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|“||Europe is full of questions and Hungary is full of answers.||”|
— Viktor Orbán
|“||Isten, áldd meg a magyart/Jó kedvvel, bőséggel.||”|
— Hungary beginning to sing its anthem
|“||Én not hungry.||”|
|“||Neeeem... neeeem... neeem!!!
Megölleeek!!! Megölleeek!!! Megölleeek!!!
— Some random Hungarian guy yelling after missing a tram ride
Hungaryball is landlocked countryball located in Central Europe. Its clay is bordered by Slovakiaball to the north, Serbiaball and Croatiaball to the south, Austriaball and Sloveniaball to the west, and Romaniaball and Ukraineball to the east.
The countryball is divided into 19 countyballs including the capital cityball of Budapestball which acts separately from any of the county governments, giving it a total area of 93 028 square kilometers, making its the 108th largest countryball in the world. As of 2016, it maintains a population of about 9.818 million inhabitants.
Being a Western Central European already gives Hungaryball the ability to join NATOball and EUball along with the Visegrád Groupball. Hungary also maintains membership in the Danube Commissionball being connected to the Danube river and the UNball like almost every other countryball in the world.
Hungaryball is often seen as that strange neighbor that moved into your block whose way of life is different from the rest of the neighborhood. Though Hungaryball may have an isolated culture, it definitely doesn't have an isolated social status. It gets along with almost all of its neighbors and has a good economy along with a very safe society. However, it still has a few traits such as xenophobia and a nearly corrupt government, which are disapproved by countryballs like Germanyball.
Its national day is August 20th.
Hungaryball thinks it's the most genius of all the nations, so it usually comes up with a "great idea" (a trick or a loophole) to solve problems.
It gets angry very easily.
Hungaryball is BFFs with Polandball. Hungaryball hates to be called "mongol", "bozgor", "hungry", or even "slav" (and Eastern European) one and if called such, will usually respond with a rather quirky but devastating insult to the offender. Hungaryball's language is known to consist of the most curse words of all languages.
It also hates immigration. Also, EUball is always arguing with it about its politics.
It is secretly very sensitive and cries when someone reminds it to the Treaty of Trianon. It misses its child.
Hungaryball was Ural-Altaic, as its descendant was supposed to be Hunball, who contributed to the fall of SPQRball by pushing German tribes into SPQRball's clay. Because of the "Hun-gary", Hun means like a Hun So they are Magyarsball were first mentioned in the year 700 by the Korean chronicles.
In year 895, seven Magyarsball tribes settle in Europe, about 225.000 Nomads under Arpad's rule, in the Pannonian plain. In the following ears, the Magyarsball commit many raids in Europe, and even reaching Spain. Under St. Stephen, the Magyars were converted to Christianity.
Then Mongol Empireball invaded Europe but however it and Poland kicked Mongolball out of Europe. For the next hundred years it, Austrian Empireball, and Poland-Lithuaniaball defended from Ottoman Empireball.
Shortly after this came WW1, in which Austria-Hungaryball fought alongside German Empireball. Ottomanball and Kingdom of Bulgariaball, but they lost, and as a result, two-thirds of Hungaryball's clay were given to Czechoslovakiaball, Austriaball, Yugoslaviaball and Romaniaball at the Treaty of Trianon. Because of this loss, Hungaryball hates Romaniaball, Serbiaball, and Slovakiaball ever since.
Shortly before WW2, Nazi Germanyball gave back some of the stolen clay to Hungaryball, and because of this, they became BFFs for a short time. In 1941, Hungaryball took its revenge out on Yugoslaviaball by helping Nazi Germanyball invade its clay, and forcefully kidnapped Vojvodinaball afterwards.
Hungaryball then fought Sovietball together but later Nazi Germanyball invaded it, and Sovietball occupied them both, along with many others.
After WW2, PR Hungaryball was forced to give parts of Transylvaniaball's clay to SR Romaniaball and Vojvodinaball back to Yugoslaviaball. Hungaryball became a communist puppet state of Sovietball. Hungaryball rebelled against Sovietball in 1956, but failed.
In 2004, Hungaryball became a member of EUball. In 2012 it change its name from Third Republic of Hungaryball to Hungaryball
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- Polandball - Lengyel, magyar – két jó barát, együtt harcol, s issza borát! We are best Friends since the Middle Ages. We are almost siblings, also share the same word, Kurwa and Kurva. The best friend I've ever met. It is Godparent of my kids. We are both hussars, and a member of Visegrád 4. HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY TO YOU MY BEST FRIEND! I will protect you and Canada! If somebody hurts you, also hurts me. We are rivals in football only. I helped it in 1939 with that I accepted its refugees, we can into best friends! I want a common border with it. Usually I cheer it up when it is sad. However please stop supporting Ukraineball, you do realize the majority there are being persecuted, thus why i don't want to sanction Russiaball.
- Albaniaball - A great friend whom we have honoured. A great Muslim country!
- Austriaball - My spouse and my best Germanic friend ever. Darling, I love yuo *kiss*. We were the reason why we created a great empire. German Schnapps are delicious! WW1 and WW2 ally. We were both had hard times. 1848-1849 NEVER FORGET! AND YUO KILLED MY 13 OFFICERS! But we still are best friends as of today.
- Burgenlandball - My child. We don't talk all that much these days.
- Austria-Hungaryball - A union along with Austriaball. My fugging glory day.
- Azerbaijanball - It gibs oil for a vote in Eurovision. Also a Caucasian trade partner.
- Bulgariaball - Slavic friend, we have some identical personality. We are friends since the Magyars first arrived in the Roman Empire. When it was formed in 681, I was there to help it. But it is my 4th best Slav since it is pretty far away and that we need to talk some more :) WW1, WW2 and Cold War ally.
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - A Kebab, but yuo defended my ass back in WW1.
- Chinaball - Trading partners. It has been opening up to each other in recent years, I also have a lot of refugees from its clay during Mao Times. WHY DO YOU INFECT MY COUNTRY WITH KORONAVÍRUS HUH? >:(
- Croatiaball - We made a personal union in 1102. I went to vacation here a lot, because yuo have the best beaches. I honestly have no idea how I beat yuo in football. But that sure was fun! We also can into buddies.
- Estoniaball - My cute little sibling, I love yuo. It lives with its step-siblings, but it wants to be Nordic. Also it is fine with my government, but it does not understand why I hate the Fourth Reich.
- Khanty-Mansiball - My lost twin sibling who live in Russiaball. And it is my closest linguistic kin. We speak to each other very rarely.
- Komiball - My sibling who also has a ambiguous name.
- Kingdom of Hungaryball (1000-1526) - My young time. I was of stronk. I miss my teenager years. *begins to cry gently*
- Uralball - Parent. But why do yuo named me Hungary? Everybody thinks I'm being hungry. But other than that, I still love yuo. *hugs* (: *hugs*)
- Hunnic Empireball - My other parent. It was a great warrior. I never met with yuo, because yuo are died before I was of born.
- Szekelylandball - My poor little child and my second best friend. It mark me as its best friend. I love yuo and I miss yuo too. *cries* But thank to EUball I can visit it whenever I want and I support it.
- Lithuaniaball - My good friend. It is My Sibling's friend and Poland's ex.
- Canadaball - It helped to save our people during the Revolution of 1956. Is also a well-respected country :). It has a lots of Hungarians living in its clay and we share a great relationship. Also I trust you can handle American and Canadian relationships eh?
- Germanyball (Sometimes) - Your football team is alright. I will give credit for you. But Merkel has not mentioned our great deeds in the EU! Also a WW1 and WW2 ally. Also, I helped it in its reunification in 1989.
- Greeceball - We both don't like Germany.
- Babka - One of my Best Friends, I constantly support yuo at the UNball and Merkelreich, and during the 2021 War between yuo and Hummus I stopped the EUball from Denouncing yuo. I have Trade Office in Jerusalemcube and yuo is also help me Go Into Space. Bibi and Orban are friends. Worth noting Theodor Herzl come from Here.
- Kosovoball - I recognize yuo unlike my rival.
If you dare do something very bad to Serbiaball, i will withdraw your recognition.
- Malaysiaball- Hey look, another Asian friend who has some yummy Malay and Chinese mix culture! It also like my Magyar girls!
- NAFTAball and Mexicoball - Good friends. I support the NAFTA deal. Mexicoball, plox change your flag.
- NATOball - I is of member but plox leave my spouse alone. It don't want to join yuo.
- Philippinesball - It likes me, because I do not criticize its drug war. Also, it is my adoptive grand-child.
- Rohingyaball - I Will Save Yuo.
- Serbiaball (Since 2010) - At first since 2006 after the Montenegrin independence, our relations were worse since i recognized Kosovoball, but during the middle ages, we were friends and enemies at the same time but we cooperated during the 18th century as i let the refugee live in Vojvodina. Im starting to think you're the best neighboring country ever as both Vucic and Orban love each other and they agreed to make a train station from Belgrade to Budapest as we both love Russiaball. As times went on, we cooperate like the good old days. I forgive your apology for the crimes you did in the Yugoslav wars.
Pssst... if he gets closer to your nerves, i'll withdraw his recognition
- Slovakiaball - My stepchild. You are an alright Slavic friend who has some Magyar that were famous in your area. I guess we can be friends. And plox stop using my coat of arms.
- Sloveniaball - My Slavic stepchild and best neighbour and good trade partner. A 3rd favorite Slavic friend.
- Switzerlandball - Nice friend. Yuo have the best chocolate and yuo is op rich. Also my sibling-in-law.
- South Koreaball - Plox forgive me that happens Duna. Anyway It is my Ural-Altaic cousin. We have a common enemy.
- Turkeyball - Political and military ally. We have been enemies in the past but now we are great friends. Had problems talking with Armeniaball.
- Turkmenistanball - Has few friends so I established some friendship.
- Uzbekistanball - Gibbed me face masks! Thank you so much. It is a best Central Asian kebab.
- UKball (except Englandball) - We are both hate 4th reich. It is Poland's boss. I sorry for yuor Queen.
- USAball - It helped me many times, and now I'm in NATO, It also help me with my military force. Nice burgers. Please be friends with Canada. I don't want to see two big friends fighting over NAFTA. Also stop calling me hungry or Italy plox!
- Ohiorawr - It is of having the largest magyar population in the USA.
- Vaticanball - Yes, can into Catholic! Thanks for visiting my clay.
- Czechiaball - It has Cold beer, nice cars and pretty women and can also into every organization as I. But don't start confusing your language with Russian. Your language is pretty difficult to understand. Your language is written using the Latin script (just like Hungarian) while the Russian language is written using the Cyrillic script.
- Finlandball - My sibling. But why do yuo support EUball against me?
- Iraqball - My partner who needs to tone it down with mass migration. Only then can we be friends. But at least you are not as bad as the other kebabs. And Kurdistan is yours. :) But yuo also claim Transylvania as yours!
- Ottoman Empireball - 1526 NEVER FORGET! YUO ANSCHLUSSED ME AND RULLED ME MORE THAN LIKE 150 YEARS! But we fight at the same side in World War I, so I guess we’re cool.
- Indonesiaball - Malaysia's sibling and it like Rubik cube and we're both hate Rohingya killer but why you hate me idk why?!! Oh, that football match...
- Romaniaball - My rival and nemesis. A partner who also home to many Magyars called Transylvaniaball. We can be good friends because we are both in the EU. Please make some Hungarians famous in your territory at least so we can be better friends. AND STOP CALLING ME "BOZGOR" OR "MONGOL" AND LEAVE MY CHILD ALONE
- Italyball - We both hate the EU. Plox change your flag. WW1 NEVER FORGET WHICH YOU TRAITED US! In WW2, yuo are OK.
- Liberlandball - Why do yuo hate me? I did nothing wrong to yuo. Anyway I'm yuor step-grandparent.
- Russiaball - End the war PLOX, and make peace with yuor sibling. Also your government put me in your Unfriendly List, why?
- Somaliaball and Pakistanball - I Accepted you but Why do you Like Russiaball, Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball though?
- Crimeaball - Hey I want to recognize you but my Spouse and Romaniaball forcing me to not recognize you.
- Ukraineball - I accept yuor imigrants. I will not gib yuo weapons. And one more thing: GIB BACK KÁRPÁTALJA
OTHERWISE I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT!
- Zakarpattiaball - My child.
- Germanyball - NO I WILL NOT ACCEPT IMMIGRANTS! But historically, we have been allies. WE COULD'VE WON AGAINST YUO IN EURO 2020 AND KNOCK YUO OUT ON YOUR TURF BUT YUO HAVE TO FIGHT BACK AND KNOCK US OUT!!
- EUball - Thank to yuo I can meet with my son. But They voted to trigger Article 7 sanctions against me!. AND HOW DARE YUO TURN MY SIBLING AGAINST ME!!
- LGBTQ+ - LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE!
- ISISball - IT IS AN INSANE BALL THAT SHOULD NEVER STOP FOOT IN ANY EUROPEAN TERRITORY! STOP TERRORISING EUROPE!! ALSO YUO HURT MY SPOUSE! TAKARODJ EURÓPÁBÓL,
VAGY KÜLÖNBEN MI MEG FOGUNK ÖLNI!
- Everybody who calls it "hungry" - I SAID stop! I really hate it.
- maghreballs - They all hate me because I rekt those guys in football.
- Englandball - I defeated it by 7-1! Also, it saying that my fans are "abusing" its team. It also hates my entire family, especially Estoniaball. They never hurt yuo. I'm sorry for the Queen.
- Franceball - TRIANON NEVER FORGET!! 1920 IS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!! But I do love your pastries, and loves my chimney cakes. And 🍷 my wine is better.
- George Soros - REMOVE GLOBALISM LEAVE THE PLANET ALONE!
- Hummus - Loser! It's a shame I recognize yuo. I always vote against yuo in the UNball plus the European Union. I is ONLY country in Europe to outright Condemn yuo when yuo start War with my Jew Buddy. Pathetic coward who never even won a war. REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!
- Gypsyball - They steal everything that's movable, and they won't ever work.
GO BACK TO WHERE YUO CAME FROM! YUO ARE OF GROSS!
- Denmarkball - WHY YUO SUPPORT EU AGAINST ME?! ALSO I HATE YUOR LEGOS!
- Pattaniball, Tajikistanball and Kurdistanball - Kebab flag stealers! REMOVE!
- Nazi Germanyball - We were allies in the past, but yuo Anschlussed me in 1944. But thanks for gibing back some clay. Also, Poland still has nightmare and sometimes cries beause of yuo. And I helped some of its refugees in 1939.
- Saudi Arabiaball and Iranball - We don't want your refugees anymore you kurva! STAY OUT OF EUROPE! I MEAN NOW YOU KURWA! Don't say allah shit to me you son of a gun! And by the way, Iranball, you are a flag stealer!
- North Koreaball - LIAR! IN 2015 I BEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL 5-1, NOT 0-98! REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!
- Sovietball - They're commies. 1956 never forget! 1989 best year of my life!
- Estelíball - Yuo stole my flag and my sibling's name. CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW!!!
- Nicaraguaball - Esteli's parent. Just change its flag and its name!! Even I'm older than yuo.
- Majapahitball - For stealing Magyar stripes.
- Myanmarball - OMG!, STOP MURDERING ROHINGYAS!!
- Armeniaball - It cut ties and hates me for being friends with Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. 31 AUGUST 2012 NEVER FORGET!
- Kurwaball & Polandball (Kiribati) - HOW DARE YOU STEAL IDENTITY OF MY BEST FRIEND, ALSO YUO STOLE MY MOM'S FLAG!
- Joe Biden - Yuo are the Worst American President Ever! Trump is the Best! Not You!!
- Leon Goretzka - If he's not because you scoring the goal we would have beaten the German team and qualified for round of 16! German team suck! 23 JUNE 2021 NEVER FORGET!
- Serbia and Montenegroball - How dare you treat my child so badly. Don't do any ethnic cleaning on It.
- It had the highest hyperinflation in history.
- One of the most successful countries at the Olympics.
- Hungary has won the most gold medals in the Olympic summer games of all countries per capita
- It has the highest VAT ín the EU (27%).
- Hungaryball Hates George Soros For Being ruins all everyone Economy and Finaces.
|Finnics||Estoniaball • Finlandball • Izhoriansball • Ingriaball • Kareliaball • Livoniansball • Vepsball • Votesball|
|Ugrics||Hungaryball ( Szekelylandball) • Khanty-Mansiball|
|Permic||Komiball • Permball • Udmurtiaball • Mari Elball • Mordoviaball • Samiball • Tyumenball|
|Samoyedics||Nenetsball • Enetsiansball • Selkupball • Yamalo-Nenetsball|
|Historical Entities||Magyarsball • Great Permball • Terra Marianaball • Eastern Hungarian Kingdomball • Austria-Hungaryball|
|Members||Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Polandball • Slovakiaball|
|Members||Austriaball • Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Germanyball • Hungaryball • Moldovaball • Romaniaball • Russiaball • Serbiaball • Slovakiaball • Ukraineball|
|Observers||Belgiumball • Cyprusball • Czechiaball • Franceball • Georgiaball • Greeceball • Macedoniaball • Montenegroball • Netherlandsball • Turkeyball|
|Founders||Belgiumball • Canadaball • Denmarkball • Franceball • Icelandball • Italyball • Luxembourgball • Netherlandsball • Norwayball • Portugalball • UKball • USAball|
|Joined during the Cold War|| Greeceball • Türkiyeball
|Joined after the Cold War|| Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Polandball
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Finlandball • Georgiaball • Ukraineball • Swedenball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Azerbaijanball • Armeniaball • Kazakhstanbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball|