British Empireball

For the modern countryball, see UKball.

British Empireball
↓  → 1707 - 1997
"The sun never sets on the British Empire."
General information
Government	Constitutional Monarchy
Personality	Tough, cruel to anyone who opposes it, very patriotic, a bit brutal, "honest" like its future self
Language	Official Language: English Other languages: Scottish Gaelic Scots Welsh Manx Irish Cornish Dutch Afrikaans Xhosa French Chinese Hindi Greek Spanish Llanito Maltese Arabic Hebrew Bengali German Zulu Urdu Maori Punjabi Samoan Sanskrit Swahili Fijian Tok Pisin Hiri Motu Telugu Tamil Burmese Malay Kannada Gujarati Sinhalese Nepali Pashto Tuvaluan Maya Divedhi Odia Kashmiri Dzongkha Swazi Setswana Venda Tsonga Sesotho Sotho Ndebele Gilbertese Pitkern/Pitcairnese-Norfolkese Bislama Tongan Niuan Hawaiian Fijian Hindi Jamaican Patois Luganda Bahamian Creole Sindhi Bodo Dogri Assamese Konkani Malayalam Manipuri Marathi Maithili Santali
Type	Mainland : Celtic Germanic
Capital	Londonball
Religion	Christianity Protestantism
Relations and opinions
Friends	All its colonies with some being: British Canadaball British Bahamasball British Hondurasball British Jamaicaball British Antiguaball British Australiaball British Rajball (not really) British Barbadosball Bermudatriangle British Hondurasball Bechuanalandball British Malayaball British Cameroonball British Cyprusball British Hong Kongball Other friends: Ethiopian Empireball (During ww2 and afterwards) Best independent child ever (sometimes) Portuguese Empireball Giant island child Russian Empireball (WW1)
Enemies	YOU WILL BE MINE AGAIN! (until after 1820s) STOP ASKING FOR INDEPENDENCE, YUO!!! (formerly) YOU Franceball (until 1880s) Emirate of Afghanistanball Qingball British Rajball (not really) Spanish Empireball (most of the time) German Empireball Russian Empireball (Before ww1) South African Republicball Orange Free Stateball Zulu Kingdomball For surviving my colonization attempts (Before ww2) My empire is bigger than yours THE WORST BALL IN EXISTENCE! FAKE ISLAND EMPIRE Kingdom of Italyball STOP TRYING TO MAKE MY COLONIES COMMIES! RESPONSIBLE FOR MY END!! NO MORE FOOD FOR YOU
Likes	Having a vast empire, Queen Elizabeth II of England, King George VI of England (R.I.P. to both of them)
Dislikes	Bottle of Water (AKA Boh'oh'ohw'oh'oh) Revolutions, Communism, Nazism, colonies becoming independent, King Edward VIII of England
Historical information
Preceded by	Kingdom of Englandball Kingdom of Scotlandball Kingdom of Irelandball
Succeeded by	UKball it
Is of importants
Can into space?	Yes,( if surviving at our times ... )
Börk	Britannia
Food	Sugar, crops, mostly food from colonies (TEA)
Status
Now UKball
Notes
Sun never sets--it gets bad sunburns

The  British Empireball was a Empireball owned by the UKball, composed of dominions, colonies, protectorates, mandates and other territories ruled by UKball. It likes to take over every country. The British Empire has invaded 75% of all countries on  Earthball owning 25% of the total world.

History

The foundations of British Empireball were laid when Kingdom of Englandball and Kingdom of Scotlandball were seperate kingdomballs. In 1496, King Henry VII of Englandball, following the success of  Spanish Empireball and  Portugese Empireball in overseas exploration, commisioned John Cabot to lead a voyage to discover a route to Asia via the North Atlantic. Five years later after the European Discovery of America, but it made landfall on the coast of Newfoundlandball, and, mistakenly beliving that it had reached Asia, there was no attempt to found a colony. Cabot led another voyage to the Americas the following year but nothing was ever heard of its ships again.

After  Scotlandball went almost bankrupt after trying to establish a colony in  Panamaball's clay,  Englandball offered  Scotlandball a union and created the Kingdom of Great Britain. Throughout the ages, more colonies were established, One of the most famous ones being Jamestownball (Virginia), or the lost colonyball. One of its most prized possessions was USAball who at the time was known as  Thirteen Coloniesball. Unfortunately for the Crown, Thirteen Coloniesball would revolt, and Britain would lose the colony.

Britan also had colonies in North America, and British Australiaball, but later made a colony in Indiaball, (who was named British Rajball or British India at the time) British Rajball Brought the crown tea, and the crown loved it. British Empireball made more and more colonies in Asia, such as British Hong Kongball,  British Tringapore,  British Malayaball, and  British Ceylonball.

 It only made colonies where it could get good things, for example, it had a lot of colonies in the Caribbean because it could get sugar in those places that can increase its economy, while only having a few in South and Central America, because the land didn't bring Britain many good things that attracted him to build more colonies. It later made even more colonies in  Africa.

It got what it wanted in the Scramble for Africa, but then the colonies fought to end British rule. Revolution after the revolution, Britain lost most of its colonies until it had nothing more than an island in South America, who fights with Argentinaball over its other  colony.

The British empire supposedly was thought to end in 1922 when Irelandball gained Independence, but it actually didn't, since it still had colonies outside of Europe. In 1941, the Japanese Empire kidnapped British Hong Kongball, British Tringapore,  British Malayaball and more, which triggered the British. 4 years later, they surrendered and the empire once again controls its colonies again. In 1997, the empire died when Hong Kongball was stolen taken by Chinaball, who claimed it to be a "handover" Though the empire has supposedly died, the sun will rise again on the British Empire when the UK successfully gain full control of Hong Kong.

Colonies

Historical:

• Aden Protectorateball
• Basutolandball
• Bechuanalandball
• British Antiguaball
• British Australiaball
• British Barbadosball
• British Burmaball
• British Cameroonsball
• British Canadaball
• British Cyprusball
• British Dominicaball
• British Gambiaball
• British Gold Coastball
• British Guyanaball
• British Fijiball
• British Hong Kongball
• British Hondurasball
• British Iraqball
• British Jamaicaball
• British Kenyaball
• British Kuwaitball
• British Maltaball
• British Malayaball
• British Mauritiusball
• British New Guineaball
• British New Zealandball
• British Nigeriaball
• British North Borneoball
• British Nauruball
• British Palestinecube
• British Papuaball
• British Rajball
• British Rhodesiaball
• British Somalilandball
• British South Africaball
• British South West Africaball
• British Swazilandball
• British Sumatraball
• British Transjordanball
• British Tanganyikaball
• British Tringapore
• British Trinidad and Tobagoball
• British Ugandaball
• British Zanzibarball
• Bruneiball
• Colony of British Columbiaball
• Crown Colony of Sarawakball
• Muscat and Omanball
• North Borneoball
• Northern Rhodesiaball
• Nyasalandball
• Southern Rhodesiaball
• Rupert's Landball
• Sultanate of Egyptball
• Thirteen Coloniesball
• Trucial Statesball
• Zulu Kingdomball

To cut it short, it had a lot of colonies.

Present day:

• Australiaball - One of my most loyal children that used to be my Penal Colony! They were kinda weird about that those bird stuff.
• Bahamasball - A very good vacation spot! The richest of my people go there for vacation.
• Bangladeshball - They used to be part of British Rajball.
• Barbadosball : Atlantis is relaxings BUT FRICK YOU FOR YOU ABANDONED THE QUEEN
• Bermudatriangle - They are still mine. Also good vacation spot like Bahamasball, but there are just too many missing ships and airplanes.
• Belizeball - Their name was British Hondurasball, and it was definitely NOT that stupid spanish speaking name stealer!
• Botswanaball - One of the most developed African nations. You and Kenyaball are my favorite African children since you both behave and protect wildlife!
• Bruneiball - Was a part of British Malayaball.
• Canadaball - VERY loyal child, most likely the most loyal. They're outstanding at Ice Hockey.
• Cyprusball - Take out that  fake Turkey crap !
• Dominicaball - Not that Spanish sugar Supplier.
• Egyptball - HOW DARE THEY BREAK MY OWNERSHIP OF THE CANAL AND THEY HAVE TO STOP PROTESTING, THE UNGRATEFUL BASTARD! Other than that, He has plenty of historic Egyptian materials I put into museums.
• eSwatiniball - I wonder why I didn't make it a part of South Africaball.
•  Falklandsball - I will always defend them from that  Argentinaball.
• Fijiball - My favorite water source!
• Gambiaball - Little Chileball.
• Ghanaball - I am sorry for enslaving them. They also have to stop fighting with my Rich Formal slave about who's rice is better! Can you play Coffin Dance at my funeral hehehehe?
• Gibraltarball - Child in Europe. Remember, they are mine, not  Spainball's!
• Grenadaball - Vacation spot. Formerly was a disgusting commie but they luckily dropped that stupid ideology.
• Guyanaball - What? I needed a South American colony?
• Hong Kongball - My best colonies. They were my most developed territory until Chinaball took it from me which really hurt me deep down inside.
• Indiaball - THEY MUST STOP REBELLING! YOU MUST STOP CLAIMING I'M A RACIST, YOU JERK! Otherwise, they're the crown jewel in tea.
• Iraqball - Child in the Middle East but don't eat Kuwaitball.
• Irelandball - Probably my least favourite child.
• Isle of Manball
• Israelcube - I adopted ir during ww2 so Jews can have a safe place. But please stop annoying your sibling!
• Jamaicaball - Good colony. But stop smoking weed and getting high!
• Kenyaball - I like your safaris. Can you be a tourist? You're one of my favorite African sons!
• Kiribatiball - Vacation!! But please don't sink!
• Kuwaitball - Another child from Arab who is has most valuable currency.
• Lesothoball - Suicidal South African child that FOLLOWS THE QUEEN LETS GO!!
• Malawiball - Why did I colonize you... Oh YEAH!! I thought you had resources. Please stop it with the floods!
• Malaysiaball - Another Asian child! But stop bullying My mad son. I love your Twin Towers but you're still friends with that Dutch spices bearer.
• Maldivesball - Noo you're sinking! But yeah you are one of my most favourite vacation locations.
• Mauritiusball - Good spot in Africa for a vacation.
• Maltaball - My European Arabic child! I like your Medival architecture!
• Marshall Islandsball - Aren't you a part of USAball?
• Myanmarball - Asian Kebab Remover child has a hard time living its life, but please don't slaughter Muslims.
• Namibiaball - Weren't you a colony of Germanyball? 
• New Zealandball - One of my youngest children, and it is also a very successful country. I always confuse it with  Australiaball. 
• Nigeriaball - Sorry for Enslaving you in the past. It has a cool culture. But stop fighting with My other formal colonial slave about who's rice is better!
• Omanball - Very hot dessert with so much oil and skyscrapers.
• Pakistanball - It also rebelled with Curry Agressor but it is capitalist so that's good!
• Palestineball - Former protectorate who keeps getting bickered by it.
• Papua New Guineaball - I like your birds! Send some if you are willing to.
• Qatarball - It owns one of my favorite new channels Al-Jazeera!
•  Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball - Overseas territory where I sent that no good frog Napoleon to die. Can into vacation spot.
• Saint Kitts and Nevisball - ALEXANDER HAMILTONS BIRTHPLACE REEEEEEMOOOOVVVEEE  Nice Island who is a good vacation place to invest.
• Saint Luciaball - Same with Saint Kitts and Nevis.
• Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Same with Saint Lucia.
• Samoaball - Same with Saint Vincent and the Grenadines.
• Seychellesball - NICE HDI YOU GOT THERE! Same with Samoa.
• Sierra Leoneball - Your name looks like a French perfume brand!  Also former West African slave. Sorry.
• Tringapore - GIVE MONEY PLOX. It and its twin milk tea give lots of money and are very successful! Thank you!
• Solomon Islandsball - Island which is a nice vacation and investment.
• South Africaball - I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I DONE OK??? I like Nelson Mandela! Also, give me diamonds, please!
• Somalilandball - I adopted it since after the Berlin conference.
• Sri Lanka - Historical architecture you got there? Like Pyraminds and Semi Pyraminds I need to make museums on your clay!
• Sudanball - Thanks for the semi pyramids and actually being loyal to me unlike your cruel sibling.
  • South Sudanball - It was technically under my control. Sad I collapsed before I even got to meet you.
• Tanzaniaball - Nice safaris but stop poaching and killing Albinos, please!
• Tongaball - Another vacation spot.
• Trinidad and Tobagoball - Yet another vacation spot.
• Tuvaluball - I can relax forever in its clay.
• UAEball - I loved visiting Dubai! You are a very rich child!!
• USAball (just only these thirteen states) - It was well....our relationship is complicated. It's a good child, but our dear  family are concerned. With all that fast food and its health, it seems like it's finished very soon...
• Ugandaball - I'm pretty sterile about you.
• Vanuatuball - Yay another vacation island But stop it with the natural storms m8.
• Zambiaball - GIVE ME DIAMONDS and I like your resources!
• Zimbabweball - Child, I think you need to stop printing money. Your economy is turning you into a balloon getting worse.

And some colonies that are now part of these countries:

• Cameroonball
• Chinaball
• Indonesiaball

Relations

Friends

• Portuguese Empireball - Gee, have we STILL been friends since the 14th century? You REALLY are a good and loyal friend, sticking by my side from the Middle Ages to the Modern Era, where THEY ended our empires.
• Franceball - You were a real bulldog during those wars we had, but I forgive you... We became allies in World War I and World War II.
• Netherlandsball - I still don't really like the lad that much because the expeditioners kept trying to take my colonies back then! Well at least we're fine now, and I liberated most of the Dutch clay from Nazi occupation.
• Kingdom of Hawaiiball - Rough start, I tampered with them a lil' and they ended up killing mah explorer. But eventually, I gave them emperor a pretty cool flag and they liked it. Now I helped them civilize and they doin really good! Sorry bout' 1843, bud!

Neutral...ish

• CSAball - We were good friends actually, I bought cotton from him, we shared the same Anthem that was next to Bonnie Blue Flag and Dixie, I wanted to help it out, but it had slavery and I was only going to help it if it ended slavery, but it did not, and I did not wanna help a slave lover.
• Russian Empireball - It was my rival right before the war, I even allied to Japan to be "less scared from it". But even if so, the way tankies rose up and killed your precious monarchy was unfair.
• Abyssiniaball - Also a rougher start. Wanted me to do a "crusade" against Islam, but was pissed and arrested the poor minorities in its clay when I declined the offer. We went to war some time, but relations started to improve since we were against pizza eater and those commies that ruined ye legacy. You're pretty hard and resistant, but I ain't giving back that stuff I took, so frick off.

Enemies

Over its existence, the empire had made a lot of enemies or rivals.

• Kingdom Of Franceball - OOOOOOH I HATE YOU SO MUCH! But if anything, we are against those eugh, republicians. Just a shame you never lived long. Gib Clay.
• Argentinaball - You may had kicked my ass in the Parana War, but... FALKLANDS ARE STILL MINE, YOU NAZI SUPPORTER!! Gib Clay.
• Nazi Germanyball - OH HELL TO THE NO NO NO! YOU'LL PAY FOR EVERY FUCKING SIN YOU COMMITTED! Gib Clay.
• Japanese Empireball - Why did you anschluss my poor children?!! Weren't we allies in WW1 ya lad?! but thank god yuo were nuked by my very annoying smart son!! My colonies in southeast Asia stay mine, ya hear?! Gib Clay.
• Kingdom of Italyball - It got mad at me for "not giving what it wanted" and it took Somaliland. The man is a wimp, liberating Ethiopia! Gib Clay.
• Qingball - Hong Kong is mine you weak excuse for an empire! SMOKE DAT OPIUM! Gib Clay.
• Chinaball - YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ME AND MY PAL'S END! Gib Clay.
• South African Republicball and Orange Free Stateball - Why won't you guys just be fine about joining the empire? They hated my anti-slavery and English-speaking laws, they would rather throw some drama about it. You, here, even tried to rebel against my will when I was at war against Reichi?! Gib Clay.
• Rhodesiaball - Oh no! You aren't a part of the decolonization plan, ya illegal white supremacist ball! I SHALL CONDEMN YOU! Gib Clay.
• Sultanate of Zanzibarball - Some idiot who declared war on me only to lose in 38 minutes. Talk about pathetic. Gib Clay.
• Various dynasties of Africa (such as Sokoto Caliphateball, Zulu Kingdomball, Ashanti Empireball, and many more) - Wow, that's some nice gold you got there. Would be a shame.... if someone.... COLONISED YOU! Gib Clay.
  • Zulu Kingdomball - Yer bloody bastard! You made me look weak! I can't believe I lost to some dude with spears. But jokes on you, because I had managed to colonize you! Gib Clay.