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    I’m gonna go out jackin’ it in San Diegoball is a major cityball on the southwestern corner of the state of Californiaball.

    It considers itself as the sane big cityball in Californiaball.

    Tijuanaball is its best friend and twin on the other side of the border with Mexicoball. San Diegoball and Tijuanaball were separated shortly after birth when USAball and Mexicoball went to war in the Mexican-American War.

    Also, the USAball places its Navy and its Marines in San Diegoball's clay.

    History

    San Diegoball was born as an Kumeyaay 3ball, previously called Kosa'aaypeloot, before being adopted by the Spanish Empireball, who renamed it to its current name. Then in 1821, Mexicoball gained independence and claimed it.

    USAball then adopted it after the Mexican-American War and placed its navy base on it to keep an eye on Mexicoball for a time.

    Now, its invests its time serving USAball's military, setting tourist traps, zoo-keeping, and researching biotech. It has its own major league baseball team, the Padres.

    San Diegoball is also Geek Heaven for thousands of pop culture fans and celebrities who come to its clay every year for the big Comic-Con International convention.

    Relations

    • Californiaball - Parent but HAHAHA IM GONNA ELECT A CONSERVATIVE MAYOR AND NOT FOLLOW COVID LAWS HAHA FUCK YOU!! B)
    • Los Angelesball - Cocky, smoggy megalopolis in the North only alive because of its suburbs. I have better Mexican cuisine and surf culture, you are delusional. P.S. keep your LA traffic on your side of Camp Pendelton.
    • San Franciscoball - NorCal cityball that stole the Panama-Pacific Expo from me in 1915. My Balboa Park is better than yours and so is my bay bridge! It can be into curves! Worst city in Californiaball and USAball In general!!
    • San Joseball - Frenemy sibling, NorCal, but is also overshadowed by a more "relevant" cityball. Gib tech start-ups.
    • Tijuanaball - My fraternal twin Mexican sibling and BFF who I absolutely adore. We have a shared appreciation of black and white animals. Lets me share its airport with me (and hopefully, maybe even its deal water). Important to note, that it makes the best Mexican food. It is one of the most dangerous cities in the world however so hope you are able to defeat the drug lords.
    • Oaklandball - MLB rival with the Oakland Athletics.
    • Sacramentoball - Passes laws that ruin me. Stuck under San Franciscoball's thumb even though it's one of California's more conservative cityballs.
    • Suburbballs:
      • Chula Vistaball - Friendly satellite city between me. Theoretically, I can re-connect with my San Ysidro/Otay portion if I anchluss yuo. But I need yuo to help me bring better public transit to the county at SANDAG.
      • El Cajonball - Conservative backwater in East County.
      • North County Triplets:
        • Oceansideball - Fellow cityball in the county of heavy military presence.
        • Carlsbadball - Brings tourists to my clay by having Legoland. Can into the deal, is of has Rockstar San Diego.
        • Vistaball - Triplet without the clout of the other two and can't go into beach town.
      • Escondidoball - Decent fellow, doesn't really try to stand out.
      •  Powayball - Respectable suburbia like Escondidoball, Lots of highlands and greenery*(when there is rain).
      • Coronadoball - Ultra-rich, self-absorbed racist suburb of the 1%. Has no time for us peasants or anyone less white than he for that matter. Literally has an airbase shaped like a swastika. It brings tourists to me though and has nice beaches.
      • Kumeyaay Reservationballs (3ball) - Haawka Panepaaw (Hi grandparent)! Tihuanpeloot, Chiappeloot, and I haven't often been visiting, but I appreciate that yuo can into the casino. Plox take Las Vegasball as a serious rival.
    • El Centroball - Agricultural cityball in my backyard that is part of my "bi-national mega-region" project with Baja Californiaball.
    • Phoenixball - My desert friend, I have very friendly rivalries with it, but its environment is too hot for me. Also has 3ball reservations around it.
    • New York Cityball - I HAVE THE BEST ZOO!
      • The Bronxball - New York Cityball's child, I despise you, your parent, and zoo. But hey you are dirt poor and have high crime and don't even have the best zoo LOL.
      • Queensball - My Padres are better than your Mets. Padres can into division series.
    • Las Vegasball - My rival in the tourism industry. At least I can into beaches.
    • Bostonball - Metro at the NE other corner of the continental USAball. Biotech industry rival.
    • Seattleball - Metro at the NW corner of the of the continental USAball. Biotech industry rival. Can into urbanist culture.
    • Miamiball - Metro at SE corner of the continental USAball. Can into heavy Hispanic culture.
    • El Pasoball - We are the safest cities in the country!
    • Omahaball - REMOVE HENRY DOORLY ZOO!! REMOVE!!!!

    How to draw

    Draw San Diegoball is not hard.

    1. Divide the circle into three vertical stripes, red, white, and yellow.
    2. Draw the seal of San Diego in the center
    3. Write 1542 curved below the seal.
    4. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

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