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    Space separates our bodies, not our souls and minds.
    — Erasmus
    Everyone is very kind here
    — Spiderman

    The Netherlandsball, also known as Weedball Hollandball, is Orange and a dimension in Minecraft Western European countryball. Drugs are legal (drug addicts are given rehab, while foreigners possessing drugs are escorted back to their native country), with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of marijuana in coffee shops. Officially, it’s illegal to buy weed from coffee shops and often frowned upon to smoke weed in most public places. Nevertheless, people are able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. The Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. Its eyes are sometimes red because the Netherlandsball is on drugs. This was the first nation to officially legalize LGBT-icon.png gay marriage, back in 2001. Known for dikes, dams and polders. EU-icon.png EUball fears that he will do Nexit after UK-icon.png UKball's Brexit. Be careful when you connect to his vpn servers as you can accidentally be blocked on this wiki.

    His clay is bordered by Germany-icon.png Germanyball on the east, and Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball on the south. He also borders France-icon.png Franceball with Sint Maartenball. His maritime border is the North Sea where is partly surrounded by his northern and western clay. His clay is divided into 12 provinces and three special municipalities in the Caribbean. The Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Including his capital, Amsterdam-icon.png Amsterdamball where is placed on North Holland-icon.png North Hollandball. As a result, his clay has a total of 41 850 square kilometres making him the 131st largest country in the world. As of 2020, his population of about 17.15 million people, and is the 69th populous country in the world.


    Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spain-icon.png Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austria-icon.png Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his adoptive aunt France-icon.png Franceball, and changed his name from the long Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Netherlandsball to Dutch Republic-icon.png Dutch Republicball.

    Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen temporalily part of Brazil-icon.png Brazilball, Dutch East Indies-icon.png Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball), Taiwan-icon.png Dutch Formosaball (now known as Taiwanball) and Suriname-icon.png Surinameball. His clay was occupied by France-icon.png Franceball, in 1795-6, and when it left in 1814, he changed his name to Dutch-icon.png United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with France-icon.png Franceball, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball, and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UK-icon.png UKball.

    In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours ReichTime.png Reichtangle and UK-icon.png UKball fought over his estranged son Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball's clay but was beaten by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball.

    After his distant cousin Canada-icon.png Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball independence in 1945, and Suriname-icon.png Surinameball independence in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball and Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATO-icon.png NATOball in 1949.

    In 2001, he legalized Same-sex marriage, being the first country to legalize it.

    In 2019, he won Eurovision for the first time in 44 years. Sadly, he cannot host Eurovision 2020 because he and surrounding European balls are too affected by coronavirus. But he just found out that he's hosting in 2021!!


    Netherlandsball is usually very high happy and relaxed by nature due to his laid back and easygoing personality, and due to his country's typically pacifistic morals. Sometimes he can be found smoking weed with Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball and/or Uruguay-icon.pngUruguayball. He loves the color orange and is friendly to most other countries. He actually has a lot of money and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater.

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Upsdell Red 174, 28, 40 C0-M84-Y77-K32 #AE1C28
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Dark Cornflower Blue 33, 70, 139 C76-M50-Y0-K45 #21468B



    • Aruba-icon.png Arubaball- My territory who has square currency and richest GDP per captia island of the carribean (and still practices that blackface thing we're trying to stop people doing). (In reality you are a poor country of 180km and your friendship dous not serve me, shit.)
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Nephew. I eliminated you from the 2014 World Cup in the second round! 3-2 never forget!
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball - Luxembourg is a flag thief My sons, part of Benelux. Let's eat food at our border town of Baarle.
    • Bonaire-icon.png Sint Maarten-icon.png Sint Eustatius-icon.png Saba-icon.png Bonaireball, Sint Maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and Sababall - Sons that lives in the Caraïben.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - My adoptive son and nephew, I colonized a part if him between 1630-1654, and he laughs like me! (Never forget 1974, 2010 and 2014 World Cup... HIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIE)
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year to thank him. And also legalised weed!
    • Curacao-icon.png Curaçaoball - Who? Ah, hem. Hij is good, I guess?
    • France-icon.png Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination. But vertical flag stealer!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Béét weird relation: Wan het isn't Anschluss time, he is one of best fliends. But when 't is, hij is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank. Also, I'll never forget wan het beat me in 1974 World Cup final! HAHAHAHAH IK WIN 4-2 AGAINST DU!~
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Bedankt for hosting a memorable Eurovisie Songfestival in 2019, ik still can't believe my Duncan won! TAKE THAT LOSER ! HAHAHAHAH but if yuo friend with me don't killing people of Palestineball plus all of mijn childrens Hates yuo.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - I surprisingly beat him in Eurovision 2019 (and hated me for it), but then won it in Rotterdam with a fantastic performance. Gefeliciteerd! But Max Verstappen is way better than Charles Leclerc.
    • Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball - My friend in weed, love this guy and his weird philosophical theories, he said to me he wanted to smoke a tree one day.
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball Very good friend who gives me Hashish but please stop imprisoning rif activists, you're fine and all but just learn to respect opinions you dont like.
    • Nagasaki-icon.png Nagasakiball - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I colonized him (Yuo wait... One day, I will show him the way of the weed...)
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I recognized yuo unlike all of mijn children Does not recognized yuo as a country
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - You may be steal my flags and hate drugs, but then, some of your Filipino tourists were on vacation on my place! Yeah, I know, it's so beautiful in my country and they worked here because of the bigger economy. Oh, that donation that I gave to you? I gave it because you're USABall's close friend and ally! Although your people are really nice to me. I'm glad we're friends...
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Don't worry I will support you with Crimea no matter what! Love you. But I do recognize Crimea as Ukraine in real life. But we both hate EU-icon.png Sissy weenie, so we're friends.
    • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - Son wie speaks weird Nederlands.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely).
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1! plus, what does sinterklaas do when he's not here?
    • Suriname-icon.png Surinameball - Hij is a good slave - I mean jonge. Mijn favourite son!
    • CAR-icon.png Central African Republicball - We're both hate Ivory Coast-icon.png Ivory Coastball for Football.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now hij is fine, hoor. (But I hate him nowadays because of his blessed driver almost killed my boy, British GP NEVER FORGET!)
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100th birthday, mon amie! Love you.
    • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Washington-icon.png Oregon-icon.png Alaska-icon.png California-icon.png Massachussets-icon.png Maine-icon.png Colorado-icon.png I'm friends with a few of his children because they can get high on drugs like me. They should've been a part of my colonial empire. HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!! BUT 2-0 FINAL, WORST DAY OF ME LIFE!Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).pngi got my revenge hiehiehie...Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).png


    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said, de beter. If Ilse had a beard, we would have won in 2014. Also won 2-0 easily against him in Euro 2021.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in euro 2016 with 3-0. also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also I am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom. Well at least you are not annoying and made a kind of excuese.
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - He is a member of Natoball and EU-icon.png EUball and he likes my discos and my girls,and hates me at the same time for not letting him with Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball into Schengen, the reason is that he has gypsies, what's his problem with gypsies, they are my friends, this world has gone very crazy,
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Hey son, I really like your cuisine yuo just wait until I switch your MSG with powdered crack MUAHAHAHAHA!!!......HE REMOVES WEED NOOOOO- Former colony in southeast Asia by the V.O.C (Dutch East Indies Company). Yuo had some nice spices that increase the trade market, but did yuo really want independence that bad?(Also mij most rebellious son but wij are ok nu). But it ok, we are still family.
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - same as Romania.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Crimea is part of Russia Thats Final!!!!, but actually Crimea is Part of you In Real Life.
    • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - Yuo got lucky Portugal let you participate in Yurovision 2002. MICHELLE BETTER THAN ARNIS AND MARIE!Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).pnganschluss time hiehiehieDutch Empire-icon (tangle).png
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - We love pandas!!! They're so cute. But remove Coronavirus! Remember Eurovision 2020 outrage!Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).pngor else...Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).png


    • EU-icon.png EUball - I am fucking sick of you, when you were born i thought that you could be a nice guy that could help conserve your members with peace and money, but instead you treated very badly to five of your members that you tell them as slaves and you didn't change your mind. I had enough of you, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON, NOW, FUCK YOU. NEXIT RULES!!!! IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR SHIT I'M JOINING THE EURASIAN UNION INSTEAD!!!!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - FOKKEN BOOKSHELVES WHO ANSCHLUSS ME IN 1940!!! You also starved my people.Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).pngYou will be anchulussed by me!Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).png
    • Vanuatu-icon.png Vanuatuball - How many Times did i said to stop accusing and hating mijn Indonesia-icon.png Son for accusing Netherlands New Guinea-icon.png West Papuaball.
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - i will reconized yuo when i leave in Euball but i reconized you as part of ukraineball clay and dont calling My Three Sons as a Venezuelans!!!
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - You support my son's independence in 1945!
    • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - Same as Egyptball!
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - Same With Egypt and Syria!, He loves Russia-icon.png Russiaball but YOU NEED TO STOP ANNEXING ARUBA, CURACAO AND BONAIRE!!!
    • Ivory Coast-icon.png Ivory Coastball - He hates me because I rekt him by 5-0
    • Burkina Faso-icon.png Burkina Fasoball - She Also Hates me for I rekt its Ivory Coast-icon.png best friend.
    • George Soros-icon.png George Soros - Traitor!! Yuo makes mijn son Worst nightmare in 1998 Remove Soros!! Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).png Also... Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).png
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - he used to be allies with Russiaball but yuo are islam puppet of Jordan-icon.png Jordanball im not recognized because all of mijn children recognized yuo. Go back to Israel!!! But if you take my weed i will recognize you!
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - She hates me because it thinks that i a drug users and it also hates my friend Jamaica so REMOVE MISHARY RASHID!!!
    • Batangas-icon.pngMissouri-icon.pngLabuan-icon.pngParaguay-icon.pngYugoslavia-icon.png Stupid flag stealers - YOU THOSE BEDRIEGERS! SCREW YA ALL!!!!! YOU SAID SAYING THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN RIGHT! PARAGUAY, YOU ARE THE MOST IRRELEVANT FLAG MASTER! I'M EVEN MAD (LAUGHS AT HIM CRAZILY), AND FICK YUO YUGOSLAVIA, YUO OF STEALIGNS MY FLAG!!! REMOVE COMMIES!!! Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).pngOr else y'all...Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).png


    Map of Netherlandsball's provinceballs and neighboring countryballs. Credits to GeorgiusNL
    • North Holland-icon.png North Hollandball - He's the main reason why people see me as stoned and overly tolerant. Tourists go here to profit from our gedoogbeleid, our canals and the bench from The Fault In Our Stars.
    • Zuid-Holland-icon.png South Hollandball- He's the brother of North Hollandball and has the largest population of all provinces, the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government. Also known for crowded beaches and tulips.
    • Drenthe-icon.png Drentheball - Virtually nonexistent for most people. Known for its prehistorical dolmens, but that's it.
    • Flevoland-icon.png Flevolandball - Biggest artificial island in the world. We don't even know why we created this boring flat land in the middel of the lake. Home of the Dutch Alabama (formerly an island).
    • Friesland-icon.png Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian (aka retarded Dutch). Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht (constantly hopes for it to happen despite global warming). Owns a lot of islands in the Wadden sea, great for tourists.
    • Gelderland-icon.png Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of students (mostly in the south), woodies, motor crossers, bike lanes, orchards and farmers in general.
    • Groningen-icon.png Groningenball - Northernmost province of The Netherlands. More farmers and cows and has a lot of natural gas reserves. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has a university and some communists.
    • Limburg-icon.png Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu, Max Verstappen, many prominent race cyclists, Geert Wilders and the manufacturer of the roughest roller coasters in the world. Eats lots of vlaai. Celebrates a lot of carnival. He is almost Belgian.
    • North Brabantball - Home of the Efteling (the greatest theme park in the world!), forests, bars, Guus Meeuwis, Snollebollekes, the nation's biggest tech hub, beautiful, pre-industrial cities, worstenbroodjes and Bossche bollen. Calls patat by the name friet. Breathes Catholicism culturally. Carnival is where he lives for. He is, like Limburgball, almost Belgian.
    • Overijssel-icon.png Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities, tech students and streams. Not much else.
    • Utrecht-icon.png Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations. Has the biggest bicycle stall in the world to accomodate a large amount of train commuters.
    • Zeeland-icon.png Zeelandball - Beach territory. The sea almost killed him in 1953, and built some serious water-defense tech afterwards. Tries to convince all of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter. Also renowned for baking great bolus. Home of Danny Vera, who managed to beat Queen in Top 2000.
    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Netherlandsball.

    Click here to see it.

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