| “ | Give meh ma independence, ye dirty tea sipper ALSO GIVE MEH NOREHN IHERLAHND! | ” |
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 Scotlandball |
| “ | You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM | ” |
— William Wallace
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| “ | Oh, they're gaun tae have tae glue ye back together...IN HELL! | ” |
— TF2 Demoman (Tavish Finnegan Degroot)
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| “ | SCOOOTTLAAAND FORREVVVERR!! | ” |
— Scotland Forever Anthem
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Shrek Old Scotlandball, also known as Bagpipeball or Scottlandball, or Scotchball even Claymore Country, and SCOOOTTLAAAND FORREVVVERRBALL is a drunk countryball located north of 
Englandball. He, along with Englandball, 
Walesball and 
Northern Irelandball are part of 
UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (AH LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to evil brother's 
children. With UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that 
EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls.
Now his independence movement is losing some of its support because of an idiot leader and it has been shown that 60% of him doesn't want a second independence referendum.
He did have an independence rally but they didn't make up too much of his population.
Also if he left the UK he would probably split like what happened with Ireland and Northern Ireland. But his interest in independence is falling anyways (most of the time he and the English actually agree and both regret Brexit). Besides, there seems to be a good chance of a good Brexit deal and UKball will probably rejoin afterwards.
However, after Article 13 was passed even he started to question his place in the EU (THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM OF THE INTERNET). Nowadays during the COVID-19 pandemic, Scottish independence is once more at an all-time high. If he'll eventually get independence remains unknown.
Political parties
- Scottish National Party: The main Scottish nationalist party whose main goal is Scottish independence and EU membership. They tried to stop Brexit. Centre-left politics. Pushing for indyref2. As of August 2021 they are in a cooperation with the Scottish Greens.
- Scottish Conservatives: The most outspoken critics of Scottish nationalism are Tories. They are trying to prevent indyref2. They criticised the SNP–Greens coalition government, calling it a "nationalist coalition of chaos".
- Scottish Labour: Typical social-democratic party without nationalist characteristics.
- Scottish Greens: Ecologist and Scottish nationalist party. Pushing for indyref2 like the SNP. Since August 2021 they are in cooperation with the Sturgeon government.
- Scottish Liberal Democrats: Tried to stop Brexit. Hates Scottish nationalism.
History
- Repeated glaciations
- First known permanent hooses on Scottish soil aroond 9,500 years ago
- Mists o' time
- Celtballs (Pictballs) 'n' blue paint
- Ae missing
SPQRball legion 'n' as ae result ae very large wall - Pictballs organise 'n' call themselves Dál Riata
- Gaelball (also descendants o' the Celtballs) arrive 'n' join the Pictballs
- Lots o' standing stones an' sniffing mushrooms
- Albaball takes over
- Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots o' fighting by hotheads
Englandball (descendant o' Germanicball) asked tae help arbitrate ae empty throne 'n' then steals it- Scotball 'n'
Franceball stir the muck! - Scotball takes over English croun, och aye!
- Ae lot o' rain
- Scotball tries tae develop some colonies in North America 'n' bankrupts itself!
- Englandballl steals Scotball's independence by buying its debt. Naaaaaaw!!!!!!
- Jacobites Rebel against Englandball 'n' fail
- Build ships that sometimes dinnae sink
- Jacobites Rebel against Englandball 'n' fail again.
- Gets alang wi England 'n' at ae toll o' many Scottish 'n' English lives fights 'n' protects the word from Nazi Germany.
Relationships
Friends
Irelandball - Best friend eva'. We r' both Celtic broders wha're mad at the UK fer oppressin' us. But noo he thinks Ah'm ae traitah becuse Ah decided tae stay. Am sorre ye have te deal with de EU's coperite darectiv. Ah hope ye can survive it.
Cataloniaball - Yes, He can into independent
New Zealandball - Ah especially like Dunedinball due tae its Scottish flavour. Stæp headshotting mæh onTF2!
Walesball - Celtic brother. But he likes sheep tae much.
Polandball - The UK's plumber. Tis lad has got thoosands o' people in ma clay, 'n' amazin' food tae. Ah cannae understand shite whit he's sayin' though, his language is that hard. But hey, after 100 years yer still ae good friend o' mine.- Franceball - Former rival o' the UK.
DOMINATED YE FROG EATING LAD! 
Serbiaball - Named one o' his streets after ma nurse. Good guy.
Falklandsball - Don't let 
Argentina push ye aboot.
Bostonball - Stout Shako fer two refined!? Anyways, Thus Scout haelps me in the bloody TF2
Norwayball - He haes ae great an' stoatin relationship wi me.
Icelandball - Huh, you look just like Norway! You made the You Are A Pirate!!! song, which I did a remix of!
Nova Scotiaball - Ma son! Was so proud o' 'em tha A named 'em after meself.
West Papuaball - Distent Ocænia relative o' my fiend Vanuatu I wish i 'em Will recognized yuo.
Palestineball - Me Best Middle East Friend, He Most Guy Who Want Freedom Like Me, We Have Common 
Enemies. I Hope You Came Back Soon :)
Texasball - I'm The British Texas aye thanks on protecting teh base in TF2
Neutral
- Englandball - Wait, A've just decided tae stay an' noo yer gonny get rebellious?! Really? We fought th'gither as brothers in WW2! Yer also mah football rival, though we rarely play games th'gither much nowadays. He likes scotch too though, so he's ok.
SOON I WILL BE FREE - UKball - GIVE ME INDEPENDENCE NOW!!! or just more autonomy and i'll be fine.
EUball - Ah'm no sure hoo Ah feel aboot ye anymair. Ah wanted tae stay but then ye ban memes. INTERNET FREEDOM! Am Sorry pal, but ah don't think ah can go down this road of censorship you are. YE MAY TAKE OOR LIVES! BUT YE WILL NEVER TAKE OOR MEMES!
Enemies
Northern Irelandball - Stop opressen ma brother an' fren!- Margaret Thatcher - Good riddance. Ding dong die bitch es deid.
- Argentinaball - He ALWAYS gave shame tae the Falkland's name!
Lokotball - Flag Stealer! He is ae 
Naziball wha've just reversed the colours but still AE FLAG STEALIN' NAZI!
Denmarkball - GIB ME TAE 
FAROE ISLANDS NAO!!- Nazi Germanyball - England an' Ah lost ae lot o' oor blood an' money because o' ye. We won in dee end though.
Kosovoball - Kosovo is tae Serbia!!- Faroe Islandsball - YUO ARE TAE MINE
- Israelcube - Stupid Fake Country, Let Palestineball To Go, You Will Never Be Real, REMOVE ZIONISM (i væs bout to destroy yer arguements witha whooping argumænt, but i checked out fændoum ruls and i cant say it, apologies for that vandalizim, i tried to mæk it look verieh scottich :P)
Italyball - He Hates me for Deep Frying Pasta (ah don't regret it).
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