Cumbriaball is a
Cucumber countyball in Northwest Englandball.
He has tons of lakes and is very mountainous.
- Northumberlandball: Geordie brother, our best mates!
- Lancashireball: Sorry mate, Furness is ours!
- Yorkshireball: Lakes are better than Dales!
- County Durhamball: Quiet little brother. We have better city.
- Englandball: Adoptive father. Love ya'.
- Scotlandball: Adoptive mother. I fuckin' love ya but ya fucking bagpipes fucking annoy me. I share an ITV with him.