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|“||Au Revoir Shosanna||”|
|“||Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.||”|
|“||Bringen sie mir Fegelein, FEGELEIN!, FEGELEIN!, FEGELEIN!||”|
— Downfall Hitler
— Hans Krebs
|“||NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN||”|
— Hitler (Inglorious Basterds)
|“||Germany is back, featuring Hitler, the angry mustache model, and he's mad at the Jews for existing.||”|
— Bill Wurtz
Nazi Germanyball, officially known as German Reichball,
could not see was a fascist countryball in Central Europe, founded and ruled by Adolf Hitler. Formed in 1933, it had ultimately hated many types of people, but the most hated type was the Jewcubes. It believed the Judes were the causes of all of its problems.
It also believed they caused it to lose WWI, which was based on no evidence. It also hated communists, as well as Gypsies, Slavs, Catholics, and homosexuals, etc. Its ideal Nazi utopia was a racial hierarchy with anyone that's of German descent or a German to be on top, followed by other Aryan races. It is a jew killer.
It also has fish-loving bois from a movie called downfall.
It believed in the Aryan Race or, Germanic people being superior to everyone else. Once born, it started to prepare for the inevitable war. It started to build such a strong and powerful army that would strike fear into the hearts of the enemy. It also tried to kill all its enemies that existed in its country by making mass genocide camps, commonly referred to as "concentration camps," collecting Israelcube with secret police called the Gestapo (although this does not excuse the allies war crimes or their bombings on it).
It was really successful in its death camps. It needed friends and more importantly, allies to accomplish world dominance. It became friends with Italyball because it was fascist-like it. It became friends with Empire of Japanball because it was extremely powerful and it could make a strong diversion for threats. <br.
Its first move as an almighty powerful empire started by regaining other Germanic states, and then, most of Europe. (Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Denmark, the Netherlands, Norway, France, Belgium, Caucasus states, and some Yugoslav countries). Eventually, Japanball bombed Pearl Harbor, Hawaii of USAball, and forced USAball to join the war.
As soon as it declared war on Japanball, declared war on USAball. Eventually, USAball dropped two atomic bombs on two Japanese cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and Japanball surrendered. The war ended on August 14, 1945, with more than 50 million people dead, 14 million of them dying from the Holocaust.
Naziball's swastika is often replaced with a blue letter "f" or youtube logo (sometimes four "f"-s forming a swastika () to avoid another ban on Facebook or YouTube.
Buildup to War (1933 - Sept. 1939)
After German Empireball lost World War I, Weimar Republicball was humiliated by the Allied Powers, who forced it to sign the Treaty of Versailles in 1919. The treaty took away Germanyball's clay west of the Rhine and limited its power. It then experienced hyperinflation (bread sold for than a trillion marks!). Franceball invaded part of its clay in 1923 after it tried to postpone its reparations. Eventually, Germanyball got back on its feet and joined League of Nationsball in 1925. In 1929, however, USAball experienced a stock market crash, affecting all of its indebted, including , who quickly lost all its money. As a result of its poverty, it renamed itself to Nazi Germanyball in 1933.
re-Anschlussed its demilitarized clay (known as the Saar) in 1935 and the Rhineland in 1936. Italyball became fascist in 1922; it had invaded Albaniaball's clay in 1926 and Abssyniaball's clay in 1935-36. During this time, Nazi Germanyball redeveloped German armaments industries into a military-industrial complex; its new propaganda industry produced films like Triumph of the Will but was humiliated in the 1936 Olympic Games by USAball.
Between 1936 and 1937, Nazi Germanyball helped fellow fascists to destroy Spanish republicans in Spainball and bombed Basqueball in the Spanish Civil War. In 1938, Nazi Germanyball
Anschlussed Austriaball, Czechoslovakiaball, and its Sudetenland clay. Slovakiaball became independent, and Bohemiaball and Moraviaball became protectorates.
In 1938, UKball and Franceball met Nazi Germanyball in Munichball to sign an agreement, in which Nazi Germanyball agreed to stop expanding its clay. However, when it broke the agreement in September 1939 by invading Polandball's clay under a secret non-aggression pact with Soviet Unionball, UKball and Franceball declared war against Nazi Germanyball after it refused to withdraw from Polandball's clay.
Blitzkrieg! (Sept. 1939 - Aug. 1943)
In 1940, Nazi Germanyball became allies with Kingdom of Italyball and Japanball. Nazi Germanyball
Anschlussed Denmarkball, Norwayball, Luxembourgball, Belgiumball, and Netherlandsball. Then, in May 1940, Nazi Germanyball raped Franceball and created a puppet state. Vichy Franceball inherited Franceball's clay because it had fled to UKball clay. Nazi Germanyball then tried to bomb UKball's clay but was ultimately defeated and was forced to withdraw from it.
Meanwhile, Soviet Unionball tried to rape Finlandball, who defeated Soviet Unionball. Instead, Soviet Unionball raped Estoniaball, Latviaball, Lithuaniaball, and Moldovaball, causing Nazi Germanyball to question Sovietball's strength. In 1941, Nazi Germanyball invaded Yugoslaviaball and Greeceball. Italyball, who invaded Monacoball, helped Nazi Germanyball. Italyball set up multiple puppet states in Yugoslaviaball's clay.
USAball helped UKball in North Africa; they defended Egyptball at El Alamein and eventually liberated Franceball's adoptive North African children from their evil half-sibling's control. In 1943, USAball invaded Italyball's southern clay, and UKball liberated Greeceball's island clay.
In Eastern Europe, Nazi Germanyball had invaded most of Sovietball's clay, pillaging, murdering, and making slaves of the Byelorussian, Ukranian, Moldavian, Estonian, Latvian, and Lithuanian SSRballs with its new ally Finlandball.
Unfortunately, in the winter of 1942-43, bad weather and good planning by Sovietball's admiral Zhukov bogged down Finlandball and Nazi Germanyball. It was forced to retreat and was defeated at Kursk and Stalingrad on Sovietball's clay in 1943. By September 1943, Soviet Unionball had reclaimed most of the SSRballs' clay, and Nazi Germanyball retreated.
In Europe, however, Nazi Germanyball was too busy murdering Jewcubes on File:General Governmentball-icon.png Polandball's clay to notice Romaniaball, Finlandball, and Iranball. They betrayed Nazi Germanyball after Soviet Unionball, UKball, and Bulgariaball invaded them. USAball pushed up Italyball's clay, but Nazi Germanyball took the rest of it before USAball could liberate it, and it created Italian Social Republicball. Italyball then switched to the Allies. Meanwhile, UKball helped liberate Abyssiniaball from Italyball.
The Tide Turns (Dec. 1943 - May. 1945)
By January 1944, USAball had liberated most of Italyball and Philippinesball. Additionally, Soviet Unionball had liberated Polandball and Czechoslovakiaball. In 1944, UKball and Franceball staged an invasion to liberate Franceball's clay from its evil child at Monte Cassino, causing Vichy Franceball to surrender to the Allies. In June, UKball and its children ( Canadaball and USAball) landed on Franceball. Together, they liberated Parisball in September.
After the Battle of the Bulge (1944-45), Nazi Germanyball had retreated from the Ardennes, and Luxembourgball, Belgiumball, and Netherlandsball had been liberated, the last one by Canadaball. Meanwhile, USAball had liberated File:Kingdom of Italy-icon.png Italyball and Monacoball, while Sovietball had liberated Hungaryball, Austriaball, and Polandball. Sovietball rescued the remaining Jewcubes and had entered Nazi Germanyball's clay.
Meanwhile, Yugoslaviaball and Albaniaball liberated themselves. By March 1945, Soviet Unionball had won the Battle of Berlin and was in the heart of Nazi Germanyball's clay. UKball and USAball joined it soon afterward, and Nazi Germanyball was mortally wounded in late April.
On May 8, 1945, Nazi Germanyball committed suicide, ending the war in Europe. Then, the victorious Alliedballs split its clay into ReichRawr. Franceball adopted Saar Protectorateball but eventually gave it to West Germanyball. Norwayball and Denmarkball became free once again.
Reichtangle - SIEG HEIL, MEIN VATERLAND!
- Austriaball - They were of the same. 'Voted' to join the Third Reich. Also birthplace of mein Führer.
- Vichy Franceball - Mein good child who ist to take over ze evil sibling.
- Italian Social Republicball - Mein good friend who is to take over ze wuss, who betrayed ze vaterland, zat is Kingdom of Italyball.
Übermensch (honorary Aryans)
Nazi Germanyball had few friends because it wanted to take over everything.
- Independent State of Croatiaball - "Aaaahh mein loyal little friend you helped me in the East." Your coast is amazing, I guess so.
- Kingdom of Romaniaball -
We raped Soviets together!Good allies, of course. Preserve the master race!
- Kingdom of Bulgariaball - Ze loyal friend. (Still slavic inferior race. I'll kill you later).
- Thailandball - Help Empire of Japanball, good friends. Still not Aryan though. I shall conquer you later.
- Finlandball - Finlandia, yuo may not be part of Axis, but I salute yuo for removing Vodka and killing Bobrikov. OH WHY MUST ZE BLONDEST PEOPLE NOT BE ARYAN BUT OF URALIC. Grr.
- Swedenball - Yuo also not part of axis, and didn't join the war, but yuo sell the metals. And you are part of superior Aryan master race, so I will have mercy. Also yuo helped Finn against evil Vodka.
- Majapahitball - Mein Südostasien version of me it also wants anschluss all Welt like me.
- Turkeyball - We were allies but we could never be in the war as allies. But you didn't send an army to kill us and you joined allies which is the cause of my death.
- Repulic of Chinaball - We are good friends before... Ja, you save mein Fuhrer, but stupid Chiang Kei-Shiek doesn't like mein plans... I will anschluss yuo all... But I sold some weapons.
- Argentinaball - There were many Nazi groups supporting mein regime, thank you for letting me in ¡VIVA PERONISTA VIVA!, but why did you into helpings enemies! fuck you!
Indiaball - Even though it was ein British colony, ICH LIKE HIM, thanks for ze Swastika. :D, but why du liek Inferior Scheiße? Pinochetian Chileball - My successor who I like very much, even if it is a South Americanball.
Untermensch (Filthy Juden, commies and other degenerates)
Every other countryball, especially Jews.
- THE JEWS - REMOVE JEWS! REMOVE REMOVE! I SENT YOU DEVILS TO THE CAMPS! AND THEN YOU STOLE MEIN POWER IN 1943 NEVER FORGET AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! HEIL HITLER!
- Polandball - It was of inferior. Was once allies during WW1, but it has a lot of clay until some was of anschlussed by filthy Sowjet...)
- Soviet Unionball - YUO TRAITOR! WE OF AGREEINGS TO NOT ANSCHLUSS EACH OTHER, UNTIL YUO TRIED TO ANSCHLUSSED FINLAND! REMOVE STALIN FROM PREMISES! BARBAROSSA BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! FILTHY COMMIE PIG! REMOVE VODKA FROM ALL PREMISES! But glad we squished Polen. splits Polen.
- * : Nyet! You burnt all of Belarus and then enslaved the remaining citizens and you have also murdered in cold blood so many Jews and Soviet civilians, all just to have fun?! What is wrong with you?! Idi nahui cyka!
- Czechoslovakiaball - ANSCHLUSS! Sudetenland is of mein!
- Kingdom of Semiencube - Jewish Physics? GET OUT OF HERE! NOBODY LIKES YOU!
- Ethiopian Empireball - DIE SEMITIC SCHWEIN! YOUR COUNTRY DESERVED THE GAS FROM MUSSOLINI! Ich supplied the gas so it can take these Semitiks out of the Erde.
Ignore the fact I gave ich military support from Italian invasion despite being a Jew.
- Weimar Republicball - A loser that was a disgrace of the entire German race, listened to whatever nonsence that UKball, Franceball, and USAball ordered it to do.
- EUball - How did this happened? Mein grandchild, child of My child and My freaking rival, It dares to accept Jews, N*ggers, Gays and other Untermensch, atleast thanks to me it knows how to defeat Slavic Prick in a fight
- USAball - It took mein SCIENTISTS! And how much did it steal?!?! YOU ARE RULED BY ZE JEWS. YOU MADE WAS?! ACH FICK, YOU MADE A FICKING SCHEISSE KINOFILM THAT INCLUDES MEIN OFFICERS UND LEADERS GETTING FICKING KILLED BY SOME RANDOM JUDEN WEIB, HER NIGGER LIEBHABER UND 2 JUDEN-SOLDATEN WHO COMMITED DAS WAR CRIME AGAINST MEIN OFFICERS' FRAUS. WAS DAS FICK DID DICH DO?! ICH FICKING HATE YOU FOR THAT AS WELL AS DAS FACT THAT YOU HAVE DAS M1 SELBSTLADENDES GEWEHR UND KARABINER THAT MADE ME FICKING LOSE FASTER. FICK DICH JUDEN FICKER!
- Canadaball - Britain's slave who helped beat mich troops in the Niederlande! YOU ARE ALSO RULED BY ZE JEWS.
- Free Franceball - You are Fake France! You only won ze war thanks to all the n* gros in French Equatorial Africaball!
- * French Equatorial Africaball - THEY SIDED WITH THE BAUGEETE!
- Kingdom of Italyball (after 1943) - I never really liked you, you Mediterranean pig. Even before you betrayed my I hated you the whole time I'm glad you lost your empire.
- UKball - They had good guys like Mosley and were freinds of Deutschland, but then...- YOU HAVE TO SHELTER ZE SWINES?! HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!BLITZKRIEG BEST DAY OF MEIN LIFE! Yet ich cannot into crossing channel to invade them, so they bomb Berlinball!
- Franceball - Yuo Hollande ist pathetic, ich conquer yuo! Yuo arr nothing but a piece of democratic piece of BAGUETTE SHITTE!
- Liberiaball - Stupid Negr* ed Afrikanisch who delcared war on Ich on the orders of seine VATER!
- Republic of Chinaball and Communist Chinaball - Now trying to kill Japanball, eh?! Ich and Japan will defeat Dim Sum!
- Switzerlandball - Pathetic mountain Jews, ich did not invade cause they have monies and offered to wash my
lootedgold. That does not mean ich was not planning to invade it. Ich meine, it is still part of Deutschland.
- Germanyball - Mein sterrpid child who is of disgrace to immigration. Yuo are friends with Polandball, Franceball and other immigrants and NEIN! And worst, ZE JEWS! You're supposed to remove ze swine, not to befriend them! (But at least it is economically strong.)
- Commie Reich - THIS IS A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. EAST COMMUNIST? INTERNATIONALIZT? FRIEND WITH ZE STUPID RUSSLAND? DIDN'T USE MY GLORIOUS BLACK EAGLE ON HIS COAT OF ARMS? OWNS ALL EASTERN
PRUSSIADEUTUCHLAND? AND FRIENDS WITH STERRPID POLEN TOO?!?!?! MEIN EASTERN PRUSSIA! MEIN POMARIA! MEIN POWER! MEIN GLORY! ALL LOST TO ZE SLAVS! AT LEAST YOU ENDED IN 1990!
- Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball - Only 2 days in AXIS, betrayed, you are removed! You give word 25th, you broke the word 27th... NOW LOOK AT YOU HOHOHOHO!
- Mexicoball - Seriously? A petroleum ship is your excuse to get into the war? PATHETIC.
- 8ball - HOW DARE YO RAPE MICH GLORIOUS AYRAN GERMAN WOMEN AND MAKE THEM NON-AYRANS YOU RHINELAND BASTARDS! ICH WOULD PUT YOU ALL IN CAMPS LIKE ZE JEWS WHO BROUGHT YUO HERE! Otherwise... some take a good pick and helped us in war. They don't do too much?
- Michigancube - This Guy Ze Jews Stateball?
- Most of the Dutch colonies - They hate mich for killing Netherlands.
- Most of British colonies - Same as Dutch Empire.
- Kurwaball - Vat? Polen?
- Polandball (Kiribati) - Vat? Another Polen?
- Reichskommissariat Ostlandball
- Reichskommissariat Ukraineball
- Reichskommissariat Norwegenball
- Reichskommissariat Niederlandeball
- Reichskommissariat Belgien-Nordfrankreichball
- Reichskommissariat Don-Wolgaball
- Reichskommissariat Moskowienball
- Reichskommissariat Kaukasusball
- Reichskommissariat Turkestanball
- Slovak Republicball
- Bohemia and Moraviaball
- General Governmentball
- Italian Social Republicball
- Albanian Kingdomball (1943-1944)
- New Swabiaball
|Electric Red||221, 0, 0||C0-M100-Y100-K13||#DD0000|
|Black||0, 0, 0||C0-M0-Y0-K100||#000000|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
How to draw
Drawing Nazi Germanyball is simple :
- Make a medium circle in the middle of the base circle
- The color of the base circle is red and the medium circle is white
- In the medium circle draw a swastika symbol (optional: Replace the swastika with any censored symbol if you don't want to draw the swastika)
- Draw the eyes and you've finished
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