|“||It's said that for decades afterwards residents could still catch a whiff of molasses outside during the summer months, and Boston remains one of Forbes's top ten stickiest places to this day.||”|
|“||Dad sent Uncle Gary the money, and we hadn't heard from him until today. After Uncle Gary came inside the house, he told us what happened. He said he met a guy in Boston who sold T-shirts on a street corner, and this guy told him that if he wanted to take over his business, he could make a bundle. So after he got the money from Dad, Uncle Gary bought up the guy's T-shirts. But what Uncle Gary didn't know was that the T-shirts had a typo on them, and by the time he noticed the problem, the guy was already gone.||”|
— Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel
|“||Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.||”|
— The TF2 Scout
The clay which became Bostonball originally belonged to Massachusettesball. This clay was later taken over by British Empireball. Bostonball was then founded in 1630 by British Empireball and adopted by New Englandball, Thirteen Coloniesball and USAball.
In April 15, 2013, two Chechens attacked its famous Boston Marathon, in which the city was on lockdown for the next five days. It ended with one of the Chechnyans dead and the other one captured while hiding in a boat, not in the water, but funnily in a place called Watertown.
"If you plan to escape, make sure it's in the water. Not in Watertown! Got you asshole!" - April 19, 2013, the best day of my life! Boston Police Department Strong!
It was USAball's pick to bid for the 2024 Summer Olympics, but it withdrew its bid due to financial concerns. Los Angelesball took over the bid.
It also has Theo Epstein to thank for helping to remove the "Curse of the Bambino" from its beloved Red Sox in 2004 (Theo also did wonders for Chicagoball in 2016).
- Chicagoball - Both of us love Irish men. We also have that Theo-Epstein-Championshipish blood in us.
- Melbourneball, Hangzhouball, Strasbourgball, Sekondi-Takoradiball, Belfastball, Paduaball, Kyotoball, Barcelonaball, Praiaball, Taipeiball- My siblings!
- Halifaxball - Helped it when a ship blew up and damaged its clay, sends Christmas trees.
- Torontoball - HAH YOU SUCK BRAD MARCHAND RULED YOU
- Columbusball - GET REKT CANUCKS JOHN TORTORELLA! MUHAHAHAHAH BLUE JACKETS SUCK
- Raleighball - MUAHHAHAHAHAH SWEEPED 4-0!
- TampaRawr - FUCK YOU FOR GETTING THE BRUINS OUT FROM TORONTO
- Miamiball - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU ELIMINATED ME FROM THE 2023 STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS DESPITE THE BRUINS HAVING THE BEST REGULAR SEASON RECORD!!! MAY 1, 2023 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! NOT ONLY THAT, YOU ALSO GAVE THE CELTICS THEIR WORST-EVER DEFEAT IN THE PLAYOFFS! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF!?!?!?
- St. Louisball - NOOOO
- Chechnyaball - NEVER FORGET THE 2013 BOMBING!!