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The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball or Talibanball,
or just Afghanistanball is a puppet state of Pakistanball countryball that is run by is the Talibanball. He came into power after Islamic Republic of Afghanistanball suffered multiple personality disorders and a subsequent invasion by Soviet Unionball. Sovietball withdrew its military in 1989, and several Afghanistanball of different factions started fighting each other, in which Talibanball took over Kabul in 1996. He then established the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball. In December 1999, one of Indiaball's commercial planes were hijacked by Islamic terrorists and landed in Kandahar, which pleased him. In March 2001, it destroyed the Bamiyan Buddhas, claiming it to be a false religion. Al-Qaedaball hid in its clay prior to September 11, 2001. A month after 9/11, USAball and its allied invaded Afghanistan and ousted Talibanball's regime. He know is currently awaiting reorganization should the Taliban rise again. Recently, they captured Kabul on August 15, 2021 marking their rise to power again. But they are still fighting for the Panjshir Valley
Until 650 AD, Afghanistanball's clay was occupied by Iranian 2ball tribes and Dravidian. These 2balls started creating ancient cultures and ancient sites. Later decades on in the VI century BC, Achaemenidball who expanded to the east took over. Achaemenid protected him from other tribes, bringing Persian cultures to Afghanistanball for centuries to come. Following by Macedonball conquest and murder on Achaemenidball, it conquered Afghanistan's clay and lots of Greeks were able to migrate to Afghanistan. Afghanistan was now a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrist.
When Alexander the Great died, three kingdoms formed out of Afghanistanball; Seleucidball being in the west, Greco-Bactrian Kingdomball in the north and Indo-Greek Kingdomball. Afghanistan was now a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrist. Seleucidball and Indo-Greek Kingdomball basically hated each other and both sought control of adding Afghanistan to their empire.
Islam Walks In
Afghanistanball became independent only in 1747, as Durrani Empireball, which was conquered by UKball in 1823. Afghanistanball though was never really a part of the UK, and become a kingdom since 1919. Afghanistanball wanted to "modernize" in 1919, but was quickly put down a decade later in 1929, and it became crazy nearly 1970s. He became a communist by Sovietball, but USAball "layed" Taliban, so Afghanistanball became a Democrat again. After the end of the Cold War, Talibanball helped Islamic State of Afghanistanball restored Islamic order only before it was taken over by him Taliban, but USAball invaded its clay and re-took Afghanistanball to the "right" side. ISISball invaded its clay in 2015.
Years later, Afghanistanball got infected with the Coronavirus on February 24, 2020. In August 15th, 2021, the Taliban won the 20-year conflict and took control over the central government in Kabulball, establishing a new Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball. This also caused resistance to grow, including protests around Afghanistanball's clay. One of ISISball's suicide bombers Bombed the Kabul Airport recently. Sadly, the Kabul Airport was taken over on the final day of August, marking the end of The Afghan Republicball. Former members of Northern Allianceball surrounded up to form Panjshir Resistanceball who is ready to remove him again. Recently, it has normalized relations with USAball after 20 years. On September 6, the Panjshir Resistanceball fell to its submission ending the conflict.
- Saudi Arabiaball - My best friend and akhi, also great Sharia ally because we practice true and pure Islam.
- Turkeyball - He used to be one of my worst enemies, but now he's one of my best friends, and it funds Islamists. THANK YOU ERDOGAN!
- Pakistanball - Second friend! Great akhi and Sharia ally and congratulated me for becoming true Afghanistan unlike this faker.
- Qatarball - Loyalist friends since 1996.
- Bangladeshball - We have good relations with each other and we might be of friends in the future.
- Colombiaball - Once enemy, but after it told me the immigrants were temporary, I started to like him.
- Uyghurball - Dafuq is China doing over there? WAIT GENOCIDE?! China will PAY FOR THIS! I will free you soon brother, inshallah.
- Darul Islamball - Another friend who wants to be just like me! You'll succeed soon, brother.
- Jordanball - Yuo is of Palestine's friend ?, oh my god 92% of yuor people are MUSLIM !! YES MORE MIDDLE EASTERN MUSLIM BRETHERIN !!
- Chinaball - First One to have a relationship with me. Willing to cooperate but stupid atheist and also suspicious of me for inciting separatism. Also stop oppressing Uyghurball and yuor own Muslim population pl0x!!
- Turkmenistanball - Anti-capitalist. No longer an ally but I like its isolation from filthy Westernizations. However, it hates my friend.
- South Koreaball - YOU SUPPORTED GHANI REGIME OVER TALIBAN! At least both of us like fellow kebabs and both of us hate totalitarian corrupt infidel.
- Donald Trump - He was the one who originally started to pull troops out of my land, so thanks for that, Trump. But it still hates my fellow Muslims, so I don't really support Trump...
- Ukraineball - YOU SUPPORTED GHANI REGIME OVER TALIBAN! However I recognize Crimeaball as your clay, unlike impostor who recognizes Crimeaball as Russian clay.
- USAball - He caused an insurgency in my clay and helped faker. He still recognizes him. But it might fight ISISball with me if my government treats women and Hazaras better. I remembered that it supported me in this war.
- FAKE AFGHANISTAN - STUPID BURGER PUPPET AND FALIURE OF AFGHANISTAN, I REMOVED YOU AND YOUR STUPID BURGER LOVERS!!! AUGUST 15TH 2021 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! YUO OF SMELL OF ROTTEN COW CORSPE (Now you are a corspe) HAHAHA!!! I SPIT ON YUO. HAHAHAHA!!!
- ANOTHER FAKE AFGHANISTAN - Another fake Afghanistan but this time stupid vodka puppet! Also removed him!
- Israelcube - Hates me and dosent recognize me, JUST PLEASE DIE ALREADY!!!! Also, stop occupying Palestineball.
- YET ANOTHER FAKE AFGHANISTAN - JUST AS BAD AS THE OTHER TWO AFGHANISTANS WITH THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS HE IS A TRATIOR!!! I HELPED YOU REMOVE Soviet Unionball AND YOU REFUSE TO SHARE ANY POWER! I WAS SO CLOSE TO REMOVING YOU IF IT HAD NOT FOR Northern Allianceball AND HIS DAMN ALLIES!!
- Tajikistanball - HE CREATED THAT STUPID ALLIANCE AGAINST ME! ALSO YOU ARE ONE OF THE THREE COUNTRIES WHO SUPPORTS PANJSHIR RESISTANCEBALL!
- Indiaball - Crazy Hindu Brother, cry Harder About Your Hijacked Plane And That Stupid Infidel "Buddhist Temple" YOU DUMB COW! STOP HELPING THIS FAKE AFGHANISTAN AND STOP TRYING TO BLITZKRIEG MY BROTHER
Wait, if you're the cow, then what is USAball?At least yuo hate this piece of shit too so thats good.
- Soviet Unionball - ANOTHER STUPID INFIDEL AND CAUSED PAIN AND SUFFERING IN AFGHANISTAN! 1989 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! FUCK YOU COMMIE SCUM!!!
- Russiaball - Honestly, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WILLING TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME! YOU SUPPORT CRAZY NUKE INFIDEL, TRUE TERRORIST! ALSO YOU'RE SON OF FILTHY COMMIE!
- ISISball - FUCK YUO, YUO FAKE MUSLIM! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY EVERYONE BELIEVE I AM TERRORIST! AND WHY DID YOU BOMB MY AIRPORT???? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ISLAM IS! I WILL TEAM WITH BURGER TO DESTROY YOU! AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO ATTACK ME YUO INFIDEL.
- Northern Allianceball - THIS TAJIK PUPPET INFIDEL WHO WAS AIDED BY HIS DUMB ALLIES WREAKED DOWN MY ISLAMIC STATE AND REMOVINGS ME IN 2001!!! WORSE IS HE GREW UP AS THAT DAMN Panjshir Resistanceball!! REMOVE!!!
- UKball - YUO ARE ONE OF THE "SAVIOURS", HUH, WORTHLESS TEABAG???? YUO IS TRYING TO SAVE THEM ALL, HUH??? HOW ABOUT NO!!! YUO IS A DISGRACE!!! LEAVE ME TO DO WHAT I WANT TO MY COUNTRY, YOU CAN'T EVEN OCCUPY GLORIOUS AFGHAN CLAY!!!!!! F*** YUO!!!! DEATH TO BRITANNIA!!!!!
At least your dumb empire was done for thanks to that failed invasion.
- Taiwanball - Fake China, Mainland Chinaball Real China!
- Greeceball - LEAVE MY MUSLIM BROTHER ALONE, YUO POOR INFIDEL!!! DEFEND KEBAB! REMOVE GYRO! Inshallah kebab will of killings yuo!
- Iranball - SCREW YUO! I'M NOT TERRORIST! YUO'RE TERRORIST! SHIA ISLAM FAKE ISLAM! SUNNI ISLAM REAL ISLAM!! I think you're secretly supporting ISISball against me.
- Panjshir Resistanceball - YUO IS OF NORTH KOREAN PUPPET! I FINALLY DEFEATED YOU!!!! GO TO JAHANNAM AND NEVER COME BACK TO THE UNIVERSE!
- Venezuelaball - YOU'RE SOUTH AMERICAN VERSION OF NORTH KOREABALL! JUST STOP MESSING WITH COLOMBIABALL YUO CORRUPT TOTALITARIAN INFIDEL!, Inshallah coffee land and burger will of killings yuo!
- Armeniaball - YOU ARE BEST FRIEND OF GYRO! YOU'RE ALSO RUSSIAN PUPPET! Inshallah kebab will of killings yuo!
- Kuwaitball - MIDDLE EASTERN IDIOT WHO CALLED ME A DISGRACE' AND PIECE OF GARBAGE! REMOVVVEEE!!!
- Amrullah Saleh - YOU'RE THE TOTALITARIAN CORRUPT PRESIDENT OF PANJSHIR RESISTANCEBALL! YOU'RE INSPIRED BY KIM JONG-UN! REMOVE YUO! REMOVE YOUR TOTALITARIANISM! AFGHANISTAN IS BETTER WITHOUT YUO!
- Ahmad Massoud - AND YOU'RE THE TERRORIST CORRUPT MAIN LEADER OF PANJSHIR RESISTANCEBALL! YOU'RE INSPIRED BY ALI KHAMANEI! REMOVE YUO! REMOVE YOUR TERRORISM! AFGHANISTAN IS ALSO BETTER WITHOUT YUO!
- Ashraf Ghani - YUO STOLE 169 MILLION DOLLARS AWAY FROM ME, GIB MY STOLEN MONEY BACK! YUO CORRUPT INFIDEL! EVEN RUSSIABALL ACCEPTED HOW CORRUPT ARE YUO!
- UAEball - GRANTS ASYLUM TO ENEMIES!!!
Despite certain countries still recognizing the Islamic Republic, they are a few who recognize the Islamic Emirate as the successors.
- Malaysiaball (N/A; undecided)
- Russiaball (N/A; undecided despite negotiations)