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“ | Glory to the Heroes! | ” |
— Artsakhball
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Artsakhball Art Sock (formerly known as Nagorno-Karabakhball) is apart of Azerbaijan a countryball in the Caucasus region of Eurasia. It is of bordered by Armeniaball in the west,
Azerbaijanball in the east and north and,
Iranball in the south.
Azerbaijanball, from whom Artsakhball declared independence, thinks Artsakhball belongs to him.
History
Artsakhball was born as a
2ball, adopted by
Urartuball,
Ancient Armeniaball,
Caucasian Iberiaball,
SPQRball,
Parthiaball, Persiaball,
Bagratid Armeniaball,
Mongol Empireball,
Russian Empireball,
Transcaucasiaball, and
Sovietball. It was then an Autonomous Oblastball within the
Azerbaijan SSRball.
Artsakhball has always had a rebellious streak. Like much of the region, it had been passed down from empireball to empireball for a long time as a provinceball. When
Bagratid Armeniaball ruled him, it rebelled in the year 1000 with
Syunikball and Geghark'unikball, and started its own kingdom, becoming
Kingdom of Artsakhball. However,
Mongol Empireball later took him over in 1261.
Artsakhball became an independent, though mostly unrecognized, countryball when a war over him between its big brother
Armeniaball and
Azerbaijanball ended.
Soviet Unionball had given
Azerbaijanball custody over Artsakhball in the 1920s even though it was of Armenian clay, as a favor to
Turkeyball. When
Sovietball was dying, Artsakhball no longer wanted to live with its abusive surrogate parent
Azerbaijanball and broke away with its sibling's help. It had tried to legally break away through the majority vote, but
Sovietball said nyet, and
Azerbaijanball got angry and started bombing him.
Armeniaball rushed to its sibling's aid. In 1994,
Azerbaijanball begged for a ceasefire because
Armeniaball was into kicking its ass, and the ceasefire is still in effect (in name only), with kebabs still shooting across the border and violating the ceasefire.
Artsakhball was very damaged after the war, but began to rebuild and is about to open its first international airport.
USAball is thinking about recognizing him. But for now, it is only recognized by
Armeniaball,
Transnistriaball,
Abkhaziaball and
South Ossetiaball, and some stateballs.
The biggest flare-up of the war since 1994 happened in April 2016 when Azerbaijanball attacked him again, blowing up and slaughtering Talishball (one of its border villageballs), mostly to distract his citizens from his own corrupt government and falling prices. Azerballs hired thugs and mercenaries from
Allah akbar, and
Artsakhball had target practice on Azeri tanks, threatening to move on to more fun targets like oil pipelines and the Mingachevir reservoir next should things escalate further. But soon enough Azerbaijanball called a ceasefire again after four-day bombardment, with minimal territorial gains. For many months kebab started to increase their amount of weapons for probably another invasion. In February 2017, it had a constitutional referendum where it voted to stop calling himself Nagorno-Karabakhball and call himself Artsakhball (sort of nickname until that point).
During late 2020, Artsakhball was the epicenter of the war between Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball, and suffered civilian casualties. It ended up losing all of the land it got from the previous war, plus a little more.
Relationships
Friends/Друзья/Ընկերներ
Armeniaball - Big sibling who helped me defeat the enemy of Armenians. Feel bad for him because of me it has lottings of problems. Plox help me of defeatings that
stupid war declarer! NOOOOOO. IM GOING TO TURN AZERI. BUT ANYWAYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME!!!! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING SCORCHED EARTH AND RETURN TO YO!
Javakhetiball - Another sibling that of stayings with khachapuri.
Transnistriaball - One of the oldest friends since I gained independence from mini kebab. We recognize each other and share good relations.
Abkhaziaball - Another friend that is of in similar situation like me. Broke away from khinkali and became my and Transnistria's friend.
South Ossetiaball - Newest sibling who also broke away from khachapuri, we share really good relations. It also helped me when caviar attacked me in April.
Californiaball - Thanks for recognition good friend.
Greeceball - Big sibling's best friend who helped me in war for independence. Feel sorry for its economies now. Recognition plox.
Iranball - Big sibling told me that Iran is a good friend. Thanks for not supporting Azeris.
Russiaball - Sells weapons to me, Thanks for pissing Azeris off.
UAEball - Big brother told me that UAE is a best friend. It helped me to support with big brother against
the kebab. Thanks for supporting me and pissing Azeris off.
- Any other countryball that recognizes me is my friend.
Lebanonball - we signed a memorandum cooperation. I also have an office in its clay.
USAball - We have cordial unofficial relations and it voted against that [resolution] that recognized me as Azerbaijan. Some of its children recognize me too.
Neutral/Заклятие/չեզոք
UNball - recognition plox.
Georgiaball - Let my brother and friends go! but yuor ok because big brother like yuo.
OSCEball - Even prolapsed anus man agreeings on how useless yuo are. INCLUDE ME IN NEGOTIATIONS, APUSH!
Taiwanball - Another area that is in similar situation like me.I admire you are so rich and many countryball are your friends.
Enemies/Враги/թշնամիներ
Azerbaijanball - A stinky kebab who is of trying to anchluss me but gets its ass of kicked every time. When will you understand I was never part of you??!!?? Oh, and you also used ISIS fighters in one of the clashes. Also, stop destroying ancient Armenian sites! 2020 NAGORNO-KARABAKH WAR NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!! DROP THE DAMN WEAPONS!!! REMOVE AZERBAIJAN!!! REMOVE TURKEY!!! REMOVE ERDOGAN!!! REMOVE ALIEYEV!!! AZERIN IS NOT BETTER THAN KIM KARDASHYAN!!! RATINGS OF HER SONG WAS -10/10!!! I WILL TAKE HER TO NUBARASHEN PRISON FOREVER FOR LIFE AND FOR OUR LIVES!!!!!!! I HOPE YUO WILL LOSE TAKING ME AND OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YUO WILL HAVE YOUR FAMILIES DEAD!!! AND IF YUO WON'T STOP TAKING ME, YUO RIGHT DESERVE THE GENOCID- I MEAN WE DIDN'T BOMB YUO!!!!!1!!1!!!! YUO ARE DEAD MAN!!!!!! ALSO YUO USED FORBIDDEN CHEMICAL WEAPONS LIKE PHOSPHORUS TO BURN ME DOWN AND MY CIVILIANS?????????? YUO IS OF GETTINGS NOTHING ABOUT ME!!! YUO ARE NOT EVEN EDUCATED YET!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST DIE IN HELL!!!!!!! AND ALSO REMOVE QARABAĞ FK!!! MY HOUSE IS NOT YUORS!!! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING AND LET YOU HAVE IT!! Oh, and you are so dumb, you can't even pronounce the letter r.
Nakhchivanball - Nevermind about it, it's the worst. And posibly the easy one...
Turkeyball - The sibling of Azer AND EVEN WORSER, FUCK YUO GENOCIDER!! DROP THE DAMN WEOPONS!!! YUO ARE DEAD!!!!!! I am being happy about its stocks droped and it's because of people boycotting yuor products and Liras going down because of Erdoğan. But.... I ' L L S H O W Y O U T H E N T H I S!
Pakistanball - Why won't you recognize me and
my brother and give weapons and supplies to Azer?! DROP THE DAMN WEAPONS! YOU ARE DEAD MAN!
Arizonaball & New Mexicoball - they dont recognized me your are the only states that does not recognized me!!
Soviet Unionball - WHY YUO GAVE ME TO KEBAB YUO DICTATOR?!
Israelcube - A stupid piece helps Azerbaijan. Free Palestine!
Recognition
Africa
None
Asia
None
Carribean
None
Central America
None
Europe
Middle East
North America
USAball (Except
New Mexicoball)
Oceania
South America
None
How to draw
Drawing Artsakhball is not easy.
- Draw a black circle and divide it into three vertical stripes with red on top, blue in the middle, and orange at the bottom, like the Armenian flag.
- Draw a white sideways zig-zag chevron on the right side such that three small portions of the zig zag fill up one stripe. It is very apparent in the flag.
- Add the eyes and you have finished
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