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    Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?
    — Joseph Stalin
    A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
    — Commonly misattributed to Stalin
    Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.
    — Nikita Khrushchev
    Any fool can start a war, and once it's done so, even the wisest of men are helpless to stop it — especially if it's a nuclear war.
    — Nikita Khrushchev

    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Empireball Onionball Unionball, also known as Sovietball, fuking Cold Salut have you seen me? USSRball, URSSball, CSSRball, CCCPball, Soweirdball or Soviet Russiaball, officially Union of Soviet Socialist Republicsball, was one of the biggest countryballs ever on Earth-icon.png Earthball. It was also one of the first communist countryballs ever that existed from 1922 to 1991. It can into remove capitalist USA-icon.png Pindonisyaball. It can also into throwings Russian-Empire-icon.png bourgeoisie traitors into a gulag during Stalin days. It was formed in 1922 after the October Revolution of 1917 and collapsed in 1991. One of its favourite songs is Cоветский марш because although USA-icon.png its opposite created that game, it of believings that Sovereign-icon.png it will be of restored soon. Xaxaxa

    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball wants to remove anyone who disagrees with it (such as USA-icon.png USAball and others) unless they are into Socialism. It also hates most religionballs for oppressing the working class, Protestant-icon.png Protestants, Catholic-icon.png Catholics, Orthodox-icon.png Orthodoxes (sometimes), Islam-icon.png Muslims, Jew-icon.png Jews, and Buddhism-icon.png Buddhists. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball also loves giving freedom to the people (mostly sincere with it) and killing fascism.

    It is said that its child (and according to some countryballs, reincarnation), Russia-icon.png Russiaball, is meant to be its successor and secretly spread its parent's influence. It is said that its soul still lingers, influencing Russia-icon.png Russiaball and waiting to be resurrected from the dead.


    Early History (1903 – 1939)

    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball was officaly born in 1922 (counting the revolutions from Lenin), in the 2nd Congress of the Russian Social Democratic Labor Party. It was a communist child of Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball. It tried to kill its parent, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, in 1905 during the Russian Revolution, but they failed. However, it killed its second parent, Russian Republic-icon.png Russian Republicball (formerly Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, until last February), in October 1917 while it was distracted with France-icon.png Franceball and UK-icon.png UKball fighting Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle and became Russian SFSR (old)-icon.png Russian SFSRball. USA-icon.png USAball, France-icon.png Franceball, UK-icon.png UKball, and a few other countryballs tried to stop it, but were kicked out, along with their 150,000 troops. It survived until 1922 and attempted to spread communism into the former territories of its parent's empire, such as the newly independent Poland-icon.png Polandball, who stopped communism's advance into Europe in March 1920 at the "Miracle" of the Vistula.

    In 1922, Russian SFSR (old)-icon.png Russian SFSRball Anschlussed a few countryballs (Byelorussian SSRball, Transcaucasian SFSRball, Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball, etc.) to form Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball instead of the Tsarist regime. The Allies of World War I widely ostracized Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball because they did not trust communist countryballs, especially USA-icon.png USAball. Its economy was boosted in 1928 by the First Five Year Plan and advanced in science by making a dead dog's head move that one time. In 1929, USA-icon.png USAball's economy took a downturn, pleasing Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball.

    In the 1930s, nationalism, white-Russian sabotagers, and lazy, greedy kulaks in Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball caused much despair; Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball, Kazakh ASSR-icon.png Kazakh ASSRbrick, and other SSRballs experienced the worst famine in modern history during the winter of 1932 – 33. Meanwhile, just west of its clay, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball expanded more than Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball; instead of keeping a strong Germany to hold it back, France-icon.png Franceball established a pact in 1936 with Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, who was involved in Second Spanish Republic-icon.png Spanish Republicball's internal conflict that year with the Republican faction, which lost to the Franco-icon.png Nationalist and Fascist side because of the spread of nationalism even more.

    Meanwhile, in 1938, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball had some skirmishes with Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball's expansion into Manchuria, resulting in a non-aggression pact that year. Then, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball secretly negotiated a non-aggression pact with Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, trolling France-icon.png Franceball, and splitting up Eastern Europe, especially Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay. On 1 September 1939, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball invaded Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball followed on 17 September, and they met at the agreed demarcation line at Brest-Litovsk, splitting up Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay. Around this time, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball set up gulags in Siberia-icon.png Siberiaball to send people who were "traitors to the cause," as Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball genocided its people. It had no time for crap, no matter how little it was. Also, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball had secret police and Anschlussed other countryballs who lived near it, like Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball, Latvia-icon.png Latviaball, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, and Moldova-icon.png Moldovaball. It even tried to annex Finland-icon.png Finlandball's clay for breathing room. Even though Finland-icon.png Finlandball surrendered clay to it at the end (due to casualties and because Finland didn't have enough resources to continue the war), it had a lot less causalties, ton more casualties than it because of Finland having the snipers, but Finlandball was forced to peace with Soviet Unionball.

    World War II (3 September 1939 – 7 May 1945)

    In 1941, after having smashed the face of France-icon.png Franceball and sent UK-icon.png Teaball in its clay back, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball broke the non-aggression pact and invaded Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's clay in Operation Barbarossa because Nazi's invasion of Britain failed. Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball, Romania-icon.png Romaniaball, and (later) Finland-icon.png Finlandball joined the invasion. Nazi-icon.png Traitorball Anschlussed Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball, Belarus-icon.png Byelorussian SSRball, the Estonian SSR-icon.pngLatvian SSR-icon.pngLithuanian SSR-icon.png the Balticsballs, besieged Saint Petersburg-icon.png Leningradball, and reached the outskirts of Moscow-icon.png Moscowball by December 1941. It was forced back because Soviet soldiers in Siberia were pulled to the west because the Soviet spy in Japan reported that they had no intention of getting clay. Eventually, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball threw millions of balls to their deaths in the spring. Then, when Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball tried to take Stalingradball and the Caucasus Mountains, it held out in the city of Stalingrad, then surrounded Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's forces, trapping them there, and they surrendered in January 1943. Then, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball was defeated at the Battle of Kursk, afterward being forced back, with Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball liberating Minsk, Kyiv, Warsaw, and reaching Berlin by February 1945. Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball then committed suicide due to being raped by Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball having revenge on its 27,000,000 casualties, causing half of the population of Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball to become Slavic in April or May that year. Afterward, Sovietball declared war on Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball, who surrendered to USA-icon.png USAball in September 1945, ending the war.

    Cold War era (Soviet Golden Age) (1945 – 1991)

    Main article: Cold War

    After World War II, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball instated socialist/communist governments in many of the Eastern and Northern European countryballs it had "liberated", such as Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball, Romaniaball, and Poland-icon.png Polandball, while directly annexing others. The part of Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's clay it had occupied was given to its puppet state East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball. In 1949, relations with the West began to deteriorate rapidly, beginning the Cold War between NATO-icon.png NATOball and Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and the Warsaw Pact, and in the same year,the Soviet Unionball tested their first atomic bomb . In 1950, Sovietball helped North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball in the Korean War, then put down freedom fighters by East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball and Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball in 1953 and 1956. In 1955, the USA-icon.png USAball and NATO-icon.png NATOball made West Germanyball into a member of NATOball and permitted it to remilitarize. The Soviet Unionball responded by creating the Warsaw Pactball as a mutal defense organization between itself and Polandball, Albanianball, Romaniaball, East Germanyball , Czechoslovakiaball and Bulgariaball under a unified military command under Marshal Ivan S.Konev. In 1957, it could go into space when a Soviet R-7 ICBM launched Sputnik I into the Earth's orbit, starting the "Space Race" between itself and USA-icon.png USAball. In response , the USAball launched its first satellite , Explorer I, designed by Wernher von Braun. In the Same year, the U.S president , Dwight Eisenhower created the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) to compete with the Soviet Unionball. Still, the Soviet Unionball was ahead of the "Space Race"and it successfully launched the first man into space in April,1961. At the same year in May, the USAball also launched its first man into space. Eventully the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball lost the "Space Race” when USA-icon.png USAball launched Apollo 11 in 1969 and became the first countryball to ever land on Moonball. During the "Space Race” at the early 1960s, the Cuban dictator, Fulgencio Batista, was overthrown by the Cuban revolutionists led by Fidel Castro ,and Castro set up a communist government in Cubaball. The USAballUSA-icon.png try to restore the original Batistan government in Cuba by launching the Bay of Pigs Invasion to overthrow Fidel Castro, but the invasion failed. In 1962, the Soviet Unionball send missiles to Cubaball in response to the USAball's military blockade of Cubaball and triggered the Cuban Missile crisis, which almost brought the two superpowers at the brink of nuclear war. In 1973, USA-icon.png USAball lost a proxy war to Vietnam-icon.png North Vietnamball and was forced to pull out of Southeast Asia, making USA-icon.png USAball pull its troops out of Vietnam-icon.png North Vietnamball.[1]

    The 1980s

    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball made a Soviet mind game called "Tetris" (a portmanteau of "Tetra" and "Tennis") with seven letters made of four connected minos in 1984. Then, Japan-icon.png Japanball turned it to be one of the best-selling games. Söön tö be övertäken.

    I see no God up here.
    — Yuri Gagarin, 1961

    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball suppressed the freedom fighters in Czechoslovak Socialist Republic-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball in 1968 and started a nuclear power program in Kazakh SSR-icon.png Kazakh SSRbrick's clay. It also developed WMDs in 1949 by spying on USA-icon.png USAball and developed ICBMs in 1957, causing some problems with USA-icon.png USAball in 1962 when Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball placed nuclear missiles on newly-socialist Cuba-icon.png Cubaball's clay, leading to the Cuban Missile Crisis. There was a brief period of detente between USA-icon.png USAball and Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball in the 1970s, signing SALT I in 1972, but this relapsed in 1979 following Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's invasion of Afghan-icon.png Afghanistanball's clay. USA-icon.png USAball then led a boycott of the Moscow-icon.png Moscow Olympic Games in 1980.

    In 1984, Sovietball led its boycott of the Los Angeles-icon.png Los Angelesball Olympics of USA-icon.png USAball after the recent Able Archer NATO war games scare in Germany-icon.png West Germanyball's clay and South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball's jetliner incident earlier the previous year. In 1985, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball installed some freedoms, glasnost and perestroika; however, these led to the SSRballs' criticism of its government. In 1986, the Chernobylball disaster affected Byelorussian SSR-icon.png Byelorussian SSRball's health and Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's only comfort was USA-icon.png USAball's economy taking a downturn in 1987.

    By 1989, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's economy could no longer function properly because of their ideology of fail, and it was forced to withdraw from Afghan-icon.png Afganistanball's clay. The Eastern Bloc countryballs also of left the Warsaw Pact, tearing down the Iron Curtain. Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball of leave in May, East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball in November (tearing down the Berlin Wall in November 1989), and by 1990, some of the SSRballs of leave Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. Due to the glasnost and perestroika, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and USA-icon.png USAball became frenemies again. For example, USA-icon.png USAball opened the first McDonald's in Moscow-icon.png Moscowball. After the August coup in 1991, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball split up into fifteen countryballs and was succeeded by its biggest child, Russia-icon.png Russiaball (Vodkaball).


    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball was doing badly as it was, but in the 1980s, its economy started to drop down. The flaws in Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's administration and ideology, as well as its extensive defense spending, caused many of the SSRballs inside to protest. Then, in 1985, Mikhail Gorbachev came to power and started becoming friends with USA-icon.png USAball to restore peace. In 1989, its Warsaw Pact-icon.png Warsaw Pactball members hated communism and broke off. In 1990, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball was the first to secede, followed by a few others in 1991 after the military coup. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball got cirrhosis (due to its addiction to vodka) and died. Then, all the Sovietballs broke off.


    Товарищи/Друзья (My Comrades)

    • China-icon.png Chinaball (before Sino-Soviet split) - Great job for defeating Taiwan-icon.png Stupid Chiang Kai Shek! Now we are the stronkest communist powers in the world, xaxaxaxa!! We will liberate the workers of the world toghter from wage slavery capitalism and colonialism! But why must you hate me for being revisionist and support Stalinism? That makes no sense!
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - This guy likes me more than I love Cuba for somewhat reason, I have no idea what I did to make it love me so much, but if it likes me, I like it.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - You're my ally as you support Vietnam-icon.png North Vietnamball and I export original Soviet stuff to you.
    • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Are both socialist countryballs. I gave it some nukes to be protected from the USA-icon.png Capitalists trying to invade it. Cuba: Your economy has greatly improved since Batista was removed and your Marxism is silimar to mines. Can I give it 500 nukes?
    • PLO-icon.png PLOball - I help it against the Americans and the Zionists. I always support you against the Imperialist Westerners.
    • Warsaw Pact-icon.png Warsaw Pactball - My alliance! We will remove those capitalist pigs!
    • East Germany-icon.png True Germanyball - Joined the Warsaw Pact after WWII and part of the Soviet sphere of influence, so nice! But what's with your market economy? Markets are capitalist, and incompatible with the socialist revolution! Still can't hate yuo, yuo of do good.
    • German Empire-icon.png German Empireball - Birthplace of Karl Marx. it also sent Lenin to Russia via train and gave it money to help the revolution. In return, I promoted revolution on its child xaxaxaxa!
    • Polandcommie-icon.png Communist Polandball - We killed Nazis together! And of communists. Good job on crushing western backed rebels, but why the fuck did yuo try to isolate from the Warsaw Pact?! You traitor! Remove Jaruzelski! Remove Martial Law plox!
    • Czechoslovak Socialist Republic-icon.png Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball - Of communist and we also killed Nazis! But it was an enemy once. Never forget 1968 when you tried to break free. We OWNED you that year xaxaxaxaxaxa!
    • PR Hungary-icon.png PR Hungaryball - Of communists! But was of the enemy once. Never forget 1956 when you tried to break free. But you learned your lesson.
    • PR Bulgaria-icon.png PR Bulgariaball - Good puppet!
    • PR Mongolia-icon (1945-1992).png PR Mongoliaball - Other Communist satellite friend and I helped it fight against Japanese-Empire.gif Japanese Fascists. Also defended it against Mao Zedong-icon.png Mao. Good job on your modernization programs!
    • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - Nice north-African partner, I remove Franceball's butt out of its country.
    • Derg-icon.png Dergball - REAL ABYSSINA! Not that Abyssinia-icon.png THAT CAPITALIST PIG WHO SUPPORTED FAKE ROSSIYA. I am very glad you removed Selassie. What a fine and good Communist. It's too sad that it is poor. I'll give you the money that you need. Proud of you for killing THAT TRATIOR.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Thank you for removing Murica-icon.png Burger comrade, they deserved it! Today you have been doing really well with a fast-growing growth economy, high GDP, pulsating energy, and the best open economy only because yuo started to implement capitalism! Seems that Communism hasn't failed for those in need!
    • Laos-icon.png Laosball - Can into commie. Also, a sibling of Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball!
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - I gib it my weapons and a large warship for free to repel a stoner capitalist who wanted to enslave it again. Our leaders are best friends. (Until 1965 because the commies killed 7 Indonesian generals or so, though the commies were affiliated with Chinaball.)
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Best south Asian ally EVER! Indira Gandhi is the best leader of India. Launched its first satellite with the help of me, now my child Russia-icon.png helps it in developing its jets, missiles, etc. I saved it from this pig in 1971. We were good friends before my death. Well done!
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Is of communist and real Korea! Was supposed to be a Soviet puppet, but Chinaball interfered!
    • Burkina Faso-icon.png Burkina Fasoball - This is why you don't trust westerners, comrade. You were kinda cool. Rest in peace Thomas Sankara-icon.png Sankara.
    • Second Spanish Republic-icon.png Second Spanish Republicball - Is of friend and ally to the revolution and received our aid against your fascist enemies, but you should try and be more communist.
    • DR Afghan-icon.png DR Afghanball - True Afghanistan! I will help you remove Taliban-icon.png Kebab Anti-Commie Terrorists out of your clay.
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyaball - True Libya! Overthrow its western puppet Libya-icon.png King. I gib it some weapons. Best Kebab country and non-Marxist socialist ever.
    • Grenada-icon.png PRG Grenadaball - Other Caribbean Friend, sadly USA-icon.png Burger invaded it and took out Communism-icon.png Communism.
    • South Yemen-icon.png South Yemenball - You are True Yemen!
    • Syria-icon.pngBa'athist Iraq-icon.png Syriaball and Ba'athist Iraqball - They are Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball's friends and they can help it remove Israel-icon.png Stupid Zionist countryball. I will gib them weapons too. But Iraq you oppressed communists.
    • Angola-icon.png PR Angolaball - Good Communist Friend. I've helped it in its civil war along with Cuba-icon.png Cuba.
    • Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball - Gave it back Trebizond, Van, and Erzurum! But I hate your child Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball.
    • Eurasian Union-icon.png Eurasian Unionball - They say that I'm Eurasian Union-icon.png Eurasian Unionball in disguise, but really, this is just a union made by Russia. However, reincarnation is real! XAXAXAXAXAXAXA! WE WILL DEFEAT EURO!
    • Tunceliball - The Only Turkish City that I like! You are even still Communist so very good buddy!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - child, plox make me proud. BUT WHY YOU FRIEND WITH THIS China-icon.png STUPID TRAITOR AND WITH Pakistan-icon.png PAKISATAN?! But soon, I will return.
    • Kazakhstan-icon.png Kazakhbrick - Another child; it was of my exile before my death.

    Нейтрально / сложно (Neutral/Complicated)

    • UK-icon.png UKball (until 1947) - We were buddies during World War II.
    • USA-icon.png USAball (until 1947) - Helped me in World War II with the Naziball invasions, but became my archenemy during the Cold War. But thank you for comrade Robeson.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Adopted child of the capitalist pig. Hates Communism. I became better when Ferdinand Marcos and their spouse visited me in 1976. it likes my Russia-icon.png child so why not?
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - It's one of my only friends in the Arab Gulf, I supported it during Six-Day War and Yom Kippur War to destroy dis Israel-icon.png jew. But you're a monarchy so plz be communist. And I'm sorry that Saddam-icon.png Saddam invaded you, it wanted you and I have nothing to do with it because it's my friend.
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Under Colonial Nasser it was a good friend that wanted to destroy Israel-icon.png Fake countryball but then it started supporting USA-icon.png USAball and also peace deals with Zionists.
    • PSR Albania-icon.png PSR Albaniaball - You are a small crazy bunker lover who likes to close contact with the entire world, pathetic. Your anti-revisionism means that you like to purge your own people for your interests. When you are of callings me and my comrades "traitors", makes me laugh a LOT because of your idiocy and dimwittedness on your small shitty kebab brain. The only thing I can say to you is to shut up.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - FAKE CHINA! But at least we both hate that China-icon.png Evil Mao Zedong. (See enemies list)
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - Was of the first American countryball to establish relations with me! I also had an anticlerical law in place back then. But YOU LET TROTSKY DIE YOU FREAK! actually thank you for that, it opposed glorious Stalin and got offed for it xaxaxaxa
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - You're neutral because you don't complain that I will give back to your islands. But when I died you make ANIME about Soviet Era! Also Nintendo made My game the 2nd best selling. Thank you! :)
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - I sold you some railroad tracks, but why you didn't take the opportunity to be a ERP-icon.png comrade? you are also a closet nazi! I also supported you during the Falklands war.
    • Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball - My. little sibling! it was a communist union just like me. some people used to call it Little USSR I don't know why they called it like that, we were good until the Tito-Stalin split, later, our relations got better and better, even though it didn't join the Warsaw Pact. BUT YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB, AND THAT IS TO JOIN ME! But still, we were good. I miss you, I hope we can meet each other again, sometime.

    Куклы пиндосов (Kuluks)

    • France-icon.png Franceball - Banned Communism and hated my policies. DIE CAPITALIST PIG! AND FREE ALGERIABALL!!!
    • Franco-icon.png Francoist Spainball - Stupid fascist that hates communism! REMOVE!!!
    • Portugal-icon.png Second Portuguese Republicball - Remove imperialism! FREE YOUR COLONIES NOW YOU PATHETIC CAPITALIST!!!
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Turkey, we were comrades under Ataturk, but now this guy betrayed me and threatened me with nukes with the backing of burger! HOPE YOU ENJOY GETTING BETRAYED BY NATO.
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball (After 1973) - You are the reason why I am forever scared of helicopters. You were being into friends with me and Cuba, but then you listened to that USA-icon.png burger and threw communists from helicopters! REMOVE PINOCHET!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - I liked you before because Sun Yat Sen a friend of the Red Army and allowed communists in your army and I believe he was a honorany socialist. But then, you had to become a feudal warlord and I heard you terrorized your own peasents on the mainland. China-icon.png COMMUNIST CHINA IS OF REAL CHINA, REACTIONARY RAT!
    • Abyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian Empireball - Yuo also of deservings to have your monarch otherthrowned! Ethnic supermacy is of bad! But I did it against Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukraine in the Stalinist era xaxaxxa.
    • China-icon.png Evil Mao Zedong! (after sino-soviet split) - You are stupid Stalin's friend! So you must be removed as a part of my anti-Stalin campaign! REMOVE!
    • Germany-icon.png Fake Germanyball - Fake Germany is of the enemy of East Germany. YOU INTO DUMB EVIL IMMORALE CAPITALIST PIG!
    • Russian-Empire2-icon.png Precommunist Russiaball - My very bad parent, no matter how much I don't like it. Didn't give me and my siblings enough food, so I had to murder it in 1917.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Capitalist Pig Dog Korea who hates the poor! You put them in camps and work them to death! I should've destroyed you and let North Korea-icon.png True Korea take your land back in the Korean War. I EVEN SHOT YOUR PLANE DOWN FOR TRESPASSING THE GREAT COMMUNIST UTOPIA!
    • Finland-icon.png Vodka stealer - For surviving my invasion! hmmph. It is beyond my worst nightmare, so I can't bother them.
    • Islamic State of Afghanistan-icon.png Islamic State of Afghanistanball - Fake Afghanistan, for surviving my invasion!
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - For surviving my hockey match! Next time we won't be so nice in Piestany.
    • Germany-icon.png United Germanyball - Left my empire, How dare you?! Oops, of meanings pact.
    • Al-Qaeda-icon.png Al-Qaedaball and Taliban-icon.png Talibanball - Some Mujahideens Kebab Anti-Commie terrorists that USA-icon.png burger created and funded so they can destroy Communism with their twisted beliefs. Ha, you kebabs can't destroy me SOVIET UNION STRONK and you also can't destroy Afghanistan! Crap!, I should've destroyed you a long time before I fell.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - I hate you. You were terrible even after you got rid of your monarchy. You still collaborated with USA-icon.png United States of Americaball in the Soviet-Afghan War. You funded Shia Mujahideen rebels against me and contributed towards my loss in Afghan-icon.png Afghanistan. Also, Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png Azerbaijan SSRball belongs to me and that is how it's going to be. I hope Ba'athist Iraqball defeats you! It’s still nice to see you getting rid of the Shah.
    • Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png Somali Democratic Republicball - CAPITALIST PIG TRAITOR! You made Communism-icon.png Communism look bad so you have USA-icon.png CAPITALIST PIG to support you against me.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I regret recognizing you Fake Country! All your Neighbors should destroy your USA-icon.png Burger Puppet. I should've never supported your creation, I thought you were gonna be my ally but no you choose Burger as a buddy.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - You will never nuke me with USA-icon.png Burger's nukes, you fascist idiot!
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Ha, India will destroy you Burger Puppet. Supported those Western Pigs in DR Afghan-icon.png Afghanistan!
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Western Kebab Pig that also supported and created those western pig terrorists in DR Afghan-icon.png Afghanistan. But if I invade it, I can get some good cash.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Suharto - WHAT! why are you killing Communism-icon.png Communists?! I thought we were good friends but now you betrayed me and siding with USA-icon.png Burger! And did you know that, G30S COUP IS USA-icon.png BURGER'S PLAN! STOP BLAMING IT ON THE COMMUNISTS!
    • Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Democratic Kampucheaball - You're very crazy and you are friends with China-icon.png Fake Communist, so I'm not your friend.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Remove Kebab American Capitalists! Malay Commies true Malaysia!
    • Kurwaball-icon.png Kurwaball - I smell non-communist Poland. COME BACK HERE, YOU!
    • Kiribati-icon.png Polandball (Kiribati) - I smell another non-communist Poland. your Kiribati-icon.png parent also stole Estonian SSR-icon.png Latvian SSR-icon.png two of my Soviet Republics' flags. I WILL MAKE YOU ANOTHER SOVIET REPUBLIC, COME BACK HERE YOU!

    Soviet Socialist Republics

    • Russian SFSR-icon.png Russian SFSRball - Biggest of member! Also successor state. My favorite child .
    • Transcaucasian SFSR-icon.png Transcaucasus SFSRballs - An amazing, founding countryball of mine. Actually, no; I'm going to split you.
    • Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball - Another founding countryball! Thankings for spreading the revolution! However, due to your reactor explodings, I prohibitings radioactivity in your clay. No food for you XAXAXAXA!
    • Byelorussian SSR-icon.png Byelorussian SSRball - Last of four founding republics, very horosho! And of the cutest member! It's also Russia's sibling! Thanks for all the heavy truck manufacturing and the great contributions to the glorious Red Army. Sorry about the Chernobyl incident, I should have told Ukraine to be more careful, and move its damn nuclear factory away from yuo. They will starve again for that
    • Kazakh SSR-icon.png Kazakh SSRbrick - Very good republic and contains much outer space stuff, can into Cosmos and nukes! You also last one standing before republicans.The union will always remember you.
    • Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png Azerbaijan SSRball - Thank you for spreading the socialist revolution! REMOVE KEBAB!
    • Armenian SSR-icon.png Armenian SSRball - Kebab removing comrade!
    • Georgian SSR-icon.png Georgian SSRball - Comrade Stalin was born here!
    • Uzbek SSR-icon.png Uzbek SSRball - Valued communist comrade!
    • Tajik SSR-icon.png Tajik SSRball - You is proof, not all kebab are bad!
    • Kirghiz SSR-icon.png Kirghiz SSRball - Member of great USSR!
    • Lithuanian SSR-icon.png Lithuanian SSRball - Anschlussed after the glorious union defeated the Nazis!
    • Latvian SSR-icon.png Latvian SSRball - Forced it to help end Nazis for USSR!
    • Karelo-Finnish SSR-icon.png Karelo-Finnish SSRball - My apology for you not wanting to stay as a republic, comrade! NKVD for you, xaxaxaxaxaxa!
    • Moldavian SSR-icon.png Moldovan SSRball - Birthplace of Transnistria-icon.png Transnistriaball!
    • Estonian SSR-icon.png Estonian SSRball - Birthplace of the funniest capital, but meh, it's a bitch, and is a bad Soviet Republic, oh you can leave, I can take rejection! NKVD for you too, xaxaxaxaxaxa!

    How to draw


    You don't have to draw USSR, USSR draws you:

    1. Color in red on the base circle
    2. Draw the emblem of the sickle and hammer at the left end
    3. Draw the eyes, and you've finished.


    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Soviet Unionball.

    Click here to see it.


    See also

    USA-icon.pngUK-icon.png Allied Powers - Liberating the World from Germany Tyranny France-icon.pngRussia-icon.png
    World War I UK-icon.png UKballFrance-icon.png FranceballRussian-Empire2-icon.png Russian Empireball (Russian SFSR (old)-icon.png Russian SFSRball) • Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of ItalyballBritish Raj-icon.png British RajballJapanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of JapanballBelgium-icon.png BelgiumballLuxembourg-icon.png LuxembourgballKingdom of Serbia-icon.png Kingdom of SerbiaballKingdom of Greece-icon.png Kingdom of GreeceballKingdom of Montenegro-icon.png Kingdom of MontenegroballKingdom of Romania-icon.png Kingdom of RomaniaballUSA-icon.png USAballAndorra-icon.png AndorraballArmenia-icon.png ArmeniaballKingdom of Hejaz-icon.png Arab Rebelballs • Brazil-icon.png BrazilballROC-icon (old).png Republic of ChinaballCosta Rica-icon.png Costa RicaballMexico-icon.png MexicoballUnited States Cuba-icon.png Republic of CubaballBohemia-icon.png Czechoslovak LegionballsSaudi Arabia-icon.png Emirate of Nejd and HasaballGuatemala-icon.png GuatemalaballHaiti-icon.png HaitiballHonduras-icon.png HondurasballLiberia-icon.png LiberiaballNepal-icon.png NepalRawrNicaragua-icon.png NicaraguaballPanama-icon.png PanamaballPortugal-icon.png PortugalballThailand-icon.png SiamballAbyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian Empireball
    World War II UK-icon.png UKballUSA-icon.png USAballSoviet-icon.png Soviet UnionballTaiwan-icon.png Republic of ChinaballFrance-icon.png Franceball (Free France-icon.png Free Franceball) • French Indochina-icon.png French Indochinaball (from 1940) • Second Polish Republic-icon.png Second Polish Republicball (Second Polish Republic-icon.png PR PolandballPolish Underground State-icon.png Polish Underground StateballPoland-icon.png Polish government-in-exileball) • Canada-icon (Red Ensign).png CanadaballBritish Ceylon-icon.png British CeylonballBritish Raj-icon.png British RajballAustralia-icon.png AustraliaballPanslavic-icon.png Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball (Yugoslavia-icon.png Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslaviaball) • Kingdom of Greece-icon.png Kingdom of GreeceballNew Zealand-icon.png New ZealandballUnion of South Africa-icon.png Union of South AfricaballNetherlands-icon.png NetherlandsballBelgium-icon.png BelgiumballLuxembourg-icon.png LuxembourgballNorway-icon.png NorwayballCzech-icon.png CzechoslovakiaballAbyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian EmpireballBrazil-icon.png BrazilballMexico-icon.png MexicoballGuatemala-icon.png GuatemalaballEl Salvador-icon.png El SalvadorballHonduras-icon.png HondurasballNicaragua-icon.png NicaraguaballCosta Rica-icon.png Costa RicaballPanama-icon.png PanamaballColombia-icon.png ColombiaballPeru-icon.png PeruballPhilippines-icon.png Commonwealth of the PhilippinesballUnited States Cuba-icon.png Republic of CubaballLiberia-icon.png LiberiaballBolivia-icon.png BoliviaballParaguay-icon.png ParaguayballHaiti-icon.png HaitiballChile-icon.png ChileballArgentina-icon.png ArgentinaballTurkey-icon.png TurkeyballSouth Korea-icon.png KoreaballNepal-icon.png NepalrawrSyria-icon.png SyriaballKingdom of Egypt-icon.png Kingdom of EgyptballDominican-icon.png Dominican RepublicballIceland-icon.png IcelandballDenmark-icon.png DenmarkballKingdom of Italy-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball (from 1943) • Kingdom of Iraq-icon.png Kingdom of Iraqball (from 1943) • United States of Venezuela-icon.png United States of VenezuelaballPahlavi Iran-icon.png Pahlavi Iranball Bulgaria-icon.png Tsardom of Bulgariaball (from 1944) • Kingdom of Romania-icon.png Kingdom of Romaniaball (from 1944) • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi ArabiaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (from 1945) • Mongolia-icon.png MongoliaballVietnam-icon.png Vietnamball (slightly)

    Turkmen-icon.png Türkmenistan The Land That Rules by a Dictator Turkmen-icon.png
    District Turkmen carpet1.gif Ashgabat-icon.png AshgabatballTurkmen-icon (division).png BalkanballTurkmen-icon (division).png DaşoguzballTurkmen-icon (division).png LebapballTurkmen-icon (division).png Maryball
    Former Entities Turkmen carpet2.gif

    Turkmen carpet3.gif Turkmen carpet4.gif Turkmen carpet5.gif

    2-icon.png Migrants from South (Steppe Peoples)Bukhar Khudahs-icon.png Bukhar KhudahballPrincipality of Farghana-icon.png Principality of FarghanaballSamanid Empire-icon.png Samanid EmpireballGhaznavid Empire-icon.png Ghaznavid EmpireballSeljuk-icon.png Seljuk EmpireballGhurid Dynasty-icon.png Ghurid DynastyballAbbasid-icon.png AbbasidballQara Khitai-icon.png Qara KhitaiballKhwarazmian dynasty-icon.png Khwarazmian dynastyballChagatai Khanate-icon.png Chagatai KhanateballMongol Empire-icon.png Mongol EmpireballIlkhanate-icon.png IlkhanateballKurt dynasty-icon.png Kurt dynastyballTimurid Empire-icon.png Timurid EmpireballKhanate of Bukhara-icon.png Khanate of BukharaballSafavid-icon.png Safavid dynastyballEmirate of Bukhara-icon.png Emirate of BukharaballAfsharid dynasty-icon.png Afsharid dynastyballKhanate of Khiva-icon.png Khanate of KhivaballRussia-icon.png Russian TurkestanballTurkestan ASSR-icon.png Turkestan ASSRballKhorezm SSR-icon.png Khorezm SSRballTurkmen SSR-icon.png Turkmen SSRball

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