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    What a shitload of fuck!
    — The Angry Video Game Nerd

    Moony NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball is currently buying a new jersey a stateball of USA-icon.png USAball. It is the third oldest stateball in the Union. It is partly Italy-icon.png Italian (like its neighbor, NYC-icon.png New Yorkball). It is the state everybody makes fun of (possibly due to its very low economic freedom). It was the origin of the world-famous reality TV show Jersey Shore. Currently, it hates its flag because of it simply being its state emblem on a background but hasn't gotten to the referendum yet. It has the largest Islam-icon.png Islamic population in USA-icon.png USAball. Some of its cities are violent, such as Camden and Asbury Park. It invented saltwater taffy, but can't decide on a name for a sandwich on long bread. It loves cars but is an aggressive and erratic driver. It's a gifted gardener and grows a lot of fruits and vegetables. It refers to itself as "Jersey."

    New Jersey has a split personality disorder: South Jersey likes Pennsylvania-icon.png Pennsylvaniaball (mainly Philadelphia-icon.png Philadelphiaball), but North Jersey likes New York-icon.png New Yorkball more. New Jersey can't make up its mind whether there is such a thing as Central Jersey.

    History[edit | edit source]

    NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball born as a 3-icon.png 3ball, first adopted by Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and was the child known as New-Sweden-icon.png New Swedenball. New Netherland-icon.png New Netherlandball coming from modern-day New York-icon.png New Yorkball invaded and took Sweden's child and suspended Sweden-icon.png Swedenball. and lastly it was one of the kids passed on to UK-icon.png UKball in the Colonial Americaball after Dutch Empire-icon.png Netherlandsball's defeat. In 1776, it rebelled with other 12 states becoming USA-icon.png USAball.

    It has always been rebellious so the history is really mixed. It ratified the Constitution on December 18, 1787, becoming the third to do so. It cannot into safe amusement parks in the 1980s because of Action Park having a reputation of being the dangerous amusement park at the time. It had a very rough time in 2012 with Hurricane Sandy, and it was forced to show its vulnerable side and in some ways, it never recovered.

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • India-icon.png Indiaball - It seems to have an obsession with me for some reason...
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - I don't like you little bit because my Daddy hates you but Dennis Rodman was always visiting with supreme leader.

    MUFF CABBAGE/Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • New York-icon.png New Yorkball - Self explanatory. Our rivalry is (mostly) a joke though.
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP, YOU PSYCHO F***!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - F***ING CABBAGE. I blame you for global warming!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - Pathetic piece of GAHBAGE. Your U-BOAT attacks must go to HELL!

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Like almost every USA-icon.png US state, it's only a coat of arms on a background:

    1. Color the basic circle shape of this yellow [255, 202, 102]
    2. Draw the coat of arms of NewJersey-icon.png New Jersey in the center
    3. Draw the eyes, and you've finished.

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