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|“||Now, I F***ING Donald Trump and your wall!||”|
|“||But what I am most proud of, of those six years, is the year of 1968, because it allowed me to serve and save the country, whether you like it or not...||”|
— Gustavo Diaz Ordaz
|“||I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.||”|
— Puff Puff Humbert
dosen't know how to put a condom on, officially the United Mexican Statesball is a countryball with identity conflicts; it lives in North America with USAball and Canadaball but it does not share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with a special territory being its capital Mexico Cityball, giving it a total area of 761,610 square miles (1,964,375 sq km), making it the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2021, it has a population of about 130.2 million inhabitants, the 10th most populous in the world.
Mexico maintains membership in the UNball like almost every other country in the world, and used to be also a major NATO ally, but not anymore. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle-class countryball. Its economy has seen a large amount of growth due to its large trades with Chinaball and USAball, and it is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though it does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and it'll be completely developed soon! It is a relatively weak countryball right now. However, by 2050, it is estimated that it will be a force to be reckoned with.
It can into 2026 World Cup with USAball and Canadaball. It is the third time that it hosted the tournament, being the country who most hosted the World Cup. The cities hosting have not yet been determined. It can also into the crater of the dino-killing asteroid (Shut up, Ukraine!)
Its birthday is on September 16.
History[edit | edit source]
65 million years ago, Mexico was struck by the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs, the Earth was barely alive and caused mass extinctions.
Ancient civilzations [edit | edit source]
For thousands of years, the clay of that is now Mexico was home to ancients 3ball and 7ball civilizations like Mayaball (in Yucatánball) and Aztec Empireball and Tlaxcalaball (in the Mexican Valley). However, Spainball after hoping on Cubaball founded Aztecball's capital of Tenochtitlanball and conquered it. Mayaball was later conquered too.
Viceroyalty of New Spainball [edit | edit source]
In 1521, Mexico was born as New Spainball, and for the next 300 years, it remained under the custody of Spainball. But when its parent was defeated by Franceball in Europe, it and its siblings sought to become independent. To do so, they fought their parent, Spainball.
Indepencia (Independent Mexicoball) [edit | edit source]
After 11 years of fighting, Mexico became independent in 1821, but didn't really have any idea how to govern itself. The First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823, the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this political instability set in all over its clay. Mexicoball fought a short war with Franceball over a pastry restaurant, while the federalism caused several states to begin revolting. One of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... Texasball.
Texasball, along with Californiaball was populated by Anglo Americans who fought for independence and tried to get into the USAball in 1845. Texasball wanted to keep it's slaves, but Mexicoball said no.
In 1846, Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic and tried to take back Texasball but USAball resisted, triggering a war that ended in USAball
robbing gaining custody of Mexicoball's northern children, which are now the American states of Californiaball, Nevadaball, Arizonaball, Utahball, Coloradoball, and New Mexicoball.
In 1861, Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning it again in Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USAball right after just after winning over Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867.
La Porfiriato Era to the nationalist revolution[edit | edit source]
Starting in 1876, Mexico was ruled by Porfirio Diaz, and there was relative peace until 1910 when the Mexican Revolution caused 10 years of major fighting, and then kt had some conflicts with USAball. As a result, Reichtangle invited it to declare war on USAball in World War I in return for all of its child, including Texasball and New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined. In 1917 a new constitution was implemented and starting in 1929, Mexico was ruled by the P.R.I. party for 70 years.
Era de los corruptos (Mexico under the PRI)[edit | edit source]
Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even sent some pilots to the Battle of Philippinesball. However, it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War while hosting the 8ball power Olympics in 1968. Unfortunately, that was the same year where students protesting faced a massacre.
In 1994, the EZLN (Zapatista Army of National Liberation) was founded as a libertarian socialist anti-capitalist confederation under a non-partisan consensus democracy. A few years before the Popular Revolutionary Army. Since then, both of them had clashed against the Mexican government.
Viva la Mexican republica (Modern times)[edit | edit source]
Nowadays, Mexicoball is now known for being a "taco illegal alien" who has drug violence and corruption problems on its clay. But Mexicoball resolves with its new presidential strategy since 2018.
On May 3, 2021, a viaduct on line 12 of its subway collapsed leaving 20 dead and others injured.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
Main Colors[edit | edit source]
|Bottle Green||0, 104, 71||C100-M34-Y93-K30||#006847|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFF|
|Fire Engine Red||206, 17, 37||C0-M92-Y82-K19||#CE1125|
Emblem Colors[edit | edit source]
|Bottle Green||0, 104, 71||C100-M34-Y93-K30||#006847|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFF|
|Fire Engine Red||206, 17, 37||C0-M92-Y82-K19||#CE1125|
|Maximum Blue||48, 194, 220||C78-M12-Y0-K14||#30C2DC|
|Saddle Brown||143, 70, 32||C0-M51-Y78-K44||#8F4620|
|Earth Yellow||219, 173, 108||C0-M21-Y51-K14||#DBAD6C|
Relationships[edit | edit source]
- Aztecball - Parent. It's a shame other parent killed it and its culture and society because it thought it was "Satanic". I still have its blood, and my cuisine and court justice system are influencia by it.
- Chileball - Good sibling, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals. My sibling knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best sib ever!) Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD CUP MUAJAJAJA.
- Brazilball - My dear amigo! It loves my novelas and my vintage media a lot, also we are similar each others, Im the Español version of it, Also i love HUE. It did beat me in the 2018 World Cup (STOP DIVING NEYMAR), and it likes Now United (a pop music group that isn't very popular in Mexico but I know that we have members in this). Any and Sabina are best friends! LARINAS TOGETHER! 🇧🇷🇲🇽
- Colombiaball - Good amigo and sibling. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
- El Salvadorball - Great sibling. We have similar cultures, and both solve a problem with caravans.
- Belizeball - My Anglo neighbor.
- Canadaball - Cousin and good friend. It is child of my relative Franceball. I understand its rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of its ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo.
- UKball - Parent of gringo and help it during World War II with little help from gringo. But I had a weird feeling about it. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Parent?
- Israelcube - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism. we have 70 years of friendship!
- Lebanonball - I received many immigrants from it, muchas gracias also for tacos al pastor.
- Ethiopiaball - We both can into spicy food and rich history African amigo. Me and Gringo among other amigo did not recognize the Italian occupation among its clay! I love your culture and you love mine. Friend, congratulations for staying uncolonized.
You're so lucky you do not want to know what My formally evil imperialist parent did.
- Serbiaball - Good friend. It loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3, also it's one of the best friends of Hue, I also don't recognize Kosovo, Kosovo es Serbia.
- Irelandball - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
- South Koreaball - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the World Cup! 2-0 against Germany? Awesome!
- Romaniaball - Eastern European relative. It really likes my food.
- Russiaball - You good friend. It is a sibling of Serbiaball but give Crimea Ukraineball.
- Western Saharaball - Adoptive sibling. I recognize you and I have your embassy, but I was about to restore relationships with USAball sorry..
- Somaliaball - We are both good friends and trading partners. We both hate American Media portraying us as s***holes. I hope you and your sibling go into peace. but why do you hate my Friend?
- Philippinesball - Southeast Asian sibling. We are both Hispanioballs! I like your food And you like mine too! And why PUTO is name of your Filipino Rice cake (but it was delicious tho.)
- Icelandball - Of all Nordicos, you are the one that I like the most.
- Equatorial Guineaball - Sibling who has a lot of oil.
- USAball - We are of good friends and trading partners and all. We fought a war against each other in 1846 once and I lost my land but we're good now. But never forget 1846! My child Texasball still hates me for that. It helps me with my drug war. Good thing Joe Biden can into president now, so I and you can into improving our relationships! And I hope he can get rid of that estupido wall. I also like yuor child Liberiaball.
- Ukraineball - It says that I have good tourist destination.
But remember, I am the dino killer! Not you!Crimea is yours anyway. We both hate Nikocado Avocado.
- Saudi Arabiaball - We are both G20 partners with extremely positive relations! Le gustan mis tacos! ¡Viva le Arabia Saudita!
- Irelandball - The beautiful (but yet quite creepy, I have to admit) country were Halloween came from! My clay also celebrates something similar, which is the Day of The Dead.
- Franceball - Relative. Ha! I beat you
one timein 1867 But we are okay, now.
- Spainball - Its conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Mi parent with long history together. Yet it say I make its proudest and marks me as its favorite child unlike mi other siblings.
- Liberiaball - My relative, not much else.
- Indonesiaball - MIKTA friend from Southeast Asia, it not liking drogas and it's quite aggressive when someone mentions drugs or illegal substances
which is why it can be a bit scary at timesI like its culture and cuisine tho.
- Italyball - BANDERA STEALER ALL YOU DID IS REMOVE EAGLE PIZZA PASTA GRINGO! But you can into Catholic too and still, taco is better than pizza! And I strongly condemned Italian occupation of Ethiopiaball. But we both hate Swedenball and thanks for defeating that 8-0 Collector!
- Peruball - It is jealous because tacos better than its food, it is also jealous because ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than its entire country, but still good sibling. It helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empires never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>>Inca).
- China - Mi good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO, and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past... THANKS TO YOU NOW, I GOT INFECTED.
- Venezuelaball - I remain fairly neutral about you, I prefer not to meddle in your affairs.
- Palestineball - Yo no recognize it but we both hate Donald Trump and Mierda puppet.
- Germanyball (not really) - Never forget World Cup 2018! I am better than you! I also can workings harder than you!
- Swedenball - I do not know why but I hate it. Well it did beat me in the Group Stage.
- Kosovoball - You are a fake country! Kosovo is Serbia!
- Albaniaball - I only hate you because you made Kosovo independent!
- Argentinaball - Internet trolling rival sibling. Also, HAHA, YUO DIDN'T GET TO THE WORLD CUP MU... Wait, you did?!
- Texasball - I cannot believe you sided with that gringo. TEXMEX?! Child, You are too patriotic and American, I CAN NOT TOLERATE THAT! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
- Guatemalaball - It is of clay thief. It is also pretty annoying. Guatemala is currently hostile because Chiapasball and Soconuscoball. I hates that my inept government don't put a wall to you.
- Hondurasball - How dare your people force their way into my clay?!? YUO WILL GET LA CHANCLA AND EL CINTO BY ME! REMOVE CARAVAN! (I can't believe this was right about yuo) And also, frijoles are not of pig food!
- Jamaicaball - (AKA DRUG PERSON) LACRA! YOU BEAT ME IN THE GOLD CUP! How can you into defeat me in my own game of futbol?! Yo will get of revenge 2019!
- Netherlandsball - I have not forgotten yet how Arjen Putorobben stealt our pass to quarters!
- Uruguayball - Another drug user. STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH MY INTERNET TROLLING RIVAL
- North Koreaball - Okay, so yuo are mad at me just because of your ship being detained? Well, you aren't going to get it back, you Communist cabron! REMOVE!
- German Empireball - Stick your stupid telegram up your * ss!
- Nazi Germanyball - This fascist puta is the main reason why I was involved in World War II. They attacked my F***ING petroleum ship! Curse you!
- Kingdom of Italyball - LEAVE ABYSSINIA AND GREECE ALONE, YOU FASCIST! THEY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ROMAN IMPERIO!
- Empire of Japanball - YUO EVIL LITTLE S*** ! REMOVE YUO! LEAVE CHINA AND KOREA ALONE! 1945 BEST YEAR OF THE WORLD!
- Francoist Spainball - Remove Fascist. I supported Spanish Republicans against you. How can you become evil?!
- Idiot - HAHAHAHA, IDIOT TO A DUCK WITH A TRUMPET, BIDEN CAN WIN ANYWAY, YAY! TAKE OFF YOUR TRUMPET NOT SUITABLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE! BYE, ORANGE CLOWN!
- Moroccoball - Western Saharaball IS NOT YOURS, YOU S***! But we both like USAball.
- Nikocado Avocado - Why don't you eat my taco respectfully?
- Guayana, Surinameball, Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball and Dominicaball - They hate me because I beat them all in football.
- Moxicoball - Name stealer!
States[edit | edit source]
- Baja Californiaball
- Baja California Surball
- Méxicoball Jr
- Nuevo Leónball
- Quintana Rooball
- San Luis Potosíball
And one extraordinary entity and capital:
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The politics of Mexico are dominated by four political parties: Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI; Catch-all party ... Centrists), National Action Party (PAN; Conservatives), Democratic Revolution Party (PRD; Social Democrats), and the National Regeneration Movement (MORENA; Left-wing nationalists).
- It has lost more than half of its territory.
- It is responsible for the Tlatelolco massacre (the Mexican version of Tianannmen)
- Axolotls are native only to its capital city, and they are close to extinction in their natural habitat.
- Mexicans use "Azteca" as a nickname for their nationality, due to their ancient pre-Hispanic cultures
although the majority of their population has had more than one indigenous roots.
- It is perhaps one of the most pleasant countries in the world, having good relations with almost all the countryballs in the world and vice versa, although the same cannot be said in its relationship with its northern neighbor: USAball.
- It is usually one of the countries that responds the fastest to a natural disaster, thus being one of the most supportive countries in the world in emergency situations.
- Mexico is considered within North America, along with Canada and the United States.
- In Spanish language, the native name of the country (Mexico) is a masculine noun.
- It speaks and writes Spanish, usually with rudeness and insults.
- Its hates the "Mexican Food" of USAball, like the Taco Bell or the Burritos (Since even though they are Mexican it is very rare that it eats them since it doesn't taste authentically Mexican).
- It hates the number 7.
- It's a cowboy, believe it or not, and it blames Murica for taking away its cowboy tradition.
- USAball sometimes confuses it with Spainball and Italyball.
- Uruguayball rarely calls it "Italy with a shield".
- It is very exciting because, in 2026, it will once again have a Football World Cup with Canada and Murica.
- It almost always wins on bets related to eating spicy foods.
- In the last few editions of the World Cup it has made a lot of mess.
- Italy 1990: It was disqualified for lying about the age of at least four players of the U-20 National Team in 1988, and trying to appeal with FIFAball the punishment imposed by CONCACAFball
- France 1998: It urinated on a monument to a French soldier.
- Germany 2006: It was locked in a bunker from World War II.
- South Africa 2010: It disguised a statue of Nelson Mandela as a charro (traditional Mexican horseman)
- Brazil 2014: A Mexicoball fell from a cruise ship and died.
- Russia 2018: It burned the flag of Germanyball.
- It did all of this while intoxicated.
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