|“||NORN IRONNN STTT F BRRRMMMMXT||”|
— Northern Irelandball
Norn Ironball Occupied Ulster is obsessed with oranges made of iron a religious intolerant insane and retarded provinceball of UKball, and is one of the most twisted and crazy balls that ever existed in the world, with some saying he's as crazy as North Koreaball, Eritreaball (just to name two of the many) or even worse.
One of the worst things about him is probably the fact that he isn't fully recognized as a province of the UKball, and not a constituent country of UKball or a part of Irelandball
The "dispute" is one of the key reasons he is retarded.
There are numerous graffiti and murals in buildings all over Northern Irelandball's clay, usually referring to the artist's political affiliation. One notable one says "fat people are hard to kidnap".
Northern Irelandball was born in 1921. Right afterward, Irelandball almost killed himself over what to do with him. He shares a strong
interest in obsession about potatoes with Irelandball.
Whenever his "fleg" is taken away from him, he literally shits on the floor, hits the fan and all hell breaks loose. During Twelfth Night (aka Flag Burning Night), when the Irish flags were replaced with Italyball and Cote D'Ivoireball's flag, he wasn't able to tell the difference and burned them anyway.
Shortly before his birth, he built the RMS Titanic. To this day, he is famous for this invention and is so proud of it that he built a museum especially to commemorate it, which sometimes closes due to water damage. Whether it's deliberate or not is disputed. Not surprisingly, he also developed the Atomic Bomb. His law forbids anyone from sneaking precious potatoes out of his clay.
Northern Irelandball (Along with Scotlandball) somehow knew more than Englandball and Walesball about EUball (Although he is a complete and utter retard), and knew the consequences of leaving it, so he was against it. But no one really cared, and Brexit still happened. Because of this, there are rumours that he might reunite with Irelandball one day.
He has an unhealthy obsession with flags due to not having an official flag himself and would display all sorts of flags throughout his clay, ranging from the Union Jack and the Scottish flag to the KKK, Nazi and Confederate flags (how he got those remains a mystery).
Mentioning the word 'flag' to him will result in a disastrous meltdown. Every 12th of July (known as The Twelfth), he will burn Irish flags in a bonfire, but in several events, he had accidentally burned the Italian flag and the Ivory Coast flag instead. He is highly explosive; therefore, great care must be taken to keep him away from his triggers (flags, potatoes, petrol bombs, Catholics, and police cars). During his bouts of insanity and violence, play ice cream van music to calm him down.
It's a recurring gag in the Polandball Universe that he can't live a normal life without help from Irelandball and UKball. He is incapable of speaking proper English despite being UKball's son, and the only words that he is capable of uttering are 'Norn Iron', 'fleg' and 'bomb', and the rest is gibberish (that sounds like words sometimes) that only UKball and Irelandball can understand. If he meets another countryball with a hand on their flag, he will give them a high five.
In some comics, he is depicted as being able to talk. In these, he usually can into blandness.
- Scotlandball - WWW Ndd Pendeeenxe! Evm if Iii Mehr unsre (We both want independence! Even if I'm more unsure about it)
- Walesball - wwww spkk gibberrisfgh! (We speak gibberish!)
- EUball - Norn Iron wwnwnwnwnwwnnw sy!!!! (Northern Ireland want stay!!!!)
- Irelandball - Twiinn Bdrethhr, Dunnhap de wheeethrr taesh jeeonn ye r naaath - (Twin brother, have no idea on whether to join him or not)
- UKball - Dddd! GBB FLEG PX!!!! AND NRTER IRON WNNTV IN! NT uut! (Dad! GIB FLAG PLOX!!!! Also I want to stay in the EU, not leave.)
- Englandball - DDDUUUU HAVVA SIMMMM FLEG GIMME FLEG! (You have a similar flag! Gimmie a flag!)
- Italyball Ivory Coastball - Myyy mmmmmmynoou buuurumum flegs! (I didn't mean to burn your flags!)
- Vatican Cityball - NNNN CTYSALICZ!! PREEEEYAATSTNT! (I'm not a catholic! I'm a protestant!)
How to draw
There are two possible ways to draw Northern Ireland
First and more formally:
- Draw England's red cross
- Draw the emblem on it
Secondly, easier but less formal
- Draw Red diagonal cross
|Provinces|| Connachtball • Leinsterball ( Dublinball) • Munsterball • Ulsterball • |
|Former entities||Migrants that crossed the ocean (Prehistoric Europeans) ( Mideball • Lordship of Irelandball • Confederate Irelandball • Kingdom of Irelandball • UKball • Irish Free Stateball|