Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball : Rzeczpospolita Obojga Narodówpiłka: Abiejų Tautų Respublikamuolys
←   → 1569 – 1795
Brace yourself. Ottoman is coming.
General information
Government	Hereditary Monarchy (1569–1573) Elective Monarchy (1573–1791 / 1792–1795) Constitutional Monarchy (1791–1792)
Personality	Hussarist. Its voice is a dual voice that contains both Poland's and Lithuania's voices. It is also a Sabaton song.
Language(s)	Middle Polish (official) Latin (official) French Ruthenian Lithuanian German Hebrew Yiddish Italian Armenian Arabic
Land area	1,000,000 km2 (1618)
Population	8,000,000 (1582)
Type	Balto-Slavic
Capital	Krakówball (until 1596) Warsawball (after 1596)
Religion	Christianity Catholicism (official) Eastern Orthodoxy Protestantism Judaism Islam
Relations and opinions
Friends	Holy Roman Empireball Kingdom of Franceball Papal Statesball Denmark-Norwayball Crimean Khanateball (rarely)
Enemies	Kingdom of Prussiaball 1795 NEVER FORGET!!! TRAITOR!!! Kebab FLAG STEALER AND GRANDCHILD OF THE TRAITOR!! Swedish Empireball Crimean Khanateball (mostly)
Likes	Winged Hussars, Sabaton, John III Sobieski, removing kebab
Dislikes	Kebab, Those who killed me
Historical information
Preceded by	Kingdom of Polandball Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball
Succeeded by	Russian Empireball Kingdom of Prussiaball Habsburg Empireball
Is of importants
Can into space?	No but discovered truth about Solar System
Can into sea?	Yes
Börk	Jesus Maria!!! (battle cry)
Food	Pierogi, Bigos, Soup the Czernina, St. Martin's Croissant, Kindziuk, more soup Alcohol: Slivovitz łącka, Mead, Beer from Lwówek
Status
Dead, but not for much longer
Notes
Remove Kebab Kurwa Mać!!!!!!!!!!!!

“	WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED!!!	”
	— Sabaton

“	Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I smell Ottoman!	”
	— Poland-Lithuaniaball

“	( playing their march) AAAAAAAHHHHH! Oooh, boy! A Turk!?	”
	— , , and

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball, formally known as Kingdom of Poland and the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball and also referred as Poland-Lithuaniaball and First Polish Republicball was a countryball that arrived coming down the mountain side in central Europe. Its parents were  Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball and the Kingdom of Polandball. During the 16th and 17th centuries, it claimed the clay of several Eastern European countries, including Russian Empireball's clay.

It only managed to hold control of Moscowball for two years and got soon driven out by a siege. They managed to remove kebab and fight off the Ottoman Empireball in 1683 by playing the Winged Hussars song, which created the largest cavalry Kebab removing in history. Poland-Lithuaniaball died in 1795 because Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussiaball, and Habsburgball partitioned it.

In the Polandball universe, Poland-Lithuania represents Polandball's and Lithuaniaball's early teenage to young adult years. It is considered as either the parent or grandparent of Polandball, whom it is not very proud of. Poland often dreams of abandoning its miserable job as a plumber and reunite the Commonwealth.

History

(W.I.P.)

Relationships

Friends

• Tsardom of Russiaball - Even though it kinda gets mad at me for 1605, and I get mad at it for it teaming up with Sweden to attack me, it was also the one I could handle. So you're ok I guess.
• Kingdom of Hungaryball - Is of good ally, we both removed Kebab.
• Holy Roman Empireball - It also removes kebab but tell your child Prussia to stop being of an asshole!
• Serbiaball - If I was still around, you would be my best friend. Why? Look at my other friends, we all remove Kebab!
• Papal Statesball - The Pope.
• Israelcube - Thanks for protecting Jews!
• USAball - Two of my officers (Tadeusz Kościuszko and Kazimierz Pułaski) helped it in its fight for independence, and it's also friends with my child. Honestly, I barely even know it but whatever.
• Polandball - My child. It really misses me because I was of stronk. Don't worry child! Soon I will come and kick Russia's ass for you! Seriously, it's very irrelevant.
• Lithuaniaball - My child who also misses me. Unfortunately, it and Polandball keep fighting over who owns Vilniusball.
• Duchy of Courland and Semigalliaball - Vassal.
• Royal Prussiaball - My other more important vassal who is better than Its evil sibling.

Neutral

• First French Empireball - Meddled with those pesky Kebabs, but Napoleon helped gib independence!
• Electorate of Saxonyball - We were in a personal union but you gave me the worst dynasty ever, it was really horrible.

Enemies

• DID YUO JUST ATTACK MY CHILD?!! - WHAT THE F*CK?!! YOU INVADED MY CHILD FOR THE JEWS!!! YOU KILLED 6 MILLION JEWS FOR NO REASON?!!! F*CK YUO!!!!
• Russian Empireball - Although it's a good kebab remover, and it hates Sweden, but NEVER FORGET 1795!!!! IT TOOK MY EASTERN CLAY!! But I occupied Moscow for 2 years hehe...
• Prussiaball - NEVER FORGET 1795! IT TOOK MY WESTERN CLAY!
• Swedish Empireball - WE DEFEATED YOU TWICE but with high casualties tho KURWA!
• Ottoman Empireball - STOP TRYING TO INVADE EUROPE! REMOVE KEBAB FROM EUROPE OR ELSE WE WILL BOMB CONSTANTINOPLE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Got destroyed at Vienna!
• Habsburgball - YOU FUCKING BACKSTABBER! I SAVED YOU FROM KEBAB AND YOU HELPED  PRUSSIA AND  RUSSIA IN KILLING ME! HOW DARE YOU!!!
• Cossack Hetmanateball - HOW DARE YOU REBEL AGAINST ME, we made an agreement but then Russia came and you changed sides kurwa mać.
• Crimean Khanateball - YOU RAIDED ME AND SUPPORTED THE COSSACK REBELLION!
• Teutonic Orderball - STOP STEALING MUH NORTHERN CLAY IN LIVONIA!!!!
• Duchy of Prussiaball - My vassal who betrayed me and became THIS!

Gallery

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  Patriam Magi Malta Magica (artist: hasuminskaya)
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• File:Comic (Poland-Lithuania - Poland - Estonia - Belarus - Russia - Latvia).png
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  Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthrawr
• By u/vhisz
  By u/vhisz
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  By u/ThatOtherKageBoi
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  By u/Umbrella_Ursa
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  By u/iambatpenguin
• By u/SantiTheLazy Can find me on discord: Santi-/-lol#7716
  By u/SantiTheLazy Can find me on discord: Santi-/-lol#7716

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