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You Craneball UK Rainball Ukraineball is a field of golden wheat, hot girls, StBlackSt, and Cheeki Breeki countryball that betrayed the motherland in Eastern Europe. Ukraineball borders its worst enemy Russiaball to the east; Belarusball to the north; former oppressor Polandball, Slovakiaball, and Hungaryball to the west; and Moldovaball and Romaniaball to the south. The countryball is divided into 24 oblastballs, disputably one autonomous regionball ( Crimeaball), and two cityballs with special status: Kyivball (the capital) and Sevastopolball (?). Ukraineball's total area is 603,628 square kilometers, making it the 45th largest countryball globally. It is the third-largest countryball in Europe, behind Franceball (only counting Metropolitan Franceball) and Russiaball. As of December 2020, Ukraineball maintains a population of about 43.61 million; unfortunately, this number is decreasing.
Due to being a relatively new countryball, Ukraineball cannot into many international organizations. However, Ukraineball can into UNball like most other countryballs. It is currently trying to enter EUball and NATOball. Still, it is highly unlikely due to the ongoing war against Russiaball.
Ukraineball's national day is August 24.
Ukraineball is often seen as that one new boy in school that always tries to be peaceful but ends up getting in constant fights and arguments out of their own will. While Ukraineball has tried to fit in with the rest of the world, Russiaball has been pulling at its strings, forcing Ukraineball to engage in crazy street fights.
Ukraineball turns all 'g's into 'h's, the same thing the other way around in Cyrillic.
The first form of Ukraineball was 2ball, which then became adopted by Slavs, who have stayed on this clay for most of the history.
Other than that, various Greek city-stateballs have existed along the northern coast of the Black Sea, such as Olbia, Tyras, Chersonesus, etc. Scythiaball, Sarmatiansball and Hunnic Empireball have also settled this clay.
Medieval Times and Kyivan Rus
In 482, the cityball of Kyivball was established. Over time, it took as much clay around itself as possible into becoming what we know as Kyivan Rusball in 882. In the south, they have fought against nomadic raider tribes, such as for example, Pechenegsball, Khazariacube and Cumansball.
In 988, Kyivan Rusball converted to Orthodox Christianity and since then, it had good relations with Byzantine Empireball
Since the mid-11th century, Kyivan Rusball didn't feel so well. So its various principalityballs started to fight amongst themselves to take control of the Rus' capital cityball of Kyivball. Kingdom of Galicia–Volhyniaball was one of those principalityballs. So, for a brief time, it took Kyivball.
In 1169, Vladimir-Suzdalball raided Kyivball. Kyivan Rusball died in 1240 as it was occupied by the Mongol Empireball and remained its vassal up until the 14th century when both Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball and Kingdom of Polandball took control over it.
Rule of the Commonwealth, Cossacks and the Rise of Russia
In 1569, Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball and Kingdom of Polandball united and became one as
Polish Empire Poland-Lithuaniaball and all of Ukraineball's clay went to Polandball. Commonwealthball wasn't very kind to Ukraineball, as it tried to forcefully Polonize and Catholicize Ukraineball. In 1596, the Union of Brest was signed, giving rise to Greek Catholic Church, which is a combination of Orthodox values and traditions as well as being loyal to Pope.
Before the formation of the Commonwealthball, in the sparsely-populated south-eastern steppes, Cossacks have formed Sichball on the island of Khortytsia in the Dnieper. Throughout the 16th and 17th centuries, they were defending the south from the kebab , as well as starting various uprisings against the Polish for their mistreatment of Ruthenians (Ukrainians).
In 1648, Zaporozhian Cossacks started a massive uprising against the Commonwealthball what became known as Khmelnytsky Uprising or National Liberation War, forming Cossack Hetmanaterawr in the process. The war was going well up until 1651, when their kebab allies betrayed them in Berestechko.
In 1654, Hetmanaterawr has signed the
BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER Treaty of Pereyaslav, allowing Muscovyball to annex them, so that the Cossacks could defeat the Kurwa.
Following the end of Khmelnytsky Uprising, Hetmanaterawr was divided amongst Poland-Lithuaniaball taking right-bank Ukraineball and Tsardom of Russiaball taking left-bank Ukraineball and Zaporizhian Sichball. Both Polandball and Muscovyball treated Ruthenians like garbage. Because of the division, both right and left banks hated each other and wanted to unite under their rule. Kebab tried to intervene too, establishing a vassal state in Podoliaball.
In 1710, Cossack Hetmanaterawr formed an alliance with Swedenball against Russian Empireball but failed miserably. This was the beginning of the end of the Hetmanaterawr.
In 1764, Hetmanaterawr ceased to exist and in 1775, Zaporizhian Sichball was destroyed. Cossacks have fled to other clay, searching for a new home, including the Danube, Kuban, and Don.
Overall, it was a really messy and complicated period in Ukraineball's history. Still, in the end, Commonwealthball was partitioned three times. Western Ukraineball as well as Bukovinaball and Transcarpathiaball became part of the Austrian Empireball.
Russian Empireball has put a lot of effort to erase Ukraineball as a nation: from burning books to rewriting history, banning the usage of Ukrainian language and forceful "Little Russian (Maloros)" identity.
Many Ukrainians were deported from their clay, forcing them to settle in Eastern regions of Russian Empireball. Green Ukraineball in the Far East, is the most well-known settlement, with others include Gray Ukraineball mostly in the Northern Kazakhbrick, Yellow Ukraineball in the Volga and Red Ukraineball in Kubanball.
On the other side, Austria-Hungaryball left Ukraineball alone but leaving Polish, Romanian, and Hungarian local authorities to constantly pick on Ukraineball.
Revolutions of 1848 have affected Ukraineball too, notably in the Habsburg-controlled West fighting against the discrimination by Poles and serfdom. It was eventually was abolished in 1848 in Western Ukraineball and in 1861 in Russia-controlled Ukraineball.
Ukrainians in the Western regionballs have immigrated to Canadaball, USAball, Argentinaball, Brazilball, Australiaball, etc.
Failed Independence and Interwar Period
In World War I, Ukraineball has fought on both sides: Western regionballs fought for Kaiser. In contrast, the East fought for Tsar.
After the fall of the Russian Empireball, Ukraineball proclaimed autonomy with the declaration of First Universal on June 23, 1917. On November 20 of the same year, announced the creation of Ukrainian People's Republicball, and even despite proclaiming autonomy, Russians, of course, didn't like that, but the Bolsheviks didn't like that either. So on December 25, 1917, the Bolsheviks invaded Kharkivball and established Ukrainian SSRball.
UPRball was weak, so on April 29th, 1918, German Empireball established a puppet stateball called Ukrainian Stateball, also known by its other name Hetmanateball, but it was short-lived.
In the south, Makhnoviaball, an anarcho-communist society, fought relentlessly against the Whites, Hetmanateball, Red Army (they have collaborated, until Reds backstabbed them) and even UPRball.
At the same time, after the fall of Austria-Hungaryball West Ukrainian People's Republicball declared independence, but was later annexed by Polandball and Romaniaball. Both Ukraineballs wanted to become one countryball, so on January 22, 1919, the Act of Unity was proclaimed, but it never went into full effect as both countryballs were occupied.
In 1920, UPRball allied with Polandball to stop the spread of communism. Following the Riga Peace Treaty, Polandball took Volhyniaball, while Sovok took the rest of Ukraineball's remaining clay.
In 1922, together with Byelorussian SSRball and Transcaucasian SFSRball, they formed the
Second Russian Empire Soviet Unionball.
Early Soviet Union
The 1920s were mostly a stable decade for Ukrainian SSRball, except for the 1921-23 famine that took up to approximately 5 million dead across the whole Soviet Unionball. New Economic Policy and Industrialization have helped the countryball grow. Organization policies were the best thing that ever happened to Soviet Ukraineball.
The 1930s, however, weren't so kind. Ukraineball has experienced another famine, but this time it was a planned genocide with the sole purpose to kill everyone who disagreed with the collectivization policies, aka "kulaks." As a result, over 6 million Ukrainians have died, and their land was settled by Russians. Furthermore, many cultural-religious figures and dissidents faced repressions; most were executed during the Great Purge. Hence, they are known as the "Executed Renaissance."
West Ukrainian People's Republicball wasn't happy with their clay becoming Polish again. Because of this, the anti-Polish sentiment was high. As a response, Polandball began repressing the native Ukrainian population. Brutal pacification in East Galicia, Revindication, forced Polonization as well as intense Polish settlement of Galiciaball and Volhyniaball were carried out by the Polish government during the Sanitation period.
In Northern Bukovynaball, the situation was somewhat similar. Romaniaball's authorities have even made it forbidden to speak Ukrainian not only on an official level but also on a local and private level as well.
For most of its history, Transcarpathiaball remained isolated from the rest of Ukraineballs. Czechoslovakiaball usually left the native population alone and did not force their beliefs on them. However, the Russophile movement and Rusyn identity was prevalent in the region, ever since the days of Austria-Hungaryball.
In 1938-39, Ukrainian national movement started to gain traction, rejecting the Russophile and Rusyn movements. Following the crisis in Czechoslovakiaball in 1938, Carpatho-Ukraineball was established, but it was killed by Hungaryball in 1939, shortly after declaring independence.
In 1939, Nazi Germanyball and Soviet Unionball have invaded Polandball. Eastern Galiciaball and Volhyniaball were integrated into Ukrainian SSRball, and in 1940, following the occupation of Romaniaball, Northern Bukovynaball, part of Bessarabiaball and Budjakball were integrated as well. Finally, in 1945 Transcarpathiaball became the last western ball to be integrated into Ukraineball.
World War II
In 1941, Ukraineball became occupied by the Nazis in WW2 and was turned into the Reichskommissariatball. At first, Nazis were welcomed since the inhabitants didn't like the Soviets. But, as it turned out, Nazis weren't any different. Jews that lived in Ukraineball's clay were subjected to Holocaust. Many of them were executed at Babyn (Babi) Yar. By the end of 1942, all of Ukraineball's clay was occupied.
During the war, everyone wanted to get their share of Ukraineball's clay, such as Polish Home Army, Nazis and of course, the Red Army and Soviet Partisans, so UPAball fought a guerrilla war against all of them.
From 1943 to 1944, Soviet Unionball has secured many victories against the 3rd Reichball and
re-annexed liberated Ukraineball.
Post-WW2 period, Fall of the USSR and Independence
Ukraineball had suffered a third and last famine from 1946 to 1947 when most of their crops were sent to neighboring countryballs. Following the end of WW2, the history of Ukraineball was mostly uneventful.
In 1986, Ukraineball's nuclear power plant exploded and the Chornobyl disaster happened, which did more harm to Belarusball than Ukraineball. Soviet authorities have tried to cover it up.
Ukraineball declared its sovereignty on 16 June 1990 and a year later, managed to escape from Soviet Unionball on 24 August 1991. Soviet Unionball officially ceased to exist on December 8, 1991, when the leaders of Ukraineball, Belarusball and Russiaball signed the Belovezha Accords, creating Commonwealth of Independent Statesball in the process.
Post-Independence, Annexation of Crimeaball, War in Donbas and Modern Times
Since Ukraineball’s independence, Ukraineball didn't have it easy. They had given up on their nuclear weapons in 1994 and, since the same year, was ruled by a criminal oligarchy. There were two revolutions: a peaceful one in 2004, the Orange Revolution, and the more violent Euromaidan (Revolution of Dignity) from 2013 to 2014, which left 122 people dead and more than 2000 injured on both sides.
Currently, Ukraineball has troubles with Russiaball, as it annexed its Crimeaball clay and is fueling the wars in the eastern regions of the countryball.
At the same time, Russiaball has created Novorossiaball, who decided to leave Ukraineball, which became disbanded a year later amid the fights that are still happening within them.
Ukraineball forces started operation to kill Novorossiaball, but Russiaball supported the separatists with volunteers (and regular troops) and weapons, so the fights became very bloody.
Despite the countless evidence of their regular army fighting on the separatist side, Russiaball denies its involvement and instead calls it a "civil war."
Both Ukraineball and Russiaball along with Franceball and Germanyball have met in Minskball, Belarusball, and decided to freeze the conflict, but in reality, the conflict is still ongoing with Russiaball regularly providing weapons to the separatist side.
In 2018, Ukraineball has passed a new law about education that included obligatory learning of Ukrainian language. So naturally, its neighbors weren't so keen on it, with Hungaryball and, of course, Russiaball being the most enraged because of it.
In late 2018, Orthodox Church of Ukraine became autocephalous.
In 2019, comedian and President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky made a very sexist comment on how the beautiful women of Ukraine are a "true Ukrainian brand." Ukrainian women are outraged.
In 2021, Russiaball began mounting troops and armor on Ukraine's border. Russia has said that they are not planning on invading, but Ukraine and NATOball fear that they will. During tense talks that began in 2021 and continued into 2022, Russia has demanded that NATO guarantee that Ukraine and Georgia don't join the alliance, which Nato has not agreed to. During this tense situation, USAball discovered that Russiaball sent agents into Ukraine with the intention of sabotaging their own proxy forces in a false flag operation to justify an invasion. Russiaball has denied this. On January 14, a group of hackers (Likely Russian or Belarusian) got access to Ukrainian government websites and vandalized them with threatening messages shortly before taking them offline. NATO members are saying that, if Ukraine is invaded, they will send weapons to Ukrainians and help them mount an insurgency. Russian and Belarusian forces are currently conducting training exercises on the Belarus-Ukraine border.
On 24 February 2022, Russiaball invaded Ukraineball. The invasion is still happening to this day and many have died in the conflict.
Russiaball has proposed an extremely evil plan in which Ukraineball will be partitioned and divided between Russiaball, Polandball, Romaniaball, Hungaryball, and Slovakiaball. Ukrainians are outraged by this.
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- Канадакуля - BEST THERE IS IN THE WORLD! Also first to recognize me! It also has the 3rd largest Ukrainian population after me and
bullyRussiaball. It helps train my troops and supply me with financial and military aid. You are my ideal and beloved friend who has beautiful Canadian girls to influence my Cossack men. Without you, I would not have survived a day against Russiaball. Chrystia Freeland is my favorite Canadian who speaks my beautiful language and is surprised. Canadaball, you are one of a kind. The arrest of Meng Wanzhou is a good sign of your defense as I will keep mine on track with this Vodka dude who is complaining and raging at you! I feel bad for you after Chinaball sentenced a BC man to death. Kyiv Mapping and Canadian Mapping are good friends in YouTube. Your Roblox YouTuber Denis is also of Ukrainian ancestry. Thank you, Trudeau and Freeland, for your Twitter speech! You are officially my best friend and lover. Zelenskyi's first trip is to Canada, especially Toronto!.. CHRYSTIA FREELAND IS DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER?!!! (HEARTS BURST IN UKRAINE'S EYES) YES! YES! YES! BEST! But I feel sorry that you have to put up with ThatVeganTeacher. I'm glad that stupid Karen got IP banned from TikTok.
- Азербайджанкуля - A member of GUAM, someone who understands me and supports me dearly. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Congratulations on regaining Karabakh, it is your rightful clay. I totally endorse you.
- Балтійці - Great comrades who have peacekeeping forces in my area. You all have a great relationship with me.
- Греціякуля - My best friend recognized me in 1991, since then, we have been great friends! Thanks for recognizing my new Orthodox church!
- Хорватіякуля - One of the good Slavballs who managed to earn 2nd place in the FIFA world cup. Thanks for saying Slava Ukrayini during the game "Vida!" You impressed me. I feel shocked seeing you get destroyed by Franceball.
- Еміратикуля - Middle Eastern friend who likes my cheese and also says Crimea is mine.
- Фінляндіякуля - A beautiful country that recognizes me and understands me. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Good job fighting in the Winter War, defeating this bully.
- Грузіякуля - A member of GUAM who is also my best friend. We help each other economically and hate Vodka for occupying our territories.
- НАТОкуля - Thanks for the peacekeeping force. Now the "rebels" won't gain a single foot in our territory. I appreciate you dearly particularly Canadaball. LET ME INNNN!!!
- Бутанкуля - Another South Asian friend. Recognizes Crimeaball as my clay, and also wants to remove Vodka.
- Туреччинакуля - An honorable Turkish state who has a great relationship with me. Thanks for the bilateral agreements.
- Taras Kul - It is the best Ukrainian and not a Russian Youtuber that's better than 5-Mins-Crafts might as well. Great videos.
- Японіякуля - it has good cars, video games, anime
- Казахцегла - You like peace and defense, huh? Well, you can be my friend... Still hoping for you to drop recognition of Crimeaball as Russiaball's... but whatever.
- Філіппіникуля - Friends since 2018 but please remove Duterte. It changed your position by recognizing Crimeaball as Russiaball's instead of my territory. You abstained? Well, I hope it stays that way. You are also better than this Uselesscrap that support Vodka's presence in Crimeaball and its annexation as well the ramming incident. It is also the step-daughter of my cousin so it would be my niece.
- СШАкуля - A powerful nation who understands me. It has a significant military presence in my area. Now Zelenskyi is in San Franciscoball, GIB WEAPONS AND MILITARY SUPPORT! Also, thanks for training my country!
- Велика Британіякуля -
NAME STEALERParent of USAball, Canadaball and Hong Kongball. It has great tea and hates Russiaball.
- Ліберіякуля and Палаукуля - USAball's children who support me on Crimeaball. They both hate *I don't wanna say* as we're fine.
- Південна Кореякуля - Even though it became friends with Russiaball, we're both friends of burger and it likes my products very much. But it may be kinda angry at me for supplying rocket engines for North Koreaball's nuclear missiles.
- Аргентинакуля, Ботсванакуля, ДР Конгокуля, and Уругвайкуля - More recongizers of CrimeaballSaloumball.
- Мексикакуля - You have a fair tourist location.
- Австраліякуля - It of becomings good friends with me, but AUSTRALIA CAN NOT INTO QUALIFY OF GRAND FINAL FOR FIRST TIME!! UKRAINE IS THE ONLY COUNTRY WITH PERFECT QUALIFICATIONS. XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA. At least we gib 12 points to them, so we of good.
- Ізраїлькуб - We both got holocausted by the Nazis in World War II and we helped you in Arab-Israeli War when I was a Soviet SSRball. Thanks for recognizing Crimeaball as mine and we hate both hate that Palestineball because it is a Russo-Jordanian puppet
- Ісландіякуля - Good friend. The only problem with you is that you became friends with Russiaball.
- Саудівська Аравіякуля - Although it is a Russian bootlicker, it does not recognize Crimeaball as Russiaball. At least we both hate Iranball. It also apologizes to me for hating Chrystia Freeland. It is now fine with .
- Тайванькуля - We have common enemies. Also recognizing Crimeaball as mine. However I am having troubles getting diplomatically accredited to him as my only was is through stupid vodka. I HATE VODKA!!! FUCK YOU, I WILL OPEN REPRESENTATIVE OFFICE MYSELF!!!
- В'єтнамкуля - Good trading partner. We both hate wall maker and you recognize Crimeaball as mine. But why you like Rus? Oh, it's because they were Soviet Union. But Kazakhbrick was last to leave!
Neutral/Нейтральні відносини (Frenemies/Друго-вороги)
- Польщакуля - I will never forget the pain yuo caused me from 14th to 20th centuries and how yuo oppressed my people in the Захід! Stop complaining about the massacres (I'm TERRIBLY sorry, but that's what you get for treating my people like garbage!), Lviv, Ivano-Frankivsk, and Ternopil as they are my cities, and also, my history is more tragic than yours, you're a hypocrite who loves to play the victim card!! But other than that, I appreciate your support, and yuo were one of the first countries to recognize me. Don't try anything funny,
- Німеччинакуля - My great German friend who is my important economic and military partner. But your government is very friendly with vodka...
- Молдовакуля - We are good trading partners that give each other economic privileges. Instead of giving areas to you (which will harm my reputation), you are welcome to the Black Sea for cooperation. Also a member of GUAMball. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my area! Their previous president was a Russophile! I'm glad it's gone. Also, their new president, Sandu, is visiting me at the start of next year. It also supports me on Crimeaball.
- Рохінджакуля - Stop supporting Cataloniaball and hating my friend Israelcube. But know we both hate Myanmarball.
- Румуніякуля - We both hate Russiaball and can into friends, but please talk to me about your canal. I want to see the canal. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my areas! It also recognizes Crimeaball as being part of my clay! Also, ПІВНІЧНА БУКОВИНА IS MINE AND SO IS ZMIYINYY ISLAND, SO SHUT UP.
- Індонезіякуля - it has its own embassy in my clay, like its culture. It hates Myanmarball for a different reason. I don't know why it is a Vodka lover for the same reason many of my citizens like its language.
- Італіякуля - It hates EUball and Germanyball and it likes Russiaball, but at least it supports me on Crimeaball. By the way, thank you for liking our Eurovision 2021 entry! Yours deserved victory too!
- Туніскуля - 1-0 I defeat you but stop hating Spain, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Azerbaijan. Also, stop supporting Palestineball, or I will never be your friend. Anyways, thanks for recognizing Crimeaball as my clay.
- Угорщинакуля and Словаччинакуля - Although we usually maintain good relations nowadays, ZAKARPATTIABALL IS MINE AND NOT YOURS YOU TWO! (I mean, there weren't many Slovaks in that region anyway)
- Бразиліякуля - A wild nation who has a fine relationship with me. Please establish a better relationship with me. You may be a member of the PRICKS, but at least you don't recognize Crimea as part of Russia.
I will not come to Brazil, ХАХАХАХАХАХАХА!But I got rekt and lost by the stupid Baguette by 7-1 in 2020!
- Малайзіякуля - Yuo're cool dude, but I don't steal flag of your child Perlisball! And I don't crush yuor Boeing. It is Philippinesball's sibling too and please dont helping Palestineball ok.
- Іраккуля - Just like Syriaball and Iranball, it is a Vodka lover but at least not an ally of them and you do not recognize Crimeaball as part of Russiaball. It is also friends with some Burger allies (especially Australiaball, Japanball, and South Koreaball).
- Коханець р*сії - Stop supporting Vodka or otherwise, I'll change my status! And by the way, Verka Serduchka is better than Marija Šerifović and should've won Eurovision instead of it! I heard about Crimeaball calling Vojvodinaball Hungarian. And I'm sorry for booing your anthem.
- Йобана маріонетка - It wondered why I betrayed it. I only "betrayed" Russiaball because it stole Crimeaball, wages wars in my eastern clay and treating me like shit overall! At least you did not steal any clay of mine. You are OK... For the time being. Join me and please stop supporting Russiaball.
- Кримкуля - Was annexed against its will. Russiaball is responsible for this not him. I don't blame him. Come back to me soon...
Also, no water for yuo, since you just love being Russian.
- Косовокуля - Despite that I don't recognize you, I like you because you recognize Crimea as mine.
Psst, If it starts getting close with that bully, I might recognize yuo, don't worry.
- Болгаріякуля - Many Bulgarians live in my clay, mostly in my Odesa and Zaporizhzhia oblasts, but stop being friends with Russiaball, or I'll be not your friend! At least it recognizes Crimea as mine.
- Іспаніякуля - 0-4 NEVER FORGET! But is fine because you recognize Crimeaball as mine and we both hate South Africaball. I even don't support Cataloniaball's independence, and we both hate separatists, but stop hating Albaniaball!
- Албаніякуля - Am sorry for not recognizing Kosovoball, but why did you kick Taiwanball from the UNball in 1971? But at least we both hate Iranball.
- Вірменіякуля - Friends with Russia and recognizes Crimea as Russian clay. We both got betrayed by vodka throughout history. You're just strange and I feel sorry for you. And you give the world Kardashians.
- Пакистанкуля - Is a good friend of mine and I give him my T-84s and it gives me economic aid. But I partly hate him because it is a Vodka puppet.
- Volodymyr Zelenskyy - I have mixed opinions on him. Yuo serve in the military and help me fight this asshole, but YUO WERE ONLY ELECTED BECAUSE POROSHENKO WAS A COWARD!!!
- Russiaball -
ТИ ВИРОДОК! ТИ ЗАБРАВ У МЕНЕ КРИМ ТА ПОЧАВ ВІЙНУ НА СХОДІ! ТЕПЕР Є БАГАТО АНІМАЦІЙ, ДЕ ТИ МЕНЕ ОБРАЖАЄШ ТА ЗАВОЙОВУЄШ МЕНЕ НА КАРТАХ, А ТАКОЖ МЕНЕ НЕНАВИДЯТЬ УСІ ТВОЇ ДРУЗІ, ЯКИМ Я НІЧОГО НЕ ЗРОБИВ! І ВСЕ ЦЕ ЧЕРЕЗ ТЕБЕ! ТИ АГРЕСОР! ЗДОХНИ, КУРВО!My "sibling" and neighbor to the Northeast. We are really complicated in our relationship. At first, it gave me thirsty Crimeaball, and we were friends during the Soviet years. After Soviet Unionball's collapse, I gave it its nukes back, and it promised not to take any of my lands. But after all of these years of friendship and cooperation, it attacked me! (But now I know your true form, and you are not my sibling anymore!!!) It took Crimeaball in 2014 I'm glad that Crimean Referendum is considered illegal and invalid by the world,and has previously started a War in Donbass. Yes, I tried, but PLEASE give me Crimea back, get your troops out of my eastern clay, better fuck off from my sight, and most importantly, NEVER COME BACK EVER AGAIN!!! DIE!!!!! AND ALSO FUCK WHAT PUTIN SAYS
- Burundiball, Cambodiaball, Myanmarball, Laosball - Please stop recognizing Crimeaball as part of Russiaball, you poor beggars!
- Venezuelaball, Nicaraguaball, Cubaball, Syriaball, Sudanball, North Koreaball, and Zimbabweball - More slaves of Russiaball and they recognize Crimeaball as a part of Russiaball. Stop it!
- Somaliaball - Why did you withdraw your recognition?!!
- Джордж Сорос - Most of my citizens really hate you, Hungarian Businessman.
- Iranball - ТИ СУЧИЙ ИН! ТИ ЗБИВ МІЙ БОЇНГ 737, вбивши мій екіпаж і 63 КАНАДЦЯ!! ЧОМУ ТИ ЦЕ ЗРОБИВ? ТЕПЕР МИ ТАКЕ З ТОБОЮ ЗРОБИМО! КАНАДА ЗАБЕЗПЕЧЕНА ЗА ТЕБЕ! Оскільки йому доводиться покладатися на допомогу Америки та України через відсутність стосунків між Канадою та Іраном, що ти повинен сказати?! Я ОБОВ'ЯЗУЮ ДІЗНАТИСЯ, ЯКИЙ ІРАНЕЦЬ ЦЕ ЗРОБИВ!! ТАКОЖ, ДЯКУЮ, ЩО ТИ ПОШИРЮЄШ COVID-19 В ЄВРОПУ!! Well, I accepted your apology then, BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET IT!!!
- Даунбас - The death of Alexander Zakharchenko is your doing and yuo are responsible for it! Смерть сєпарюги захарченка це ваше діло і винні в цьому ви! DUMBases!
- Лугандон - Using a communist sign, huh? Who are you anyway?
- Palestineball - I recognize you, but now you are a Russian puppet. Also a fake country who recognize Crimeaball as Russian clay! Go back to Israelcube then!
- Indiaball, Chinaball, and South Africaball - You need to give me more bilateral relationships. Update your agreements please. Also Crimeaball belongs to me, not Russiaball. But india hates Dim sum ok. Знищити цеглу БРІКС! Найгірший альянс!
- Kyrgyzstanball and Ugandaball - They recognize the Crimean "Referendum", which is pretty ugly and stupid..
- Нідерландикуля - I don't care that you're with EU, you're a vodka lover. I won't forgive yuo for the 2016 referendum!
- Ляйпцігкуля - Flag stealer!!!
- Придністров'якуля - Communist riverline area that used to be part of me until the Soviets named it the Moldovan Autonomous Area during the 1920s, then stole Romania's area and proclaimed it Moldovaball. It then left in the 1990s, started a war, became friends with the Russians, and blamed Moldovaball and me for the trouble. YEAH, WE DON'T WANT YOU IN OUR COUNTRY! I AM NOT GOING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT LETTING YOU IN!!
- СРСРкуля - YUO MONSTER! YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY CULTURE AND MY NATION!! IT IS BECAUSE OF YOUR LEGACY I CAN'T BE A BETTER COUNTRY!! YUO KILLED MY PEOPLE BACK IN 1932-1933!! I sleep better knowing that you're burning in hell! хахахахахахахахахаха.
But the funny thing is most of the Soviet leaders were Ukrainian, and from my clay and I was an industrial powerhouse during your time. But still, never forget the Holodomor and all those famines and other persecutions you unleashed on me.
- Нацики - You may have fought against the Soviets, but I still hate you for the war crimes you committed. Enjoy your stay in hell FUCKER! And no people, UPA fought AGAINST those savages!
ХУЙЛО ЛАЛАЛАЛАЛАЛАPutin - YOU UNETHICAL PRESIDENT! HOW DARE YOU INVADE ME WHILE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? YOU WANT MY ATTENTION?! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BE THE NICEST SLAV IN THE WORLD AND SHOW OFF MY BILINGUALISM IN UKRAINIAN AND RUSSIAN AND BE BETTER THAN YOU!!!
- ISISball - REMOVE JIHAD!!!!!
- Western Saharaball - Yuo are a part of Moroccoball AND THAT'S FINAL!!
- Каддафі - I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD VODKA PUPPET! XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
- Englandball - I WANTED TO WIN THE EUROS!!! 4-0 NEVER FORGET!!! Fuck yuo Harry Kane!!!
- Nikocado Avocado - BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? YUO ARE NOT A REAL MUKBANGER YUO JUST WANT TO BE FAT, AND YOU THINK YOU OF SKINNY!! I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK YUO ARE 99.3% UKRAINIAN; AT LEAST TRY SPEAKING SOME UKRAINIAN FOR ME BITCH!! I HOPE MY PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE LIKE YUO!!
- MBC - Why did you make some stereotype about me in Olympics?!
- Petro Poroshenko - Overpromised and underdelivered. Yuo had so much potential to be of best president ever, but yuo blew it all away. Freezing the war only made things worse. The economy is of shit, makes me the unhappiest country in Europe, corruption is still at large, and I don't see the reforms - it's like Yanukovych but with a pro-EU coat of paint! Oh, and now I have to pay debts to IMF... That's it, I'm voting for Zelensky!
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- Its biggest defeat in football was 7-1 to Franceball in the European Qualification of the 2022 World Cup on October 7, 2020. This is the same score where Brazilball got its biggest defeat by 7-1 to Germanyball.
- It was the world's least happiest nation in Europeball.
- It has the world's deepest metro station in its capital.
- They remember about 1986 when a nuclear power plant was blown in its clay.
- It hates it when someone says Crimeaball is Russiaball.
- USAball sometimes confuses Ukraineball as UKball because its name starts with U and K and ends with "raine."
How to draw
Drawing Ukraineball is very simple:
- Draw a circle
- Then draw a blue/yellow stripe in the center and then color the flag.
- Put eyes, and you're finished.
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