Scotlandball

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843 AD – Present

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<image source="image"><default>Wiki-wordmark.png</default><format>Listen 'ere blad, ah wull nae be tolerated bein' cried british or sassenach.</format></image>

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“	Give meh ma independence, ye dirty tea sipper ALSO GIVE MEH NOREHN IHERLAHND!	”
	— Scotlandball

“	You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM	”
	— William Wallace

“	Oh, they're gaun tae have tae glue ye back together...IN HELL!	”
	— TF2 Demoman (Tavish Finnegan Degroot)

“	SCOOOTTLAAAND FORREVVVERR!!	”
	— Scotland Forever Anthem

Shrek Old Scotlandball, also known as Scottlandball, or Scotchball even Claymore Country, is a drunk countryball located north of Englandball. He, along with Englandball, Walesball and Northern Irelandball are part of UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (AH LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to evil brother's children. With UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls.

Now his independence movement is losing some of its support because of an idiot leader and it has been shown that 60% of him doesn't want a second independence referendum.

He did have an independence rally but they didn't make up too much of his population.

Also if he left the UK he would probably split like what happened with Ireland and Northern Ireland. But his interest in independence is falling anyways (most of the time he and the English actually agree and both regret Brexit). Besides, there seems to be a good chance of a good Brexit deal and UKball will probably rejoin afterwards.

However, after Article 13 was passed even he started to question his place in the EU (THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM OF THE INTERNET). Nowadays during the COVID-19 pandemic, Scottish independence is once more at an all-time high. If he'll eventually get independence remains unknown.

History

• Repeated glaciations
• First known permanent hooses on Scottish soil aroond 9,500 years ago
• Mists o' time
• Celtballs (Pictballs) 'n' blue paint
• Ae missing SPQRball legion 'n' as ae result ae very large wall
• Pictballs organise 'n' call themselves Dál Riata
• Irishball (also descendants o' the Celtballs) arrive 'n' join the Pictballs
• Lots o' standing stones an' sniffing mushrooms
• Albaball takes over
• Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots o' fighting by hotheads
• Englandball (descendant o' Germanicball) asked tae help arbitrate ae empty throne 'n' then steals it
• Scotball 'n' Franceball stir the muck!
• Scotball takes over English croun, och aye!
• Ae lot o' rain
• Scotball tries tae develop some colonies in North America 'n' bankrupts itself!
• Englandballl steals Scotball's independence by buying its debt. Naaaaaaw!!!!!!
• Rebels against Englandball 'n' fails
• Build ships that sometimes dinnae sink
• Rebels against Englandball 'n' fails again.
• Gets alang wi England 'n' at ae toll o' many Scottish 'n' English lives fights 'n' protects the word from Nazi Germany.

Relationships

Friends

• Irelandball - Best friend eva'. We r' both Celtic broders wha're mad at the UK fer oppressin' us. But noo he thinks Ah'm ae traitah becuse Ah decided tae stay. Am sorre ye have te deal with de EU's coperite darectiv. Ah hope ye can survive it.
• Cataloniaball - Yes, He can into independent
• New Zealandball - Ah especially like Dunedinball due tae its Scottish flavour. Stæp headshotting mæh on TF2!
• Walesball - Celtic brother. But he likes sheep tae much.
• Polandball - The UK's plumber. Tis lad has got thoosands o' people in ma clay, 'n' amazin' food tae. Ah cannae understand shite whit he's sayin' though, his language is that hard. But hey, after 100 years yer still ae good friend o' mine.
• Franceball - Former rival o' the UK. DOMINATED YE FROG EATING LAD!
• Serbiaball - Named one o' his streets after ma nurse. Good guy. 11/12/2020 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
• Falklandsball - Don't let Argentina push ye aboot.
• UKball - We are tryin' tae help him tae get ae good deal.
• Bostonball - Stout Shako fer two refined!? Anyways, Thus Scout haelps me in the bloody TF2
• Norwayball - He haes ae great an' stoatin relationship wi me.
• Nova Scotiaball - Ma son! Was so proud o' 'em tha A named 'em after meself.
• Indonesiaball - Distent asæn relative o' mine from Ireland, 'e both support Palestineball n' hate him.

• Palestineball - Me Best Middle East Friend, He Most Guy Who Want Freedom Like Me, We Have Common Enemies. I Hope You Came Back Soon :)

• Texasball - I'm The British Texas
• Lincoln loud - a descendent of my old duke! thanks for returning to fix me.

Neutral

• Englandball - Wait, A've just decided tae stay an' noo yer gonny get rebellious?! Really? We fought th'gither as brothers in WW2! Yer also mah football rival, though we rarely play games th'gither much nowadays. He likes scotch too though, so he's ok. SOON I WILL BE FREE
• EUball - Ah'm no sure hoo Ah feel aboot ye anymair. Ah wanted tae stay but then ye ban memes. INTERNET FREEDOM! Am Sorry pal, but ah don't think ah can go down this road of censorship you are. YE MAY TAKE OOR LIVES! BUT YE WILL NEVER TAKE OOR MEMES!
• Ukraineball (since 2022) - Ah’m sorry for what Russia is doing tae you. I abstained from recognizing Crimea as Russia, so he’s yours.

Enemies

• Northern Irelandball - Stop opressen ma brother an' fren!
• Margaret Thatcher - Good riddance. Ding dong dee bitch es deid.
• Argentinaball - He ALWAYS gave shame tae the Falkland's name!
• File:Lokot-icon.png Lokotball - Flag Stealer! He is ae Naziball wha've just reversed the colours but still AE FLAG STEALIN' NAZI!
• Nazi Germanyball - England an' Ah lost ae lot o' oor blood an' money because o' ye. We won in dee end though.
• Israelcube -Stupid Fake Country, Let Palestineball To Go, You Will Never Be Real, REMOVE ZIONISM (i væs bout to destroy yer arguements witha whooping argumænt, but i checked out fændoum ruls and i cant say it, apologies for that vandalizim, i tried to mæk it look verieh scottich :P)
• Italyball - He Hates me for Deep Frying Pasta (ah don't regret it).
• Crimeaball - I DON’T RECOGNIZE YA AS RUSSIAN ANYMORE!!! I’VE BEEN GETTING BETTER RELATIONS WITH UK, SO YOU ARE UKRAINIAN CLAY!!!

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