SPQRball called Brittanyball Armoricaball.
Brittanyball was heavily attacked by the many Vikingballs at the beginning of the 10th century. The kingdom lost its eastern territories.
The Bretonball War of Succession, resulted in a short period of total independence. However, Brittanyball lost the Mad War against Franceball in 1488, mostly because of its internal divisions.
After the Mad War, Brittanyball married Franceball in 1532.
In 1956, Brittany was legally reconstituted, however losing the territory of Nantesball, its more Latin province. Today, Brittanyball retains its cultural singularities.
- Brittanyball has a short temper.
- Brittanyball also has bagpipes!
- Brittanyball loves mining salt.
- Brittanyball used to enjoy switching off light houses likes its evil twin Cornwallball, heh heh, easy pickings!
- Brittanyball loves insulting Englishball tourists, heh heh!
- Brittanyball used to enjoy sniffing mushrooms and building menhirs.
- Brittanyball loves to take its flag everywhere. He often accuses USAball of stealing its flag since both the Stars and Stripes and the Gwenn ha Du look so similar. Also is often accused himself of being the black and white version of USAball on TV.
- Brittanyball is best friends with Basqueball, Cornwallball, Walesball and Isle of Manball because they all have weird languages
and for that reason it may also secretly be a 6ball like them.
- Cornwallball - Twin brother. We switch off lighthouses. He have weird language like moi
and may also be of 6ball.
- Walesball - Best brother! We speak similar languages and we have the same national anthem! But sadly it cannot into independence like the rest of us...ONE DAY WALES WE WILL BE FREE!!!
He may also be a 6ball like Basqueballe et moi.
- Scotlandball- Uncultured cousin who loves Haggis, Whisky and bagpipes.
- Irelandball- Cousin. Je love him because it produce the best music and the best beer in the world! He also have division problem with his 6 northern counties and cannot into 26+6=1. ONE DAY IRELAND YOU WILL BE ONE AGAIN!!!
- Gaulball - Common ancestor.
- Basqueball - Atlantic friend who also have weird language like moi and think it of 6ball. Wants independence like me.
2018 NEVER FORGET!!! ONE DAY WE WILL BOTH BE FREE AND CAN INTO REJOININGS OUR INTERGALACTIC FRERES!!!Am I also of 6ball like yuo?
- Cataloniaball - Other friend who want independence from L'Espagne because of its unique culture. 2017 NEVER FORGET!!! ONE DAY WE WILL BOTH BE FREE FROM THOSE TWO!!!
- Galiciaball - Spanish version of me who tries hard to be a Celt.
- UKball - Thank you for changing your name (Yuor former name Great Britain was stolen from me). Yuor tourists gib me monies!
FUCK LE BREXIT!I might some day want yuo to adopt moi.
- Germanyball - TOURISTMONI! He visits my clay all the time.
- Normandyball - Smelly and backward ancient neighbour who stole Mont Saint Michel
and mon flag. GIB MONT SAINT MICHEL!!!!! NORMANDIE WORST REGION OF FRANCE!!! But yuo also rebellious to France so I kind of like you. Only a little though.
- Asturiasball - Oh! That weird fan of me who lives in...Spainball I think? His cider sucks tho.
IRRELEVANT AS HELL, HONHONHON !
- Franceball - GIB MON INDEPENDANCE!!! CLAY STEALER!!! 1956 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE NEVER FORGET!!! NEVER SHOULD HAVE MARRIED YUO IN 1532!!! WORST WIFE EVER!!!
Sorry... I am the worst husband ever...ONE DAY I JOIN GLORIOUS CELTIC UNION AND ANSCHLUSS YUO!!! REMOVE SURRENDERER MONKEY REMOVE BAGUETTE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
- USAball - FLAG STEALER!!! FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT YUO ON BLACK AND WHITE TV!!! ALSO REMOVE COVFEFE REMOVE BURGER REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!! But Joe Biden won, so maybe okay later...