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    "Let mortals beware of words, With words we lie, Can say peace When we mean war."
     
    W.H. Auden, as part of the Hymn to the United Nations.
    Peace, dignity and equality on a healthy planet.
     
    — The Official UN Website
    Also just invited BTS to perform in the General Assembly.
    I will sleep until WW3, hope I will die while sleeping. Useless organization.
     
    — UNball

    The United Nationsball (UNball) is an inter-countryball club (an intergovernmental organization) created after Nazi Germanyball's and Japanball's mental breakdowns. Its parent was League of Nationsball, and now its task is to ensure world stability and equal human rights.

    One could say that the United Nations is nothing but a joke, which is true actually, a show of the Big Five flexing their muscles and throwing the bought votes around, arguing about who is the good guy.

    Like the League of Nations, United Nations is failing too. It is too depressed because it is considered useless despite trying its best to bring peace to the world so it tried all kinds of ways to kill himself but since it was an organization it was only ended by a treaty.

    The real question is: 'When will it explode?'

    Relationships

    Founding Members/Security Council

    • The United States of America, The Cool One - My headquarters are situated in NYC! Also the parent of my parent! So technically you're my grandad (via President Woodrow Wilson) and my parent (via FDR) at the same time?! Alabamian logic if you ask me. It's the one that proposes everything in meetings.
    • The People's Republic of China, The Communist One - But it already is an empire of capitalist now. (HOLY! all my stuff is made from CHINA???). The only developing country has developed 5G and still pretends to be poor!Communist skin. Its former premier Zhou Enlai really appreciate me who had respectable appeal! It deeply stabbed my heart when I heard he passed away in 1976. RIP Mr.Zhou, I'll miss you. And I'll always deny that fake country a second chance in membership! However, it seems to be kind of a bad guy with its *cough* *cough* Uyghurs! And also, they have *cough* *cough* too much smoke... Hope it can solve these problems...
    • The. Russian Federation, The Big One - Occupies the most clay, and is the third major military power. You have the most clay, but stop bullying Ukraine! It's not a pathetic buffer state, not a mini-Ruski or Neo-Nazi without a role in the council, they're a fully sovereign nation just like our other 191 full members! It always opposes the US's ideas during meetings but I have a feeling they secretly love each other. Gay logic. REMOVE GAY.
    •  The French Republic, The Fighting One - I hate how it's become a stereotype that it is that one guy who always abandons midway in a war. Its nation has a strong naval tradition and violent history, almost no surrenders involved! Also, on a completely irrelevant note, It makes lovely baguettes! Sadly, It barely get a say during meetings anymore.
    •  The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, The Intellectual One - Spent most of it's life oppressing natives and colonizing their land... it isn't that bad now, however. It is the one who keeps everything nice and orderly during meetings and prevents fights.

    Friends

    Almost every single countryball and some organizations on Earthball, but the most relevant are:

    • League of Nationsball - Papa, failed to prevent WW2, so I can't let anything bad happen.
    • IAEAball - I almost forgot it was my son. It sometimes helps prevent nuclear reactor explosions or nuclear bomb explosions.
    • UNICEFball - My son is in a mess at work.
    • EUball - I Let both of its principle core members do most of the peacekeeping' work. I hope I have the same authority as it. Even tho, they were doing worse when modernizing.
    • AUball - I am glad that everyone joined and that you guys economy is improving! If there's a problem, we can help you!
    • Portugalball - Current secretary-general.
    • Somaliaball - We have the same color schemes and I gib it weekly aid.
    • South Koreaball - Actually did something by sending Franceball, UKball, Türkiyeball, Philippinesball and many others in order to help them fight against North Koreaball and Chinaball during the Korean War. Also thanks for sending BTS to perform at the General Assembly, hopefully this can help contribute for world peace to the next generation.
    • Vaticanball - One of the countries not in the United Nations (even though we do have the Holy See).
    • ASEANball - Asian friends and friends of EUball. (well most of your members).
    • DR Congoball & Mozambiqueball - Poor Congo and Mozabique, always been at war since forever. Thankfully, the latter is now at peace.
    • Timor-Lesteball - I had to intervene in it to free it from INDOMIE. You're welcome.
    •  Maldivesball - We will help you prevent global warming. You're welcome. I can into Paris Climate Agreement.
    • Palestineball - Almost into UN but Israelcube doesn't allow it in. But don't worry we will free you from all the trouble as long as you're still an observer.
    • Haitiball - Don't worry pal, I will save you from all those crisis, earthquakes, and many problems that you are still facing!
    • NATOball - Mercenary Let this guy help me invade "peacekeeping".
    • Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - The Srebrenica massacre is none of my business! I'm sorry I couldn't come in handy.

    Neutral

    • Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingyas, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.
    • North Koreaball - Stop with that aggression! I'll give you more sanctions if you don't stop! Stop nuking!
    •  Israelcube - Always committing human rights violations and killing Palestineball's children. Also, stop claiming you're "the chosen one".
    • Indonesiaball - Once a permanent member but then it left to better relations with its sibling and joined again, so now it is a non-permanent security member and you must stop bullying Timor-Lesteball!
    • Taiwanball - Listen, you can't rejoin until you got your problems with mainland solved.
    • Tringapore - Listen, you violated several of my laws, but you are of having good intelligence and happiness in your country, so guess you are okay.

    Enemies

    • ISISball - Hi, there! You died! Now you are removed! You are scum.
    • Afghanistanball - I am currently imposing sanctions on this terrorist occupied countryball.
    • Kosovoball - I cannot recognize you because your parent, two of my masters and a vast majority of my member states and observer states will hate me. Thanks but no thanks!
    • Sealandball - You're too small for being an independent country. So, no, I will NOT recognize you. Sorry but goodbye forever.
    • Molossiaball - I'm not recognizing you either, you deluded nutcase! And no, I'm not helping you invade Ernst Thälmann Islandball!
    • CONEFOball - Soekarno? You dare oppose me with this?

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Cerulean 0, 158, 219 C100-M28-Y0-K14 #009EDB
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF


    UN Security Council

    The Big Five

    Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.Five Rascals

    The G4

    The ball that is most likely to become my new master, but the old master has already said no, so shut up.

    • Indiaball - Bollywood.
    • Japanball - Technology and ANIMES. Oh, you get suffered by Earthquakes? We will aid you always!
    • Germanyball - Has too much car. Vroom Vroom!
    • Brazilball - Great Football team and Carnival.

    2023 Other Security Council Members

    Former Members

    Observers

    Disputed States not in the UN

    Trivia

    • UNball has so far lowered its flag at half mast for the great men when heard them passed away. They respectively are: Mahatma Gandhi (1 day), Joseph Stalin (1 day), Dag Hammarskjöld (1 day), Martin Luther King (1 day), Zhou Enlai (7 days, longest), Zhu De (2 days), Mao Zedong (1 day), Song Qinglin (0.5 days), Yitzhak Rabin (1 day), Mother Teresa (1 day), Deng Xiaoping (1 day), Bilandra (1 day), Kabira (1 day), Sérgio Vieira de Mello (1 day), Yasser Arafat (1 day), Du Zhaoyu and four others (1 day), Sabat Khalid (1 day), Kim Jong-ll (1 day).

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of UNball.

    Click here to see it.


    See also


    References

    ja:国連 pl:UNball pl:UNball zh:联合国球 zh:联合国球

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