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    Peace, dignity and equality on a healthy planet.
     
    — The Official UN Website
    Also just invited BTS to perform in the General Assembly.
    I will sleep until WW3, hope I will die while sleeping. Useless organization.
     
    — UNball

    UNball, or the United Nationsball is an inter-countryball club (an intergovernmental organization) created after Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanball's mental breakdowns. His father was League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball, and now his task is to ensure world stability and equal human rights.

    One could say that the United Nations is nothing but a joke, which is true actually, a show of the Big Five flexing their muscles and throwing the bought votes around, arguing about who is the good guy.

    Like the League of Nations, United Nations is failing too. He is too depressed because he is considered useless despite trying his best to bring peace to the world so he tried all kinds of ways to kill himself but since he was an organization he was only ended by a treaty. The question is: when will it explode?

    Relationships

    Founding Members

    • USA-icon.png USAball - One of the founders. Also, my building is there.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Permanent member, only *cough* *cough* too much smoke and corona..
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Permanent member, and is also third major military power.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - Permanent member, nice baguette!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Permanent member, father of the major league founder of me.

    Friends

    Almost every single countryball and some organizations on Earth-icon.png Earthball, but the most relevant are:

    • League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball - Papa, failed to prevent WW2, so I can't let anything bad happen
    • EU-icon.png EUball - I Let both of his principle France-icon.png core Germany-icon.png members do most of the peacekeeping' work. I hope I have the same authority as him. Even tho, they were doing worse when modernizing.
    • African Union-icon.png AUball - I am glad that everyone joined and that you guys economy is improving! If there's a problem, we can help yuo!
    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Current secretary-general.
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - We have the same color schemes and I gib him weekly aid.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Actually did something by sending France-icon.png Franceball, UK-icon.png UKball, Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball, Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball and many others in order to help them fight against North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball and China-icon.png Chinaball during the Korean War. Also thanks for sending BTS to perform at the General Assembly, hopefully this can help contribute for world peace to the next generation.
    • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - The only country in the world not in the United Nations (even though we do have the Holy See).
    • ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball - Asian friends and friends of EUball.(well most of your members).
    • Maldives-icon.png Maldivesball - We will help you prevent global warming. You're welcome I can into Paris Climate Agreement.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Almost into UN but Israel-icon.png Israelcube doesn't allow it in. But don’t worry we will free you from all the trouble as long as you’re still an observer.
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Don't worry pal, I will save you from all those crisis, earthquakes, and many problems that you are still facing!

    Neutral

    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingya, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Stop with that aggression! I'll give you more sanctions if you don't stop! Stop nuking!!!!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Always committing human rights violations and killing children against Palestine-icon.png Palestineball. Also stop claiming you're "the chosen one"
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - You protected your country during the Asian war. You are good... Well, I forgive you for threatening me to leave me. Just don't do it again, OK? Also, please tell your Duterte-icon.png president to stop criticizing us, OK?
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Once a permanent member but then he left to better relations with his brother and joined again, so now he is a non - permanent security member and also stop bullying Timor!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Look, I'm sorry for kicking you out but you can't rejoin until you got your problems with China-icon.png Chinaball solved.
    • Singapore-icon.pngTringapore - Listen, you violated several of my laws, but you are of having good intelligence and happiness in yuor country, so guess you are okay.

    Enemies

    UN Security Council

    The Big Five

    Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.

    The G4

    Most improbable candidates for a permanent seat.

    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Bollywood.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Technology and ANIMES. Oh you get suffered by Earthquakes? We will aid you always!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Has too much car. Vroom Vroom!
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Great Football team

    2021's Non Permanent Members

    Former Members

    Observers

    Disputed States not in the UN

    Gallery

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    Click here to see it.




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