|“||"Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide"
- Henri Barbusse
|“||" I surrender!!!!"
- Franceball when shown in a unfunny surrender meme for the 10,000 time
French Third Republicball was a republican régime of the french nationball and a continuation of the Second French Empireball. He was relatively successful compared to the other French regimes out of colonizing new various lands in Africa and Asia, lasting longer than most french republic, lasting until 1940 after they surrendered to Nazi Germanyball when he blitzkrieged through his clay. Nazi Germanyball puppet a nazi client state of Vichy Franceball challenged with the allied military resistance of Free Franceball fighting against the axis.
After Second French Empireball got its ass kicked by Kingdom of Prussiaball who created the North German Confederationball. Following Napoleon III was capture, Franceball was forced to give up control of Alsace-Lorraineball to Prussia and to be forced to establish the anarchist state of the Paris Communeball with only lasted for 40 days before it anschlussed it. The french republician government took power as an attempt to destroy the last fragments relating to the controversy of the monarchy tracing back to the revolution (even though Franceball considered switching back to monarchism a few times at this time).
France still feared Imperial Germanyball who had a fast-growing economy and would do anything to get their son back. Despite heavy loses in Franco-Prussian War, France helped it's ecomony catching up by bulding the Suez Canal project on the Egyptian Khedivateball to get quick access to Asia. UKball asked to join in on the project for the same goal of access to Asia (notably India).
Franceball still continued to expand its chunk of worldwide influence and participate in the Scramble for Africa, with a series of sending its army to colonize African kingdoms starting from central africa all the way to the Sahara enslaving 8balls. In asia the indochinese protectorates into a confederation known as French Indochinaball with swaths of land Siamball would later be forced to secede land in treaties. In 1897 France threw two wars and invaded Merina Kingdomball to make ice cream out of vanila spice and put animals in zoos and circuses for tourism and investment.
As tensions in europe rose between various countries, In 1910 Franceball wanted more monies so to make more ecomonic gain, it made a confederation (like French Indochinaball) that grouped up african colonies into one to sped up profit to the country. (I'm still writing so WIP)
- UKball - After all those wars we went though, my "enemie" became one of mon strongest friends and a part of le alliés kicking Germany's ass in WW1. He helped bulid the Suez canal in Egypt!
- Russian Empireball - I'm of glad you choose us over them.
- Belgiumball - Poor small friendly neighbor that was crushed and of raped by those evil germans, don't worry bud.
- USAball - Allie!
- Brazilball - Helped me in the war!
- Kingdom of Greeceball - Helped in the war as well.
- Czechoslovakiaball - Secured the Trans-Siberian railroad in the Russian Civil War. (Sorry we sold you to the nazis).
- Second Polish Republicball - Sorry for selling yuo to genocidal manics. Should've helped you even more.
- Abyssinaball - I traded him special guns and bulit railroads. We were allies in WW1.
- Kingdom of Italyball (after 1922) - It was a very salty nation that tried to join the Central Powers all because I took Tunisiaball. It
switched sidesjoined us because it hated Austria but got even saltier and became a Facista scum because we didn't give it land. Non merci!
- Siamball - He destroyed my ships first so we got to war. At least it was civilized and sent troops. Peaceful buffer state. But don't go anywhere near Laosball and we is of good.
- German Empireball - OH YOU FUCKING DEVIL OF A WARMONGER! YOUR SCHLIEFFEN PLAN DIDN'T EVEN WORK STUPID! YUO USED GAS OFFENSIVES ON MOI PEOPLE, WW1 NEVER FORGET!! NOW FACE THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES HONHONHONHONONHON!!!!!! In reality you just tried to expand anywhere you could because you're paranoid of me and Britain, HONHON!
- Kingdom of Prussiaball - Germany's stupid father who created the whole european mess of balance by capturing Napoleon III! HOPE YOU LIKE LOSING THE DANZIG CORRIDOR!
- Austria-Hungaryball - Germany's closest ally and partner. You deserved to lose Croatia-Slavoniaball, Duchy of Carniolaball, and Bosniaball to Yugoslaviaball.
- Paris Communeball - Of fuckings you! Remove anarchy!
- Weimar Republicball - Pay reperations!
- Japanese Empireball - We could have been of friends... but he just cut ties for no reason and he even became another fascist who joined the axis!
- Russian SFSRball & Soviet Unionball - Of communist threat! I did everything to stop you from taking over Russia you commie vodka! You killed Russian Empireball you commie tomato son! Remove fake Russia!
- Nazi Germanyball - NEVER FORGET 1940! I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAD TO SURRENDER TO A GENOCIDAL MONSTER LIKE YOU! WHY DID I NOT STRECHINGS THE MAGINOT LINE TO THE ENGLISH SEA?! I should've stopped you from anschlussing Czechoslovakiaball and Polandball!!
Colonies and Possesions
- French West Africaball
- French Equatorial Africaball
- French Madagascarball
- French Somalilandball
Asia and Middle East
- First Syrian Republicball
- Greater Lebanonball
- French Indiaball
- Foreign concessions in Tianjinball
- French Indochinaball
Oceania & Antarctica
- Kingdom of Tahitiball
- New Hebridesball
- Wallis and Futunaball
- French Southern and Antarctic Landsball