“ | Somewhere in Nevada... | ” |
— Madness Combat
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“ | One.... two..... three.... four.... | ” |
— Nevadaball counting votes
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Nevadaball, also known as Casino Empireball, is a song made by Vicetone a stateball in USAball. It is a gambler and almost all of its clay is the desert. This makes its people wish for a nuclear winter. It believes in 6balls thanks to Area 51. USAball tests most of its nuclear weapons on Nevadaball's clay. It likes to gamble like its friend Macauball. Its most famous cityball is Las Vegasball. Basqueball kept after its sheep in the 1940s and onwards after Francoist Spainball sent them there.
History
Nevadaball's clay was first inhabited by 3balls such as Paiuteball. The clay was later colonized by New Spainball. Not too long after, Mexicoball gained independence, but Nevadaball was eventually invaded by USAball. The discovery of the Comstock Lode in 1859 led to a mining boom and the official creation of the Nevada Territoryball.
Nevadaball fought for USAball against CSAball during the American Civil War, earning him statehood and extra clay from Arizona Territoryball and Utahball. Major discoveries of gold and silver continued. During the Great Depression, Nevada legalized Gambling and USAball ordered the construction of the Hoover dam. The legalization caused explosive population growth in the Las Vegas valley. This growth was aided by the construction of luxurious hotels in the 1960s, attracting large amounts of tourism. USAball also used Nevada's clay to test nuclear weapons, spy planes, and stealth fighter aircraft during the 50s and 60s.
In 2014, a standoff occurred between Law enforcement and militia groups over a legal dispute between a cattle rancher and the Bureau of Land Management. Nobody was killed or injured during the standoff, but a couple involved committed a mass shooting the same year. In 2017, another mass shooting took place in Las Vegas when a man broke his hotel window in Mandalay Bay and mounted a gun in it's place before opening fire on a crowd of attendants at a music festival. 61 were killed and 867 injured, making it the deadliest mass shooting in united states history. On the 21 of September of 2019, USA left Chile's Birthday for the Area 51 Raid. In the end, no one passed in, but anyways, it was a Party OUTSIDE Area 51. Throughout the late 2010s and early 2020s, heat waves became worse and smoke from Californiaball's fires spread over Nevada on multiple occasions.
In the 2024 Republican presidential primaries, the option "None of these candidates" was the winner. Meaning literally no one won
Relations
Friends
- Macauball - Good gambling friend.
- Arizonaball - Younger brother. We are both mostly desert and we share the Hoover Dam and Lake Mead. He is still a little salty over me taking Clark county from him, but we mostly get along.
- 6balls - Extraterrestrials who take refuge in my clay.
I am helping them in their plan to anschluss Earthball - Louisianaball - The only other state who allows casinos!
- Monacoball - Another good gambling friend.
- Molossiaball - Micronation on my clay. He is at war with East Germany for some reason.
Neutral
- Californiaball - My older brother. He gives me lots of tourist money and makes really good burgers! we also share Lake Tahoe and fought together during the Civil War. But I really don't appreciate it when you send migrants to my cities and drive up housing prices! Do you really expect me to tolerate you constantly ranting about extreme politics and independence? Wait... NO! PLEASE DON'T ANSCHLUSS ME!
- Texasball - Another older brother. We're both western states dealing with waves of Californian migrants currently. It's nice talking to him, even though California doesn't like it when I do. However, I do somewhat distrust him because of his talks of independence and participation in the CSA.
- New Mexicoball - One of my younger brothers. He likes my casinos but he also constantly claims that I stole Area 51 and nuclear testing from him. YOU DO NOT OWN AREA 51, NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE YOUTUBE COMMENT SECTION SAYS SO! DO YOU THINK I WANTED DAD TO DESTROY MY CLAY WITH NUKES?
Enemies
- Utahball - Younger brother who is a giant Mormon nut job. He hates my gambling and is still salty from me taking his clay after the Civil War.
- CSAball - Evil separatists that I got statehood from fighting against. YOU CAN CALL ME A TRAITOR FOR SIDING AGAINST YOU, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE THE REAL TRAITORS!
Family
- USAball - Father!
- Molossiaball - My son! We can into make your space system great! Best son ever!
- Californiaball - Older brother.
- Arizonaball - Younger brother.
- Utahball - Younger brother.
How to draw
Like almost every US state, he is only a coat of arms on a blue background:
- Color the basic circle shape of this blue
- Draw two sagebrush branches encircling a silver star with the text Nevada and Battle Born as the eyepatch of the left eye
- Draw the right eye and you've finished.
Notable Cityballs
- Las Vegasball - My largest city. He attracts lots of international tourists from his casino-hotels and nightlife. Gamble gamble gamble!
- North Las Vegasball - Suburban brother of Las Vegasball. This is where a lot of gamblers reside.
- Carson Cityball - My capital city. He borders Lake Tahoe with California.
- Hendersonball - My second largest city by population. He plays with Vegas often.
Gallery
State of | |
Renoball • Sparksball • Carson Cityball | |
Las Vegas Metropolitan Area | Las Vegasball • North Las Vegasball • Hendersonball |
Battle Born? more like Casino Born… |