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Taiwanball, officially the
Rainie Yang FakeReal ChinaRepublic of TaiwanChinaball (abbreviated to ROCball) is an island countryball with limited recognition that lives in East Asia in the western Pacific Ocean, occupying the island of himself and other surrounding Chinese islands that are uncontrolled by Chinaball, his crazy younger brother who insanely wants to kill reunify with Taiwanball by following Hong Kong's model as a SAR. To his north across, Taiwan strait lies the PRC. To the west across the South China Sea lies Vietnamball. To his north and east across the East China Sea lies Japanball. To his south across the Luzon Strait lies Philippinesball. Within the other islands controlled by the country, he is divided into 2 nominal provinces, 6 special municipalities, 3 provincial cities, and 13 counties, including his capital Taipeiball being one of the municipalities located in the North, giving him a total area of 13,976 square miles, making him the 136th largest country in the world. As of 2018, Taiwanball maintains a population of about 23.58 million inhabitants, making him the 56th most populous country in the world.
Due to not being a fully recognized countryball, Taiwanball is unable to join any sort of international organizations. He was temporarily a part of the UN, but his brother turned stronk and took over the mainland.
Unlike other unrecognised countryballs, Taiwanball is internationally called as a country (unlike Kosovoball), has a big economy, with major contributions from steel, machinery, electronics and chemicals manufacturing. Although Taiwan used to be a totalitarian martial law country in the past, he later transitioned from a one-party military dictatorship to a
two-party multi-party democracy with a semi-presidential system. This makes it very different from the Maoist Marxist-Leninist semi-presidential one-party on mainland Chinaball.
Taiwanball is the only Asian countryball to fully legalise gay marriage, which disgusted the international community.
Although he is officially a partially recognised countryball
but will be officially recognised by many countries again or maybe he won't, Taiwan has non-diplomatic relations with 47 other countries, and most if not all of them have de facto embassies run by Taiwan. These countries act like they do recognise him (especially Japanball). This makes him one of the most famous countries in the world. He also has 110 diplomatic missions.
Taiwanball's birthday is on October 10 October 10 is Double Tenth Day, which is different from other national day celebrations. Double Tenth Day always shows a very big parade Taiwanball celebrates with his friends, including: Nauruball, Tuvaluball, Palauball, etc.
History (Island of Taiwan)
The island of Formosa was born as two separate colonies. One to Netherlandsball in 1624 as a 7ball, and one to Spainball as a 2ball, unlike all other East Asian balls. They were given the name “Ilha Formosa” or “Beautiful Island” by Portugalball. Dutch Formosaball anschlussed his Spanish brother and kicked the Spanish in 1642. Formosa, under Dutch rule, leads to mass Han immigration which attracted Kingdom of Tungningball (Fake Mingball) to occupy him as a base to strike back at Qingball, but the former wasn't very successful because Qingball kicked him out and became the new rulers of Formosa.
In 1895, Formosaball was occupied and annexed by the Empire of Japanball. He spent the next 50 years with him.
The Republic of China (1912-1949)
In 1945, after USAball and China blew up the Empire of Japanball, Formosa was given to the care of Nationalist Chinaball. To make sure that its soul would take over his clay without pesky Japanese remnants, ROCball shot up much of Formosaball on February 28, 1947, in an incident known as 228.
To cement their claims over all of China, Formosa, Tibet, and even Mongoliaball, ROCball wrote this in Section I, Article 4 of the Constitution of the Republic of China, 1947, saying The territory of the Republic of China according to its existing national boundaries shall not be altered except by resolution of the National Assembly.
But 2 years later, their big communist brother Chinaball soon killed him and took over most of his brother's clay. He was forced to flee to the island and his seat was stolen by Chinaball
according to South Koreaball.
Even at the island though, he didn't stop his right-wing totalitarian ways and instilled a political repression known as "White Terror" starting from the Feburary 28th incident which killed 18,000-28,000 people. White Terror and repression to against "commies" saw him kill a further hundreds and thousands of people on the island until 1987 when Chiang Kai Shek died and his son stopped one party rule leading to the rise of DPP.
In the 1960s and 70s he highly industrialized and saw huge economic growth known as the Taiwan Miracle.
From late 1970s to 90s, after the Kaohsiung Incident which united the opposition, liberal reforms had transformed Taiwanball from a totalitarian military dictatorship under martial law to a more liberal democracy.
Formosa was completely possessed by the ROC, both fused into today's Taiwanball.
Nationalist Chinaball was born in 1911 after his father Qingball died. His clay, inherited from his father, had lots of foreign-occupied patches in it. In 1915, he almost became another dynastic Chinaball like his father and ancestors, and this resulted in him having lots of warlord cliques, including Chinaball, who would later defeat him.
In the 1920s, Nationalist Chinaball had lots of tumors, and diseases fought each other for control of his body. In 1928, he became a Unitary state. Japanball took advantage of this to expand his territory in East Asia, by taking one of his children, Manchuball, and turning him into Manchukuoball in 1931. In 1937, Japanball kidnapped and raped Chinaball, just as he was beginning to recover from his illnesses.
It's estimated during the rule of KMTball, ROCball killed 3 - 18 million people due to political repression to communist. (some of them are innocents but being wrongly regarded as communist)
However, when USAball helped him defeat Japanball in 1945, his rebellious communist brother, Communist-controlled Chinaball, became Chinaball and injured him in 1949, while he fled and took away the Formosa Provinceball's body, becoming Taiwanball. Republic of Chinaball is currently alive through recognised until 1971. He was part of the UN until 1971.
Taiwanball and his brother both speak Mandarin, but Taiwanball uses ancient Chinese characters for writing, whereas PRCball uses
rip-off simplified Chinese characters. Taiwanball also usually speaks Taiwanese Hokkien (or just Taiwanese), which is a Hokkien language but has some European loan words. Both of the brothers differ greatly on their age. Taiwanball is 109 years old, while PRCball is only 71.
According to an opinion poll released by the Mainland Affairs Council taken after the second 2008 meeting, 71.79% of the Taiwanese public supported continuing negotiations and solving issues between the two sides through the semi-official organizations, SEF and ARATS, 18.74% of the Taiwanese public did not support this, while 9.47% of the Taiwanese public did not have an opinion.
In 2015, a poll conducted by the Taiwan Braintrust showed that about 90 percent of the population would identify themselves as Taiwanese rather than Chinese if they were to choose between the two. Around 56% would rather remain as they currently are, 31% would like to separate with PRCball, and 8% would like to reunify with PRCball. The rest did not answer.
PRCball especially the people see it differently, they see the situation as a embarrassment and a scar, seeing the situation as a North Korea and South Korea situation where a country's people are split based on politics which's why PRCball wants to reunify.
Taiwanball is protected by USAball and other allies. This means if PRCball attempts to conquer him, he would face strong opposition of the allies, meaning that this could lead to countries to stop acknowledging the One China policy.
Most other countryballs don't want to recognise Taiwanball as an independent countryball because they believe that China will invade them, despite Taiwan loves to invest them.
When Taiwanball competes in international sports events, he does it under the name Chinese Taipei.
In 2020, the DPP president Tsai Ing-wen of the Pan-Green DPP was elected with a great majority, resulting in Han Kuo-yu's defeat.
Asia and the Middle East
Central America and the Caribbean
- St. Kitts and Nevisball
- Saint Luciaball
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
- 美國 - Best North American friend who helped me with their relationship with THIS FOCKING DISGRACE, and with defense. But please recognize me again! I'll help you from Huawei Crisis! Thanks for sending Alex Azar to my clay! Oh wait, I forgot, we can into similar flags too! But why did u stop my nuclear weapon plan?!! WHY?!?!
- 香港 - My best friend and former son who is taken by FAKE CHINA. I loved his curry fish ball and his milk tea!! My president Tsai supports your protests. I hope you can protest into Freedom and Democracy!! Unfortunately, that CHINKO signed the NSL, so we hope we'll help you someday..
- 瓜地馬拉 - He has been my longest ally since 1932. This FAKE BIOTCH is trying to trap him to withdraw my recognition. I hope your doing well.
- 西藏 - My good friend, but stop following my stupid brother!
- 葡屬澳門, 新疆, 內蒙古 - Same as Tibet!
- 越南共和國 - True Vietnam, and he's still alive inside California.
- 日本 -
Ruined my bubble tea 他媽的動漫In 1937 at Nanking, his father raped me and got his cover blown. Well, sort of. Mainly because of Diaoyutai. REMEMBER ROC 1937 IN NANKING!!! Despite our past, he's a good friend in sports and we help each other a lot. Best friends in natural disasters (both have lots of earthquakes!). PLEASE RECOGNIZE ME AGAIN!!! Thanks for opposing that so-called UN Resolution 2758.
- 沖繩 - Little brother. Your soba noodles are good, I love you so much!
- 巴西 - He opposed that so-called UN Resolution 2758. I heard he just elected Jair Bolsonaro, good (I don't like fascists and right-wingists though), now we can remove the illegal Chinese government together. XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!!
- 歐洲聯盟 - We surprisingly have close ties.
- 葡萄牙 - Thanks for giving me a name, I think.
- 芬蘭 - Gib Janji!
- 荷蘭 - He used to colonize my largest island, so he loves me a lot and helps me to fight against my commie brother. His Dutch people love to visit my clay, and they apologized to me about their past.
BUT STOP CALLING ME YUOR SON PLOX!!!
- 捷克 - My best European friend. I hope he will recognize me someday. He usually waves my flag when he protests. We love you so much.
- 瑞典 - One of his producers Manse made a song called "Rising Sun", and that resembles the sun on my flag! Let's fight THE DEVIL together!
- 白俄羅斯人民共和國 - Real Belarus.
- 敘利亞自由軍 - If you win, I'll believe you will establish diplomatic relations with me.
- 李登輝 - MY HERO!! You'll be missed by all of us! R.I.P.
- 南韓 - My cousin. We had military solidarity and Korea was the last in Asia to leave me (1992). We don't have much of a good relationship after it decided to become "friends" with BAD Chinaball unless they still keep in touch without any Mainlander knew it. A little bit jealous. But most of the time, we team up to remove CHEENKO and her evil brother together
- Nas Daily - Thank you for recognizing me as a hero.
- 馬英九 - My previous president. Every single year he disguises himself as "Ma Da-jeou " for some reason. Anyways, YOU'RE A HERO!!!
- 東盟 - Most of your members can into informal relations and we both hate THIS ASSHOLE.
- 馬來西亞 - A lot of his 1ball came to stay in my clay, also he gave us Michael Wong, Fish Leong, and Namewee... yadde yadde yada. Also we both did great handling coronavirus in our country, Noor Hisham is your version of our Chen Shih Chung.
- 泰國 - We have informal relations, also a fellow member of the Milk Tea Alliance.
- 新加坡 - He likes me more than China. Also a fellow member of the Four Asian Tigers.
- 索馬里蘭 - A democratic African country. You can take out that corrupted Pirate freak because he's a mainland bootlicker. Sadly, only me and that annoying dickhead that you call uncle recognizes you.
- 英國 - Hong Kong's European and loved father. He does not recognize me, but I'm glad that he calls me the Real China. But anyway, we fight the COVID-19 pandemic together. You will be my best friend in the future, yay!
- 在斯威士蘭 - I'm glad that he recognize me for being the Real China.
- 沙特阿拉伯 - Thank you for helping me build my bridge and train, and he also opposed UN Resolution 2758.
- 科索沃 - We both hate this imposter and Serbiaball like USAball. But your brother hates me.
- 巴拉圭 - A very good friend. He recognizes me and lives on the other side of the world in terms of coordinates and says he will always be loyal to me.
- 哈薩克斯坦 - Even though we don't have informal relations, but most of people like my bubble tea and you also like my son so we're good.
- 帕勞 - Japan's son! He promise that he won't recognize my evil brother, and still, we maintain very good relations.
- 印度 - He hates Chinaball and Pakistanball, or at least has some bias against him, he does not recognize me. He is, however, improving his relations with me a lot, we buy tea from him to make bubble milk tea, and also gives money. You could just have oppose UN Resolution 2758. JAI HIND!!
- 立陶宛 - We recently established representative offices and gave me some vaccines to fight COVID-19 together, literally better than that fucking traitor.
- 瑙魯 - He used to recognize my brother but only for a short period. He apologized and recognized me again.....
- 以色列 - We share a lot in common like for example we have big bullies that ignore us
even though in his case he is the bully. We are very developed allies of the US and such.. He may not recognize me officially, but we can help each other. (Also don't be mean to palestine plox)
- Any country that recognizes Taiwan.
- 利比亞 - We both hate Gaddafiball & Chinaball. I expect you'll establish representative offices with me soon.
- 愛沙尼亞 - You can into Nordic for sure, we both have Common Enemies.
- 烏克蘭 - Control your friend Georgiaball because he is friend with Fake China so I recognize Crimeaball as yours.
- 加拿大 - A brother of USAball and we both hate Fake Chinaball, also your maple syrup tastes good..
- 西班牙 - She used to colonize my capital once, overall a huge dickhead. Even though we can into informal relations. In return, I opposed Cataloniaball's independence because he can into communism. To be honest, I really want to hug the tall and muscular guy, okay? I want to have more security.
- 哥倫比亞 - Although he don't recognize me, but we have a common enemy.
- 澳門 - Hong Kong's brother, WHO KEEPS GAMBLING AND THAT'S WHAT HE ONLY DOES! I'LL MAKE YOU MY MAID SOON!!! ALSO FRIENDS WITH FAKER!!!
- 摩洛哥 - We both hate China. But why are you friends what that pirate devil??
- 馬來西亞 - We are Austronesian relative. But why he's friends with Fake China?? But other than that, his people like my boba tea.
- 越南 - You gave pho and your yummy cuisine. But you're a commie so I don't like you that much unless you wanted to work with me. Still, he is of friends with USAball and can into kicking that impostol's ass xixixixi!
- 巴拿馬 - Why don't you recognize me anymore?! WHY???
- 俄羅斯 - Clay thief, you annexed Tuva and made Outer Mongolia as an independent state. Do you know, they are rightful Chinese clay under the ROC government. Also your previous self supported the stupid commies and drove me out of the mainland. Even today you support fake China's claims over me. I had lost control over so much land because of you! Fortunately, we have informal relations. (Also thanks for sending aid and help workers during 1999 Earthquake despite China's intervention against it).
- 喀麥隆 - She has Relations with me in 60s but they dont have informal relations.
- 阿根廷 - We have informal relations, but TELL YOUR STUPID SON TO CHANGE HIS NAME, although it and I had an antipode.
- 所羅門群島 - TRAITOR!!! But his people hate it for recognizing PRC.
- 緬甸 - Although you like fake China, but at least we have informal relations, also the member of the Milk Tea Alliances. BUT STOP KILLING ROHINGYAS!!!
- 聯合國 - I got kicked out from you because I didn't get enough recognition?! I tried to regain position several times but he always made me turned down.
But not for long xixixixi!!!
- 印度尼西亚 - An Austronesian brother, since he was a Dutch Children (like me) but why do you ban me from Asian games 1962?!
- 菲律賓 - Yes I'm a Pro-Filipino. Sorry for persecuting Filipinos, but STOP SENDING OFWS!!! I don't want to be overcrowded but still OK. WHY DID YOU PUT FRIES ON BOBA? EWWW!!! At least we're against Chinaball.
- 尼加拉瓜 - Although you hate my friend USA and mostly a supporter of PRC, he still maintains diplomatic relations with me, But I still hate communist/socialist countries.
- 薩爾瓦多 - Why did you also leave???
- 蒙古 - YOU ARE MINE!!! But at least we have informal relation so we're good.(?)
- 阿爾巴尼亞 - 1971 NEVER FORGET!!!!! But at leease we both support Kosovo...
譚德塞埃塞俄比亞 - A sorta complicated relationship. He supports my evil brother and calls me fake China, so he's usually a fat dickhead and is very racist. YOUR NOT EVEN A REAL 8ball TEDROS!! YOU ARE A FAKE CHINA PUPPET WHO DID BRACKFACE AND SAID THE N-WOLD WITH OUT THE PASS TO INDEMIDATE THE AFRO SEMETIC ETHIOPIANS!!!YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ETHIOPIANS DO NOT HAVE THE N-WORD PASS #OROMIA LIVES MATTER!! #ISAAQ LIVES MATTER!!! But apart from what I said we're all OK. Well, because we support Somaliland and also hate Somaliaball. He's also friend of USAball too. So, I'm putting him on neutral, because he's still a dickhead.
州- I hate you because Fake China makes you don't recognize my passport.
- 不丹 - Were both hate fake china but you got rekt by Kuwaitball by 20-0
- 阿布哈茲, 阿爾察赫, 南奧塞提亞, 聶斯特河沿岸, 西撒哈拉 - I don't know whether I should be make friends with them. But they maybe hate Fake China like me.
- 共匪- YOU IMPOSTOL! I AM OF REAR CHUNGHWA, YUO HEAR ME??? YUO HAVE NO RIGHTS TO RURE MY AREA!!! 1949 WHY????? And you kept failing to invade my Taiwanese island! CHUNGHWA MINKUO STRONK!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS "CHUNGHWA RENMEN KUNGHOKUO"????? Oh, it translates to "People's Republic of China"? HECK NO!!! I RURE MAINRAND CHUNGHWA FIRST, NOT YUO!!!!! GIB BACK MY PRECIOUS CRAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least we're trading partners, I import goods from him the most.
- 塔吉克斯坦 - Gorno-Badakhshanball was my clay!!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE ME SO GIB BACK GORNO!!!!
- 2b2t - YOU ARE PART OF ME AND YOU WERE MY CLAY AS WELL AND YOU BELONG TO ME!!
- 巴基斯坦 - YOU BETRAYED ME!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE THE FIRST COUNTRY TO END MY RELATIONS AND JOINED THAT COMMIE FREAK?!?! REMOVE RIGHT NOW!!!!! I HOPE INDIA DESTROYS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! KASHMIR IS RIGHTFUL INDIAN CLAY!!!!!
- 索馬里 - Fake Somalia and stop terrorizing everyone you Communist China lover.
- 伊朗 - Stop bullying Saudi Arabiaball, also a Fake China lover, homogay remover and an enemy of USAball.
- 敘利亞 - I want to knock you down because the FSA recognizes that I am a country, you fake China puppet. REMOVE ASSAD!!!
- 加泰羅尼亞 - I don't care if you're friends with my son, and shut up with your so-called communist protests and my "Taiwan independence" movement, keep crying at Russia, he won't help you.
- 北朝鮮 - YUO ALE OF FAKE KOREA!!! ALSO A PRC PIGDOG, STOP F**KING NUKE US YOU BITCH!!! REMOVE KIM JONG PIG!!!!!
- 巴勒斯坦 - FAKE COUNTRY!!! I SUPPORT KOSHER AGAINST YUO!!! YUO ARE OF HIS RIGHTFUL CLAY!!! JERASULEM IS KOSHER CLAY!!! AND YUO AREN'T A RUSSO-JORDANESE PUPPET!! (Actually my people protest in favor of him xixixi!)
- 阿拉伯利比亞民眾國 - LEMOVE KADDAFI!!! I'M GLAD YOU ARE DEAD!!!
- 白俄羅斯 - OH, SHE IS OF DICTATORSHIP!!! ANOTHER PRC PIGDOG, STOP BRUTALLY SUPPRESSING THE PEACEFUL PROTESTERS YOU FUCKER!!! YUO ALE NO BETTER THAN FAKE CHINA WHO SUPPRESSES HUMAN RIGHTS AND INDIVIDUALISM!!! ROT IN HELL LUKASHENKO!!!!! RESIGN NOW!!!
- 古巴 - He is also into friends with my Anti-Imperialist brother so REMOVE FIDER CASTLO!!!
- 委內瑞拉 - Remove corruption! Even though Juan Guaido has no power yet to control you, BUT WHO CALES? LEMOVE MADULO!!! Your taste of Socialism are so bad that you are of actually incredibly of beings an Authoritarian!
- 黎巴嫩 - Stop hating Jew yuo Fake China puppet!! you will deserve explosion!!
- 塞爾維亞 - Leave Kosovoball alone and recognize him. He is also friend with that imposter.
- 基里巴斯 - THIS TRAITOR WHO SUPPORTS FAKE CHINA NOW!!!
- 喬治索羅斯 - Yuo are Responsible for breaking out the civil war in 1949 Even Fake China Hates yuo too!!
- 科威特 - FOR TRASHING ME OUT IN FOOTBARR!! 10-0 NEVEL FOLGET!!!!
- 阿爾及利亞 - He is of friends with the imposter and my enemies so REMOVE KISRA FROM THE PLEMISES!!!
- 埃及 - WHY YUO CALLINGS ME FAKE CHINA?! I'M SORRY IF I BLOCKED YUOR CANAL!!
- John Cena - Shame on you for apologizing to that impostor just because you called me a country. (Still tho, thanks)
- 蒙古帝國 - HAHAHA, YOU'LL NEVER CONQUER ME!
- Sukarno - Why did yuo ban me from the asian games 1962 with Israelcube Why!!
Taiwanball has currently 13 counties.