The foundations of British Empireball were laid when Kingdom of Englandball and Kingdom of Scotlandball were seperate kingdomballs. In 1496, King Henry VII of Englandball, following the success of Spanish Empireball and Portugese Empireball in overseas exploration, commisioned John Cabot to lead a voyage to discover a route to Asia via the North Atlantic. Five years later after the European Discovery of America, but it made landfall on the coast of Newfoundlandball, and, mistakenly beliving that it had reached Asia, there was no attempt to found a colony. Cabot led another voyage to the Americas the following year but nothing was ever heard of its ships again. After Scotlandball went almost bankrupt after trying to establish a colony in Panamaball's clay, Englandball offered Scotlandball a union and created the Kingdom of Great Britain.Throughout the ages, more colonies were established, One of the most famous one's being Jamestownball (Virginia), or the lost colony of Roanoke Colonyball. One of its most prized possesions was USAball who at the time was kown as Thirteen Coloniesball. Unfortonitly for the Crown, Thirteen Coloniesball would revolt, and Britan would lose the colony. Britan also had colonies in North Amarica, and British Australiaball, but later made a colony in Indiaball, (who was named British Rajball or British India at the time) British Rajball Brought the crown tea, and the crown loved it. British Empireball made more and more colonies in Asia, such as British Hong Kongball, British Tringapore, British Malayaball, and British Ceylonball. He only made colonies where it could get good things, for example, it had a lot of colonies in the Caribbean, because it could get sugar in those places that can increase its economy, while only having a few in South and Central America, because the land didn't bring Britian many good things that attracted him to build more colonies. He later made even more colonies in Africa. He got what it wanted in the Scramble for Africa, but then the colonies fought to end British rule. Revolution after revolution, Britan lost most of his colonies until it had nothing more than an island in South America, who fights with Argentinaball over its other colony . The British empire supposedly ended in 1922 when Irelandball gained Independence, but it actually didn't, since it still had colonies outside of Europe. In 1941, the Japanese Empire kidnapped British Hong Kongball, British Tringapore, British Malayaball and more , which triggered the British. 4 years later, they surrendered and the empire once again control its colonies again. On 1997, the empire died when Hong Kongball was
stolen taken by Chinaball, who claimed it to be a "handover" Though the empire has supposedly died, the sun will rise again on the British Empire when the UK successfully gain full control of Hong Kong.
He used to own
- British Australiaball
- British Americaball
- British Antiguaball
- British Barbadosball
- British North Borneoball
- British Burmaball
- British Canadaball
- British Cameroonsball
- British Cyprusball
- British Dominicaball
- British East Africaball
- British Jamaicaball
- British Kenyaball
- British Kuwaitball
- British Palestinecube
- British Nigeriaball
- British Gambiaball
- British Gold Coastball
- British Guyanaball
- British Fijiball
- British Transjordanball
- British Hong Kongball
- British Tanganyikaball
- British Trinidad and Tobagoball
- British Tringapore
- British Swazilandball
- British Sumatraball
- British Rajball
- British Hondurasball
- British Rhodesiaball
- British South West Africaball
- British Malayaball
- British Maltaball
- British Mauritiusball
- British Iraqball
- British Ugandaball
- British Zanzibarball
- Muscat and Omanball
- Southern Rhodesiaball
- Sultanate of Egyptball
- Trucial Statesball
- Northern Rhodesiaball
- Union of South Africaball
- Thirteen Coloniesball
- Zulu Kingdomball
- Australiaball - One of my most loyal sons! He was kinda crazy about that those bird stuff.
- Bahamasball - A very good vacation spot! The riches of me go there for vacation
- Bangladeshball - He used to be part of British Rajball.
- Barbadosball : Atlantis are relaxings
- Bermudatriangle - You are still mine. Also good vacation spot like her. But there's just too many missing ships and airplanes.
- Belizeball - His name was British Hondurasball, and it was definately NOT that stupid spanish speaking name stealer!
- Botswanaball - One of the most developed African nations. You and Kenyaball are my favorite African songs since you both behave and protect on wildlife!
- Bruneiball - Formely was part of British Malayaball.
- Canadaball - VERY loyal son, most likley the most loyal. He's good at Ice Hockey.
- Cyprusball - Take out that fake Turkish puppet!
- Dominicaball - Not that Spanish Suger Suppliar.
- Egyptball - HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY OWNERSHIP OF THE CANAL AND STOP PROTESTING YOU UNGREATFUL BASTARD! Other than that, He has plenty of historic Egyptian materials I put into museums.
- eSwatiniball - I wonder why I didn't make its a part of South Africaball.
- Falklandsball - I will always defend you from that Argentinaball.
- Fijiball - My favorite water source!
- Gambiaball -
- Ghanaball - I am sorry for enslaving you. Stop fighting with my Rich Formal slave about who's rice is better.
- Gibraltarball - Son in europe. Remember, you are mine, not hers!
- Grenadaball - Vacation spot. Formerly was a disgusting commie but it got over that now.
- Guyanaball What? I need a South American colony.
- Hong Kongball - One of my best colonies. He was the most developed British territories until China him from me which killed me.
- Indiaball - STOP REBELLING!!! STOP CLAIMING IM A RACIST YOU JERK! Otherwise, it is my crown jewel in tea.
- Isle of Manball
- Israelcube - I adopted him during ww2 so jews can have a safe place.
- Jamaicaball - Good colony. But stop smoking weed and getting high!
- Kenyaball - I like your safaris. Can you be a tourist? Your one of my favorite African sons!
- Kiribatiball - Vacation!! But please don't sink!
- Lesothoball - South African son that FOLLOWS THE QUEEN LETS GO!!
- Malawiball - Why did I colonize you.. Oh YEAH!! I thought you had resources. Please stop it with the floods!
- Malaysiaball - Another Asian son! But stop bullying My mad son.
- Maldivesball - Noo your sinking!!! But yeah you are one of my most favourite vacation locations.
- Mauritiusball - Good spot in africa for a vacation.
- Maltaball - My European
Arabicdaughter! I like your Medival architecture!
- Marshall Islandsball Aren't you a part of USAball?
- Namibiaball Weren't you a colony of Germanyball?
- Nauruball Pacific Island where I go to for vacations.
- New Zealandball - One of my youngest children, and it is also a very successful country.
I always confuse its with Australiaball.
- Nigeriaball - Sorry for Enslaving you in the past. He has a cool culture. But stop fighting with My other formal colonial slave about who's rice is better!
- Omanball - Very hot dessert with so much oil and skyscrapers.
- - Pakistanball He also rebelled with Curry Agressor but it is capitalist so that's good!
- Palestineball - Former protectorate who bickers with him.
- Papua New Guineaball - I like your birds! Send some if you are willing to.
- Qatarball - He owns one of my favorite new channel AAl-Jazeera!
- Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball - Overseas territory
where I sent that no good frog Napoleon to die. Can into vacation spot.
- Saint Kitts and Nevisball -
ALEXANDER HAMILTONS BIRTHPLACE REEEEEEMOOOOVVVEEENice Island who is a good vacation place to invest.
- Saint Luciaball - Same with Saint Kitts and Nevis.
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Same with Saint Lucia.
- Samoaball - Same with Saint Vincent and the Grenadines.
- Seychellesball - NICE HDI YOU GOT THERE! Same with Samoa.
- Sierra Leoneball -
Your name looks like a french perfume brand!Also former west African Colonial slave. Sorry.
- Tringapore - GIVE MONEY PLOX. He and its twin Milk tea give lots of money and are very successful! Thank you!
- Solomon Islandsball - Island which is a nice vacation and investment.
- South Africaball - I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I DONE OK??? I like Nelson Mandela! Also, give me diamonds, please!
- Somalilandball - I adopted him since after the Berlin conference.
- Sri Lanka - Historical architecture you got there? Like Pyraminds and Semi Pyraminds I need to make museums on your clay!
- Sudanball - Thanks for the semi pyramids and actually being loyal to me unlike your cruel brother.
- Tanzaniaball - Nice safaris but stop poaching and killing Albinos please!
- Tongaball - Another vacation spot.
- Trinidad and Tobagoball - Yet another vacation spot.
- Tuvaluball - I can relax forever in its clay.
- USAball (just only these thirteen states) - He was well....our relationship is complicated. He's a good son, but our dear family are concerned. With all that Fast food and its health, it seems like he's finished very soon...
- Ugandaball - Stop killing gays! How did you just let one of your past dicators treat the british minorities so badly?! You shock me!
- Vanuatuball - Yay another vacation island But stop it with the natural storms m8.
- Zambiaball - GIVE ME DIAMONDS and I like your resources!
- Zimbabweball - Son, I think you need to stop printing money. Your economy is
turning you into a balloongetting worse.
And some colonies that are now part of these countries:
- Franceball -You were a real bulldog during those wars we had, but I forgive you... We became allies in World War I and World War II.
- CSAball - We were good friends actually, I bought cotton from him, we shared the same Anthem that was next to Bonnie Blue Flag and Dixie, I wanted to help him out, but it had slavery and I was only going to help him if it ended slavery, but it did not, and I did not wanna help a slave lover.
- Kingdom Of Franceball - OOOOOOH I HATE YOU SO MUCH! But I should had helped him more against those French First Republicball.
- Argentinaball - FALKLANDS IS MINE YOU NAZI SUPPORTER!!!!!
- Nazi Germanyball - OH HELL TO THE NO NO NO! YOU'LL PAY FOR EVERY FUCKING SIN YOU COMMITTED!
- Chinaball - YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY END!!!!
- Japanese Empireball - Why did you anschluss my poor children?!! I thought we allies in WW1... but thank god were nuked by My son!! and all my colonies in southeast asia are mine you hear?! Not yours!!! At least you had the right to take the kraut's colonies in WW1...
||Botswanaball • Cameroonball • Eswatiniball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Kenyaball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mauritiusball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • Nigeriaball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Sierra Leoneball • South Africaball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball • Zambiaball|
|Asia||Bangladeshball • Bruneiball • Indiaball • Malaysiaball • Pakistanball • Sri Lankaball • Tringapore|
|Europe||Cyprusball • Maltaball|
|North America||Antigua and Barbudaball • Bahamasball • Barbadosball • Belizeball • Canadaball • Dominicaball • Grenadaball •|
|Oceania||Australiaball • Fijiball • Kiribatiball • Nauruball • New Zealandball • Papua New Guineaball • Samoaball • Solomon Islandsball • Tongaball • Tuvaluball • Vanuatuball|
|Former members||Irelandball (1931-1949) • Maldivesball (1965-2016) • Zimbabweball (1980-2003)|