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|“||Franklin D Roosevelt was born in my clay!||”|
|“||It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.||”|
— Theodore Roosevelt (he was born in New York)
eats pizza in a weird way is one of the 50 stateballs of the USAball, although he is one of the most powerful.
He is usually overshadowed by the Fake New York, but has a successful government in his capital city, Albanyball, and when his upstate side (REAL New York) is given the chance, he can be really nice. There's also an island that's long east of Fake New York called Long Islandball, it's drunk and rambles on about statehood. There is also, Rochesterball which cannot into the normal weather. New Yorkball likes to make fun of New Jerseyball, and rightfully so. New Yorkball has the 12th largest economy in the world, so if he became his own country, like Texasball and Californiaball (which won't happen, as the Civil War decided that), he could into G20.
History[edit | edit source]
New Yorkball was officially born as an 3ball, many of whom formed the Iroquois Confederacyball, and was later co-adopted by Netherlandsball, who called him New Netherlandball and his New Amsterdamball. Englandball then took over from him and renamed him as New Yorkball, joining Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with 12 other states and became USAball.
He was the eleventh state to ratify the Constitution, on July 26, 1788.
He later invaded and took clay from Iroquois Confederacyball in 1784 and 1794 to form his Upstate. In the 1800-1900s Italyballs came to New Yorkball to make Pizza.
Apart from not giving a shit about the upstate, New Yorkball is currently pretty rich. He is progressive and liberal and hates conservatives.
Relations[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
- Netherlandsball - Great Grandpa who colonized some lands in NYC.
- Yorkshireball - Grandmother who named me after her!
- USAball - Murica, my Fatherland. He's still traumatized by those stupid terrorists 9/11 attacks. But he loves me, I'm his most liberal state, we hang out with sports and he LOVES my diversity and creativity!
- Californiaball - Best Liberal Ally Ever! No Republic President Ever!
- Connecticutball - Fellow liberal state! Biden 2024!
- Japanball - Thanks for basing the Unova Pokémon region on me!
- Iroquois Confederacyball - Great Ancestor and my great great grandpa.
- UKball - Granduncle. I never forget how you kidnapped me from Netherlandsball, and how you tried to invade me after the American revolt,but I forgive you.
- Russiaball - Since USAball hates you but there are a lot of Russian immigrants in my clay!
- Vermontball - The Socialist one that got away. I sympathize with you guys against Assholistan. #STILLSANDERS
- New Jerseyball -
White TrashMy little brother and best friend! I love you so much!
- Moscowball - I don't really hate you. You are a good guy. My son also really likes you. But Remember to come to our meeting tonight! You're one mossy cow, I should say ;) And you are my best friend as well!
Netural[edit | edit source]
- Mississippiball - Finally you changed your flag. I'm too similar to changing seal names like "Excelsior" into "Excelsior E Pluribus Unum".
- Coloradoball - Used to be kind of the New Hampshire of the West, now is a place of weed smokers and hippies. BUT XAXAXXAXAAXA YOU CAN NOT INTO AIR ON FOX XAXAXAXAXA My son though let him air South Park on Comedy Central, though. BUT STOP MAKING FUN OF LIBERALS!
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Al-Qaedaball - DID YOU JUST BOMB MY SON'S TOWERS. WHAT THE FUCK. DON'T DO IT AGAIN YOU TERRORIST!
- Indianaball - Fuck you Indiana! Drink the Kool-Aid already!
- Massachusettsball - You will pay for your witch trials! You conservative prick. I also would like to say that the Yankees are more better than those stinky Red Sox!
- Floridaball - SUKA BLYAT, YOU PASSED ME IN POPULATION. I SHOULD BE NUMBER 3! (At least I'm still richer and have a bigger city XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!)
- Liverpoolball - He Hates me for killing John Lennon??!! this guy who killed MR Lennon Not me!!!
- Mark David Chapman - HOW DARE YOU KILLED THAT GUY, That's why Liverpoolball hates me!!
- Albaniaball - How dare you stole my Capital's Name!
- CSAball - You gon rise again or what? Do it so we Northerners can Anschluss you and stop paying your taxes so you peasants can have no sort of infrastructure. States' rights my rear end!
- Chinaball - GET CORONAVIRUS OUT OF MY CLAY!! NOW I GOT 200K CASES BECAUSE OF YOU!! YOUR STUPID CHILD WUHAN IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!! NOW YOU NEED TO HELP ME TO SOLVE THIS VIRUS NOW!!!!
- Wuhanball - SEND YOUR MEDICAL WORKERS, DOCTORS AND NURSE TO MY CLAY TO CURE MY PEOPLE FROM THIS VIRUS!!
How to draw[edit | edit source]
Like almost every US state, New Yorkball is only a coat of arms on a blue background:
- Color the basic circle shape of this blue
- Draw the coat of arms of New York (state) in the center
- Draw the eyes, and you've finished.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
| State of New York |
|Cities||Albanyball • Buffaloball • New York Cityball • Rochesterball • File:Utica-icon.png Uticaball|
|Former Entities||3ball • Lenapeball • New Netherlandball • Province of New Yorkball • New Swedenball|