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Argentinaball, officially Mileireich the Argentine Republicball, is a federal republicball, located in the Patagonian peninsula in South America. They are bordered by Chileball to the west, Paraguayball and Boliviaball to the north, Brazilball and Uruguayball to the northeast, and if you recognise their claims on Antarcticaball, UKball to the east (with another border with Chileball to the west), meeting up in the middle of the continent with the other claimants.
Not counting Malvinasball, Argentina has divided their clay into 23 provinces (with the capital, Buenos Airesball, acting as an autonomous city), giving them 2,736,690 km² (1,056,640 m²) of clay. This makes them the second-largest countryball in South America (behind Brazilball), and eighth-largest in Earthball (ahead of Kazakhstanbrick and behind Indiaball). As of May 2022, they're assumed to have 47,327,407 inhabitants living inside their clay, making them the 31st most populous countryball (ahead of Algeriaball and behind Spainball).
Argentinaball is sometimes considered a rising power (not a potential superpower, though), meaning they have been able to join many international organisations, like Mercosurball, the Organisation of American Statesball, the Union of South American Nationsball (suspended), and the United Nationsball, like every other sovereign countryball.
In 2023, a virtually unknown economist known as Javier Milei took office with extreme freedom proposals such as dollarization and privatization . Menem would be proud of him.
History
Due to length, this section has been moved to Argentinaball/History.
Personality
Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italians, as well as Spanish and some Germans and Celts and even Frenchs. If you ask them, they will say they are the ones to watch and keep close.
Argentinaball usually doesn't start discussions but can get very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of it, pointing at yuo, Brazilball. But most of the time it's a very welcoming, magnetic and friendly ball, just like its adoptive parent, Italyball. They are also an authentic expert and enthusiastic in the studies of psychoanalysis and in addition to being resourceful and fervently directed towards your goals, this can make it narrow-minded, inflexible and apathetic.
Argentinaball also loves football, and even if it's not the best at it, it's one of the best players on the world. And also enjoys making fun of each other with it's neighbours, sometimes going a bit too far with Chile and Brazil, but deep down Argentinaball cares about them.
Argentinaball also can be very bipolar when asked about things like its confederate or dictatorial past and prefers not to talk about its past friendship with the Axis powers. Despite this, Argentinaball remains ambitious and optimistic about life and its goals.
Flag Colors
Main Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Iceberg | 116, 172, 223 | C61-M18-Y1-K0 | #74ACDF | |
White | 255,255,255 | N/A | #FFFFFF |
Emblem Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Buttercup | 246, 180, 14 | C0-M36-Y95-K0 | #F6B40E | |
Korma | 133, 52, 10 | C26-M79-Y100-K34 | #85340A |
Subdivisions
The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina has a federal system, similar to other countries. This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.
- Buenos Airesball - (No capital)
The over-crowded metropolitan areamy largest and strongest province but also the biggest troublemaker in my history, the only time you were the face that I showed to the world you made me look like a madman!Also por favor stop steals of mis cellphones.I have my eyes on you.i loved being a confederation, let's try again
- La Matanzaball - Overpopulated
with villerospartido (county) and industrial capital. - Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball - (Yes capital) and lunfardo speaker, its personality is the one that I mostly show to other countries.
He is actually a replacement of the first CABAball, because the first one got killed by querandies, but don't tell it. - Catamarcaball - It can into lots of mountain tribes. The wind and heat here is SAVAGE!
- Chacoball - Jungles, cheap shantytowns, and heat, A LOT OF HEAT and snakes.
- Chubutball - Province that speaks Welsh and also whale empire.
- Córdobaball - Beer! (Germanyball was here) the soul of the party on the country! But stop being drunk all the time goddammit!
- Corrientesball Swamps, horses, crocodiles, capybaras, lots of gauchos and UNCOUNTABLE knifes. It likes to compare itself to Texasball.
- Formosaball The province that can into brick and ball at the same time
Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle - Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL
Best beaches in Argentina!Buenos Aires's biggest rival through history. - Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here
Boiling hot desert wasteland - La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00) uninhabited cropland and cow empire.
- La Riojaball (Argentina)
Better wine than Mendozaball. - Mendozaball
wine addict. - Misionesball
SlavicWildlife reserves, virgin rain forest and Iguazu waterfallsCOCAINE AND MARIJUANA - Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate, dinosaurs and lakes
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NaziballRío Negroball Lots of Whales and Seals. Bariloche!Nazi Germany's ghost still lives inside this province - San Luisball The province no one cares about.
- San Juanball
The best province in el cuyoEnemy of Mendoza and Padre del Aula. - Santa Cruzball Penguins empire and desert.
- Santa Feball That weird province that likes to eat cats
ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBO! - Santiago del Esteroball That perverted province that rapes everything it sees...
Especially their primas - Saltaball The bigger
betterversion of Jujuyball and super-gaucho. - Tierra del Fuegoball My very cold child and tech master.
The commies are invading yuo though, be of carefully.- Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory.
- Tucumánball Main tropical fruit
And Illegal immigrantexporter, and also frustrated capital. -
South Georgia and the South Sandwich IslandsballGeorgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sur, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur. Montereyball(formely) - yep! i had a colony at some point!
Relationships
Friends
- Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay.
Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok.DID YUO JUST KILL CHE GUEVARA?!thanks.- : ¿Que?, ¡it wasn't me! ¡Yo was controlled by these asshole Boina Verde y ACI!
- : *sighs* Ok, I forgive you then...
- : Gracias, mi hermano mayor.
- USAball - Screw the Vulture Funds! (although they are already paid) Other than that, you are mi good bro. My current president likes you very much! Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally.
- Californiaball - I don't know yuo very mucho, but I remember that i occupied yuo for some days. Hope you are doin' okay
- Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (Argentine commie) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here. Despite the fact that u are a commie and u of exploiting my recursos naturales, u good.Hong Kong is yours.- Dominican Republicball - Sibling and good amigo BUT TANGO IS BETTER THAN MERENGUE.
- Estoniaball - Good amigo from the
NordicsBaltics. It wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a common enemy. - Franceball - Relative who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days. I use some French words in my rioplatence Spanish like cana (canne) and reculie (reculé).
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I BEAT YUO IN WORLD CUP FINAL, ESCUCHEN, CORRAN LA BOLA, JUEGAN EN FRANCIA PERO SON TODOS DEANGOLA... - Indonesiaball - It establish my relations during the Malvinas War, thanks for supporting me on the Malvinas issue.
- Irelandball - Best amigo. We both hate UKball for territory, and there's a frienship song about us! Glory to William Brown!
- Icelandball - I like LazyTown.
- Italyball - My adoptive parent. A lot of them in my clay and I use some Italian words, like laburo (lavoro), bacán and engrupir (gróppo) in my rioplatence Spanish (also called lunfardo).
- Japanball - Another East Asian friend like South Koreaball. I love anime and your video games.
- Middle Eastern Countryballs - We all recognized Palestineball, some of them can into mate! Oh, and Syriaball, one of my presidents are descended from vos clay!
- Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but it likes Faceblock. Also, how did yuo defeated me in the 2022 World Cup?! I can into defeatings all of my rivals there except for yuo!
- Mexicoball -
Almost alwaysSaltamuros sin copas y multicuentas. - Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball.
¿Qué mirá, bobo? ¿Qué mirá, bobo? Anda pa' lla bobo, anda pa' lla! - Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of Antarctican land.
- Palestineball - You can into independence.
- Peruball - He helped me once in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with it for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while it was at war with Perúball.
Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too. - Philippinesball - My Asian sibling and major non-NATO ally, I heard it wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help its to get into G20 with the help of USAball, Germanyball, Indonesiaball, Mexicoball and Tringapore. We both have in common,
corruptionfemale leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot.Misunderstood nation. We both hate Venezuelaball. - Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since it visited me for stopping us taking over Las Malvinas between me and UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary. Yuo are the best Slavic ball.
Misunderstood nation.2-0 MESSI IS BETTER THAN LEWANDOWSKI. - South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy. It defeated kraut. Also Real Korea.
- Spainball - Mi parent, who always of want the best por me. Soy their oldest niño.
They kinda progre tho. - Swedenball - It hates Chileball and Indiaball because of YouTube. Why can you not let Estoniaball into Nordic?
- Ukraineball - We both want to join EUball but Im in South America.
- Uruguayball - Little sibling who broke away from Brazilball (
and Rebellious Province), we created the mate. - Vaticanball - Pope Francis is of my descent.
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TrabasLGBTQ - You are good, but the fucking bitch legalize your marriage thought I am Católico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won. (Somehow). - Hawaiiball - The first one that recognized me as a country.
- Finlandball - It can into Tango too!
- Austriaball - European guy who is also have Austrian Diaspora in my clay.
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EUball-can I into yuo? - Paraguayball - My sibling, there are lots of them in my clay and it can into mate, it is still a bit scared of me before the triple alliance thing though.
- Equatorial Guineaball - Long lost child or sibling.
Vos will be mine! - Central Americaball - I helped it get freedom, and in appreciation it made it's flag similar to mine! but he died.
- Guatemalaball - I helped its beat its commie rebel during its civil war
thoshe made a genocide in hertierra. Well, its bandera looks slightly like mio but vertical. -
FernanflooEl Salvadorball - One of the countries that were born from FRCAball.It is my favourite of its siblings. - Costa Ricaball -
Am not going to calm down! - Guaraniball -
It is the real creator of the mate, but let's pretend that never happened. - Germanyball - THAT WORLD CUP 2014 FINAL WAS SO RIGGED, IT WAS PENALTY!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you.
Stop getting us out from world cups!We drink beer together sometimesand know each other from a long time. - Russiaball, Arab Leagueball and African Unionball - They support me in the Malvinas dispute! Thank yuo all!!
- Western Saharaball - I don't fully recognize yuo, but I recognize your Self determination. Stay stronk sibling!
- Serbiaball - I don't recognize Kosovo as independent and it recognizes Malvinas as mine.
- South Africaball - Well yuo sorta like me because it has mass diveristy and me is also has many all European but did yuo just supporting yuor Parent for Malvinas Dipsute, Why.
- Malaysiaball - Same thing as I said to South Africaball.
- Armeniaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies here.
- Canadaball - WE ARE BEST BUDDIES EVEN THOUGH JUSTIN BIEBER IS CANADIAN. ALL GOOD. SAYING SORRY EH?!
But why are you Reino Unido's child? -
2ball-I'm your fan número uno! Lets remove the colored assholes! - Japanese Empireball - I helped it during the Russo-Japanesse War.
BOTH CAN INTO GENOCIDE! - Roman Empireball - MY GLORIOUS EUROPEAN ANCESTOR!! I tried to use triunvirate, just like you did, but I failed....
- Carthageball - I'm your fan, yo copied your strategy and crossed los Andes like a boss!! But, tú tried to kill my glorious European ancestor.
- Galiciaball - Nice friend who makes up 14% of my población. Sometimes I call Spainball gallego.
- Barcelonaball - Thanks for making Messi the GOAT.
Neutral
- Australiaball - Why it can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe... If it can participate in Eurovision I can too!!!
HA I BEAT YOU 2-1 PELOTUDO GO MESSI. - Brazilball - Never forget 1-0! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against Paraguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ!
- Iranball - Complicated.
- Quebecball - We have neutral relations.
- Botswanaball - Child of UKball. But can into removing of it. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!!
it is the batman bootleg version of me. but it hates whites.We are frenemies. - Nazi Germanyball - Hehehehe, I allowed quite a lot of Nazi war criminals to come to my land and escape justice and we both hate UKball.
I can into Nazi.But I also have a large Jewish community too. - Portugalball - It always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver,
Messi >>>>>>>> CR7I also heard that you are UKball's best friend so REMOVE!And don`t you have only 5 children in Africa? - Venezuelaball - Yuor ruler is a zurdo emprobecedor. But yo good with ur immigrants... I guess.
Ah we also inflación buddies. Me can reach to you someday. - Croatiaball -
HA GOT REVENGE FROM 2018 3-0 IN 2022 GO MESSI BOLUDOS!I helped it fight Yugoslaviaball.. - Indiaball - It supports me in the World Cup and Malvinas dispute, pero DO YOU HATE BEEF? WHY? Also, it hate UKball quite a bit, but it hates me because I eat cows.
- Israelcube - I don't really hate you that much. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE PATAGONIA TO LIVE THERE FOR THIS!! I may recognize you BUT PLEASE RECOGNIZE PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE! Lol sorry for helping nazis.
- Taiwanball - I may not recognize you, but we have informal relations. (
Lo siento, if I recognize yuo one of my provinces will fooking kill me). - Selk'namball - Genocide?? Q-que is that thing? (starts sweating)
- Soviet Unionball - You helped me during the Malvinas War, but yuo also wanted to make me a commie!
Also, Nazi > Commie. - Mapucheball - This freak claims a big part of my country, but at least it isn't as agressive with me as it is with Chile.
- 3ball - I respect you, but stop being such a pain in the ass!
- Chileball - A frenemy, La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos! Traitor, you helped UK in Malvinas War!!! we
almostget along now though. - Moroccoball - My cousin. I don't mind you but please be more kind to my sibling.
- Walesball - I HATE your familia, but at least you tried to run away to Patagonia. I guess we get along alright.
Enemies
- Former Johnsonreich
y mi futura colonia Gran Malvinas- You are my worst nightmare!!! It is just the guy who didn't realized those old glory days of its generation had passed! It has even been overcomed by its child. I have disputes over the sovereignty of Las Malvinas with it. But now it had left the EUball, so there may be room for me? But other than that, thanks for helping me in the past with my railroads and stuff like that. :) So maybe we can find a day to improve relations? (Though it seems like they still hate me.. ah welp.)EL QUE NO SALTA, ES UN INGLÉS Y YA LO VE, Y YA LO VE... - USAball (Sometimes) - Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!! 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE! And HANDS OFF MY LIMONES! But I like capitalism so it’s good amigo.
PLEASE GIVE ME DOLLARS NOWWW MY CURRENCY IS PAIN. MYPRESIDENTE WANT THE DOLARIZACIÓN REALLY QUICK. - Gabonball - STAY AWAY FROM Equatorial Guineaball!!
- Malvinasball - VOS SOS MY RIGHTFUL CLAY! YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!! STOP BEING LIKE THE UKBALL AND BE MINE! JAJAJA!
- Verdisball - THIS STUPID MICRONATION STOLE MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION. I DEMAND YOU TO CHANGE IT IMMEDIATELY!
IF YOU DON'T, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT...
- Faceblock - REMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! IT BANNED MY PAGE PAGE ONCE!
- Ghanaball - Stay. Away. From. My. SHIP! Vos sos also a child of UKball.
- Peru-Bolivian Confederationball - This thing was created when Bolivia and Peru joined in a confederation, it was a threat.
- Kosovoball - I don't care who are you, but you're part of Serbia!
- Tringapore - STOP MAKING FUN ABOUT MY SIBLING HAVING A LOW IQ!!
- Messinaball and Messine Republicball - HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY BELOVED FOOTBALL PLAYER MESSI'S NAME?
PiqueterosERP and Montonerosball - JAJAJAJA YUO CAN'T INTO MAKING ME A COMMIE!Oh mierda, I got infected with Montoneros now!- Madridball - Messi's 2nd BIGGEST enemy.
- [1]Germany Football Team - MESSI'S BIGGEST ENEMY, FUCK YOU GOTZE.
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Provinces | Buenos Airesball • Catamarcaball • Chacoball • Chubutball • Córdobaball • Corrientesball • Entre Ríosball • Formosaball • Georgias del Sur y Sandwich del Surball* • Jujuyball • La Pampaball • La Riojaball • Malvinasball* • Mendozaball • Misionesball • Neuquénball • Rio Negroball • Saltaball • San Juanball • San Luisball • Sant Cruzball • Santa Feball • Santiago del Esteroball • Tierra del Fuegoball • Tucumanball • Argentine Antarcticaball* |
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Province Capitals |
Buenos Airesball • Córdobaball • La Plataball |
Former entities | Migrants from North that became the Natives of Silver River • Viceroyalty of Peruball • Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball • United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball / League of the Free Peoplesball • Argentine Confederationball / State of Buenos Ayresball |
*Sooner or later |
Organization of | |
North America | Canadaball • USAball • Mexicoball |
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Central America | Belizeball • Costa Ricaball • El Salvadorball • Guatemalaball • Hondurasball • Nicaraguaball • Panamaball |
Caribbean |
Antigua and Barbudaball • Bahamasball • Barbadosball • Cubaball • Dominicaball • Dominican Republicball • Grenadaball • Haitiball • Jamaicaball • Saint Luciaball • Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball • Saint Kitts and Nevisball • Trinidad and Tobagoball |
South America | Argentinaball • Brazilball • Boliviaball • Chileball • Colombiaball • Ecuadorball • Guyanaball • Paraguayball • Peruball • Surinameball • Uruguayball |
Members to Leave | Venezuelaball |
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Members | Argentinaball • Boliviaball • Brazilball • Chileball • Colombiaball • Ecuadorball • Guyanaball • Paraguayball • Peruball • Surinameball • Uruguayball • Venezuelaball |
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Observers | Mexicoball • Panamaball |
Mercosurball | |
Members | Argentinaball • Brazilball • Paraguayball • Uruguayball • Venezuelaball |
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Associate Members | Boliviaball • Chileball • Colombiaball • Ecuadorball • Peruball |
Observers | Mexicoball • New Zealandball |
The United Nations: The time away will future Together | |
Specialized agencies |
UNWomenball • ITUball • UNESCOball • WBGball • IFCball • IDAball) • WHOball • WIPOball • WMOball • WFPball • UNWTOball • CTBTOball • IAEAball • OPCWball • UNICEFball |
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Former Entities | League of Nationsball |
Shaping our future Together! |
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