“ | Wait, who's in charge of France now? 'Me!' said Napoleon, trying to take over Europe. Luckily, they banished him to an island.
But he came back! Luckily, they banished him to another island. |
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— Bill Wurtz, history of the entire world, i guess
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Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux |
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— Videoclub, Adèle Castillon and Mattyeux - Amour plastique (There's nothing we can do)
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“ | VIVA LA FRANCE!!! | ” |
— French revelutionists in 1789
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First French Empireball was a historic stateball in Franceball and was a major European empire that managed to conquer virtually all of Europe at the height of its power. During the early 19th century, First French Empireball invaded its neighbors and annexed their clay into its clay expanding France's borders and creating various client states and vassals across Europe. It was one of the most powerful empires.
In an attempt to break the will of UKball, who remained defiant towards Franceball, French Empireball established the Continental System to economically boycott Britainball, but it failed and after Kingdom of Portugalball refused to comply, neighboring Spainball was invaded sparking the Peninsular War and in 1813, it invaded Russian Empireball after it opened up trade routes with UKball, kidnapping Belarusball in the process. The invasion was a disaster and it ended in French defeat and by 1815, the empire collapsed and was occupied by the victories coalition powers who restored the Kingdom of Franceball after one last stand at the Battle of Waterloo.
History
First French Empireball was formed from French First Republicball in 1805 after years of turmoil and unrest that dominated France during the French Revolution. During its early stages, French Empireball advanced fast and marched into Italyball establishing a vassal state known as the Napoleonic Kingdom of Italyball from the previous Italian Republicball that existed prior to the empire's birth. The empire would march onward to victory securing countless victories over and over again against Kingdom of Prussiaball, UKball, and many other rival European powers. In 1806, Franceball scored a decisive victory against Holy Roman Empireball and the empire collapsed and was reorganized into Rhine Confederationball. After defeating Prussiaball, a part of its clay was removed and turned into Duchy of Warsawball at the end of the War of the Fourth Coalition. In 1808 Kingdom of Portugalball began defying the Continental System, a European-wide economic blockade against by UKball Franceball to cripple the former and this resulted in the Peninsular War which would harm Franceball in the long run.
By 1812, First French Empireball was at the height of its power with almost all of Europe and some 8balls under its control and more clay than it could have ever imagined now belonged to him. But new problems had emerged as Russian Empireball began to break away from the Continental System sparking an invasion of the country that same year. The French Invasion of Russia was a disaster and it would see most of Franceball's best armies be destroyed, its supply lines stretched to their breaking points, and the beginning of the end of the empire by 1813 with the start of the War of the Sixth Coalition. The war was a success and the coalition powers defeated Franceball and even occupied Parisball resulting in the exile of Napoleon. It eventually returned in 1815 and briefly resorted the empire for another 100 days before its final defeat at the Battle of Waterloo which ended the First French Empireball for good, but its legacy continues to influence the European continent today.
Relationships
Friends
- Batavian Republicball - Good friend, helped me with conquest and helped me stabilize him.
- Napoleonic Kingdom of Spainball - Also a good friend, helped my fight that horrible former ally of mine
- Rhine Confederationball - Another Good friend of mine, helped me stabilize Germany and destroy countries like Austriaball, Prussiaball and Russiaball.
- Duchy of Warsawball - Best country I ever met, we both hated the Austrians, Prussians and Russians and was a very loyal country, even stayed with me until the end!
- Kingdom of Etruriaball - Despite being a puppet of that horrible former ally of mine you were a pretty great friend and helped me destroy countries like Sicilyball and Austriaball.
- Lithuanian Provisional Governing Commissionball - Was a short lived friend however you were still a great friend too as you helped me destroy Russiaball.
- Kingdom of Hollandball - Basically just Batavian Republicball but just a monarchy and I annexed him too despite that he was just as great of friend.
- Napoleonic Kingdom of Italyball - My Italian friend, helped me stabilize Italy just like the Hollandball and Rhine Confederationball.
- Principality of Lucca and Piombinoball - To be honest I kind of forgot you existed as you were really small however you still helped me so it’s the thought that counts.
- Napoleonic Kingdom of Naplesball - One of my best friends and stayed with me until the end and helped my stabilize Italy too.
- Napoleonic Swiss Confederationball - Was a friend that existed at least you helped me destroy Austriaball and Russiaball.
- Denmark-Norwayball - One of my best allies, and we both hated Britain.
- Iranball - Fought Russiaball for sometime and thanks for that.
- USAball - Thanks for trying to take Canadaball from Tea and Floridaball from that horrible former ally of mine however you could have helped more then that.
Enemies
- UKball - This was the most annoying one, he would make countries attack me with his money, if there wasn't a stupid sea in my way, I would've attacked you first.
- HREball - It was just an broken puppet of Austria, either way, I destroyed it. And made an far more better confederation to replace it.
- Austrian Empireball - I beat it up, but it took revenge on me later. REMOVE HONHONHONH! NO ONION FOR YOU!
- Kingdom of Prussiaball - You are as annoying as Britain. Also, I will never forgive you for arriving at Waterloo, NEVER.
- Russian Empireball - It was crushed by me, but backstabbed me and helped that dumbhead liberate Europe! REMOVE
REMOVE!!! - Spainball - Backstabbed me by trading with Stupid Tea and even when you were my ally you were a horrible ally.
- Swedenball - You are also pretty annoying as I had to fight you for years over a small stupid piece of land and you made Denmarkball turn on me!
- Kingdom of Portugalball - You could've been good if you just didn't trade with the stinky British!
- Ottoman Empireball - You fought Russiaball to and yet you backstabbed me to!
- Kingdom of Bavariaball - Was member of Rhine Confederationball and helped me stabilize Germany and yet you betrayed me!
- Duchy of Brunswickball - Rebelled against for years and was a thorn in my back side and got rewarded by becoming a country plus helped at Waterloo
- Bourbon Restorationball - WAS A ANOTHER REBEL AND RUINED ALL OF MY HARD WORK WITHIN MY CLAY YOU STUPID BITCH! REVOME!
- Electorate of Hanoverball - Was a stupid puppet of that Stupid Tea.
- Kingdom of Hungaryball - Was a puppet of Austriaball and was also very annoying to deal with.
- Liechtensteinball - Why do you still exist? Because then I can't say that I fully destroy the HREball and was a member of the Rhine Confederationball until you betrayed me too!
- Prince-Bishopric of Montenegroball - Was puppet of Ottoman Empireball and backstabbed me too and fought me longer to for some reason.
- Duchy of Nassauball - Was member of the Rhine Confederationball until you betrayed me as well!
- United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball - Also rebelled against me as well to and helped at Waterloo as well, traitor!
- Grand Duchy of Badenball - Was member of the Rhine Confederationball until you had to betrayed me too!
- Papal Statesball - Even though you are in charge of my main religion you sided with the coalition so you must be punished and I AM THE TRUE SUCCESSOR OF ROME!
- Sardinia-Piedmontball - Was apart of coalition too however you weren’t very annoying however fuck you for uniting Italy I AM THE TRUE RULER OF ITALY!
- Kingdom of Saxonyball - Yet another former member of the Rhine Confederationball that betrayed me and You also betrayed Warsawball as well as you were in a personal union with them fuck you!
- Kingdom of Sicilyball - Was the most annoying of the Italian states that dared to challenge me rule and also LEAVE NAPLESBALL ALONE!
- Switzerlandball - Yet another country that rebelled against me however it wasn’t a bloody rebellion however you still have to be punished as well to.
- Grand Duchy of Tuscanyball - You were also a puppet of Austriaball too however you weren’t very annoying unlike Hungaryball.
- Kingdom of Württembergball - Also another former member of Rhine Confederationball that betrayed me as well!
- Denmarkball - HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME AS WELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Puppets Client States
Former Holy Roman Empire
- Principality of Erfurtball (1807-1814)
- Rhine Confederationball (1806-1813)
- Salm-Horstmarball (1806-1813)
- Salm-Reifferscheid-Dyckball (1806-1811)
- Grand Duchy of Badenball (1806-1813)
- Kingdom of Bavariaball (1806-1813)
- Grand Duchy of Bergball (1806-1813)
- Grand Duchy of Hesseball (1806-1813)
- Principality of Regensburgball (1806-1810)
- Kingdom of Saxonyball (1807-1813)
- Kingdom of Westphaliaball (1807-1813)
- Kingdom of Württembergball (1806-1813)
- Grand Duchy of Würzburgball (1806-1813)
- Duchy of Anhalt-Bernburgball (1807-1813)
- Principality of Anhalt-Dessauball (1807-1813)
- Duchy of Anhalt-Köthenball (1807-1813)
- Duchy of Arenbergball (1803-1810)
- Principality of Hohenzollern-Hechingenball (1806-1813)
- Principality of Hohenzollern-Sigmaringenball (1806-1813)
- Principality of Leyenball (1806-1813)
- Liechtensteinball (1806-1813)
- Principality of Lippeball (1807-1814)
- Duchy of Mecklenburg-Schwerinball (1808-1813)
- Duchy of Mecklenburg-Strelitzball (1808-1813)
- Duchy of Nassauball (1806-1813)
- Duchy of Oldenburgball (1808-1810)
- Principality of Reuß-Greizball (1807-1813)
- Principality of Reuß-Lobensteinball (1807-1813)
- Principality of Reuß-Geraball (1807-1813)
- Principality of Salmball (1803-1811)
- Duchy of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeldball (1806-1813)
- Duchy of Saxe-Gotha-Altenburgball (1806-1813)
- Duchy of Saxe-Hildburghausenball (1806-1813)
- Duchy of Saxe-Meiningenball (1806-1813)
- Duchy of Saxe-Weimarball (1806-1809)
- Duchy of Saxe-Eisenachball (1806-1809)
- Duchy of Saxe-Weimar-Eisenachball (1809-1813)
- Principality of Schaumburg-Lippeball (1807-1813)
- Principality of Schwarzburg-Rudolstadtball (1807-1813)
- Principality of Schwarzburg-Sondershausenball (1807-1813)
- Principality of Waldeckball (1807-1813)
- Grand Duchy of Frankfurtball (1810-1813)
- Principality of Aschaffenburgball (1803-1810)
Italy
- Republic of Luccaball (1804–1805)
- Principality of Lucca and Piombinoball (1805-1814)
- Kingdom of Etruriaball (1804-1807)
- Napoleonic Italian Republicball (1804-1805)
- Napoleonic Kingdom of Italyball (1805-1814)
- Napoleonic Kingdom of Naplesball (1806-1815)
- Principality of Pontecorvoball (1806-1815)
- Duchy of Massa and Carraraball (1804-1814)
- Ligurian Republicball (1804–1805)
Rest of Europe
- Principality of Neuchâtelball (1806–1814)
- Duchy of Warsawball (1807-1815)
- Napoleonic Kingdom of Spainball (1808–1813)
- Batavian Republicball (1804-1806)
- Kingdom of Hollandball (1806-1810)
- Napoleonic Swiss Confederationball (1804-1815)
- Andorraball (1806-1815)
- Lithuanian Provisional Governing Commission (1812)
- Rhodanic Republicball (1804–1810)
- Napoleonic Free City of Danzigball (1807–1814)
Asia
- Dutch East Indiesball (1806-1811)
Gallery
- Historical Countryballs
- Franceball
- French Speaking Countryball
- Empire
- Spainball
- Cataloniaball
- Andorraball
- Monacoball
- Netherlandsball
- Belgiumball
- Germanyball
- Croatiaball
- Italyball
- Sloveniaball
- Breton Speaking Countryball
- Basque Speaking Countryball
- Occitan Speaking Countryball
- Polish Speaking Countryball
- Dutch Speaking Countryball
- Croatian Speaking Countryball
- Catalan Speaking Countryball
- German Speaking Countryball
- Italian Speaking Countryball
- Monarchy
- Christian
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