|“||NORN IRONNN STTT F BRRRMMMMXT||”|
— Northern Irelandball
Norn Ironball Occupied Ulster is obsessed with oranges made of iron a provinceball of UKball, and is one of the most twisted balls that ever existed in the world, with some saying it's as weird as North Koreaball, Eritreaball (just to name two of the many) or even worse.
One of the worst things about it is probably the fact that it isn't fully recognized as a province of the UKball, and not a constituent country of UKball or a part of Irelandball
There are numerous graffiti and murals in buildings all over Northern Irelandball's clay, usually referring to the artist's political affiliation. One notable one says "fat people are hard to kidnap".
History[edit | edit source]
Northern Irelandball was born in 1921. Right afterward, Irelandball almost killed itself over what to do with it. It shares a strong
interest in obsession about potatoes with Irelandball.
Whenever its "fleg" is taken away from it, it hits the fan and all hell breaks loose. During Twelfth Night (aka Flag Burning Night), when the Irish flags were replaced with Italyball and Cote D'Ivoireball's flag, it wasn't able to tell the difference and burned them anyway.
Shortly before its birth, it built the RMS Titanic. To this day, it is famous for this invention and is so proud of it that it built a museum especially to commemorate it, which sometimes closes due to water damage. Whether it's deliberate or not is disputed. Not surprisingly, it also developed the Atomic Bomb. Its law forbids anyone from sneaking precious potatoes out of its clay.
Northern Irelandball (Along with ) somehow knew more than Englandball and Walesball about EUball and knew the consequences of leaving it, so it was against leaving. But no one really cared, and Brexit still happened. Because of this, there are rumors that it might reunite with Irelandball one day.
Personality[edit | edit source]
It has an unhealthy obsession with flags due to not having an official flag itself and would display all sorts of flags throughout its clay, ranging from the Union Jack and the Scottish flag to the KKK, Nazi, and Confederate flags (how it got those remains a mystery).
Mentioning the word 'flag' to it will result in a disastrous meltdown. Every 12th of July (known as The Twelfth), it will burn Irish flags in a bonfire, but in several events, it had accidentally burned the Italian flag and the Ivory Coast flag instead. It is highly explosive; therefore, great care must be taken to keep it away from its triggers (flags, potatoes, petrol bombs, Catholics, and police cars). During its bouts of violence, play ice cream van music to calm it down.
It's a recurring gag in the Polandball Universe that it can't live a normal life without help from Irelandball and UKball. It is incapable of speaking proper English despite being UKball's child, and the only words that it is capable of uttering are 'Norn Iron', 'fleg' and 'bomb', and the rest is gibberish (that sounds like words sometimes) that only UKball and Irelandball can understand. If it meets another countryball with a hand on its flag, it will give them a high five.
In some comics, it is depicted as being able to talk. In these, it usually can into blandness.
Counties[edit | edit source]
- County Antrimball
- County Armaghball
- County Downball
- County Fermanaghball
- County Londonderryball
- County Tyroneball
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
- Scotlandball - WWW Ndd Pendeeenxe! Evm if Iii Mehr unsre (We both want independence! Even if I'm more unsure about it)
- Walesball - wwww spkk gibberrisfgh! (We speak gibberish!)
- EUball - Norn Iron wwnwnwnwnwwnnw sy!!!! (Northern Ireland want stay!)
- Abkhaziaball - ttt flleeeegggg hsssss aaaaa Hnnnddddd! (It flag has a Hand!)
- South Ossetiaball - Abkhzibll Frrnnndddd. (Abkhaziaball's Friend.)
Neutral[edit | edit source]
- Irelandball - Twiinn, Dunnhap de wheeethrr taesh jeeonn ye r naaath - (Twin, have no idea on whether to join it or not)
- UKball - GBB FLEG PX! AND NRTER IRON WNNTV IN! NT uut! (GIB FLAG PLOX! Also I want to stay in the EU, not leave.)
- Englandball - DDDUUUU HAVVA SIMMMM FLEG GIMME FLEG! (You have a similar flag! Gimmie a flag!)
- Italyball, Côte d'Ivoireball - Myyy mmmmmmynoou buuurumum flegs! (I didn't mean to burn your flags!)
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Vaticanball - NNNN CTYSALICZ!! PREEEEYAATSTNT! (I'M NOT CATHOLIC! I'M PROTESTANT!)
- Georgiaball - STPP OPPRRRRSNNG MYYN FRRRRENNND ABBBKHHHZZZIA NND STEEELLNNNNG NNNNGLNNNND'S FLEG! FRRREE ABBBKHHHZZZIA NNNNWW! (STOP OPPRESSING MY FRIEND ABKHAZIA AND STEALING ENGLAND'S FLAG! FREE ABKHAZIA NOW!)
How to draw[edit | edit source]
There are two possible ways to draw Northern Ireland
First and more formally:
- Draw England's red cross
- Draw the emblem on it
Secondly, easier but less formal
- Draw Red diagonal cross
Gallery[edit | edit source]
|Provinces|| Connachtball • Leinsterball ( Dublinball) • Munsterball • Ulsterball • |
|Former entities||Migrants that crossed the ocean (Prehistoric Europeans) ( Mideball • Lordship of Irelandball • Confederate Irelandball • Lordship of Munsterball • Ulaidball • Kingdom of Irelandball • British Empireball|
|Celticballs: Remove Roman!|
|Celtic League||Brittanyball • Cornwallball • Irelandball (and Northern Irelandball) • Isle of Manball • Scotlandball • Walesball|
| Other Celtic Nationballs (No Celtic Language)
||Asturiasball • Cantabriaball • Devonball • Englandball • Galiciaball • Leónball • Northern Portugalball • Nova Scotiaball • Prince Edward Islandball|
|Historical Celtic Countryballs||Duchy of Brittanyball • Dumnoniaball • Dál Riataball • Gallic Empireball • Kingdom of Brittanyball • Kingdom of Deheubarthball • Kingdom of Galiciaball • Kingdom of Gwyneddball • Kingdom of Scotlandball • Kingdom of Soissonsball • Kingdom of the Suebiball • Welsh Marchesball|
|Ancient Celtic Tribeballs||Armoricansball • Bastarnaeball • Cantabriball • Celti-Iberiansball • Galatiaball • Gallaeciaball • Gaulball • Hallstattball • Iceniball • Lusitaniball • Noriball • Pictsball • Scordisciball • Ulaidball|