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“ | Europe is full of questions and Hungary is full of answers. | ” |
— Viktor Orbán
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“ | Isten, áldd meg a magyart/Jó kedvvel, bőséggel. | ” |
— Hungary beginning to sing its anthem
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“ | Én not hungry. | ” |
“ | Neeeem... neeeem... neeem!!! Megölleeek!!! Megölleeek!!! Megölleeek!!! TE KURVAAA!!! |
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— Some random Hungarian guy yelling after missing a tram ride
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Hungaryball is very hungry to eat a landlocked countryball located in Central Europe. Its clay is bordered by Cook Islandsball's food
Slovakiaball to the north,
Serbiaball and
Croatiaball to the south,
Austriaball and
Sloveniaball to the west, and
Romaniaball and
Ukraineball to the east.
The countryball is divided into 19 countyballs including the capital cityball of Budapestball which acts separately from any of the county governments, giving it a total area of 93 028 square kilometers, making its the 108th largest countryball in the world. As of 2016, it maintains a population of about 9.818 million inhabitants.
Being a Western Central European already gives Hungaryball the ability to join NATOball and
EUball along with the
Visegrád Groupball. Hungary also maintains membership in the
Danube Commissionball being connected to the Danube river and the
UNball like almost every other countryball in the world.
Hungaryball is often seen as that strange neighbor that moved into your block whose way of life is different from the rest of the neighborhood. Though Hungaryball may have an isolated culture, it definitely doesn't have an isolated social status. It gets along with almost all of its neighbors and has a good economy along with a very safe society. However, it still has a few traits such as xenophobia and a nearly corrupt government, which are disapproved by countryballs like Germanyball.
Its national day is August 20th.
Personality[edit]
Hungaryball thinks it's the most genius of all the nations, so it usually comes up with a "great idea" (a trick or a loophole) to solve problems.
It gets angry very easily.
Hungaryball is BFFs with Polandball. Hungaryball hates to be called "mongol", "bozgor", "hungry", or even "slav" (and Eastern European) one and if called such, will usually respond with a rather quirky but devastating insult to the offender. Hungaryball's language is known to consist of the most curse words of all languages.
It also hates immigration. Also, EUball is always arguing with it about its politics.
It is secretly very sensitive and cries when someone reminds it to the Treaty of Trianon. It misses its child.
History[edit]
Hungaryball was born as a
2ball, later being occupied by
Illyriaball,
Celtsball,
Sarmatiansball,
SPQRball and
Hunball, who contributed to the fall of
SPQRball by pushing
Germanic tribes into
SPQRball's clay.
After Hunnic Empireball collapsed, it's western half was occupied by
Germanic kingdoms, until
Avarball came, and stayed there until it was beaten by
Franksball.
In the year 895, seven Magyarsball tribes settle in Europe, about 225.000 Nomads under Arpad's rule, in the Pannonian plain. In the following years,
Magyarsball commit many raids in Europe, and even reaching
Spainball. Under St. Stephen, the Magyars were converted to
Christianity, thus forming
Kingdom of Hungaryball.
Then Mongol Empireball invaded Europe but however it and Poland kicked Mongolball out of Europe. For the next hundred years it,
Habsburg Empireball, and
Poland-Lithuaniaball defended from
Ottoman Empireball.
After that, Habsburgball anschlussed what was left of Hungaryball, until the revolution of 1848.
Austrian Empireball made a deal with Hungaryball in 1867, and then they became
Austria-Hungaryball.
Shortly after this came WW1, in which Austria-Hungaryball fought alongside
German Empireball.
Ottomanball and
Kingdom of Bulgariaball, but they lost, and as a result, two-thirds of Hungaryball's clay were given to
Czechoslovakiaball,
Austriaball,
Yugoslaviaball and
Romaniaball at the Treaty of Trianon. Because of this loss, Hungaryball hates
Romaniaball,
Serbiaball, and
Slovakiaball ever since.
Shortly before WW2, Nazi Germanyball gave back some of the stolen clay to Hungaryball, and because of this, they became BFFs for a short time. In 1941,
Hungaryball took its revenge out on
Yugoslaviaball by helping
Nazi Germanyball invade its clay, and forcefully kidnapped
Vojvodinaball afterwards.
Hungaryball then fought Sovietball together but later
Nazi Germanyball invaded it, and
Sovietball occupied them both, along with many others.
After WW2, PR Hungaryball was forced to give parts of
Transylvaniaball's clay to
SR Romaniaball and
Vojvodinaball back to
Yugoslaviaball. Hungaryball became a communist puppet state of
Sovietball.
Hungaryball rebelled against
Sovietball in 1956, but failed.
In 2004, Hungaryball became a member of EUball.
In 2012 it change its name from Third Republic of Hungaryball to Hungaryball
Flag Colors[edit]
Main Colors[edit]
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Madder Lake | 206, 41, 57 | C0-M65-Y58-K19 | #CE2939 | |
White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Artichoke Green | 72, 112, 80 | C16-M0-Y13-K56 | #477050 |
Relationships[edit]
Friends (Barátok)[edit]
- Best Friends:
Polandball - Lengyel, magyar – két jó barát, együtt harcol, s issza borát! We are best Friends since the Middle Ages. We are almost siblings, also share the same word, Kurwa and Kurva. The best friend I've ever met. It is Godparent of my kids. We are both hussars, and a member of Visegrád 4. HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY TO YOU MY BEST FRIEND! I will protect you and Canada! If somebody hurts you, also hurts me. We are rivals in football only. I helped it in 1939 with that I accepted its refugees, we can into best friends! I want a common border with you
, if. Usually I cheer it up when it is sad. And I'm sorry for helpingonly
Nazi
Austriaball - My spouse and my 2nd best friend ever. Kicsim, I love yuo *kiss*. We were the reason why we created a great empire. German Schnapps are delicious! WW1 and WW2 ally. We were both had hard times. But we still are best friends as of today.
Szekelylandball - My poor little child and my second best friend. It mark me as its best friend. I love yuo and I miss yuo too. *cries* But thank to EUball I can visit it whenever I want and I support it.
Albaniaball - A great friend whom we have honoured. A great Muslim country!
Burgenlandball - My child with Ausztria. Yuo is of so cute.
Austria-Hungaryball - A union along with Austriaball. My fugging glory day.
Azerbaijanball - It gibs oil for a vote in Eurovision. Also a Caucasian trade partner.
Bulgariaball - Slavic friend, we have some identical personality. We are friends since the Magyars first arrived in the Roman Empire. When it was formed in 681, I was there to help it. But it is my 4th best Slav since it is pretty far away and that we need to talk some more :) WW1, WW2 and Cold War ally.
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - A Kebab, but yuo defended my ass back in WW1.
Chinaball - Trading partners. It has been opening up to each other in recent years, I also have a lot of refugees from its clay during Mao Times. WHY DO YOU INFECT MY COUNTRY WITH KORONAVÍRUS HUH? >:(
Croatiaball - We made a personal union in 1102. I went to vacation here a lot, because yuo have the best beaches. I honestly have no idea how I beat yuo in football. But that sure was fun! We also can into buddies.
Estoniaball - My little sibling. Yuo is of so cute, I love yuo. It lives with its
step-siblings, but it wants to be Nordic. Also it is fine with my government, but it does not understand why I hate the
Fourth Reich.
Khanty-Mansiball - My lost twin sibling who live in Russiaball. And it is my closest linguistic kin. We speak to each other very rarely.
Komiball - My sibling who also has a ambiguous name.
Kingdom of Hungaryball (1000-1526) - My young time. I was of stronk. I miss my teenager years. *begins to cry gently*
Uralball - Parent! I'm its oldest child. Yuo is of always kind and I love yuo. *hugs* (
: *hugs*)
- Other uralic countryballs - My siblings.
Hunnic Empireball - My other parent. It was a great warrior. I never met with yuo, because yuo are died before I moved to Europe.
Borsod-Abaúj-Zemplénball - My
Ohiochild. Unfortunately my other childs makes fun of it. Maybe they don't, but I love you.Budapestball - My child. My capital. Happy 150th birthday!
Zakarpattiaball - My child.
- Magyarabball - My long lost kebab child.
Lithuaniaball - My good friend. It is
My Sibling's friend and
Poland's ex.
Canadaball - It helped to save our people during the Revolution of 1956. Is also a well-respected country :). It has a lots of Hungarians living in its clay and we share a great relationship. Also I trust you can handle American and Canadian relationships eh?
Germanyball (Sometimes) - Your football team is alright. I will give credit for you. But Merkel has not mentioned our great deeds in the EU! Also a WW1 and WW2 ally. Also, I helped it in its reunification in 1989.
Greeceball - We both don't like Germany.
Babka - One of my Best Friends, I constantly support yuo at the
UNball and
Merkelreich, and during the 2021 War between yuo and
Hummus I stopped the EUball from Denouncing yuo. I have Trade Office in
Jerusalemcube and yuo is also help me Go Into Space. Bibi and Orban are friends. Worth noting
Theodor Herzl come from Here.
Armeniaball - It is now one of my good friends and I have excellent ties with it.
Kosovoball - I recognize yuo unlike my rival.
If you dare do something very bad toSerbiaball, i will withdraw your recognition.
Malaysiaball- Hey look, another Asian friend who has some yummy Malay and Chinese mix culture! It also like my Magyar girls!
- NAFTAball and
Mexicoball - Good friends. I support the NAFTA deal.
Mexicoball, plox change your flag.
NATOball - I is of member but plox leave my spouse alone. It don't want to join yuo.
Philippinesball - It likes me, because I do not criticize its drug war.
Serbiaball (Since 2010) - At first since 2006 after the Montenegrin independence, our relations were worse since i recognized
Kosovoball, but during the middle ages, we were friends and enemies at the same time but we cooperated during the 18th century as i let the refugee live in Vojvodina. Im starting to think you're the best neighboring country ever as both Vucic and Orban love each other and they agreed to make a train station from Belgrade to Budapest as we both love
Russiaball. As times went on, we cooperate like the good old days. I forgive your apology for the crimes you did in the Yugoslav wars.
Pssst... ifhe gets closer to your nerves, i'll withdraw his recognition
Slovakiaball - My stepchild. You are an alright Slavic friend who has some Magyar that were famous in your area. I guess we can be friends. And plox stop using my coat of arms.
Sloveniaball - My Slavic stepchild and best neighbour and good trade partner. A 3rd favorite Slavic friend.
Switzerlandball - Nice friend. Yuo have the best chocolate and yuo is op rich. Also my sibling-in-law.
South Koreaball - Plox forgive me that happens Duna. Anyway It is my Ural-Altaic cousin. We have a common enemy.
Spainball - It wanted to help in 1956 but unfortunately was too late.
Turkeyball - Political and military ally. We have been enemies in the past but now we are great friends. Had problems talking with Armeniaball.
Turkmenistanball - Has few friends so I established some friendship.
Uzbekistanball - Gibbed me face masks! Thank you so much. It is a best Central Asian kebab.
Somaliaball and
Pakistanball - I accepted your refugees.
UKball (except
Englandball) - We are both hate 4th reich. It is Poland's boss. I sorry for yuor
Queen.
USAball - It helped me many times, and now I'm in NATO, It also help me with my military force. Nice burgers. Please be friends with Canada. I don't want to see two big friends fighting over NAFTA. Also stop calling me hungry or Italy plox!
Ohiorawr - It is of having the largest magyar population in the USA.
Vaticanball - Yes, can into Catholic! Thanks for visiting my clay twice!
Neutral (Semleges)[edit]
Czechiaball - It has Cold beer, nice cars and pretty women and can also into every organization as I. But don't start confusing your language with Russian. Your language is pretty difficult to understand. Your language is written using the Latin script (just like Hungarian) while the Russian language is written using the Cyrillic script.
Hummus - You never won a war and you hate my Jewish friend, but we both hate that evil neoliberal Soros.
Finlandball - My sibling. But why do yuo support
EUball against me and hate my friend
Russia? *Sighs* Fine, I let you into NATO now.
Iraqball - My partner who needs to tone it down with mass migration. Only then can we be friends. But at least you are not as bad as the other
kebabs.
Australiaball &
Latviaball - HOW DARE YUO STOLE MY
SPOUSE'S IDENTITY?! >:(
Ottoman Empireball - 1526 NEVER FORGET! YUO ANSCHLUSSED ME AND RULLED ME MORE THAN LIKE 150 YEARS! But we fight at the same side in World War I, so I guess we’re cool.
Indonesiaball - Malaysia's sibling and it like Rubik cube but why you hate me idk why?!! Oh, that football match...
Romaniaball - My rival and arch-nemesis. A partner who also home to many Magyars called
Transylvaniaball. We can be good friends because we are both in the EU. Please make some Hungarians famous in your territory at least so we can be better friends. AND STOP CALLING ME "BOZGOR" OR "MONGOL" AND LEAVE MY CHILD ALONE
OR ELSE...
Ukraineball - WE DONT LIKE YOU!!! DONT THINK OF JOINING
or
Italyball - We both hate the
EU. Plox change your flag. WW1 NEVER FORGET WHICH YOU BETRAYED US! In WW2, yuo are OK.
Liberlandball - Why do yuo hate me? I did nothing wrong to yuo. Anyway I'm yuor step-grandparent.
Russiaball - Thanks for GIBBING me Oil and trade please. In exchange I will use the Ruble on your dealings as you want.
Germanyball - NO I WILL NOT ACCEPT IMMIGRANTS! But historically, we have been allies. WE COULD'VE WON AGAINST YUO IN EURO 2020 AND KNOCK YUO OUT ON YOUR TURF BUT YUO HAVE TO FIGHT BACK AND KNOCK US OUT!!
Vojvodinaball - My child but why do yuo hate me?
Enemies (Ellenségek)[edit]
EUball - Thank to yuo I can meet with
my son. But They voted to trigger Article 7 sanctions against me!. AND HOW DARE YUO TURN MY
SIBLING AGAINST ME!!
LGBTQ+ - LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE!
ISISball - IT IS AN INSANE BALL THAT SHOULD NEVER STOP FOOT IN ANY EUROPEAN TERRITORY! STOP TERRORISING EUROPE!! ALSO YUO HURT MY
SPOUSE! TAKARODJ EURÓPÁBÓL,
VAGY KÜLÖNBEN MI MEG FOGUNK ÖLNI!
- Everybody who calls it "hungry" - I SAID stop! I really hate it.
Englandball - I defeated it by 7-1 and then 4-0! Also, it saying that my fans are "abusing" its team. It also hates my entire family, especially
Estoniaball. They never hurt yuo. I'm sorry for the Queen.
Franceball - TRIANON NEVER FORGET!! 1920 IS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!! But I do love your pastries, and loves my chimney cakes. And 🍷 my wine is better.
George Soros - REMOVE GLOBALISM LEAVE THE
PLANET ALONE!
OR ELSE...
Gypsyball - They steal everything that's movable, and they won't ever work.
GO BACK TO WHERE YUO CAME FROM! YUO ARE OF GROSS!
Denmarkball - WHY YUO SUPPORT EU AGAINST ME?!
Saudi Arabiaball - We don't want your refugees anymore you kurva! STAY OUT OF EUROPE! I MEAN NOW YOU KURWA! Don't say allah shit to me you son of a gun!
Joe Biden - Yuo are the Worst American President Ever! Trump is the Best! Not You!!
- Leon Goretzka - If he's not because you scoring the goal we would have beaten the German team and qualified for round of 16! German team suck! 23 JUNE 2021 NEVER FORGET!
North Koreaball - LIAR! IN 2015 I BEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL 5-1, NOT 0-98! REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!
Nazi Germanyball - We were allies in the past, but yuo Anschlussed me in 1944. But thanks for gibing back some clay. Also, Poland still has nightmare and sometimes cries beause of yuo. And I helped some of its refugees in 1939.
Polandball (In politics, from 2022) - Why do you hate me? I thought we are friends. *cries*
Sovietball - They're commies.
1956 never forget! 1989 best year of my life!
Pattaniball, Zimbabwe Rhodesiaball,Tajikistanball, and Kurdistanball - Kebab flag stealers! REMOVE!
Kuwaitball, Equatorial Guineaball, Iranball, Riversball, and Somalilandball - You also stole my flag but you turned it upside down!
Estelíball - Yuo stole my flag and my
sibling's name. YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE OTHER FLAG STEALERS!!! CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW!!!
OR ELSE...
Majapahitball - For stealing Magyar stripes.
Kurwaball &
Polandball (Kiribati) - HOW DARE YOU STEAL IDENTITY OF MY
BEST FRIEND, ALSO
YUO STOLE MY
MOM'S FLAG!
Serbia and Montenegroball - How dare you treat my
child so badly. Don't do any ethnic cleaning on It.
OR ELSE...
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Counties (Vármegyék)[edit]
He's subdivided administratively into 19 counties (vármegyék, singular: vármegye) and the capital city (főváros) Budapestball. The counties are further subdivided into 174 districts (járások, singular: járás). The capital Budapestball is subdivided into 23 districts (kerületek, singular: kerület).
- Baranyaball
- Bács-Kiskunball
- Békésball
- Borsod-Abaúj-Zemplénball
Budapestball
- Csongrád-Csanádball
- Fejérball
- Győr-Moson-Sopronball
- Hajdú-Biharball
- Hevesball
- Jász-Nagykun-Szolnokball
- Komárom-Esztergomball
- Nógrádball
- Pestball
- Somogyball
- Szabolcs-Szatmár-Beregball
- Tolnaball
- Vasball
- Veszprémball
- Zalaball
Trivia[edit]
- It had the highest hyperinflation in history.
- One of the most successful countries at the Olympics.
- Hungary has won the most gold medals in the Olympic summer games of all countries per capita
- It has the highest VAT ín the EU (27%).
It hates
George Soros for being the one who ruins all everyone's economies and finances,
despite Orbán's Fidesz party inflating the entire country.- The
Hungarian is the most spoken Uralic language.
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