| “ | Peace, dignity and equality on a healthy planet. | ” |
— The Official UN Website
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| “ | I will sleep until WW3, hope I will die while sleeping. Useless organization. | ” |
— UNball
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UNball, officially the United Nationsball, is an inter-countryball club (an intergovernmental organization) created after 
Nazi Germanyball's and 
Japanball's mental breakdowns. Its parent was 
League of Nationsball, and now its task is to ensure world stability and equal human rights.
One could say that the United Nations is nothing but a joke, which is true actually, a show of the Big Five flexing their muscles and throwing the bought votes around, arguing about who is the good guy.
Like the League of Nations, United Nations is failing too. It is too depressed because it is considered useless despite trying its best to bring peace to the world so it tried all kinds of ways to kill himself but since it was an organization it was only ended by a treaty. The question is: when will it explode?
Relationships
Founding Members/Security Council
United States of America, The Cool One - My headquarters are situated in 
NYC! Also the parent of my 
parent! So technically you're my grandad (via President Woodrow Wilson) and my parent (via FDR) at the same time?! 
Alabamian logic if you ask me.
People's Republic of China, The Communist One - The true China, we'll always deny that 
faker a second chance in membership! Although, they are kind of a bad person with 
Hong Kong, and their 
Uyghurs! And also, they have *cough* *cough* too much smoke... *cough* *cough* And invented corona... *cough* *cough* They make irreverent comments about their glorious history in meetings.
Russian Federation, The Big One - Occupies the most clay, and is the third major military power. And get the hell out of 
Ukraine! They're not a pathetic buffer state, not a mini-Ruski or Neo-Nazi without a role in the council, they're a fully sovereign nation just like our other 191 full members! They always oppose the US's ideas during meetings but I have a feeling they secretly love each other.
French Republic, The Fighting One - I hate how it's become a stereotype that they're that one guy who always abandons midway in a war. Their nation has a strong naval tradition and violent history, almost no surrenders involved! Also, on a completely irrelevant note, they make lovely baguettes! They barely get a say during meetings anymore.
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, The Intellectual One - Spent most of their life oppressing natives and colonizing their land... Isn't that bad now, however. They're the one who keeps everything nice and orderly during meetings and prevents fights.
Friends
Almost every single countryball and some organizations on 
Earthball, but the most relevant are:
- League of Nationsball - Papa, failed to prevent WW2, so I can't let anything bad happen
EUball - I Let both of its principle core 
members do most of the peacekeeping' work. I hope I have the same authority as it. Even tho, they were doing worse when modernizing.
AUball - I am glad that everyone joined and that you guys economy is improving! If there's a problem, we can help you!
Portugalball - Current secretary-general.
Somaliaball - We have the same color schemes and I gib it weekly aid.
South Koreaball - Actually did something by sending Franceball, UKball, 
Türkiyeball, 
Philippinesball and many others in order to help them fight against 
North Koreaball and Chinaball during the Korean War. Also thanks for sending BTS to perform at the General Assembly, hopefully this can help contribute for world peace to the next generation.
Vaticanball - The only country in the world not in the United Nations (even though we do have the Holy See).
ASEANball - Asian friends and friends of EUball.(well most of your members).
Maldivesball - We will help you prevent global warming. You're welcome. I can into Paris Climate Agreement.
Palestineball - Almost into UN but 
Israelcube doesn't allow it in. But don't worry we will free you from all the trouble as long as you're still an observer.
Haitiball - Don't worry pal, I will save you from all those crisis, earthquakes, and many problems that you are still facing!
Neutral
Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingya, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.- North Koreaball - Stop with that aggression! I'll give you more sanctions if you don't stop! Stop nuking!
- Israelcube - Always committing human rights violations and killing children against Palestineball. Also stop claiming you're "the chosen one"
Indonesiaball - Once a permanent member but then it left to better relations with its sibling and joined again, so now it is a non - permanent security member and also stop bullying Timor!- Taiwanball - Look, I'm sorry for kicking you out but you can't rejoin until you got your problems with Chinaball solved.
Tringapore - Listen, you violated several of my laws, but you are of having good intelligence and happiness in your country, so guess you are okay.
Enemies
ISISball - Hi, there! You died! Now you are removed! You are scum.
Afghanistanball - I am currently imposing sanctions on this terrorist occupied countryball.
Kosovoball - I cannot recognize you because 
your parent, two of my masters and a vast majority of my member states and observer states will hate me. Thanks but no thanks!
Sealandball - I WILL NOT RECOGNIZE YOU!
Molossiaball - I'm not recognizing you either, you deluded nutcase! And no, I'm not helping you invade Ernst Thälmann Islandball!- CONEFOball - Soekarno? You dare oppose me with this?
Omae wa moushinderu!
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UN Security Council
The Big Five
Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.
- USAball - The Sole Superpower.
- Chinaball - The Economic Superpower.
- Russiaball - The Military Superpower.
- Franceball - The Atomic Gaming.
- UKball - The Knowledgeable.
The G4
Most improbable candidates for a permanent seat.
Indiaball - Bollywood.
Japanball - Technology and ANIMES. Oh, you get suffered by Earthquakes? We will aid you always!- Germanyball - Has too much car. Vroom Vroom!
Brazilball - Great Football team
2021's Non Permanent Members
Estoniaball- Indiaball - Member of the G4.
Irelandball
Kenyaball
Nigerball
Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
Tunisiaball
Vietnamball- Indonesiaball (Was previously permanent but then left and then rejoined)
Norwayball
Mexicoball
Former Members
- Republic of China (replaced with People's Republic of China)
Czechoslovakia (dissolved)
German Democratic Republic (unified with West Germany to create Germany)
Federation of Malaya (joined up with other countryballs and became Malaysia)
Tanganyika and 
Zanzibar (became 
Tanzania)
Soviet Union (dissolved)
United Arab Republic (split into 
Egypt and Syria)
Yemen and 
Democratic Yemen (became 
Yemen)
Yugoslavia (dissolved)
Observers
- Vaticanball - I love that hat! I have to get them to gimme one some time! You're free to join if you want!
- : I don't need into UN, people recognize me anyways.
- Palestineball- Idk about you, but don't worry I will free you from murder.
Yes I'm talking to you UKball 
Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball- Why are you here, you cannot into clay.
Disputed States not in the UN
- Sealandball - Nobody recognizes you.
- Kosovoball - Not to be rude, but Serbia and its dozens of friends said no.
Abkhaziaball and 
South Ossetiaball - Only Russiaball, 
Venezuelaball, 
Nicaraguaball, 
Nauruball, Syriaball, and 
Vanuatuball (Abkhazia only) recognize you. 
Transnistriaball - No recognition, except from some separatists regions.
Northern Cyprusball - Nobody except your parent recognizes you.
Artsakhball - Only some American states recognize you.
Somalilandball - Receive recognition plox.
Western Saharaball - very appropriate nameSorry, most of the people do not recognize you.- Taiwanball - Sorry, but your sibling and Russiaball said no, but the USA is trying to get you into me.
Bougainvilleball - You will get independence by 2027. Play the waiting game.
Gallery
See also
References
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