UNball

United Nationsball Boule des Nations Unies Bola de las Naciones Unidas Организация Объединённых нацийшар 联合国球 الكرة للأمم المتحدة
←    October 24, 1945 – {{#if:||Present
War is bad, but peace is good.
General information
Government	Intergovernmental organization
Personality	Useless, nice, kindhearted, peaceful, idealistic, sleeper, dreamer, suicidal, globalist, empathetic
Language	Russian Chinese French Spanish English Arabic All Languages
Type	Organization
Capital	New York Cityball
Affiliation	Earthball
Religion	All Religions
Relations and opinions
Positive relationships	Almost everyone really, but especially: USAball Franceball Russiaball Chinaball (sometimes) UKball (sometimes) Palestineball (Keeps demanding independence...) EUball NATOball My son who is expert of culture and traditional My other son who is A Medical My twin siblings Who work Just like NATO
Negative relationships	ISISball (Everyone knows why) Republic of Chinaball(from 1971) Fascismball (always inhumane) THE WORST Rodrigo Duterte(sometimes, stop criticizing us) Tringapore (sometimes as they broke several UN laws) North Koreaball (sometimes, always pushing limits with the nukes) Syriaball (Sometimes) Myanmarball (Sometimes) Kosovoball Tedros Adhanon (Taiwan wasn't crazy) Soekarno (During Confrontation 1963-1965) Stop making conflict (sometimes) My Rival, Also a copycat
Likes	World Stability, Peace, Negotiations, debating.
Dislikes	Violence, war, terrorism, extremism, fanaticism, nuclear weapons, weapons in general, CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS, CORONAVIRUS.
Historical information
Preceded by	League of Nationsball
Is of importants
Can into space?	with help of USAball and others
Börk	Peace Peace
Food	All foods
Status
Getting COVID-19 cure FREE
Notes
Vaccines are coming out now

“	Peace, dignity and equality on a healthy planet.	”
	— The Official UN Website

“	I will sleep until WW3, hope I will die while sleeping. Useless organization.	”
	— UNball

UNball, or the United Nationsball is an inter-countryball club (an intergovernmental organization) created after Nazi Germanyball's and Japanball's mental breakdowns. His father was League of Nationsball, and now his task is to ensure world stability and equal human rights.

One could say that the United Nations is nothing but a joke, which is true actually, a show of the Big Five flexing their muscles and throwing the bought votes around, arguing about who is the good guy.

Like the League of Nations, United Nations is failing too. He is too depressed because he is considered useless despite trying his best to bring peace to the world so he tried all kinds of ways to kill himself but since he was an organization he was only ended by a treaty. The question is: when will it explode?

Relationships

Friends

Almost every single countryball and some organizations on Earthball, but the most relevant are:

• League of Nationsball - Papa, failed to prevent WW2, so I can't let anything bad happen
• Afghanistanball - I'm so sorry I couldn't save you. I didn't know you would die so easily (sobs loudly and uncontrollably) Why did I let you die like this. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!!!!
• EUball - I Let both of his principle core members do most of the peacekeeping' work. I hope I have the same authority as him
• AUball - I am glad that everyone joined and that you guys economy is improving!
• Portugalball - Current secretary-general.
• Russiaball - Permanent member
• Chinaball - Permanent member
•  Franceball - Permanent member
•  UKball - Permanent member
• Somaliaball - We have the same color schemes and I gib him weekly aid.
• South Koreaball - Actually did something by sending Franceball, UKball, Turkeyball, Philippinesball and many others in order to help them fight against North Koreaball and Chinaball during the Korean War.
• USAball - One of the founders. Also, my building is there.
• Vaticanball - The only country in the world not in the United Nations (even though we do have the Holy See).
• ASEANball - Asian friends and friends of EUball.(well most of your members).
•  Maldivesball - We will help you prevent global warming. You're welcome I can into Paris Climate Agreement.

Neutral

• Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingya, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.
• North Koreaball - Stop with that aggression! I'll give you more sanctions if you don't stop! Stop nuking!!!!
• Palestineball - Almost into UN but Israelcube doesn't allow it in.
•  Israelcube - The kebab countryballs forced me to say that it is always committing human rights violations against Palestineball Your wish is my command, my chosen one.
• Philippinesball - You protected your country during the Asian war. You are good... Well, I forgive you for threatening me to leave me. Just don't do it again, OK? Also, please tell your president to stop criticizing us, OK?
• Taiwanball - Look, I'm sorry for kicking you out but you can't rejoin until you got your problems with Chinaball solved.

Enemies

• ISISball - Hi there you died! Now yuo are removed! You are scum.
• Kosovoball - I cannot recognize you because your dad, two of my masters and a vast majority of my member states and observer states will hate me. Thanks but no thanks!
• Sealandball - I WILL NOT RECONGIZE YUO!!!
• CONEFOball - Soekarno Minion good thing yuo are already dead omae wa moushinderu!!!!!!
• Soekarno - My Member's first president who is want to be a communist and yuo hate one of my member for Colonialism and Imperialims!! and War!! good thing he is gone!!

UN Security Council

The Big Five

Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.

• USAball - The Sole Superpower
• Chinaball - The Economic Superpower
• Russiaball - The Military Superpower
•  Franceball - The Atomic Gaming
•  UKball - The Knowledgeable

The G4

Most improbable candidates for a permanent seat.

• Indiaball - Bollywood.
• Japanball - Technology and ANIMES. Oh you get suffered by Earthquakes? We will aid you always!
• Germanyball - Has much car. Vroom Vroom!
• Brazilball - Great Football team

2022's Non Permanent Members

• Albaniaball
• Brazilball - Member of the G4.
• Gabonball
• Ghanaball
• Indiaball - Member of the G4.
• Irelandball
• Kenyaball
• Mexicoball
• Norwayball
• United Arab Emiratesball

Former Members

• Republic of Chinaball (1912-1949) and later Taiwanball (1949-1971) (replaced with PRCball)
• Czechoslovakiaball (dissolved)
• East Germanyball (unified with West Germanyball to create Germanyball)
• Malayaball (joined up with other countryballs and became Malaysiaball)
• North Yemenball (joined Yemenball)
• Tanganyikaball (became Tanzaniaball)
• South Yemenball (joined Yemenball)
• Soviet Unionball (dissolved)
• United Arab Republicball (split into Egyptball and Syriaball)
• Yugoslaviaball (dissolved)
• Zanzibarball (joined Tanzaniaball)

Observers

• Vaticanball- I love your clothes! gimme one! I don’t need into UNball, people recognize me anyways!
• Palestineball- Wait, I cannot join because... (reads rules which are totally not written by Israelcube)
• Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball- Why are you here, you cannot into clay.

Disputed States not in the UN

• Kosovoball- Not to be rude, but Serbia has many countries against yuo!!
• Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - Only  Russiaball,  Venezuelaball,  Nicaraguaball,  Nauruball,  Syriaball, and Vanuatuball (Abkhazia only) recognize you. 
• Transnistriaball - No recognition, but only from some separatists regions.
• Northern Cyprusball - Nobody except your father recognizes you.
• Artsakhball - Only some American states recognize you.
• Somalilandball - Receive recognition plox.
• Western Saharaball - very appropriate name   Sorry, most of the people do not recognize you,
• Taiwanball - Sorry, but your brother said no. But, the USA is trying to get you into me.
• Bougainvilleball - Hmm, it looks like you got independence, big time. Now Papua New Guineaball needs to accept your independence.