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also known as Talibanball, officially the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball is Vietnamball 2.0 a landlocked countryball in Central Asia that is run by Talibanball. It came into power after Afghanistanball suffered multiple personality disorders and several invasions by Soviet Unionball, British Empireball, and USAball. When the first two withdrew from Afghanistanball, its different factions started fighting each other, in which the Talibanball took over Kabulball in 1996, and then established the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball. Al-Qaedaball hid in its clay prior to 9/11, and a few days afterwards USAball and its allies invaded Afghanistan and ousted Talibanball's regime. After 20 years, Talibanball captured Kabulball on 15 August 2021, marking the emirate's second rise to power.
The countryball is composed of 652,864 miles of clay, making it the 40th largest countryball (41st if you count Greenlandball in Denmarkball's area) by amounts of clay. In terms of population, they have the 43rd most people, with 32,890,171 people as of 4th of January, 2022.
The country has the worst human rights ever. Because the Talibanball hates industry, they use traditional, old-fashioned ways of building up their economy. This makes Afghanistanball one of the few countries that don't use a capitalist nor socialist system.
Until 650 AD, Afghanistanball's clay known as Bactriaball, was occupied by Dravidians from Indus Valleyball who started to build up towns around the Hindu Kush mountains. Iranian 2ball tribes later dominated the region. These 2balls started creating ancient cultures and sites. Later decades on in the VI century BC, Achaemenidball who expanded to the east took over. Achaemenid invaded Afghanistan as well as other tribes, bringing Persian cultures to Afghanistanball for centuries to come. Following by Macedonball conquest and murder on Achaemenidball, it conquered Afghanistan's clay and lots of Greeks were able to migrate to Afghanistan. Afghanistan evolved to a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrian.
When Alexander the Great died, three kingdoms formed out of Afghanistanball; Seleucidball first controlled it, but then from known as Bactria, Greco-Bactrian Kingdomball revolted. In this period, Afghanistan was now a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrian.
Parthiaball took control of Afghanistan later on, however, the Kushites took over and used the lands as a base of conquests into Indiaball. Since Parthiaball was too weak, Kushan Empireball continued their presences until Sassanidball came and destroyed most of the empire reducing it to a very small clay. Many Afghan (city) states like Kabul Shahiball were independent resulting in the collapse.
The Caliphateballs expanded into western Afghanistanball's clay, but Afghanistanball would never fully convert to Islam until the 9th century. One of the cities, Zabulball, converted to Islam, evolved to Saffaridball, and had conquered neighboring Heratball, Bamiyanball, and Udyanaball, and went on to invade the Abbasid vassal of Tahiridball. The conquest of the Abbasid controlled affected the Samanid Empire in Turkmenia, which went after Saffaridball, defeating it and making it a vassal. Under the Samanid dynasty, Iranic culture saw a revival under Islamic influence in Persia. Samanid Empireball also owned Turks as slaves, but after a slave revolt the Turks overthrew them and established their own empire. Ghaznavidsball was of really stronk, as it pushed into the Indian subcontinent, and would have expanded to Persiaball if it weren't for Seljukball in the Battle of Dandanaqan. Ghaznavidsball ended up being otherthrown by native Afghans.
Mongol Empireball invaded its clay in 1219 after the Mongol conquest of Khwarezmia. It became under the rule of Ilkhanateball and Chagatai Khanateball. After the Black Death, Kartidsball was bvorn out of Ilkhanateball's death from Illness, but in a short matter of time the Timurids would invade it. Heratball went under a renaissance.
After the fall of Timurids to Safavidball, the Timurids still ruled over their last province Kabulball. They later pushed into conquering the Delhi Sultanateball. This created the Mughalball, who had presence in eastern Afghanistan but intended to expand and conquer all of Indiaball, or most of it.
Afghanistanball became independent only in 1747, as the first modern Afghan countryball Durrani Empireball. Durraniball fought it's archemeny Sikh Empireball over for clay in Jammu and Kashmirball, but UKball later killed Sikh Empireball. The Barakzai dynasty turned Durraniball into a Emirate.
UKball had tried to seize control over Emirate of Afghanistanball in the Great Game to avoid Russian Empireball from challenging British dominance over Indiaball. In the first Anglo-Afghan war, had sent armies from India through their clay to Kabulball. Following the seizure and replacement of Afghanistan's Shah, the British placed (a loyalist/puppet) Shah Shujah in power. Afghanistan got very angry at the fact it was forced to do whatever UKball insisted and the two went to war in 1823. After UKball was defeated, it was covered in scars as Afghan once ambushed it and stabbed it heavily while killing most of the Company.
This is something UKball would never forget.
UKball knew it had to leave Afghanistanball alone. Meanwhile Pahlavi Iranball was getting ready to Anschluss the independent city of Heratball for more clay, but was attacked by both East India Companyball and the Afghani Emirateball. In 1879 the British missionary of Afghanistan was murdered, declaring the Second Anglo-Afghan War. This time, Britain won the war but didn't want to expand its clay. UKball knew that Afghanistanball would be a good buffer zone against the emerging Russian Empireball. That is why Russian Empireball could not into Indiaball. Until after WW1, Afghanistanball was de facto independent but UKball would always watch over its foreign affairs.
Having signed a friendship treaty with British India the last war with the British came to peace. As a result Afghanistanball was recognized as 100% independent. Realizing it was so isolated from most countryballs, soon they started to be friends with other countryballs. Afghanistanball wanted to modernize in 1919, and so it started to build modern schools, and use modern medicine. The Emir years later in 1926 upgraded the emirate into a kingdom. They had joined League of Nationsball in 1934 and became friendly towards normalization of ties to its sibling. Controversially, It also had cooperative interactions with File:Italian Empire-icon.png the Axis powers, which is why it wasn't in WW2 either. But the war broken up the British Rajball.
Dominion of Pakistanball had gained independence from UKball, but suprisingly, claimed Pakistanball as "Afghan clay". Why? Afghanistan still thought Pakistan was stolen land because Afghanistan had never recognized the Durrani line (aka Afghan-Pakistani border) that UKball drew up. Afghanistan would proceed to befriend Pakistanball's archenemy Indiaball, which an Afghan-Indian alliance could ruin Pakistan´s economy in a future scenario. Afghanistanball had tried ways to destabilize Pakistanball by funding separatist movements in Balochistanball. Afghanistanball also voted to deny Pakistan's admission into the UNball. To piss of Pakistanball more, it sent Afghanballs to occupy Pakistani territory.
In the Cold War, From the 1950’s to the year 1978, Sovietball and USAball had their competition of who can gib Afghanistan more monies. The 1950s and ’60s saw Afghanistanball receive billions of monies to help the economy. The countryball became more western and liberal. More schools, hospitals, hotels, airports were created with the help of Sovietball. It was at its peak. The monarchy of Afghanistan had failed several reforms to complete. Sadly all things came to an end.
In 1972 the countryball had suffered a horrible famine. The following year, Mohammed Zahir Shah left to go to Italyball for eye medication. Its sibling, Mohammed Daoud Khan betrays it by launching a Pakistani-backed coup d'état. The monarchy was of overthrown by a republic known as Republic of Afghanistanball. The republic was very very secular, so women were allowed to not wear the hijab, and they can be assigned for education. The last two years of its existence saw it become a dictatorship.
Pakistanball feared the Soviets would invade from DR Afghanistanball if Afghanistan was of commie. What was worse was Afghanistan was still of sending Afghans to Pakistanball's clay, this time with the approval of it's master, Sovietball. Pakistanball looked to funding Sunni mujahedeen rebels such as Al-Qaedaball, and of course, Taliban with support coming from USAball and Chinaball. Iranball on the other hand supported the Shia Mujadden factors. Both were meant to fight the communist-backed Afghanistanball to drive Soviet Unionball insane from havoc. The Mujadeen factors were effective, as they already seized most of DR Afghanistanball's clay. Afghanistanball was of too weak to rival them, so Soviet Unionball made the decision to invade.
Soviet Unionball gave aid to the Afghans and protected the most important cities. For an entire decade, Sovietball's opponents kept on supporting Al-Qaeda and the Taliban, meanwhile some of the Afghanballs were inspired by Mao Zadong and started their own Maoist uprisings.
When Soviet Unionball couldn't take it anymore after ten years, Soviet Unionball finally pulled forces out of Afghanistanball on February 20, 1989. DR Afghanistanball died when its president stepped down. After the end of the Soviet-Afghan War and Cold War, several Several Mujahideen factors established peace and restored Islamic yet democratic order where Muslims are saved from secular persecution. However not all mujahedeen groups agreed to this and eventually on summer of 1994, Talibanball rose to power and established the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball. and started terrorizing civilians on Afghan clay. They would emerge from the Durrani line where they got support by the Pakistani ISI. Saudi Arabiaball also funded the militant group because the Taliban were strictly Sunni and also practiced extremist versions of Islam. The Taliban were very quick to capture the capital Kabulball in just two years. Tajikistanball, now out of its commie phrase let Afghans seek refugee in its clay.
Under Taliban rule, the Taliban were very extreme towards its civilians. The Taliban had imposed westernization, which was one of the reasons they were formed. This was such as the banning of TVs, music, radios, and other stuff that seemed western. The Taliban wanted their civils to also look like if they were real Muslims, so grown men were forced to grow beards, women forced to wear burkas. Anyone who refused to follow orders was beaten to death in certain ways, such as whippings to stonings. Then, these murdered bodies would be shown hanging in the public to show civilians what would too happen to them if orders were misbehaved.
However, not all hope was lost, until the 2000s, anti-terrorist resistant groups such as the Northern Allianceball. Northern Allanceball was founded notably by local Tajiks and in Afghanistanball to sabotage Taliban control over the whole country. The resistance fought against not only Talibanball, but also Al-Qaedaball who was helping Talibanball. The Northern Alliance would give refugee camps to Afghans living in the controlled parts of the country's clay the infamous Ahmad Shah Massoud had reigned over. However Taliban encorned the Northern Allianceball all to Afghanistanball's uppermost province, Badakhshanball.
In December 1999, one of Indiaball's commercial planes were hijacked by Islamic terrorists and landed in Kandahar, which pleased the Taliban. And in March 2001, it destroyed the Bamiyan Buddhas, claiming it to be a false religion. Ahmad Shah Massoud, one of the strongest resistance fighters, was found to be dead on September 9, 2001. It is assumed it was killed by a terrorist, but not by Talibanball. It looked like the end for the Alliance. But then for Al-Qaedaball, who sparked the controversial 9/11 attacks on USAball's twin towers, USAball finally made the choice to interveine and went full hell on Al-Qaedaball and Talibanball. Following USAball's declaration of War on Terror against several terrorist organizations and bombed the living crap out of Afghanistanball's clay. To do this however, USAball needed to confront Pakistanball about aiding the Taliban which forced Pakistan to comply.
Many countries fought in the Liberation of Afghanistan with the Northern Alliance. These countries were USAball, Canadaball, UKball, and Australiaball with aid and support coming from multiple countries such for Indiaball
who was very pissed about the hijacked planes, Tajikistanball, and Uzbekistanball. Following the liberation at Kabulball, Talibanball and Al-Qaedaball were ousted from its clay in October 7.
The Islamic State of Afghanistanball was finally restored, as the Afghan Interim Administrationball. The Islamic Emirate wasn't dead however, it is awaiting reorganization, and should the Taliban rise again. Many Taliban fighters found shelter in Pakistanball's clay.
colonzied occcupied Afghanistanball. The Afghan Interim Administrationball would go through a transitional phase restoring peace upon all and the true form of what is (Sunni) Islam. It would later become the Transitional Islamic State of Afghanistanball.
In the 2004 elections, a president (Hamid Karzid) was finally elected in Afghanistanball, which officially started the
failed Murican colony Islamic Republic.
For many years, Afghans lived their lives and foreigners were allowed to visit, but the bombings by USAball and instability made Afghanistanball feel painful to be alive deep, deep, down...... these years of destruction by USAball and its allies forced some Afghanballs to side with the Taliban, who were gaining more land year by year.
Things worsen from May to June following many NATO members and their allies withdrawing, one by one, or in groups. Eventually, UKball withdrew on July 8th, 2021, but a month later, troops landed back in Kabulball to recuse it's embassy. On August 15th, 2021, the Taliban won the 20-year conflict and took control over the central government in Kabulball, establishing a new Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball.
With the Kabul Airport captured on the last day of August, marking the end of the Afghan Republicball. One of ISISball's suicide bombers bombed the Kabul Airport recently. Ashraf Ghani, the president had fled with 169 million dollars taken out of the country's national bank. It was unknown were Ghani fled to, but it was later annouced Ghani had fled to UAEball's. Former members of Northern Allianceball surrounded up to form a second resistance, known as Panjshir Resistanceball who is ready to remove the Taliban again fighting for the Panjshir Valley. Recently, it has normalized relations with USAball after 20 years. On September 6, the Panjshir Resistanceball had mostly fallen to the Taliban rule.
In consequence of the Taliban takeover, USAball and EUball have taken away financial support to the countryball and slapped UNball sanctions. Since the 2000s Afghanistanball has been relying on western currencies, without that, people are already starving and are relying on fruits and leftovers. Afghanistanball is also currently suffering an economic crisis. As to response, the Afghanistanball banned foreign currencies in response with the Taliban quoting: "The economic situation and national interests in the country require that all Afghans use Afghani currency in their every trade". The Taliban are BEGGING EUball to bring back the western currencies.
Right now, it is clashing with Iranball in its border because of the Taliban murdering some Iranians.
So how has Afghanistanball been doing in 2022? Despite the strict religious laws, the stabilization of the country had people re-open buineseses. Afghanistan still suffers from problems, such as the recent earthquake. OH AND LOOK, THE TALIBAN ARE STRIPING WOMEN'S RIGHTS, WHAT A SUPRISE!
- Al-Qaedaball - I shelter them in my clay.
- بنګله دیش - We have good relations with each other and we might be of friends in the future. Most of your people recognise me too.
- سعودي عربستان - My akhi, we practice true and pure Islam. Osama was also born here.
- قطر - Loyalist friend since 1996. You never betrayed me unlike stupid UAEball.
- ترکیه - It used to be one of my worst enemies, but now it is one of my best friends, and it funds Islamists. THANK YOU ERDOGAN!
- ترکمنستان - I like them, not because they recognize me but they also are isolated and totalitarian too!
- Chinaball - First one willing to have a relationship. In response, I gave up support for the TIP. Regardless, stop oppressing Uyghurball and yuor own Muslim population pl0x!!
- Donald Trump - It was the one who originally started to pull troops out of my land, so thanks for that, Trump. But it still hates my fellow Muslims, so I don't really support Trump...
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball is not your clay!
- USAball - It caused an insurgency in my clay and helped faker. It still doesn't recognize me. But it might fight ISISball with me if my government treats women and Hazaras better. I remembered that it supported me in this war.
- فلسطین - I recognize your freedom, but you calling me a terrorist?!
- ملایزیا - Kebab friend in Southeast Asia who follows Islamic law. It is also can into some conserativism. However its prime minister is unsure to recogize me, SO PLEASE OF RECONGIZE! But WHY DO YUO SUPPORT AND LIKE FAKE AFGHAN?!
- انډونیزیا - Our government congrated yuo for yuor independence day. How yuo fought colonialism was just like how I fought burger imperialism! We can be friends sometime, right?
- روسیه - YOU SUPPORTED this thing. And also, I tried to get along with you in Moscowball so you can recognize me (as I even said CRIMEA was yours) and you also now unbanned me???!! We could had allied against imperialist burger! Anyway thanks for handing over the Afghan embassy to me. But still please recognize me.
- تایوان - You might be Fake China, but I'm starting to question Mainland Chinaball as it keeps oppressing Uyghurball.
- FAKE AFGHANISTAN - BURGER PUPPET AND FAILURE OF AFGHANISTAN, I REMOVED YOU AND YOUR STUPID BURGER LOVERS!!! AUGUST 15TH 2021 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! Yuo are just a corpse! HAHAHAHA!!!
- ANOTHER FAKE AFGHANISTAN - Incompatible for Afghanistan, stupid infidel occupying kebab clay!! But this time it is a vodka puppet! Also removed yuo!
- متحده عربي امارات - YUO SUPPORTED THE 2001 INVASION! NOT TO MENTION YOU ALSO SHELTERED GHANI AFTER HE WENT IN EXILE!! YOU BETRAYED ME! REMOVE!!!! BIGGEST TRATIOR TO ISLAM!!!
- Panjshir Resistanceball - Yuo are defeated, so DON'T EVER DARE TO COME BACK TO THE UNIVERSE!!
- انګلستان - YUO'RE ONE OF THE "SAVIOURS", HUH? Remember when we Afghans removed you many times?!?! Now that I know it's USAball father, I hate them more! But we atleast talked so it can leave me alone in the future...
- ایران - So it is yuo again.... SCREW YUO! YUOR NOT MY BROTHER, YUO'RE TERRORIST! SHIA ISLAM FAKE ISLAM! SUNNI ISLAM REAL ISLAM!! ANYWAYS I OF SLAGHTERED ALL YOUR EMBASSY STAFF BECAUSE THEY ARE OF SHIA SCUMS, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! CRY?!
- ملګری ملتونه - له یوو څخه مننه، زه ژاړم!!! REMOVE SANCTIONS!! AND RECOBNGIZING ME ALREADY!!! (Please give back monies...)
- هند - Crazy Hindu, cry harder about Your hijacked plane And That stupid Buddhist Temple YOU DUMB COW!
Wait, if you're the cow, then why is USAball burger?
- پاکیستان - GIVE PASHTUNISTANBALL! ALL THE PASHTUNS ARE MY PEOPLE! REMOVE! (But thanks for recognition)
- اسلامي دولت - YOU BOMBED THE AIRPORT! I WILL EVEN TEAM WITH BURGER TO DESTROY YOU! AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO ATTACK ME YUO INFIDEL!
- میانمار - WHAT'S THAT?! YUO OF KILLINGS ROHINGYA?! STOP KILLING ROHINGYA PEOPLE PLOX!!!
- یونان and ارمنستان - Inshallah kebab will of killings yuo, kebab haters!
- فرانسه - WHY YUO COLONIZING AND GENOCIDE ON Algeriaball AND BAN WOMEN FROM WEARING NIQAAB IN PUBLIC! NOT TO MENTION YUO WERE THE FIRST EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT ENFORCED THE BAN! AND IT DOESN'T LET TURKEYBALL INTO EU.
- همجنسبازان - REMOVE GAYS! YOU GET THE DEATH PENALTY!
- اسراییل - I will not recognize yuo! JUST PLEASE DIE ALREADY!!!! STOP OCCUPYING PALESTINE!
- د اسلامي همکاریو سازمان - These clowns banned me for this fake crap!!
- صربیا - STUPID SERB! I WITHDREW RECOGNITION OF کوسوو FOR YOU AND YOU STILL DON'T RECOGNIZE ME!
- فینلینډ - Stop making fun about me being of into the unhappiest country in the world, yuo infidel!
- شوروی اتحاد - ANOTHER STUPID INFIDEL AND CAUSED PAIN AND SUFFERING IN AFGHANISTAN! 1989 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! FUCK YOU COMMIE SCUM!!!
- زیمبابوی - I don't care if you are a Unhappy country also you can into Last country in Alphabetical Order!!
- YET ANOTHER FAKE AFGHANISTAN - This imcompent shit called Massoud was the reason why I got into power in the forst place! HOW DARE YOU NOG ESTABLISH SHARIA LAW!!! 1996 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!
- تاجیکستان - Yuo were one of the many countries responible for helping the west remove me back in 2001! Also, am not gonna invade yuo, what's that all about?
- جاپان - You western puppet of Asia, I hate you for being best friends with Burger and his bastard friends and for making Haram stuff. REMOVE ANIME! REMOVE HENTAI! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE! but thanks for making manga about me Mashaallah!
Despite most countryballs still recognizing the Islamic Republic, only a few recognize the Islamic Emirate as the true successor.
- Malaysiaball (N/A; forever on pause)
- Russiaball (N/A; undecided despite neogations in Moscowball)
- Saudi Arabiaball
How to Draw
- Draw a circle with a white background
- Draw the Shahada in black on the circle
- Draw a turban on it and a weapon next to them (Optional)
And you are done!