Argentinaball

Argentine Republicball : República Argentinabola : Tavakuairetã Argentina'apu'apopo : Republika Arxhintina'piluta
←    Declaration of Independence July 8, 1816 - Present Current Constitution April 30, 1853 - Present Argentine 9th Republic October 29, 1983 - Present
VIVA MESSI!!
General information
Government	Federal presidential constitutional republic (1826-1983) under an Fascist military totalitarian directorial one-party dictatorship (1976-1983) 9th federal presidential constitutional republic (1983-today)
Personality	Kinda narcistic, friendly, ambitious, caring, passive-aggressive, anti-British, Anglophobic, Nazi and white wannabe
Language	Spanish Rioplatense Spanish Castilian Native Languages: Aymara Tehuelche Mapuche Quechua Tupí-Guarani Minorities: Italian Galician French German English Portuguese Welsh Lunfardo
Type	Latin American
Capital	Buenos Airesball
Affiliation	Mercosurball OASball UNball UNASURball Nazi Germanyball
Religion	Christianity Roman Catholicism (Majority) Atheism Judaism Islam
Relations and opinions
Friends	Atacamos y ahora somos mejores amigos 6-1 Spainball Pope Francis Germanyball (sometimes) Italyball Palestineball Lebanonball Iranball Dominican Republicball Saudi Arabiaball Syriaball Uruguayball Peruball Franceball (sometimes) 33-7 USAball SO MUCH BETTER THAN STUPID TEA THAT SHOULD GO OF KILLINGS HIMSELF Netherlandsball South Africaball Nicaraguaball Philippinesball Polandball Brazilball (Friendly Rival) 1-1 Soccer friend Gallego Better England Nazi Germanyball
Enemies	Yuo are mine! 2-1 FLAG STEALER!!! (Sometimes) Israelcube (Más o menos) Faceblock que m@#$! queres con las copas (sometimes) ISLAS MALVINAS NOT FALKLAND ISLANDS HANDS OFF MY LEMONS! (Sometimes) GUSANPO DEL DEMONIO (Old times) Those little shits You never came here and you never will! Not yuo Jajaja yuo lost World Cup 2022 (only in football/soccer) Justin Bieber Asian Tea 1-2 (only in football/soccer) Formerly: Spanish Empireball Portuguese Empireball HUE Peru-Boliviaball Mapucheball Ba'athist Iraqball Giganotosaurus
Likes	Futbol, World Cup Champions (Mario Kempes, Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi), Stephanie Beatriz, The song "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" from Evita, Winning World Cup and Copa America, beating Brazilball in everything, Culture, Tango, Wine, Mate, the Pampas, Patagonia, being a Gaucho (cowboy of the Pampas), Capitalism, ̶A̶d̶o̶l̶f̶ ̶H̶i̶t̶l̶e̶r̶, Rio de la Plata, Penguins, El General Perón, Argentinian Rock, Queen Máxima Zorreguieta of The Netherlands, Martina Stoessel/Tini, Soy Luna, Nathy Peluso, Soda Stereo, Arcor chocolates (I can into chocolate brand!), Being white, La mano de Dios, El Papa Francisco, José de San Martin (National Hero), Mundo Zamba, Nazis, Fascism, Peronism, Ironically better than his wife before she replaced him Néstor Kirchner (RIP), all countryballs that hate UKball, and countryballs that support their claim on the Malvinas.
Dislikes	Inflation, sovereign default, currency controls, b**rh*ters, its dictatorship pas, 2001 financial crisis, Bri'ish, cancerous parasite, corruption, Unidad Ciudadana, Lionel Messi (Sometimes), UKball and all things British, COVID19 Pandemic, Penalties vs Chile in Copa America,Jews and non-Aryans, britpop, Losing World Cup Final, cervical cancer (for killing Evita), being called an "Argie"
Historical information
Preceded by	Argentine Confederationball State of Buenos Ayresball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Yes
Börk	Che che, Mate mate, boludo boludo, dino dino, Messi Messi, Alfernan Alfernan (2018-present)
Food	Asado, Mate, Dulce de Leche, Alfajores, Empanadas, Bori-bori, Fejioada, Picada, Locro, Puchero and Lomito
Status
JAJAJAJAJAJA Argentina can into winnings Copa Mundial de Fútbol de 2022! Salve Messi! Take that Francia!
Notes
Recently won the 2022 World Cup

“	¡Seamos libres, que lo demás no importa nada!	”
	— José de San Martín (hero and most important liberator of Argentinaball)

“	Las Malvinas son y siempre serán Argentinas!!!	”
	— Argentinaball's catchphrase

“	Don't cry for me, Argentina The truth is, I never left you	”
	— Maradonna

“	Oíd, mortales, el grito sagrado: "¡Libertad! ¡Libertad! ¡Libertad!"	”
	— Argentinaball about to sing its anthem

Argentinaball, officially the Argentine Republicball, is a federal republicball, located in the Patagonian peninsula in South America. They are bordered by Chileball to the west, Paraguayball and Boliviaball to the north, Brazilball and Uruguayball to the northeast, and if you recognise their claims on Antarcticaball, UKball to the east (with another border with Chileball to the west), meeting up in the middle of the continent with the other claimants.

Not counting Malvinasball, Argentina has divided their clay into 23 provinces (with the capital, Buenos Airesball, acting as an autonomous city), giving them 2,736,690 km² (1,056,640 m²) of clay. This makes them the second-largest countryball in South America (behind Brazilball), and eighth-largest in Earthball (ahead of Kazakhstanbrick and behind Indiaball). As of May 2022, they're assumed to have 47,327,407 inhabitants living inside their clay, making them the 31st most populous countryball (ahead of Algeriaball and behind Spainball).

Argentinaball is sometimes considered a rising power (not a potential superpower, though), meaning they have been able to join many international organisations, like Mercosurball, the Organisation of American Statesball, the Union of South American Nationsball (suspended), and the United Nationsball, like every other sovereign countryball.

History

From isolation to the birth of the nation

Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 3ball such as Guaraníball,  Diaguitaball,  Selk'namball, Comechingonball, Aymaraball,  Querandiball, Huarpeball, Guaicuruball,  Inca Empireball, Tehuelcheball, Charruaball, etc. The ​​​​​ Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Incan Empire.

In 1516 Spain appeared in the Rio de la Plata, but got attacked by Charruaball and had to escape.

In the Andes, Spain came from north and defeated the Inca Empireball and went south, meeting tribes like Comechingonball and  Diaguitaball. As it expanded to the east, reaching the Rio de la Plata, the Spanish Empireball made Guaraníball become Catholic to make it fight against Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to recreate CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) because  Querandiball killed the first one. Spanish Empireball couldn't extend to Patagonian clay because Wallmapurawr invaded Tehuelcheball to increase higher population for survival.

The conquered territory became a Viceroyalty, and that fought and defeated bellically Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, it separated from the ​​​​​​ Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called Equatorial Guineaball.

During 1806 and 1807 The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by British Empireball, but​​​​​​ Boludo Ingles failed in both attempts, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on  Spanish Buenos Aires, this is known as the birth of Argentina, not as a political entity, but as a rebel new personality inside  Spanish Empireball's mind.

In 1810 the new personality decided to be independent after noticing that its parent was captured by Napoleon, and fought against the  Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of its body (and also fought Portuguese Brazilball while doing so) and became United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball.

Freedom wars and federal conflicts

In 1815 Argentinaball was divided into unitaries and federals, even so, ​​​​​ Argentinaball managed to liberate Chileball from Kingdom of Chileball.

The conflict between the unitaries and federals started when ​​​​​ Banda Orientalball rebelled against the  United Provinces due to political differences, becoming the  League of the Free Peoplesball.

During the fight between the Unitary and federal sides, Kingdom of Brazilball took ​​​​​ Banda Orientalball from the Liga de los Pueblos Libresball. The federals made the unitaries become anarchists after attacking CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.

In 1818 Kingdom of Hawaiiball recognized Argentina as a country, being the first one to do it. On the same year  Argentina occupied Montereyball  and helped on the liberation of Central America in 1819, and due to this, most Central American countryballs made their flag similar to  Argie's.

In 1820 the Liga de los Pueblos Libresball was killed by Entre Riosball. After that, Buenos Airesball started to act like the boss of the other provinces, so in protest Entre Riosball and Tucumanball proclaimed themselves as republics (they became semi-independent actually) but came back to Argentina in 1821, because of this, Tucuman was divided into Santiago del Estero, Catamarca and Tucumanball, while Entre Riosball was separated from Corrientes.

In 1826  along with other countryballs ​​​​​ Argentina liberated Peruball and Boliviaball from the Viceroyalty of Peruball, marking the end of Spanish colonialism in South America.

During 1825 and 1828​​​​ ​​​​​ Argentina ( Entre Riosball, Corrientesball, Misionesball and rebels from Cisplatinaball) and ​​​​​​ The Brazilian Empire (that got help from Prussian mercenaries) fought for the territory of Cisplatinaball and Argentina was gaining terrain, but UKball stopped the fight and Cisplatinaball became Uruguayball.​ Tarijaball left Argentinaball and joined Boliviaball due to the internal conflicts.

Rise and fall of the confederation

In 1830 Argie's provinces created two alliances, the Liga del Interior and the Federal Pact, and started a civil war that ended with the federals winning and Argentinaball becoming the Argentine Confederation; all the provinces were able to control their own clay, but Buenos Airesball's mind was the one controlling Argie.

On 1832 the  Argentine Confederationball, along with  Chileball, defeated the  Pincheira Bandball.

In the same year,  Gringo attacked  Argentinaball's colony on the Falklands, but  Argentina resisted the attack and continued being around the weakened island's colonies.

On 1833  UKball arrived to the islands and asked nicely demanded Argentina to leave the place and take back the claim of them, which  Argentina did. Despite this, the relations between those two remained okay.

Around the same year  Argentinaball made expeditions to Wallmapurawr and took some of its clay, also becoming  Tehuelcheball's friend and helping it against sickness.

In 1837 Argentinaball declared war against the Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by Franceball) started and the federals won.

During 1839 to 1843 ​​​​​ Argentina helped the Blancos Government rule Uruguay, defeating the  Colorados and blocking their naval trade of the last city they were controlling. 

In 1842  Kingdom of Italyball tried to break the naval blockade, but it was defeated by the  Argentine Confederation, so it scaped to  Montevideoball to help the  Colorado's resist against the  Blancos.

In 1844  USAball didn't notice about the situation in  Uruguay and got attacked by  Argentina while trying to trade. But both of them stopped fighting and  USAball left the river.

UKball and Franceball blocked the Silver River in 1845 as a response to the  Uruguayan situation​​​​, but they left after UKball got its ass kicked JA and Franceball surrendered as always.

In 1851 Buenos Airesball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex Uruguayball, but some provinces betrayed it and with the support of The Brazilian Empire and Uruguay they almost killed Buenos Airesball. The unitaries, liberated by Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a confederation again.

In 1859 Spainball accepted that Argentina was independent​​​.

In 1861 the Argentine Confederation fought against the State of Buenos Ayres, wich ended up being annexed by the confederation, becoming modern-day Argentina. Buenos Airesball started another civil war making the rest of the provinces into unitario.

A unified Country

Argentinaball secretly supported the Colorado's Government to take over Uruguayball, while The Brazilian Empire helped them by directly attacking Uruguay. In 1864 Paraguay attacked The Brazilian Empire in response to help its ally... or maybe to invade it and get direct access to the sea. Paraguay asked Argentinaball to make its troops pass through its clay to reach Uruguay, but Argentinaball didn't let it do that, so it got attacked by Paraguay. Uruguay, The Brazilian Empire, and Argentinaball formed an alliance and defeated it. Argentinaball dealt with a confederate revolt during the war.

In 1870 Argentinaball conquered the Chaco, killing a big part of the inhabitants in the process, at the same time Argie stopped another confederate revolt.

During 1870 and 1874 Argentinaball had a civil war when the Mitrists from Buenos Aires revolted because Domingo Faustino Sarmiento got the presidency and not Bartolomé Mitre, but they ended up losing the war.

 Argentinaball and the  German Empire became friends after its unification and  Argie gained a lot of military influence from it. Also, in 1870  Argie was adopted by the  Kingdom of Italyball (culturally, not in the sense of becoming part of it/becoming a puppet), thing that improved their relationship a lot.

​​​In 1879, during the War of the Pacific, Argentinaball was considering helping Boliviaball and ​​​Peruball, but Chileball offered its the majority of the Patagonia if it doesn't intervene and Argentinaball accepted. After the war, Argentina and Chile almost killed Wallmapurawr and took all of its clay.

In 1880 Argentinaball had a civil war again, this time Buenos Aires started the conflict because it wanted the yes capital to be part of it, and the mitrist Corrientes helped it, but both were beaten.

Around 1885-1886 Argentinaball took most of the puna de atacama from Boliviaball after invading it.

During the Russo-Japanese War the  Empire of Japan and  Argentinaball became friends after it sold them ships as support. 

From 1891 to 1916 Argentinaball had conflicts with UCball and UCRball due to Argentinaball's oligarchy and won, but  UCRball ended up becoming the ruling party.

Around 1920  Argentinaball, ruled by  radicalism, got attacked by  anarchists and  rebel workers, so Argie destroyed them, killing thousands of rebels.

It stayed neutral during WW1 even under the pressure of UKball to join and helped  Germany with supplies.

During WW2 Argentinaball tried to stay neutral because it felt a lot of respect towards its Axis friends and adoptive parent, but declared war on Nazi Germany and the Empire of Japan in 1944 under the Gringolandia pressure. After the war,  Argie helped  Italy to recover by sending food and  Nazi Germanyball's ghost hid in  Argentinaball's body.

Cold War and Restoration of Democracy

Argentinaball became a military dictatorship during 1930-1932 due to  Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

In 1965  Argentinaball defeated  Chileball on the Battle of Laguna del Desierto, rising the tensions higher than never before. 

In 1974 the last pure Selk'nam died.

 Argentinaball became a military dictatorship again during 1976-1983. due to  Murica's intervention due to the Cold War (yes, this one was real).

During 1976-1980 Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla groups called ERPball and Montonerosball, -who were born as a result of the Cold war- by kidnapping torturing them, which is not a military strategy!

Through 1976-1982  Argentinaball had an stress attack because of the mental instability that the dictatorship and  Nazi Germany's ghost were causing on it's mind and almost declared war on Chile in 1978 but Vaticanball convinced it to don't do that. So Argie invaded the Falklands and sanguche islands and occupied them for some time but UKball beat Argentinaball, forcing it to leave the islands alone.

After the war, Argentinaball reflexioned and became democratic again. In 1989 Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla group called MTP.

Argentinaball recently

In 1990 Argentinaball became more interventionist, it joined the gulf coalition to fight Ba'athist Iraqball, capturing +500 ships, recovering it's pride after the Malvinas war and becoming a non-NATO ally.

In 1991 it helped Croatiaball fight against Yugoslaviaball, in 1994 participated in the Operation Uphold Democracy against Haitiball and in 1995 Argentina sold weapons to Ecuadorball for the War of the Cenepa against Peruball, Argentina regrets doing that though.

In 1994 the AMIA was bombed by an unknown ball. And in 2001 Argie suffered a economic crisis. In 2013 Argentina became the pope, being the first non-European countryball to achieve this.

Argentinaball is now a part of the COVID-19 pandemic and locked down the country to prevent the spread of virus.

In 2022, it participated in the 2022 World Cup in Qatarball, and it manages to win the finals, making it the champion of the 2022 World Cup.

Personality

Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italians, as well as Spanish and some Germans and Celts. 

Argentinaball usually doesn't start discussions but can get very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of it, pointing at yuo,  Brazilball. But most of the time it's a very welcoming and friendly ball, just like its adoptive parent,  Italyball.

Argentinaball also loves football, and even if it's not the best at it, it's one of the best players on the world. And also enjoys making fun of each other with it's neighbours, sometimes going a bit too far with  Chile and  Brazil, but deep down Argentinaball cares about them.

Argentinaball also can be very bipolar when asked about things like its  confederate or  dictatorial past and prefers not to talk about its past friendship with the Axis powers. 

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Iceberg	116, 172, 223	C61-M18-Y1-K0	#74ACDF
	White	255,255,255	N/A	#FFFFFF

Emblem Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Buttercup	246, 180, 14	C0-M36-Y95-K0	#F6B40E
	Korma	133, 52, 10	C26-M79-Y100-K34	#85340A

Subdivisions

The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina has a federal system, similar to other countries. This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.

• Buenos Airesball - (No capital) The over-crowded metropolitan area my largest and strongest province but also the biggest troublemaker in my history, the only time you were the face that I showed to the world you made me look like a madman! I have my eyes on you. i loved being a confederation, let's try again 

• La Matanzaball - Overpopulated with villeros partido (county) and industrial capital.
• Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball - (Yes capital) and lunfardo speaker, its personality is the one that I mostly show to other countries. He is actually a replacement of the first CABAball, because the first one got killed by querandies, but don't tell it.
• Catamarcaball - It can into lots of mountain tribes. The wind and heat here is SAVAGE!
• Chacoball - Jungles, cheap shantytowns, and heat, A LOT OF HEAT and snakes.
• Chubutball - Province that speaks Welsh and also whale empire.
• Córdobaball - Beer! (Germanyball was here) the soul of the party on the country! But stop being drunk all the time goddammit!
• Corrientesball Swamps, horses, crocodiles, capybaras, lots of gauchos and UNCOUNTABLE knifes. It likes to compare itself to  Texasball.
• Formosaball The province that can into brick and ball at the same time Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle
• Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL Best beaches in Argentina! Buenos Aires's biggest rival through history.
• Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here Boiling hot desert wasteland
• La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00) uninhabited cropland and cow empire.
• La Riojaball (Argentina) Better wine than Mendozaball.
• Mendozaball wine addict.
• Misionesball Slavic Wildlife reserves, virgin rain forest and Iguazu waterfalls COCAINE AND MARIJUANA
• Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate, dinosaurs and lakes
• Naziball Río Negroball Lots of Whales and Seals. Bariloche! Nazi Germany's ghost still lives inside this province
• San Luisball The province no one cares about.
• San Juanball The best province in el cuyo Enemy of Mendoza and Padre del Aula.
• Santa Cruzball Penguins empire and desert.
• Santa Feball That weird province that likes to eat cats ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBO!
• Santiago del Esteroball That perverted province that rapes everything it sees...
• Saltaball The bigger better version of Jujuyball and super-gaucho.
• Tierra del Fuegoball My very cold child and tech master.
  • Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory
• Tucumánball Main tropical fruit And Illegal immigrant exporter, and also frustrated capital
• South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball Georgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sur, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur
• Montereyball (formely) - yep! i had a colony at some point!

Relationships

Friends

Anyone that recognizes the Falklands as argentine, but mostly:

• Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay. Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok. DID YUO JUST KILL CHE GUEVARA?!
  • : ¿Que?, ¡it wasn't me! ¡Yo was controlled by these asshole Boina Verde y ACI!
  • : *sighs* Ok, I forgive you then...
  • : Gracias, mi hermano mayor.
• Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentine) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
• Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here. But control YOUR MIERDAVIRUS! Hong Kong is yours.
• Dominican Republicball - Sibling and good amigo BUT TANGO IS BETTER THAN MERENGUE.
• Estoniaball - Good amigo from the Nordics Baltics. It wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a common enemy.
• Franceball - Relative who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days. I use some French words in my rioplatence Spanish like cana (canne) and reculie (reculé). JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I BEAT YUO IN WORLD CUP FINAL, Y YA LO VEEEEEEE, Y YA LO VEEEEEEE, EL QUE NO SALTA ES UN FRANSEEEEEEEE
• Indonesiaball - It establish my relations during the Malvinas War, thanks for supporting me on the Malvinas issue.
• Irelandball - Best amigo. We both hate UKball for territory, and there's a frienship song about us! Glory to William Brown!
• Icelandball - I like LazyTown.
• Italyball - My adoptive parent. A lot of them in my clay and I use some Italian words, like laburo (lavoro), bacán and engrupir (gróppo) in my rioplatence Spanish (also called lunfardo).
• Japanball - Another East Asian friend like South Koreaball. I love anime and your video games.
• Middle Eastern Countryballs - We all recognized Palestineball, some of them can into mate! Oh, and Syriaball, one of my presidents are descended from vos clay!
• Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but it likes Faceblock. Also, how did yuo defeated me in the 2022 World Cup?! I can into defeatings all of my rivals there except for yuo!
• Mexicoball - Almost always Saltamuros sin copas y multicuentas.
• Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball. Qué Mira, Bobo? Anda para alla Bobo!
• Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of Antarctican land.
• Palestineball - You can into independence.
• Peruball - He helped me once in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with it for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while it was at war with Perúball. Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too.
• Philippinesball - My Asian sibling and major non-NATO ally, I heard it wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help its to get into G20 with the help of USAball, Germanyball, Indonesiaball, Mexicoball and Tringapore. We both have in common, corruption female leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot. Misunderstood nation We both hate Venezuelaball. HA 2-0 OCHOA SUCKS I BEAT YOU WALLCLIMBERS! empanada is better than taco
• Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since it visited me for stopping us taking over Las Malvinas between me and UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary. Yuo are the best Slavic ball. Misunderstood nation. 2-0 MESSI IS BETTER THAN LEWANDOWSKI
• South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy. It defeated kraut. Also Real Korea.
• Spainball - Mi parent, who always of want the best por me. But 6-1 never forget! Soy their oldest niño.
• Swedenball - It hates Chileball and Indiaball because of YouTube. Why can you not let Estoniaball into Nordic?
• Ukraineball - We both want to join EUball. Crimeaball is yours. We have good relations recently because I can't believe this puto invading you. But don't worry, I already cut ties with Russia
• Uruguayball - Little sibling who broke away from Brazilball (and Rebellious Province), we created the mate.
• Vaticanball - Pope Francis is of my descent.
• Trabas LGBTQ - You are good, but my former president legalize your marriage thought I am Catolico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won. (Somehow).
• Hawaiiball - The first one that recognized me as a country.
• Finlandball - It can into Tango too!
• Austriaball - European guy who is also have Austrian Diaspora in my clay.
• EUball - can I into yuo?
• Paraguayball - My sibling, there are lots of them in my clay and it can into mate, it is still a bit scared of me before the triple alliance thing though.
• Equatorial Guineaball - Long lost child or sibling. Vos will be mine!
• Central Americaball - I helped it get freedom, and in appreciation it made it's flag similar to mine! but he died.
• Guatemalaball - I helped its beat its commie rebel during its civil war tho she made a genocide in her tierra. Well, its bandera looks slightly like mio but vertical.
•  El Salvadorball - One of the countries that were born from FRCAball. It is my favourite of its siblings.
•  Costa Ricaball - Am not going to calm down!
• Guaraniball - It is the real creator of the mate, but let's pretend that never happened.
• Germanyball - 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Stop getting us out from world cups! We drink beer together sometimes and know each other from a long time.
• Russiaball (until 2022), Arab Leagueball and African Unionball - They support me in the Malvinas dispute! Thank yuo all!!
• Western Saharaball - I don't fully recognize yuo, but I recognize your Self determination. Stay stronk sibling!
• Serbiaball - I don't recognize Kosovo as independent and it recognizes Malvinas as mine.
• South Africaball - Well yuo sorta like me because it has mass diveristy and me is also has many all European but did yuo just supporting yuor Parent for Malvinas Dipsute, Why.
• Malaysiaball - Same thing as I said to South Africaball.
• Armeniaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies here.
• Canadaball - WE ARE BEST BUDDIES EVEN THOUGH JUSTIN BIEBER IS CANADIAN. ALL GOOD. SAYING SORRY EH?! But why are you Reino Unido's child?
• 2ball - I'm your fan número uno! Lets remove the colored assholes!
•  Japanese Empireball - I helped it during the Russo-Japanesse War. BOTH CAN INTO GENOCIDE!
•  Roman Empireball - MY GLORIOUS EUROPEAN ANCESTOR!! I tried to use triunvirate, just like you did, but I failed....
•  Carthageball - I'm your fan, yo copied your strategy and crossed los Andes like a boss!! But, tú tried to kill my glorious European ancestor.
• Galiciaball - Nice friend who makes up 14% of my población. Sometimes I call Spainball gallego.

Neutral

• Australiaball - Why it can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if it can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! HA I BEAT YOU 2-1 PELOTUDO GO MESSI
• Brazilball - Never forget 7-1! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against ​​ Paraguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ!
  • : RIP to those guys, all of the legacy of them will remains unforgettable.
  • : Oh, yo will miss them as well...
• Iranball - Complicated.
• Quebecball - We have neutral relations.
• USAball - Screw the Vulture Funds! (although they are already paid) We are seeking to restoring relations. Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally. BUT... (scroll below to enemies list)
  • Californiaball - I don't know yuo very mucho, but I remember that i occupied yuo for some days. Hope you are doin' okay!
• Botswanaball - Child of UKball. But can into removing of it. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!! it is the batman bootleg version of me. but it hates whites. We are frenemies.
• Nazi Germanyball - Hehehehe, I allowed quite a lot of Nazi war criminals to come to my land and escape justice and we both hate UKball. I can into Nazi. But I also have a large Jewish community too.
• Portugalball - it always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver, Messi >>>>>>>> CR7 I also heard that you are UKball's best friend so REMOVE! And don`t you have only 4 children in Africa?
• Venezuelaball - Now that Cristina Fernández de Kirchner is our current Vice President we are ok. But thanks for saying Malvinas is mine.
• Croatiaball - HA GOT REVENGE FROM 2018 3-0 IN 2022 GO MESSI BOLUDOS! I helped it fight Yugoslaviaball. And one of my former presidents has Croatian ancestry (RIP).
• Indiaball - It supports me in the World Cup and Malvinas dispute, pero DO YOU HATE BEEF? WHY? Also, it hate UKball quite a bit, but it hates me because I eat cows.
• Israelcube - I don't really hate you that much. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE PATAGONIA TO LIVE THERE!! I may recognize you BUT PLEASE RECOGNIZE PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE! Lol sorry for helping nazis
• Taiwanball - I may not recognize you, but we have informal relations. (Lo siento, if I recognize yuo one of my provinces will fooking kill me).
• Selk'namball - Genocide?? Q-que is that thing? (starts sweating)
• Soviet Unionball - You helped me during the Malvinas War, but yuo also wanted to make me a commie! Also, Nazi > Commie.
• Mapucheball - This freak claims a big part of my country, but at least it isn't as agressive with me as it is with Chile.
• 3ball - I respect you, but stop being such a pain in the ass!
• Chileball - A frenemy, La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos! Traitor, you helped UK in Malvinas War!!! we almost get along now though. (Che negro chileno, cuantas copas america te robaste boludo?)
• Moroccoball - My cousin. I don't mind you but please be more kind to my sibling.

Enemies

• Former Johnsonreich y mi futura colonia Gran Malvinas - You are my worst nightmare!!! It is just the guy who didn't realized those old glory days of its generation had passed! It has even been overcomed by its child. I have disputes over the sovereignty of las Malvinas with it. But now it had left the EUball, so there may be room for me? But other than that, thanks for helping me in the past with my railroads and stuff like that. :) So maybe we can find a day to improve relations? (Though it seems like they still hate me.. ah welp.)
• USAball (Sometimes) - Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!! Glory to Che Guevara! 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE! And HANDS OFF MY LIMONES! But I like capitalism so it’s good amigo :).
• Russiaball - You may be support me in Malvinas dispute but I already cut ties with you and stop invading Ukraineball. or else
• Crimeaball - You are part of Ukraine! And stop calling my child Paraguayan yuo puto!
• Gabonball - STAY AWAY FROM Equatorial Guineaball!!
• Malvinasball - TU ARE MY RIGHTFUL CLAY! YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!! STOP BEING LIKE THE UKBALL AND BE MINE! JAJAJA!
• Faceblock - REMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! IT BANNED MY PAGE PAGE ONCE!
• Ghanaball - Stay, away, from, my, ship! Tu eres also a child of UKball.
• Peru-Bolivian Confederationball - This thing was created when Bolivia and Peru joined in a confederation, it was a threat.
• Kosovoball - I don't care who are you, but you're part of Serbia!
• Tringapore - STOP MAKING FUN ABOUT MY SIBLING HAVING A LOW IQ!!
  • : What the hell?! I never said any of that lah!
•  ERP and  Montonerosball - JAJAJAJA YUO CAN'T INTO MAKING ME A COMMIE! Oh mierda, I got infected with Montoneros now!

Links

• Portal:Argentina

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