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Arizonaball is a Japanese well-known landlocked stateball in the Pacific southwestern part of the USAball. Arizona is known for heat stroke the Grand Canyon, dumb coyotes, Navajoballs, western towns, cactus, desert, sports teams, and illegal immigrants (especially from Mexicoball).
History
Its original inhabitants were the native Navajoballs along with several other native tribes such as the O'odham, Yaqui, Havasupai, etc. Spainballs conquered the region in the renaissance and the colonial era. It was later part of Mexicoball until after the Mexican-American War when Arizonaball was annexed by USAball.
Previously the Arizona Territoryball, Arizona was the last stateball in the lower 48 (the contiguous United States) states to achieve statehood (in 1912). Alaskaball and Hawaiiball were the last 2 stateballs to achieve statehood but are NOT in the lower 48.
Arizonaball sometimes gets mistaken for the country, Macedoniaball when only its upper part is shown.
His senator John McCain wanted to be a president in 2008, but lost the election against Barack Obama. Eventually, it passed away in 2018 due to brain cancer.
Because of so much sun in Arizona, it (Navajo and Hopi tribes can into daylight savings) cannot into Daylight Savings Time, as it would require him to waste energy for more. Hawaii also cannot into DST.
As of 2016, Arizona couldn't into weed yet (although Tucsonball supported it), but in 2020, it finally can. He recently had bad pollution, along with some other states near him.
Relations
Arizona is somehow related and friends with other stateballs.
Friends
- New Mexicoball - Probably its best friend. They both got statehood in 1912 and are now sometimes college sports rivals.
- Sonoraball - Mexican brother. Rocky Point is not bad.
Stole 1/3 of their land.GIB SEA AND SURF! - Baja Californiaball - My another Mexican brother. GIB SEA AND SURF!
- Nevadaball - somewhat friends, both share a famous river dam.
- Utahball - He has similar scenery to us.
I still have better canyons. - Coloradoball - 4 CORNERS.
- Crimeaball - Arizonaball Thinks it is "Cry him a ball" and dont saying me that im of Mexican!!!
- Hawaiiball - He cannot into Daylight Savings Time either. Good choice, I like you, bro.
- Canadaball - Uncle who is cold. Gi̶v̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶
- Texasball - Fellow conservative big bro. Save me from California,
and please don't betray and take me.I am still after texas red - Connecticutball - Thanks for the Colt .45s! Pew pew!
- Finlandball - It likes my video game series Postal, and one of the game's fans lives in its clay![1]
Neutral
- Californiaball - Big brother, though we just try to get along with each other. Both have a lot of Mexicans. Also GIB SEA, SURF & BFDI PLUSHIES OR BFDI T-SHIRTS! BUT YOU INVADED ME! YOU MADE ME VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN! I DONT WANT TO BECOME 'YOU'!
Enemies
- Empire of Japanball - F*CK YOU. YOU DESTROYED MY BATTLESHIP!! REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR! But now you are dead.
- Floridaball - Ah please, one of clarence episode was nothing that serious!
Gallery
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By u/serdracula
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Mad Mex, credit from Polandball
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Arizonaball and Crimeaball.
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Californiaball and Arizonaball on surfing and sea.
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All of the US states
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Byu/BattlePig101
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By u/Nassau18b
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