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    Ja, vi elsker dette landet
    som det stiger frem,
    furet, værbitt over vannet,
    med de tusen hjem!
     
    Norwayball beginning to sing its anthem

    Norwayball  officially the  Northern Way World of Walkerball Kingdom of No way Norwayball, is acting weird in a Kaliningrad General video Alan Walker a Disney's Frozen countryball in Northern Europe and has one of the most beautiful national anthem. Its clay borders  Swedenball to the east and also stretches up to the north of Finlandball, and little bit northwest of Russiaball.

     The countryball is divided into 11 countyballs with the capital  Osloball acting like one of them, giving it a total area of 385,252 square kilometres, making it the 6th largest countryball in Europe and 67th largest in the world. As of 2022, it has a population of 5.435 million inhabitants.

    Being geographically in Northern Europe with very westernized views means it can into NATOball and EFTAball. However, it refuses to accept invitations from EUball twice due to being very very stingy with its oil.

    Norwayball is one of the richest and happiest countryballs in the world due to its oil and exports. Its citizens enjoy human rights and low crime rates, and its government is ranked as one of the least corrupt in the world.

     While it does worry about its fighting chance against Russiaball, it has NATOball to protect it. It used to have the highest HDI (Human Development Index) in the world, until Switzerlandball took that. Norway is ranked as the most democratic country in the world.

    Its birthday or National Day is the 17th of May.

    Historie (History)

    Prehistory

    Norway was once in the Nordic Bronze Age in Scandinavia. It lasted until 793.

    Viking times

    In the later 8th century, the population in Norway was too much. So, the Viking Age began with the raid of Lindisfarne Monastery in 793. The Viking then set up kingdoms in Great Britain, called the Danelaw. At this time, Norway consisted of many petty kingdoms, however, they were united into 1 kingdom.

    Norwegians, along with other Scandinavians and Russians, formed the Varangian Guard, to protect Byzantine Emperors. However, the Danish conquered Norway and ruled it. The danish also ruled the English, in the state called the North Sea Empire. Back in Constantinople, Harald Sigurdsson was serving as the Varangian Guard at a young age after he got exiled. He got payment which he used to help his brother rebel but it failed. Then, he rebelled again and this time it was successful, he established the Hadrada Dynasty. Harald Sigurdsson started attacking Denmark as revenge. He won the battle of Niså in 1062. However it turned out to be only a minor victory as one of Harald’s generals refused to kill his former master, so Harald exiled him. Harald then invaded England in 1066. It is successful at first, but then he got killed at Stamford Bridge. 2 days later, William the conquerer conquered England. Harald is often considered the last Viking.

    Later Medieval and Early Modern eras (1066-1939)

    Norway soon entered a personal union with Denmark and Sweden to form the Kalmar Union.

    WW2

    Nazi Germanyball decided to invade Norwayball because it wanted Swedenball's steel. Norwayball was occupied by Nazi Germanyball through 1940 to 1945. (stupid Nazi).

    The country played a small role during WW2, the most significant being done was Tungtvassaksjonen sabotage, where the Norwegian resistance sabotaged a Heavy Water plant so that Hitler couldn't get the Di-deuterium oxide that he needed, a prime ingredient in fabricating of very scary Nuke.

    At the end, Soviet Unionball helped me out. We though together against the Nazi Germanyball in the Liberation of Finnmark. That year the communist parliament got 11/ 150 seats and 176,535 votes.

    After WW2

    2011 was probably the worst year for Norwayball. In that year, Norwayball is of losing immunity to modern terrorism when Lone Wolf terrorist Anders Behring Breivik into attacking Norway by detonating a car bomb at government buildings in Osloball and opening fire at a political summer camp on Utøya Island, which killed 69 people, most of whom were teenagers. He into life in prison.

    Norwayball can also into oil monies, as it has a very stronk economy and the happiest population according to UNball. It has both administrative and political subdivisions on two levels: countyballs and municipalityballs. The Sámi people have a certain amount of self-determination and influence over traditional territories through the Sámi Parliament and the Finnmark Act.

    It can also into maintaining close ties with both the  EUball and USAball. Ut is a founding member of the United Nationsball NATOball, the European Free Trade Association, the Council of Europe, the Antarctic Treaty, and the  Nordic Council a member of the European Economic Area, the WTO, and the OECD; and a part of the Schengen Area.

    It can into havings the fourth-highest per capita income in the world on the World Bank and IMF lists. On the USAball's GDP per capita list (2015 estimate) which includes autonomous territories and regions, Norwayball can into rankings as number eleven. It has the world's largest sovereign wealth fund, with a value of USD 1 trillion, and it has had the highest Human Development Index ranking in the world since 2009, a position also held previously between 2001 and 2006.

    It also has the highest inequality-adjusted ranking, and it into rankings first on the World Happiness Report, the OECD Better Life Index, the Index of Public Integrity, and the Democracy Index.

    Oversjøiske territorier (Overseas territories)

    Forhold (Relationships)

    Venner (Friends)

    Most countries but mostly:

    • Denmarkball - Best friend. It is of very kind but why's it in Sissies Club? Stronk together in union. You is of also sounding like you have a potato up your throat.
    •  Estoniaball - Oh, so you want to be into Nordic? Okay, I'll think about it. It is Finlandball's sibling. Also, it likes Alan Walker for filming Faded in Tallinnball.
    • Finlandball - My best friend and adoptive sibling, tried to gib it a mountain. But why yuo get #1 in World Happiness Report this time?!
    • Icelandball - Sibling who is kinda isolated. Doesn't want to join the Sissies club!!! We love go out in adventures together.
    • Swedenball - My lovely sibling, I can into ABBA too! Stop saying the whole band is Swedish, Anni-Frid is Norwegian!! We make of funny jøkes of each åther. Of lettings me keeping government under unionen. Of doings incest a couple of times too, but of not important, of really likings its historical sites.. and all of that. Very pretty!! Welcome to NATO.
    • Belarusball - Biathlon best friend!!
    • USAball - I like it. It has a high HDI but I hate Trump. ALSO WHY DID YUO SIGN AN AGREEMENT WITH RED NEXUS?
    • Englandball - We of Germanic siblings, and Sissies club haters!
    • UKball - Many thånkies to it, helped me during WW2 in Londonball. Alan Walker was born there, and we both have rainy weather.
    • South Koreaball - Adorable friend. I helped its in the Korean War. Major non-NATO ally. I also had fun in your 2018 Winter Olympics where I dominated it.
    • Hong Kongball - My Germanic sibling UKball colonised it. You're welcome, Alan Walker filmed a music video in your clay. Don't worry, I oppose the NSL!
    • Argentinaball - I kept its Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Major non-NATO ally.
    •  Philippinesball - Kjartan Sekkingstad met Duterte. Thank you for apologizing to me that your president called me Norwegia. Yuo also trust me a lot. Also, a major non-NATO ally.
    • Indonesiaball - We both can into fishing. Maybe, I stand corrected for calling you a flag stealer when your ASEAN friend and  Javakhetiball are the real flag stealers. Like Estoniaball, it likes Alan Walker. 
    • Palestineball - Oh now I know you. I watched the news and was crying of how much Gaza was suffering. Welcome to being recognized by me and expect more aid for you!
    • Japanball - My Toyota, Suzuki, Honda, Mazda and Nissan seller. And I also like its anime!
    • Taiwanball - Real China who also helped Ukraineball to recognize Crimeaball as its clay and we both hate yuor communist sibling. Wish I could recognize it.
    • Ukraineball - Crimeaball is yuors.

    Nøytral (Neutral)

    • Scholzreich sissies - Nei! I will not joinings du so stop begging me to join!! Jeg vil never get into this club of sissies!! We still have economic ties though. 1940 never forget!
    • Switzerlandball - One of the guys who don't want to join the Sissies club also it is neutral, rich and peaceful. YUO FUCKING TOOK MY SPOT AS THE #1 COUNTRY ON HDI!!!! GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!
    • Russiaball - Although it is a threat to Europe and my sibling hates it, we're neutral since we both hate Saudi Arabiaball and Merkelreich sissies. I heard that it is fine with Denmarkball and Finlandball so yeah. It's complicated.
    • Kebab - STOP INVADING MY COUNTRY! AND STOP CALLING ME A TERRORIST! Yuo make good kebabs tho.
    • Minnesotaball - Look I know I love yuo, but ! my smelly sibling! says you are a wannabe Viking and cannot into Nordic. But one day you will... One day very very soon.
    • Thailandball - It stole my flag, but it is my sibling-in-law. Nice place for holiday.
    • Moroccoball - Its okay, It WASN'T your fault that your people killed my tourist!
    • Donald Trump - I didn't like how he of treatings allies in the first place. And I thought it wasn't possible, but he helped started making peace in the Middle East when he organize a peace deal between Israel and UAE. So I nominated him for Nobel Peace Prize. Don't be bad, then maybe.
    • Somalilandball - I can into letting it have office in my capital but I can't recognize your passport. At least we both hate Somaliaball.

    Fiender (Enemies)

    • Bermudatriangle - Yuo steal min name for profit nice cruse though.
    • ISISball - REMOVE TERRORIST!! YUOR IDEOLOGIES ARE NOT WELCOME IN YUROP!
    • Israelcube - Nei! I have recognize Palestine and you are a genocide freak! YOU PROVOKE ME BY WITHDRAWING AMBASSADOR. SO SUCK IT UP!
    • Chinaball - Oh you fascist bitch, yuo impacted an illegal law!! STAY AWAY FROM HONG KONG N O W!!
    • Nazi - This son of a bitch invaded me! NEVER FORGET 1940
    • Saudi Arabiaball - STOP EXPORTING TERRORISTS! YOU ARE OPPRESSIVE!! ALSO I HAVE BETTER OIL! AND YOUR HUMAN RIGHT IS SUCK! Even Swedenball hates you from 2015!
    • Somaliaball - Oh you are so dead if you fuck with me. You have no clue what secret power I have under my skin, so you better watch out.
    • Pakistanball - My sibling Denmarkball has an issue with your immigrants, and recently I have as well.
    • CSAball - We are not of same flag!!
    • Spanish Empireball and Italyball - Columbus You didn't discover the Americas first! You replaced the history books with its name in it and not Leif Erikson that truly discovered it first! (actually the Indigenous did due to them already being there)! I do agree with Italy over Sissies Club though and it's nice to see it get along with my sibling. And getting to the North Pole for the first time was pretty fun.
    •  North Koreaball - COMMIE! GET YOUR NUKES AWAY FROM ME OR ELSE I WILL USE MY OIL TO BURN YOU! SOUTH KOREA IS BEST AND TRUE KOREA!!! HØHØHØ, AND I'M THE MOST DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY IN THE WORLD COMPARED TO YOU!
    • Irelandball (when it comes to HDI) - STUPID CELTIC!, DON'T DARE YOU SURPASS MY HDI. SUPERIOR NORDIC STRONGER THAN THE INFERIOR CELTIC!
    • Australiaball (when it comes to HDI) - JAJAJAJA! I OF HAVINGS A HIGHER HDI THAN YOU! YOU WILL NEVER STEAL MY PLACE FROM ME! NORWAY STRONK! But our siblings like each other.
    • Javakhetiball - You stole my flag!
    • Nigerball - HØHØHØHØHØHØHØHØ DU HAVE LOWEST HDI! You are loser. How did you hating my Group, and my Grandparent?!
    • Afghanistanball - Same as Niger but, høhøhø, you're the least democratic country in the world compared to us Nordics!
    • Crimeaball - I only hate you because you accused me of hating Russia. I recognize you as Ukraine! No more! GLAD THAT MY SIBLING SUSPENDED YOUR EMBASSY!
    • Switzerlandball (sometimes) - Did you just DETHRONE ME AS NUMBER ONE FOR HIGHEST HDI?!
      • : Please don't get mad at me, we can talk this out, right?

    Sitater (Quotes)

    But then... Hefest got this run.
     
    — Wirtual describing a Trackmania world record
    It's night again; night, you beautiful
    I please my hunger on living humans
    Night of hunger, follow its call, follow the freezing moon
     
    Attila Csihar from Mayhem singing "Freezing Moon"
    I'm in love with a fairy tale
    Even though it hurts
    'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind
    I'm already cursed
     
    Alexander Rybak singing "Fairytale" (with which he won the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest)
    Her name is she, queen of the kings
    Running so fast, beating the wind
    Nothing in this world could stop the spread of her wings
    She, queen of the kings
    Broken hеr cage, threw out the keys
    She will be the warrior of North and Southern Seas
     
    Alessandra singing "Queen of Kings"
    My mission is what matters. Not you.
     
    — Grøh from Soulcalibur
    What a night! You need a hat-trick? Call me!
     
    — Erling Haaland

    Informasjon til artister (Information for artists)

    Flagg farger (Flag colors)

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Shiraz 186, 12, 47 C0-M94-Y76-K27 #BA0C2F
    White 255, 255, 255 0, 0, 0, 0 #FFFFFF
    Downriver 0, 32, 91 C100-M65-Y0-K64 #00205B


    Hvordan tegne (How to draw)

    Norwayball has a drawing rating of easy.

    Drawing Norwayball is quite easy:

    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Fill the ball with red.
    3. Draw a white cross across the flag like with other Nordic countryballs.
    4. Draw a thin, blue cross on the white cross.
    5. Draw the eyes, and you're done!
    6. Optional: Draw a viking hat, like with other Scandinavian countryballs (and Icelandball).

    Galleri (Gallery)

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Norwayball.

    Click here to see it.


    Se også (See also)

    VE
    Kingdøm øf Nørway: The First EDM In Eurøpe (Alan Walker, And Kygø), Kingdøm, And Viking
    Counties Agderball Innlandetball Møre og Romsdalball Nordlandball Osloball Rogalandball Troms og Finnmarkball Trøndelagball Vestfold og Telemarkball Vestlandball Vikenball
    Other Svalbardball Jan Mayenball Samiball Queen Maud Landball Peter I Islandball Bouvet Islandball
    Former entities Migrants from South (PreHistoric Europeans) Norwegian Realmball Kalmar Unionball Denmark-Norwayball Norwayball (1814) Sweden-Norwayball Nazi Norwayball
    Deep in the dark, I døn't need the light.. There's a ghøst inside me, It all beløngs tø the øther side, We live, we løve, we lie
    Related templates
    VE
    BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar!
    Countries Denmarkball ( Faroeball Greenlandball) • Estoniaball Finlandball ( Ålandball)• Icelandball Norwayball ( Svalbardball) • Swedenball • ( Gotlandball Ladoniaball) • ( Orkneyball Shetlandball)
    _
    Historic entities Kalmar Unionball Sweden-Norwayball Denmark-Norwayball
    Cannot into Nordic Estoniaball Latviaball Lithuaniaball
    _ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.

    ru:Норвегия fi:Norjapallo fr:Norvègeballe es:Noruegaball zh:挪威球 pt:Noruegaball pl:Norwayball

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