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|“||Let's try again!||”|
|“||Lietuva, Tėvyne mūsų,
Tu didvyrių žeme,
|“||Oi šermukšnio, šermukšnio. Kur tu augai terp balių?
E-ei, ajaja, kur tu augai terp balių?
|“||Bunda jau Baltija, bunda jau Baltija,
Lietuva, Latvija, Estija!
Lithuaniaball, officially the Republic of Lithuaniaball, is a countryball in Northern Europe. Lithuaniaball borders Latviaball to the north; Belarusball to the southeast; and Polandball and Russiaball (via Kaliningradball) to the southwest. Lithuaniaball is divided into 10 countyballs with its capital Vilniusball located in the south. Lithuaniaball's area is 25,200 square miles, making it the 121st-largest countryball. As of February 24, 2022, its population is 2,659,827.
Lithuaniaball can into EUball, NATOball, and UNball. It was the first Soviet republic to be independent.
Lithuaniaball's history has been marked with some glorious moments. Married to Polandball - allying together when an attack from their archenemy Teutonic Orderball would be imminent and hating the guts out of each other the rest of the time. Lithuaniaball has also fought against Russiaball for many centuries under the name of "Grand Duchy of Lithuania." Just like Estoniaball and Latviaball, Lithuaniaball has suffered a lot in history, yet it doesn't feel weak because of that and shows it's pride and strength because it managed to keep its culture alive for over 1,000 years.
Lithuaniaball's national days are February 16 (when it gained independence from Russian Empireball) and March 11 (when it gained independence from Soviet Unionball).
Personality[edit | edit source]
Lithuaniaball has the hottest temperature out of all Balticballs. They have even earned the nickname "North Italianball ."On the plus side, such a hot temper makes them fierce and, at times, able to resist various invaders, but on the minus side, it makes it difficult to get along with its neighbors - Lithuaniaball makes it to Russiaball's list of the most hated countryballs almost every year.
Lithuaniaball, for this reason, is very depressed and often contemplates suicide. IN AN UNKNOWN AND EXCESSIVE SITUATION, COMMIT SUICIDE. No matter, Lithuaniaball is kinda obsessive with religion and is one of the most Christian nations in Europe. Due to its past pagan roots, Lithuaniaball is a nature lover. Two of its favorite animals are storks and grass snakes (Žaltys). Lithuaniaball is deeply in love with basketball, and everyone is crazy about it.
Interestingly, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, a famous character from a series of movies and books written by Thomas Harris is, in fact, Lithuanian (in fact, check-in infobox).
History[edit | edit source]
The Proudest Moments[edit | edit source]
- On March 9, 1009, Lithuaniaball was born.
- In 1253 - Lithuaniaball is a kingdom.
- In late 12th century - Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball had existed
- 15th century - Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball was the largest eastern state in Europe.
- 1410 - Together with Polandball it won against Prussiaball's crusaders in the Battle of Grunwald (Žalgirio Mūšis in Lithuanian).
- 1605 - Together with Polandball, Lithuaniaball won against Swedenball in the Battle of Kircholm.
- On May 3, 1791 - Together with Polandball, became the first country in Europe to adopt a constitution.
- March 11, 1990 - Lithuaniaball becomes the first country to leave Soviet Unionball.
- March 29, 2004 - Lithuaniaball joins NATOball.
- May 1, 2004 - Lithuaniaball joins EUball.
- July 12, 2009 - Lithuaniaball can now into female leadership
- January 1, 2015 - Lithuaniaball joins EUball Eurozone.
- 2016 - Lithuaniaball helps Latviaball into finding potatoes.
- January 5, 2022 - Lithuaniaball gets funded by Taiwanball with $200M,
unlike these greedy assholes.
- July 11-12, 2023 - Lithuaniaball was chosen to host a NATO summit in its capital Vilnius.
Suck it, Estija! >:D
1230s to 1795[edit | edit source]
For centuries, the southeastern shores of the Baltic Sea were inhabited by various Baltic tribes. In the 1230s, the Lithuanian lands were united by Mindaugas, the King of Lithuania, and the first unified Lithuanian state, the Kingdom of Lithuaniaball, was created on July 6, 1253. During the 14th century, the Grand Duchy of Lithuania was the largest country in Europe; present-day Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, and parts of Poland and Russia were the territories of the Grand Duchy. With the Lublin Union of 1569, Lithuania and Poland had their first and only child, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. The Commonwealth lasted more than two centuries until neighboring countries systematically dismantled it from 1772 to 95, with the Russian Empire annexing most of Lithuania's territory.
Independence[edit | edit source]
As World War I neared its end, Lithuania's Act of Independence was signed on February 16, 1918, declaring the establishment of a sovereign State of Lithuania. In 1940, Lithuania's government was overthrown by a Soviet-backed coup by the communist puppet government, and Lithuania
voluntarily joined the Soviet Unionball and then (in 1941) was occupied by Nazi Germanyball. As World War II neared its end in 1944 and the Germans retreated, the Soviet Union reoccupied Lithuania, resulting in a bloody guerilla war, which lasted until 1953. The occupation lasted for over 40 years. On March 11, 1990, one year before the formal break-up of the Soviet Union, Lithuania became the first Soviet republic to declare itself independent, resulting in the restoration of an independent state of Lithuania.
When Russiaball invaded Ukraineball, Lithuaniaball declared a state of emergency. Before this, Germanyball sent troops to Lithuaniaball.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
|Spanish Yellow||253, 185, 19||C0-M27-Y92-K1||#FDB913|
|Cadmium Green||0, 106, 68||C100-M0-Y36-K58||#006A44|
|International Orange (Golden Gate Bridge)||193, 39, 45||C0-M80-Y77-K24||#C1272D|
Relationships/Santykiai[edit | edit source]
Friends/Draugai[edit | edit source]
- Estoniaball - Best friend and cousin of the Baltic States. Why do you want to be a Northerner? Baltic > Nordic countries.
- Baltsball - My Parents
- EUball - It gives me money and work; it is also quite spoiled.
- Finlandball - Excellent and strong. It agreed with its adoptive parents to protect my siblings. Why did you help my sibling to invade me? Because they wanted it? However, you fought against The Union, and I respect that. Some of your people are of white origin; the word "perkele" is Baltic!
- Ethiopiaball - I like your flag! All the flags of Africa are beautiful!
- Georgiaball - Far a great friend who also hates dege. Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball is yours.
- Icelandball - It was the first to recognize my independence. Wow!
- Swedenball - Friend of the North. While I eat ketchup on a Pizza, it eats pasta with ketchup and pizza with a banana. There is a very small community in my area.
- Latviaball - My twin sibling and best friend. We can go to the potatoes! We are both good basketball players. Potatoes rule! No one deserves to stand on top of each other. :) But I don't understand why you're ok with Russia is a citizen.
- UKball - Peculiar beautiful and old; There are a lot of Lithuanian immigrants. Sometimes London is called "Little Lithuania"
- Ukraineball - Best Friend Slavic; It shares a long story with us. In addition, I help it fight degt bear. Crimeaball is yours, not of that degt bear.
- Armeniaball - I acknowledge your genocide.
- Hungaryball - Good friend. In addition, it is Eesti's sibling and best friend of my ex.
- USAball - A very cool country; We play basketball and hockey. Don't abuse our NBA players, okay? Spare them and don't kidd them, otherwise, I'll gossip about yours in my home arena, hahaha.
- Vaticanball - Love your parents, your Catholic siblings! Thank you for visiting us!
- Israelcube - I do not recognize you Palestine and we both hate The Russian population.
- Taiwanball - Thanks for giving me $200M, we both hate inconfident China for not giving me money and jerk Latino for severing its diplomatic ties with you..
Neutral/Neutrali[edit | edit source]
- Russiaball - I don't know. Recently it's been trying to improve relations with me, but never forget all those things you've done to me. AND STOP TREATING MY SIBLING LIKE S**T AND LEAVE UKRAINEBALL ALONE. Crimeaball is Ukrainian, not Russian. First of all, before you accuse me of mistreating the Russian population, unlike my Baltic brothers, I INTEGRATED THEM INTO OUR SOCIETY, gave them citizenship and never forced them to assimilate into our culture!! They learned Lithuanian on their own and are proud to be us. Our Russian minority is protected, guaranteed freedom of rights and can speak Russian anytime they want with our society! We love your culture but NOT YOUR GOVERNMENT REGIME! NO WAR! RUSSKIY KORALBY IDI NASHI!
- Italyball - We established relations in the 15th century when I maintained intense contact with its Republic of Veniceball. Now we are close defense allies. However, it often hates me just because I eat pizza with ketchup. Still, thank you for giving 12 points in Eurovision.
- Polandball - Ex-spouse. Long live the commonwealth for 100s of years! BUT STOP CALLING ME AND MY CAPITAL POLISH! NEVER FORGET 1920! AND. COUGH. COUGH. STOP. COUGH. POLLUTING SO MUCH!
- Saudi Arabiaball - Stop persecuting innocent Catholics! But we both have some common enemies.
- Philippinesball - We both like basketball and stop being friends with flag stealer and control your president please! Also, plox take care one of my people.
- Azerbaijanball - Can You Please Stop Bullying Armenia Please?, Although We're Against Iran Iranball.
- Spainball - Same as Azerbaijan, we both hate Iranball.
Enemies/Priešai[edit | edit source]
- Myanmarball - FLAG STEALER! I AM NOT STARLESS YOU! YOUR FLAG IS YOUNGER THAN MINE! CHANGE IT NOW! Also, stop being friends with Russiaball and stop killing the Rohingyas. DEATH TO THE TATMADAW!!! REMOVE TATMADAW!!!!
- Belarusball - STAND UP, LUKASHENKO. THERE ARE PROTESTS IN MY CLAY, AND SVIATLANA EVEN RAN INTO MY DISTRICT! IF YOU DON'T LET GO, WE'LL LOVE THE CHAOS! I PREFER WHITE-RED-WHITE FLAGS, AND THE COAT OF ARMS USED IN THE ORIGINAL! STAND UP, DICTATOR! ALSO, STOP HOLDING MY PASSENGERS HOSTAGE BECAUSE OF THE POLITICAL STRUGGLE OF YOUR DEVILS THEY ARE INNOCENT AND DO NOTHING!
- Kaliningradball - Sorry, but I must sanction you: you are part of that bully who invaded Ukraineball, and I am part of EUball. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT INVADING ME, RUSSIA!
- Chinaball - Stop being friends with flag stealer. AND YOU CAUSED THE CORONAVIRUS, CHINA! SHAME ON YOU! AND FREE TAIWAN & HONG KONG!
- Serbiaball - Stop saying Kosovo is Serbia, you stupid kebab remover and gib Kosovoball independence!
- Iranball - For hating my sibling!
- Soviet Unionball - Occupier! I was the first former Soviet country to declare independence from you. You're the reason why my country is full of Russian speakers just like Estonia and Latvia. Thanks God, that I have less Russian population (Estonia - 24% Russian population; Latvia - 25% Russian population Lithuania ~4.4% population)
- Tarybų Lietuva: Your anthem is cringeworthy, disgusting and represents when I was colonized by the USSR and I will never respect my communist past!
- Russian Empireball - You are the main reason why my country had such a sad history! Oi ta baudžiava...
- Zulu Kingdomball - I never heard of yuo before- OH WAIT DID YUO STEAL MY FLAG??! HOW IS YUOR FLAG SIMILAR TO MINE??!!
- Palestineball - Yuo are a Israeli clay.
- Nazi Germanyball - YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN SOVIET!!!, YOU JUST TOOK OVER ME AND KILLED MY PEOPLE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YUO?, THANK GOD YOU GOT SPLIT BY WEST AND THE EAST, NEVER COMET BECK!
Gallery[edit | edit source]
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Worldometer. "Lithuania Population (LIVE)." Lithuania Population (2022), Worldometer, 24 Feb. 2022, http://web.archive.org/web/20220224200043/https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/lithuania-population/.
|Counties||Alytusball • Kaunasball • Klaipėdaball • Marijampolėball • Panevėžysball • Šiauliaiball • Tauragėball • Telšiaiball • Utenaball • Vilnius Countyball ( Vilniusball) • Samogitiaball|
|Former entities||Migrants from East (Prehistoric Europeans)• Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball • Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball • Republic of Lithuaniaball (1918-40) • Lithuanian SSRball ( Reichskommissariat Ostlandball)|
|Founders||Belgiumball • Canadaball • Denmarkball • Franceball • Icelandball • Italyball • Luxembourgball • Netherlandsball • Norwayball • Portugalball • UKball • USAball|
|Joined during the Cold War|| Greeceball • Türkiyeball
West Germanyball ( Germanyball since October 1990)
|Joined after the Cold War
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Bulgariaball • Estoniaball • Latviaball • Lithuaniaball • Romaniaball • Slovakiaball • Sloveniaball
|Accession Protocol Signed||Finlandball • Swedenball|
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Finlandball • Georgiaball • Ukraineball • Swedenball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Azerbaijanball • Armeniaball • Kazakhstanbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball|