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    Pater noster, qui es in Caelo,

    Sanctificetur nomen tuum, Adveniat regnum tuum: fiat voluntas tua, De Tellure in Caelo quasi. Da nobis hodie panem nostrum cotidianum Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, Sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris; Et ne nos inducas in tentationem; Sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

    Following the fire that ravaged a large part of Notre Dame Cathedral, I join you in your sorrow, as well as that of the faithful of your diocese, the inhabitants of Paris, and all the French people.
    Pope Francis on the Notre Dame blaze

    The Vaticanball, or Holy Seeball, or Vatican Cityball is a European countryball and an enclave of Italyball, and furthermore Romeball. The Vaticanball cannot be divided into any sort of administrative division because it consists of only 109 acres (Even smaller than Central Park). It is the smallest country in the world. It likes to worship on Sunday because that is when Jesus died on the cross.

    As of 2017, it maintains a population of about 800 inhabitants. Recently, it visited Iraq to campaign for Christian rights there. It loves binge watching The Bible. It likes to spread the Bible and encourage people to follow Christ. To it, God is above everything, so its word that matters the most.

    History of the Chruch




    NOTE: Some Archaic words (ex: "thou" and "thy") were added because those are words you occasionally see on religious Catholic texts. Just something for fun.

    It is friends with almost every country in the world, but special mentions go to the following countries:

    • Catholicism - My religion and best friend.
    • Polandball - It can into Catholic. St. Jan Paweł II ❤ HAPPY 103 YEARS GOOD FRIEND! GOD BLESS YOU!
    • Italyball - It can into Catholic. It completely surrounds me. It's my parent too!
    • Germanyball - Most of its population can into Catholic, but it's birthplace of Protestantism. Benedict XVI
    • Franceball - It can into Catholic. Even though she invaded me in Napoleonic times and tried to force secularism on me, it is the best and I congratulate it for helping spread Catholicism to many countryballs. Also the holder of Crown of Thorns. Notre-Dame de Paris...
    • Spainball - It can into Catholic.
    • Portugalball - It can also into Catholic.
    • Irelandball - It can into Catholic. You need to stop drinking alcoholic beverages
    • Switzerlandball - It can into Catholic and my guard, also is very strict sometimes. It can into neutrality and square flag like ego. (but it hates Russia.)
    • Sloveniaball - It can into Catholic.
    • Slovakiaball - It can also into Catholic.
    • Croatiaball - Alter ego. It can into Catholic.
    • Hungaryball - It can into Catholic.
    • Philippinesball - One of the only Catholic countries in Asia. China should stop bullying it. It can into next pope! But please stop saying bad things about us. Glad we're cool now. Also hope you get better as well with the conflict going on in yuor clay. Just like Mexicoball. Also happy 500 years of Christianity my friend! 1521-2021
    • East Timorball - Other Catholic Asian. Indonesia should stop anschlussing it.
    • Brazilball - This guy has the most Catholics in the world! Here is a trophy for you. 🏆
    • Bavariaball - It is of German clay but it can into Catholic.
    • Russiaball - Giant arrogant It (Mother Russia) can into Catholic, I have seen some Catholic Churches. But, please stop saying that Orthodox Christianity is the only Christianity because there is Catholicism and Protestantism. Also stop invading Ukraineball or I will pray for you to lose. and stop bully ego for being small of bigger than yuo
    • Ethiopiaball - Cannot into Catholic, but their prime senator visited us & Pope.
    • Argentinaball - El Papa Francisco ❤. Our pope!
    • Ecuadorball - It can into Catholic. Good job, friend!
    • Peruball - It can into Catholic. Keep doing it.
    • Mexicoball - It can into Catholic. Great friend! Hope you get better soon from all of those conflict going on in yuor clay.
    • El Salvadorball - It can into Catholic by its name.
    • Taiwanball - Yes. It can into Catholic, and I can into recognize it unlike its communist sibling.
    • Serbiaball - It can also into Catholic but your main religion is Orthodox. I also crowned one of your kings back in 13th century and put your Churches in my clay. I withhold Kosovoball's recognition. Never forget what you done in 1995!!
    • Vietnamball - It can into Catholic. Unfortunately he can also into Communism.
    • Colombiaball - It can into Catholic. But stop sending your drugs to other countries.
    • Cubaball - It can into Catholic. but... (see neutral list)
    • Dominican Republicball - It can into Catholic. It also is the onlycountryballl with a Bible in its flag! But it is into too much of drinkings.
    • Democratic Republic of Congoball - African Catholic. It always tells me "Where Is Belgium?", funny man.
    • Angolaball - It is another African Catholic.
    • Iraqball - I donated a Lamborghini to save some Christian kids in its clay.
    • Indonesiaball - It may be a Kebab countryball, but our Pope is of friend its leader, And it has some Catholics, especially in Medanball and Manadoball. Also stop these extremists from persecuting fellow christians and bullying East Timorball plox! i'm glad it stopped.
      • East Nusa Tenggaraball - One of Indonesia's child who can into Catholic.
      • North Sumatraball - Same as East Nusa Tenggara, although some of its people are mostly kebabs. But it also had an ethnic group known as the Batak people who can into christianity.
      • North Sulawesiball - Same as East Nusa Tenggara, but why your majority is Protestant?
    • Malaysiaball - It can into catholic thanks to His Son.
    • San Marinoball - Antiquores terra inside Italia. Also surrounded by it just like me.
    • Lebanonball - Its name is in the Bible and it is the most Christian countryball in the Middle East.
    • Ugandaball - The first African countryball I got to visit.
    • Nicaraguaball - It may into Catholic. But it is corrupt sometimes.
    • Lithuaniaball - It can into Catholic. Don’t do it! Thy life is worth living!
    • Japanball - It is Shinto religious but can into Catholic too. Anime is good but hentai not allowed.
    • South Koreaball - It can into Catholic also its presidents Moon Jae-In and Yoon Suk-yeol are Catholics too!
    • Eswatiniball - Outside of religion, but we're both tiny and into absolute monarchy, we also both love Taiwanball.
    • Palestineball - I recognize Jerusalem as tu capital, AND WE SHALL TAKE JERUSALEM, DEUS VULT!!! Also it can into christianity. Ironically its christian percentage is more than them. However, One of thou child is Christophobic because of Hamas, at least I like West Bankball because It is tolerant and can into fully christian.
    • Iranball - Although it is Shia Muslim, It can also into Catholic. We were both are theocratic countries!


    • Czech Republicball - You were losing faith, my child. Leave behind your communist past and may God help you. Perhaps if thou invite me, I may help...
    • Estoniaball - Same as Czechia. But I believe you will go back and be Christian again!
    • USAball - It may into Protestant Christianity but it has some Catholics too, but why you make capital of Israelcube as Jerusalem? It is a very bad idea to do and ego say thou should have leave land as be and no disturbing peace. Also, it destroys Palestine. I recognize Jerusalem as part of Palestine now! Well, congrats to Joe Biden for becoming thy 2nd Catholic president!
    • Israelcube - It is the holy land and the birthplace of Jesus Christ but make peace with Palestineball now! I'm recognizing Jerusalem as part of it. But it cannot into many Catholics because its main religion is Judaism.
    • Syriaball - Ego hate Assad, but it still can into catholic.
    • Cubaball - Ego STILL has eyes on you Castro! Oh... Castro died... BUT STILL, IT'S COMMUNIST! (But at least it still allow Catholics on its clay and Pope Francis visited it in 2015 during the Cuban Thaw.) Still of believes Jesus Christ was a communist.
    • Saudi Arabiaball - Although it is a major countryball (Or the king of kebab), but our leaders get along very well with each other and we are both holy states vital to our religions.
    • Indiaball - It is Kebab remover and can into removing kebabs like Pakistanball and it also hates Communists. It beleives in God, but it belives in Hindu ones. It has a lot of Christians in its clay, so it can kind of into Christianity. It also is a holy land and has a lot of holy states, like Uttarakhandball and Kolkataball.
    • Boliviaball - How dare you show my Pope a communism symbol? However, it can into Catholic but do not hesitate to me now!
    • Kingdom of Italyball - Well, thanks for releasing me in 1929. If thou don't, then I wouldn’t exist. But they aren’t the best country in the world, because you have borrowed too many sins.
    • Venezuelaball - It can into Catholic. But, you have to stop being rude and getting into trouble with yuor siblings...
    • Netherlandsball - 20% percent of your country is Catholic. But why is your country Protestant?
    • Icelandball, Norwayball, Swedenball, Finlandball, Denmarkball and Latviaball - Why did thou guys leave? At least there are still some Catholics in thy clay.


    It hates warmongers, commies, and atheists (sometimes)...

    • Terrorists such as Talibanball, Al-Qaedaball, and ISISball who kill Innocents who won't convert to Radical Islam.
    • Jihadist and Mujahideen Muslims such as Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis, etc. They persecute christians and burning Bibles or Crosses to remove the christians from their lands. I will pray for them to repent some of their members so they can change and follow the path of the christ.
    • North Koreaball - Why do you persecute Christians and sent people to labour camps simply because they have a Bible and wanted faith in our Lord? I also heard you have churches and even some high ranking Christians so please make up thy mind. I like South Koreaball, not you!
    • Chinaball - No, I like Taiwanball, not you! Which is the reason you are officially atheist and that's the reason! I heard that you secretly can into Catholic and you have some churches in thee clay so I don't want to hate you. Also you are a communist. Again, I support Taiwanball against you!
    • Omskbird - I think it's a product of Satan. You are making Russiaball even worse!
    • Nazi Germanyball - You warmonger! Stop invading other countryballs! And if I remember, it dislikes Christians. (Phew, it didn’t occupy me...)
    • Slavsball - It hates me for "destroying its culture and persecuting its children".
    • Gazaball - Please stop persecuting christians, burning the bibles, and destroying churches with no reason! Hamas is the reason why you cannot into fully christian! Even your parent was worried about you! I like your brother not you! If you want to want me to accept you, just follow the path of the holy spirit, stop this insanity and also... REMOVE HAMAS!

    Former Enemy/Neutral-Enemy

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Golden Yellow 255, 225, 0 C0-M12-Y100-K0 #FFE100
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Golden Yellow 255, 225, 0 C0-M12-Y100-K0 #FFE100
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Chinese Silver 205, 205, 205 C0-M0-Y0-K20 #CDCDCD
    Red 255, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K0 #FF0000

    How to draw

    1. Drawing Vaticanball can be pretty hard:
    2. Draw a black circle.
    3. Cut it in half vertically with a yellow line.
    4. Fill the left half with yellow.
    5. Draw the coat of arms on the white half. Use Wikipedia to get the correct shape and colours.
    6. Draw the Miter on top of the circle, or cross, if preferred.
    7. Draw eyes and you're finished.


    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Vaticanball.

    Click here to see it.

    es:Vaticanoball pl:Vaticanball ru:Ватикан zh:梵蒂冈球 pt:Vaticanoball

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