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    Norwayball  officially the  Northern Way World of Walkerball Kingdom of No way Norwayball, is acting weird in a Kaliningrad General video Alan Walker a Disney's Frozen countryball in Northern Europe and has one of the most beautiful national anthem. Its clay borders Sweden-icon.png Swedenball to the east and also stretches up to the north of Finland-icon.png Finlandball, and little bit northwest of Russia-icon.png Russiaball.

     The countryball is divided into 11 countyballs with the capital Oslo-icon.png Osloball acting like one of them, giving it a total area of 385,252 square kilometres, making it the 6th largest countryball in Europe and 67th largest in the world. As of 2022, it has a population of 5.435 million inhabitants.

    Being geographically in Northern Europe with very westernized views means it can into NATO-icon.png NATOball and EFTA-icon.png EFTAball. However, it refuses to accept invitations from EU-icon.png EUball twice due to being very very stingy with its oil.

    Norwayball is one of the richest and happiest countryballs in the world due to its oil and exports. Its citizens enjoy human rights and low crime rates, and its government is ranked as one of the least corrupt in the world.

     While it does worry about its fighting chance against Russia-icon.png Russiaball, it has NATO-icon.png NATOball to protect it. It used to have the highest HDI (Human Development Index) in the world, until Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball took that. Norway is ranked as the most democratic country in the world.

    Its birthday or National Day is the 17th of May.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Prehistory[edit | edit source]

    Norway was once in the Nordic Bronze Age in Scandinavia. It lasted until 793.

    Viking times[edit | edit source]

    In the later 8th century, the population in Norway was too much. So, the Viking Age began with the raid of Lindisfarne Monastery in 793. The Viking then set up kingdoms in Great Britain, called the Danelaw. At this time, Norway consisted of many petty kingdoms, however, they were united into 1 kingdom.

    Norwegians, along with other Scandinavians and Russians, formed the Varangian Guard, to protect Byzantine Emperors. However, the Danish conquered Norway and ruled it. The danish also ruled the English, in the state called the North Sea Empire. Back in Constantinople, Harald Sigurdsson was serving as the Varangian Guard at a young age after he got exiled. He got payment which he used to help his brother rebel but it failed. Then, he rebelled again and this time it was successful, he established the Hadrada Dynasty. Harald Sigurdsson started attacking Denmark as revenge. He won the battle of Niså in 1062. However it turned out to be only a minor victory as one of Harald’s generals refused to kill his former master, so Harald exiled him. Harald then invaded England in 1066. It is successful at first, but then he got killed at Stamford Bridge. 2 days later, William the conquerer conquered England. Harald is often considered the last Viking.

    Later Medieval and Early Modern eras (1066-1939)[edit | edit source]

    Norway soon entered a personal union with Denmark and Sweden to form the Kalmar Union.

    WW2[edit | edit source]

    Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball decided to invade Norwayball because it wanted Sweden-icon.png Swedenball's steel. Norwayball was occupied by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball through 1940 to 1945. (stupid Nazi).

    The country played a small role during WW2, the most significant being done was Tungtvassaksjonen sabotage, where the Norwegian resistance sabotaged a Heavy Water plant so that Hitler couldn't get the Di-deuterium oxide that he needed, a prime ingredient in fabricating of very scary Nuke.

    At the end, Soviet Unionball helped me out. We though together against the Nazi-icon.pngNazi Germanyball in the Liberation of Finnmark. That year the communist parliament got 11/ 150 seats and 176,535 votes.

    After WW2[edit | edit source]

    2011 was probably the worst year for Norwayball. In that year, Norwayball is of losing immunity to modern terrorism when Lone Wolf terrorist Anders Behring Breivik into attacking Norway by detonating a car bomb at government buildings in Oslo-icon.png Osloball and opening fire at a political summer camp on Utøya Island, which killed 69 people, most of whom were teenagers. He into life in prison.

    Norwayball can also into oil monies, as it has a very stronk economy and the happiest population according to UN-icon.png UNball. It has both administrative and political subdivisions on two levels: countyballs and municipalityballs. The Sámi people have a certain amount of self-determination and influence over traditional territories through the Sámi Parliament and the Finnmark Act.

    It can also into maintaining close ties with both the EU-icon.png EUball and USA-icon.png USAball. Ut is a founding member of the UN-icon.png United NationsballNATO-icon.png NATOball, the European Free Trade Association, the Council of Europe, the Antarctic Treaty, and the Kalmar Union-icon.png Nordic Council a member of the European Economic Area, the WTO, and the OECD; and a part of the Schengen Area.

    It can into havings the fourth-highest per capita income in the world on the World Bank and IMF lists. On the USA-icon.png USAball's GDP per capita list (2015 estimate) which includes autonomous territories and regions, Norwayball can into rankings as number eleven. It has the world's largest sovereign wealth fund, with a value of USD 1 trillion, and it has had the highest Human Development Index ranking in the world since 2009, a position also held previously between 2001 and 2006.

    It also has the highest inequality-adjusted ranking, and it into rankings first on the World Happiness Report, the OECD Better Life Index, the Index of Public Integrity, and the Democracy Index.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Shiraz 186, 12, 47 C0-M94-Y76-K27 #BA0C2F
    White 255, 255, 255 0, 0, 0, 0 #FFFFFF
    Downriver 0, 32, 91 C100-M65-Y0-K64 #00205B

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends/Venner[edit | edit source]

    Most countries but mostly:

    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Best friend. It is of very kind but why's it in EU-icon.png Sissies Club? Stronk together in union. You is of also sounding like you have a potato up your throat.
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Oh, so you want to be into Nordic? Okay, I'll think about it. It is Finland-icon.png Finlandball's sibling. Also, it likes Alan Walker for filming Faded in Tallinn-icon.png Tallinnball.
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - My best friend and adoptive sibling, tried to gib it a mountain. But why yuo get #1 in World Happiness Report this time?!
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Sibling who is kinda isolated. Doesn't want to join the EU-icon.png Sissies club!!! We love go out in adventures together.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - My lovely sibling, I can into ABBA too! Stop saying the whole band is Swedish, Anni-Frid is Norwegian!! We make of funny jøkes of each åther. Of lettings me keeping government under unionen. Of doings incest a couple of times too, but of not important, of really likings its historical sites.. and all of that. Very pretty!! And we both love black metal (even though it is Satanic and anti-Christian.)
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Biathlon best friend!!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - I like it. It has a high HDI but I hate Trump. ALSO WHY DID YUO SIGN AN AGREEMENT WITH RED NEXUS?
    • England-icon.png Englandball - We of Germanic siblings, and Sissies club haters!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Many thånkies to it, helped me during WW2 in Londonball. Alan Walker was born there, and we both have rainy weather.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Adorable friend. I helped its in the Korean War. Major non-NATO ally. I also had fun in your 2018 Winter Olympics where I dominated it.
    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball - My Germanic sibling UKball colonised it. You're welcome, Alan Walker filmed a music video in your clay. Don't worry, I oppose the NSL!
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - I kept its Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Major non-NATO ally.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Kjartan Sekkingstad met Duterte-icon.png Duterte. Thank you for apologizing to me that your president called me Norwegia. Yuo also trust me a lot. Also, a major non-NATO ally.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - We both can into fishing. Maybe, I stand corrected for calling you a flag stealer when Thailand-icon.png your ASEAN friend and Javakhk-icon.png Javakhetiball are the real flag stealers. Like Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball, it likes Alan Walker. 
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - My Toyota, Suzuki, Honda, Mazda and Nissan seller. And I also like its anime!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Real China who also helped Ukraineball to recognize Crimeaball as its clay and we both hate yuor communist sibling. Wish I could recognize it.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Crimeaball is yuors.

    Neutral/Nøytral[edit | edit source]

    • EU-icon.png Merkelreich sissies - Nei! I will not joinings du so stop begging me to join!! Jeg vil never get into this club of sissies!! We still have economic ties though. 1940 never forget!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I don't recognize Palestine and we both hate Chinaball but plox be nicer to its people though.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - One of the guys who don't want to join the EU-icon.png Sissies club also it is neutral, rich and peaceful. YUO FUCKING TOOK MY SPOT AS THE #1 COUNTRY ON HDI!!!! GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Although it is a threat to Europe and my Sweden-icon.png sibling hates it, we're neutral since we both hate Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball and EU-icon.png Merkelreich sissies. I heard that it is fine with Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and Finland-icon.png Finlandball so yeah. It's complicated.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Not sure who it is but Israel-icon.png It tells me not to recognize it but maybe I will
    • Turkey-icon.png Kebab - STOP INVADING MY COUNTRY! AND STOP CALLING ME A TERRORIST! Yuo make good kebabs tho.
    • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesotaball - Look I know I love yuo, but Sweden-icon.png! my smelly sibling! says you are a wannabe Viking and cannot into Nordic. But one day you will... One day very very soon.
    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - It stole my flag, but it is my sibling-in-law. Nice place for holiday.
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - Its okay, It WASN'T your fault that your people killed my tourist!
    • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - I didn't like how he of treatings allies in the first place. And I thought it wasn't possible, but he helped started making peace in the Middle East when he organize a peace deal between Israel and UAE. So I nominated him for Nobel Peace Prize. Don't be bad, then maybe.
    • Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball - I can into letting it have office in my capital but I can't recognize your passport. At least we both hate Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball.

    Enemies/Fiender[edit | edit source]

    • Bermuda-icon.png Bermudatriangle - Yuo steal min name for profit nice cruse though.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Oh you fascist bitch, yuo impacted an illegal law!! STAY AWAY FROM HONG KONG N O W!!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi - This son of a bitch invaded me! NEVER FORGET 1940
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - STOP EXPORTING TERRORISTS! YOU ARE OPPRESSIVE!! ALSO I HAVE BETTER OIL! AND YOUR HUMAN RIGHT IS SUCK! Even Sweden-icon.png Swedenball hates you from 2015!
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - Oh you are so dead if you fuck with me. You have no clue what secret power I have under my skin, so you better watch out.
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - My sibling Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball has an issue with your immigrants, and recently I have as well.
    • CSA-icon.png CSAball - We are not of same flag!!
    • Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball and Italy-icon.png Italyball - Columbus You didn't discover the Americas first! You replaced the history books with its name in it and not Leif Erikson that truly discovered it first! (actually the 3-icon.png Indigenous did due to them already being there)! I do agree with Italy over EU-icon.png Sissies Club though and it's nice to see it get along with Denmark-icon.png my sibling. And getting to the North Pole for the first time was pretty fun.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - JAJAJAJA! I OF HAVINGS A HIGHER HDI THAN YOU! YOU WILL NEVER STEAL MY PLACE FROM ME! NORWAY STRONK! But our Denmark-icon.png New Zealand-icon.png siblings like each other.
    • Javakhk-icon.png Javakhetiball - You stole my flag!
    • Niger-icon.png Nigerball - Høhøhø. Yuo are a loser, YOU ARE LOSER DO YUO OF HEARD THAT, and how did you hating my friends, my Nordic Council-icon.png Group, and my Germania-icon.png Grandparent!
    • Taliban-icon.png Afghanistanball - Same as Niger but, høhøhø, you're the least democratic country in the world compared to us Nordic Council-icon.png Nordics!
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - I only hate you because you accused me of hating Russia. I may recognize you as Ukraine but it might change, considering Iceland-icon.png My sib changed its mind.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball (sometimes) - Did you just DETHRONE ME AS NUMBER ONE FOR HIGHEST HDI?!
      • Switzerland-icon.png: Please don't get mad at me, we can talk this out, right?

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Norwayball.

    Click here to see it.

    Norway-icon.png Børkdom Disney's Frozen Kingdom of Alan Walker Norway: Øil, Øil, and more ØIL!!! Norway-icon.png
    Counties Agder-icon.png AgderballInnlandet-icon.png InnlandetballMøre og Romsdal-icon.png Møre og RomsdalballNordland-icon.png NordlandballOslo-icon.png OsloballRogaland-icon.png RogalandballTroms og Finnmark-icon.png Troms og FinnmarkballNord-Trøndelag-icon.png TrøndelagballVestfold og Telemark-icon.png Vestfold og TelemarkballVestland-icon.png VestlandballViken-icon.png Vikenball
    Other Svalbard-icon.png SvalbardballJan Mayen-icon.png Jan MayenballSami-icon.png SamiballPeter I Island-icon.png Queen Maud LandballPeter I Island-icon.png Peter I IslandballBouvet Island-icon.png Bouvet Islandball
    Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from South (PreHistoric Europeans)Norwegian-Empire-icon.png Medieval NorwayballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-NorwayballSecond Kingdom of Norway-icon.png Norwayball (1814)Sweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-NorwayballNazi Norway-icon.png Nazi Norwayball
    Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
    Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball Ladonia-icon.pngLadoniaball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
    Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-NorwayballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
    Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball
    _ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.

    fi:Norjapallo fr:Norvègeballe