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Argentinaball, officially the Argentine Republicball, is
white the largest dinosaur species yet discovered a sovereign stateball and a federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with it's neighbor Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by Boliviaball and Paraguayball to the north, Brazilball to the northeast and Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. it's clay is divided into 23 separate provinces, along with it's autonomous capital Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km
Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. This countryball has the third-largest economy of Latin America. Argie is also a non-NATO ally.
Argentinaball is sometimes seen as an emerging power (Not potential superpower).
Argentinaball's national day is July 9th. He is also located in the same latitude as Australiaball (the northern regions, the climate here is similar to the southern regions of Australia) and New Zealandball (central regions). The southern regions are very cold (Argentinian Patagonia), because they are very close to the Antarcticaball.
Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 3ball such as Guaraníball, Diaguitaball, Selk'namball, Comechingonball, Aymaraball, Querandiball, Huarpeball, Guaicuruball, Inca Empireball, Tehuelcheball, Charruaball, etc. The Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Incan Empire.
Spain came from north and defeated the Inca Empireball and went south, colonizing tribes like Comechingonball and Diaguitaball. The Spanish Empireball
forced made Guaraníball become catholic to make him fight against Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to create CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) two times because Querandiball killed the first one.
The conquered territory bacame a Viceroyalty, and that fought and defeated bellically Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, it separated from the Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called Equatorial Guineaball.
During 1806 and 1807 The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by British Empireball, but Señorito Ingles
was defeated by civilians failed in both attempts, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on Spanish Buenos Aires, this is known as the birth of Argentina, not as a political entity, but as a rebeld new personality inside Spanish Empireball's mind.
In 1810 the new personality decided to be independent after noticing that its mother was captured by Napoleon, and fought against the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of it's body (and also fought Portuguese Brazilball while doing so) and became United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball.
During the fight between the Unitary and federal sides, Kingdom of Brazilball took Banda Orientalball from the Liga de los Pueblos Libresball. The federals made the unitaries become anarchists after attacking CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.
In 1818 Kingdom of Hawaiiball recognized Argentina as a country, being the first one to do it. On the same year Argentina occupied Montereyball and helped on the liberation of Central America in 1819, and due to this, most central american countryballs made their flag similar to Argie's.
In 1820 the Liga de los Pueblos Libresball was killed by Entre Riosball. After that, Buenos Airesball started to act like the boss of the other provinces, so in protest Entre Riosball and Tucumanball proclaimed themselves as republics (they became semi-independent actually) but came back to Argentina in 1821, because of this, Tucuman was divided into Santiago del Estero, Catamarca and Tucumanball, while Entre Riosball was separated from Corrientes.
During 1825 and 1828 Argentina ( Entre Riosball, Corrientesball, Misionesball and rebels from Cisplatinaball) and The Brazilian Empire (that got help from Prussian mercenaries) fought for the territory of Cisplatinaball and Argentina was gaining terrain, but UKball stopped the fight and Cisplatinaball became Uruguayball. Tarijaball left Argentinaball and joined Boliviaball due to the internal conflicts.
In 1830 Argie's provinces created two alliances, the Liga del Interior and the Federal Pact, and started a civil war that ended with the federals winning and Argentinaball becoming the Argentine Confederation; all the provinces were able to control their own clay, but Buenos Airesball's mind was the one controlling argie.
On 1833 UKball arrived to the islands and
asked nicely demanded Argentina to leave the place and take back the claim of them, wich Argentina did. Despite this, the relations between those two remained okay.
In 1837 Argentinaball declared war against the Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by Franceball) started and the federals won.
During 1839 to 1843 Argentina helped the Blancos Government rule Uruguay, defeating the Colorados and blocking their naval trade of the last city they were controlling.
In 1851 Buenos Airesball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex Uruguayball, but some provinces betrayed him and with the support of The Brazilian Empire and Uruguay they almost killed Buenos Airesball. The unitaries, liderated by Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a confederation again.
In 1859 Spainball accepted that Argentina was independent.
In 1861 the Argentine Confederation fought against the State of Buenos Ayres, wich ended up being annexed by the confederation, becoming modern-day Argentina. Buenos Airesball started another civil war making the rest of the provinces into unitario.
Argentinaball secretly supported the Colorados Government to take over Uruguayball, while The Brazilian Empire helped them by directly attacking Uruguay. In 1864 Paraguay attacked The Brazilian Empire in response to help its ally... or maybe to invade him and get direct access to the sea. Paraguay asked Argentinaball to make its troops pass through its clay to reach Uruguay, but Argentinaball didn't let him do that, so she got attacked by Paraguay. Uruguay, The Brazilian Empire, and Argentinaball formed an alliance and defeated him. Argentinaball dealt with a confederate revolt during the war.
During 1870 and 1874 Argentinaball had a civil war when the Mitrists from Buenos Aires revolted because Domingo Faustino Sarmiento got the presidency and not Bartolomé Mitre, but they ended up losing the war.
Argentinaball and the German Empire became friends after its unification and Argie gained a lot of military influence from him. Also, in 1870 Argie was adopted by the Kingdom of Italyball (culturally, not in the sense of becoming part of it/becoming a puppet), thing that improved their relationship a lot.
In 1879, during the War of the Pacific, Argentinaball was considering helping Boliviaball and Peruball, but Chileball offered its the majority of the Patagonia if it doesn't intervene and Argentinaball accepted. After the war, Argentina and Chile almost killed Wallmapurawr and took all of its clay.
In 1880 Argentinaball had a civil war again, this time Buenos Aires started the conflict because it wanted the yes capital to be part of him, and the mitrist Corrientes helped him, but both were beaten.
In the same year, Argentina and Chile almost killed all the Selk'namballs after tensions with cattle and crops. Both killed 900+ of them directly.
Around 1885-1886 Argentinaball took most of the puna de atacama from Boliviaball after invading it.
During WW2 Argentinaball tried to stay neutral
because it was secretly part of the axis powers and just was neutral to function as a spacepegoat if the axis lost because it felt a lot of respect towards it's axis friends and adoptive father, but declared war on Nazi Germany and the Empire of Japan in 1944 under the Gringolandia pressure. After the war, Argie helped Italy to recover by sending food and Nazi Germanyball's ghost hid in Argentinaball's body.
In 1947 Argentinaball helped Paraguayball on its civil war.
On 1958 Argentinaball and Chile
autistically screamed at each other had a fight for the "Islote Snipe", suprisingly nobody got harmed though.
In 1965 Argentinaball defeated Chileball on the Battle of Laguna del Desierto, rising the tensions higher than never before.
In 1974 the last pure Selk'nam died.
During 1975-1976 Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla groups called ERPball and Montonerosball, who were born as a result of the cold war.
Through 1976-1982 Argentinaball had an stress attack because of the mental instability that teh dictatorship and Nazi Germany's ghost were causing on it's mind and almost declared war on Chile in 1978 but Vaticanball convinced it to don't do that. So Argie invaded the Falklands and
sanguche islands and occupied them for some time but UKball beated Argentinaball, forcing it to leave the islands alone.
In 1990 Argentinaball became more interventionist, it joined the gulf coalition to fight Ba'athist Iraqball, capturing +500 ships, recovering it's pride after the Malvinas war and becoming a non-NATO ally.
In 1991 it helped Croatiaball fight against Yugoslaviaball, in 1994 participated in the Operation Uphold Democracy against Haitiball and in 1995 Argentina sold weapons to Ecuadorball for the War of the Cenepa against Peruball, Argentina regrets doing that though.
Argentinaball usually doesn't start discussions but can get very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of him,
pointing at yuo, Brazilball. But most of the time it's a very welcoming and friendly ball, just like its adoptive parent, Italyball.
Argentinaball also loves football, and even if it's not the best at it, it's one of the best players on the world. And also enjoys making fun of each other with it's neighbours, sometimes going a bit too far with Chile and Brazil, but deep down Argentinaball cares about them.
This is what Japanball would call a "tsundere"
Argentinaball also can be very bipolar when asked about things like his confederate or dictatorial past and prefers not to talk about it's past friendship with the axis powers.
Nazi Germanyball's ghost still lives inside its house.
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The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries. This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.
- Buenos Airesball - (No capital)
The over-crowded metropolitan areamy largest and strongest province but also the biggest troublemaker through my history, the only time you were the face that i showed to the world you made me look like a madman! i have my eyes on you. i loved being a confederation, let's try again
- La Matanzaball - Overpopulated
with villerospartido (county) and industrial capital.
- Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball - (Yes capital) and lunfardo speaker, its personality is the one that i mostly show to other countries.
H e is actually a replacement of the first CABAball, because the first one got killed by querandies, but don't tell him.
- Catamarcaball - He can into lots of mountain tribes. The wind and heat here is SAVAGE!
- Chacoball - Jungles, cheap shantytowns, and heat, A LOOT OF HEAT and snakes.
- Chubutball - Province that speaks Welsh and also whale empire.
- Córdobaball - Beer!!! (Germanyball was here) the soul of the party on the country! but stop being drunk all the time goddamit
- Corrientesball Swamps, horses, crocodiles, capybaras, lots of gauchos and UNCOUNTABLE knifes. He likes to compare himself to Texasball.
- Formosaball The province that can into brick and ball at the same time
Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle
- Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL
Best beaches in Argentina!!!!!Buenos Aires's biggest rival through history.
- Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here
Boiling hot desert wasteland
- La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00) uninhabited cropland and cow empire.
- La Riojaball (Argentina)
Better wine than Mendozaball.
SlavicWildlife reserves, virgin rain forest and Iguazu waterfalls COCAINE AND MARIJUANA
- Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate, dinosaurs and lakes
Argentinaball's only son that is civilized
NaziballRío Negroball NEIN!!! SEIG HEIL!!!Lots of Whales and Seals. Bariloche! Nazi Germany's ghost still lives inside this province
- San Luisball The province no one cares about.
- San Juanball
The best province in el cuyoEnemy of Mendoza and Padre del Aula.
- Santa Cruzball Penguins empire and desert.
- Santa Feball That weird province that likes to eat cats
ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBO!
- Santiago del Esteroball That perverted province that rapes everything it sees...
- Saltaball The bigger
betterversion of Jujuyball and super-gaucho.
- Tierra del Fuegoball My very cold son and tech master.
- Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory
- Tucumánball Main tropical fruit
And Illegal immigrantexporter, and also frustrated capital
South Georgia and the South Sandwich IslandsballGeorgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sur, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur Montereyball(formely) - yep! i had a colony at some point!
- Anyone that recognizes the Falklands as argentine, but mostly:
- Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay.
Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok.DID YUO JUST KILL CHE GUEVARA!!
- Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentine) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here. But control YOUR MIERDAVIRUS! Hong Kong is yours.
- Dominican Republicball - Brother and good friend BUT TANGO > MERENGUE.
- Estoniaball - Good friend from the
NordicsBaltics. She wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a common enemy.
- Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days. I use some french words in my rioplatence spanish like cana (canne) and reculie (reculé).
- Indonesiaball - it establish my relations on Falkland war thanks for supporting me on Falkands issue .
- Irelandball - Best Friend. We both hate UKball for fought territory, there's a frienship song about us! Glory to William Brown!
- Icelandball - I'm the Only South American Country that likes LazyTown.
- Italyball - My adoptive father. A lot of them in my clay and I use some Italian words, like laburo (lavoro), bacán and engrupir (gróppo) in my rioplatence Spanish (also called lunfardo).
- Japanball - Another East Asian friend like South Koreaball. I love anime and your video games.
- Middle Eastern Countryballs - We all recognized Palestineball, some of them can into mate!
- Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but it likes Faceblock.
- Mexicoball -
Almost alwaysSaltamuros sin copas y multicuentas.
- Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball.
- Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of Antarctican land.
- Palestineball - You can into independence.
- Peruball - He helped me once in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while it was at war with Perúball.
Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too.
- Philippinesball - My Asian sister and major non-NATO ally, I heard it wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help its to get into G20 with the help of USAball, Germanyball, Indonesiaball, Mexicoball and Tringapore. We both have in common,
corruptionfemale leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot. Misunderstood nationWe both hate Venezuelaball.
- Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since it visited me for stopping us taking over Las Malvinas between me and UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary yuo are the best slavic guy.
- South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy. She defeated kraut. Also Real Korea.
- Spainball - My mother
But 6-1 never forget .I'm its oldest son.
- Swedenball - He hates Chileball and Indiaball because of YouTube. Why can you not let Estoniaball into Nordic?
- Ukraineball - We both want to join EUball. Crimeaball is yours. We have good relations recently.
- Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from Brazilball (
and Rebellious Province), we created the mate.
- Vaticanball - Pope Francis is of my descent.
TrabasLGBTQ - You are good, but my former president legalize your marriage thought I am Catolico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won. (Somehow).
- Hawaiiball - The first guy that recognized me as a country.
- Finlandball - He can into Tango too!
EUball- can I into yuo?
- Paraguayball - My brother, there are lots of them in my clay and it can into mate, it is still a bit scared of me before the triple alliance thing though.
- Equatorial Guineaball - Long lost daughter or sister.
Vos will be mine!
- Central Americaball - I helped him get freedom, and in appreciation it made it's flag similar to mine! but he died.
- Guatemalaball - I helped its beat its commie rebel during its civil war
tho sh e made a genocide in h er tierra. Well, its bandera looks slightly like mio but vertical.
- El Salvadorball - One of the countries that were born from FRCAball.
He is my favourite of its brothers.
- Costa Ricaball -
Am not going to calm down!
- Guaraniball -
He is the real creator of the mate, but let's pretend that never happened.
- Germanyball - 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Can I into EU?
Stop getting us out from world cups!we drink beer together sometimes and know each other from a long time.
- Russiaball, Arab Leagueball and African Unionball - They support me in the Malvinas dispute! thank yuo all!!
- Western Saharaball - I don't fully recognize yuo, but I recognize your Self determination. Stay stronk brother!
- Serbiaball - I don't recognize Kosovo as independent and it recognizes Malvinas as mine.
- South Africaball - Well yuo sorta like me because it has mass diveristy and me is also has many all european.
- Armeniaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies here.
- Canadaball - WE ARE BEST BUDDIES EVEN THOUGH JUSTIN BIEBER IS CANADIAN. ALL GOOD. SAYING SORRY EH?!
But why are you UKball's dad?
2ball- I'm your fan numer one! Lets remove The colored assholes
- Japanese Empireball - I helped him during the Russo-Japanesse War.
BOTH CAN INTO GENOCIDE!
- Roman Empireball - MY GLORIOUS EUROPEAN ANCESTOR!! I tried to use triunvirate, just like you did, but I failed....
- Carthageball - I'm your fan, yo copied your strategy and crossed los Andes like a boss!! But, tú tried to kill my glorious European ancestor.
- Australiaball - Why it can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if it can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! Also... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I DEFEATINGS YOU IN RUGBY GET ABSOLUTELY REKT! You're 7th in the world! You've never been that low!
- Brazilball - Never forget 7-1! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against Paraguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ ! (Now my stan is ded, Reeeeeeee)
- Iranball - Complicated.
- Quebecball - We have neutral relations.
- USAball - Screw the Vulture Funds! (although they are already paid) We are seeking to restoring relations. Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally. BUT ..(scroll below to enemies list)
- Californiaball - I don't know yuo very mucho, but I remember that i occupied yuo for some days. Hope you are doin' okay!
- Botswanaball - Hijo de UKball. But can into removing of him. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!!
he is the batman bootleg version of me. but it hates whites :(.We are frenimes.
- Nazi Germanyball - Hehehehe, I allowed quite a lot of Nazi war criminals to come to my land and escape justice and we both hate UKball.
I can into Nazi.But I also have a large Jewish community too. HEIL HITLER! Tú will be back mein Führer!
- Portugalball - it always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver,
Messi >>>>>>>> CR7I also heard that you are UKball's best friend so REMOVE!!!
- Venezuelaball - Now that Cristina Fernández de Kirchner is our current Vice President we are ok.
But thanks for saying Malvinas is mine.
- Croatiaball -
3 - 0 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!I helped him fight Yugoslaviaball.
- Indiaball - He supports me in the World Cup and Malvinas dispute, pero DO YOU HATE BEEF? WHY? Also, it hate UKball quite a bit, but it hates me because I eat cows.
- Israelcube - I don't really hate you that much. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE PATAGONIA TO LIVE THERE!! I may recognize you BUT PLEASE RECOGNIZE PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO HIM OR ELSE MY FRIENDS WILL REMOVE YOU!
Remove Judíos from the premises!
- Taiwanball - I may not recognize you, but we have informal relations. (
Lo siento, if I recognize yuo one of my provinces will fooking kill me).
- Selk'namball - Genocide?? Q-que is that thing? (starts sweating)
- Soviet Unionball - You helped me during the Malvinas War, but yuo also wanted to make me a commie!
Also, Nazi > Commie.
- Mapucheball - This freak claims a big part of my country, but at least it isn't as agressive with me as it is with Chile.
- 3ball - I respect you, but stop being such a pain in the ass!
- Chileball - A frenemy, La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos!!! Traitor, you helped UK in Malvinas War!!! we
almostget along now though. (Che negro chileno, cuantas copas america te robaste boludo?)
- Moroccoball - My cousin. I don't mind you but pls be more kind to my brother.
- Johnsonreich - You are my worst nightmare!!! He is just the guy who didn't realized those old glory days of its generation had passed. He has evenbeen overcomed by his son. I disputed the sovereignty over Falklands Islands with him. But now it had left the EUball, so there may be room for me? MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!! REMOVE TEA!!! I DEFEATED TU THREE TIMES, YOU JUST DEFEAT ME ONCE!!! ALSO I'M BIGGER THAN TU!! But other than that, thanks for helping me in the past with my railroads and stuff like that. :) So maybe we can find a day to improve relations?
- USAball (Sometimes) - Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!! Glory to Che Guevara!!! 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE! And HANDS OFF MY LEMONS!
Jews - Stop calling me Nazi or am I? Nazi Germanyball, I will summon yuo!
8ball - GET EL MIERDA AWAY FROM ME! REMOVE OGGA BOOGA!!!!
- Gabonball - STAY AWAY FROM MI SOBRINA, TU PERVERTIDO!!!
- Malvinasball - ¡¡¡TU ARE MY RIGHTFUL CLAY!!! ¡¡¡YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!! ¡¡¡STOP BEING LIKE THE UKBALL AND BE MINE!!! ¡JAJAJAJAJAJA!
- Faceblock - REMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! IT BANNED THE ARGENTINABALL PAGE ONCE!
- Ghanaball - Stay, away, from, my, ship! Tu eres also a hijo of UKball.
- Peru-Bolivian Confederationball - This thing was creado when Bolivia and Peru joined in a confederation, it was a threat.
- Kosovoball - I don't care who are you, but you're part of Serbia.
- ERP and Montonerosball - KJJJJJJJ JAJAJAJA YUO CAN'T INTO MAKING ME A COMMIE!
Oh mierda, I got infected with Montoneros now!
- Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball and Peruball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL! Especially el primero.