|“||Whatever is beautiful is hard to achieve.||”|
|“||Sometimes, miracles happen.||”|
— Max Verstappen
|“||Everyone is very kind here||”|
The Netherlandsball, also known as
Weedball Tom Hollandball, is Orange and Drowning a dimension in Minecraft Western European countryball. Drugs are legal (drug addicts are given rehab, while foreigners possessing drugs are escorted back to their native country), with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of marijuana in coffee shops. Officially, it’s illegal to buy weed from coffee shops and often frowned upon to smoke weed in most public places. Nevertheless, people are able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. The Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. Its eyes are sometimes red because the Netherlandsball is on drugs. The Netherlands was also the first nation to officially legalize gay marriage, back in 2001. Known for dikes, dams and polders. EUball fears that it will do Nexit after UKball's Brexit.
Its clay is bordered by Germanyball on the east, and Belgiumball on the south. It also borders Franceball with Sint Maartenball. Its maritime border is the North Sea where is partly surrounded by its northern and western clay. Its clay is divided into 12 provinces and three special municipalities in the Caribbean. The Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Including its capital, Amsterdamball where is placed on North Hollandball. As a result, its clay has a total of 41 526 square kilometres (16485 square mile for USAball ) making it the 131st largest country in the world. As of January 2022, its population is exact 17,597607 million people, and is the 67th (nice) populous country in the world. The country has a high population density of 457 square kilometres (1183 square mile for USAball ) as of 2018 (thats high) and its with that the 29th most populous country in population density as of 2018.
Netherlandsball is the adopted child of Spainball, and it was born in the 1500s. It was taken away by its half sibling Austriaball but got its independence in 1648 after fighting a war with it, helped by its Franceball, and changed its name from the long Spanish Netherlandsball to Dutch Republicball.
Around this time, it developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen temporalily part of Brazilball, Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesiaball), Dutch Formosaball (now known as Taiwanball) and Surinameball. Its clay was occupied by Franceball, in 1795-6, and when it left in 1814, it changed its name to United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of its children with Franceball, Belgiumball, and Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UKball.
In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as its neighbors Reichtangle and UKball fought over its estranged child Belgiumball's clay but was beaten by Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and its clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes it had sheltered from Nazi Germanyball.
After its distant cousin Canadaball liberated it, it reluctantly gave its children Indonesiaball independence in 1945, and Surinameball independence in 1975. It joined the EU, its cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends its days
smoking weed hanging out with its smoking buddies Jamaicaball and Uruguayball, and building dams. It is also a founding member of NATOball in 1949.
In 2001, it legalized Same-sex marriage, being the first country to legalize it.
In 2019, it won Eurovision for the first time in 44 years. Sadly, it cannot host Eurovision 2020 because it and surrounding European balls are too affected by the coronavirus, but it hosted in 2021 instead, crowning Italyball as the winner.
Netherlandsball is usually
very high happy and relaxed by nature due to its laid back and easygoing personality, and due to its country's typically pacifistic morals. Sometimes it can be found smoking weed hanging out with Jamaicaball and/or Uruguayball. It loves the color orange and is friendly to most other countries. It actually has a lot of money and is a very good swimmer since most of the time its clay is underwater.
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- Argentinaball - The birthplace of our Queen.
BUT YOU STOPPED ME FROM WINNING 1978 WORLD CUP AND GETTING IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP FINAL BECAUSE OF THOSE STUPID PENALTIES! 2-4 NEVER FORGET! I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY!
- Aruba - My territory who has square currency and richest GDP per captia island of the Carribean (and still practices that blackface thing we're trying to stop people doing).
- Australiaball - Relative.
I eliminated you from the 2014 World Cup in the second round! 3-2 never forget!
- Belgiumball and Luxembourgball -
Luxembourg is a flag thiefMy children, part of Benelux. Let's eat food at our border town of Baarle.
- Bonaire, Sint Maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and Sababall - Children that lives in the Caraïben.
- Brazilball - My adoptive child, I colonized a part of it between 1630-1654, and it laughs like me! (
Never forget 1974, 2010 and 2014 World Cup...)
- Canada - Pretty nice country. Let me hang out at its place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. It managed to "talk" it back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year and a lifetime's supply of Red Bull to thank it for everything it did for me.
And also legalis ed weed!
- Curaçao - Who? Ah, this one. It is good, I guess?
- Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination. I love its pastries!
But vertical flag stealer!
- Germanyball - Béét weird relation: When no Anschluss time, it is one of best fliends. But when it is, it is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank. Also, I'll never forget it beat me in 1974 World Cup final!
- Israelcube - We are great friends. Thanks for hosting a memorable Eurovisie Songfestival in 2019, ik still can't believe my Duncan won!
TAKE THAT LOSER ! HAHAHAHAHthat being said all of mijn childrens hates yuo.
- Italyball - I surprisingly beat it in Eurovision 2019 (and it hated me for it), but then won it in Rotterdam with a fantastic performance. Gefeliciteerd!
But Max Verstappen is way better than Charles Leclerc.
- Jamaica - My friend in weed, I love it and its weird philosophical theories, it said to me it wanted to smoke a tree one day.
- Japan - Oh my god it are so cute!
- Moroccoball Very good friend
who gives me Hashishbut please stop imprisoning your activists, you're fine and all but just learn to respect opinions you don't like.
- Mexico - Named snack after you. Taco is an acceptable first name in our country. Checo is a legend.
- Nagasaki - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I colonized it
Yuo wait... One day, I will show it the way of the weed...)
- Kosovo - I recognized yuo.
- Philippinesball - You may be steal my flags and hate drugs, but then, some of your Filipino tourists were on vacation on my place! Yeah, I know, it's so beautiful in my country and they worked here because of the bigger economy. Oh, that donation that I gave to you? I gave it because you're USABall's close friend and ally! Although your people are really nice to me. I'm glad we're friends...
- South Africaball - Child that speaks weird Nederlands.
Gib gold plox
- South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely).
- Spainball - Former arch-nemesis who occupied my clay when he was still imperial, favourite holiday destination for high-income, elderly people, including Sinterklaas. Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1!
- Suriname - It was a good slave - I mean jonge. Mijn favourite child!
- UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now it is fine. Well, we were huge rivals this year, though. At the end, I managed to kick its driver's ass! YO HE YO HO SUPER MAX IS KAMPIOEN!
- Polandball - Happy 100th birthday, mon amie! Love you.
- Uruguay - Another smoking buddy.
- USAball - I'm friends with a few of its children
because they can get high on drugs like me.
They should've been a part of my colonial empire.
- Ukraineball - Crimea is part of you. Also ik supply yuo to make yuo win the fight against Russiaball
- Austriaball - Estranged half-sibling. Less said, de beter.
If Ilse had a beard, we would have won in 2014.Also won 2-0 easily against it in Euro 2021.
- Swedenball - You needed 253. You got 93. DEAL WITH IT.
or else.... But you hate Article 13 too.
And why did you steal mij name for a dimension in yuor game?!
- Turkeyball - Ze place where our beloved tulips come from
not sorry for stealing the Tulip identity from yuo hiehiehie. Defeatings of me in Euro 2016 with 3-0. Also I am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom. Well at least you are not annoying and made a kind of excuse. Still love your broodjes kebab.
- Romaniaball - It is a member of NATOball and EUball and it likes my discos and my girls, and hates me at the same time for not letting it with Bulgariaball into Schengen.
- EUball - I love free travel and trade, and you helped me get strong again after WWII. However, sometimes, I get sick of your rules and extra fees to pay to get Eastern European workers and asylum seekers.
- Indonesiaball - Insane son with
crackeddelicious cuisine. STOP REMOVING DRUGS!!! yuo just wait until I switch your MSG with powdered crack MUAHAHAHAHA
- Bulgariaball - Same as Romania.
- Latviaball - Yuo got lucky Portugal let you participate in Yurovision 2002.
- China - We love pandas!!! They're so cute. But remove Coronavirus! Remember Eurovision 2020 outrage!
- Nazi Germanyball - FOKKEN BOOKSHELVES WHO ANSCHLUSS ME IN 1940! You also starved my people!
You will be anchulussed by me!
- Russiaball - WHY DID YOU INVADE Ukraineball!!!!!!?????!?!?? Yuo used to be cool. You also hate me for expelled your embassy for UKball. ALSO, DON'T FORGET WHEN YOU AND YOUR SON SHOT DOWN MALAYSIABALL'S PLANE WITH LOTS OF MY PEOPLE!!
- North Koreaball - WHAT SH!T DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE CAPITALISTS? YOU OF HAVING LEGALIZED DRUGS, BUT, DO YOU HAVE SHIT ON THE HEAD IN EXPLODING US AND NATO STAFF? I AM A CAPITALIST! I THINK SOUTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA, I HOPE THAT SOUTH KOREA ANSCHLUSS YOU! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY!
- Crimeaball - You are still part of Ukraine's clay, and don't you dare call ABC islands Venezuelans!
- Venezuela - ABC Islands are mine!!!
- Western Saharaball - Yuo are belongs to my friend Moroccoball!
- Ugandaball - I mij not know yuo, but why do you hate Gays. What did they do to yuo?
- Ivory Coastball (only in sports) - I beat you, 5-0!
- Burkina Fasoball (only in sports-related events) - Also Hates me for I rekt its best friend.
- Palestineball - Indonesiaball and Russiaball may like you, but your existance is a nee for mij. Go back to Israel!
But if you take my weed I will recognize you hiehiehiehiehie
- Kuwaitball - REMOVE MISHARY RASHID! HOW DARE YOU REMOVE WEED AND HATE MY FRIEND JAMAICA!'
- North Hollandball - It's the main reason why people see me as stoned and overly tolerant. Tourists go here to profit from our gedoogbeleid, our canals and the bench from The Fault In Our Stars.
- South Hollandball- It's the sibling of North Hollandball and has the largest population of all provinces, the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government. Also known for crowded beaches and tulips.
- Drentheball - Virtually nonexistent for most people. Known for its prehistorical dolmens, but that's it.
- Flevolandball - Biggest artificial island in the world. We don't even know why we created this boring flat land in the middel of the lake. Home of the Dutch Alabama (formerly an island).
- Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht (constantly hopes for it to happen despite global warming). Owns a lot of islands in the Wadden sea, great for tourists.
- Gelderlandball - Its name sounds like money in Dutch. It has a lot of students (mostly in the south), woodies, motor crossers, bike lanes, orchards and farmers in general.
- Groningenball - Northernmost province of The Netherlands. More farmers and cows and has a lot of natural gas reserves. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. It also has a university and some communists.
- Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu, Max Verstappen, many prominent race cyclists, and the manufacturer of the roughest roller coasters in the world. Eats lots of vlaai. Celebrates a lot of carnivals. It is almost Belgian.
- North Brabantball - Home of the Efteling (the greatest theme park in the world!), forests, bars, Guus Meeuwis, Snollebollekes, the nation's biggest tech hub, beautiful, pre-industrial cities, worstenbroodjes and Bossche bollen. Calls patat by the name friet. Breathes Catholicism culturally. Carnival is where he lives for. It is, like Limburgball, almost Belgian.
- Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities, tech students and streams. Not much else.
- Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations. Has the biggest bicycle stall in the world to accomodate a large amount of train commuters.
- Zeelandball - Beach territory. The sea almost killed it in 1953, and built some serious water-defense tech afterwards. Tries to convince all of mij people to come and visit it. In the winter. Also renowned for baking great bolus. Home of Danny Vera, who managed to beat Queen in Top 2000.
|Founders||Belgiumball • Canadaball • Denmarkball • Franceball • Icelandball • Italyball • Luxembourgball • Netherlandsball • Norwayball • Portugalball • UKball • USAball|
|Joined during the Cold War|| Greeceball • Türkiyeball
|Joined after the Cold War|| Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Polandball
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Finlandball • Georgiaball • Ukraineball • Swedenball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Azerbaijanball • Armeniaball • Kazakhstanbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball|