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| “ | If I’d lived in Roman times, I’d have lived in Rome. Today, America is the Roman Empire, and New York is Rome itself. New York is the center of the earth. | ” |
— John Lennon (NOT LENIN)
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| “ | Franklin D Roosevelt was born in my clay! | ” |
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 New Yorkball |
| “ | It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. | ” |
— Theodore Roosevelt (he was born in New York)
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New Yorkball Eats pizza in a weird way is one of the 50 stateballs of the 
USAball, although he is one of the most powerful.
He is usually overshadowed by the 
Fake New York, but has a successful government in his capital city, 
Albanyball, and when his upstate side (REAL New York) is given the chance, he can be really nice. There's also an island that's long east of Fake New York called Long Islandball, it's drunk and rambles on about statehood. There is also, 
Rochesterball which cannot into the normal weather. New Yorkball likes to make fun of 
New Jerseyball, and rightfully so. New Yorkball has the 12th largest economy in the world, so if he became his own country, like 
Texasball and 
Californiaball (which won't happen, as the Civil War decided that), he could into G20.
History
New Yorkball was officaly born as an 
3ball, many of whom formed the 
Iroquois Confederacyball, and was later co-adopted by 
Netherlandsball, who called him 
New Netherlandball and his New Amsterdamball. 
Englandball then took over from him and renamed him as New Yorkball, joining 
Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with 12 other states and became USAball.
He was the eleventh state to ratify the Constitution, on July 26, 1788.
He later invaded and took clay from Iroquois Confederacyball in 1784 and 1794 to form his Upstate. In the 1800-1900s 
Italyballs came to New Yorkball to make Pizza.
Apart from not giving a shit about the upstate, New Yorkball is currently pretty rich. He is progressive and liberal and hates conservatives.
Relations
Friends
Netherlandsball - Great Grandpa who colonised some lands in NYC.
Yorkshireball - Grandmother who named me after her!
USAball - Murica, my Fatherland. He's still traumatized by those 
stupid terrorists 9/11 attacks. But he loves me, I'm his most liberal state, we hang out with sports and he LOOOVES my diversity and creativity!
Californiaball - Best Liberal Ally Ever! No Republic President Ever!
Connecticutball - Current girlfriend, but not sure if it is cheating with 
New Jerseyball or not.
Japanball - Thanks for basing the Unova Pokémon region on me!
Iroquois Confederacyball - Great Ancestor and my great great grandpa.
UKball - Granduncle. I never forget how you kidnapped me from Netherlandsball, and how you tried to invade me after the American revolt,but I forgive you.
Russiaball - There are a lot of Russian immigrants in my clay!
Vermontball - The Socialist one that got away. I sympathize with you guys against Assholistan. #STILLSANDERS- New Jerseyball -
White TrashMy little brother and best friend! I love you so much! 
Moscowball - I don’t really hate you. You are a good guy. My 
son also really likes you. But Remember to come to our meeting tonight! You're one mossy cow, I should say ;) And you are my best friend as well!- Japanball - Thanks for basing the Unova Pokémon region on me!
Netural
Mississippiball - Finally you changed your flag. I'm too similar to changing seal names like "Excelsior" into "Excelsior E Pluribus Unum".
Coloradoball - Used to be kind of the New Hampshire of the West, now is a place of weed smokers and hippies. BUT XAXAXXAXAAXA YOU CAN NOT INTO AIR ON FOX XAXAXAXAXA My son though let him air South Park on Comedy Central though. BUT STOP MAKING FUN OF LIBERALS!
Enemies
- Al-Qaedaball - DID YOU JUST BOMB MY SON'S TOWERS. WHAT THE FUCK. DON'T DO IT AGAIN YOU TERRORIST!
Indianaball - Fuck you Indiana! Drink the Kool-Aid already!
Massachusettsball - You will pay for your witch trials! You conservative prick.
Floridaball - SUKA BLYAT, YOU PASSED ME IN POPULATION. I SHOULD BE NUMBER 3! (At least I'm still richer and have a bigger city XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!)
Liverpoolball - He Hates me for killing John Lennon??!! this guy who killed MR Lennon Not me!!!- Mark David Chapman - HOW DARE YOU KILLED THAT GUY, That's why Liverpoolball hates me!!
CSAball - You gon rise again or what? Do it so we Northerners can anschluss you and stop paying your taxes so you peasants can have no sort of infrastructure. States' rights my rear end!
Chinaball - GET CORONAVIRUS OUT OF MY CLAY!! NOW I GOT 200K CASES BECAUSE OF YOU!! YOUR STUPID CHILD WUHAN IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!! NOW YOU NEED TO HELP ME TO SOLVE THIS VIRUS NOW!!!! 
Wuhanball - SEND YOUR MEDICAL WORKERS, DOCTORS AND NURSE TO MY CLAY TO CURE MY PEOPLE FROM THIS VIRUS!!
How to draw
Like almost every US state, New Yorkball is only a coat of arms on a blue background:
- Color the basic circle shape of this blue
- Draw the coat of arms of New York (state) in the center
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
Gallery
By u/nohead123
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| State of New York
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| Cities | Albanyball •  Buffaloball • New York Cityball • Rochesterball •  Uticaball
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| Towns | TBA |
| Former Entities | 3ball •  Lenapeball • New Netherlandball •  Province of New Yorkball •  New Swedenball
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