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— Lithuania while proudly singing his sports anthem Trys Milijonai
Lithuaniaball, officially the
Grand Duchy of No Idea Animations Republic of the Union of Myanmarball Lithuania sphereball, has the worst dubbing studios on TV is a countryball in Northern Europe. Lithuaniaball is bordered by four other countryballs, Latviaball to the north, Belarusball to the southeast, and Polandball (and Kaliningradball) to the southwest. The countryball is divided into 10 countyballs with its capital Vilniusball located in the south, giving its a total of 25,200 square miles, making its the 121st largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, the population remains at about 2,793,986 inhabitants.
Since the Soviet Unionball's dissolution, Lithuaniaball has decided to join EUball and NATOball in order to gain protection from Russiaball. Lithuaniaball also maintains membership in UNball like almost every other countryball on Earth. She was the first Soviet republic to be independent.
Lithuaniaball's history has been marked with some glorious moments. Married to Polandball - allying together when an attack from their archenemy Teutonic Orderball would be imminent and hating the guts out of each other the rest of the time. Lithuaniaball has also fought against Russiaball for many centuries under the name of "Grand Duchy of Lithuania". Just like Estoniaball and Latviaball, Lithuaniaball has suffered a lot in history, yet it doesn't feel weak because of that and shows it's pride and strength because it managed to keep its culture alive for over 1000 years.
Lithuaniaball has the hottest temperature out of all Balticballs. They have even earned it a nickname "North Italianball". On a plus side, such hot temper makes them fierce and at times able to resist various invaders, but on the minus side, it makes its difficult to get along with its neighbours - Lithuaniaball makes it to Russiaball's list of the most hated countryballs almost every year.
Lithuaniaball, for this reason, is very depressed and often contemplates suicide. IN ANY UNKNOWN AND EXCESSIVE SITUATION MAKE SUICIDE. No matter, Lithuaniaball is kinda obsessive with religion and is one of the most Christian nations in Europe. Due to its past pagan roots, Lithuaniaball is a nature lover. Two of its favorite animals are storks and grass snakes. Lithuaniaball is deeply in love with basketball and everyone is crazy about it.
Interestingly, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, a famous character from a series of movies and books written by Thomas Harris is, in fact, Lithuanian (is fact, check in infobox).
The Proudest Moments of History:
- On March 9, 1009, Lithuaniaball was born.
- In 1253 - Lithuaniaball is a kingdom.
- In late 12th century - Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball had existed
- 15th century - Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball was the largest state in Europe.
- 1410 - Together with Polandball it won against Prussiaball's crusaders in the Battle of Grunwald.
- 1605 - Together with Polandball, Lithuaniaball won against Swedenball in the Battle of Kircholm.
- On May 3, 1791 - Together with Polandball, became the first country in Europe to adopt a constitution.
- March 11, 1990 - Lithuaniaball becomes the first country to leave the Soviet Union.
- March 29, 2004 - Lithuaniaball joins NATO.
- May 1, 2004 - Lithuaniaball joins EU.
- July 12, 2009 - Lithuaniaball can now into female leadership
- January 1, 2015 - Lithuaniaball joins EUball Eurozone.
- 2016 - Lithuaniaball helps Latviaball into finding potatoes,
For centuries, the southeastern shores of the Baltic Sea were inhabited by various Baltic tribes. In the 1230s, the Lithuanian lands were united by Mindaugas, the King of Lithuania, and the first unified Lithuanian state, the Kingdom of Lithuaniaball, was created on July 6, 1253. During the 14th century, the Grand Duchy of Lithuania was the largest country in Europe; present-day Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, and parts of Poland and Russia were the territories of the Grand Duchy. With the Lublin Union of 1569, Lithuania and Poland had their first and only child, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. The Commonwealth lasted more than two centuries, until neighboring countries systematically dismantled it from 1772–95, with the Russian Empire annexing most of Lithuania's territory.
As World War I neared its end, Lithuania's Act of Independence was signed on 16 February 1918, declaring the establishment of a sovereign State of Lithuania. In 1940, Lithuania's government was overthrown by a Soviet-backed coup by the communist puppet government and Lithuania
voluntarily joined the Soviet Unionball and then (in 1941) was occupied by Nazi Germanyball. As World War II neared its end in 1944 and the Germans retreated, the Soviet Union reoccupied Lithuania, resulting in a bloody guerilla war, which lasted until 1953. The occupation lasted for over 40 years. On 11th March 1990, one year before the formal break-up of the Soviet Union, Lithuania became the first Soviet republic to declare itself independent, resulting in the restoration of an independent state of Lithuania.
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- Estoniaball - Best Baltic friend and step-sister. Why do you want to be Nordic? Baltic>Nordic.
Well, both of us are observers of Nordic council though... we will hack the world muahahahahahaha!!!!
- Baltsball - My father
- EUball - Gibs money and jobs, is quite broken as well.
Why ban memes heeheehee?
- Finlandball - Great and stronk. He agreed with his adotpive brothers to protect me and my sisters. Why you helped my sister to invade me!! Because Eesti wanted?? But you foughts against the Soviet, and am respectings that. Some of yuo people have baltic heritage, the word perkele is baltic!
- Ethiopiaball - I like your flag!! Pan African flags are pretty!
- Georgiaball - Far away great friend who shares the same hatred towards vodka.
- Icelandball - First to recognize my independence. Woohoo!
- Swedenball - Nordic friend. While I eat pizza with ketchup, he eats pasta with ketchup and pizza with banana. He has a very tiny community in my area
- Latviaball - My twin sister, best friend also. We can into potatoes! We both are good basketballers. Potatoes rules! Nobody deserves to stand on top of each other :) but... i don't get why you're fine with Russiaball..
- UKball - Kind of nice and old, has a lot Lithuanian immigrants.
- Ukraineball - Best Slavic friend, shares a long history with us. Also I'm helping him to fight against the vodka bear.
- Armeniaball - I Recognize your Genocide unlike Estoniaball because it denied your genocide.
- Hungaryball - Good friend. Also, he is Eesti's Brother.
- USAball - Very cool nation, we play basketball and hockey. Don't abuse our NBA players alright? Don't boo or heckle them or I will heckle yours in my home arena hahaha.
- Vaticanball - Love Papa, Catholic bros! Thanks for visiting us .
- Israelcube - I don't recognize Palestineball for yuo so we both hate Russiaball
- Taiwanball - We both hate Fake China.
- Russiaball - I don't know... Recently he's been trying to improve relations with me, but never forget all those things you've done to me. AND STOP TREATING MY
NORDICSISTER LIKE SHIT
OTHERWISE WE WILL HACK YOU
- Italyball - We estabilished relations since the 15th Century when I maintained intense contacts with his Republic of Veniceball. Now we are close defense allies. However, he often hates me just because I eat pizza with ketchup. Still thank you for giving 12 points in Eurovision.
- Polandball - Ex-spouse. Long live the commonwealth for 100s of years! BUT STOP CALLING ME AND MY CAPITAL POLISH!!! NEVER FORGET 1920!!! AND.. COUGH... COUGH.... STOP ...COUGH... POLLUTING SO MUCH!
- Saudi Arabiaball - Stop persecuting catholics they are innocents and we both have a common enemies.
- Philippinesball - We both like basketball and stop being friends with flag stealer and+control your president please! Also, plox take care one of my people.
- Azerbaijanball - Can You Please Stop Bullying Armenia Please?, Although We're Against Iran
- Spainball - Same as Azerbaijan, we both hate Iranball and Syriaball.
- Myanmarball - FLAG STEALER! I AM NOT STARLESS YOU! YOUR FLAG IS YOUNGER THAN MINE! CHANGE IT NOW! Also, stop being friends with Russiaball and stop killing the Rohingyas. You deserve the junta!
- Belarusball - RESIGN LUKASHENKO. PROTESTS ARE HAPPENING IN MY CLAY AND SVIATLANA EVEN FLED TO MY AREA! IF YOU DONT STEP DOWN. WE WILL HAVE CHAOS! I LIKE THE WHITE RED WHITE FLAG BETTER AND THE COAT OF ARMS USED ORIGINALLY RESIGN DICTATOR! ALSO STOP HOLDING MY PASSENGERS HOSTAGE BECAUSE OF YOUR GOD DAMN POLITICAL FIGHTING,THEY ARE INNOCENT AND CAUSED NOTHING WRONG!
- Chinaball - Stop being friends with flag stealer. AND YOU CAUSED THE CORONAVIRUS CHINA SHAME ON YOU! AND FREE HONG KONG!.
To be honest I really don't even know much about so still don't understand why I put here.
- Serbiaball - Stop saying kosovo is serbia you stupid kebab remover and gib Kosovoball independent and even Saudi Arabiaball hates you!!
- Sudanball South Sudanball - My President Enough Said.
- Iranball - Even Estoniaball hates yuo and i support Saudi Arabiaball againts yuo!!
- North Koreaball - Stop nuking us yuo fatty REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!!
- Syriaball - Fake Syria FSA is real Syria not yuo are just a puppet of Vodka.
- Venezuelaball - Same as iran and JUAN GUIADO IS THE REAL PRESIDENT NOT MADURO AND REMOVE CORRUPTION!!!
- Soviet Unionball - Occupier! I was the first former Soviet country to declare independence from you. You're the reason why my country is full of Russian speakers just like Estonia and Latvia...
- Tarybų Lietuva: Your anthem is cringeworthy, disgusting and represents when I was colonized by the USSR and I will never respect my communist past!!
- Russian Empireball - You are the main reason why my country had such a sad history
- Zulu Kingdomball - I never heard of yuo before- OH WAIT DID YUO STEAL MY FLAG??!? HOW IS YUOR FLAG SIMILAR TO MINE?!??!
- Palestineball - Yuo are of Israeli clay.