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The Netherlandsball, also known as
Weedball Hollandball, is Orange and a dimension in Minecraft Western European countryball. Drugs are legal (drug addicts are given rehab, while foreigners possessing drugs are escorted back to their native country), with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of marijuana in coffee shops. Officially, it’s illegal to buy weed from coffee shops and often frowned upon to smoke weed in most public places. Nevertheless, people are able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. The Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. Its eyes are sometimes red because the Netherlandsball is on drugs. This was the first nation to officially legalize gay marriage, back in 2001. Known for dikes, dams and polders. EUball fears that he will do Nexit after UKball's Brexit. Be careful when you connect to his vpn servers as you can accidentally be blocked on this wiki.
His clay is bordered by Germanyball on the east, and Belgiumball on the south. He also borders Franceball with Sint Maartenball. His maritime border is the North Sea where is partly surrounded by his northern and western clay. His clay is divided into 12 provinces and three special municipalities in the Caribbean. The Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Including his capital, Amsterdamball where is placed on North Hollandball. As a result, his clay has a total of 41 850 square kilometres making him the 131st largest country in the world. As of 2020, his population of about 17.15 million people, and is the 69th populous country in the world.
Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his adoptive aunt Franceball, and changed his name from the long Austrian Netherlandsball to Dutch Republicball.
Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen temporalily part of Brazilball, Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesiaball), Dutch Formosaball (now known as Taiwanball) and Surinameball. His clay was occupied by Franceball, in 1795-6, and when it left in 1814, he changed his name to United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with Franceball, Belgiumball, and Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UKball.
In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours Reichtangle and UKball fought over his estranged son Belgiumball's clay but was beaten by Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from Nazi Germanyball.
After his distant cousin Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons Indonesiaball independence in 1945, and Surinameball independence in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaicaball and Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATOball in 1949.
In 2001, he legalized Same-sex marriage, being the first country to legalize it.
In 2019, he won Eurovision for the first time in 44 years. Sadly, he cannot host Eurovision 2020 because he and surrounding European balls are too affected by coronavirus. But he just found out that he's hosting in 2021!!
Netherlandsball is usually
very high happy and relaxed by nature due to his laid back and easygoing personality, and due to his country's typically pacifistic morals. Sometimes he can be found smoking weed with Jamaicaball and/or Uruguayball. He loves the color orange and is friendly to most other countries. He actually has a lot of money and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater.
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- Argentinaball - The birthplace of our Queen.
BUT YOU STOPPED ME FROM WINNING 1978 WORLD CUP AND GETTING IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP FINAL BECAUSE OF THOSE STUPID PENALTIES! 2-4 NEVER FORGET! I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY!
- Arubaball- My territory who has square currency and richest GDP per captia island of the carribean (and still practices that blackface thing we're trying to stop people doing). (
In reality you are a poor country of 180km and your friendship dous not serve me, shit.)
- Australiaball - Nephew.
I eliminated you from the 2014 World Cup in the second round! 3-2 never forget!
- Belgiumball and Luxembourgball -
Luxembourg is a flag thiefMy sons, part of Benelux. Let's eat food at our border town of Baarle.
- Bonaireball, Sint Maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and Sababall - Sons that lives in the Caraïben.
- Brazilball - My adoptive son and nephew, I colonized a part if him between 1630-1654, and he laughs like me! (
Never forget 1974, 2010 and 2014 World Cup... HIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIE)
- Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year to thank him.
And also legalis ed weed!
- Curaçaoball - Who? Ah, hem. Hij is good, I guess?
- Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination.
But vertical flag stealer!
- Germanyball - Béét weird relation: Wan het isn't Anschluss time, he is one of best fliends. But when 't is, hij is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank. Also, I'll never forget wan het beat me in 1974 World Cup final! HAHAHAHAH IK WIN 4-2 AGAINST DU!~
- Israelcube - Bedankt for hosting a memorable Eurovisie Songfestival in 2019, ik still can't believe my Duncan won!
TAKE THAT LOSER ! HAHAHAHAHbut if yuo friend with me don't killing people of Palestineball plus all of mijn childrens Hates yuo.
- Italyball - I surprisingly beat him in Eurovision 2019 (and hated me for it), but then won it in Rotterdam with a fantastic performance. Gefeliciteerd!
But Max Verstappen is way better than Charles Leclerc.
- Jamaicaball - My friend in weed, love this guy and his weird philosophical theories, he said to me he wanted to smoke a tree one day.
- Moroccoball Very good friend
who gives me Hashishbut please stop imprisoning rif activists, you're fine and all but just learn to respect opinions you dont like.
- Nagasakiball - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I colonized him
Yuo wait... One day, I will show him the way of the weed...)
- Kosovoball - I recognized yuo unlike all of mijn children Does not recognized yuo as a country
- Philippinesball - You may be steal my flags and hate drugs, but then, some of your Filipino tourists were on vacation on my place! Yeah, I know, it's so beautiful in my country and they worked here because of the bigger economy. Oh, that donation that I gave to you? I gave it because you're USABall's close friend and ally! Although your people are really nice to me. I'm glad we're friends...
- Russiaball - Don't worry I will support you with Crimea no matter what! Love you. But I do recognize Crimea as Ukraine in real life. But we both hate Sissy weenie, so we're friends.
- South Africaball - Son wie speaks weird Nederlands.
- South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely).
- Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1! plus, what does sinterklaas do when he's not here?
- Surinameball - Hij is a good slave - I mean jonge. Mijn favourite son!
- Central African Republicball - We're both hate Ivory Coastball for Football.
- UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now hij is fine, hoor.
(But I hate him nowadays because of his blessed driver almost killed my boy, British GP NEVER FORGET!)
- Polandball - Happy 100th birthday, mon amie! Love you.
- Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
- USAball - I'm friends with a few of his children
because they can get high on drugs like me.BUT 2-0 FINAL, WORST DAY OF ME LIFE!
They should've been a part of my colonial empire.HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!!
i got my revenge hiehiehie...
- Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said, de beter.
If Ilse had a beard, we would have won in 2014.Also won 2-0 easily against him in Euro 2021.
- Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in euro 2016 with 3-0. also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also I am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom. Well at least you are not annoying and made a kind of excuese.
- Romaniaball - He is a member of Natoball and EUball and he likes my discos and my girls,and hates me at the same time for not letting him with Bulgariaball into Schengen, the reason is that he has gypsies, what's his problem with gypsies, they are my friends, this world has gone very crazy,
- Indonesiaball - Hey son, I really like your cuisine
yuo just wait until I switch your MSG with powdered crack MUAHAHAHAHA!!!......HE REMOVES WEED NOOOOO- Former colony in southeast Asia by the V.O.C (Dutch East Indies Company). Yuo had some nice spices that increase the trade market, but did yuo really want independence that bad?(Also mij most rebellious son but wij are ok nu). But it ok, we are still family.
- Bulgariaball - same as Romania.
- Ukraineball - Crimea is part of Russia Thats Final!!!!, but actually Crimea is Part of you In Real Life.
- Latviaball - Yuo got lucky Portugal let you participate in Yurovision 2002. MICHELLE BETTER THAN ARNIS AND MARIE!
anschluss time hiehiehie
- Chinaball - We love pandas!!! They're so cute. But remove Coronavirus! Remember Eurovision 2020 outrage!or
- EUball - I am fucking sick of you, when you were born i thought that you could be a nice guy that could help conserve your members with peace and money, but instead you treated very badly to five of your members that you tell them as slaves and you didn't change your mind. I had enough of you, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON, NOW, FUCK YOU. NEXIT RULES!!!! IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR SHIT I'M JOINING THE EURASIAN UNION INSTEAD!!!!
- Nazi Germanyball - FOKKEN BOOKSHELVES WHO ANSCHLUSS ME IN 1940!!! You also starved my people.
You will be anchulussed by me!
- Vanuatuball - How many Times did i said to stop accusing and hating mijn Son for accusing West Papuaball.
- North Koreaball - WHAT SH!T DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE CAPITALISTS? YOU OF HAVING LEGALIZED DRUGS, BUT, DO YOU HAVE SH!T ON THE HEAD IN EXPLODING US AND NATO STAFF? I AM A CAPITALIST! I SINCERELY THINK SOUTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA, I HOPE THAT SOUTH KOREA ANSCHLUSS YOU, HIEHIEHIEHIEHIE! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY!
- Crimeaball - i will reconized yuo when i leave in Euball but i reconized you as part of ukraineball clay and dont calling My Three Sons as a Venezuelans!!!
- Egyptball - You support my son's independence in 1945!
- Syriaball - Same as Egyptball!
- Venezuelaball - Same With Egypt and Syria!, He loves Russiaball but YOU NEED TO STOP ANNEXING ARUBA, CURACAO AND BONAIRE!!!
- Ivory Coastball - He hates me because I rekt him by 5-0
- Burkina Fasoball - She Also Hates me for I rekt its best friend.
- George Soros - Traitor!! Yuo makes mijn son Worst nightmare in 1998 Remove Soros!!
- Palestineball - he used to be allies with Russiaball but yuo are islam puppet of Jordanball im not recognized because all of mijn children recognized yuo. Go back to Israel!!!
But if you take my weed i will recognize you!
- Kuwaitball - She hates me because it thinks that i a drug users and it also hates my friend Jamaica so REMOVE MISHARY RASHID!!!
- Stupid flag stealers - YOU THOSE BEDRIEGERS! SCREW YA ALL!!!!! YOU SAID SAYING THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN RIGHT! PARAGUAY, YOU ARE THE MOST IRRELEVANT FLAG MASTER! I'M EVEN MAD (LAUGHS AT HIM CRAZILY), AND FICK YUO YUGOSLAVIA, YUO OF STEALIGNS MY FLAG!!! REMOVE COMMIES!!!
Or else y'all...
- North Hollandball - He's the main reason why people see me as stoned and overly tolerant. Tourists go here to profit from our gedoogbeleid, our canals and the bench from The Fault In Our Stars.
- South Hollandball- He's the brother of North Hollandball and has the largest population of all provinces, the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government. Also known for crowded beaches and tulips.
- Drentheball - Virtually nonexistent for most people. Known for its prehistorical dolmens, but that's it.
- Flevolandball - Biggest artificial island in the world. We don't even know why we created this boring flat land in the middel of the lake. Home of the Dutch Alabama (formerly an island).
- Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian (
aka retarded Dutch). Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht (constantly hopes for it to happen despite global warming). Owns a lot of islands in the Wadden sea, great for tourists.
- Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of students (mostly in the south), woodies, motor crossers, bike lanes, orchards and farmers in general.
- Groningenball - Northernmost province of The Netherlands. More farmers and cows and has a lot of natural gas reserves. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has a university and some communists.
- Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu, Max Verstappen, many prominent race cyclists,
Geert Wildersand the manufacturer of the roughest roller coasters in the world. Eats lots of vlaai. Celebrates a lot of carnival. He is almost Belgian.
- North Brabantball - Home of the Efteling (the greatest theme park in the world!), forests, bars, Guus Meeuwis, Snollebollekes, the nation's biggest tech hub, beautiful, pre-industrial cities, worstenbroodjes and Bossche bollen. Calls patat by the name friet. Breathes Catholicism culturally. Carnival is where he lives for. He is, like Limburgball, almost Belgian.
- Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities, tech students and streams. Not much else.
- Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations. Has the biggest bicycle stall in the world to accomodate a large amount of train commuters.
- Zeelandball - Beach territory. The sea almost killed him in 1953, and built some serious water-defense tech afterwards. Tries to convince all of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter. Also renowned for baking great bolus. Home of Danny Vera, who managed to beat Queen in Top 2000.