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    Ya, como chingas pinche Donald Trompetas y tu muro!
     
    Mexico-icon.png Mexico


    But what I am most proud of, of those 6 years, is the year of 1968, because it allowed me to serve and save the country, whether you like it or not...
     
    — Gustavo Diaz Ordaz

    Mexicoball, officially the United Mexican TacoTacoWallStealer Old Mexico Statesball loves children is a countryball with identity conflicts; it lives in North America with USA-icon.png USAball and Canada-icon.png Canadaball but it does not share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with a special territory being its capital Mexico City-icon.png Mexico Cityball, giving it a total area of 761,610 square miles (1,964,375 sq km), making it the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2021, it has a population of about 130.2 million inhabitants, the 10th most populous in the world.

    Mexico maintains membership in the UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other country in the world, and used to be also a major NATO ally, but not anymore. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball.

    Mexicoball isn't a poor countryball like USA-icon.png Masonic Burgerball mass media shows. It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the Murica-icon.png USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle-class countryball. Its economy has seen a large amount of growth due to its large trades with China-icon.png Chinaball and USA-icon.png USAball, and it is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though it does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and it'll be completely developed soon! It is a relatively weak countryball right now but by 2050 it is estimated that it will be a force to be reckoned with.

    It can into 2026 World Cup with USA-icon.png USAball and Canada-icon.png Canadaball. It is the third time that it hosted the tournament, being the country who most hosted the World Cup. The cities hosting have not yet been determined. It can also into the crater of the dino-killing asteroid (Te callas Ukraine!)

    Its birthday is on September 16.

    History

    65 million years ago, Mexico was struck by the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs, the Earth was barely alive and caused mass extinctions.

    Aztec-icon.png Ancient civilzations Maya-icon.png

    For thousands of years, the clay of that is now Mexico was home to ancients 3-icon.png 3ball and 7-icon.png 7ball civilizations like Maya-icon.png Mayaball (in Yucatán-icon.png Yucatánball) and Aztec-icon.png Aztec Empireball and Tlaxcalaball (Nahua state) (in the Mexican Valley). However, Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball after hoping on Spanish Cuba-icon.png Cubaball founded Aztecball's capital of Tenochtitlanball and conquered it. Maya-icon.png Mayaball was later conquered too.

    Viceroyalty of New Spain-icon.png Viceroyalty of New Spainball Viceroyalty of New Spain-icon.png

    In 1521, Mexico was born as Viceroyalty of New Spain-icon.png New Spainball, and for the next 300 years, it remained under the custody of Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball. But when its parent was defeated by France-icon.png Franceball in Europe, it and its siblings sought to become independent. To do so, they fought their parent, Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball.

    First Mexican Empire-icon.png Indepencia (Independent Mexicoball) Mexico-icon.png

    After 11 years of fighting, Mexico became independent in 1821, but didn't really have any idea how to govern itself. The First Mexican Empire-icon.png First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823, the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this political instability set in all over its clay. Mexicoball fought a short war with France-icon.png Franceball over a pastry restaurant, while the federalism caused several states to begin revolting. One of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... ROT-icon.png Texasball.

    Texas-icon.png Texasball, along with CaliforniaR-icon.png Californiaball was populated by Anglo Americans who fought for independence and tried to get into the USA-icon.png USAball in 1845. Texas-icon.png Texasball wanted to keep it's 8-icon (colony).png slaves, but Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball said no. In 1846, Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic and tried to take back Texas-icon.png Texasball but USA-icon.png USAball resisted, triggering a war that ended in USA-icon.png USAball robbing gaining custody of Mexicoball's northern children, which are now the American states of California-icon.png Californiaball, Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball, Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball, Utah-icon.png Utahball, Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball and NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball.

    In 1861, France-icon.png Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning it again in Second Mexican Empire-icon.png Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USA-icon.png USAball right after just after winning over CSA-icon.png Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867.

    La Porfiriato Era to the nationalist revolution

    Starting in 1876, Mexico was ruled by Porfirio Diaz, and there was relative peace until 1910 when the Mexican Revolution caused 10 years of major fighting, and then kt had some conflicts with USA-icon.png USAball. As a result, File:ReichTime-icon.png Reichtangle invited it to declare war on USA-icon.png USAball in World War I in return for all of its child, including Texas-icon.png Texasball and NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined. In 1917 a new constitution was implemented and starting in 1929, Mexico was ruled by the P.R.I. party for 70 years.

    Era de los corruptos (Mexico under the PRI)

    Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even sent some pilots to the Battle of Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball. However, it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War while hosting the 8-icon.png 8ball power Olympics in 1968. Unfortunately, that was the same year where students protesting faced a massacre. In 1994, the EZLN-icon.png EZLN (Zapatista Army of National Liberation) was founded as a libertarian socialist anti-capitalist confederation under a non-partisan consensus democracy. A few years before the Popular Revolutionary Army. Since then, both of them had clashed against the Mexican government.

    Viva la Mexican republica (Modern times)

    Nowadays Mexicoball is now known for being a "taco illegal alien" who has drug violence and corruption problems on its clay. But Mexicoball resolves with its new presidential strategy since 2018.

    On May 3 2021, a viaduct on line 12 of its subway collapsed leaving 20 dead and others injured.

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Bottle Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
    Fire Engine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Bottle Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
    Fire Engine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126
    Maximum Blue 48, 194, 220 C78-M12-Y0-K14 #30C2DC
    Saddle Brown 143, 70, 32 C0-M51-Y78-K44 #8F4620
    Earth Yellow 219, 173, 108 C0-M21-Y51-K14 #DBAD6C

    Relationships

    Friends/Amigos

    • Aztec-icon.png Aztecball - Parent. It's a shame Spain-icon.png other parent killed it and its culture and society because it thought it was "Satanic". I still have its blood, and my cuisine and court justice system are influencia by it.
    • Chile-icon.png Chile - Good sibling, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals. My sibling knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best sib ever!) Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD CUP MUAJAJAJA.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brasil - My dear friend! It loves my novelas and my vintage media a lot, also we are similar each others, Im the Español version of it, Also i love HUE. It did beat me in the 2018 WC (STOP DIVING NEYMAR), and it likes Now United (a pop music group that isn't very popular in Mexico but I know that we have members in this). Any and Sabina are best friends! LARINAS TOGETHER!🇧🇷🇲🇽
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombia - Good friend and sibling. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
    • El Salvador-icon.png El Salvador - Great sibling. We have similar cultures, and both solve a problem with caravans.
    • Belize-icon.png Belizeball - My Anglo neighbor.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadá - Cousin and good friend. It is child of my relative Franceball. I understand its rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of its ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Parent of gringo and help it during World War II with little help from gringo. But I had a weird feeling about it. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Parent?
    • Israel-icon.png Israel - Good friends, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism but please stop bullying el Palestine-icon.png Palestineball...
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - I received many immigrants from it, muchas gracias also for tacos al pastor.
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - We both can into spicy food and rich history. African friend. Me and USA-icon.png Gringo among other friends did not recognize the Italian occupation among its clay! I love your culture and you love mine. Friend.. congrats for staying uncolonized. you're so lucky You do not want to know what Spain-icon.png My formally evil imperialist parent did.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbia - Good friend. It loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3, also it's one of the best friends of Hue, I also don't recognize Kosovo, Kosovo es Serbia.
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the World Cup! 2-0 against Germany? Awesome!
    • ​​Romania-icon.pngRomaniaball - Eastern European relative. It really likes my food.
    • ​​Russia-icon.pngRussiaball - You good friend. It is a sibling of Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball but give Crimea Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball.
    • ​​Western Sahara-icon.pngWestern Saharaball - Adoptive sibling. I recognize you and I have your embassy but I was about to restore relationships with USA-icon.png USAball sorry..
    • Somalia-icon.png Somalia - We are both good friends and trading partners. We both hate American Media portraying us as shitholes. I hope you and your sibling go into peace. but why do you hate my Western Sahara-icon.png Friend?
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Southeast Asian sibling. We are both Hispanioballs! I like your food And you like mine too!
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Of all Nordicos, you are the one that I like the most.
    • Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball - Sibling who has a lot of oil.
    • USA-icon.png Estados Unidos - We are of good friends and trading partners and all. We fought a war against each other in 1846 once and I lost my land but we're good now. But never forget 1846! My child Texasball still hates me for that. It helps me with my drug war. Good thing Joe Biden-icon.png Joe Biden can into president now, so I and you can into improving our relationships! And I hope he can get rid of that estupido wall. I also like yuor child Liberia-icon.png Liberiaball.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - It says that I have good tourist destination. But remember, I am the dino killer! Not tu! Crimea-icon.png Crimea is yours anyway. We both hate Nikocado Avocado.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - We are both G20 partners with extremely positive relations! Le gustan mis tacos! ¡Viva le Arabia Saudita!

    Neutral

    • France-icon.png Franceball - Relative. Ha! I beat you one time in 1867 But we are okay, now.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Its conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Mi parent with long history together. Yet it say I make its proudest and marks me as its favourite child unlike mi other siblings.
    • Liberia-icon.png Liberia - My relative, not much else.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesia - MIKTA friend from Southeast Asia, it not liking drogas and it's quite aggresive when someone mentions drugs or illegal substances which is why it can be a bit scary at times I like its culture and cuisine tho.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - BANDERA STEALER ALL YOU DID IS REMOVE EAGLE PIZZA PASTA GRINGO! But tu can into Catholic too and still, taco is better than pizza! And I strongly condemned Italian occupation of Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball. But we both hate Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and thanks for defeaating that England-icon.png 8-0 Collector!!
    • Peru-icon.png Perú - It is jealous because Tacos better than its food, it is also jealous because ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than its entire country, but still good sibling. It helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empires never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>>Inca).
    • China-icon.png China - Mi good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO!!! and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past... THANKS TO YOU NOW I GOT INFECTED.
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuela - I remain fairly neutral about you, I prefer not to meddle in your affairs.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Yo no recognize it but we both hate Donald Trump-icon.png Wikipedia:Donald Trump and Kosovo-icon.png Mierda puppet.

    Enemies/Enemgios

    States

    And 1 extraordinary entity and capital:

    Trivia

    • The politics of Mexico are dominated by four political parties: Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI; Catch-all party ... Centrists), National Action Party (PAN; Conservatives), Democratic Revolution Party (PRD; Social Democrats), and the National Regeneration Movement (MORENA; Left-wing nationalists).
    • It has lost more than half of its territory.
    • It is responsible for the Tlatelolco massacre (the Mexican version of Tianannmen)
    • Mexicans use "Azteca" as a nickname for their nationality, due to their ancient pre-Hispanic cultures although the majority of their population has had more than one indigenous roots.
    • It is perhaps one of the most pleasant countries in the world, having good relations with almost all the countryballs in the world and vice versa, although the same cannot be said in its relationship with its northern neighbor: USA-icon.png USAball.
    • It is usually one of the countries that responds the fastest to a natural disaster, thus being one of the most supportive countries in the world in emergency situations.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexico is considered within North America, along with Canada-icon.png Canada and the USA-icon.png United States.
    • In Spanish-icon.png Spanish language, the native name of the country (Mexico) is a masculine noun.
    • It speaks and writes Spanish, usually with rudeness and insults.
    • Its hates the "Mexican Food" of USAball, like the Taco Bell or the Burritos (Since even though they are Mexican it is very rare that it eats them since it doesn't taste authentically Mexican).
    • It hates the number 7.
    • It's a cowboy, believe it or not, and it blames USA-icon.png Murica for taking away its cowboy tradition.
    • USA-icon.png USAball sometimes confuses it with Spain-icon.png Spainball and Italy-icon.png Italyball.
    • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball rarely calls it "Italy with a shield".
    • It is very exciting because, in 2026, it will once again have a Soccer World Cup with Canada-icon.png Canada and USA-icon.png Murica.
    • It almost always wins on bets related to eating spicy foods.
    • In the last few editions of the World Cup it has made a lot of mess.
      • Italy-icon.png Italy 1990: It was disqualified for lying about the age of at least four players of the U-20 National Team in 1988, and trying to appeal with FIFAball the punishment imposed by CONCACAFball
      • France-icon.png France 1998: It urinated on a monument to a French soldier.
      • Germany-icon.png Germany 2006: It was locked in a bunker from World War II.
      • South Africa-icon.png South Africa 2010: It disguised a statue of Nelson Mandela as a charro (traditional Mexican horseman)
      • Brazil-icon.png Brazil 2014: A Mexicoball fell from a cruise ship and died.
      • Russia-icon.png Russia 2018: It burned the flag of Germany-icon.png Germanyball.
        • It did all of this while intoxicated.

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