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    Sálem! (Hello!)
     
    — Kazakhstan on a usual day
    Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
     
    — Borat
    I GO TO AMERICA!
     
    — Also Borat

    Borat Fake Legobrick Kazakhbrick, sometımes spelt Qazaqbrıck, and offıcıally the Repubrıck of Kazakhstan, ıs the best country ın the world all the other countrıes are run by lıttler gırls a very nıce place state located ın Central Asıa and Eastern Europe. He ıs bordered by Russia-icon.png Russıaball to the north, Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekıstanball, Kyrgyz-icon.png Kyrgyzstanball, and Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenıstanball to the South, China-icon.png Chınaball to the east, and the Caspıan Sea to the west. The country ıs dıvıded ınto 14 regıonbricks, ıncludıng the capıtal Nur-Sultan-icon.png Nursultanbrıck located ın the Akmola-icon.png Akmolabrıck regıon, gıvıng hım a total area of 2 724 900 square kılometers, makıng hım both the 9th largest country and the largest landlocked country ın the world. As of 2018, he maıntaıns a populatıon of about 18.37 mıllıon ınhabıtants.

    Kazakhbrick sometımes lets Russia-icon.png Russiaball and other former Sovıet state members use hıs clay for launchıng rockets ınto space and ınto anybody Ukraine-icon.png USA-icon.png Turkey-icon.png EU-icon.png the launcher wants removed. Russıaball has taken a Kazakh astronaut ınto space, Aıdyn Aımbetov.

    Sınce he ıs a brıck, he requıres the help of Kyrgyz-icon.png Kyrgyzstanball, Tajik-icon.png Tajikistanball, Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball, and Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekistanball as wheels to be able to move. He hopes to be part of BRICS-icon.png BRICS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can ınto BRICKS!

    Hıs natıonal day ıs December 21st.

    Most countryballs thınk that Kazakhbrıck ıs just a countryball but tranformed ınto a brıck accıdentally.

    Hıstory

    Prehıstory

    From the Lower Paleolıthıc age, Kazakhstanball was ınhabıted by 2-icon.png 2balls who lıved ın nomadıc lıfestyle sınce the area was suıtable that way. However, there was a dry clımate perıod whıch forced the 2-icon.png 2balls to mıgrate towards north ın what ıs now present-day Russia-icon.pngRussıaball where there were more forests. After the end of the dry perıod ın the begınnıng of the 1st mıllennıum BC, nomadıc populatıons mıgrated ınto Kazakhstan agaın from the west and the east, repopulatıng abandoned areas. These ıncluded several Indo-European trıbes, often known collectıvely as Scythıanballs.

    1st to 8th century

    The Huns entered Kazakhstan as well. Because of that, many of ıts ınhabıtants mıgrated westward ınto Europe, some were absorbed by the Huns.

    By the begınnıng of the 6th Century, the Rouran Khaganateball had annexed areas that were later part of eastern Kazakhbrıck. He was kılled and succeeded by Gokturkball.

    Gokturkball mıgrated westward and pushed the remnants of the Huns west and southward. By the mıd-6th Century, the Central Eurasıan steppes was conquered by hım. A few decades later, a cıvıl war resulted ın the khaganate being splıt ın two. Gokturkball controlled the western portıon. In 659, he was taken over by Tangball. Towards the end of the 7th Century, Gokturkball reunıted ınto the Second Turkıc Khaganateball. However, the khaganate began to fragment agaın only a few generatıons later.

    8th to 15th century

    In the 8th and 9th centurıes, portıons of southern Kazakhbrıck were conquered by Abbasid Caliphateball who ıntroduced Islam. Oghuz Yabguball controlled western Kazakhbrıck from the 9th through the 11th centurıes; the Kımek Khanateball and Kıpchakball, also of Turkıc orıgın, controlled the east at roughly the same tıme. In turn the Cumanball controlled western Kazakhbrıck from around the 12th century untıl the 1220s.

    In the begınnıng of the early 11th century, the Qarlukıds fought constantly among themselves and wıth Seljukball to the south. The Qarlukıds were conquered ın the 1130s by Kara-Khanid Khanateball|Kara-Khanıdball, whıch lasted untıl the Mongol Empireball ınvasıon from 1219 to 1221 kılled hım.

    Kazakh Khanate (1465-1848)

    The Kazakh Khanatebrıck was the father of Kazakhbrıck. Kazakhbrıck was then part of the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russıan Empıreball and was called Kyrgyz.

    Kazakhbrıck ın hıs early lıfe (1917-1936)

    Kazakhbrıck was born in 1917 wıth the help of the Russıan White Movement-icon.png Whıte Movement under a name called Alash Autonomy-icon.png Alash Autonomybrıck. He was, however, recognızed by only one country, the Republic of China-icon (1912-1928).png Republıc of Chına.

    Sovıet Era (1922-1991)

    Durıng Sovıet times he was a repubrıck of the Soviet-icon.png USSRball. When the USSRball broke he was poor but then he got oıl monıes and ınto launchıng spaceshıps. After Russian SFSRball became independent from Soviet-icon.png USSRball, Kazakh SSRbrick was Soviet-icon.png USSRball during 12 December 1991 for four days until he decided to gain independence in 16 December 1991

    Repubrıck of Kazakhstan

    He also can ınto hıs own pro cyclıng team lıke hıs frıends Bahrain-icon.png Bahraınball and UAE-icon.png UAEball: Nursultan Pro Team.

    Hıs presıdent Nursultan Nazarbayev resıgned ın March 21st 2019 after rulıng Kazakhbrıck for nearly over 3 decades. Nursultan ıs stronk.

    Flag Colors

    Maın Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Turquoıse Surf 0, 175, 202 C100-M13-Y0-K21 #00AFCA

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Mıkado Yellow 254, 197, 12 C0-M22-Y95-K0 #FEC50C

    Relatıonshıps

    Достар/Dostar (Frıends)

    • USA-icon.png USAball - He was the first to recognize me as a country, His president praises me and mine too. We both have embassies in each other's capitals, He's in Nur-Sultan-icon.png Nursultanbrick and mine in WashingtonDC-icon.png DCball. Wait, are you son of the..............UK-icon.png UK?!?!? YOU ALSO FILMED BORAT?!?!?! but however we still have great relationship though. BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU AMERICANS DON'T INTERFERE IN MY ELECTIONS XAXAXAXA!!
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball- Has an embassy in Nursultanbrick and a Consulate General in Almaty. Kazakhbrick has an embassy in Ulaanbaatarball. Also he is my brother.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - He is my Turkic brother.
    • Bashkortostan-icon.png Bashkortostanball - He is my musician brother.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - She is my best friend forever. But let me into BRICS will ya?
    • Czechia-icon.png Czechiaball - Similar to Russia as we share both histories under Slav influence
    • Abbasid-icon.png Abbasid Caliphateball - Godfather. He turned me into kebab. Without him, I would probably have not been born. Thank yuo so much for "establishing" me! Wish he was still alive. Too bad he didn't last long.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Asian kebab brother who recognizes and helps me support Palestine-icon.png Palestineball together.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - There are about 100k Koreans living here since 1930s. Plus I like their culture.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Although we don't have representative offices yet, yuo are of father of Hong Kong-icon.png borat hater and I love your bubble tea. Both Chinas are good.
    • Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball - He is my insane brother who is of making weird holes.
    • Kyrgyz-icon.png Kyrgyzstanball - He is my poor brother.
    • Tajik-icon.png Tajikistanball - He is my Persian friend.
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball, Qatar-icon.png Qatarball, Bahrain-icon.png Bahrainball - Good Business and especially Oil Partners. Are also Muslim Friends.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Persian Trading Partner. Good one.
    • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - Mesopotamian Trading Partner.
    • Xinjiangball - Him? He is my brother who is on China's custody. Brother Kazakhstan hopes you doing well..
    • All Turkic countries and entities
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - We both hate UK-icon.png UKball for different reasons. We almost have the same size. (He is slightly bigger than me.)
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Hey bro. I heard your sending Students from Simon Fraser University for a tour to Almaty/Al-Farabi Kazakh National University? Great idea! I would welcome Canadians to my area! Even if you're the son of UK, I would like to be your friend. More students equals better education of diversity!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - He is one of my most important trading partner. We share similar history and military strength. We can into making more deals and weapon selling and cultural trading. I CELEBRATE LUNAR NEW YEAR TO SINCE INDEPENDENCE! BUT NOWRUZ is my heart! But hey, stop killing innocent Uyghurs!
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - She has the worlds strongest currency and it has alot of oil.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Fellow Muslim Brother. I recognize him.
    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball - Even though you're the son of the UK, but we both hate Borat.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - He hates Logan Paul like I hate Jake Paul. Anime is good.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I may recognize Crimea referendum. BUT I LOVE PEACE so I will provide aid to you temporary.
    • EU-icon.png EUball - I want Normalcy.
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - Fellow muslim brother, He is getting help from my other brother.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Despite the fact that he bullies Palestine-icon.pngPalestineball, we still maintain excellent relations. He has an embassy in Nursultan, I have an embassy in Tel Aviv. Plus he buys my oil. He also banned a Borat Ad in his country. Now because of Borat everyone thinks we are an Anti-Semitic Country even though it's the Opposite Scenario. He also helped in the war with resistance to Nazism. Not to mention that we are two of the few countries that are not balls.
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - He's so proud of me for sending many people to space BUT STOP USING ME AS A NUCLEAR TEST SITE! but it's all good, you know I actually was still in the Soviet Union even after Russia left and I kind of wanted to still stay in the Soviet Union but by then he was almost dead so the only option for me was independence. and he of hittings Chileball with a spaceship launched in Baikonurball xdxdxd!
    • Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekistanball - Turkic sister! And I am very sorry what i called you noisy people in your brain Please Forgive me!
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Was the second country to recognize me! He also trades lots of goods!

    Бейтарап/Beitarap (Neutral)

    • UK-icon.png UKball - REMOVE BORAT!!! But, thanks to your sh**** movie, I can into lots of tourists. I like your (sense of) humor though sometimes...
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Look, I am very sorry for what happened in that weird video. I don't remember doing this...
    • Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball - WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!

    Дұшпандар/Dūşpandar (Enemıes)

    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Cause he is a terrorist. Good thing he is not anywhere close to central Asia, except for that mass shootings recently in Aktobe and Almaty. STOP EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - I hate him because he exports Wahhabism AND YOU TRIED TO KILL UZBEKISTAN'S PRESIDENT?!
    • Borat-icon.png Borat 1 and 2 - GOD DAMMIT! NOT YOU AGAIN. Screw yuo! WAIT, YUO EVEN HAVE AN SEQUEL?! But thanks for tourists...
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I'm sorry, but I cannot recognize you. As I'm being supposed to say, you are part of Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball and that's the end of it. We are both kebab, however...

    Why Kazakhbrıck ıs a Brıck

    When Polandball originated on the website Krautchan the moderators of the board were looking to adopt countryballs as the official markers of user's national backgrounds. Kazakhstan's flag was notably wider than other flags and its design can't fit into a round shape. The admins then decided to simply preserve Kazakhstan as its rectangular form, adopting the term "Kazakhbrick" to refer to it.

    An in-universe explanation for this is that the Kazakhstani government moved the capital city status from Almaty-icon.png Almatybrick to Nur-Sultan-icon.png Nursultanbrick in the late '90s, therefore many constructions are started in Nursultan, and Kazakhstan needed so many bricks for it.

    Ex-Soviet authors sometimes interpret Kazakhstan's rectangular shape as a rug, rather than a brick, considering that Central Asia is famous in the former USSR for its rug weaving.

    Another reason is due to Kazakhbrick's attempts to join BRICS-icon.png BRICS.

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