| “ | Hey, you little piss-baby, you think you're so fuckin' cool, huh!? | ” |
— 100 gecs
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| “ | I might kill my ex, I still love him, though I'd rather be in jail than alone |
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I am in Misery Missouriball is a stateball of 
USAball
History[edit | edit source]
Missouriball was officially born as an 
3ball, colonized by France and Spain, then was adopted by USAball. He officially became a state in 1821. In the 1830s, citizens got into a feud with evacuees 
immigrants. In 1839 he lost a bloodless conflict with 
Iowaball which Iowaball had to give up his upper right corner. During the Civil War, he was one of the few slave states to not join the 
CSAball. However, he also sent a lot of people to fight for CSAball, and let CSAball's people use his clay to launch raids.
Missouriball was the launching point for many expeditions to settle more western clay. People freshly arrived from 
German Confederationball would gather in 
St. Louisball to buy wagons, oxen, sacks of flour, and grandfather clocks before setting out to ford rivers and die of dysentery. Eventually, he decided to commemorate the valor of these peoples dying to settle new clay by building a giant metal halo; but because Missouriball couldn't do anything right it came out looking all wonky and stretched out.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
Kansas Cityball - Best friend. He's the only one I talk to because everyone either does their own thing or hates me, I'm looking at you, 
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St. Louisball - Has an arch to welcome visitors and migrants. Hates 
Chicagoball.
Grandma - Named me and influenced my clay.
Oklahomaball - He is Illinois's friend, he has a lot of natives. We can into tornado!
New Mexicoball - Makes meth and sells it to me.
Neutral[edit | edit source]
Friendly Rival - He is okay for the most part, but St. Louisball can stand up to Chicago--the arch has more effort! Also, why are you so damn blue?
Iowaball - We used to hate each other, but we are fine now. But stop calling me racist!!
Nebraskaball - Nothing bad to say about him, but we don't talk much.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
Kansasball - Ha! You'll never get Kansas Cityball! He's mine! REMOVE WHEAT FIELDS!!
- Arkansasball - You'll never get the bootheel!! It's mine!!
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Videos[edit | edit source]
- History of the United States of America - Countryball version -Finished 2015-
By u/JPtoony
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