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    Peace, dignity and equality on a healthy planet.
     
    — The Official UN Website
    Also just invited BTS to perform in the General Assembly.
    I will sleep until WW3, hope I will die while sleeping. Useless organization.
     
    — UNball

    UN-icon.png UNball, officially the United Nationsball, is an inter-countryball club (an intergovernmental organization) created after Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanball's mental breakdowns. Its parent was League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball, and now its task is to ensure world stability and equal human rights.

    One could say that the United Nations is nothing but a joke, which is true actually, a show of the Big Five flexing their muscles and throwing the bought votes around, arguing about who is the good guy.

    Like the League of Nations, United Nations is failing too. It is too depressed because it is considered useless despite trying its best to bring peace to the world so it tried all kinds of ways to kill himself but since it was an organization it was only ended by a treaty. The question is: when will it explode?

    Relationships

    Founding Members/Security Council

    • USA-icon.png United States of America, The Cool One - My headquarters are situated in NYC-icon.png NYC! Also the parent of my League of Nations-icon.png parent! So technically you're my grandad (via President Woodrow Wilson) and my parent (via FDR) at the same time?! Alabama-icon.png Alabamian logic if you ask me. They're the one that proposes everything in meetings.
    • China-icon.png People's Republic of China, The Communist One - The true China, we'll always deny that Taiwan-icon.png faker a second chance in membership! Although, they are kind of a bad person with Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kong, and their Uyghur-icon.png Uyghurs! And also, they have *cough* *cough* too much smoke... *cough* *cough* And invented corona... *cough* *cough* They make irreverent comments about their glorious history in meetings.
    • Russia-icon.png Russian Federation, The Big One - Occupies the most clay, and is the third major military power. And get the hell out of Ukraine-icon.png Ukraine! They're not a pathetic buffer state, not a mini-Ruski or Neo-Nazi without a role in the council, they're a fully sovereign nation just like our other 191 full members! They always oppose the US's ideas during meetings but I have a feeling they secretly love each other.
    • France-icon.png French Republic, The Fighting One - I hate how it's become a stereotype that they're that one guy who always abandons midway in a war. Their nation has a strong naval tradition and violent history, almost no surrenders involved! Also, on a completely irrelevant note, they make lovely baguettes! They barely get a say during meetings anymore.
    • UK-icon.png United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, The Intellectual One - Spent most of their life oppressing natives and colonizing their land... Isn't that bad now, however. They're the one who keeps everything nice and orderly during meetings and prevents fights.

    Friends

    Almost every single countryball and some organizations on Earth-icon.png Earthball, but the most relevant are:

    • League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball - Papa, failed to prevent WW2, so I can't let anything bad happen
    • EU-icon.png EUball - I Let both of its principle France-icon.png core Germany-icon.png members do most of the peacekeeping' work. I hope I have the same authority as it. Even tho, they were doing worse when modernizing.
    • African Union-icon.png AUball - I am glad that everyone joined and that you guys economy is improving! If there's a problem, we can help you!
    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Current secretary-general.
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - We have the same color schemes and I gib it weekly aid.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Actually did something by sending France-icon.png Franceball, UK-icon.png UKball, Türkiye-icon.png Türkiyeball, Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball and many others in order to help them fight against North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball and China-icon.png Chinaball during the Korean War. Also thanks for sending BTS to perform at the General Assembly, hopefully this can help contribute for world peace to the next generation.
    • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - The only country in the world not in the United Nations (even though we do have the Holy See).
    • ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball - Asian friends and friends of EUball.(well most of your members).
    • Maldives-icon.png Maldivesball - We will help you prevent global warming. You're welcome. I can into Paris Climate Agreement.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Almost into UN but Israel-icon.png Israelcube doesn't allow it in. But don't worry we will free you from all the trouble as long as you're still an observer.
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Don't worry pal, I will save you from all those crisis, earthquakes, and many problems that you are still facing!

    Neutral

    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingya, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Stop with that aggression! I'll give you more sanctions if you don't stop! Stop nuking!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Always committing human rights violations and killing children against Palestine-icon.png Palestineball. Also stop claiming you're "the chosen one"
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Once a permanent member but then it left to better relations with its sibling and joined again, so now it is a non - permanent security member and also stop bullying Timor!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Look, I'm sorry for kicking you out but you can't rejoin until you got your problems with China-icon.png Chinaball solved.
    • Singapore-icon.pngTringapore - Listen, you violated several of my laws, but you are of having good intelligence and happiness in your country, so guess you are okay.

    Enemies

    UN Security Council

    The Big Five

    Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.

    The G4

    Most improbable candidates for a permanent seat.

    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Bollywood.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Technology and ANIMES. Oh, you get suffered by Earthquakes? We will aid you always!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Has too much car. Vroom Vroom!
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Great Football team

    2021's Non Permanent Members

    Former Members

    Observers

    Disputed States not in the UN

    Gallery

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    See also


    For more templates, see UNball/A-M and UNball/N-Z.

    References

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