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| “ | If I’d lived in Roman times, I’d have lived in Rome. Today, America is the Roman Empire, and New York is Rome itself. New York is the center of the earth. | ” |
— John Lennon (NOT LENIN)
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| “ | Franklin D Roosevelt was born in my clay! | ” |
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 New Yorkball |
| “ | It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. | ” |
— Theodore Roosevelt (he was born in New York)
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New Yorkball Eats pizza in a weird way is one of the 50 stateballs of the 
USAball, although he is one of the most powerful.
He is usually overshadowed by the 
Fake New York, but has a successful government in his capital city, 
Albanyball, and when his upstate side (REAL New York) is given the chance, he can be really nice. There's also an island that's long east of Fake New York called Long Islandball, it's drunk and rambles on about statehood. There is also, 
Rochesterball which cannot into the normal weather. New Yorkball likes to make fun of 
New Jerseyball, and rightfully so. New Yorkball has the 12th largest economy in the world, so if he became his own country, like 
Texasball and 
Californiaball (which won't happen, as the Civil War decided that), he could into G20.
History[edit | edit source]
New Yorkball was officaly born as an 
3ball, many of whom formed the 
Iroquois Confederacyball, and was later co-adopted by 
Netherlandsball, who called him New Amsterdamball. 
UKball then took over from them and renamed him as New Yorkball, joining 
Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with 12 other states and became USAball.
He was the eleventh state to ratify the Constitution, on July 26, 1788.
He later invaded and took clay from Iroquois Confederacyball in the 1784 and 1794 to form his Upstate. In the 1800-1900s 
Italyballs came to New Yorkball to make Pizza.
Apart from not giving a shit about the upstate, New Yorkball is currently pretty rich. He is progressive and liberal and hates conservatives.
Relations[edit | edit source]
Family[edit | edit source]
Iroquois Confederacyball - Great Ancestor and my great great grandpa.
Netherlandsball - Great Grandpa who colonised some lands in NYC.
Yorkshireball - Grandmother who named me after her!
UKball- Grandfather
USAball - Murica Father
Original Thirteen Colonies - Original thirteen siblings
Relations[edit | edit source]
Californiaball - Best Liberal Ally Ever! No Republic President Ever!
Massachusettsball - You will pay for your witch trials! You conservative prick.
CSAball - You gonna rise again or what? Do it so we Northerners can anschluss you and stop paying taxes so you peasants can have some sort of infrastructure. States' rights my rear end!
Vermontball- The Socialist one that got away. I sympathize with you guys against Assholistan. #STILLSANDERS
New Jerseyball - White Trash Cute little brother and best friend! I love you so much!
Mississippiball - since you change flag im also too in 2020 im change the seal names i change seal that name "excelsior" into "Excelsior E Pluribus Unum"
Indianaball - Fuck you Indiana! Drink the Kool-Aid already!
Connecticutball - Current girlfriend, but not sure if she is cheating with New Jerseyball or not.
Japanball - Thanks for basing the Unova Pokémon region on me!
Russiaball- There are a lot of Russian immigrants in my clay.
Floridaball - FUCK YOU FLORIDA, YOU PASSED ME IN POPULATION. I SHOULD BE NUMBER 3! (At least I'm stll richer and have a bigger city haha)- Liverpoolball - He Hates me for Im killing John Lennon??!! this guy who killed MR Lenon Not me!!!
- Mark David Chapman - HOW DARE YOU KILLED THAT GUY, Thats why Liverpoolball hates me!!
Chinaball - GET CORONAVIRUS OUT OF MY CLAY!! NOW I GOT 200K CASES BECAUSE OF YOU!! YOUR STUPID CHILD WUHAN IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!! NOW YOU NEED TO HELP ME TO SOLVE THIS VIRUS NOW!!!!
- Wuhanball - SEND YOUR MEDICAL WORKERS, DOCTORS AND NURSE TO MY CLAY TO CURED MY PEOPLE FROM THIS VIRUS!!
- Moscowball - Remember to come to our meeting tonight! You're a mossy cow, I should say ;)
Coloradoball - Used to be kind of the New Hampshire of the West, now is a place of weed smokers and hippies. BUT XAXAXXAXAAXA YOU CAN NOT INTO AIR ON FOX XAXAXAXAXA My 
son though let him air South Park on Comedy Central though. BUT STOP MAKING FUN OF LIBERALS!
How to draw[edit | edit source]
Like almost every US state, New Yorkball is only a coat of arms on a blue background:
- Color the basic circle shape of this blue
- Draw the coat of arms of New York (state) in the center
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
By u/nohead123
By u/nohead123
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