|“||What a shitload of fuck!||”|
— The Angry Video Game Nerd
Moony New Jerseyball is currently buying a new jersey a stateball of USAball. It is the third oldest stateball in the Union. It is partly Italian (like its neighbor, New Yorkball). It is the state everybody makes fun of (possibly due to its very low economic freedom). It was the origin of the world-famous reality TV show Jersey Shore. Currently, it hates its flag because of it simply being its state emblem on a background but hasn't gotten to the referendum yet. It has the largest Islamic population in USAball. Some of its cities are violent, such as Camden and Asbury Park. It invented saltwater taffy, but can't decide on a name for a sandwich on long bread. It loves cars but is an aggressive and erratic driver. It's a gifted gardener and grows a lot of fruits and vegetables. It refers to itself as "Jersey."
New Jersey has a split personality disorder: South Jersey likes Pennsylvaniaball (mainly Philadelphiaball), but North Jersey likes New Yorkball more. New Jersey can't make up its mind whether there is such a thing as Central Jersey.
History[edit | edit source]
New Jerseyball born as a 3ball, first adopted by Swedenball and was the child known as New Swedenball. New Netherlandball coming from modern-day New Yorkball invaded and took Sweden's child and suspended Swedenball. and lastly it was one of the kids passed on to UKball in the Colonial Americaball after Netherlandsball's defeat. In 1776, it rebelled with other 12 states becoming USAball.
It has always been rebellious so the history is really mixed. It ratified the Constitution on December 18, 1787, becoming the third to do so. It cannot into safe amusement parks in the 1980s because of Action Park having a reputation of being the dangerous amusement park at the time. It had a very rough time in 2012 with Hurricane Sandy, and it was forced to show its vulnerable side and in some ways, it never recovered.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
- Pennsylvaniaball - Second BFF.
- USAball - Parent! Tell the other states to stop making fun of me!
- UKball - Grandparent! I was your colony!
- Swedenball - Wait, I was first adopted by börk? Wow! I am of börk!
- Netherlandsball - It adopted me too. (started the miracle of my life)
- Floridaball - Take care of Albert/Flamingo for me, please, I trust you with it.
- Philippinesball - Sibling outside of US. I hope you do really well cause you're independent now.
- Italyball - Italy is my mentor, he taught me about pizza!
Neutral[edit | edit source]
- Indiaball - It seems to have an obsession with me for some reason...
- North Koreaball - I don't like you little bit because my Daddy hates you but Dennis Rodman was always visiting with supreme leader.
MUFF CABBAGE/Enemies[edit | edit source]
- New Yorkball - Self explanatory. Our rivalry is (mostly) a joke though.
- Soviet Unionball - STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP, YOU PSYCHO F***!
- Chinaball - F***ING CABBAGE. I blame you for global warming!
- Nazi Germanyball - Pathetic piece of GAHBAGE. Your U-BOAT attacks must go to HELL!
How to draw[edit | edit source]
Like almost every US state, it's only a coat of arms on a background:
- Color the basic circle shape of this yellow [255, 202, 102]
- Draw the coat of arms of New Jersey in the center
- Draw the eyes, and you've finished.