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    <title source="name"> <default>Scotlandball
    Scotland-icon.png: Albabalón
    </default> <format>Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball Scotland-icon.png
    Scotland-icon.png: Albabalón
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    843 AD – Present
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    Listen 'ere blad, ah wull nae be tolerated bein' cried british or sassenach.


    General information
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       	<label>Your Personality</label>
       	<label>Your Language</label>

    </group> <label>Your Type</label> <label>Your Capital</label> <label>Your Affiliation</label> <label>Your Religion</label> <group>

    Your Relations and opinions
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           <label>Your Positive relationships</label>
           <label>Your Negative relationships</label>
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    Historical information
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    Is of importants

    <label>Can into space?</label>


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    Give meh ma independence, ye dirty tea sipper ALSO GIVE MEH NOREHN IHERLAHND!
    Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball
    You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM
    — William Wallace
    Oh, they're gaun tae have tae glue ye back together...IN HELL!
    — TF2 Demoman (Tavish Finnegan Degroot)
    — Scotland Forever Anthem

    Shrek Old Scotlandball, also known as Scottlandball, or Scotchball even Claymore Country, is a drunk countryball located north of England-icon.png Englandball. He, along with England-icon.png Englandball, Wales-icon.png Walesball and Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball are part of UK-icon.png UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (AH LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to England-icon.png evil brother's Canada-icon.png New Zealand-icon.png USA-icon.png Australia-icon.png children. With UK-icon.png UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EU-icon.png EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USA-icon.png USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls.

    Now his independence movement is losing some of its support because of an idiot leader and it has been shown that 60% of him doesn't want a second independence referendum.

    He did have an independence rally but they didn't make up too much of his population.

    Also if he left the UK he would probably split like what happened with Ireland and Northern Ireland. But his interest in independence is falling anyways (most of the time he and the English actually agree and both regret Brexit). Besides, there seems to be a good chance of a good Brexit deal and UKball will probably rejoin afterwards.

    However, after Article 13 was passed even he started to question his place in the EU (THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM OF THE INTERNET). Nowadays during the COVID-19 pandemic, Scottish independence is once more at an all-time high. If he'll eventually get independence remains unknown.

    History[edit | edit source]

    • Repeated glaciations
    • First known permanent hooses on Scottish soil aroond 9,500 years ago
    • Mists o' time
    • Celtballs (Pictballs) 'n' blue paint
    • Ae missing SPQR-icon.png SPQRball legion 'n' as ae result ae very large wall
    • Pictballs organise 'n' call themselves Dál Riata
    • Irishball (also descendants o' the Celtballs) arrive 'n' join the Pictballs
    • Lots o' standing stones an' sniffing mushrooms
    • Albaball takes over
    • Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots o' fighting by hotheads
    • England-icon.png Englandball (descendant o' Germanicball) asked tae help arbitrate ae empty throne 'n' then steals it
    • Scotball 'n' France-icon.png Franceball stir the muck!
    • Scotball takes over English croun, och aye!
    • Ae lot o' rain
    • Scotball tries tae develop some colonies in North America 'n' bankrupts itself!
    • England-icon.png Englandballl steals Scotball's independence by buying its debt. Naaaaaaw!!!!!!
    • Rebels against England-icon.png Englandball 'n' fails
    • Build ships that sometimes dinnae sink
    • Rebels against England-icon.png Englandball 'n' fails again.
    • Gets alang wi England 'n' at ae toll o' many Scottish 'n' English lives fights 'n' protects the word from Nazi Germany.

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - Best friend eva'. We r' both Celtic broders wha're mad at the UK fer oppressin' us. But noo he thinks Ah'm ae traitah becuse Ah decided tae stay. Am sorre ye have te deal with de EU's coperite darectiv. Ah hope ye can survive it.
    • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball - Yes, He can into independent
    • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - Ah especially like Dunedinball due tae its Scottish flavour. Stæp headshotting mæh on TF2!
    • Wales-icon.png Walesball - Celtic brother. But he likes sheep tae much.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - The UK's plumber. Tis lad has got thoosands o' people in ma clay, 'n' amazin' food tae. Ah cannae understand shite whit he's sayin' though, his language is that hard. But hey, after 100 years yer still ae good friend o' mine.
    • France-icon (beret).png Franceball - Former rival o' the UK. DOMINATED YE FROG EATING LAD!
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Named one o' his streets after ma nurse. Good guy. 11/12/2020 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
    • Falklands-icon.png Falklandsball - Don't let Argentina-icon.png Argentina push ye aboot.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - We are tryin' tae help him tae get ae good deal.
    • Boston-icon.png Bostonball - Stout Shako fer two refined!? Anyways, Thus Scout haelps me in the bloody TF2
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - He haes ae great an' stoatin relationship wi me.
    • Nova Scotia-icon.png Nova Scotiaball - Ma son! Was so proud o' 'em tha A named 'em after meself.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Distent asæn relative o' mine from Ireland-icon.png Ireland, 'e both support Palestine-icon.png Palestineball n' hate him.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Me Best Middle East Friend, He Most Guy Who Want Freedom Like Me, We Have Common UK-icon.png Israel-icon.png Enemies. I Hope You Came Back Soon :)
    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - I'm The British Texas
    • Lincoln loud - a descendent of my old duke! thanks for returning to fix me.

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • England-icon.png Englandball - Wait, A've just decided tae stay an' noo yer gonny get rebellious?! Really? We fought th'gither as brothers in WW2! Yer also mah football rival, though we rarely play games th'gither much nowadays. He likes scotch too though, so he's ok. SOON I WILL BE FREE
    • EU-icon.png EUball - Ah'm no sure hoo Ah feel aboot ye anymair. Ah wanted tae stay but then ye ban memes. INTERNET FREEDOM! Am Sorry pal, but ah don't think ah can go down this road of censorship you are. YE MAY TAKE OOR LIVES! BUT YE WILL NEVER TAKE OOR MEMES!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball (since 2022) - Ah’m sorry for what Russia is doing tae you. I abstained from recognizing Crimea as Russia, so he’s yours.

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball - Stop opressen Ireland-icon.png ma brother an' fren!
    • Margaret Thatcher - Good riddance. Ding dong dee bitch es deid.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - He ALWAYS gave shame tae the Falkland's name!
    • File:Lokot-icon.png Lokotball - Flag Stealer! He is ae Nazi-icon.png Naziball wha've just reversed the colours but still AE FLAG STEALIN' NAZI!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - England-icon.png England an' Ah lost ae lot o' oor blood an' money because o' ye. We won in dee end though.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube -Stupid Fake Country, Let Palestine-icon.png Palestineball To Go, You Will Never Be Real, REMOVE ZIONISM (i væs bout to destroy yer arguements witha whooping argumænt, but i checked out fændoum ruls and i cant say it, apologies for that vandalizim, i tried to mæk it look verieh scottich :P)
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - He Hates me for Deep Frying Pasta (ah don't regret it).

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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    Click here to see it.

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