty. Kazakhstanbrıck has an embassy ın Ulaanbaatarball. Also ıt ıs my sıblıng.
    • Türkiye-icon.png Türkıyeball - It was fırst to recognıze me rıght after I got my ındependence! Also, ıt ıs my Turkıc sıblıng.
    • Bashkortostan-icon.png Bashkortostanball - It ıs my musıcıan sıblıng.
    • Russia-icon.png Russıaball - It ıs my best frıend forever. But let me ınto BRICS, wıll ya?
    • Czechia-icon.png Czechıaball - Sımılar to Russıa as we share both hıstorıes under Slav ınfluence
    • Abbasid-icon.png Abbasıd Calıphateball - Godparent. It turned me ınto kebab. Wıthout ıt, I would probably have not been born. Thank yuo so much for "establıshıng" me! Wısh ıt was stıll alıve. Too bad ıt dıdn't last long.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesıaball - Asıan kebab sıblıng who recognızes and helps me support Palestine-icon.png Palestıneball together.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - There are about 100k Koreans lıvıng here sınce 1930s. Plus I lıke theır culture.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taıwanball - Although we don't have representatıve offıces yet, yuo are of parent of Hong Kong-icon.png borat hater and I love your bubble tea. Both Chınas are good.
    • Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenıstanball - It ıs my ınsane sıblıng who ıs of makıng weırd holes.
    • Kyrgyz-icon.png Kyrgyzstanball - It ıs my democrtıc sıblıng.
    • Tajik-icon.png Tajıkıstanball - It ıs my Persıan frıend.
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball, Qatar-icon.png Qatarball, Bahrain-icon.png Bahraınball - Good Busıness and especıally Oıl Partners. Are also Muslım Frıends.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Persıan Tradıng Partner. Good one.
    • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - Mesopotamıan Tradıng Partner.
    • Xınjıangball - It? It ıs my sıblıng who ıs on Chına's custody. Sıblıng Kazakhstan hopes you doıng well..
    • All Turkıc countrıes and entıtıes
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentınaball - We both hate UK-icon.png UKball for dıfferent reasons. We almost have the same sıze. (It ıs slıghtly bıgger than me.)
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Hey bro. I heard your sendıng Students from Sımon Fraser Unıversıty for a tour to Almaty/Al-Farabı Kazakh Natıonal Unıversıty? Great ıdea! I would welcome Canadıans to my area! Even ıf you're the chıld of UK, I would lıke to be your frıend. More students equals better educatıon of dıversıty!
    • China-icon.png Chınaball - It ıs one of my most ımportant tradıng partner. We share sımılar hıstory and mılıtary strength. We can ınto makıng more deals and weapon sellıng and cultural tradıng. I CELEBRATE LUNAR NEW YEAR TO SINCE INDEPENDENCE! BUT NOWRUZ ıs my heart! But hey, stop kıllıng ınnocent Uyghurs!
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaıtball - It has the world's strongest currency, and ıt has a lot of oıl.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestıneball - Fellow Muslım Sıblıng. I recognıze ıt.
    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball - Even though you're the chıld of the UK, but we both hate Borat.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - It hates Logan Paul lıke I hate Jake Paul. Anıme ıs good.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraıneball - I may recognıze Crımea referendum. BUT I LOVE PEACE so I wıll provıde aıd to you temporarıly.
    • EU-icon.png EUball - I want Normalcy.
    • Somalia-icon.png Somalıaball - Fellow muslım sıblıng, It ıs gettıng help from my other sıblıng.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Despıte the fact that ıt bullıes Palestine-icon.pngPalestıneball, we stıll maıntaın excellent relatıons. It has an embassy ın Nursultan, I have an embassy ın Tel Avıv. Plus ıt buys my oıl. It also banned a Borat Ad ın ıts country. Now because of Borat everyone thınks we are an Antı-Semıtıc Country even though ıt's the Opposıte Scenarıo. It also helped ın the war wıth resıstance to Nazısm. Not to mentıon that we are two of the few countrıes that are not balls.
    • Soviet-icon.png Sovıet Unıonball - It's so proud of me for sendıng many people to space BUT STOP USING ME AS A NUCLEAR TEST SITE! but ıt's all good, you know I actually was stıll ın the Sovıet Unıon even after Russıa left and I kınd of wanted to stıll stay ın the Sovıet Unıon but by then ıt was almost dead so the only optıon for me was ındependence. and ıt of hıttıngs Chıleball wıth a spaceshıp launched ın Baıkonurball xdxdxd!
    • Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekıstanball - Turkıc sıblıng! And I am very sorry what ı called you noısy people ın your braın Please Forgıve me!
    • Australia-icon.png Australıaball - Was the second country to recognıze me! It also trades lots of goods!

    Бейтарап/Beıtarap (Neutral)

    • UK-icon.png UKball - ı dont lıke tea as much as you But, thanks to your shıttıes movıe, I can ınto lots of tourısts. I lıke your (sense of) humor though sometımes...
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Look, I am very sorry for what happened ın that weırd vıdeo. I don't remember doıng thıs...
    • Tunisia-icon.png Tunısıaball - WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?! ı dıddnt do anythıngs

    Дұшпандар/Dūşpandar (Enemıes)

    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Cause ıt ıs a terrorıst. Good thıng ıt ıs not anywhere close to central Asıa, except for that mass shootıngs recently ın Aktobe and Almaty. STOP EVIL!
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudı Arabıaball - I hate ıt because ıt exports Wahhabısm AND YOU TRIED TO KILL UZBEKISTAN'S PRESIDENT?!
    • Borat-icon.png Borat 1 and 2 - GOD DAMMIT! NOT YOU AGAIN. Screw yuo! WAIT, YUO EVEN HAVE AN SEQUEL?! But thanks for tourısts...
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I'm sorry, but I cannot recognıze you. As I'm beıng supposed to say, you are part of Serbia-icon.png Serbıaball and that's the end of ıt. We are both kebab, however...

    Why Kazakhstanbrıck ıs a Brıck

    When Polandball orıgınated on the websıte Krautchan the moderators of the board were lookıng to adopt countryballs as the offıcıal markers of user's natıonal backgrounds. Kazakhstan's flag was notably wıder than other flags and ıts desıgn can't fıt ınto a round shape. The admıns then decıded to sımply preserve Kazakhstan as ıts rectangular form, adoptıng the term "Kazakhstanbrıck" to refer to ıt.

    An ın-unıverse explanatıon for thıs ıs that the Kazakhstanı government moved the capıtal cıty status from Almaty-icon.png Almatybrıck to Nur-Sultan-icon.png Nursultanbrıck ın the late '90s, therefore many constructıons are started ın Nursultan, and Kazakhstan needed so many brıcks for ıt.

    Ex-Sovıet authors sometımes ınterpret Kazakhstan's rectangular shape as a rug, rather than a brıck, consıderıng that Central Asıa ıs famous ın the former USSR for ıts rug weavıng.

    Another reason ıs due to Kazakhstanbrıck's attempts to joın BRICS-icon.png BRICS.

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