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    If I’d lived in Roman times, I’d have lived in Rome. Today, America is the Roman Empire, and New York is Rome itself. New York is the center of the earth.
     
    — John Lennon (NOT LENIN)
    Franklin D Roosevelt was born in my clay!
     
    New York-icon.png New Yorkball
    It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
     
    — Theodore Roosevelt (he was born in New York)

    New Yorkball Eats pizza in a weird way is one of the 50 stateballs of the USA-icon.png USAball, although he is one of the most powerful.

    He is usually overshadowed by the NYC-icon.png Fake New York, but has a successful government in his capital city, Albany-icon.png Albanyball, and when his upstate side (REAL New York) is given the chance, he can be really nice. There's also an island that's long east of Fake New York called Long Islandball, it's drunk and rambles on about statehood. There is also, Rochester-icon.png Rochesterball which cannot into the normal weather. New Yorkball likes to make fun of NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball, and rightfully so. New Yorkball has the 12th largest economy in the world, so if he became his own country, like Texas-icon.png Texasball and California-icon.png Californiaball (which won't happen, as the Civil War decided that), he could into G20.

    History

    New Yorkball was officaly born as an 3-icon.png 3ball, many of whom formed the Iroquois Confederacy-icon.png Iroquois Confederacyball, and was later co-adopted by Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, who called him New Netherland-icon.png New Netherlandball and his New Amsterdamball. England-icon.png Englandball then took over from him and renamed him as New Yorkball, joining ColAmerica-icon.png Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with 12 other states and became USA-icon.png USAball.

    He was the eleventh state to ratify the Constitution, on July 26, 1788.

    He later invaded and took clay from Iroquois Confederacy-icon.png Iroquois Confederacyball in 1784 and 1794 to form his Upstate. In the 1800-1900s Italy-icon.png Italyballs came to New Yorkball to make Pizza.

    Apart from not giving a shit about the upstate, New Yorkball is currently pretty rich. He is progressive and liberal and hates conservatives.

    Relations

    Friends

    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Great Grandpa who colonised some lands in NYC.
    • Yorkshire-icon.png Yorkshireball - Grandmother who named me after her!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Murica, my Fatherland. He's still traumatized by those Al-Qaeda-icon.png stupid terrorists 9/11 attacks. But he loves me, I'm his most liberal state, we hang out with sports and he LOOOVES my diversity and creativity!
    • California-icon.png Californiaball - Best Liberal Ally Ever! No Republic President Ever!
    • Connecticut-icon.png Connecticutball - Current girlfriend, but not sure if it is cheating with NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball or not.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thanks for basing the Unova Pokémon region on me!
    • Iroquois Confederacy-icon.png Iroquois Confederacyball - Great Ancestor and my great great grandpa.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Granduncle. I never forget how you kidnapped me from Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, and how you tried to invade me after the American revolt,but I forgive you.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - There are a lot of Russian immigrants in my clay!
    • Vermont-icon.png Vermontball - The Socialist one that got away. I sympathize with you guys against Assholistan. #STILLSANDERS
    • NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball - White Trash My little brother and best friend! I love you so much!
    • Moscow-icon.png Moscowball - I don’t really hate you. You are a good guy. My NYC-icon.png son also really likes you. But Remember to come to our meeting tonight! You're one mossy cow, I should say ;) And you are my best friend as well!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thanks for basing the Unova Pokémon region on me!

    Netural

    • Mississippi-icon.png Mississippiball - Finally you changed your flag. I'm too similar to changing seal names like "Excelsior" into "Excelsior E Pluribus Unum".
    • Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball - Used to be kind of the New Hampshire of the West, now is a place of weed smokers and hippies. BUT XAXAXXAXAAXA YOU CAN NOT INTO AIR ON FOX XAXAXAXAXA My NYC-icon.png son though let him air South Park on Comedy Central though. BUT STOP MAKING FUN OF LIBERALS!

    Enemies

    • Al-Qaeda-icon.png Al-Qaedaball - DID YOU JUST BOMB MY NYC-icon.png SON'S TOWERS. WHAT THE FUCK. DON'T DO IT AGAIN YOU TERRORIST!
    • Indiana-icon.png Indianaball - Fuck you Indiana! Drink the Kool-Aid already!
    • Massachusetts-icon.png Massachusettsball - You will pay for your witch trials! You conservative prick.
    • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - SUKA BLYAT, YOU PASSED ME IN POPULATION. I SHOULD BE NUMBER 3! (At least I'm still richer and have a bigger city XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!)
    • Liverpool-icon.png Liverpoolball - He Hates me for killing John Lennon??!! this guy who killed MR Lennon Not me!!!
    • Mark David Chapman - HOW DARE YOU KILLED THAT GUY, That's why Liverpoolball hates me!!
    • CSA-icon.png CSAball - You gon rise again or what? Do it so we Northerners can anschluss you and stop paying your taxes so you peasants can have no sort of infrastructure. States' rights my rear end!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - GET CORONAVIRUS OUT OF MY CLAY!! NOW I GOT 200K CASES BECAUSE OF YOU!! YOUR STUPID CHILD WUHAN IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!! NOW YOU NEED TO HELP ME TO SOLVE THIS VIRUS NOW!!!!
    • Wuhan-icon.png Wuhanball - SEND YOUR MEDICAL WORKERS, DOCTORS AND NURSE TO MY CLAY TO CURE MY PEOPLE FROM THIS VIRUS!!


    How to draw

    Like almost every US state, New Yorkball is only a coat of arms on a blue background:

    1. Color the basic circle shape of this blue
    2. Draw the coat of arms of New York (state) in the center 
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

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