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    Glory to the Heroes!
     
    — Artsakhball

    Artsakhball Art Sock (formerly known as Nagorno-Karabakhball) is apart of Azerbaijan a countryball in the Caucasus region of Eurasia. He is of bordered by Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball in the west, Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball in the east and north and, Iran-icon.png Iranball in the south. Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball, from whom Artsakhball declared independence, thinks Artsakhball belongs to him.

    History

    Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball was born as a 2-icon.png 2ball, adopted by Urartu-icon.png Urartuball, Ancient Armenia-icon.png Ancient Armeniaball, Caucasian Iberia-icon.png Caucasian Iberiaball, SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, Parthia-icon.png Parthiaball, Persiaball, Bagratid Armenia-icon.png Bagratid Armeniaball, Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, Transcaucasia-icon.png Transcaucasiaball, and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball. He was then an Autonomous Oblastball within the Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png Azerbaijan SSRball.

    Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball has always had a rebellious streak. Like much of the region, it had been passed down from empireball to empireball for a long time as a provinceball. When Bagratid Armenia-icon.png Bagratid Armeniaball ruled him, it rebelled in the year 1000 with Armenia-icon (division).png Syunikball and Geghark'unikball, and started its own kingdom, becoming Kingdom of Atsakh-icon.png Kingdom of Artsakhball. However, Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball later took him over in 1261.

    Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball became an independent, though mostly unrecognized, countryball when a war over him between its big brother Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball and Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball ended. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball had given Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball custody over Artsakhball in the 1920s even though it was of Armenian clay, as a favor to Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball. When Soviet-icon.png Sovietball was dying, Artsakhball no longer wanted to live with its abusive surrogate parent Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball and broke away with its brother's help. He had tried to legally break away through the majority vote, but Soviet-icon.png Sovietball said nyet, and Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball got angry and started bombing him. Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball rushed to its brother's aid. In 1994, Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball begged for a ceasefire because Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball was into kicking its ass, and the ceasefire is still in effect (in name only), with kebabs still shooting across the border and violating the ceasefire. Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball was very damaged after the war, but began to rebuild and is about to open its first international airport. USA-icon.png USAball is thinking about recognizing him. But for now, it is only recognized by Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball, Transnistria-icon.png Transnistriaball, Armenia-icon.pngAbkhaziaball and South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball, and some stateballs.

    The biggest flare-up of the war since 1994 happened in April 2016 when Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball attacked him again, blowing up and slaughtering Talishball (one of its border villageballs), mostly to distract its public from a corrupt government and falling prices. Azers hired thugs and mercenaries from ISIS-icon.png ISISball, and Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball had target practice on Azeri tanks, threatening to move on to more fun targets like oil pipelines and the Mingachevir reservoir next should things escalate further. But soon enough Azerbaijanball called a ceasefire again after four-day bombardment, with minimal territorial gains. For many months kebab started to increase their amount of weapons for probably another invasion. In February 2017, it had a constitutional referendum where it voted to stop calling himself Nagorno-Karabakhball and call himself Artsakhball (sort of nickname until that point).

    During late 2020, Artsakhball was the epicenter of the war between Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball, and suffered civilian casualties. He ended up losing all of the land it got from the previous war, plus a little more.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - Big brother who helped me defeat the enemy of Armenians. Feel bad for him because of me it has lottings of problems. Plox help me of defeatings that Azerbaijan-icon.png stupid war declarer! NOOOOOO. IM GOING TO TURN AZERI. BUT ANYWAYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME!!!! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING SCORCHED EARTH AND RETURN TO YO!
    • Javakhk-icon.png Javakhetiball - Another brother that of stayings with khachapuri.
    • Transnistria-icon.png Transnistriaball - One of the oldest friends since I gained independence from mini kebab. We recognize each other and share good relations.
    • Abkhazia-icon.png Abkhaziaball - Another friend that is of in similar situation like me. Broke away from khinkali and became my and Transnistria's friend.
    • South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball - Newest bro who also broke away from khachapuri, we share really good relations. He also helped me when caviar attacked me in April.
    • California-icon.png Californiaball - Thanks for recognition good friend.
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - Big brother's best friend who helped me in war for independence. Feel sorry for its economies now. Recognition plox.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Big brother told me that Iran is a good friend. Thanks for not supporting Azeris.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Sells weapons to me, Thanks for pissing Azeris off.
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Big brother told me that UAE is a best friend. He helped me to support with big brother against Azerbaijan-icon.png the kebab. Thanks for supporting me and pissing Azeris off.
    • Any other countryball that recognizes me is my friend.
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - we signed a memorandum cooperation.

    Neutral

    • UN-icon.png UNball - recognition plox.
    • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Let my brother and friends go! but yuor ok because big brother like yuo.
    • OSCE-icon.png OSCEball - Even prolapsed anus man agreeings on how useless yuo are. INCLUDE ME IN NEGOTIATIONS, APUSH!
    • Mississippi-icon.png Mississippiball - it recognized me for rejecting me as a Azeri clay, but i think my Armenia-icon.png brother hates you.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Another area that is of in similar situation like me.I admire you are so rich and many countryball are your friends.

    Enemies

    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - REMOVE. REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVEEEEEEEE KEBAAAAAAAAAAB!! GO BACK WHERE YUO CAME FROM SMELLY AZER, I WAS NEVER YUORS, AM STILL NOT YUORS AND NEVER WILL BE YUORS! YUO LUCKY TURKEY AND RUSSIA GIB YUO COOL SHIT OR ME AND BIG BROTHER WOULD REMOVE YUO FROM PREMISES!!! WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS NEVER, EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL EONS A PART OF YOU!! A stinky kebab who is of trying to anchluss me but gets its ass of kicked every time. When will you understand I was never part of you??!!?? Oh, and you also used ISIS fighters in one of the clashes. Also, stop destroying ancient Armenian sites! 2020 NAGORNO-KARABAKH WAR NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!! DROP THE DAMN WEAPONS!!! ALSO, YUO DESERVE THE GENOIDE IN XOCALI!!!!! REMOVE AZERBAIJAN!!! REMOVE TURKEY!!! REMOVE ERDOGUN!!! REMOVE ALIEYEV!!! AZERIN IS NOT BETTER THAN KIM KARDASHYAN!!! RATINGS OF HER SONG WAS -10/10!!! I WILL TAKE HER TO NUBARASHEN PRISON FOREVER FOR LIFE AND FOR OUR LIVES!!!!!!! I HOPE YUO WILL LOSE TAKING ME AND OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YUO WILL HAVE YOUR FAMILIES DEAD!!! AND IF YUO WON'T STOP TAKING ME, YUO RIGHT DESERVE THE GENOCID- I MEAN WE DIDN'T BOMB YUO!!!!!1!!1!!!! YUO ARE DEAD MAN!!!!!! ALSO YUO USED FORBIDDEN CHEMICAL WEAPONS LIKE PHOSPHORUS TO BURN ME DOWN AND MY CIVILIANS?????????? YUO IS OF GETTINGS NOTHING ABOUT ME!!! YUO ARE NOT EVEN EDUCATED YET!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST DIE IN HELL!!!!!!! AND ALSO REMOVE QARABAĞ FK!!! MY HOUSE IS NOT YUORS!!! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING AND LET YOU HAVE IT!! Oh, and you are so dumb, you can't even pronounce the letter r.
    • Nakhchivan-icon.png Nakhchivanball - Nevermind about him, hes the worst. And posibly the easy one...
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - The brother of Azer AND EVEN WORSER, FUCK YUO GENOCIDER!! DROP THE DAMN WEOPONS!!! YUO ARE DEAD MAN!!!!!! I am being happy about its stocks droped and it's because of people boycotting yuor products and Liras going down because of Erdoğan. But.... P R E P A R E  F O R  Y U O R  L A S T  B R E A T H S !
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Why won't you recognize me and Armenia-icon.png my brother and give weapons and supplies to Azer?! DROP THE DAMN WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!
    • NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball - He dont recognized me your are the only state that does not recognized me!!
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - WHY YUO GAVE ME TO KEBAB YUO DICTATOR?!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Հիմար մի կտոր օգնում է Ադրբեջանին (A stupid piece helps Azerbaijan)

    Recognition

    Africa

    None

    Asia

    None

    Carribean

    None

    Central America

    None

    Europe

    Middle East

    North America

    Oceania

    South America

    None

    How to draw

    Drawing Artsakhball is not easy.

    1. Draw a black circle and divide it into three vertical stripes with red on top, blue in the middle, and orange at the bottom, like the Armenian flag.
    2. Draw a white sideways zig-zag chevron on the right side such that three small portions of the zig zag fill up one stripe. It is very apparent in the flag.
    3. Add the eyes and you have finished

    Gallery

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    Click here to see it.



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