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|“||Peace, dignity and equality on a healthy planet.||”|
— The Official UN Website
|“||I will sleep until WW3, hope I will die while sleeping. Useless organization.||”|
UNball, or the United Nationsball is an inter-countryball club (an intergovernmental organization) created after Nazi Germanyball's and Japanball's mental breakdowns. His father was League of Nationsball, and now his task is to ensure world stability and equal human rights.
One could say that the United Nations is nothing but a joke, which is true actually, a show of the Big Five flexing their muscles and throwing the bought votes around, arguing about who is the good guy.
Like the League of Nations, United Nations is failing too. He is too depressed because he is considered useless despite trying his best to bring peace to the world so he tried all kinds of ways to kill himself but since he was an organization he was only ended by a treaty. The question is: when will it explode?
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
Almost every single countryball and some organizations on Earthball, but the most relevant are:
- League of Nationsball - Papa, failed to prevent WW2, so I can't let anything bad happen
- Afghanistanball - I'm so sorry I couldn't save you. I didn't know you would die so easily (sobs loudly and uncontrollably) Why did I let you die like this. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!!!!
- EUball - I Let both of his principle core members do most of the peacekeeping' work. I hope I have the same authority as him
- AUball - I am glad that everyone joined and that you guys economy is improving!
- Portugalball - Current secretary-general.
- Russiaball - Permanent member
- Chinaball - Permanent member
- Franceball - Permanent member
- UKball - Permanent member
- Somaliaball - We have the same color schemes and I gib him weekly aid.
- South Koreaball - Actually did something by sending Franceball, UKball, Turkeyball, Philippinesball and many others in order to help them fight against North Koreaball and Chinaball during the Korean War.
- USAball - One of the founders. Also, my building is there.
- Vaticanball - The only country in the world not in the United Nations (even though we do have the Holy See).
- ASEANball - Asian friends and friends of EUball.(well most of your members).
- Maldivesball - We will help you prevent global warming. You're welcome I can into Paris Climate Agreement.
Neutral[edit | edit source]
- Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingya, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.
- North Koreaball - Stop with that aggression! I'll give you more sanctions if you don't stop! Stop nuking!!!!
- Palestineball - Almost into UN but Israelcube doesn't allow it in.
- Israelcube -
The kebab countryballs forced me to say that it isalways committing human rights violations against Palestineball Your wish is my command, my chosen one.
- Philippinesball - You protected your country during the Asian war. You are good... Well, I forgive you for threatening me to leave me. Just don't do it again, OK? Also, please tell your president to stop criticizing us, OK?
- Taiwanball - Look, I'm sorry for kicking you out but you can't rejoin until you got your problems with Chinaball solved.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- ISISball - Hi there you died! Now yuo are removed! You are scum.
- Kosovoball - I cannot recognize you because your dad, two of my masters and a vast majority of my member states and observer states will hate me. Thanks but no thanks!
- Sealandball - I WILL NOT RECONGIZE YUO!!!
- CONEFOball - Soekarno Minion good thing yuo are already dead
omae wa moushinderu!!!!!!
- Soekarno - My Member's first president who is want to be a communist and yuo hate one of my member for Colonialism and Imperialims!! and War!! good thing he is gone!!
UN Security Council[edit | edit source]
The Big Five[edit | edit source]
Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.
- USAball - The Sole Superpower
- Chinaball - The Economic Superpower
- Russiaball - The Military Superpower
- Franceball - The Atomic Gaming
- UKball - The Knowledgeable
The G4[edit | edit source]
improbable candidates for a permanent seat.
- Indiaball - Bollywood.
- Japanball - Technology and ANIMES. Oh you get suffered by Earthquakes? We will aid you always!
- Germanyball - Has much car. Vroom Vroom!
- Brazilball - Great Football team
2022's Non Permanent Members[edit | edit source]
- Brazilball - Member of the G4.
- Indiaball - Member of the G4.
- United Arab Emiratesball
Former Members[edit | edit source]
- Republic of Chinaball (1912-1949) and later Taiwanball (1949-1971) (replaced with PRCball)
- Czechoslovakiaball (dissolved)
- East Germanyball (unified with West Germanyball to create Germanyball)
- Malayaball (joined up with other countryballs and became Malaysiaball)
- North Yemenball (joined Yemenball)
- Tanganyikaball (became Tanzaniaball)
- South Yemenball (joined Yemenball)
- Soviet Unionball (dissolved)
- United Arab Republicball (split into Egyptball and Syriaball)
- Yugoslaviaball (dissolved)
- Zanzibarball (joined Tanzaniaball)
Observers[edit | edit source]
- Vaticanball- I love your clothes! gimme one! I don’t need into UNball, people recognize me anyways!
- Palestineball- Wait, I cannot join because... (reads rules
which are totally not written by Israelcube)
- Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball- Why are you here, you cannot into clay.
Disputed States not in the UN[edit | edit source]
- Kosovoball- Not to be rude, but Serbia has many countries against yuo!!
- Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - Only Russiaball, Venezuelaball, Nicaraguaball, Nauruball, Syriaball, and Vanuatuball (Abkhazia only) recognize you.
- Transnistriaball - No recognition, but only from some separatists regions.
- Northern Cyprusball - Nobody except your father recognizes you.
- Artsakhball - Only some American states recognize you.
- Somalilandball - Receive recognition plox.
- Western Saharaball -
very appropriate nameSorry, most of the people do not recognize you,
- Taiwanball - Sorry, but your brother said no. But, the USA is trying to get you into me.
- Bougainvilleball - Hmm, it looks like you got independence, big time. Now Papua New Guineaball needs to accept your independence.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
| United |
|Specialized agencies||FAOball • ICAOball • IFADball • ILOball • IMOball • IMFball • ITUball • UNESCOball • UNIDOball • UPUball • WBGball ( IBRDball • IFCball • IDAball) • WHOball • WIPOball • WMOball • WFPball • UNWTOball • CTBTOball • IAEAball • OPCWball • WTOball • UNPAball • UNICEFball • WWFball|
|Regional commissions||ECEball • ECAball • ECLACball • ESCAPball • ESCWAball|
|Former Entities||League of Nationsball|
|Shaping our future Together! |
|International||BRICSbrick • Commonwealthball • IMFball • NAMball • OECDball • OPECball • UNball (template) • CPLPball • File:Olympic-icon.png IOCball • OIFball|
|Regional||ACSBall • African Unionball • ALBAball • Arab Leagueball • Arab Maghreb Unionball • Arctic Councilball • ASEANball • Baltic Assemblyball • Beneluxball • CARICOMball • CEFTAball • CISball • Danube Commissionball• East African Communityball • ECOball • EFTAball • EUball • Eurasian Unionball • IMFball • Nordic Councilball • OASball • OICball • OSCEball • Pacific Allianceball • Pacific Communityball • PARLACENball • SAARCball • SICAball • Turkic Councilball • Union for the Mediterraneanball • USMCAball • Visegrád Groupball|
|Military alliances||CSTOball • NATOball (template)• SCOball (template)|
|Historical||League of Nationsball • Comeconball • ECSCball • WEUball • SEATOball • Warsaw Pactball • EECball • Latin Unionball • UNASURball|