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    Czechia-icon.png Czechiaball
    Trochu piva si rád dám!
     
    Na zdraví!(Cheers!)
     
    I PLAY POKÉMON GO EVERYDAY
     
    — Misha/Mishovy Silenosti (Pokemon GO kid)
    Jožin z Bažin
     
    — Ivan Mládek

    Czechiaball, officially the very good beer Czech Republicball or Bohemiaball plays Pokémon GO everyday and loves Minecraft is a countryball located in Central Europe. Her clay is landlocked, bordered by Poland-icon.png Polandball to the north, Austria-icon.png Austriaball to the south, Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball to the east, and Germany-icon.png Germanyball to the west. The countryball is divided into 13 regionballs, with his capital Warsaw-icon.png Pragueball located in the Western half of the countryball, giving him a total area of about 30,450 square miles, making him the 113th largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, giving its a population of about 10.62 million inhabitants and is the European countryball that has the saddest anthem.

    Like most other former communist stateballs, after the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Union collapsed, Czechiaball decided to join EU-icon.png EUball and NATO-icon.png NATOball to gain protection from Russia-icon.png Russiaball. Czechiaball is also a member in the Visegrád Group-icon.png Visegrád Groupball, being in Central Europe, as well as the UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other countryball.

    Czechiaball is often seen as the most stable and prosperous of all the post-communist stateballs of Europe. While he has had a rough history, being part of several different kingdomballs, duchyballs, empireballs, and unionballs, he was still able to keep his sense of nationalistic central European Slavic identity, making him one of the more peaceful Slavs of Europe. He also loves listening to Bohemian Rhapsody.

    His national day is October 28, inherited from Czechia-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball.

    History

    We are told that this ball started as a Samoball. Samoball formed a union for the market only and haven't even dreamed about being a kingdomball. When Czechball realized that Samo Empireball isn't enough he turned to Great Moravia-icon.png Great Moraviaball, he decided to have dukes and be as powerful as hell. But inside that Great Moraviaball was a smaller Bohemiaball, Moraviaball, and Nitraball (on Slovakiaball). After some years, this kingdomball included Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball, HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball, and Poland-icon.png Polandball. When he became bored of this, he started a war with Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball, took farmers, women, and children and kicked asses during the four crusades. After that, Czechiaball became calmer and took a nap; during this nap, someone moved him in with Jagiellonianball, he wasn't even bothered, Slav master is a friend. After that, he became very lazy and when Jagellonianball decided to give itself to Austrian Empire-icon.png Habsburgball, Czechiaball hasn't even moved a finger. Since then he had waited to someone beat Austrian Empire-icon.png Habsburgball and finally in 1918, he turned into Czechia-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball, enjoyed this for a few years until the Nazi-icon.png Naziball said: "You ist mein now" and Allies were like: "Is good, no war", but Nazi-icon.png Naziball was also like: "No, you are nich of being Tscheckienslovakien, now du bist of Böhmen und Mähren!" Czechoslovakiaball was all like: "Oh no, fuck off". And then there was the war... Few years after Soviet-icon.png USSRball decided to make Czechoslovakiaball socialist. He was grateful to Soviet-icon.png USSRball (for letting him in space and helping him build two nuclear power plants), but he wasn't that friend which he claims to be and after Czechoslovakiaball tried to go his own way, Soviet-icon.png USSRball slaved him for 40 years. In 1989 he's got pissed and got rid of Soviet-icon.png USSRball, Four years after that, Slovakiaball decided to leave him. Since then, Czech Republicball was bored and felt alone so one day he decides to visit EU-icon.png EUball and his friends and eventually he decide to stay them. Actually, Czech Republicball is interesting with 3 presidents Vaclav Havel, writer and humanist, Vaclav Klaus, who stole pen and Milos Zeman with his funny English language or drink alcohol.

    In 2016, Czech Republicball changed its name to Czechiaball, yet most still call him Czech Republicball despite the name change.

    In 2020, relations between Czechiaball and Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball became softer and more friendlier. Miloš Vystrčil once said, 'I believe that Taiwan is a free and democratic country. I believe that free and democratic countries have the right and obligation to cooperate with one another. This is why I have issued an invitation to the speaker of Taiwan’s Legislative Yuan, inviting him to lead a delegation to visit the senate of the Czech Republic so that our two countries can continue our cooperation.' Vystrcil emphasized that he had done nothing wrong. He said he did not feel he had infringed on the “One China” policy, as the Czech Republicball defines it. He said that Chinaball has its interpretation of the policy, but that other countryballs have the right to see it differently.

    Flag Color

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Dark Cerulean 17,69,126 C98-M68-Y17-K16 #11457E
    White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Red 215,20,26 C5-M94-Y99-K1 #D7141A

    Relationships/Vztahy

    Friends/Přátelé

    • Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball - Best friend and twin sister (sometimes girlfriend). Our languages are very similar. So you left me and now you are flirting with me?
    • Czechia-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball - Papi with Slovakia.
    • Liberland-icon.png Liberlandball - Son. But why aren't you real?
    • Kingdom of Bohemia-icon.png Kingdom of Bohemiaball - Father
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - He likes my shoes.
    • 🍺 Beer - Who needs balls with your gold friend?
    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Old friend (But I still remember Austria-Hungary.) And he sometimes pisses me and Slovakiaball off with his anti-nuclear power stance. Nevertheless, I am going to expand both Dukovany and Temelín and I don't care what you think.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Visegrád 4 stronk!
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - He is the other westernmost slav. We are strong partners in peacekeeping. Gratulacje Poland! Happy 100th anniversary to you. I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE RUSSIAN BASTARD WITH NATO!
    • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - Favourite holiday destination. (Can't wait for summer!)
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - My good old beer friend. Thanks for getting me into the EU but you are also scary. Don't give me that nightmare again. I'm still watching you.
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - After Taiwan, my favorite Asian buddy. We were very good friends and business partners. (and still are).
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - We are good friends (he bought weapons from me and I recognize Jerusalem as his capital).
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Friends ever since with trading of humans. He like me and Slovakia-icon.png my sis as well. He usually calls me Séc all the time, and believe in Sex Republic stereotype.
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Latin Beer buddy. I like his Dacia cars and he likes my Škoda cars too.
    • Angola-icon.png Angolaball - We were very good partners, when we both were communists.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - He's good Slavic friend
    • Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball .- Pls, join Visegrad my Germanic Slavic friend.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Best supportive brother! I will defend you from the Russians just like what happened to me in 1968! Also Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is yours.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Playing hockey with the Americans is great! We play a role in peacekeeping. GG man you win this time 3-2 in hockey (IIHF 2018).
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Playing hockey with Canada is fun! We like Canadians and they like us! Maple Syrup is great! I support you over China and Russia!
    • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - Nothing special, we just get along very well.
    • NorthDakota-icon.png North Dakotaball - Ah yes, our colony in the USA-icon.png USAball

    Neutral/Frenemies/Neutrální

    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Hey, why're you mad at me? Is it because I became friends with your older brother Taiwan-icon.png Taiwan? It's okay, you're still my friend and one of my biggest trading partners but being with Taiwan is much better than you. He's so nice and kind. BUT I WON'T FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO Heunggong-icon.png HONG KONG IN JUNE 30 2020!!!!!
    • EU-icon.png EUball - He is good money gibber, but he is also annoying (He wants to send refugees to my country without my consent!)
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - (He buys weapons and guns mostly from Czechia). He's making peace with his South Korea-icon.png Southern sister which is a sign of relief.

    Enemies/Nepřátelé

    Gallery

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Czechiaball.

    Click here to see it.


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