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    Space separates our bodies, not our souls and minds.
     
    — Erasmus
    Sometimes, miracles happen.
     
    — Max Verstappen
    Everyone is very kind here
     
    — Spiderman

    The Netherlandsball, also known as Weedball Tom Hollandball, is Orange and Drowning a dimension in Minecraft Western European countryball. Drugs are legal (drug addicts are given rehab, while foreigners possessing drugs are escorted back to their native country), with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of marijuana in coffee shops. Officially, it’s illegal to buy weed from coffee shops and often frowned upon to smoke weed in most public places. Nevertheless, people are able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. The Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. Its eyes are sometimes red because the Netherlandsball is on drugs. The Netherlands was also the first nation to officially legalize LGBT-icon.png gay marriage, back in 2001. Known for dikes, dams and polders. EU-icon.png EUball fears that it will do Nexit after UK-icon.png UKball's Brexit.

    Its clay is bordered by Germany-icon.png Germanyball on the east, and Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball on the south. It also borders France-icon.png Franceball with Sint Maartenball. Its maritime border is the North Sea where is partly surrounded by its northern and western clay. Its clay is divided into 12 provinces and three special municipalities in the Caribbean. The Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Including its capital, Amsterdam-icon.png Amsterdamball where is placed on North Holland-icon.png North Hollandball. As a result, its clay has a total of 41 526 square kilometres (16485 square mile for Murica-icon.png USAball ) making it the 131st largest country in the world. As of January 2022, its population is exact 17,597607 million people, and is the 67th (nice) populous country in the world. The country has a high population density of 457 square kilometres (1183 square mile for Murica-icon.png USAball ) as of 2018 (thats high) and its with that the 29th most populous country in population density as of 2018.

    History

    Netherlandsball is the adopted child of Spanish Empire-icon.png Spainball, and it was born in the 1500s. It was taken away by its half sibling Austria-icon.png Austriaball but got its independence in 1648 after fighting a war with it, helped by its France-icon.png Franceball, and changed its name from the long Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Netherlandsball to Dutch Republic-icon.png Dutch Republicball.

    Around this time, it developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen temporalily part of Brazil-icon.png Brazilball, Dutch East Indies-icon.png Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball), Taiwan-icon.png Dutch Formosaball (now known as Taiwanball) and Suriname-icon.png Surinameball. Its clay was occupied by France-icon.png Franceball, in 1795-6, and when it left in 1814, it changed its name to Dutch-icon.png United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of its children with France-icon.png Franceball, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball, and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UK-icon.png UKball.

    In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as its neighbors ReichTime.png Reichtangle and UK-icon.png UKball fought over its estranged child Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball's clay but was beaten by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and its clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes it had sheltered from Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball.

    After its distant cousin Canada-icon.png Canadaball liberated it, it reluctantly gave its children Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball independence in 1945, and Suriname-icon.png Surinameball independence in 1975. It joined the EU, its cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends its days smoking weed hanging out with its smoking buddies Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball and Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball, and building dams. It is also a founding member of NATO-icon.png NATOball in 1949.

    In 2001, it legalized Same-sex marriage, being the first country to legalize it.

    In 2019, it won Eurovision for the first time in 44 years. Sadly, it cannot host Eurovision 2020 because it and surrounding European balls are too affected by the coronavirus, but it hosted in 2021 instead, crowning Italy-icon.png Italyball as the winner.

    Personality

    Netherlandsball is usually very high happy and relaxed by nature due to its laid back and easygoing personality, and due to its country's typically pacifistic morals. Sometimes it can be found smoking weed hanging out with Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball and/or Uruguay-icon.pngUruguayball. It loves the color orange and is friendly to most other countries. It actually has a lot of money and is a very good swimmer since most of the time its clay is underwater.

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Upsdell Red 174, 28, 40 C0-M84-Y77-K32 #AE1C28
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Dark Cornflower Blue 33, 70, 139 C76-M50-Y0-K45 #21468B

    Relationships

    Vrienden/Friends

    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - The birthplace of our Queen. BUT YOU STOPPED ME FROM WINNING 1978 WORLD CUP AND GETTING IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP FINAL BECAUSE OF THOSE STUPID PENALTIES! 2-4 NEVER FORGET! I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY!
    • Aruba-icon.png Aruba - My territory who has square currency and richest GDP per captia island of the Carribean (and still practices that blackface thing we're trying to stop people doing).
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Relative. I eliminated you from the 2014 World Cup in the second round! 3-2 never forget!
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball - Luxembourg is a flag thief My children, part of Benelux. Let's eat food at our border town of Baarle.
    • Bonaire-icon.png Sint Maarten-icon.png Sint Eustatius-icon.png Saba-icon.png Bonaire, Sint Maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and Sababall - Children that lives in the Caraïben.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - My adoptive child, I colonized a part of it between 1630-1654, and it laughs like me! (Never forget 1974, 2010 and 2014 World Cup...)
    • Canada-icon.png Canada - Pretty nice country. Let me hang out at its place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. It managed to "talk" it back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year and a lifetime's supply of Red Bull to thank it for everything it did for me. And also legalised weed!
    • Curacao-icon.png Curaçao - Who? Ah, this one. It is good, I guess?
    • France-icon.png Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination. I love its pastries!But vertical flag stealer!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Béét weird relation: When no Anschluss time, it is one of best fliends. But when it is, it is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank. Also, I'll never forget it beat me in 1974 World Cup final!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Thanks for hosting a memorable Eurovisie Songfestival in 2019, ik still can't believe my Duncan won! TAKE THAT LOSER ! HAHAHAHAH but if yuo friend with me don't killing people of Palestineball plus all of mijn childrens Hates yuo.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - I surprisingly beat it in Eurovision 2019 (and it hated me for it), but then won it in Rotterdam with a fantastic performance. Gefeliciteerd! But Max Verstappen is way better than Charles Leclerc.
    • Jamaica-icon.png Jamaica - My friend in weed, I love it and its weird philosophical theories, it said to me it wanted to smoke a tree one day.
    • Japan-icon.png Japan - Oh my god it are so cute!
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball Very good friend who gives me Hashish but please stop imprisoning your activists, you're fine and all but just learn to respect opinions you don't like.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexico - Named snack after you. Taco is an acceptable first name in our country. Checo is a legend.
    • Nagasaki-icon.png Nagasaki - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I colonized it (Yuo wait... One day, I will show it the way of the weed...)
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo - I recognized yuo.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - You may be steal my flags and hate drugs, but then, some of your Filipino tourists were on vacation on my place! Yeah, I know, it's so beautiful in my country and they worked here because of the bigger economy. Oh, that donation that I gave to you? I gave it because you're USABall's close friend and ally! Although your people are really nice to me. I'm glad we're friends...
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Don't worry I will support you with Crimea no matter what! Love you. But I do recognize Crimea as Ukraine in real life. But we both hate EU-icon.png Sissy weenie, so we're friends. Why do you hate mij for expelling your embassy?
    • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - Child that speaks weird Nederlands. Gib gold plox
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely).
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Favourite holiday destination for high-income, elderly people, including Sinterklaas. Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1!
    • Suriname-icon.png Suriname - It was a good slave - I mean jonge. Mijn favourite child!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now it is fine. Well, we were huge rivals this year, though. At the end, I managed to kick its driver's ass! YO HE YO HO SUPER MAX IS KAMPIOEN!
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100th birthday, mon amie! Love you.
    • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay - Another smoking buddy.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Washington-icon.png Oregon-icon.png Alaska-icon.png California-icon.png Massachussets-icon.png Maine-icon.png Colorado-icon.png I'm friends with a few of its children because they can get high on drugs like me. They should've been a part of my colonial empire.

    Neutraal/Neutral

    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Estranged half-sibling. Less said, de beter. If Ilse had a beard, we would have won in 2014. Also won 2-0 easily against it in Euro 2021.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - You needed 253. You got 93. DEAL WITH IT. Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).pngor else...Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).png. But you hate Article 13 too. And why did you steal mij name for a dimension in yuor game?!
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in Euro 2016 with 3-0. Also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also I am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom. Well at least you are not annoying and made a kind of excuese. Still love your broodjes kebab.
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - It is a member of Natoball and EU-icon.png EUball and it likes my discos and my girls, and hates me at the same time for not letting it with Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball into Schengen.
    • EU-icon.png EUball - I love free travel and trade, and you helped me get strong again after WWII. However, sometimes, I get sick of your rules and extra fees to pay to get Eastern European workers and asylum seekers.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball (Actually friends irl) - Hey kid, I really like your cuisine yuo just wait until I switch your MSG with powdered crack MUAHAHAHAHA!... IT REMOVES WEED NOOOOO- Former colony in Southeast Asia by the V.O.C (Dutch East Indies Company). Yuo had some nice spices that increase the trade market, but did yuo really want independence that bad? Yuo were super rebellious back then too. But is ok, we are still family. Also now one of mij biggest international trade partners in the world.
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Same as Romania.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Crimea is part of you.
    • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - Yuo got lucky Portugal let you participate in Yurovision 2002.
    • China-icon.png China - We love pandas!!! They're so cute. But remove Coronavirus! Remember Eurovision 2020 outrage! Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).pngor else... Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).png

    Vijanden/Enemies

    Provinces

    Map of Netherlandsball's provinceballs and neighboring countryballs. Credits to GeorgiusNL
    • North Holland-icon.png North Hollandball - It's the main reason why people see me as stoned and overly tolerant. Tourists go here to profit from our gedoogbeleid, our canals and the bench from The Fault In Our Stars.
    • Zuid-Holland-icon.png South Hollandball- It's the sibling of North Hollandball and has the largest population of all provinces, the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government. Also known for crowded beaches and tulips.
    • Drenthe-icon.png Drentheball - Virtually nonexistent for most people. Known for its prehistorical dolmens, but that's it.
    • Flevoland-icon.png Flevolandball - Biggest artificial island in the world. We don't even know why we created this boring flat land in the middel of the lake. Home of the Dutch Alabama (formerly an island).
    • Friesland-icon.png Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht (constantly hopes for it to happen despite global warming). Owns a lot of islands in the Wadden sea, great for tourists.
    • Gelderland-icon.png Gelderlandball - Its name sounds like money in Dutch. It has a lot of students (mostly in the south), woodies, motor crossers, bike lanes, orchards and farmers in general.
    • Groningen-icon.png Groningenball - Northernmost province of The Netherlands. More farmers and cows and has a lot of natural gas reserves. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. It also has a university and some communists.
    • Limburg-icon.png Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu, Max Verstappen, many prominent race cyclists, and the manufacturer of the roughest roller coasters in the world. Eats lots of vlaai. Celebrates a lot of carnivals. It is almost Belgian.
    • North Brabantball - Home of the Efteling (the greatest theme park in the world!), forests, bars, Guus Meeuwis, Snollebollekes, the nation's biggest tech hub, beautiful, pre-industrial cities, worstenbroodjes and Bossche bollen. Calls patat by the name friet. Breathes Catholicism culturally. Carnival is where he lives for. It is, like Limburgball, almost Belgian.
    • Overijssel-icon.png Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities, tech students and streams. Not much else.
    • Utrecht-icon.png Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations. Has the biggest bicycle stall in the world to accomodate a large amount of train commuters.
    • Zeeland-icon.png Zeelandball - Beach territory. The sea almost killed it in 1953, and built some serious water-defense tech afterwards. Tries to convince all of mij people to come and visit it. In the winter. Also renowned for baking great bolus. Home of Danny Vera, who managed to beat Queen in Top 2000.

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