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    The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball or Talibanball, or just Afghanistanball is a puppet state of Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball countryball that is run by is the Taliban-icon.png Talibanball. He came into power after Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png Islamic Republic of Afghanistanball suffered multiple personality disorders and a subsequent invasion by Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. Sovietball withdrew its military in 1989, and several Afghanistanball of different factions started fighting each other, in which Talibanball took over Kabul in 1996. He then established the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball. In December 1999, one of India-icon.png Indiaball's commercial planes were hijacked by Islamic terrorists and landed in Kandahar, which pleased him. In March 2001, it destroyed the Bamiyan Buddhas, claiming it to be a false religion. Al-Qaeda-icon.png Al-Qaedaball hid in its clay prior to September 11, 2001. A month after 9/11, USA-icon.png USAball and its allied invaded Afghanistan and ousted Talibanball's regime. He know is currently awaiting reorganization should the Taliban rise again. Recently, they captured Kabul on August 15, 2021 marking their rise to power again. But they are still fighting for the Panjshir Valley

    History

    Pre-Islamic Afghanistan

    Until 650 AD, Taliban-icon.png Afghanistanball's clay was occupied by Iranian 2-icon.png 2ball tribes and Indus Valley-icon.png Dravidian. These 2balls started creating ancient cultures and ancient sites. Later decades on in the VI century BC, Achaemenid-icon.png Achaemenidball who expanded to the east took over. Achaemenid protected him from other tribes, bringing Persian cultures to Afghanistanball for centuries to come. Following by Macedon-icon.png Macedonball conquest and murder on Achaemenid-icon.png Achaemenidball, it conquered Afghanistan's clay and lots of Greeks were able to migrate to Afghanistan. Afghanistan was now a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrist.

    When Macedon-icon.png Alexander the Great died, three kingdoms formed out of Afghanistanball; Seleucid-icon.png Seleucidball being in the west, Greco-Bactrian Kingdom-icon.png Greco-Bactrian Kingdomball in the north and Indo-Greek Kingdom-icon.png Indo-Greek Kingdomball. Afghanistan was now a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrist. Seleucid-icon.png Seleucidball and Indo-Greek Kingdom-icon.png Indo-Greek Kingdomball basically hated each other and both sought control of adding Afghanistan to their empire.

    Islam Walks In

    The Caliphate-icon.png Caliphateballs expanded into India-icon.png Indiaball, but Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball invaded its clay in 1219 after the Mongol conquest of Khwarezmia.

    "Modern" Afghanistan

    Afghanistan-icon.png Afghanistanball became independent only in 1747, as Durrani-icon.png Durrani Empireball, which was conquered by UK-icon.png UKball in 1823. Afghanistan-icon.png Afghanistanball though was never really a part of the UK, and become a kingdom since 1919. Afghanistan-icon.png Afghanistanball wanted to "modernize" in 1919, but was quickly put down a decade later in 1929, and it became crazy nearly 1970s. He became a communist by Soviet-icon.png Sovietball, but USA-icon.png USAball "layed" Taliban-icon.png Taliban, so Afghanistanball became a Democrat again. After the end of the Cold War, Taliban-icon.png Talibanball helped Islamic State of Afghanistan-icon.png Islamic State of Afghanistanball restored Islamic order only before it was taken over by him Taliban-icon.png Taliban, but USA-icon.png USAball invaded its clay and re-took Taliban-icon.png Afghanistanball to the Afghan-icon.png "right" side. ISIS-icon.png ISISball invaded its clay in 2015.

    Years later, Afghanistanball got infected with the Coronavirus on February 24, 2020. In August 15th, 2021, the Taliban-icon.png Taliban won the 20-year conflict and took control over the central government in Kabul-icon.png Kabulball, establishing a new Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball. This also caused resistance to grow, including protests around Afghanistanball's clay. One of ISIS-icon.png ISISball's suicide bombers Bombed the Kabul Airport recently. Sadly, the Kabul Airport was taken over on the final day of August, marking the end of The Afghan Republicball. Former members of Putumayo-icon.png Northern Allianceball surrounded up to form Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png Panjshir Resistanceball who is ready to remove him again. Recently, it has normalized relations with USA-icon.png USAball after 20 years. On September 6, the Afghan-icon.png Panjshir Resistanceball fell to its submission ending the conflict.

    Relationships

    Friends

    Anyone whose friend with Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball and hates Iran-icon.png Iranball is my friend.

    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - My best friend and akhi, also great Sharia ally because we practice true and pure Wahhabism-icon.png Islam.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - He used to be one of my worst enemies, but now he's one of my best friends, and it funds Islamists. THANK YOU Erdogan-icon.png ERDOGAN!
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Second friend! Great akhi and Sharia ally and congratulated me for becoming true Afghanistan unlike this Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png faker.
    • Qatar-icon.pngQatarball - Loyalist friends since 1996.
    • Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball - We have good relations with each other and we might be of friends in the future.
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - Once enemy, but after it told me the immigrants were temporary, I started to like him.
    • Uyghur-icon.png Uyghurball - Dafuq is China-icon.png China doing over there? WAIT GENOCIDE?! China will PAY FOR THIS! I will free you soon brother, inshallah.
    • Darul Islamball - Another friend who wants to be just like me! You'll succeed soon, brother.
    • Jordan-icon.png Jordanball - Yuo is of Palestine's friend ?, oh my god 92% of yuor people are MUSLIM !! YES MORE MIDDLE EASTERN MUSLIM BRETHERIN !!

    Neutral

    • China-icon.png Chinaball - First One to have a relationship with me. Willing to cooperate but stupid atheist and also suspicious of me for inciting separatism. Also stop oppressing Uyghur-icon.png Uyghurball and yuor own Muslim population pl0x!!
    • Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball - Anti-capitalist. No longer an ally but I like its isolation from filthy Westernizations. However, it hates Saudi Arabia-icon.png my friend.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - YOU SUPPORTED Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png GHANI REGIME OVER Taliban-icon.png TALIBAN! At least both of us like Saudi Arabia-icon.png Turkey-icon.png fellow kebabs and both of us hate North Korea-icon.png totalitarian corrupt infidel.
    • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - He was the one who originally started to pull troops out of my land, so thanks for that, Trump. But it still hates my fellow Muslims, so I don't really support Trump...
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - YOU SUPPORTED Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png GHANI REGIME OVER Taliban-icon.png TALIBAN! However I recognize Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball as your clay, unlike Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png impostor who recognizes Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball as Russia-icon.png Russian clay.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - He caused an insurgency in my clay and helped Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png faker. He still recognizes him. But it might fight ISIS-icon.png ISISball with me if my government treats women and Hazaras better. I remembered that it supported me in this war.

    INFIDELS Enemies

    Almost Earth-icon.png everybody hates Afghanistanball for becoming a terrorist and fundamentalist, but most importantly:

    • Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png FAKE AFGHANISTAN - STUPID BURGER PUPPET AND FALIURE OF AFGHANISTAN, I REMOVED YOU AND YOUR STUPID BURGER LOVERS!!! AUGUST 15TH 2021 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! YUO OF SMELL OF ROTTEN COW CORSPE (Now you are a corspe) HAHAHA!!! I SPIT ON YUO. HAHAHAHA!!!
    • DR Afghan-icon.png ANOTHER FAKE AFGHANISTAN - Another fake Afghanistan but this time stupid Soviet-icon.png vodka puppet! Also removed him!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Hates me and dosent recognize me, JUST PLEASE DIE ALREADY!!!! Also, stop occupying Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.
    • Islamic State of Afghanistan-icon.png YET ANOTHER FAKE AFGHANISTAN - JUST AS BAD AS THE OTHER TWO AFGHANISTANS WITH THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS HE IS A TRATIOR!!! I HELPED YOU REMOVE Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball AND YOU REFUSE TO SHARE ANY POWER! I WAS SO CLOSE TO REMOVING YOU IF IT HAD NOT FOR Putumayo-icon.png Northern Allianceball AND HIS DAMN ALLIES!!
    • Tajik-icon.png Tajikistanball - HE CREATED THAT Putumayo-icon.png STUPID ALLIANCE AGAINST ME! ALSO YOU ARE ONE OF North Korea-icon.png Iran-icon.png Tajik-icon.png THE THREE COUNTRIES WHO SUPPORTS Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png PANJSHIR RESISTANCEBALL!
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Crazy Hindu Brother, cry Harder About Your Hijacked Plane And That Stupid Infidel "Buddhist Temple" YOU DUMB COW! STOP HELPING THIS FAKE AFGHANISTAN AND STOP TRYING TO BLITZKRIEG MY BROTHER Wait, if you're the cow, then what is USA-icon.png USAball? At least yuo hate this ISIS-icon.png piece of shit too so thats good.
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - ANOTHER STUPID INFIDEL AND CAUSED PAIN AND SUFFERING IN AFGHANISTAN! 1989 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! FUCK YOU COMMIE SCUM!!!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Honestly, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WILLING TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME! YOU SUPPORT North Korea-icon.png CRAZY NUKE INFIDEL, Iran-icon.png TRUE TERRORIST! ALSO YOU'RE SON OF Soviet-icon.png FILTHY COMMIE!
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - FUCK YUO, YUO FAKE MUSLIM! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY EVERYONE BELIEVE I AM TERRORIST! AND WHY DID YOU BOMB MY AIRPORT???? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ISLAM IS! I WILL TEAM WITH USA-icon.png BURGER TO DESTROY YOU! AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO ATTACK ME YUO INFIDEL.
    • Putumayo-icon.png Northern Allianceball - THIS TAJIK PUPPET INFIDEL WHO WAS AIDED BY HIS DUMB ALLIES WREAKED DOWN MY ISLAMIC STATE AND REMOVINGS ME IN 2001!!! WORSE IS HE GREW UP AS THAT DAMN Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png Panjshir Resistanceball!! REMOVE!!!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - YUO ARE ONE OF THE "SAVIOURS", HUH, WORTHLESS TEABAG???? YUO IS TRYING TO SAVE THEM ALL, HUH??? HOW ABOUT NO!!! YUO IS A DISGRACE!!! LEAVE ME TO DO WHAT I WANT TO MY COUNTRY, YOU CAN'T EVEN OCCUPY GLORIOUS AFGHAN CLAY!!!!!! F*** YUO!!!! DEATH TO BRITANNIA!!!!! At least your dumb empire was done for thanks to that failed invasion.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Fake China, China-icon.png Mainland Chinaball Real China!
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - LEAVE Turkey-icon.png MY MUSLIM BROTHER ALONE, YUO POOR INFIDEL!!! DEFEND KEBAB! REMOVE GYRO! Inshallah Turkey-icon.png kebab will of killings yuo!
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - SCREW YUO! I'M NOT TERRORIST! YUO'RE TERRORIST! SHIA ISLAM FAKE ISLAM! SUNNI ISLAM REAL ISLAM!! I think you're secretly supporting ISIS-icon.png ISISball against me.
    • Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png Panjshir Resistanceball - YUO IS OF North Korea-icon.png NORTH KOREAN PUPPET! I FINALLY DEFEATED YOU!!!! GO TO JAHANNAM AND NEVER COME BACK TO Universe-icon.png THE UNIVERSE!
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - YOU'RE SOUTH AMERICAN VERSION OF North Korea-icon.png NORTH KOREABALL! JUST STOP MESSING WITH Colombia-icon.png COLOMBIABALL YUO CORRUPT TOTALITARIAN INFIDEL!, Inshallah Colombia-icon.png coffee land and USA-icon.png burger will of killings yuo!
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - YOU ARE BEST FRIEND OF Greece-icon.png GYRO! YOU'RE ALSO Russia-icon.png RUSSIAN PUPPET! Inshallah Turkey-icon.png kebab will of killings yuo!
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - MIDDLE EASTERN IDIOT WHO CALLED ME A DISGRACE' AND PIECE OF GARBAGE! REMOVVVEEE!!!
    • Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png Amrullah Saleh - YOU'RE THE TOTALITARIAN CORRUPT PRESIDENT OF Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png PANJSHIR RESISTANCEBALL! YOU'RE INSPIRED BY North Korea-icon.png KIM JONG-UN! REMOVE YUO! REMOVE YOUR TOTALITARIANISM! AFGHANISTAN IS BETTER WITHOUT YUO!
    • Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png Ahmad Massoud - AND YOU'RE THE TERRORIST CORRUPT MAIN LEADER OF Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png PANJSHIR RESISTANCEBALL! YOU'RE INSPIRED BY Iran-icon.png ALI KHAMANEI! REMOVE YUO! REMOVE YOUR TERRORISM! AFGHANISTAN IS ALSO BETTER WITHOUT YUO!
    • Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png Ashraf Ghani - YUO STOLE 169 MILLION DOLLARS AWAY FROM ME, GIB MY STOLEN MONEY BACK! YUO CORRUPT INFIDEL! EVEN Russia-icon.png RUSSIABALL ACCEPTED HOW CORRUPT ARE YUO!
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - GRANTS ASYLUM TO ENEMIES!!!

    Recognition

    Despite certain countries still recognizing the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png Islamic Republic, they are a few who recognize the Islamic Emirate as the successors.

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