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    Oh yeah! Minnesota here!
     
    — - Minnesotaball
    I never meant to cause you any sorrow...
    I never meant to cause you any pain...
    I only wanted to one time to see you laughing...
    I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain.
    Purple rain... Purple rain...
     
    — Prince (Rogers Nelson) singing Purple Rain whilst playing the guitar
    EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WILL BE SENT OFF TO YOUR MAMA IN A BOX!!!
     
    — TF2 Soldier

    The Purple Empire of Minnesotaball is secretly Canada a mini soda northern Midwest stateball of  USAball.

    History

    Minnesotaball was a 3ball (Ojibwa and Dakota) until he was adopted by USAball. Firstly, he was apart of the Northwest Territory from 1783-1800. Then he was apart of the Indiana Territory from 1800-1809, as well as apart of the Louisiana territory from 1803-1812. Then the Illinois Territory from 1809-1818 and the newly formed Missouri Territory from the Louisiana Territory in 1812-1820. After that he became part of the Michigan Territory from 1818-1836 and the Unorganized Territory from 1821-1834. Then being fully included into the Michigan Territory in 1835. A year later he became part of the Wisconsin Territory in 1836, and two years later in 1838, was split again by the Wisconsin Territory and the newly formed Iowa Territory. Years later in 1847, the Unorganized Territory claimed the western half of Minnesota yet again. The next year in 1848, he became completely included in the Unorganized Territory, but the very next year in 1849 he was granted his very own territory in 1849. Finally, he was admitted to the Union on May 11th, 1858 by taking the clay from the Territory of Minnesotaball. In the American Civil War, Minnesota sent in the First Minnesota Regiment to help the Union win the Battle of Gettysburg.

    In 2020, an African American man, George Floyd, was murdered by a white police officer, Derek Chavin, who knelt on his neck for about nine minutes. Chauvin arrested Floyd for using a counterfeit bill. As a result of this second-degree murder, many people began protesting #BlackLivesMatter, and Chauvin (along with his assistants) was arrested. Chauvin, in particular, was sentenced to 22 years in prison.

    In 2023, Minnesotaball adopted a new flag, which became official on May 11, 2024. This is because the old flag was a revisionist view of history (possibly endorsing white supremacism), and it is one the worst U.S. stateball flags.

    Personality

    Minnesotaball is told he is one of the nicest states in the USA and that he has a unique accent. He likes to go up north to the cabin in the summer and play hockey in the winter. It's also one of the colder states in the USA. One of the smartest and healthiest states. He is blindly liberal, and hates Donald Trump, but is starting to turn more conservative. He has a Football team called Minnesota Vikings. He also really hates the Packers (Cheeseheads). But He sometimes cannot into winning the Super Bowl.

    Other states think he wants to join Canadaball for his cultures are more Canadian than USAball, but Minnesotaball fervently denies this, which at one point Canadaball joked about how Minnesotaball is his 11th Province.

    Relations

    Minnesotaball is kinda like Canadaball when it comes to relations, since he is friendly with almost everybody.

    Best Friends & Friends

    • North Dakotaball - Younger and favorite sibling. They both can into big Norwegian population and a land border with Canadaball. Also, most of North Dakotaball's clay was once part of Minnesotaball as a territory.
    • South Dakotaball - Twin sibling of North Dakotaball, but is not as similar to Minnesotaball (although they still have much in common.) They're a good little sibling and likes my teams.
    • Canadaball - Sibling of my parent who taught Minnesotaball how to be nice. They give Minnesotaball their cold weather, Both can into unique accents. and sorry, but no, I wont give my Northwest Angle to Manitobaball. Although, I could have given it to Ontarioball instead. I parodied one of their rock bands once. Thanks for supporting Black Lives Matter
    • Iowaball - neighbor who gets along with Minnesotaball. Both can into John Deere! has smelly pigs.
    • Norwayball - Minnesotaball's main and largest heritage, I has the most Norwegian Americans in USAball. Real European Grandparent.
    • Germanyball - Takes up the other half of my heritage, mostly in the south, especially New Ulm. 2nd Real European Grandparent. Also, i Teleported Bread
    • Finlandball and Swedenball - I have the largest population outside of your clays other than any state! Some of my cities are twinned with yours! :D (3rd and 4th Real European Grandparents, but why would you not let me into Nordic?!? D: D:)
    • USAball - My parent who accepts stupid cheesehead as their child, but i still lov them..
    • 3ball - I am so sorry about that fight back in 1862, we can into friends now.
    • George Floyd - I'm sorry for your death. It wasn't my fault, okay? Don't worry, that police officer is in prison.

    Enemies

    • Protesters and rioters - OH SCREW YOU TRAITOROUS PEOPLE!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT COPS IN MY STATE WERE RACIST, I ARRESTED THOSE FILTHY PEOPLE AND NOW YOU CAN'T STOP?! IF I COULD STOP THIS PROTEST IMMEDIATELY, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF GEORGE FLOYD WAS KILLED BY THOSE COPS, THANKS TO YOU, IM IN TOTAL ANARCHY RIGHT NOW!! I guess now I know how my friend feels about anarchy!
    • Derek Chauvin - IF YOU HADN'T MURDERED GEORGE FLOYD IN THE FIRST PLACE, I WON'T BE DESTROYED BY THE BLACK LIVES MATTER RIOTERS AND PROTESTERS. YOU ARE THE WORST OFFICER EVER!!! THANK GOD YOU'RE IN JAIL!!!
    • Wisconsinball - Football rivals! But we both have German heritage in our populations, But he hates me, Remove Cheesehead Packers from the Super Bowl! Stupid cheeseheads going “whey” too far, and he only has cows and farms. How can you even breath in those cow pie smelling fields!?
    •  Crimeaball - ohh you Stop Calling me Canadian go back to  Ukraineball!!
    • Yooperball and Michigancube - GIB ISLE ROYALE! IT IS CLOSER TO MY CLAY DONTCHA' KNOW?! GIB NOW OR YOULL END UP LIKE CHEESEHEAD IN FOOTBALL!
    •  Russiaball - STARS AND STRIPES ARE BETTER THAN HAMMER AND SICKLE, LOOK IT UP!
    •  Massachusettsball - Don't bring a Bat to a War! (hockey rivals)
    •  Virginiaball (not really) - You'll take your participation trophy back from our frostbitten. dead. hands.


    Information for Artists

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Dark Blue 0, 44, 89 C100-M51-Y0-K65 #002c59
    Bright Blue 115, 198, 230 C50-M14-Y0-K10 #73c6e6
    White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #ffffff

    How to Draw

    Flag of Minnesota for reference

    Minnesotaball has a drawing rating of easy.

    Minnesotaball can into new flag:

    1. Draw a circle
    2. Split the circle into two regions using a reverse chevron (or a sideways V)
    3. Color the right region this sky blue.
    4. Color the left region this navy blue.
    5. At the center of the blue region, add a white eight-pointed star.
    6. Draw the eyes, and you've finished!

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    zh:明尼苏达球 pt:Minnesotaball

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