French Third Republicball
| “ | "Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide"
- Henri Barbusse |
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| “ | " I surrender!!!!" 
- Franceball when shown in a unfunny surrender meme for the 10,000 time |
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French Third Republicball was a republican régime of the french nationball and a continuation of the 
Second French Empireball. He was relatively successful compared to the other French regimes out of colonizing new various lands in Africa and Asia, lasting longer than most french republic, lasting until 1940 after they surrendered to 
Nazi Germanyball when he blitzkrieged through his clay. Nazi Germanyball puppet a nazi client state of 
Vichy Franceball challenged with the allied military resistance of 
Free Franceball fighting against the axis.
History[edit | edit source]
After Second French Empireball got its ass kicked by 
Kingdom of Prussiaball who created the 
North German Confederationball. Following Napoleon III was capture, Franceball was forced to give up control of 
Alsace-Lorraineball to Prussia and to be forced to establish the anarchist state of the 
Paris Communeball with only lasted for 40 days before it anschlussed it. The french republician government took power as an attempt to destroy the last fragments relating to the controversy of the monarchy tracing back to the 
revolution (even though Franceball considered switching back to monarchism a few times at this time).
France still feared Imperial Germanyball who had a fast-growing economy and would do anything to get their son back. Despite heavy loses in Franco-Prussian War, France helped it's ecomony catching up by bulding the Suez Canal project on the 
Egyptian Khedivateball to get quick access to Asia. 
UKball asked to join in on the project for the same goal of access to Asia (notably 
India).
Franceball still continued to expand its chunk of worldwide influence and participate in the Scramble for Africa, with a series of sending its army to colonize African kingdoms starting from central africa all the way to the Sahara enslaving 
8balls. In asia the indochinese protectorates into a confederation known as 
French Indochinaball with swaths of land 
Siamball would later be forced to secede land in treaties. In 1897 France threw two wars and invaded 
Merina Kingdomball to make ice cream out of vanila spice and put animals in zoos and circuses for tourism and investment.
As tensions in europe rose between various countries, In 1910 Franceball wanted more monies so to make more ecomonic gain, it made a confederation (like French Indochinaball) that grouped up african colonies into one to sped up profit to the country. (I'm still writing so WIP)
Relations[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
UKball - After all those wars we went though, my "enemie" became one of mon strongest friends and a part of le alliés kicking Germany's ass in WW1. Although we disagree on some colonial claims he supported my claim on Tunisia against 
Kingdom of Italyball. He helped bulid the Suez canal thank ya very much!
Russian Empireball - Another major ally who had almost kicked Germany's ass. Death to the 
reds! Long live the 
white movement!
Belgiumball - You will not fall under the hands of those evil germans, don't worry bud.
USAball - Allie who AT LAST joinings the war and aided Russian Republicball with me.
Brazilball - Allie that helps watches and blows up german ships that aren't of german ships but is of dolphins.
Czechoslovakiaball - Secured the Trans-Siberian railroad in the Russian Civil War. Sorry we sold you to thenazis
cause it had to be done.
Kingdom of Greeceball - Helped in the war and I supported his claim of lands against 
Ottoman Empireball and 
Kingdom of Bulgariaball.- Russian Republicball - Russian Empireball's son who I like because he can into democracy. I wish he can be of living longer.
Abyssinaball - I traded him special guns and bulit railroads in exchange for 
French Somalilandball. We were allies in WW1 although I betrayed him by helpingKingdom of Italyball in the Second Italo-Ethiopian War.
Kingdom of Hejazball - Ally who revolted against Ottoman Empireball and helped me gain the Levant.
Second Polish Republicball - Sorry for selling yuo to 
genocidal manics. Should've helped you before it was tu late.
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Netural[edit | edit source]
Alsace-Lorraineball - Son.... please come back...!
Siamball - Thai who I failed to colonize. At least it was civilized and helped my army in ww1. BUT DON'T TU DARE GO ANYWHERE NEAR 
French Laosball!
Enemies[edit | edit source]
German Empireball - OH YOU FUCKING DEVIL OF A WARMONGER! YOUR SCHLIEFFEN PLAN DIDN'T EVEN WORK STUPID! YUO USED GAS OFFENSIVES ON MOI PEOPLE, WW1 NEVER FORGET!! I know vous are only silencing Alsace-Lorraineball like the evil man vous are! NOW EAT THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES HONHONHONHONHONHONHON!!!!!!
Kingdom of Prussiaball - Germany's stupid father who created the whole european mess of balance by capturing Napoleon III! HOPE YOU LIKE LOSING THE DANZIG CORRIDOR! GIVE BACK , you're abusings him!- Ottoman Empireball - The kebab who sided with the Germans, so My pals and allies totally kicked your ass. Defeated me in the Turkish War of Independence!
Paris Communeball - Fuckings your anarchism! What's wrong with republiciansm?- File:Weimar Republic-icon.png Weimar Republicball - Where are me reparation debts money boy? Pay them quick! Rapide! Or I will get it myself!
Austria-Hungaryball - Germany's closest ally and partner. You deserved to lose 
Croatia-Slavoniaball, 
Duchy of Carniolaball, and 
Bosniaball to 
Yugoslaviaball.
Arab Kingdom of Syriaball - I helped him revolt against Ottomanball and now he calls me a traitor for occupying him, it's your fault your clay was instable and I'm definitely not in it for the oil honhonhon!- Kingdom of Bulgariaball - Why did you sided with le axis? I support Kingdom of Greeceball against yuo!
- Kingdom of Italyball - Facista scum who joined la axis.
Japanese Empireball - We could have been of friends... but he just cut ties for no reason and he even became another fascist who joined the axis!
Dervish Stateball - I don't know him but he is in the axis! Abyssinaball will remove you!
Russian SFSRball - You killed Russian Empireball you commie tomato son! Remove fake Russia!- Soviet Unionball - Russian SFSRball's master who I just a fat commie tomato who wants to destroy every good thing Europeans had drowning them in corruption and starvation. Even monarchs are better than socalists!
- Nazi Germanyball - NEVER FORGET 1940! I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAD TO
SURRENDER TO A GENOCIDAL MONSTER LIKE YOU! WHY DID I NOT STRECHINGS THE MAGINOT LINE TO THE ENGLISH SEA?! I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR DISGUSTING SCIENECE EXPERIMENT!! AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO Belgiumball AND Polandball?!
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Colonies and Possesions[edit | edit source]
The Americas[edit | edit source]
Martiniqueball - Daughter who lives the caribbean life with some automony. He still isn't too agreeable about it so things can work out with just some more automonie.
Guadeloupeball - Forgotton son who I forgot to bannigs slavery in his clay. I´ll be a better mama I promise! I promise to give you better reforms like Martinique!
French Guyanaball - My South American colony which later officially became an entity of me. He is not very rich and irrelevant although I should use him for something important other than cotton.
Africa[edit | edit source]
French North Africaball
French Moroccoball - Modernized with phosphorus and is the second. Thank you for sending troops in ww1.
French Algeriaball - Mu most important colony in North Africa and a rebellious one. Someday can into unite into le république (hopefully).
French Tunisiaball - I didn't want Italie, Grande Bretagne, or Allemagne to adopt him from Ottoman Empireball so I took him in instead. I educated him with agriculture and hospital aid.
French West Africaball - My biggest but least important colony in west Africa which is a federation made up of the poorest sets of colonies. 
Senegal has a railroad from Dakarball to Koulikoroball.
French Mauritaniaball - I shouldn't have given him the creepy smile in le first place...- French Senegalball
French Sudanball - So vous are te descendant of 
Mansa Musa? Now I'm interested in yuo... gib gold plox now.
French Upper Voltaball
French GuianaGuineaball
French Togolandball - Mandated colony I confiscated from Germany. Was gonna give tu to 
Czechoslovakiaball but meh.
French Dahomeyball
French Equatorial Africaball - A federation colony in Central Africa where I built a railroad from Brazzavilleball to Pointe Noireball. Non idea for if 
Cameroon.
Ubangi-Shariball - African son who can into beautiful tropical rainforests and rivers. For some reason he wants into car when independent.
French Congoball - The somewhat rich and smart son in central africa. Thanks for sending troops to partition 
German Cameroon. Stop saying I use you for forced labour!
French Gabonball - I named a city after me in his clay hon hon hon.
French Chadball - Look I know you´re my gigachadson but I can't find a good way to help your economy especially because of the unbearable climate and violence in your clay, but thanks for the cotton!- French Cameroonsball - Really stubborn son that hates me and still supports his evil father German Empireball.
French Madagascarball
- French Somalilandball
Asia[edit | edit source]
First Syrian Republicball - I had to made him into a colonie after his kingdom had trouble being a stable country. Stop callings me le traitor!
Greater Lebanonball - Adopted him in the Paris peace conference.
French Indiaball - Wait I posséder a Indian colonie? Do you like french fries? That were definitetly abosulutly totally very not likely actually created byBelgiumball.
Foreign concessions in Tianjinball
French Indochinaball - Southeast Asian son who is my most important protectorate in la Asia.
Cochinchinaball - Stop le revolt and forgetings that silly Vietnamese culture! Why not be french?- French Laosball - Son who I told his brother Indochina to watch over so them won't annexings him!
French Cambodiaball
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Oceania & Antarctica[edit | edit source]
Kingdom of Tahitiball - Son who hatings me for modernizing his culture, it's tough but he's starting to get used to it so I hopings relations get warm.
New Hebridesball - Son wous I share together with UKball. It was awkward before we made a agreement to share him.
Wallis and Futunaball
French Southern and Antarctic Landsball - I CAN INTO ANTARTICA!
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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