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    Slavs-icon.png Slavsball are an ancient people of Eastern Europe. It began to develop between the Dniester and Dnieper rivers, where it developed its culture with the name of "Kiev-icon.png Kiev culture", dating from about the 3rd to 5th centuries. (Also, flag is not of Nazi-icon.png Nazi! I'm not even Germany-icon.png German!!! Nazi-icon.png Nazis wanted me dead anyways!!!). It also likes three striped adidas wear. Its child Serbiaball inherited its Turk-hating habits from it.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Origins[edit | edit source]

    Slavs-icon.png Slavsball evolved from 2-icon.png 2balls, in the 5th century Ancient Greece-icon.png Herodotus mentioned Neuriball to the north of Scythia-icon.png Scythiaball, though the Neuriballs are also fought to be Balts-icon.png Baltsball; another ancient tribe associated with the Slavs-icon.png Slavballs are Venedi-icon.png Venediball, who lived in eastern Poland-icon.png Polandball, as mentioned by SPQR-icon.png Pliny the Elder in the 1st century AD.

    In the 5th century, the Slavs-icon.png Slavballs would make their rise after the fall of Hun-icon.png Hunball, who drove many Germania-icon.png Germaniaballs out of the East.

    Early Middle Ages[edit | edit source]

    With the fall of Hun-icon.png Hunball, Slavs-icon.png Slavsball began expanding on all directions and so began the division into West Slavs, East Slavs and South Slavs.

    In the 6th century, the Sclaveniballs (ancestors of most South Slavs) began to raid and settle Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball's lands.

    In the 7th century the settlement of the balkhans intensified, especially after they and Avar Khaganate-icon.png Avarball tried (and failed) to sack Byzantine Constantinople-icon.png Constantinopleball.

    Meanwhile, Samo's Empire-icon.png Samo's Empireball briefly got independence from Avar Khaganate-icon.png Avarball, making it the first Slavs-icon.png Slavic nation, though it didn't last long.

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - My biggest child! It defeated the Nazi's and went into space!!!! Strong Slavic superpower. I like you very much, but please stop bullying my second biggest child.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - My child, compared to you, Russia is sane! But you have got Rakija.
    • Srpska Republic-icon.png Republika Srpskaball - Don't break up with Bosnia, you are siblings. (also you would look ugly on the map...)
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - My child, I have to say; you've got the worst neighbours. Happy 100th birthday!
    • Czechia-icon.png Czechiaball - My child, please pass me some beer, yuor dumplings are delicious too!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - My child, stop to fight Russia, don't start a WW3. The family needs to be united. I do not want to know who started this fight, I just want them to stop!!! I’m glad that you are now making up to Russia by exchanging prisoners!!!! That’s good, make up and end the war. Wait you agreed to a ceasefire with your big sibling Russia. That’s great!!!! I hope it agrees on a permanent peace treaty to end the war.
    • Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball - My child, either you or Slovenia change flags; even I don't know who is who!
    • Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball - My child, you OK, but WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE Germania-icon.png GERMANIC, STOP TRYING TO BE Germania-icon.png GERMANIC, YOU ARE PART OF OUR Slavs-icon.png FAMILY! SLAVS STRONK! BE PROUD TO BE SLAV! BUT WHY DID YOU LEGALIZE HOMOSEX!?!?
    • Liberland-icon.png Liberlandball - My grandchild, yuo are so cute and don't listen to Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball and Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball just ignore them, I recognize yuo.
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - My child, I can't tell if you still have the nationalistic fervor in your heart, but look inside yourself, and you may find who you really are.
    • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - My child, Why did you join Axis!? But you also have Rakija. No, wait... don't drink it.
    • Bosnia-icon.png Bosniaball - How can you be Kebab and Slav at the same time? But your čevapčići are da best, so we good.
    • Macedonia-icon.png Macedoniaball - My child, STOP TRYING TO BE SPARTA!
    • Montenegro-icon.png Montenegroball - My child, wake up and GO TO WORK!
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - My child, are you even my child? uh wait I was once had love with Hun-icon.png the Huns, and I forgot about it, but continue making yogurt!
    • Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball - You were my best child! How could yuo split apart!?!?
    • Non-Aligned Movement-icon.png NAMball - The creation of my Yugoslavia-icon.png child. Also thanks for admitting my Russia-icon.png biggest and stronk Child in July 2021 as an observer!!!!
    • Sorbs-icon.png Lusatiaball - My child, proud of you, but you need independence!
    • Silesia-icon.png Silesiaball - My child, stop asking for independence, it makes no sense because you are strong together, take care of your traditions and the language which is very close to Old-Polish.
    • Balts-icon.png Baltsball - Our common ancestors invented beautiful languages.
    • Gaul-icon.png Celtsball - We are very similar It is actually closer to SPQR-icon.png SPQRball than to anyone, we both don't have writing, we like beer and nature.
    • Iran-icon.png Persiaball - Thank you for helping me grow when I was still young. Sorry if my Russian Empire-icon.png stupid bourgeois-loving child took your clay.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Some slavs live there. Nazi Germany-icon.png Its past was stupid, though.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Some slavs also live there. BUT why did Principality of Hungary-icon.png your past self ruin all of Europe and push me and some of my children out of Ukraine-icon.png Ukraine with your silly invasions!?!
    • Byzantine-icon.png Byzantine Empireball - Oh my old friend, how we miss you! Thank you for christianizing my Kievan Rus-icon.png easternmost child with your Orthodox faith and writing an alphabet to my First Bulgarian Empire-icon.png other easternmost child! I'm so sorry if the Kievan Rus-icon.pngFirst Bulgarian Empire-icon.png aforementioned two, along with Serbian Empire-icon.png Serbia, have to take your clay. It's a shame you died thanks to this Ottoman-icon.png smelly kebab that aneksja[1] yuo. :'(

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • NATO-icon.png NATOball - How dare you bombing my child Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball in 1999!! Though some of my family members are part of it.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - You are helping Kosovo-icon.png Fake jerk became a country from Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball!! But again, some of my family members like it.
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and Russian SFSR (old)-icon.png Russian SFSRball - Two of my biggest and stronkest Communist childerns. Thanks for defeating the Evil German Nazi's and also thanks for going into Space! But please stop harassing your siblings!
    • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball - My child who conquered lots of land, but they of taking the rights of the workers, the peasants and it's siblings, Im glad that Russian SFSR (old)-icon.png My Communist Child kill you for good in 1917!! Maybe not actually.
    • Avar Khaganate-icon.png Avarball - Thank you for helping me expel the Germania-icon.png Germaniaball! Though yuo sometimes you oppressed me and thus Samo's Empire-icon.png My first child was born.

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Germania-icon.png Germaniaball - If there was a book with the laws of the world, one of the first would be. "If you have a German as a neighbor, you will not experience peace.".
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - You are a monster. Calling me "untermenschen", huh?! I see yuo is not of changings much from your ancestor
    • Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball (not really) - You are Slavs no Germanic, my Russia-icon.png Grandchild was controlling your Clay.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - YOU ARE OF SERB! Yuo are Slavic not Albanian!
    • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - You destroyed my culture and persecuted my children.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Just Change flag of your Kedah-icon.png Perak-icon.png Perlis-icon.png Sabah-icon.png Labuan-icon.png States for stealing all of my children's flag!
    • Holy Roman Empire-icon.png HREball - You have germanized my child Carantaniaball.

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Drawing Slavsball isn't difficult:

    1. Color the basic circle shape of red
    2. Add a golden kolovrat (symbol of the sun that seems a double swastika)
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

    To draw the Tricolor:

    1. Draw a basic circle shape
    2. Color the upper part Blue and the down part Red
    3. Draw the eyes and you're done.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    1. Pan-Slavic term for anschluss, just like from Polish "aneksja" or Russian "аннексия"
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