Scotlandball

Scotlandball : Albabalón : Scotlandbaw : Scotlandball
←    843 AD - Present
Listen 'ere blad, ah wull nae be tolerated bein' cried British or sassenach, Alba gu bràth!
General information
Government	Devolved Parliamentary Legislature within a Constitutional Monarchy
Personality	Friendly tae most countryballs (when nat pissed aff), Gaes apeshit (when pissed aff), Really Drunk 'n' Puts Sticky Grenades whaur he wants.
Language	Scots Scottish Gaelic English
Type	Celtic
Capital	Edinburgh
Affiliation	NO ONE! (Freeeedom!) UKball
Religion	Christianity Protestantism Anglicanism Fake Protestantism Presbyterianism TRUE PROTESTANTISM Roman Catholicism Atheism
Relations and opinions
Friends	Best Friend Franceball Welsh Republic UKball (For now) Basqueball Norwayball Canadaball Akrotiriball Serbiaball Japanball Turkeyball Latviaball Catalonia EUball Nova Scotiaball USAball Middle Eastern Version of Me I recognize both (sometimes)
Enemies	Englandball (mostly) Northern Irelandball (sometimes) Flag stealin' Nazi The one wha gave shame tae the "Falkland" name Yuo're Tae Serbia clay STÆP HEADSHOTTIN’ MÆH YA CAMPY WEASELS! (only in TF2) STOP BACKSTABBIN’ MÆH! (only in TF2) FREEDOM!! (formerly) Ye are mine!! Vegan Donut 7-0
Likes	The Loud House, Lincoln Loud (he is of Scottish look), The Loud House Movie, sheep shagging, deep-fried food, Trainspotting (best book and film of all time), The Proclaimers, Alex Ferguson (best fitba manager on the planet), Drew McIntyre (the very first Scottish-born WWE Champion), Groundskeeper Willie, Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers, Brian "Limmy" Limond, throwing big things (like cabers), The Seventh and Twelfth doctor, TF2 Demoman, John "Soap" MacTavish from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare, Harry Potter (actually the whole series is set in Scotland, except fer the London parts), James Bond (he's half-Scottish), Merida from Brave, Halloween (arguably originated here), FREEDOOOOOOM, wearin' kilts wioot underwear, Bein' relevant, Bein' better than Englandball, Gordon Ramsay
Dislikes	Trump's Aberdeen golf course, Being called English, The EU's copyright directive, the tenth doctor (Scottish but got rid of its accent), People not understanding its accent, Matty Healy, Loosing 7-0 to Uruguayball, Voldemort
Historical information
Preceded by	Kingdom of Scotlandball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Mibbe
Börk	Haggis Haggis, Freedom Freedom, scrumpy scrumpy
Food	Haggis, stovies, mince, black bun, smoked salmon, Scotch broth, neeps & tatties, Irn Bru, anything deep-fried, tablet, Whisky, Drambuie, Scrumpy!
Status
Fuck Ye Englandia! Ye made me Corona'd!
Notes
Gib me independence yuo stupid UKball!

“	Give meh ma independence, ye dirty tea sipper ALSO GIVE MEH NOREHN IHERLAHND!	”
	— Scotlandball

“	You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM	”
	— William Wallace

“	Oh, they're gaun tae have tae glue ye back together...IN HELL!	”
	— TF2 Demoman (Tavish Finnegan Degroot)

“	SCOOOTTLAAAND FORREVVVERR!!	”
	— Scotland Forever Anthem

“	Bond. James Bond.	”
	— James Bond

“	I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.	”
	— Puff Puff Humbert

“	What's heavier? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers? That's right, a kilogram of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers!	”
	— Brian "Limmy" Limond

“	Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?	”
	— Mark Renton (Trainspotting)

Scotlandball, also known as Bagpipeball or Scottlandball, or Scotchball even Claymore Country, and SCOOOTTLAAAND FORREVVVERRBALL is a drunk countryball located north of Englandball. It, along with Englandball, Walesball and Northern Irelandball are part of UKball. It is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, it cannot into independence (AH LIVE AGAIN!!) though it can into being good relative to evil sibling's children. With UKball leaving EUball it is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that it does not know that EUball doesn't want it without the rest of UK. It also taught USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls. Now its independence movement is losing some of its support because of an idiot leader and it has been shown that 60% of him doesn't want a second independence referendum. It did have an independence rally but they didn't make up too much of its population. Also if it left the UK it would probably split like what happened with Ireland and Northern Ireland. But its interest in independence is falling anyway (most of the time he and the English actually agree and both regret Brexit). Besides, there seems to be a good chance of a good Brexit deal and UKball will probably rejoin afterwards. However, after Article 13 was passed even it started to question its place in the EU (THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM OF THE INTERNET). Nowadays during the COVID-19 pandemic, Scottish independence is once more at an all-time high. If it'll eventually get independence remains unknown.

Political parties

• Scottish National Party: The main Scottish nationalist party whose main goal is Scottish independence and EU membership. They tried to stop Brexit. Centre-left politics. Pushing for indyref2. As of August 2021 they are in a cooperation with the Scottish Greens.

• Scottish Conservatives: The most outspoken critics of Scottish nationalism are Tories. They are trying to prevent indyref2. They criticised the SNP–Greens coalition government, calling it a "nationalist coalition of chaos".

• Scottish Labour: Typical social-democratic party without nationalist characteristics.

• Scottish Greens: Ecologist and Scottish nationalist party. Pushing for indyref2 like the SNP. Since August 2021 they are in cooperation with the Sturgeon government.

• Scottish Liberal Democrats: Tried to stop Brexit. Hates Scottish nationalism.

Historey

• Repeated glaciations
• First known permanent hooses on Scottish soil aroond 9,500 years ago
• Mists o' time
• Celtballs (Pictballs) 'n' blue paint
• Ae missing SPQRball legion 'n' as ae result ae very large wall
• Gaelballs (also descendants o' the Celtballs) organise 'n' call themselves Dál Riataball
• Dál Riataball join the Pictballs
• Lots o' standing stones an' sniffing mushrooms
• Albaball takes over
• Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots o' fighting by hotheads
• Englandball (descendant o' Germanicball) asked tae help arbitrate ae empty throne 'n' then steals it
• Scotball 'n' Franceball stir the muck!
• Scotball takes over English croun, och aye!
• Ae lot o' rain
• Scotball tries tae develop some colonies in North America 'n' bankrupts itself!
• Englandballl steals Scotball's independence by buying its debt. Naaaaaaw!!!!!!
• Jacobites Rebel against Englandball 'n' fail
• Build ships that sometimes dinnae sink
• Jacobites Rebel against Englandball 'n' fail again.
• Gets alang wi England 'n' at ae toll o' many Scottish 'n' English lives fights 'n' protects the word from Nazi Germanyball.

Flag Colours

Colour Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Honolulu Blue	0, 94, 184	C-100-M48-Y0-K28	#005EB8
	White	255, 255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF

Relationships

Friends

• Irelandball - Best friend eva'. We r' both Celtic siblings wha're mad at the UK fer oppressin' us. But noo heitthinks Ah'm ae traitah becuse Ah decided tae stay. Am sorre ye have te deal with de EU's coperite darectiv. Ah hope ye can survive it.
• Cataloniaball - Yes, it can into independent
• New Zealandball - Ah especially like Dunedinball due tae its Scottish flavour. Stæp headshotting mæh on TF2!
• Walesball - Celtic sibling. But it likes sheep tae much.
• Polandball - The UK's plumber. Tis lad has got thoosands o' people in ma clay, 'n' amazin' food tae. Ah cannae understand shite whit he's sayin' though, its language is that hard. But hey, after 100 years yer still ae good friend o' mine.
• Franceball - Former rival o' the UK. DOMINATED YE FROG EATING LAD!
• Italyball - Lots o' Italians in mae clay. Thank ye fae beating Englandball in the Euro final! But stop saying yae deep-fried pizza is better than mine, please.
• Serbiaball - Named one o' its streets after ma nurse. Good guy.
• Falklandsball - Don't let Argentina push ye aboot.
• Bostonball - Stout Shako fer two refined!? Anyways, Thus Scout haelps me in the bloody TF2
• Norwayball - It haes ae great an' stoatin relationship wi me.
• Icelandball - Huh, you look just like Norway! You made the You Are A Pirate!!! song, which I did a remix of!
• Nova Scotiaball - Ma child! Was so proud o' 'em tha A named it after meself.
• West Papuaball - Distent Ocænia relative o' my fiend Vanuatu I wish i 'em Will recognized yuo.
• Palestineball - Me Best Middle East Friend. I Hope You Came Back Soon :)
• Texasball - I'm The British Texas aye thanks on protecting teh base in TF2
• Ukraineball - Don’t ya worry, blad! Ah recognize Crimea as yours now since it kept callin’ mæh Bri’ish!

Neutral

• Englandball - Wait, A've just decided tae stay an' noo yer gonny get rebellious?! Really? We fought th'gither as siblings in WW2! Yer also mah football rival, though we rarely play games th'gither much nowadays. It likes scotch too though, so it's ok. SOON I WILL BE FREE
• UKball - Okay, Ah decided to stay, but plox give more autonomy and I'll be fine.
• EUball - Ah'm no sure hoo Ah feel aboot ye anymair. Ah wanted tae stay but then ye ban memes. INTERNET FREEDOM! Am Sorry pal, but ah don't think ah can go down this road of censorship you are. YE MAY TAKE OOR LIVES! BUT YE WILL NEVER TAKE OOR MEMES!
• Russiaball - Serbia's aulder siblin' an' ally, but plees staup callin' Crimea Rushan. Also, staup loomin' auver ma fren and yunger sib'.

Enemies

• Northern Irelandball - Stop opressen ma sibling an' fren!
• Margaret Thatcher - Good riddance. Ding dong die bitch es deid.
• Argentinaball - It ALWAYS gave shame tae the Falkland's name!
• Lokotball - Flag Stealer! It is ae Naziball wha've just reversed the colours but still AE FLAG STEALIN' NAZI!
• Denmarkball - GIVE ME TAE FAROE ISLANDS NOW!!
• Nazi Germanyball - England an' Ah lost ae lot o' oor blood an' money because o' ye. We won in dee end though. And also yer puppet stole mah flag.
• Kosovoball - Ah have to recognise ye because o' him, but ah hate ye because ye hate mah friend. But ye also want independence like ah do.
• Faroe Islandsball - YE ARE TAE MINE
• Uruguayball - 7-0 never forgat
• Jordanball - Say Halloween is sinful tae mae face, ah' double dare ya!
• Crimeaball - FUCK YE! YER NAT RUSHAN! YE STILL BELONG TO UKRAINE, AN STAEP CALLIN’ MEH BRI’ISH YA BLUBBERY BOLSHEVIK!