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    Norwayball  officially the  Northern Way World of Walkerball Kingdom of No way Norwayball, is Alan Walker a Disney's Frozen countryball in Northern Europe and his one of the most beautiful national anthem. His clay borders Sweden-icon.png Swedenball to the east and also stretches up to the north of Finland-icon.png Finlandball, and little bit northwest of Russia-icon.png Russiaball. The countryball is divided into 18 countyballs with the capital Oslo-icon.png Osloball acting like one of them, giving him a total area of 385,252 square kilometres, making him the 6th largest countryball in Europe and 67th largest in the world. As of 2018, he has a population of 5.324 million inhabitants.

    Being geographically in Northern Europe with very westernized views means he can into NATO-icon.png NATOball and EFTA-icon.png EFTAball. However, he refuses to accept invitations from EU-icon.png EUball twice due to being very very stingy with his oil.

    Norwayball is one of the richest and happiest countryballs in the world due to its oil and exports. His citizens enjoy human rights and low crime rates, and his government is ranked as one of the least corrupt in the world. He also has a good amount of musicians, but the most popular one is (no surprise) Alan Walker. While he does worry about his fighting chance against Russia-icon.png Russiaball, he has NATO-icon.png NATOball to protect him. He also has the highest HDI (Human Development Index) in the world.

    His birthday or National Day is 17th of May.


    Viking times

    In the early Middle Ages, Norwayball was mostly ruled by a Scandinavian Viking society. The society is of havings three classes: Jarls (land lords like in Skyrim), Karls (peasants) and Thralls (slaves). Each year the Jarls had important meeting with the Karls where they into discussing important matters and solving problems concerning law. For example, if a Karl had killed another Karl's thrall then the the Karl who lost his thrall got to pick a Thrall from the other Karl's Thralls and kill him or take him as his own Thrall. Is of confusing but makes some sense. But if Jarl is of saying that Karl is of not into guilty, the offended Karl could say nothing against that. The Vikings were also traders and raiders, hinting at what "Viking" meant (seafarer). Is of obvious that Vikings can into trading much overseas with other people. The Vikings had trade routes in Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball and they also formed the Byzantine kings' bodyguard (Varangian guard). Until 1814, his kingdom included Faroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball, Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball, and Iceland-icon.png Icelandball. It also included Bohuslän until 1658, Jämtland and Härjedalen until 1645, Shetland and Orkney until 1468, and the Hebrides and Isle of Manball until 1266. He was also shared by his brother Sweden-icon.png Swedenball.


    Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball decided to invade Norwayball because he wanted Sweden-icon.png Swedenball's steel. Norwayball was occupied by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball through 1940 to 1945. (stupid Nazi). Norwayball played a small role during WW2. The most significant thing they into doing was Tungtvassaksjonen sabotage, where the Norwegian resistance sabotaged a Heavy Water plant so that Hitler couldn't get the Di-deuterium oxide that he needed, a prime ingredient in fabricating of very scary Nuke. At the end, Soviet Unionball helped me out. We though together against the Nazi-icon.pngNazi Germanyball in the Liberation of Finnmark. That year the communist parliment got 11/ 150 seats and 176,535 votes.

    After WW2

    2011 was probably into worst year for Norwayball. In that year, Norwayball is of losing immunity to modern terrorism when Lone Wolf terrorist Anders Behring Breivik into attacking Norway by detonating car bomb at Oslo-icon.png Osloball and opening fire at Utøya Island. He into life in prison. Norwayball can also into oil monies, as he is very stronk economy and happiest countryball according to UN-icon.png UNball. He can into having both administrative and political subdivisions on two levels: countyballs and municipalityballs. The Sámi people have a certain amount of self-determination and influence over traditional territories through the Sámi Parliament and the Finnmark Act. He can also into maintainings close ties with both the EU-icon.png EUball and USA-icon.png USAball. He is of a founding member of the UN-icon.png United NationsballNATO-icon.png NATOball, the European Free Trade Association, the Council of Europe, the Antarctic Treaty, and the Kalmar Union-icon.png Nordic Council a member of the European Economic Area, the WTO, and the OECD; and a part of the Schengen Area. He can into havings the fourth-highest per capita income in the world on the World Bank and IMF lists. On the USA-icon.png USAball's GDP per capita list (2015 estimate) which includes autonomous territories and regions, He can into rankings as number eleven. He has the world's largest sovereign wealth fund, with a value of USD 1 trillion. He has had the highest Human Development Index ranking in the world since 2009, a position also held previously between 2001 and 2006. He also has the highest inequality-adjusted ranking, and he into rankings first on the World Happiness Report, the OECD Better Life Index, the Index of Public Integrity, and the Democracy Index.

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Deep Carmine Pink 239, 43, 45 0, 0.82, 0.81, 0.06 #EF2B2D
    White 255, 255, 255 0, 0, 0, 0 #FFFFFF
    Cool Black 0, 40, 104 1, 0.61, 0, 0.59 #002868



    Most countries but mostly:

    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Best friend. He is of very kind but why's he in EU-icon.png Sissies Club? Stronk together in union.
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Oh, so you want to be into Nordic? Okay, I'll think about it. She is Finland-icon.png Finlandball's sister. Also, it likes Alan Walker for filming Faded in Tallinn-icon.png Tallinnball.
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - My best friend and adoptive brother, tried to gib him a mountain. But why yuo get #1 in World Hapipiness Report this time?!
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Brother who is kinda isolated. Doesn't want to join the EU-icon.png Sissies club!!! We love go out in aventures together
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - My lovely brother (Søte bror), I can into ABBA too stop saying the whole band is Swedish, Anni-Frid is Norwegian!! We make of funny jøkes of each åther. Of lettings me keeping government under unionen. Of doings incest a couple of times too, but of not important, of really likings his historical sites.. and all of that. Very pretty!! And we both love black metal (even though it is Satanic and anti-Christian lol)
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - One of the guys who don't want to join the EU-icon.pngSissies club also he is neutrality, rich and peaceful. Recently, he overtook Australia-icon.png Australiaball as 2nd place in the HDI rankings. TAKE THAT Australia-icon.png AUSTRALIABALL!
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Biathlon best friend!!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - I like him he has a high HDI but I hate trump. ALSO WHY DID YUO SIGN AN AGREEMENT WITH RED NEXUS?
    • UK-icon.png UKball - We of Germanic brothers, and EUball haters! Many thånkies to him, helped me during WW2 in Londonball. Alan Walker was born there, and we both have rainy weather.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Adorable friend. I helped its in the Korean War. Major non-NATO ally. I also had fun in your 2018 Winter Olympics where I dominated it.
    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball - My Germanic brother UKball colonised him. You're welcome, Alan Walker filmed a music video in your clay. Don't worry, I oppose the NSL!
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - I kept his Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Major non-NATO ally.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Kjartan Sekkingstad met Duterte-icon.png Duterte. Thank you for apologizing to me that your president called me Norwegia. Yuo also trust me a lot. Also, a major non-NATO ally.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - We both can into fishing. Maybe, I stand corrected for calling you a flag stealer when Thailand-icon.png your ASEAN friend and Javakhk-icon.png Javakhetiball are the real flag stealers. Like Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball, he likes Alan Walker. 
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - My Toyota, Suzuki, Honda, Mazda and Nissan seller. And I also like his anime!
    • Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball - He calls me the best Nordic country. In return, he is my best African friend.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Real china who also help Ukraineball to recognize Crimeaball as his clay and we both hate yuor communist brother. Wish I could recognize him.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Crimeaball is yuors.


    • EU-icon.png Merkelreich sissies- Nei! I will not joinings du so stop begging me to join!!!!! Jeg vil never get into this club of sissies!!! We still have economic ties though. 1940 never forget!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I don't recognize Palestine on him so we both hate Chinaball.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Although he is a threat to Europe and my Sweden-icon.png brother hates him. But we're neutral since we both hate Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball and EU-icon.png Merkelreich sissies. I heard that he is fine with Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and Finland-icon.png Finlandball so yeah. It's complicated. Also I want to say, I ALSO LIKE VODKA!!! Why are you friends with Iceland-icon.png Icelandball though? ARE YUO GONNA MARRY HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Not sure who he is but Israel-icon.png He tells me not to recognize him (though i would like to).
    • Turkey-icon.png Kebab - STOP INVADING MY COUNTRY! AND STOP CALLING ME A TERRORIST! Yuo make good kebabs tho.
    • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesotaball - Look I know I love yuo, but Sweden-icon.png! my smelly brother! says you are a wannabe Viking and cannot into Nordic. But one day you will... One day very very soon.
    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - She stole my flag, but it is my sister-in-law. Nice place for holiday.
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - Its okay, It WASN'T your fault that your people killed my tourist!
    • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - I didn't like how he of treatings allies in the first place. And I thought it wasn't possible, but he helped started making peace in the Middle East when he organize peace deal between Israel and UAE. So I nominated him for Nobel Peace Prize. Don't be bad, then maybe.
    • Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball - I can into letting him have office in my capital but I can't recognize your passport. At least we both hate Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball.


    • Bermuda-icon.png Bermudatriangle - Yuo steal min name for profit nice cruse though.
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Hør, jævla røvhull. Hvis du slutter å drepe alle uskyldige mennesker, blir alt bedre. REMOVE TERORIST!! YUOR IDEOLOGIES ARE NOT WELCOM IN YUROP!!!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Oh you fascist bitch, yuo impacted an illegal law!! STAY AWAY FROM HONG KONG N O W!!!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi - This son of a bitch invaded me!!! NEVER FORGET 1940
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - STOP EXPORTING TERRORISTS!!! YOU ARE OPPRESSIVE!!!! ALSO I HAVE BETTER OIL!!! AND YOUR HUMAN RIGHT IS SUCK!!! We can share the oil together! Even Sweden-icon.png Swedenball hates you from 2015!
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - Oh you are so dead if you fuck with me. You have no clue what secret power I have under my skin, so you better watch out.
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - My brother Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball has an issue with your immagrents, and recently I have as well.
    • Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball, Spain-icon.png Spainball, and Italy-icon.png Italyball - Columbus (Although he wasn't even Spain-icon.png Spanish and was Italy-icon.png Italian) did not discover America first! You replaced the history books with his name in it and not Leif Erikson that truly discovered it first! (actually the 3-icon.png indigenous did due to them already being there)!
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! I OF HAVINGS HIGHER HDI THAN YOU! YOU WILL NEVER STEALINGS MY CROWN FROM ME! NORWAY STRONK! But our Denmark-icon.png New Zealand-icon.png siblings like each other.
    • Javakhk-icon.png Javakhetiball - You stole my flag!
    • Niger-icon.png Nigerball - Høhøhø. Yuo have low HDI, Yuo are loser, YUO ARE LOSER DO YUO OF HEARD THAT!
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - I only hate you because you accused me of hating Russia. I may recognize you as Ukraine but it might change, considering Iceland-icon.png My bro changed his mind.


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    Work-icon.png Related templates Language-icon.png
    Norway-icon.png Børkdom Disney's Frozen Kingdom of Alan Walker Norway: Øil Øil and more ØIL!!! Norway-icon.png
    Counties Agder-icon.png AgderballInnlandet-icon.png InnlandetballMøre og Romsdal-icon.png Møre og RomsdalballNordland-icon.png NordlandballOslo-icon.png OsloballRogaland-icon.png RogalandballTroms og Finnmark-icon.png Troms og FinnmarkballNord-Trøndelag-icon.png TrøndelagballVestfold og Telemark-icon.png Vestfold og TelemarkballVestland-icon.png VestlandballViken-icon.png Vikenball
    Other Svalbard-icon.png SvalbardballJan Mayen-icon.png Jan MayenballSami-icon.png SamiballPeter I Island-icon.png Queen Maud LandballPeter I Island-icon.png Peter I IslandballBouvet Island-icon.png Bouvet Islandball
    Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from South (PreHistoric Europeans)Norwegian-Empire-icon.png Medieval NorwayballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-NorwayballSecond Kingdom of Norway-icon.png Norwayball (1814)Sweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-NorwayballNazi Norway-icon.png Nazi Norwayball
    Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
    Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball Ladonia-icon.pngLadoniaball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
    Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-NorwayballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
    Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball
    _ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.

    fi:Norjapallo fr:Norvègeballe

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