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Belarusball or Byelorussiaball or ByeLOLrussiaball is believed to be the vodka puppet of Russiaball a countryball in Eastern Europe. Belarusball is a landlocked country bordered by Russiaball to the East,
Polandball to the West,
Lithuaniaball, and
Latviaball to the North, and
Ukraineball to the South. The country is divided into 6 regions, including their capital
Minskball, which acts as a special administrative district, giving its a total area of 80,153 square miles, making it the 84th largest country in the world. As of 2018, Belarusball maintains a population of around 9.477 million inhabitants.
Due to their very closed (potato addicted?) personality, Belarus has not joined many international organizations. Belarusball does however maintain membership in organizations that are Russian friendly, such as CSTOball,
Eurasian Unionball, and the Union Stateball, as well as the
UNball like almost every other country in the world.
Belarusball is often seen as a very strange and antisocial countryball. While they do get along with their neighbors, Belarusball tends to mostly hang out with their brother Russiaball, even Belarusball's name literally means "White Russia". However, Belarusball is beginning to open up and actually talk and have diplomatic relations with the other countries, cause while their relationship with their brother is good, it's not exactly perfect as Russiaball often acts like Belarusball is his puppet state, forcing them to do things extreme such as recognizing
Abkhaziaball and
South Ossetiaball.
Belarusball's national day is July 27th and her astrological sign is Leo.
History
Belarusball was born as an Indo-European 2ball. There were
East Germanicballs living in their clay but the great migration period had forced them out of the area and Huns came to live there. However, the Huns abandoned the area and
Slavballs came to live there. Later, some eastern Slavballs came together to form
Kievan Rusball. She was part of
Kievan Rusball along with what is now
Russiaball,
Ukraineball,
Polandball, and parts of
Moldovaball's clay.
Some nomads on horses had successfully been conquering large portions of Asia. Now the same people were threatening Europe. They expanded far into Europe and reached modern-day-
Belarusball.
Kievan Rusball became part of the bigger
Golden Hordeball. Unfortunately, the huge empire the Mongorians built fragmented in a short amount of time. Belarusball had been originally part of mostly the
Kingdom of Polandball.
Soon, they gained independence from the Mongol Empireball and became an independent state. A lot of this part of Belarusian history is similar to polish history. In 1569, the
Kingdom of Polandball and the
Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball chose to unite. They became the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. They went to war with many different countries such as the
Ottoman Empireball,
Russian Empireball (they held their capital for a few weeks), and
Swedish Empireball. The
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball saw it's decline in the Northern Wars involving the
Swedish Empireball against the
Russian Empireball. He was partitioned later and was split between
Kingdom of Prussiaball, the
Russian Empireball, and the
Austrian Empireball. The Belarusian part went to
and for a long time, it was part of him. In 1812,
Napoleon tried attacking Russia and took modern-day
for a while. However, the
Russian winter came to save the day and the
Baguettes were thus pushed away from Russian clay.
About a century later, a Serbball removed Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungaryball, therefore triggering the First World War. During this war, the Russian Empireball and the
Sauerkraut Empire fought each other and
Sauerkraut was advancing. He managed to capture some Belarusian land. Unfortunately, he fucked up and got
'Merica involved and it got his ass kicked. Part of Belarusian clay stayed with Russiaball (which would become the
Great Soviet Vodka soon) and part of it went to the new
Second Polish Republicball. However, their Western neighbour
Weimar Republicball was super pissed about how they had to pay a huge amount of money for the first world war and that they lost it. They soon were given hope when a bad, bad man named Hitler rose to power and the countryball became
Nazi Sauerkraut. He invaded
Polandball along with the
Soviet Vodka and the latter took the rest of what is now Belarusian clay.
Belarusball stayed as a Soviet for a while and became independent in 1991 when Soviet Vodka destroyed itself. Since then,
Belarusball lived happily with Russiaball.
It changed their
flag in 1995 when Lukashenko came to town. (And also since 2020 he's been responding to the COVID in a weird way, IDK why).
In 2020, following the election which led to Lukashenko's sixth term, the largest protests in Belarusball history began, with protesters claiming Lukashenko's victory was falsified. Police arrested protesters and opposition leaders, which lead to more protests. EUball,
USAball,
Canadaball, and
Japanball have not recognized the results of the election. On the 23rd of May 2021, Belarusian authorities forced Ryanair Flight 4978 (A flight from
Greeceball to
Lithuaniaball) to land in Minsk so they could arrest an opposition journalist. These events caused
EUball and others to put sanctions and airspace restrictions on Belarusball. In revenge for these sanctions, Belarusball began luring migrants from
Syriaball,
Iraqball, and others, and then began pushing them to swarm the borders of
Polandball,
Lithuaniaball, and
Latviaball.
EUball began pushing for further sanctions in response to this, and
NATOball condemned Belarusball's actions.
Russiaball made a statement supporting Belarusball and sent 2 nuclear-capable bombers in Belarusian airspace.
Russiaball used this crisis as a distraction and began moving troops to the border with
Ukraineball, starting a new crisis right as the old one ended... bruh.
Flag Colors
Main Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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French Raspberry | 200, 49, 62 | C13-M91-Y75-K3 | #C8313E | |
Green Salad | 74, 166, 87 | C68-M10-Y82-K3 | #4AA657 |
Rushnyk Pattern Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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French Raspberry | 200, 49, 62 | C13-M91-Y75-K3 | #C8313E | |
White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF |
Връзки/Vrŭzki' (Relationships)'
Сябры/Друзья (Friends)
#1BestSlav - My Goodness. He is the best person I have ever met. He is nice, has beautiful and handsome men and sisters. He is the only one I truly adore and it understands me! TAKE THAT ROSSIYA it and its sister is not a dick! Anyone who attacks Serbia also attacks Rossiya and BELARUS!!! SERBIA STRONGER!
Anti-West Union - I am member. Lets of kill
EUball and
NATOball together. But I want to distance myself from Russia....
Complicated/It’s complicated - We we are of siblings and I will always support you!! Though you abusie and basically use me as your puppet...I forgive u as I mostly agree with you politcally. Love you.
Best Buddy - BEST FRIEND! He loves me and my army. I love Huawei, but sadly
Poland and
Ukraine hate him. I will support you, Russia and Iran against those who hate you
Daddy! - Greatest daddy ever! But why would you kill my own
Dadda?!
Norwayball - My big biathlon friend! We are united by the Domracheva-Björndalen Family alliance. He has the king and I have the queen.
Idahoball - Pindosiyaball's state. Wait, did it had potatoes? Yes there is potatoes!
Iranball - The best and true friend of the Middle East. He gibs Oil and I give him Weapons. Thank you for being Friendly to me and Russia!
Irelandball - He is also my potato brother, though
EUball does not let me talk with him very much. Long Live Potato!
Kazakhbrick - Good Asian friend. Both think that Ukraine will change. ̶o̶r̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶
Latviaball - EU comrade, we are potato. Unfortunately it also hates the love of my ... I mean my friend
Russiaball and is also in
EUball and
NATOball
Lithuaniaball - Neighbor, it is OK. She claims Minsk is Lithuanian (sheesh it won't get over how it wants its fricking
"Grand Duchy" back) and it hates the love ... my friend
Russiaball. But luckily it also into hatings
Pierogi.
Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - He was one of my best friends, and I was there when everybody was mean to him and isolated him. I miss him so much (cries). Come back! Please!
Dadda!! - Dadda! I miss you so much!!! Please come back!!!! I love you! *cries a lot* (BUT my brother/boyfriend hates you... :( not me)
Sudanball - My bestie from Africa. Your are amazing and Epic. Your chill with my
My BF and we visited each other a lot. I refuse to recognize
Fake Sudan and your the best African/ Arab friend that I can ever ask for. Love from Belarus. :)
Peruball - I supply him with military equipment also it invented potatoes
Venezuelaball - I support Maduro
Myanmarball - You maybe scrutinized by
USAball,
EUball, among other but we are still allies of
Russiaball and
Chinaball. I am one of the only countries to still support you since your recent crisis.
Austriaball - Our presidents met to talk about some reforms.
Сябро-Ворагi(Друго-враги)/Нейтрален (Frenemies/Neutral)
Ukraineball - We speak pretty much same language and same cultures, but I hate the western world I love
Russiaball it is my brother and you are related to him too but you betrayed us, just remember this "Family comes first" not friends like
EUball and
Georgiaball. (I think that you can change brother). Please stop supporting Canada and Poland against Russia and China.
USAball - At least Idaho can into potato! Others are North Dakota and Wisconsin! I'm still angry at NATO! I'll give you a spot on Neutral section! and GIB POTATO PLOX. Luckily Russiaball and Serbiaball are also neutral with him. Wait, yuo also like Dadda?! Wish it was a good friend if it was not capitalist. But really, I do kinda wanna improve relations, And can you help me out of Russian support... sneakly...?
UKball - For now it is of okayings to me but you are... Also help me out of Russian support sneakly.
Ворагi/Враги (Enemies)
EUball - Me and rest of Eurasian union will kill you. Stop asking me to join! I never will! ̶O̶r̶ ̶y̶e̶s̶
Pierogi - IDI NAHUI POLISH CYKA BASTARD SHIT EATING PIEROGI ADDICTED MUDAK! YOU ARE THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! BIALYSTOK IS MINE AND NOT YOURS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THE REFUGEE CRISIS JUST MADE YOU LOOK BAD!!!!!!!! IDI NAHUI! Oy pizdec, nyet I don't want sanctions!! SONYE VOUCJE!!!!!!!!!
Canadaball - You don't like my brother/boyfriend we don't like you. HOW DARE YOU SIDE WITH YOUR FATHER AGAINST HIM! FUCK ZELENSKIY! ̶O̶r̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶
Germanyball - I haven't accepted your apology for Operation Barbarossa! Don't you ever think I will. (REMOVE EU FROM THE PREMISES)
NATOball - Remove terrorists!
Albaniaball - Kosovo isn't part of you, you islamic crap. HE'S PART OF SERBIA! KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!!!! GRAAAAAHHH! *loses its shit*
Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Better
deaddictator thanredgay!Madagascarball - I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO.. (SHOUTS Mockingly) F IT! ALSO YOU STOLE MY FLAG!
: OKAY, YOU CAN HATE ME FOR STEALING YOUR FLAG, BUT IT WAS USA'S COMPANY CALLED DREAMWORKS WHO DRAGGED ME INTO THEIR STUPID MOVIE, DON'T HATE ME FOR THAT, HATE DREAMWORKS!!
South Sudanball - FAKE SUDAN!! REMOVE!!!! YOU ARE FAKE!! RUSSIA SHOULD REMOVE YOU!! NO MERCY UPON YOU. IDK WHY Russia LIKES YOU!!
ARE YOU gonna STEAL HIM FROM ME!!IMA KILL U!!Nazi Germanyball - WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
Kosovoball - KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!
George Soros - Terrorzing
Russia? Remove Soros, go to hell!!
Romaniaball - Russian hater, how pathetic. But at least you love POTATO. ̶N̶A̶T̶O̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶.̶
Trivia
- Belarusball's current flag originates from the
old flag they used during their time in the USSR.
- Belarusball experienced hyperinflation in 2012.
- Belarusball has earnt the nickname of Europe's Last Dictatorship, coming from their current president,
Alexander Lukashenko, being the last ruling dictator in the whole of Europe.
- Belarusball worships the bison as their national animal.
- Belarusianballs really love their drinks. The average citizenball drinks 17.5 litres of alcohol annually. If you want a comparison, that would be equal to 179 bottles of wine a year or almost five shots of vodka a day.
- Belarusball's citizenballs also are in love with smoking. The average citizen smokes, according to
WHOball, 2,911 cigarettes per adult per year, making them the third biggest smoker in
Earthball, behind two countryballs far smaller than them in terms of clay, (
Andorraball and
Luxembourgball). Together, the three make a "bar two" in cigarette consumption.
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