|“||Мы не ценим то, что у нас есть, пока он не исчезнет. Свобода такова. Это как воздух. Когда он у тебя есть, ты этого не замечаешь. (We don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. Freedom is like that. It's like air. When you have it, you don't notice it.)||”|
|“||What sick man sends babies to fight me?||”|
|“||Нужно быть неискренним и обещать то, что вы не можете выполнить. Таким образом, вы либо должны быть дураком, который не понимает, что вы обещаете, или намеренно лгать. (One has to be insincere and promise something which you cannot fulfill. So you either have to be a fool who does not understand what you are promising, or deliberately be lying.)||”|
|“||Вы знаете, в России автомобиль водит вас! (You know, in Russia, car drives you!)||”|
Russiaball (Russian: Россиябол), officially called the
Communist Land of Vodka Socialist Republic of Russian Federationball or CYKA BLYATball, is the USA's worst enemy in his entire life a very bad and drunk driver motherland and therefore a female Slavic countryball in both Eastern Europe, and Northern Central and East Asia. Its clay borders the Arctic Ocean to the north, Azerbaijanball, Chinaball, Georgiaball, Kazakhbrick, Abkhaziaball, South Ossetiaball, Mongoliaball, and North Koreaball to the south, the Pacific Ocean and just off the coast of Alaskaball to the east, and Belarusball, Estoniaball, Finlandball, Latviaball, Ukraineball, and Norwayball to the west. If you count the Kaliningrad Oblastball, it also borders Polandball and Lithuaniaball (The most borders of any countryballs!) But according to Russiaball, he has 16 borders between countryballs since he supports the independence of South Ossetiaball and Abkhaziaball. The countryball is divided into 85 federal subjectballs, including their capital Moscowball which acts as one of the federal cityballs including Saint Petersburgball and Sevastopolball, giving him a total area of 6,612,073 square miles, making it the largest countryball in the world, even larger than Plutoball (planet) and South America Continent, and as of 2020, it has a population of 146.749 million inhabitants, making it the most populous nation in Europe, and as of 2019, the 9th most populated nation on Earth. He is infamous for his odd laugh which is: XAXAXAXAXAXAXA.
After his father Soviet Unionball died and all of his siblings separated, Russiaball took matter into his own hands and created many Eastern-based organizationballs to counter against the Western world, such as CISball, CSTOball, and Eurasian Unionball. Russiaball also has a supranational union with his sibling Belarusball, and has a permanent seat in the UNball security council.
It's often thought of as a potential Military superpower, due to the fact of how STRONK it is. (RUSSIA IS VERY STRONG XAXAXAXA-) He also can into COVID-19 cure, which is called Sputnik V (reference to The Sputnik Satellite) .
Also, Its national day is December 25.
Meanwhile, Europe was attacked by -wait for it- the Mongols! At first, they destroyed towns and massacred the inhabitants but later let the Russian principalities rule themselves as long as they paid tribute.
" Lord Novgorodball the Great" (her favourite nickname) however was not invaded, under the knight called Alexander Nevsky, but it wisely decided to voluntarily submit to the Mongol Empireball. While under the Mongols, Lord Novgorodball the Great decided to annex surrounding territory
(in Russiaball annexing territory is a national sport equal to drinking) and his ruler became the prince of Moscow in 1263. But it did not stop there, his next rulers also gradually kept annexing large amounts of territory, slowly becoming larger and stronger.
Ivan III (1462 - 1505) removed Mongol in 1480 ceasing to be a slave. He also annexed territory. The last independent parts of Russiaball were annexed by its son Vasili III thus Russiaball gradually became complete.
In 1547 he became Tsardom of Russiaball. In the 16th century Russiaball had far more contact with Western Europe. Many European craftsmen came to work in Russiaball, Englandball began trading by sea with him.
In 1533 Ivan the Terrible inherited the throne of Russiaball, he was crowned Tsar (derived from the Roman Caesar). He also expanded Russiaball territory annexing clay
drinking and annexing are the joy of Rus mostly from the remains of Mongol Empireball, After that glorious period, Ivan became increasingly paranoid degenerating into a tyrant. He killed his own son. He died in 1584. His other son, Theodore, died in 1598 without leaving an heir and Russiaball entered a period of turmoil.
In 1603 a Polish man aka "The False Dmitry" claiming to be Ivan the Terrible's youngest son Dmitry appeared. In reality, Dmitry died in 1591. He then raised an army and conquered Moscow in 1605. But he was replaced by Prince Vasily Shusky in 1606. Russiaball then descended into anarchy "It's of every vodka for himself!" until a man named Michael Romanov was made tsar of Russiaball, starting the era of the Romanov dynasty that would last for 300 years.
In 1645, Michael Romanov was succeeded by his son, Alexis the Most Gentle. During his reign, the Ukrainians, who were ruled by the Poles, sought protection from Russia. This event started The Deluge where Poland-Lithuaniaball lost more than half of its population, you had it coming! In 1667 Russia gained all of the Ukraine east of the Dneiper, Kiev and Smolensk.
In 1682, the famous Peter the Great became Tsar. He was determined to bring Russia up to date and turn it into a European nation. In 1696-97 he travelled to the west. He built a navy and in 1696 he captured Azov from kebab. Peter encouraged foreign trade, the translation of foreign books into Russian, the building of factories (peasants were conscripted to work in them), introduced the Julian calendar, reformed the Russian government and administration, introduced western dress, and banned the Russian nobles (boyars) from wearing beards. When the patriarch died in 1700, Peter refused to replace him. Instead, he formed a body called a Holy Synod to head the Russian Orthodox Church.
The church was made subordinate to the Tsar and was meant to serve him. Peter also founded a port in northwest Russia called St Petersburg. The new city was built in the years 1703-1712. Vast numbers of peasants were conscripted to do the work and many thousands of them died because of the harsh conditions. Peter also imposed heavy taxation on his people.
In 1700 Peter the Great went to war with Swedenball in what became known as The Great Northern War. ( Polandball and Denmarkball were his allies). In 1700m he was defeated at Neva. However, in 1709, Swedenball invaded Ukraineball and were crushed at the Battle of Poltava. In 1721, he made peace with Swedenball, gaining Estonia and land around the Gulf of Finland. ( Ingriaball)
However, Peter was less successful against the kebab. In 1710, he went to war with them, but in 1711, his army was defeated and he was forced to make peace. He was forced to return Azov.
In 1721 Russia became the Russian Empireball. After Peter the Great's death in 1725 a few other boring rulers came. But then in 1762 came another Russian jewel: Catherine the Great.
Catherine was German, but it loved Russia with all of its heart. Under its reign, The Russian Empireball has reached such heyday as under the rule of Peter the Great. Under Catherine's rule Russian Empireball continued to expand his clay. She fought a successful war with kebab in 1768-1774. As a result, Russian Empireball gained land by the Black Sea and in 1783 took Crimea. Kebab lost even more territory after a war in 1787-1791.
In 1772, Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austrian Empireball helped themselves to a slice of Polandball each. Russian Empireball and Kingdom of Prussiaball helped themselves to more Polandball each in 1793. Finally in 1795 Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austrian Empireball divided up what was left of Polandball between them. By the time Catherine died in 1796, Russia was very powerful.
In 1803, the Napoleonic Wars had been started. It was bloody for all empires. Russian Empireball was declaring war on the Napoleonic Alliance, containing such bloody soldiers. First French Empireball had to be stopped. So on, in 1813, First French Empireball attacked Moscow. It failed, having over 200,000 troops killed. Did the allies win? They did, and the French retreated.
In the Battle of Waterloo, the allies marched to Waterloo, Belgium, killing the remaining Napoleonic Troops. So then, the Napoleonic Leader had to retreat their armies. The French lost 25,000, while the allies lost 23,000.
Russian Empireball later fought against with the German Empireball and Ottomanball with the help of Franceball, UKball, and Japanese Empireball Also, while fighting in the Osowiec Fortress. German Empireball released a gas attack, killing the Russian's 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th armies. Then, the remaining 80th and 13th armies surprised the German's 14 bayonets, causing them to retreat. The Russian Empire resembles the weakness of the Russian people. To this day, Russia hates the empire.
- Main article: Soviet Unionball
Soviet Unionball was born in 1903 as Bolshevikball, which became Russian SFSRball, after the 1917 Russian Revolution. Russian SFSRball had to defeat the traitorous White army. They emerged victorious in 1922, and attempted to spread communism into the former territories of their father's empire, creating Ukrainian and Byelorussian SSRballs. But Polandball was able to stop communism's advance into Europe for a while.
On 1st September 1939, Nazi Germanyball invaded Polandball's clay, followed by Sovietball on the 17th of September, splitting Polandball's clay up. Around this time, Sovietball was setting up gulags in Siberiaball(note that 0.9% of all gulag criminals were sentenced to more than 10 years of imprisonment, and 90% of people in there were accused of illegible crimes[examples: murder, rape, thievery]) and kidnapping other countryballs who lived near them: like Estoniaball, Latviaball, Lithuaniaball, and Moldovaball, turning them into communist SSRballs. They then tried to negotiate with Finlandball to let them annex 11% of Finlandball's clay, which they refused. The reason Sovietball had tried negotiating was because they found out Finlandball was already chums with Germany, and they didn't want St. Petersburg, known as the cultural capital of Russia, to be in Finnish hands. So the army then invaded, but were stopped by the more prepared Finns. Yet Sovietball Won the war and took 11% of Finlandball's still surrendered clay to them at the end because of the huge number of casualties and damage.
World War II (1941-1945)
In 1941, Nazi Germanyball broke the Non-Aggression pact and invaded Sovietball's clay, this movement is called Operation Barbarossa (Barbararossa is from the name of the earliest German emperors). Naziball besieged Leningrad, and was only 1 kilometer from Moscow by December 1941, but was forced back because of the Russian winter. The more prepared Sovietball took advantage of the delay by launching a counter-offensive in the spring, and they had also gathered intel that Romanian forces were overstretched and had limited supplies. Then Nazi Germanyball tried to take the Caucasus Mountains (For oil because they ran out of oil because the winter froze the oil during battles). After insane battles, the Soviets surrounded Nazi Germanyball's forces, trapping them. Then, the Russians pushed westward and liberated many cities.
Nazi Germanyball was defeated at the battle of Kursk, afterwards being thrown back, with Sovietball liberating Minskball, Kievball, Warsawball, and reaching Berlinball by February 1945, when Nazi Germanyball committed suicide. Not shortly after, Sovietball declared war on Japanese Empireball, who surrendered to USAball because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombing in September 1945, ending WW2.
Cold War (1947-1991)
After World War II, Sovietball installed communist governments in many of the Eastern European countryballs they had liberated, such as PR Hungaryball, SR Romaniaball, and PR Polandball. The part of Nazi Germanyball's clay they had occupied was given to their adoptive son East Germanyball in 1949. USAball was afraid and jealous of the rise of communisum, so an iron curtain descended across Europe, beginning a war without hardly using military- the Cold War.
Sovietball's foe - NATOball was created, so Soviet made the Warsaw Pactball in response. In 1950, Sovietball helped North Koreaball in the Korean War, but after a lot of brutal battles, North Koreaball failed to unite Korea. Then, Soviet put down rebellions by East Germanyball and Hungaryball. Later, USAball lost a proxy and embarrassing war to North Vietnamball in 1975 because of North Vietnam's trained camouflage in the woods.
In 1957, Sovietball sent Sputnik I into space, starting the Space Race between themselves and USAball, sending Russian astronaut Yuri Gagarin into space in 1961, but lost being first into moon when USAball got there in 1969.
In 1968, Sovietball started a nuclear power program in Kazakh SSRbrick clay (Modren day Kazakhbrick), by spying on USAball. This caused some problems with USAball in 1962 when Sovietball placed nuclear missiles on the newly-communist Cubaball's clay, leading to the Cuban missile crisis. However, in 1986 the Chernobylball disaster made Sovietball more cautious of this destructive technology.
besides just an incident
By 1989, Sovietball's economy could no longer function properly and started to decline, and he was forced to withdraw from Afganistanball's clay. In 1989 their Warsaw Pactball members started to leave. In 1990 Lithuaniaball was the first to succeed and so did Estoniaball and Lavitaball. In 1991 Russiaball also decided to abandon communism ways and staged a coup. The Soviet Unionball ultimately collapsed the same year, releasing all other states. The states are:
After removing the Soviet icon, Russiaball first behaved more lightly. But after the war in Chechnyaball, Russiaball pulled himself together and started to build a new life.
In 2014, Russiaball returned his son - Crimeaball - to their clay from Ukraineball, despite the fact that almost rest of the world was against it. Russiaball has been modernizing himself to become maybe even stronger than his Father used to be. Even with disputes with essentially every countryball in the world, Russiaball will stay stronk forever.
In 2021, Russian opposition politician and activist Alexei Navalny got arrested. This sparked protests across Russiaball; protestors demanded Vladimir Putin to free Navalny but they were soon suppressed by the Russian police.
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How to draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw the white on top (or leave it blank if you have a white background), draw the blue on the center and red on the bottom.
- Draw the eyes and you're finished.
- Optional: Draw an ushanka or military cap.
- Algeriaball - Best North African Friend, He supports me on Assad and Buys a lot of my weapons. What a nice guy. Although I think you're a little too harsh on France, and please be nicer to your mom. Other than that, we are great allies and we both hate Capitalists.
- Chinaball - Best friend, Best trading partner, we both can Into Removing Capitalist Pigs and Gays!! Congratulations on having President Xi for Life! EXCELLENT MILITARY DEMONSTRATION IN VOSTOK 2018! IT SHOWS THOSE BASTARDS THAT THE FAR EAST ISN'T JUST CONTROLLED BY ME! I HAVE GOOD NEWS! WE CAN INTO VACCINE! Sputnik and Sinovac brothers in vaccination. But why yuo of hate My Father? Also Vladivostok is mine!!!! (Please be a bit nicer to your neighbors, especially Vietnam, South Korea and India)
- Angolaball - Another friend since Soviet Times, I helped him out during his multiple personality disorder.
- Abkhaziaball - Is of independent! I recognized him and protect him against Georgiaball, BFF!
- Argentinaball - Thank you for demostrating the double moral of those westerns during the Crimean crisis! Also, the Malvinas are yours.
- Armeniaball - A loyal friend in the Caucasus region (perhaps only friend there really). My adorable comrade and I proudly recognize the genocide along with America. Sure, I accepted your marriage with Vietnamball.
- Belarusball - The best friend and little sister. I love its so much. Ты хочешь на мне жениться She is jealous of me! THANK YOU FOR HOSTING THE PARADE FOR ME! I WILL HELP YOU OUT WITH YOUR WESTERN PROTESTERS!!! I BEG YOU! I WILL SAVE YOU ONCE ITS RIGHT!
- Beninball - One of my good African friends. Is of good friends since Soviet times.
- Boliviaball - The Anti-Imperialists are now making a comeback again!
- Brazilball - Well, they are a part of BRICS, add vodka in their cocktails, and hate the German devil, so why not? but Unfortunately he wants to remove my friend, Venezuelaball.
- Burundiball - An Anti-Imperialist African Friend who support me on Crimea and Syria.
- Bulgariaball - Brother and one of my best friends. Even if he is in NATO and EU. But this makes him confused.
- Cambodiaball - Good friend of Chinaball and is also really friendly with me, we are doing a lot of economic projects together and thank you for voting against the Crimea Resolutions.
- Central African Republicball - Have been sending mercenaries to help him.
- Chileball - He's a good guy. I sent some people over to help him with his bad wildfire.
Why don't you join BRICS xaxaxa
- Comorosball - A little Islamic island friend.
- Croatiaball - Slavic cousin with magnificent beaches You lost to France but still played hard enough to beat me in the Football World Cup 2018. Very good friends actually.
- Cubaball - I'm so sorry about the loss of Fidel Castro, hope we can be true buddies in the future. Both supporting Venezuela
- Denmarkball - My good Viking friend. I helped him in some of his wars.
You are a good comrade unlike your useless irrelevant brothers. But hey, I also like your other brother Icelandball
- Egyptball - One of my historic African allies that recently went insane, relationships since
I helpings him to remove kosher when I was of USSRlong time of both helpings each other out, always of visiting him in vacation, he is makings me room in his new canal, of supporting Christianity in there helped him in his canal war. He also supports me on Syriaball and his government is similar his, of likings him and He is also giving me military bases and intends to help me to be a gateway to Libyaball, cause he was independent and anti-imperialist policy earned him enthusiastic support from the Communist government of the USSR.Sorry but I don't support you in the dam project though.
- Eritreaball - Although he is a crazy psychopath, but he is one of my closest African allies and we get along and I give him some economic support, I'll make sure my buddy, Sudanball keeps an eye on you just in case.
- Eurasian Unionball - Great Russia's son. this is better than that Sissies Club.
- Franceball - My friendly
crybabycomrade. I like its wine, and it likes my Absolute Vodka. Was a WW1 and WW2 ally. I also like your baguettes and frog legs. They like my pancakes and borscht. WINE AND VODKA 4 LIFE!!! But 1812 never forget and BE COMMUNIST! ДA!?
- Gaddafiball - R.I.P. my Good Friend...
- Germanyball - He's OK I guess. We both like teasing Poland. We are good drinking buddies, too. BEER AND VODKA 4 LIFE!!! But 1941 never forget and BE COMMUNIST! ДA!?Also you invented adidas.
- Greeceball - A very good Orthodox friend. You and me are now okay and I like you because we are now restoring cooperation.
- Guineaball - We gib him weapons, also friend during Soviet times.
- Hezbollahball - We are kicking ass in Syriaball and removing Fake Syria and Goat f***ers.
- Hungaryball - Despite being in NATOball and EUball, he doesn't hate me and we generally get along. We of having two common enemies.
Whenever you leave the EU, join my club, plox!He is twin brother of Khanty-Mansiball but remove this BYLAT!!!
- Icelandball - Unlike his shitty Nordic brothers, I gib him fish and support to the fishermen.
- Indonesiaball - COMRADE! Were good friends since the old days. We are of sharing weapons and military equipment. Thanks for the generous friendship and sorry for my plane's crash in 2012. Both can into Muslims but why yuo reconized Crimeaball as part of Ukrianeball. I promise to keep commies off your land, brother! Spasibo...
- Indiaball - I gave him lots of weapons so he likes me and I like him too. Also pays lots of monies. We're both in BRICS and SCO together. But why yuo no remove Kebab ? DEFEND CURRY! Also thanks for recognizing Crimea (I will try to convince China of Arunachal Pradesh). But why you and Vietnam dislike Chinaball??
AND STOP SIMPING TO WOMENS IN MY CLAY
- Iranball - I know in the 19th century we were enemies and also times of Soviet, but now we are of best friends and I like him, he also me. We are strategic allies, who knows who this works. Your capital Tehran is very big and full of culture. I like it. Xaxaxa and We have problems with this pig and NATO.
Why no recognize Crimea referendum? :(
- Iraqball - I helped him against ISIS, and he is also a good friend. But he won't be my puppet which is sad! :(
- Italyball - I like pizza. And don't worry, I'll help you against the debt collector.
- Jamaicaball - A good friend. I have cooperated with him and my Foreign Minister visited him.
- Kazakhbrick - My brother. Kazakhbrick sometimes lets me use his lawn for launching rockets into space and into anybody he wants removed. Is of good Kebab. Nah bro I ain't mad you are friends with this guy. As long as your economy is strong.
- Kyrgyzstanball - Good kebab friend, we can into CSTOball.
- Laosball - Good friend and one of the BEST buddies.
- Latviaball - We both can into potatoes. We're new friends now unlike her sister.
- LazyTown - I will lash against those who hate this show.
- Lebanonball - I have a special relation with him. He says he likes my rockets and you're not a capitalist pig. I helped you during your explosion and chaos, and we both hate Israelcube.
- LNRball and DNRball - I'll protect you from Ukrianeball!
- North Macedoniaball - Thanks for making me your friend!
- Malaysiaball - I helped him into space and I sell him arms and weapons so we are cool.
- Monacoball - A microstate that likes me.
I kind of want some of that money.
- Mexicoball - We both are good friends and he buys my weapons. He also doesn’t like America as well.
- Mongoliaball - Good trading partner and friend but 1237 NEVER FORGET!!!!!
- Myanmarball - Chinaball and I support you on the Rohingyas and He buys a lot of my weapons.
- Nauruball - Little island friend who recognizes South Ossetiaball and Abkhaziaball.
- Nicaraguaball - Anti-Imperialist friend in Central America.
- North Koreaball - Old friend from Soviet times But please shut up about your nukes or I will remove you with my mightiness. Wait, you removed nukes? Oh...ok then. You also recognize Crimeaball as mine and support me on Syriaball. WAIT YOU DIDN’T REMOVE NUKES EVERYONE HIDE WORLD WAR 3 EMINENT AND Khabarovskball IS MINE!!!
- Omanball - he is Burger but recognizes Crimea as my territory.
- Pakistanball - In the Soviet times, we used to not really get along, but nowadays, you buys lot of weapons from me and I understand that have problem with me being friends with Indiaball at least I'm fine with you and you also have problem with this burger. Also I'm sorry about what my father did in the Afghan war. You and Indiaball can into being my friends:)
- Palestineball - His president was a KGB member in 1984. And this guy is also an Anti-Western. I usually help him against that Zionist.
- Philippinesball - Duterte is best president! Finally buying military weapons from me instead of Burger. Also, June 12 is me and little comrade's special day! Russia day for me and independence for her.
I did not mean to cause Chernobyl
- Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary lol... He invented my favorite drink: Vodka. We can into vodka and if you think all I'm known is for teasing you Remember this video. I also took one of your little Poles to space during Soviet times and we both hate Dick sucking fool, bjorkface and EUball. But I'm sorry for what happened back then.
- Saudi Arabiaball - We are no longer hostile anymore. :) But please be nicer to Iran though.
BUT WHY DID YOU BUTCHER MY ANTHEM??? ALSO YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS MUCH WORST THAN MINE .
- SCOball - Closest thing so far to a military alliance between me and Chinaball.
- Serbiaball - You're a good brother and a friend! He and I are the most important Slavs in the universe. As he says Nas i Rusa - 300 miliona, a bez Rusa – pola kamiona. I say Нас и россиян - 300 миллионов, а без россиян - полтруса! We are the best brothers in the universe and we can counter NATO!
- Sputnik Vaccine - My invention
- Slovakiaball - Just like Hungaryball, it can into NATOball and EUball but we still generally get along.
- Somaliaball - You may be crazy, but at least you withdrew recognization of Crimea of Ukraine to me! Thanks!
- South Africaball - Can into BRICSbricks and also great trading partner and friend.
- South Koreaball - We are now good friends thanks to the President Moon Jae-in. And many of yuo are in my clay too. but yuo still be a burger puppet
Be vodka puppet instead! XAXAXAPlease watch over your brother... *shudders* Uh we don't care that much but Nokdundo is mine. She somehow forces me to stop being friends with Chinaball.But any korea is good.
- South Ossetiaball - I will protect you from Georgiaball. You can get independence!
- South Sudanball - An Anti-Imperialist African Friend.
because I’m always watching him...
- Sovietball - I miss my great and wise father along with the good old days. *sobs*
One day he will return! xaxaxaxaxa but without communism.But don't persecute religions, especially Orthodoxy!
- Sri Lankaball - I helped him fight Tamil Eelamball and help him from time to time, he is also friends of Indiaball and Chinaball
- Sudanball - One of my best friends in Africa, he recently visited me and is offering me a military base, thanks for supporting me on Crimeaball.
- Syriaball - Will of helping him get through his NATO-engineered civil war on top. I will defend you from
PindosiyaAmerica and NATOball. Also will remove that evil ISIS rat, and that evil fake parasite.
- Tajikistanball - Indo-Aryan Military Ally.
- Transnistriaball - I'll protect you from Moldovaball and their Romanian nationalists. (But follow your flag and actually turn Communist)
- Turkmenistanball - While he is not a military ally since he is neutral, the two of us generally get along and he is an oil supplier. And thanks for [give that cute puppy to my president.]
- Thailandball - My best destination. We were friends since the 18th century. There are a lot of Russian tourists that like to go Thailand.
- Ugandaball - Good African friend a̶n̶d̶ ̶W̶e̶ ̶h̶u̶n̶t̶ ̶H̶o̶m̶o̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶T̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶!
- Uzbekistanball - Turkic Friend and Good Kebab. He was wary of recognizing Crimeaball but now he does and we restarted Military Cooperation.
- Venezuelaball - Great South American Friend who recognizes Crimea, Abkhazia, and South Ossetia. Hating the Pig, he reminds me of me back in the day, and all the fun times I had with Ukraine.
- Vietnamball - Good friend. I built him a submarine system to protect him, since he's also my father's friend. but stop calling me Soviet, I am Russia . Soviet is of my past self just get it. But he keeps telling me to stop being friends with Chinaball.
Soon the glorious Soviet will return, Comrade... but is of being a burger puppet.
- Zimbabweball - Anti Imperialist African friend, also friend since soviet Times, probably my closest African Friend along with Sudanball.
- Albaniaball - What a fool, who picks on my good friendski Serbiaball
and let me don't worry I will anschluss you.. You know what, KOSOVO IS SERBIA! But sometime remember the old friendship I had with this guy... Even made a movie about his hero Skanderbeg during the Soviet times. Our trading is good, relations starting to improve, he holds a significant Eastern Orthodox minority and hating Stinky Kebab and Abomination like me... Maybe we can be good friends if you fix some things with Serbia.
- Australiaball - An American Puppet in Pacific, he kicked out my diplomats and supports Ukraineball and stayed away from Chinaball but my president likes his koalas. So we're good.
- Austriaball - Germanyball's little brother but he has good relations wit me and he kind with me as well.
- Azerbaijanball - Me and him have a mixed relations... Because of Armeniaball but my people visit his capital and we do trade and we give 12 points to each other in Eurovision so I have my eye on him.
- Bhutanball - Aw Come on! I Need to Worry Why you are a Western Puppet!(
I don't even know who you are)
- Belgiumball - Even if you in NATO and EU, I like your waffles and fries.
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Our relations are rather mixed because he contain Srpska Republikaball who love me but the other part of him is not that fond of me.
- Botswanaball - He is a good friend from Africa. But Why Do you Recognize Crimea As Part of Ukraineball? but we do have a common Enemy. He also kind of hates Romania for making fun of his currency.
- Western Saharaball - Thanks for recognizing South Ossetiaball! But you're Moroccan clay
- Canadaball - YOU!! WE'RE HOCKEY RIVALS! NOT DIPLOMATIC ENEMIES! I don't know what's gonna happen when we play each other again in hockey. Well at least we both into biggest countries however. We can still be friends in the future.
- Czechiaball - Yuor beer is execting, do yuo want vodka? But sadly, he can into NATOball.
- Ethiopiaball - He doesn't like that I am friends with Eritreaball and that I supported his communist side, but we are still willing to cooperate and he is Orthodox and he doesn't take positions that are Anti Russian. I also support him in his giant dam thing.
- Finlandball - Used to be my clay after I anschluss him from Sweden. At least he can into vodka. Renegade province. BUT I AM NOT GIVING KARELIA BACK! (Because you stole my vodka, cyka blyat!) But now we can into vodka buddies and we go to saunas together everyday (not being gay or anything).
- Irelandball- Well, He won against me with 35-0, But he is also in EUball but he refused to join NATOball before which is good, So I'm fine with him.
- Japanball - Good Friend and anime lover, BUT WHY YOU WANT YOUR LAND BACK? MY OLD OPPONEMENT!! I WILL WIN! Your products still look great, but still, yuo will never get Kuril or Sakhalin! I still don't like him for WW2, but nevertheless of good bud.(
Chill out I won't mess with ya).
- Libyaball - Burger absolutely raped you, but now that I saved my buddy Syriaball, I'm going to try to stabilize you now.
- Moldovaball - We get along and we both were together during Soviet times. Hope to be "close" siblings you know what I mean. I understand why you're neutral on me. I won't blame you. Ukraine is our common enemy. I know if you put me as a friend, this Ukraine will crush you so that is why I don't want to put you on friend or Ukraine will crush you as well. We are secretly friends. Now Romanian nationalists like Sandu are taking over yuo country once again and inviting Romaniaball to come and anschluss yuo again.
- Montenegroball - We were really friendly but he dumped me for NATOball and sanctioned me.
- Moroccoball - Good relations but he supports the enemies of my allies and I’m more friendlier with Algeriaball.
- New Zealandball - Same as Australia, she's an American puppet at least you are fine with me and I don't have causing any problems with you.
- Norwayball - The only big Scandinavian country I really, REALLY, like. He's nice with me, and he likes my ABSOLUTE VODKA. We were never once at war with each other. The only problem once again, he's in NATO. At least you refused to join EUball.
- Papua New Guineaball - Potential new pacific friend, I deployed Warship to his place.
- Portugalball -He is one my good European friends.We were friend long time ago since 18th century but you join NATOball and Fourth reich and you also ave problem about debt.Some how our language kinda similar sound (Why does Portuguese sound like Russian?).
- Qatarball - We have a good relationships, Like Iranball and hate Saudi Arabiaball but stop funding groups in Syriaball.
- Romaniaball - You know, Moldova is rightfully Russki clay, same with the rest of Bessarabia! You American lovers. Yuo went too far now after your own citizens especially Maia Sandu are taking over Moldova in order to continue your unification of Moldova! But at least, you didn't recognise fake country and we are relatively good trading partners. Stop liking MerkelReich, because he doesn't let you have EURO currency like your Brother which is drowned in debt but still has EUROS. We can into playing CS:GO! DA BLYAT! A complicated love/hate relationship.
- Sri Lankaball - He's really harmless, and I like him and he likes me
. I don't much about him to be honest so yeah neutral.
- Switzerlandball- Although he's This guy’s little brother he hates the EUball. We have a good relations since the 20th century because he helped Vladimir Lenin find refuge and later allowed him to overthrow my EVIL GRANDPA. But he still sanctioned me and is still friendly with those damn Western pigs.
- Turkeyball - Good relationships nowadays (despite some incidents in the past) and partners in Astana talks alongside Iranball. Delivering him anti-air missile systems and will probably sell him aircraft as well. We both have problems with the West btw but seriously stop attacking Syriaball and The Black Sea is mine! Not yuors!
- UKball - I kinda hate to say this, but he is my comrade. We both hate shitass club and remove kebab. But never forget the wars you did to me. And Crimea is MINE.
- Taiwanball - *HOMOGAY DETECTED* REMOVE HOMOGAY, REMOVE, REMOVE, REMOVE At least we can into unofficial trading partners (I also helped him during 1999 earthquake). But I think you're China's clay (: I know i still hate Georgiaball for not recognized my passport yuo know).
- Israelcube -
*Sniff* I SMELL HOMOGAY...I support my best friends Iranball, Iraqball, Palestineball, Syriaball, and Algeriaball those other who hate you, burger puppet! But many of your people come from my clay and also, West Jerusalem is yours (still tho, share the east with palestine), and thanks for helping me remove some kebabs. Oh and by the way, I had an Autonomous Oblast which inhabitants jews, not quite sure what to do with them..
- USAball - We've had a very complicated relationship ever since the Soviet times. Now it's becoming worse (
Is it a religion in your clay to mess around with me? you know Cold War is over and Soviet Union is dead right?? Saudi Arabia has the worst human rights than me just ask him, why always me???)That was until the Biden Putin Summit! Here's why we're now friends sorta ( frenemies actually)! We fight against the virus terrorists together. We're both of stronk countries and also have embassies at each other's capitals, which is the main thing, and our diplomats are working hard to make our relations improve, he helped me make the 2018 FIFA World Cup song. We both hate white supremacists.(#BlackLivesMatter) The only things I don't like about him are that he supports The EU and NATOball, he disapproves my friendship with Iranball, Chinaball and Syriaball! He's also friends with Georgiaball and Ukraineball, he stole my son and unfortunately he recognizes Crimea as Ukraine's. Other than that, we're fine now and try to find another way to restore relationships (Hopefully). And stop blaming me for every problem of you like elections and remove sanctions. I is planning to take back Alaskaball XAXAXAXAXAXAXA
- Vaticanball - We both can into Catholic. And Putin and Pope Francis like each other. Very good friends actually.
- Alaskaball - American son, but WHY WON'T YOU COME HOME?!?!?!?! I'M SO SORRY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE EVER CALLED YUO A USELESS PILE OF DIRT, NOW I REGRET LOSING YUO!!! COME BACK LITTLE ALASKA, CAN WE INTO FORGIVENESS AND REUNITED FAMILY AGAIN??? I MISS YUO SO MUCH!!! I still love yuo tho, I hope yuo will come back...
- Lithuaniaball - We now have normal relations, yeah, I'm just trying to improve relations with yuo.
- EUball and NATOball - We're no longer hostile but stop being friends with Georgiaball and Ukraineball! Nevertheless, relations recently improved nowadays! :)
KhokhlandballUkraineball - We had complicated relationship. We know we had a lot in common. But Crimea is rightfully mine becuase there are mostly Russian majority, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOW THAT RIGHT?? And you made NATO and EU blame me for almost everything I've done!! Then you call me an oppresor?!?! Also stop helping Poland, it's none of your business... All the thing I want is to relax, drink водка together and become friends, you know?
- Netherlandsball - You expelled my embassy for UKball. I hate dirty homosexuals like you. Get off, monkey!
- Russian Empireball - MY WORST GRANDFATHER EVER!!! WHY DID YOU SELL ALASKA? I am glad that My Good Old Dad finally killed you for good in 1917 motherf***er!! I am better Russia!
Georgiaball - I defeated you easily.. So gib Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball their independence now!!
- ISISball -
СЛУШAЙ СЮДА СУКА ПЕРЕСТАНЬ ТРОГАТЬ СИРИЮ, ТЫ НЕ НА ТУ СТРАНУ НАПАЛ!Since NATO pigskis aren't doing anything to stop this сука rat it's up to Mother Russia to save the day. Leave my friends alone! AND HE TRIED TO ATTACK ME ON MY WORLD CUP 2018??? REMOVE JIHAD!!
- Kosovoball - Never heard of you... REMOVE!!!!
- Nazi Germanyball - Tried to exterminate a lot of my people and wanted to push my remaining peoples to Asia but he failed. Хaхахаха! Thank vodka you're dead! My dad killed you XAXAXAXA! It was soooo fun adopting your son East Germanyball after WWII! Also, 75-80% of German casualties in World War 2 were inflicted by my soldiers. XAXAXAXAXA! ALSO NEVER COME BACK!!!
- Dwarf Planetballs - STOP COMPLAINING THAT YOU BOTH ARE BIGGER THAN ME, I WILL REMOVE YUO SOMEDAY AND I WILL COLONIZE ALL OF YUO SOMETIME IN 2021... I WILL REMOVE YUO SOMETIME... NOW STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS, I'M BIGGER THAN YUO THAN YUO GUYS YUO STUPID TINY PLANETS!!! I WILL REMOVE YOU SOMETIME... AND I'M STILL BIGGER THAN YUO...
- Estoniaball - This bipolar bitch who just got my journalist banned from EUball over "security concerns" what the blayt? Are yuo crazy?! Yuo are never gonna be my friend! Also yuo deserved to get hacked by me, and I am glad that I kidnaped one of yuor security official. xaxaxaxaxaxaxa!
- Rohingyaball - I never heard you before xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!
- Swedenball - HOW DARE YOU HUMILIATE A CHINESE TOURIST IN STOCKHOLM! YOU WILL BE DEALT BY ME AND THE GLORIOUS KITAY!!! ATLEASE I GOT ESTONIA FROM YUO LONG TIME AGO... AND A PART OF FINLAND!!!
- Idahoball, Tennesseeball, and Kansasball - My Moscow is the best. Your town stole my capital's name. LONG LIVE RUSSIAN MOSCOW!!!
- Bylat Soros - Hah I banschluss yuo for security threat and yuo accusing me that Vladimir Putin is terrorist of my Friend REMOVE CONSPIRANCY,REMOVE GEORGE SOROS!!
or else, suka bylat i will get vodka for you fot causing this!!!
- Coloradoball - MY SAINT PETERSBURG IS BETTER!
- Palauball - ARE YOU CRAZY??? I WILL MAKE YOU A PART OF JAPAN! But I do recognize her, tho.
- Liberiaball - Shut up, dumbass. AND CRIMEA IS MINE!!
- Luxembourgball - STOP CALLING ME A HOMOPHOBIC SCUM, YOU IRRELEVENT MICROSTATE!!
- First Slovak Republicball and Slovak SRball - SUKA BLYAT!!! YUO STOLE MY FLAG!!!!!!!
- Perlisball - What? Another Ukraine?
- South Azerbaijanball - Calm down and stop hate Iranball!
- Adygeaball - Huh? Some Caucasian republic, right? I should merge you with Krasnodar.
- Altaiball - These are the mountains I am talking about! Not some crappy Alps.
The mountains are also better then NepalRawr's.
- Bashkortostanball - Go play with your brat Tatarstanball. I know yuo love him.
- Buryatiaball - Ah, my lovely natural Baikal
- Chechnyaball - Grozny has the largest mosque in Europe!!! He Also Hates Gays!!!!
- Chuvashiaball - My own beer brewery, xaxaxa, let's get waisted, druzya!
- Crimeaball - It was a democratic referendum and Crimea is Russian, that's it! End of discussion!
- Dagestanball - Khabib Nurmagmedov was born here!!!! Go Khabib!!!!!!!
- Ingushetiaball - Another Caucasian republic. A small place, though.
- Kabardino-Balkariaball - Ah, the mountains...
- Kalmykiaball - Calm, buddhist place, love to visit for meditation from my bustling city of Moscow.
- Karachay-Cherkessiaball - A caucasian that has Molybdenum, whatever that is.
- Kareliaball - My Finnistan; gorgeous nature. I WILL NOT GIVE IT TO YOU, FINLAND!!!
- Khakassiaball - Siberian republic. Good in ore mining and loves its megaliths.
although i use them only for luxury
- Komiball - Why did you choose such a difficult name for your capital?! Syk-syktyv-syktyvak-syktyvark... Ah screw it! And why do you think that 'ö' is the superior letter? German dots are the most inferior!
I like him because of his name Komi, like Commie! He truly miss my good old past...
- Mari Elball - Produces all kinds of machines and can work nicely with metals. Every time I say "Yoshkar-Ola", Mario fans get excited, I wonder why...
- Mordoviaball - Yeah, I need those chemicals to do warrings, make more.
- North Ossetia–Alaniaball - Soon... soon I will unite you with South Ossetia! Georgia, you have nothing against this, right? XAXAXAXA
- Tatarstanball - My industrial republic! Still a bit grumpy about the Golden Horde.
- Tuvaball - I know that you are like Mongolia.
- Udmurtiaball - Oooh! Redheads!
- Yakutiaball - The largest subnational gov. body ever, even my children are largest in the world, xaxaxa! And my coldest region so far. Canada and Norway are nowhere close to me in the freezing departament, xa! Even cows wear bra there to keep warm. You make papa proud! :3
- Altaiball - Wait, didn't I mention you already? Ah, that was the republic. Barnauuuul!
- Kamchatkaball - The best caviar in the world! Uh oh. Volcano warning
- Khabarovskball - Far East - best East!
- Krasnodarball - My summer tourism place & Sochi olympics!
- Krasnoyarskball - Not to be confused with Krasnodar, this is Siberia. Does a lot of refining and hydropower.
- Permball - Gib more oil please. And stop dying my hair!
- Primorskyball - End stop of the Trans-Siberian railway and home to the port of Vladivostok. We get our anime shipped through there. Sometimes a Sinophile, I'd say.
- Stavropolball - Agriculture is beautiful, isn't it? Sanctions against western pigdog food will only help us! Help the environment - eat locally!
- Zabaykalskyball - Gib Uranium, I want more warheads!
- Amurball - Soon I will be launching spaceships from there! Also, keep a close eye on Kitai, oblast.
- Arkhangelskball - Was my most important port until I kicked the Ottoman ass and got access to the Black Sea. He an angel. (Idk why)
- Astrakhanball - Glorious Volga delta and the best soil in the world!
- Belgorodball - Iron and chernozem!
- Bryanskball - Borders with Belarus and Ukraine
- Chelyabinskball - He loves meteors!
- Irkutskball - Baikal oblast. Sometimes Irkutsk is called the "Paris of Siberia", weird.
Are you Guatemala?
- Ivanovoball - He sews me vests.
- Kaliningradball - My cute exclave, rightfully took him from Nazi as a compensation for the atrocities. Home to the baltic fleet.
- Kalugaball - A European oblast that wasn't destroyed by Nazis, at least I have some nice Grandfather's architecture left. And thanks for discoveries in the field of Cosmonautics.
- Kemerovoball - Just some Siberian guy who can't into extreme coldness. Recently they had a mall fire.
- Kirovball - Some call him Vyatka. His old name anyways; I could care less.
- Kostromaball - He's bound to roads...
- Kurganball - All I know is the Kurgan Hypothesis from Samara. Not quite related to him though.
- Kurskball - Wow! My compass is going crazy! What kind of magnetic shit is going on, Kursk?
- Leningradball (Oblast) - The begining of my breathtaking cultutal city!
- Lipetskball - He has mechanical engineering...
- Magadanball -
Я уеду в Магадан!
- Moscow Oblastball - This is what I call "Podmoskovie". Protect my marvelous city, don't let invaders inside! GЯЯ he is stronk!
- Murmanskball - Hey, stop chatting with Norway there! Back to work! And no Sami language!
- Nizhny Novgorodball - The Volga namestealer to the guy below.
- Novgorodball - Undefeatable great grandfather of Russia.
- Novosibirskball - Home to the largest Siberian city.
- Omskball - Remove Evil Omsk Remove!
- Orenburgball - Where Europe meets Asia.
- Oryolball -
Хороший парень, но не орёл.
- Penzaball - xaxaxa, Jesusface.
- Pskovball - "I'm from Pskov, a stranger, comes to see the speaking dog".
- Rostovball - Bozhe moi! So many Hochlanders!
- Ryazanball - Bread 'n' wheat
- Sakhalinball - An island oblast. Watch carefully the Kuril islands, otherwise Japan will steal them!
- Samaraball - Are you that U.S territory?
- Saratovball - Shhh, no one is supposed to know that I have bombs everywhere around you. What do you mean that everyone knows it?!
- Smolenskball - This guy likes my sister's culture more than my own. Fuck you, kid.
- Sverdlovskball - Murderer of the Royal Romanov Family. Ekaterinburg best burg though.
- Tambovball - He loves to breed his animals!
- Tomskball - Eww, swampy forest oblast.
- Tulaball - Weapon factory. As detailed as jewelry.
- Tverball - Oh that neverending medieval Tver and Moscow rivalry (Xa, Moscow ultimately won)
- Tyumenball - Oil and gas controller, Khanty's and Yamal's mother.
- Ulyanovskball - Vladimir Lenin was born here!!!!!!! XAXAXAXAXAXAXAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
- Vladimirball - Vladimir Lenin or Vladimir Putin!!!!! Either one good!!!!!!
- Volgogradball - Fought the vicious Nazi and this resulted in our Victory!
- Vologdaball - the best butter on the world!!!
- Voronezhball - Sektor Gaza!
- Yaroslavlball - Are you Yugoslaviaball?
- Moscowball - The most spectacular capital in the whole world! This is what a real capital city looks like. He is technically one of my children that just loves... more capitalist pigs? What? How could you!?
- Saint Petersburgball - My glorious gem! Often called the Northern Capital and the cultural centre of Russia! Though, I sometimes of forget about him, of never has any interaction with of me.
- Sevastopolball - Shh, Hochland, this is my port now, XAXAXA.
- Chukotkaball - Far eastern okrug, I don't contact with him a lot. Because we are too far to meeting together. Better leave him alone to his Chukchi business. Only okrug who goes on his own.
- Nenetsball - Tell other subjects the secret of having a high GDP per capita.
- Khanty–Mansiball - Oil okrug! But Khanty, you know that you should give away all oilmoney to grandpa and aunt Moscow, no complains!
- Yamalo-Nenetsball - Gas okrug! Gazprom's playground.
- Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube -🎵Oy vey, you say? Some random jews are on my clay.🎵 *whew* Hol up, I recognize those colors... Wait a minute... HOMOSEX DETECTED!
- In Russia was born Edward Khil... better known as "Trolololo Guy".
- His best friend ever is Chinaball
- Russiaball bullies Polandball a lot in the comics.
- It is the largest country in the world (territorially).
- It has the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.
- Russia has land borders with 14 countries (not including Abkhazia and South Ossetia).
- To give you an idea of the size of the country, Russiaball extends from the European Unionball (to the west of its territory), have frontiers with Chinaball, and almost touches the USAball (Alaskaball) (to the east).
- In Russian language, the native name of the country (Rossiya) is a femenine noun. This explain why Mother Russia, the national personification of Russia, is a woman.
- It has 9 time zones.
- It is the coldest country.
- The fastest way to traverse the entire horizontal extension of Russia by car is to leave Smolenk, in the far east, to Magadan, in the east: it would be “only” 142 hours straight by car, or almost six days.
- Even the constructions confirm the gigantism of the country. The Kremlin, official residence of the president of the Russian Federation, is a veritable fortified complex in the capital Moscow. To get an idea of its size, the total length of its walls is 2,235m.
- In Russia beer has only been classified as an alcoholic beverage in 2011, when a bill for reclassification was passed by parliament and actually entered into force in 2013. Before, it was a “food item”, treated like a soft drink.
- Surrounding part of the Trans-Siberian is Lake Baikal in Siberia. It is considered the deepest freshwater and the largest in volume in the world, in addition to having 20% of the world's drinking water.
- It is impossible to defeat him in the winter. (ask Napoleon or the Nazis)
- It has the 2nd most powerful army in the world. (behind you already know who.)
- The dog Laika was the first animal to orbit the Earth. In 2008, a monument in his honor was installed in Moscow.
- At the Ploshchad Revoliutsii subway station there is a sculpture of a dog with a glowing snout. The reason? Russians believe that touching it brings luck.
- It was the third largest empire in the world.
- His national anthem is the same of the times of the Soviet Unionball, but with the lyrics changed.
- Currently, he is determined to return to be a superpower.
- He invented the periodic table of the elements.
- Lake Karachay, located south of the Ural Mountains, is the most polluted and radioactive lake in the world.
- In Russia, there is a temple dedicated to all religions that represents a peaceful combination of different cultures.
- Russia is so big that there cities like Vladivostok, which is close to North Korea, and the town of Naukan, a few kilometers from the United States ().
- The Great Moscow Derby is the name given to the matches between Spartak Moscow and CSKA Moscow, the most important rivalry in Russian football (soccer).
- Facebook, nah! VK, formerly called VKontakte, or ВКонтакte, is the social network used by Russians. There are more than 340 million people registered, in other words, the biggest social network in Europe.
- The most important holiday in the country is the New Year, with Christmas-like decorations. Christmas, on the other hand, follows the Orthodox Christian traditions and is celebrated on January 7th.
- Approximately 40% of Russians profess the faith of Orthodox Christianity. After the 25% who do not identify with a religion and the 13% atheist, the second most common belief is Islam (6.5%).
- He likes to say "Suka blyat" (means b*tch f*ck), although that can get him in trouble.
- Do you like wallpapers? It's tradition: almost all houses have this type of decoration.
- Another tradition is matryoshka dolls.
- When mentioning tradition, one cannot ignore ice hockey. It is the second most popular sport in the nation (behind football/soccer!)
- He was the organizer of the FIFA World Cup in 2018.
- The roller coaster, attraction of 10 out of 10 amusement parks, started – guess what – on the Russian mountains. In the area near St. Petersburg, people threw themselves on the steep paths in the middle of the ice with carts or sledges.
- 10% of the revenue from its state coffers comes from the vodka export tax.
- If your idea is to present a Russian with flowers, always give them in odd numbers (1,3,5...). Even quantities are intended for funerals.
- Never try to greet a Russian under a door. Local tradition says that such an act brings bad luck.
- Like any good father, he sold his son for 7 million dollars to the one who would later become his enemy.
- It is a bicontinental country (its territorial extension occupies two continents), Europe and Asia.
- He is the best friend of Kazakhstanbrick.
- His national animal is the brown bear.
- He hates homosexuals, to such a degree that he believes that Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube is one, because of his rainbow flag.
- His president often rides bears in memes.
- The vodka is his water.
- He is planning to visit planet Venusball in the 2020-2030 decade.
- Also in June 2021 he had announced the project to terraform Ganymedeball ( Jupiterball's moon) and Titanball (Saturnball's moon).