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    Peace, dignity and equality on a healthy planet.
     
    — The Official UN Website
    I will sleep until WW3, hope I will die while sleeping. Useless organization.
     
    — UNball

    UNball, or the United Nationsball is an inter-countryball club (an intergovernmental organization) created after Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanball's mental breakdowns. His father was League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball, and now his task is to ensure world stability and equal human rights.

    One could say that the United Nations is nothing but a joke, which is true actually, a show of the Big Five flexing their muscles and throwing the bought votes around, arguing about who is the good guy.

    Like the League of Nations, United Nations is failing too. He is too depressed because he is considered useless despite trying his best to bring peace to the world so he tried all kinds of ways to kill himself but since he was an organization he was only ended by a treaty. The question is: when will it explode?

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    Almost every single countryball and some organizations on Earth-icon.png Earthball, but the most relevant are:

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingya, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Stop with that aggression! I'll give you more sanctions if you don't stop! Stop nuking!!!!
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Almost into UN but Israel-icon.png Israelcube doesn't allow it in.
    • Israel-icon.png IsraelcubeThe kebab countryballs forced me to say that it is always committing human rights violations against Palestine-icon.png Palestineball Your wish is my command, my chosen one.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - You protected your country during the Asian war. You are good... Well, I forgive you for threatening me to leave me. Just don't do it again, OK? Also, please tell your Duterte-icon.png president to stop criticizing us, OK?
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Look, I'm sorry for kicking you out but you can't rejoin until you got your problems with China-icon.png Chinaball solved.

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Hi there you died! Now yuo are removed! You are scum.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I cannot recognize you because Serbia-icon.png your dad, Russia-icon.pngChina-icon.png two of my masters and a vast majority of my member states and observer states will hate me. Thanks but no thanks!
    • Sealand-icon.png Sealandball - I WILL NOT RECONGIZE YUO!!!
    • CONEFOball - Soekarno Minion good thing yuo are already dead omae wa moushinderu!!!!!!
    • Soekarno - My Member's first president who is want to be a communist and yuo hate Malaysia-icon.png one of my member for Colonialism and Imperialims!! and War!! good thing he is gone!!

    UN Security Council[edit | edit source]

    The Big Five[edit | edit source]

    Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.

    The G4[edit | edit source]

    Most improbable candidates for a permanent seat.

    2022's Non Permanent Members[edit | edit source]

    Former Members[edit | edit source]


    Observers[edit | edit source]

    Disputed States not in the UN[edit | edit source]

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of UNball.

    Click here to see it.




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