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    Ya, como chingas pinche Donald Trompetas y tu muro!
     
    Mexico-icon.png Mexico


    But what I am most proud of, of those 6 years, is the year of 1968, because it allowed me to serve and save the country, whether you like it or not...
     
    — Gustavo Diaz Ordaz

    Mexicoball, officially the United Mexican TacoTacoWallStealer Old Mexico Statesball is a countryball with identity conflicts; he lives in North America with USA-icon.png USAball and Canada-icon.png Canadaball but he does not share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with a special territory being his capital Mexico City-icon.png Mexico Cityball, giving him a total area of 761,610 square miles (1,964,375 sq km), making him the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2021, he has a population of about 130.2 million inhabitants, the 10th most populous in the world.

    Mexico maintains membership in the UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other country in the world, and used to be also a major NATO ally, but not anymore. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball.

    Mexicoball isn't a poor countryball like USA-icon.png Masonic Burgerball mass media shows. It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the Murica-icon.png USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle-class countryball. His economy has seen a large amount of growth due to his large trades with China-icon.png Chinaball and USA-icon.png USAball, and he is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though he does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and he'll be completely developed soon! He is a relatively weak countryball right now but by 2050 it is estimated that he will be a force to be reckon with.

    He can into 2026 World Cup with USA-icon.png USAball and Canada-icon.png Canadaball. It´s the third time that he hosted the tournament, being the country who most hosted the World Cup. The cities hosting have not yet been determined. He can also into the crater of the dino-killing asteroid (Te callas Ukraine!)

    His birthday is on September 16.

    History

    65 million years ago, Mexico was struck by the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs, the Earth was barely alive and caused mass extinctions.

    For thousands of years, the clay of that is now Mexico was home to ancients 3-icon.png 3ball and 7-icon.png 7ball civilizations like Maya-icon.png Mayaball and Aztec-icon.png Aztec Empireball.

    In 1521, Mexico was born as Spanish-Empire-icon.png New Spainball, and for the next 300 years, he remained under the custody of Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball. But when his mother was defeated by France-icon.png Franceball in Europe, he and his brothers sought to become independent. To do so, they fought their mother, Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball.

    After 11 years of fighting, Mexico became independent in 1821, but didn't really have any idea how to govern itself. The First Mexican Empire-icon.png First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823, the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this political instability set in all over his clay. Mexicoball fought a short war with France-icon.png Franceball over a pastry restaurant, while the federalism caused several states to begin revolting. One of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... Texas-icon.png Texasball.

    Texas-icon.png Texasball was populated by Anglo Americans who fought for independence and tried to USA-icon.png USAball in 1845. In 1846, Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic and tried to take back Texas-icon.png Texasball but USA-icon.png USAball resisted, triggering a war that ended in USA-icon.png USAball robbing gaining custody of Mexicoball's northern sons, which are now the American states of California-icon.png Californiaball, Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball, Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball, Utah-icon.png Utahball, Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball and NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball.

    In 1861, France-icon.png Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning him again in Second Mexican Empire-icon.png Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USAball just after winning over CSA-icon.png Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867.

    Starting in 1876, Mexico was ruled by Porfirio Diaz, and there was relative peace until 1910 when the Mexican Revolution caused 10 years of major fighting, and then he had some conflicts with USA-icon.png USAball. As a result, ReichTime.png Reichtangle invited him to declare war on USA-icon.png USAball in World War I in return for all of his sons, including Texas-icon.png Texasball and NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined. In 1917 a new constitution was implemented and starting in 1929, Mexico was ruled by the P.R.I. party for 70 years.

    Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even sent some pilots to the Battle of Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball. However, it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War while hosting the 8-icon.png 8ball power Olympics in 1968.

    Nowadays Mexicoball is now known for being a "taco illegal alien" who has drug violence and corruption problems on his clay. But Mexicoball resolves with his new presidential strategy since 2018.

    On May 3 2021, a viaduct on line 12 of his subway collapsed leaving 20 dead.

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Bottle Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
    Fire Engine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Bottle Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
    Fire Engine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126
    Maximum Blue 48, 194, 220 C78-M12-Y0-K14 #30C2DC
    Saddle Brown 143, 70, 32 C0-M51-Y78-K44 #8F4620
    Earth Yellow 219, 173, 108 C0-M21-Y51-K14 #DBAD6C

    Relationships

    Friends/Amigos

    • Chile-icon.png Chile - Good hermano, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals, my hermano knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best bro ever! Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD CUP MUAJAJAJA. hoho badabun passed holasoygerman in subs
    • Brazil-icon.png Brasil - My dear primazo! He loves my novelas and my vintage media a lot, also we are similar each others, Im the Español version of Him, Also i love HUE. He did beat me in the 2018 WC (STOP DIVING NEYMAR), and he likes Now United (a pop music group that isn't very popular in Mexico but I know that we have members in this). Any and Sabina are best friends! LARINAS TOGETHER!🇧🇷🇲🇽
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombia - Good amigo and brothers. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
    • El Salvador-icon.png El Salvador - Great hermano. We have similar cultures, and both solve a problem with caravans.
    • Belize-icon.png Belice - My Anglo neighbor.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadá - Cousin and good amigo. He is son of my Aunt Franceball. I understand his rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of his ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo.
    • UK-icon.png Reino Unido - El papá de gringo and help him during World War II with little help from gringo. But I had a weird feeling about him. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Dad?
    • Israel-icon.png Israel - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism but please stop bullying el Palestine-icon.png Palestino...
    • Lebanon-icon.png Líbano - I received many immigrants from him, muchas gracias also for tacos al pastor.
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Etiopía - We both can into spicy food and rich history. African amigo. Me and USA-icon.png Grinko among other amigos did not recognize the Italian occupation among his clay! I love your culture and you love mine. Amigo.. congrats for staying uncolonized. you're so lucky You do not want to know what Spain-icon.png My formally evil imperialist papa did.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbia - Good amigo. He loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3, also he's one of the best friends of Huen, I also don't recognize Kosovo, Kosovo es Serbia.
    • Ireland-icon.png Irlanda - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
    • South Korea-icon.png Corea del Sur - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the World Cup! 2-0 against Germany? Awesome!
    • ​​Romania-icon.pngRumania - Eastern European uncle. He really likes my food.
    • ​​Russia-icon.pngRusia - You good amigo. He is a bro of Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball but give Crimea Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball.
    • ​​Western Sahara-icon.pngSahara Occidental - I recognize you and I have your embassy but I was about to restore relationships with USA-icon.png USAball sorry..
    • Somalia-icon.png Somalia - We are both good amigos and trading partners. We both hate American Media portraying us as shitholes. I hope you and your brother go into peace. but why do you hate my Western Sahara-icon.png Friend?
    • Philippines-icon.png Filipinas - Southeast Asian hermana. We are both Hispanioballs! I like your food And you like mine too!
    • Iceland-icon.png Islandia - Of all Nordicos, you are the one that I like the most.
    • Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball - Sister who has a lot of oil.
    • USA-icon.png Estados Unidos - We are of good amigos and trading partners and all. We fought a war against each other in 1846 once and I lost my land but we're good now. But never forget 1846! My hijo Texasball still hates me for that. He helps me with my drug war. Good thing Joe Biden-icon.png Joe Biden can into president now, so I and you can into improving our relationships! And I hope he can get rid of that estupido wall. I also like yuor son Liberia-icon.png Liberiaball.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ucrania - He says that I have good tourist destination. But remember, I am the dino killer! Not tu! Crimea-icon.png Crimea is yours anyway. We both hate Nikocado Avocado.

    Neutral

    • France-icon.png Francia - Aunt. Ha! I beat you one time in 1867 But we are okay, now.
    • Spain-icon.png España - Her conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Mi madre with long history together. Yet it say I make its proudest and marks me as its favourite hijo unlike mi other hermanos.
    • Liberia-icon.png Liberia - Mi sobrino, not much else, seriously.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesia - Amigo from Southeast Asia, he not liking drogas, but we share some common interests. You should try this!
    • Italy-icon.png Italia - BANDERA STEALER ALL YOU DID IS REMOVE EAGLE PIZZA PASTA GRINGO!!! But tu can into Catholic too and still, El Taco is better than pizza! And I strongly condemned Italian occupation of Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball. But we both hate Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and thanks for defeaating that England-icon.png 8-0 Collector!!
    • Peru-icon.png Perú - He is jealous because Tacos better than his food, el is also jealous porque ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than his entire country, but still good hermano, he helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empire never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>>Inca).
    • China-icon.png China - Mi good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO!!! and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past... THANKS TO YOU NOW I GOT INFECTED.
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuela - I remain fairly neutral about you, I prefer not to meddle in your affairs. But please, stop making el Cuba Comunista!!! but Were both hate Guyana-icon.pngSuriname-icon.png Idiota Guyana's.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestina - Yo no recognize him but we both hate Donald Trump-icon.png Hijo de Diablo and Kosovo-icon.png Mierda puppet

    Enemies/Enemgios

    States

    And 1 extraordinary entity and capital:

    Trivia

    • The politics of Mexico are dominated by four political parties: Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI; Catch-all party ... Centrists), National Action Party (PAN; Conservatives), Democratic Revolution Party (PRD; Social Democrats), and the National Regeneration Movement (MORENA; Left-wing nationalists).
    • It has lost more than half of its territory.
    • He is responsible for the Tlatelolco massacre (the Mexican version of Tianannmen)
    • Mexicans use "Azteca" as a nickname for their nationality, due to their ancient pre-Hispanic cultures although the majority of their population has had more than one indigenous roots.
    • He defeated Germany-icon.png Germanyball in the 2018 World Cup in Russia-icon.png Russiaball. Germany was the defending champion.
    • It is perhaps one of the most pleasant countries in the world, having good relations with almost all the countryballs in the world and vice versa, although the same cannot be said in its relationship with its northern neighbor: USA-icon.png USAball.
    • It is usually one of the countries that responds the fastest to a natural disaster, thus being one of the most supportive countries in the world in emergency situations.
    • Unlike the USA-icon.png United States that outperformed the economy of the UK-icon.png United Kingdom and Brazil-icon.png Brazil that outperformed the economy of Portugal-icon.png Portugal, his economy has not surpassed the economy of his father Spain-icon.png Spainball except in PPP.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexico is considered within North America, along with Canada-icon.png Canada and the USA-icon.png United States.
    • His special abilities are drinking tequila and eating tacos.
    • Texas-icon.png Texasball and California-icon.png Californiaball, along with other southwestern states of the USA, used to belong to him.
    • In Spanish-icon.png Spanish language, the native name of the country (Mexico) is a masculine noun.
    • He speaks and writes Spanish, usually with rudeness and insults.
    • He likes everything related to tacos.
    • He hates the "Mexican Food" of USAball, like the Taco Bell or the Burritos (Since even though they are Mexican it is very rare that he eats them).
    • He created the Cartoon Network series Villainous'.
    • It is the countryball with the most Concacaf Gold Cups with eight titles.
    • Its name means In the navel of the moon.
    • It's one of the countryballs that always has fans available (if you want your own mass of fans, you know where to go).
    • He participated in the 2012 Olympic Games held by UK-icon.png UKball and his grandson London-icon.png Londonball, where he won his first Olympic gold medal in soccer. Interestingly, the following 2016 Olympic Games were held by the countryball he defeated in the 2012 final, Brazil-icon.png Brasilball, with his son Rio de Janeiro-icon.png Rio de Janeiroball. However, after returning as the defending champion, he could not consolidate again in the final despite drawing with Germany-icon.png Germanyball and beating Fiji-icon.png Fijiball, because on the third date of the group stage he lost to South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball and was eliminated.
    • Together with Brazil-icon.png Brazilball they have the record of hosting two World Cup finals, in the case in their stadiums. In the case of Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball, it is the Azteca Stadium, which hosted the final in 1970 (Brazil-icon.png Brazilball 4-1 Italyball Italy-icon.png) and the one in 1986 (Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball 3-2 Germanyball Germany-icon.png).
    • His biggest international defeat was an 8-0 defeat by England-icon.png Englandball in an International Friendly on May 10, 1961.
    • He hates the number 7.
    • Like Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball with The Simpsons, Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball is a big fan of the children's show SpongeBob, making these series great material for memes in their respective countries.
    • It is the country with the largest 3-icon.png Native American population But in their telenovelas everyone is white ... potent racism.
      • The population of Mexico according to the latest census:
        • 21% Indigenous Mexicans (3-icon.png Native Americans)
        • 25% Mestizo (3-icon.png Native American+European 2-icon.png)
        • 47% White-Mexicans (descendents of Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish settlers and 2-icon.png European immigrants)
        • 1% Asian-Mexicans (Descendents of 1-icon.png Asian immigrants)
        • 0,1% Afro-mexicans (Descendents of 8-icon.png African slaves and 8-icon.png African immigrants)
    • He's a cowboy, believe it or not, and he blames USA-icon.png Murica for taking away his cowboy tradition.
    • USA-icon.png USAball sometimes confuses it with Spain-icon.png Spainball and Italy-icon.png Italyball.
    • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball rarely call him "Italy with a shield".
    • He is very excited because in 2026, he will once again have a Soccer World Cup with Canada-icon.png Canada and USA-icon.png Murica.
    • He almost always win on bets related to eating spicy foods.
    • The Mexicoballs Who Are Mothers Use A Deadly Weapon To Punish Their Children Called: La Chancla.
    • In the last few editions of the World Cup he has made a lot of mess.
      • Italy-icon.png Italy 1990: He was disqualified for lying about the age of at least four players of the U-20 National Team in 1988, and trying to appeal with FIFAball the punishment imposed by CONCACAFball
      • USA-icon.png United States 1994: Started its curse of the fourth game (he always is disqualified in the Eighth-finals of the Playoffs)
      • France-icon.png France 1998: He urinated on a monument to a French soldier.
      • South Korea-icon.pngJapan-icon.png Korea-Japan 2002: Pulled the emergency lever of a bullet train for the first time.
      • Germany-icon.png Germany 2006: he was locked in a bunker from the World War II.
      • South Africa-icon.png South Africa 2010: He disguised a statue of Nelson Mandela as a charro (traditional Mexican horseman)
      • Brazil-icon.png Brazil 2014: A Mexicoball fell from a cruise ship and died.
      • Russia-icon.png Russia 2018: Had sex and burned the flag of Germany-icon.png Germanyball.
        • He did all of this while intoxicated.

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