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    Pater noster, qui es in Caelo,

    Sanctificetur nomen tuum, Adveniat regnum tuum: fiat voluntas tua, De Tellure in Caelo quasi. Da nobis hodie panem nostrum cotidianum Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, Sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris; Et ne nos inducas in tentationem; Sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

    Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball
    Following the fire that ravaged a large part of Notre Dame Cathedral, I join you in your sorrow, as well as that of the faithful of your diocese, the inhabitants of Paris, and all the French people.
    Pope Francis-icon.png Pope Francis on the Notre Dame blaze

    The Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball, or Holy Seeball, or Vatican Cityball is a European countryball and an enclave of Italy-icon.png Italyball, and furthermore Rome-icon.png Romeball. The Vaticanball cannot be divided into any sort of administrative division because it consists of only 109 acres (Even smaller than Central Park). It is the smallest country in the world. It likes to worship on Sunday because that is when Jesus died on the cross.

    As of 2017, it maintains a population of about 800 inhabitants. Recently, it visited Iraq to campaign for Christian rights there. It loves binge watching The Bible. It likes to spread the Bible and encourage people to follow Christ. To it, God is above everything, so its word that matters the most.

    Relationships/relationes[edit | edit source]

    Friends/amici[edit | edit source]

    NOTE: Some Archaic words (ex: "thou" and "thy") were added because those are words you occasionally see on religious Catholic texts. Just something for fun.

    It is friends with almost every country in the world, but special mentions go to the following countries:

    • Catholic-icon.png Catholicism - My religion and best friend.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - It can into Catholic. John Paul II-icon.png St. Jan Paweł II ❤ HAPPY 103 YEARS GOOD FRIEND! GOD BLESS THOU!!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - It can into Catholic. It completely surrounds me. It's my parent too!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Most of its population can into Catholic, but it's birthplace of Protestant-icon.png Protestantism. Benedict XVI ❤
    • France-icon.png Franceball - It can into Catholic. Even though she invaded me in Napoleonic times and tried to force secularism on me, it is the best and I congratulate it for helping spread Catholicism to many countryballs. Also the holder of Crown of Thorns. Notre-Dame de Paris...
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - It can into Catholic.
    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - It can also into Catholic.
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - It can into Catholic. You need to stop drinking alcoholic beverages
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - It can into Catholic and my Swiss Guard-icon.png guard, also is very strict sometimes. It can into neutrality and square flag like ego. (but it hates Russia.)
    • Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball - It can into Catholic.
    • Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball - It can also into Catholic.
    • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - Alter ego. It can into Catholic.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - It can into Catholic.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - One of the only Catholic countries in Asia. China should stop bullying it. It can into next pope! But please stop saying bad things about us. Glad we're cool now. Also hope you get better as well with the conflict going on in yuor clay. Just like Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball. Also happy 500 years of Christianity my friend! 1521-2021
    • East Timor-icon.png East Timorball - Other Catholic Asian. Indonesia should stop anschlussing it.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - This guy has the most Catholics in the world! Here is a trophy for you. 🏆
    • Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball - It is of German clay but it can into Catholic.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Giant arrogant It (Mother Russia) can into Catholic, I have seen some Catholic Churches. But, please stop saying that Orthodox Christianity is the only Christianity because there is Catholicism and Protestantism. Also stop invading Ukraineball or I will pray for you to lose. and stop bully ego for being small of bigger than yuo
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - Cannot into Catholic, but their prime senator visited us & Pope.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - El Pope Francis-icon.png Papa Francisco ❤. Our pope!
    • Ecuador-icon.png Ecuadorball - It can into Catholic. Good job, friend!
    • Peru-icon.png Peruball - It can into Catholic. Keep doing it.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - It can into Catholic. Great friend! Hope you get better soon from all of those conflict going on in yuor clay.
    • El Salvador-icon.png El Salvadorball - It can into Catholic by its name.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Yes. It can into Catholic, and I can into recognize it unlike its communist sibling.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - It can also into Catholic but your main religion is Orthodox. I also crowned one of your kings back in 13th century and put your Churches in my clay. I withhold Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball's recognition. Never forget what you done in 1995!!
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - It can into Catholic. Unfortunately he can also into Communism.
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - It can into Catholic. But stop sending your drugs to other countries.
    • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - It can into Catholic. Unfortunately it can also into Communism.
    • Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball - It can into Catholic. It also is the onlycountryballl with a Bible in its flag! But it is into too much of drinkings.
    • DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of Congoball - African Catholic. It always tells me "Where Is Belgium?", funny man.
    • Angola-icon.png Angolaball - It is another African Catholic.
    • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - I donated a Lamborghini to save some Christian kids in its clay.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - It may be a Kebab countryball, but our Pope is of friend its leader, And it has some Catholics, especially in Medanball and Manadoball. Also stop bullying East Timor-icon.png East Timorball plox im glad it is stopped.
    • San Marino-icon.png San Marinoball - Antiquores terra inside Italia. Also surrounded by it just like me.
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - Its name is in the Bible and it is the most Christian countryball in the Middle East.
    • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - The first African countryball I got to visit.
    • Nicaragua-icon.png Nicaraguaball - It may into Catholic. But it is corrupt sometimes.
    • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - It can into Catholic. Don’t do it! Thy life is worth living!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - It is Shinto religious but can into Catholic too. Anime is good but hentai not allowed.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - It can into Catholic also its presidents Moon Jae-In and Yoon Suk-yeol are Catholics too!
    • Eswatini-icon.png Eswatiniball - Outside of religion, but we're both tiny and into absolute monarchy, we also both love Taiwanball.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I recognize Jerusalem as tu capital, also it can into christianity. Ironically its christian percentage is more than Israel-icon.png them.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - It can into Catholic.

    Neutral/neutrum[edit | edit source]

    • Czechia-icon.png Czech Republicball - Thou were losing faith, my child. Leave behind your communist past and may God help you. Perhaps if thou invite me, I may help...
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Same as Czechia. But I believe yuo will go back and be Christian again!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - It may into Protestant Christianity but it has some Catholics too, but why thou make capital of Israel-icon.png Israelcube as Jerusalem? It is a very bad idea to do and ego say thou should have leave land as be and no disturbing peace. Also, it destroys Palestine. I recognize Jerusalem as part of Palestine now! Well, congrats to Joe Biden-icon.png Joe Biden for becoming thy 2nd Catholic president!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - It is the holy land and the birthplace of Jesus Christ but make peace with Palestine-icon.png Palestineball now! I'm recognizing Jerusalem as part of it. But it cannot into many Catholics because its main religion is Judaism.
    • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Ego STILL has eyes on thou Castro! Oh... Castro died... BUT STILL, IT'S COMMUNIST! (But at least it still allow Catholics on its clay and Pope Francis visited it in 2015 during the Cuban Thaw.) Still of believes Jesus Christo was a communist.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Although it is a major kebab countryball (Or the king of kebab), but our leaders get along very well with each other and we are both holy states vital to our religions.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - It is Kebab remover and can into removing kebabs like Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball and it also hates Communism-icon.png Communists. It beleives in God, but it belives in Hindu ones. It has a lot of Christians in its clay, so it can kind of into Christianity. It also is a holy land and has a lot of holy states, like Uttarakhand-icon.png Uttarakhandball. we still have missions there and we might do it again HAHAHAHAHA!
    • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - How dare thou show my Pope a communism symbol? However, it can into Catholic but do not hesitate to me now!
    • Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball - Well, thanks for releasing me in 1929. If thou don't, then I wouldn’t exist. But they aren’t the best country in the world, because thou have borrowed too many sins.
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - It can into Catholic. But, thou have to stop getting into trouble with yuor siblings...
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - 20% percent of your country is Catholic. But why is your country Protestant?
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball, Norway-icon.png Norwayball, Sweden-icon.png Swedenball, Finland-icon.png Finlandball, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - Why did thou guys leave? At least there are still some Catholics in thy clay.

    Enemies/hostibus[edit | edit source]

    It hates Serbia-icon.png warmongers, Communism-icon.png commies, and Atheism-icon.png atheists (sometimes)...

    • Terrorists such as Taliban-icon.png Talibanball, Al-Qaeda-icon.png Al-Qaedaball, and ISIS-icon.png ISISball who kill Innocents who won't convert to Radical Islam.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Why do thou persecute Christians and sent people to labour camps simply because they have a Bible and wanted faith in our Lord? I also heard thou have churches and even some high ranking Christians so please make up thy mind. I like South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball, not yuo!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - No, I like Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball, not thou! Which is the reason thou are officially atheist and that's the reason! I heard that thou secretly can into Catholic and thou have some churches in thee clay so I don't want to hate thou. Also thou are a communist. Again, I support Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball against thou!
    • Winged Doom-icon.png Omskbird - I think it's a product of Satan. You are making Russiaball even worse!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - Thou warmonger! Stop invading other countryballs! And if I remember, it dislikes Christians. (Phew, it didn’t occupy me...)
    • Slavs-icon.png Slavsball - It hates me for "destroying its culture and persecuting its children".

    Former Enemy/Neutral-Enemy[edit | edit source]

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Golden Yellow 255, 225, 0 C0-M12-Y100-K0 #FFE100
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Emblem Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Golden Yellow 255, 225, 0 C0-M12-Y100-K0 #FFE100
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Chinese Silver 205, 205, 205 C0-M0-Y0-K20 #CDCDCD
    Red 255, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K0 #FF0000

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    1. Drawing Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball can be pretty hard:
    2. Draw a black circle.
    3. Cut it in half vertically with a yellow line.
    4. Fill the left half with yellow.
    5. Draw the coat of arms on the white half. Use Wikipedia to get the correct shape and colours.
    6. Draw the Miter on top of the circle, or cross, if preferred.
    7. Draw eyes and you're finished.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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