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    I am in Missouriball is a stateball of USA-icon.png USAball


    Missouriball Is Netherlandsballwas officially born as an 3-icon.png 3ball, colonized by France and Spain, then was adopted by USA-icon.png USAball. He officially became a state in 1821. In the 1830s, citizens got into a feud with evacuees Mormon-icon.png immigrants.  In 1839 he lost a bloodless conflict with Iowa-icon.png Iowaball which Iowa-icon.png Iowaball had to give up his upper right corner.  During the Civil War, he was one of the few slave states to not join the CSA-icon.png CSAball.  However, he also sent a lot of people to fight for CSA-icon.png CSAball, and let CSA-icon.png CSAball's people use his clay to launch raids.

    Missouri-icon.png Missouriball was the launching point for many expeditions to settle more western clay.  People freshly arrived from German Confederation-icon.png German Confederationball would gather in St Louis-icon.png St. Louisball to buy wagons, oxen, sacks of flour, and grandfather clocks before setting out to ford rivers and die of dysentery.  Eventually, he decided to commemorate the valor of these peoples dying to settle new clay by building a giant metal halo; but because Missouriball couldn't do anything right it came out looking all wonky and stretched out.  



    • Kansas City-icon.png Kansas Cityball - Best friend. He's the only one I talk to because everyone either does their own thing or hates me, I'm looking at you, Arkansas-icon.png.
    • France-icon.png Grandma - Named me and influenced my clay.
    • Oklahoma-icon.png Oklahomaball - He is Illinois's friend, he has a lot of natives. We can into tornado!


    • Illinois-icon.png Friendly Rival - He is okay for the most part, but St Louis-icon.png St. Louisball can stand up to Chicago--the arch has more effort! Also, why are you so damn blue?
    • Iowa-icon.png Iowaball - We used to hate each other, but we are fine now. But stop calling me racist!!
    • Nebraska-icon.png Nebraskaball - Nothing bad to say about him, but we don't talk much.




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