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    Glory to the Heroes!
     
    — Artsakhball
    THEY PROTECT THE LAAAAAND!
     
    — System of a Down

    Artsakhball (formerly known as Nagorno-Karabakhball) is a countryball in the Caucasus region of Eurasia. It is bordered by a Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball in the west, Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball in the east and north and, Iran-icon.png Iranball in the south. Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball, from whom Artsakhball declared independence, thinks Artsakhball belongs to it.

    History

    Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball was born as a 2-icon.png 2ball, adopted by Urartu-icon.png Urartuball, Ancient Armenia-icon.png Ancient Armeniaball, Caucasian Iberia-icon.png Caucasian Iberiaball, SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, Parthia-icon.png Parthiaball, Persiaball, Bagratid Armenia-icon.png Bagratid Armeniaball, Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, Transcaucasia-icon.png Transcaucasiaball, and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball. It was then an Autonomous Oblastball within the Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png Azerbaijan SSRball.

    Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball has always had a rebellious streak. Like much of the region, it had been passed down from empire to empire for a long time as a provinceball. When Bagratid Armenia-icon.png Bagratid Armeniaball ruled it, it rebelled in the year 1000 with Armenia-icon (division).png Syunikball and Geghark'unikball, and started its own kingdom, becoming Kingdom of Atsakh-icon.png Kingdom of Artsakhball. However, Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball later took it over in 1261.

    Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball became an independent, though mostly unrecognized, countryball when a war over it between its big sibling Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball and Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball ended. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball had given Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball custody over Artsakhball in the 1920s even though it was of Armenian clay, as a favor to Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball. When Soviet-icon.png Sovietball was dying, Artsakhball no longer wanted to live with its abusive surrogate parent Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball and broke away with its sibling's help. It had tried to legally break away through the majority vote, but Soviet-icon.png Sovietball said nyet, and Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball got angry and started bombing it.

    Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball rushed to its sibling's aid. In 1994, Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball begged for a ceasefire because Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball was into kicking its ass, and the ceasefire is still in effect (in name only), with kebabs still shooting across the border and violating the ceasefire. Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball was very damaged after the war, but began to rebuild and is about to open its first international airport. USA-icon.png USAball is thinking about recognizing it. But for now, it is only recognized by Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball, Transnistria-icon.png Transnistriaball, Armenia-icon.pngAbkhaziaball and South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball, and some stateballs.

    The biggest flare-up of the war since 1994 happened in April 2016 when Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball attacked him again, blowing up and slaughtering Talishball (one of its border villages), mostly to distract its citizens from its own corrupt government and falling prices. Azerballs hired thugs and mercenaries from ISIS-icon.png ISISball, and Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball had target practice on Azeri tanks, threatening to move on to more fun targets like oil pipelines and the Mingachevir reservoir next should things escalate further. But soon enough Azerbaijanball called a ceasefire again after a four-day bombardment, with minimal territorial gains. For many months kebabs started to increase their amount of weapons for probably another invasion. In February 2017, it had a constitutional referendum where it voted to stop calling itself Nagorno-Karabakhball and call itself Artsakhball (sort of nickname until that point).

    In late 2020, Artsakhball was the epicenter of the war between Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball, and suffered civilian casualties. It ended up losing all of the lands it got from the previous war, plus a little more.

    Relationships

    Friends/Друзья/Ընկերներ

    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - Big sibling who helped me defeat the enemy of Armenians. Feel bad for it because of me it has lots of problems. Plox help me of defeatings that Azerbaijan-icon.png stupid war declarer! NOOOOOO. I'M GOING TO TURN AZERI. BUT ANYWAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME!!!! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING SCORCHED EARTH AND RETURN TO YO!
    • Javakhk-icon.png Javakhetiball - Another sibling that of stayings with khachapuri.
    • Transnistria-icon.png Transnistriaball - One of the oldest friends since I gained independence from the mini kebab. We recognize each other and share good relations.
    • Abkhazia-icon.png Abkhaziaball - Another friend that is of in similar situation to me. Broke away from khinkali and became my and Transnistria's friend.
    • South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball - The newest sibling who also broke away from khachapuri, we share really good relations. It also helped me when caviar attacked me in April.
    • California-icon.png Californiaball - Thanks for recognition good friend.
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - Big sibling's best friend who helped me in the war for independence. Feel sorry for its economies now. Recognition plox.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Big sibling told me that Iran is a good friend. Thanks for not supporting Azeris. Also, we trade a lot BUT AZER FINES IRANIAN TRUCKS COMING TO ME!!!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Sells weapons to me, Thanks for pissing Azeris off.
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Big sibling told me that UAE is a best friend. It helped me to support with big sibling against Azerbaijan-icon.png the kebab. Thanks for supporting me and pissing Azeris off.
    • Any other countryball that recognizes me is my friend.
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - We signed a memorandum cooperation. I also have an office in its clay.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - We have cordial unofficial relations and it voted against that resolution that recognized me as Azerbaijan.

    Neutral/Заклятие/չեզոք

    • UN-icon.png UNball - Recognition plox.
    • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Let my sibling and friends go! but yuor ok because big sibling like yuo.
    • OSCE-icon.png OSCEball - Even prolapsed anus man agreeings on how useless yuo are. INCLUDE ME IN NEGOTIATIONS, APUSH!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Another area that is in similar situation like me.I admire you are so rich and many countryball are your friends.

    Enemies/Враги/թշնամիներ

    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - A stinky kebab who is of trying to anchluss me but gets its ass of kicked every time. When will you understand I was never part of you??!!?? Oh, and you also used ISIS fighters in one of the clashes. Also, stop destroying ancient Armenian sites! 2020 NAGORNO-KARABAKH WAR NEVER FORGET!!! DROP THE DAMN WEAPONS!!! REMOVE AZERBAIJAN!!!
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - The sibling of Azer AND EVEN WORSE, FUCK YUO GENOCIDER!! DROP THE DAMN WEOPONS!!! YUO ARE DEAD!
    • NATO-icon.png NATOball -
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Why won't you recognize me and Armenia-icon.png my brother and give weapons and supplies to Azer?! DROP THE DAMN WEAPONS! YOU ARE DEAD MAN!
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - WHY YUO GAVE ME TO KEBAB YUO DICTATOR?!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Stupid guy who helps Azerbaijan.

    Recognition

    Africa

    None

    Asia

    None

    Carribean

    None

    Central America

    None

    Europe

    Middle East

    North America

    Oceania

    South America

    None

    How to draw

    Drawing Artsakhball is not easy.

    1. Draw a black circle and divide it into three vertical stripes with red on top, blue in the middle, and orange at the bottom, like the Armenian flag.
    2. Draw a white sideways zig-zag chevron on the right side such that three small portions of the zig zag fill up one stripe. It is very apparent in the flag.
    3. Add the eyes and you have finished

    Gallery

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    Click here to see it.



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