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    Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, proudly singing its sports anthem Try Milijonai
    Lietuva, Tėvyne mūsų,
    Tu didvyrių žeme,
     
    Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball about to sing its anthem
    Oi šermukšnio, šermukšnio. Kur tu augai terp balių?
    E-ei, ajaja, kur tu augai terp balių?
     
    — Ugniavijas
    Bunda jau Baltija, bunda jau Baltija,
    Lithuania-icon.png Lietuva, Latvia-icon.png Latvija, Estonia-icon.png Estija!
     
    Lithuania-icon.png Žilvins Bubēlis, singing "The Baltics are Waking Up"

    Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, officially the Republic of Lithuaniaball, is a countryball in Northern Europe. Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball borders Latvia-icon.png Latviaball to the north; Belarus-icon.png Belarusball to the southeast; and Poland-icon.png Polandball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball (via Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Kaliningradball) to the southwest. Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball is divided into 10 countyballs with its capital Vilnius-icon.png Vilniusball located in the south. Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball's area is 25,200 square miles, making it the 121st-largest countryball. As of February 24, 2022, its population is 2,659,827.[1]

    Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball can into EU-icon.png EUball, NATO-icon.png NATOball, and UN-icon.png UNball. It was the first Soviet republic to be independent.

    Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball's history has been marked with some glorious moments. Married to Poland-icon.png Polandball - allying together when an attack from their archenemy Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball would be imminent and hating the guts out of each other the rest of the time. Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball has also fought against Russia-icon.png Russiaball for many centuries under the name of "Grand Duchy of Lithuania." Just like Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball and Latvia-icon.png Latviaball, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball has suffered a lot in history, yet it doesn't feel weak because of that and shows it's pride and strength because it managed to keep its culture alive for over 1,000 years.

    Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball's national days are February 16 (when it gained independence from Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball) and March 11 (when it gained independence from Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball).

    Personality[edit | edit source]

    Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball has the hottest temperature out of all Balticballs. They have even earned the nickname "North Italianball ."On the plus side, such a hot temper makes them fierce and, at times, able to resist various invaders, but on the minus side, it makes it difficult to get along with its neighbors - Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball makes it to Russia-icon.png Russiaball's list of the most hated countryballs almost every year.

    Lithuaniaball, for this reason, is very depressed and often contemplates suicide. IN AN UNKNOWN AND EXCESSIVE SITUATION, COMMIT SUICIDE. No matter, Lithuaniaball is kinda obsessive with religion and is one of the most Christian nations in Europe. Due to its past pagan roots, Lithuaniaball is a nature lover. Two of its favorite animals are storks and grass snakes (Žaltys). Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball is deeply in love with basketball, and everyone is crazy about it.

    Interestingly, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, a famous character from a series of movies and books written by Thomas Harris is, in fact, Lithuanian (in fact, check-in infobox).

    History[edit | edit source]

    The Proudest Moments[edit | edit source]

    • On March 9, 1009, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball was born.
    • In 1253 - Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball is a kingdom.
    • In late 12th century - Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball had existed
    • 15th century - Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball was the largest eastern state in Europe.
    • 1410 - Together with Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Polandball it won against Prussiaball's crusaders in the Battle of Grunwald (Žalgirio Mūšis in Lithuanian).
    • 1605 - Together with Polandball, Lithuaniaball won against Swedenball in the Battle of Kircholm.
    • On May 3, 1791 - Together with Polandball, became the first country in Europe to adopt a constitution.
    • March 11, 1990 - Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball becomes the first country to leave Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball.
    • March 29, 2004 - Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball joins NATO-icon.png NATOball.
    • May 1, 2004 - Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball joins EU-icon.png EUball.
    • July 12, 2009 - Lithuaniaball can now into female leadership
    • January 1, 2015 - Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball joins EUball Eurozone.
    • 2016 - Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball helps Latvia-icon.png Latviaball into finding potatoes.
    • January 5, 2022 - Lithuaniaball gets funded by Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball with $200M, unlike these China-icon.pngNicaragua-icon.png greedy assholes.
    • July 11-12, 2023 - Lithuaniaball was chosen to host a NATO-icon.png NATO summit in its capital Vilnius-icon.png Vilnius. Suck it, Estonia-icon.png Estija! >:D

    1230s to 1795[edit | edit source]

    For centuries, the southeastern shores of the Baltic Sea were inhabited by various Baltic tribes. In the 1230s, the Lithuanian lands were united by Mindaugas, the King of Lithuania, and the first unified Lithuanian state, the Kingdom of Lithuaniaball, was created on July 6, 1253. During the 14th century, the Grand Duchy of Lithuania was the largest country in Europe; present-day Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, and parts of Poland and Russia were the territories of the Grand Duchy. With the Lublin Union of 1569, Lithuania and Poland had their first and only child, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. The Commonwealth lasted more than two centuries until neighboring countries systematically dismantled it from 1772 to 95, with the Russian Empire annexing most of Lithuania's territory.

    Independence[edit | edit source]

    As World War I neared its end, Lithuania's Act of Independence was signed on February 16, 1918, declaring the establishment of a sovereign State of Lithuania. In 1940, Lithuania's government was overthrown by a Soviet-backed coup by the communist puppet government, and Lithuania voluntarily joined the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and then (in 1941) was occupied by Nazi.gif Nazi Germanyball. As World War II neared its end in 1944 and the Germans retreated, the Soviet Union reoccupied Lithuania, resulting in a bloody guerilla war, which lasted until 1953. The occupation lasted for over 40 years. On March 11, 1990, one year before the formal break-up of the Soviet Union, Lithuania became the first Soviet republic to declare itself independent, resulting in the restoration of an independent state of Lithuania.

    When Russia-icon.png Russiaball invaded Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball declared a state of emergency. Before this, Germany-icon.png Germanyball sent troops to Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Spanish Yellow 253, 185, 19 C0-M27-Y92-K1 #FDB913
    Cadmium Green 0, 106, 68 C100-M0-Y36-K58 #006A44
    International Orange (Golden Gate Bridge) 193, 39, 45 C0-M80-Y77-K24 #C1272D

    Relationships/Santykiai[edit | edit source]

    Friends/Draugai[edit | edit source]

    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Best friend and cousin of the Baltic States. Why do you want to be a Northerner? Lithuania-icon.png Baltic > Lithuania-icon (Nordic).png Nordic countries.
    • Balts-icon.png Baltsball - My Parents
    • EU-icon.png EUball - It gives me money and work; it is also quite spoiled.
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Excellent and strong. It agreed with its adoptive parents to protect my siblings. Why did you help Estonia-icon.png my sibling to invade me? Because they wanted it? However, you fought against Soviet-icon.png The Union, and I respect that. Some of your people are of white origin; the word "perkele" is Baltic!
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - I like your flag! All the flags of Africa are beautiful!
    • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Far a great friend who also hates Russia-icon.png dege. Abkhazia-icon.png Abkhaziaball and South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball is yours.
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - It was the first to recognize my independence. Wow!
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Friend of the North. While I eat ketchup on a Pizza, it eats pasta with ketchup and pizza with a banana. There is a very small community in my area.
    • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - My twin sibling and best friend. We can go to the potatoes! We are both good basketball players. Potatoes rule! No one deserves to stand on top of each other. :) But I don't understand why you're ok with Russia-icon.png Russia is a citizen.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Peculiar beautiful and old; There are a lot of Lithuanian immigrants. Sometimes London is called "Little Lithuania"
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Best Friend Slavic; It shares a long story with us. In addition, I help it fight Russia-icon.png degt bear. Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is yours, not of that Russia-icon.png degt bear.
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I acknowledge your genocide.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Good friend. In addition, it is Estonia-icon.png Eesti's sibling and best friend of Poland-icon.png my ex.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - A very cool country; We play basketball and hockey. Don't abuse our NBA players, okay? Spare them and don't kidd them, otherwise, I'll gossip about yours in my home arena, hahaha.
    • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - Love your parents, your Catholic siblings! Thank you for visiting us!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I do not recognize you Palestine-icon.png Palestine and we both hate Russia-icon.png The Russian population.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Thanks for giving me $200M, we both hate China-icon.png inconfident China for not giving me money and Nicaragua-icon.png jerk Latino for severing its diplomatic ties with you..

    Neutral/Neutrali[edit | edit source]

    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - I don't know. Recently it's been trying to improve relations with me, but never forget all those things you've done to me. AND STOP TREATING Estonia-icon.png MY SIBLING LIKE S**T AND LEAVE Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINEBALL ALONE. Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is Ukrainian, not Russian. First of all, before you accuse me of mistreating the Russian population, unlike my Baltic brothers, I INTEGRATED THEM INTO OUR SOCIETY, gave them citizenship and never forced them to assimilate into our culture!! They learned Lithuanian on their own and are proud to be us. Our Russian minority is protected, guaranteed freedom of rights and can speak Russian anytime they want with our society! We love your culture but NOT YOUR GOVERNMENT REGIME! NO WAR! RUSSKIY KORALBY IDI NASHI!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - We established relations in the 15th century when I maintained intense contact with its Republic of Veniceball. Now we are close defense allies. However, it often hates me just because I eat pizza with ketchup. Still, thank you for giving 12 points in Eurovision.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Ex-spouse. Long live the commonwealth for 100s of years! BUT STOP CALLING ME AND MY CAPITAL POLISH! NEVER FORGET 1920! AND. COUGH. COUGH. STOP. COUGH. POLLUTING SO MUCH!
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Stop persecuting innocent Catholics! But we both have some common enemies.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - We both like basketball and stop being friends with flag stealer and control your president please! Also, plox take care one of my people.
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Can You Please Stop Bullying Armenia Please?, Although We're Against Iran Iranball.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Same as Azerbaijan, we both hate Iranball.

    Enemies/Priešai[edit | edit source]

    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - FLAG STEALER! I AM NOT STARLESS YOU! YOUR FLAG IS YOUNGER THAN MINE! CHANGE IT NOW! Also, stop being friends with Russia-icon.png Russiaball and stop killing the Rohingyas. DEATH TO THE TATMADAW!!! REMOVE TATMADAW!!!!
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - STAND UP, LUKASHENKO. THERE ARE PROTESTS IN MY CLAY, AND SVIATLANA EVEN RAN INTO MY DISTRICT! IF YOU DON'T LET GO, WE'LL LOVE THE CHAOS! I PREFER Belarus-icon (old).png WHITE-RED-WHITE FLAGS, AND THE COAT OF ARMS USED IN THE ORIGINAL! STAND UP, DICTATOR! ALSO, STOP HOLDING MY PASSENGERS HOSTAGE BECAUSE OF THE POLITICAL STRUGGLE OF YOUR DEVILS THEY ARE INNOCENT AND DO NOTHING!
    • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Kaliningradball - Sorry, but I must sanction you: you are part of Russia-icon.png that bully who invaded Ukraineball, and I am part of EU-icon.png EUball. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT INVADING ME, RUSSIA!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Stop being friends with Myanmar-icon.png flag stealer. AND YOU CAUSED Coronavirus-icon.png THE CORONAVIRUS, CHINA! SHAME ON YOU! AND FREE TAIWAN & HONG KONG!
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Stop saying Kosovo is Serbia, you stupid kebab remover and gib Kosovoball independence!
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - For hating my sibling!
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Occupier! I was the first former Soviet country to declare independence from you. You're the reason why my country is full of Russian speakers just like Estonia and Latvia. Thanks God, that I have less Russian population (Estonia - 24% Russian population; Latvia - 25% Russian population Lithuania ~4.4% population)
    • Lithuanian SSR-icon.png Tarybų Lietuva: Your anthem is cringeworthy, disgusting and represents when I was colonized by the USSR and I will never respect my communist past!
    • Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball - You are the main reason why my country had such a sad history! Oi ta baudžiava...
    • Zulu Kingdom-icon.png Zulu Kingdomball - I never heard of yuo before- OH WAIT DID YUO STEAL MY FLAG??! HOW IS YUOR FLAG SIMILAR TO MINE??!!
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Yuo are a Israel-icon.png Israeli clay.
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN Soviet-icon.png SOVIET!!!, YOU JUST TOOK OVER ME AND KILLED MY PEOPLE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YUO?, THANK GOD YOU GOT SPLIT BY WEST AND THE EAST, NEVER COMET BECK!

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    References[edit | edit source]

    1. Worldometer. "Lithuania Population (LIVE)." Lithuania Population (2022), Worldometer, 24 Feb. 2022, http://web.archive.org/web/20220224200043/https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/lithuania-population/.
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