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    NORN IRONNN STTT F BRRRMMMMXT
     
    — Northern Irelandball

    Northern Irelandball Norn Ironball Occupied Ulster is obsessed with oranges made of iron a provinceball of UK-icon.png UKball, and is one of the most twisted balls that ever existed in the Earth-icon.png world, with some saying it's as weird as North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball, Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball (just to name two of the many) or even worse.

    One of the worst things about it is probably the fact that it isn't fully recognized as a province of the UKball, and not a constituent country of UKball or a part of Irelandball

    There are numerous graffiti and murals in buildings all over Northern Irelandball's clay, usually referring to the artist's political affiliation. One notable one says "fat people are hard to kidnap".

    History

    Northern Irelandball was born in 1921. Right afterward, Ireland-icon.png Irelandball almost killed itself over what to do with it. It shares a strong interest in obsession about potatoes with Irelandball.

    Whenever its "fleg" is taken away from it, it hits the fan and all hell breaks loose. During Twelfth Night (aka Flag Burning Night), when the Irish flags were replaced with Italy-icon.png Italyball and Ivory Coast-icon.png Cote D'Ivoireball's flag, it wasn't able to tell the difference and burned them anyway.

    Shortly before its birth, it built the RMS Titanic. To this day, it is famous for this invention and is so proud of it that it built a museum especially to commemorate it, which sometimes closes due to water damage. Whether it's deliberate or not is disputed. Not surprisingly, it also developed the Atomic Bomb. Its law forbids anyone from sneaking precious potatoes out of its clay.

    Northern Irelandball (Along with Scotland-icon.png) somehow knew more than England-icon.png Englandball and Wales-icon.png Walesball about EU-icon.png EUball and knew the consequences of leaving it, so it was against leaving. But no one really cared, and Brexit still happened. Because of this, there are rumors that it might reunite with Ireland-icon.png Irelandball one day.

    Personality

    It has an unhealthy obsession with flags due to not having an official flag itself and would display all sorts of flags throughout its clay, ranging from the Union Jack and the Scottish flag to the KKK, Nazi, and Confederate flags (how it got those remains a mystery).

    Mentioning the word 'flag' to it will result in a disastrous meltdown. Every 12th of July (known as The Twelfth), it will burn Irish flags in a bonfire, but in several events, it had accidentally burned the Italian flag and the Ivory Coast flag instead. It is highly explosive; therefore, great care must be taken to keep it away from its triggers (flags, potatoes, petrol bombs, Catholics, and police cars). During its bouts of violence, play ice cream van music to calm it down.

    It's a recurring gag in the Polandball Universe that it can't live a normal life without help from Ireland-icon.png Irelandball and UK-icon.png UKball. It is incapable of speaking proper English despite being UKball's child, and the only words that it is capable of uttering are 'Norn Iron', 'fleg' and 'bomb', and the rest is gibberish (that sounds like words sometimes) that only UK-icon.png UKball and Ireland-icon.png Irelandball can understand. If it meets another countryball with a hand on its flag, it will give them a high five.

    In some comics, it is depicted as being able to talk. In these, it usually can into blandness.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball - WWW Ndd Pendeeenxe! Evm if Iii Mehr unsre (We both want independence! Even if I'm more unsure about it)
    • Wales-icon.png Walesball - wwww spkk gibberrisfgh! (We speak gibberish!)
    • EU-icon.png EUball - Norn Iron wwnwnwnwnwwnnw sy!!!! (Northern Ireland want stay!)
    • Abkhazia-icon.png Abkhaziaball - ttt flleeeegggg hsssss aaaaa Hnnnddddd! (It flag has a Hand!)
    • South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball - Abkhazia-icon.png Abkhzibll Frrnnndddd. (Abkhaziaball's Friend.)

    Neutral

    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - Twiinn, Dunnhap de wheeethrr taesh jeeonn ye r naaath - (Twin, have no idea on whether to join it or not)
    • UK-icon.png UKball - GBB FLEG PX! AND NRTER IRON WNNTV IN! NT uut! (GIB FLAG PLOX! Also I want to stay in the EU, not leave.)
    • England-icon.png Englandball - DDDUUUU HAVVA SIMMMM FLEG GIMME FLEG! (You have a similar flag! Gimmie a flag!)
    • Italy-icon.png Ivory Coast-icon.png Italyball, Côte d'Ivoireball - Myyy mmmmmmynoou buuurumum flegs! (I didn't mean to burn your flags!)
      • Italy-icon.png: Wait, it burned our flags?
      • Ivory Coast-icon.png: It mustn't into meanings it.
      • Northern Ireland-icon.png: Srrrrreee! (Sorry!)
      • Italy-icon.png: Oh. You're right.

    Enemies

    • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - NNNN CTYSALICZ!! PREEEEYAATSTNT! (I'M NOT CATHOLIC! I'M PROTESTANT!)
    • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - STPP OPPRRRRSNNG Abkhazia-icon.png MYYN FRRRRENNND ABBBKHHHZZZIA NND STEEELLNNNNG England-icon.png NNNNGLNNNND'S FLEG! FRRREE ABBBKHHHZZZIA NNNNWW! (STOP OPPRESSING MY FRIEND ABKHAZIA AND STEALING ENGLAND'S FLAG! FREE ABKHAZIA NOW!)

    How to draw

    There are two possible ways to draw Northern Ireland

    First and more formally:

    1. Draw England's red cross
    2. Draw the emblem on it

    Secondly, easier but less formal

    1. Draw Red diagonal cross

    Gallery

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Northern Irelandball.

    Click here to see it.



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