|“||Peace, dignity and equality on a healthy planet.||”|
— The Official UN Website
|“||I will sleep until WW3, hope I will die while sleeping. Useless organization.||”|
UNball, or the United Nationsball is an inter-countryball club (an intergovernmental organization) created after Nazi Germanyball's and Japanball's mental breakdowns. His father was League of Nationsball, and now his task is to ensure world stability and equal human rights.
One could say that the United Nations is nothing but a joke, which is true actually, a show of the Big Five flexing their muscles and throwing the bought votes around, arguing about who is the good guy.
Like the League of Nations, United Nations is failing too. He is too depressed because he is considered useless despite trying his best to bring peace to the world so he tried all kinds of ways to kill himself but since he was an organization he was only ended by a treaty. The question is: when will it explode?
- USAball - One of the founders. Also, my building is there.
- Chinaball - Permanent member, only *cough* *cough* too much smoke and corona..
- Russiaball - Permanent member, and is also third major military power.
- Franceball - Permanent member, nice baguette!
- UKball - Permanent member, father of the major league founder of me.
Almost every single countryball and some organizations on Earthball, but the most relevant are:
- League of Nationsball - Papa, failed to prevent WW2, so I can't let anything bad happen
- EUball - I Let both of his principle core members do most of the peacekeeping' work. I hope I have the same authority as him. Even tho, they were doing worse when modernizing.
- AUball - I am glad that everyone joined and that you guys economy is improving! If there's a problem, we can help yuo!
- Portugalball - Current secretary-general.
- Somaliaball - We have the same color schemes and I gib him weekly aid.
- South Koreaball - Actually did something by sending Franceball, UKball, Turkeyball, Philippinesball and many others in order to help them fight against North Koreaball and Chinaball during the Korean War. Also thanks for sending BTS to perform at the General Assembly, hopefully this can help contribute for world peace to the next generation.
- Vaticanball - The only country in the world not in the United Nations (even though we do have the Holy See).
- ASEANball - Asian friends and friends of EUball.(well most of your members).
- Maldivesball - We will help you prevent global warming. You're welcome I can into Paris Climate Agreement.
- Palestineball - Almost into UN but Israelcube doesn't allow it in. But don’t worry we will free you from all the trouble as long as you’re still an observer.
- Haitiball - Don't worry pal, I will save you from all those crisis, earthquakes, and many problems that you are still facing!
- Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingya, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.
- North Koreaball - Stop with that aggression! I'll give you more sanctions if you don't stop! Stop nuking!!!!
- Israelcube - Always committing human rights violations and killing children against Palestineball. Also stop claiming you're "the chosen one"
- Philippinesball - You protected your country during the Asian war. You are good... Well, I forgive you for threatening me to leave me. Just don't do it again, OK? Also, please tell your president to stop criticizing us, OK?
- Indonesiaball - Once a permanent member but then he left to better relations with his brother and joined again, so now he is a non - permanent security member and also stop bullying Timor!
- Taiwanball - Look, I'm sorry for kicking you out but you can't rejoin until you got your problems with Chinaball solved.
- Tringapore - Listen, you violated several of my laws, but you are of having good intelligence and happiness in yuor country, so guess you are okay.
- ISISball - Hi there you died! Now yuo are removed! You are scum.
- Kosovoball - I cannot recognize you because your dad, two of my masters and a vast majority of my member states and observer states will hate me. Thanks but no thanks!
- Sealandball - I WILL NOT RECOGNIZE YUO!!!
- CONEFOball - Soekarno Minion good thing yuo are already dead
omae wa moushinderu!!!!!!
- Vanuatuball - Hey yuo, stop commiting Indonesiaball about Papua!!
or else i will suspend yuo as a membership
UN Security Council
The Big Five
Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.
- USAball - The Sole Superpower
- Chinaball - The Economic Superpower
- Russiaball - The Military Superpower
- Franceball - The Atomic Gaming
- UKball - The Knowledgeable
improbable candidates for a permanent seat.
- Indiaball - Bollywood.
- Japanball - Technology and ANIMES. Oh you get suffered by Earthquakes? We will aid you always!
- Germanyball - Has too much car. Vroom Vroom!
- Brazilball - Great Football team
2021's Non Permanent Members
- Indiaball - Member of the G4.
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
- Indonesiaball (Was previously permanent but then left and then rejoined)
- Republic of China (replaced with People's Republic of China)
- Czechoslovakia (dissolved)
- German Democratic Republic (unified with West Germany to create Germany)
- Federation of Malaya (joined up with other countryballs and became Malaysia)
- Tanganyika and Zanzibar (became Tanzania)
- Soviet Union (dissolved)
- United Arab Republic (split into Egypt and Syria)
- Yemen and Democratic Yemen (became Yemen)
- Yugoslavia (dissolved)
- Vaticanball- I love that hat! I have to get them to gimme one some time! You're free to join if you want!
- Palestineball- Idk about you, but don’t worry I will free you from murder.
Yes I’m talking to you UKball
- Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball- Why are you here, you cannot into clay.
Disputed States not in the UN
- Sealandball - Nobody recognizes you.
- Kosovoball- Not to be rude, but Serbia and his dozens of friends said no.
- Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - Only Russiaball, Venezuelaball, Nicaraguaball, Nauruball, Syriaball, and Vanuatuball (Abkhazia only) recognize you.
- Transnistriaball - No recognition, but only from some separatists regions.
- Northern Cyprusball - Nobody except your father recognizes you.
- Artsakhball - Only some American states recognize you.
- Somalilandball - Receive recognition plox.
- Western Saharaball -
very appropriate nameSorry, most of the people do not recognize you,
- Taiwanball - Sorry, but your brother said no. But, the USA is trying to get you into me.
- Bougainvilleball - Hmm, it looks like you got independence, big time. Now Papua New Guineaball needs to accept your independence.
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