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Norwayball officially the
Being geographically in Northern Europe with very westernized views means he can into NATOball and EFTAball. However, he refuses to accept invitations from EUball twice due to being very very stingy with his oil.
Norwayball is one of the richest and happiest countryballs in the world due to its oil and exports. His citizens enjoy human rights and low crime rates, and his government is ranked as one of the least corrupt in the world. He also has a good amount of musicians, but the most popular one is (no surprise) Alan Walker. While he does worry about his fighting chance against Russiaball, he has NATOball to protect him. He also has the highest HDI (Human Development Index) in the world.
His birthday or National Day is 17th of May.
In the early Middle Ages, Norwayball was mostly ruled by a Scandinavian Viking society. The society is of havings three classes: Jarls (land lords like in Skyrim), Karls (peasants) and Thralls (slaves). Each year the Jarls had important meeting with the Karls where they into discussing important matters and solving problems concerning law. For example, if a Karl had killed another Karl's thrall then the the Karl who lost his thrall got to pick a Thrall from the other Karl's Thralls and kill him or take him as his own Thrall. Is of confusing but makes some sense. But if Jarl is of saying that Karl is of not into guilty, the offended Karl could say nothing against that. The Vikings were also traders and raiders, hinting at what "Viking" meant (seafarer). Is of obvious that Vikings can into trading much overseas with other people. The Vikings had trade routes in Scotlandball and Russiaball and they also formed the Byzantine kings' bodyguard (Varangian guard). Until 1814, his kingdom included Faroe Islandsball, Greenlandball, and Icelandball. It also included Bohuslän until 1658, Jämtland and Härjedalen until 1645, Shetland and Orkney until 1468, and the Hebrides and Isle of Manball until 1266. He was also shared by his brother Swedenball.
Nazi Germanyball decided to invade Norwayball because he wanted Swedenball's steel. Norwayball was occupied by Nazi Germanyball through 1940 to 1945.
(stupid Nazi). Norwayball played a small role during WW2. The most significant thing they into doing was Tungtvassaksjonen sabotage, where the Norwegian resistance sabotaged a Heavy Water plant so that Hitler couldn't get the Di-deuterium oxide that he needed, a prime ingredient in fabricating of very scary Nuke. At the end, Soviet Unionball helped me out. We though together against the Nazi Germanyball in the Liberation of Finnmark. That year the communist parliment got 11/ 150 seats and 176,535 votes.
2011 was probably into worst year for Norwayball. In that year, Norwayball is of losing immunity to modern terrorism when Lone Wolf terrorist Anders Behring Breivik into attacking Norway by detonating car bomb at Osloball and opening fire at Utøya Island. He into life in prison. Norwayball can also into oil monies, as he is very stronk economy and happiest countryball according to UNball. He can into having both administrative and political subdivisions on two levels: countyballs and municipalityballs. The Sámi people have a certain amount of self-determination and influence over traditional territories through the Sámi Parliament and the Finnmark Act. He can also into maintainings close ties with both the EUball and USAball. He is of a founding member of the United Nationsball, NATOball, the European Free Trade Association, the Council of Europe, the Antarctic Treaty, and the Nordic Council a member of the European Economic Area, the WTO, and the OECD; and a part of the Schengen Area. He can into havings the fourth-highest per capita income in the world on the World Bank and IMF lists. On the USAball's GDP per capita list (2015 estimate) which includes autonomous territories and regions, He can into rankings as number eleven. He has the world's largest sovereign wealth fund, with a value of USD 1 trillion. He has had the highest Human Development Index ranking in the world since 2009, a position also held previously between 2001 and 2006. He also has the highest inequality-adjusted ranking, and he into rankings first on the World Happiness Report, the OECD Better Life Index, the Index of Public Integrity, and the Democracy Index.
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Most countries but mostly:
- Denmarkball - Best friend. He is of very kind but why's he in Sissies Club? Stronk together in union.
- Estoniaball - Oh, so you want to be into Nordic? Okay, I'll think about it. She is Finlandball's sister. Also, it likes Alan Walker for filming Faded in Tallinnball.
- Finlandball - My best friend and adoptive brother, tried to gib him a mountain.
But why yuo get #1 in World Hapipiness Report this time?!
- Icelandball - Brother who is kinda isolated. Doesn't want to join the Sissies club!!! We love go out in aventures together
- Swedenball - My lovely brother (Søte bror), I can into ABBA too stop saying the whole band is Swedish, Anni-Frid is Norwegian!! We make of funny jøkes of each åther. Of lettings me keeping government under unionen. Of doings incest a couple of times too, but of not important, of really likings his historical sites.. and all of that. Very pretty!! And we both love black metal
(even though it is Satanic and anti-Christian lol)
- Switzerlandball - One of the guys who don't want to join the Sissies club also he is neutrality, rich and peaceful. Recently, he overtook Australiaball as 2nd place in the HDI rankings.
TAKE THAT AUSTRALIABALL!
- Belarusball - Biathlon best friend!!
- USAball - I like him he has a high HDI but I hate trump. ALSO WHY DID YUO SIGN AN AGREEMENT WITH RED NEXUS?
- UKball - We of Germanic brothers, and EUball haters! Many thånkies to him, helped me during WW2 in Londonball. Alan Walker was born there,
and we both have rainy weather.
- South Koreaball - Adorable friend. I helped its in the Korean War. Major non-NATO ally. I also had fun in your 2018 Winter Olympics where I dominated it.
- Hong Kongball - My Germanic brother UKball colonised him. You're welcome, Alan Walker filmed a music video in your clay. Don't worry, I oppose the NSL!
- Argentinaball - I kept his Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Major non-NATO ally.
- Philippinesball - Kjartan Sekkingstad met Duterte. Thank you for apologizing to me that your president called me Norwegia. Yuo also trust me a lot. Also, a major non-NATO ally.
- Indonesiaball - We both can into fishing. Maybe, I stand corrected for calling you a flag stealer when your ASEAN friend and Javakhetiball are the real flag stealers. Like Estoniaball, he likes Alan Walker.
- Japanball - My Toyota, Suzuki, Honda, Mazda and Nissan seller. And I also like his anime!
- Ghanaball - He calls me the best Nordic country. In return, he is my best African friend.
- Taiwanball - Real china who also help Ukraineball to recognize Crimeaball as his clay and we both hate yuor communist brother. Wish I could recognize him.
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball is yuors.
- Merkelreich sissies- Nei! I will not joinings du so stop begging me to join!!!!! Jeg vil never get into this club of sissies!!! We still have economic ties though.
1940 never forget!
- Israelcube - I don't recognize Palestine on him so we both hate Chinaball.
- Russiaball - Although he is a threat to Europe and my brother hates him. But we're neutral since we both hate Saudi Arabiaball and Merkelreich sissies. I heard that he is fine with Denmarkball and Finlandball so yeah. It's complicated. Also I want to say, I ALSO LIKE VODKA!!!
Why are you friends with Icelandball though? ARE YUO GONNA MARRY HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!
- Palestineball - Not sure who he is but He tells me not to recognize him (though i would like to).
- Kebab - STOP INVADING MY COUNTRY! AND STOP CALLING ME A TERRORIST! Yuo make good kebabs tho.
- Minnesotaball - Look I know I love yuo, but !
my smelly brother!says you are a wannabe Viking and cannot into Nordic. But one day you will... One day very very soon.
- Thailandball - She stole my flag, but it is my sister-in-law. Nice place for holiday.
- Moroccoball - Its okay, It WASN'T your fault that your people killed my tourist!
- Donald Trump - I didn't like how he of treatings allies in the first place. And I thought it wasn't possible, but he helped started making peace in the Middle East when he organize peace deal between Israel and UAE. So I nominated him for Nobel Peace Prize. Don't be bad, then maybe.
- Somalilandball - I can into letting him have office in my capital but I can't recognize your passport. At least we both hate Somaliaball.
- Bermudatriangle - Yuo steal min name for profit
nice cruse though.
- ISISball - Hør, jævla røvhull. Hvis du slutter å drepe alle uskyldige mennesker, blir alt bedre. REMOVE TERORIST!! YUOR IDEOLOGIES ARE NOT WELCOM IN YUROP!!!
- Chinaball - Oh you fascist bitch, yuo impacted an illegal law!! STAY AWAY FROM HONG KONG N O W!!!
- Nazi - This son of a bitch invaded me!!! NEVER FORGET 1940
- Saudi Arabiaball - STOP EXPORTING TERRORISTS!!! YOU ARE OPPRESSIVE!!!! ALSO I HAVE BETTER OIL!!! AND YOUR HUMAN RIGHT IS SUCK!!!
We can share the oil together!Even Swedenball hates you from 2015!
- Somaliaball - Oh you are so dead if you fuck with me. You have no clue what secret power I have under my skin, so you better watch out.
- Pakistanball - My brother Denmarkball has an issue with your immagrents, and recently I have as well.
- Spanish Empireball, Spainball, and Italyball - Columbus (Although he wasn't even Spanish and was Italian) did not discover America first! You replaced the history books with his name in it and not Leif Erikson that truly discovered it first!
(actually the indigenous did due to them already being there)!
- North Koreaball - COMMIE!!! GET YOUR NUKES AWAY FROM ME OR ELSE I WILL USE MY OIL TO BURN YOU!!! SOUTH KOREA IS BEST AND TRUE KOREA!!!
- Irelandball - STUPID CELTIC!, DON'T DARE YOU SURPASS MY HDI. SUPERIOR NORDIC STRONGER THAN THE INFERIOR CELTIC!!!!!
- Australiaball - JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! I OF HAVINGS HIGHER HDI THAN YOU! YOU WILL NEVER STEALINGS MY CROWN FROM ME! NORWAY STRONK! But our siblings like each other.
- Javakhetiball - You stole my flag!
- Nigerball - Høhøhø. Yuo have low HDI, Yuo are loser, YUO ARE LOSER DO YUO OF HEARD THAT!
- Crimeaball - I only hate you because you accused me of hating Russia. I may recognize you as Ukraine but it might change, considering My bro changed his mind.