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    Let me into Russia-icon.png Russiaball PLEASE!
     
    Belarus-icon.png Belarusball
    It's better to be a dictator than gay.
     
    Alexander Lukashenko-icon.png Alexander Lukashenko

    Belarusball or Byelorussiaball or ByeLOLrussiaball is believed to be the vodka puppet of Russiaball a countryball in Eastern Europe. Belarusball is a landlocked country bordered by Russia-icon.png Russiaball to the East, Poland-icon.png Polandball to the West, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, and Latvia-icon.png Latviaball to the North, and Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball to the South. The country is divided into 6 regions, including their capital Minsk-icon.png Minskball, which acts as a special administrative district, giving its a total area of 80,153 square miles, making it the 84th largest country in the world. As of 2018, Belarusball maintains a population of around 9.477 million inhabitants.

    Due to their very closed (potato addicted?) personality, Belarus has not joined many international organizations. Belarusball does however maintain membership in organizations that are Russian friendly, such as CSTO-icon.png CSTOball, Eurasian Union-icon.png Eurasian Unionball, and the Union Stateball, as well as the UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other country in the world.

    Belarusball is often seen as a very strange and antisocial countryball. While they do get along with their neighbors, Belarusball tends to mostly hang out with their brother Russia-icon.png Russiaball, even Belarusball's name literally means "White Russia". However, Belarusball is beginning to open up and actually talk and have diplomatic relations with the other countries, cause while their relationship with their brother is good, it's not exactly perfect as Russiaball often acts like Belarusball is his puppet state, forcing them to do things extreme such as recognizing Abkhazia-icon.png Abkhaziaball and South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball.

    Belarusball's national day is July 27th and her astrological sign is Leo.

    History

    Belarusball was born as an Indo-European 2-icon.png 2ball. There were Germania-icon.png East Germanicballs living in their clay but the great migration period had forced them out of the area and Huns came to live there. However, the Huns abandoned the area and Slavs-icon.png Slavballs came to live there. Later, some eastern Slavballs came together to form Kievan Rus-icon.png Kievan Rusball. She was part of Kievan Rus-icon.png Kievan Rusball along with what is now Russia-icon.png Russiaball, Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball, Poland-icon.png Polandball, and parts of Moldova-icon.png Moldovaball's clay. Mongol Empire-icon.png Some nomads on horses had successfully been conquering large portions of Asia. Now the same people were threatening Europe. They expanded far into Europe and reached modern-day-Belarus-icon.png Belarusball. Kievan Rus-icon.png Kievan Rusball became part of the bigger Golden Horde-icon.png Golden Hordeball. Unfortunately, the huge empire the Mongorians built fragmented in a short amount of time. Belarusball had been originally part of mostly the Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball.

    Soon, they gained independence from the Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball and became an independent state. A lot of this part of Belarusian history is similar to polish history. In 1569, the Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball chose to unite. They became the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. They went to war with many different countries such as the Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball, Russia-icon.png Russian Empireball (they held their capital for a few weeks), and Sweden-icon.png Swedish Empireball. The Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball saw it's decline in the Northern Wars involving the Sweden-icon.png Swedish Empireball against the Russia-icon.png Russian Empireball. He was partitioned later and was split between Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball, the Russia-icon.png Russian Empireball, and the Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball. The Belarusian part went to Russia-icon.png and for a long time, it was part of him. In 1812, Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleon tried attacking Russia and took modern-day Belarus-icon.png for a while. However, the Russia-icon.png Russian winter came to save the day and the France-icon.png Baguettes were thus pushed away from Russian clay.

    About a century later, a Serbball removed Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungaryball, therefore triggering the First World War. During this war, the Russia-icon.png Russian Empireball and the German Empire-icon.png Sauerkraut Empire fought each other and German Empire-icon.png Sauerkraut was advancing. He managed to capture some Belarusian land. Unfortunately, he fucked up and got USA-icon.png 'Merica involved and it got his ass kicked. Part of Belarusian clay stayed with Russiaball (which would become the Soviet-icon.png Great Soviet Vodka soon) and part of it went to the new Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball. However, their Western neighbour Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball was super pissed about how they had to pay a huge amount of money for the first world war and that they lost it. They soon were given hope when a bad, bad man named Hitler rose to power and the countryball became Nazi-icon.png Nazi Sauerkraut. He invaded Poland-icon.png Polandball along with the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Vodka and the latter took the rest of what is now Belarusian clay. Byelorussian SSR-icon.png Belarusball stayed as a Soviet for a while and became independent in 1991 when Soviet Vodka destroyed itself. Since then, Belarus-icon (old).png Belarusball lived happily with Russiaball. Belarus-icon (old).png It changed their Belarus-icon.png flag in 1995 when Lukashenko came to town. (And also since 2020 he's been responding to the COVID in a weird way, IDK why).

    In 2020, following the election which led to Lukashenko's sixth term, the largest protests in Belarusball history began, with protesters claiming Lukashenko's victory was falsified. Police arrested protesters and opposition leaders, which lead to more protests. EU-icon.png EUball, USA-icon.png USAball, Canada-icon.png Canadaball, and Japan-icon.png Japanball have not recognized the results of the election. On the 23rd of May 2021, Belarusian authorities forced Ryanair Flight 4978 (A flight from Greece-icon.png Greeceball to Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball) to land in Minsk so they could arrest an opposition journalist. These events caused EU-icon.png EUball and others to put sanctions and airspace restrictions on Belarusball. In revenge for these sanctions, Belarusball began luring migrants from Syria-icon.png Syriaball, Iraq-icon.pngIraqball, and others, and then began pushing them to swarm the borders of Poland-icon.png Polandball, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, and Latvia-icon.png Latviaball. EU-icon.png EUball began pushing for further sanctions in response to this, and NATO-icon.png NATOball condemned Belarusball's actions. Russia-icon.png Russiaball made a statement supporting Belarusball and sent 2 nuclear-capable bombers in Belarusian airspace. Russia-icon.png Russiaball used this crisis as a distraction and began moving troops to the border with Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball, starting a new crisis right as the old one ended... bruh.

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    French Raspberry 200, 49, 62 C13-M91-Y75-K3 #C8313E
    Green Salad 74, 166, 87 C68-M10-Y82-K3 #4AA657

    Rushnyk Pattern Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    French Raspberry 200, 49, 62 C13-M91-Y75-K3 #C8313E
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Връзки/Vrŭzki'  (Relationships)'

    Сябры/Друзья (Friends)

    • Serbia-icon.png #1BestSlav - My Goodness. He is the best person I have ever met. He is nice, has beautiful and handsome men and sisters. He is the only one I truly adore and it understands me! TAKE THAT ROSSIYA it and its sister is not a dick! Anyone who attacks Serbia also attacks Rossiya and BELARUS!!! SERBIA STRONGER!
    • Eurasian Union-icon.png Anti-West Union - I am member. Lets of kill EU-icon.png EUball and NATO-icon.png NATOball together.  But I want to distance myself from Russia....
    • Russia-icon.png Complicated/It’s complicated - We we are of siblings and I will always support you!! Though you abusie and basically use me as your puppet...I forgive u as I mostly agree with you politcally. Love you.
    • China-icon.png Best Buddy - BEST FRIEND! He loves me and my army. I love Huawei, but sadly Poland-icon.png Poland and Ukraine-icon.png Ukraine hate him. I will support you, Russia and Iran against those who hate you
    • Soviet-icon.png Daddy! - Greatest daddy ever! But why would you kill my own Russian-Empire-icon.png Dadda?! 
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - My big biathlon friend! We are united by the Domracheva-Björndalen Family alliance. He has the king and I have the queen.
    • Idaho-icon.png Idahoball - Pindosiyaball's state. Wait, did it had potatoes? Yes there is potatoes! 
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - The best and true friend of the Middle East. He gibs Oil and I give him Weapons. Thank you for being Friendly to me and Russia!
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - He is also my potato brother, though EU-icon.png EUball does not let me talk with him very much. Long Live Potato!
    • Kazakhstan-icon.png Kazakhbrick - Good Asian friend. Both think that Ukraine will change. ̶o̶r̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶
    • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - EU comrade, we are potato. Unfortunately it also hates the love of my ... I mean my friend Russia-icon.png Russiaball and is also in EU-icon.png EUball and NATO-icon.png NATOball
    • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Neighbor, it is OK. She claims Minsk is Lithuanian (sheesh it won't get over how it wants its fricking Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png "Grand Duchy" back) and it hates the love ... my friend Russia-icon.png Russiaball. But luckily it also into hatings Poland-icon.png Pierogi.
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - He was one of my best friends, and I was there when everybody was mean to him and isolated him. I miss him so much (cries). Come back! Please!
    • Russian-Empire-icon.png Dadda!! - Dadda!  I miss you so much!!! Please come back!!!! I love you! *cries a lot* (BUT my brother/boyfriend hates you... :( not me)
    • Sudan-icon.png Sudanball - My bestie from Africa. Your are amazing and Epic. Your chill with my Russia-icon.png My BF and we visited each other a lot. I refuse to recognize South Sudan-icon.png Fake Sudan and your the best African/ Arab friend that I can ever ask for. Love from Belarus. :)
    • Peru-icon.png Peruball - I supply him with military equipment also it invented potatoes
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - I support Maduro 
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - You maybe scrutinized by USA-icon.png USAball, EU-icon.png EUball, among other but we are still allies of Russia-icon.png Russiaball and China-icon.png Chinaball. I am one of the only countries to still support you since your recent crisis.
    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Our presidents met to talk about some reforms.

    Сябро-Ворагi(Друго-враги)/Нейтрален (Frenemies/Neutral)

    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - We speak pretty much same language and same cultures, but I hate the western world I love Russia-icon.png Russiaball it is my brother and you are related to him too but you betrayed us, just remember this "Family comes first" not friends like EU-icon.png EUball and Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball. (I think that you can change brother). Please stop supporting Canada and Poland against Russia and China.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - At least Idaho can into potato! Others are North Dakota and Wisconsin! I'm still angry at NATO! I'll give you a spot on Neutral section! and GIB POTATO PLOX. Luckily Russiaball and Serbiaball are also neutral with him. Wait, yuo also like Dadda?! Wish it was a good friend if it was not capitalist. But really, I do kinda wanna improve relations, And can you help me out of Russian support... sneakly...?
    • UK-icon.png UKball - For now it is of okayings to me but you are... Also help me out of Russian support sneakly.

    Ворагi/Враги (Enemies)

    • EU-icon.png EUball - Me and rest of Eurasian union will kill you. Stop asking me to join! I never will!  ̶O̶r̶ ̶y̶e̶s̶
    • Poland-icon.png Pierogi - IDI NAHUI POLISH CYKA BASTARD SHIT EATING PIEROGI ADDICTED MUDAK! YOU ARE THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! BIALYSTOK IS MINE AND NOT YOURS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THE REFUGEE CRISIS JUST MADE YOU LOOK BAD!!!!!!!! IDI NAHUI! Oy pizdec, nyet I don't want sanctions!! SONYE VOUCJE!!!!!!!!!
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - You don't like my brother/boyfriend we don't like you. HOW DARE YOU SIDE WITH YOUR FATHER AGAINST HIM! FUCK ZELENSKIY!  ̶O̶r̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - I haven't accepted your apology for Operation Barbarossa! Don't you ever think I will. (REMOVE EU FROM THE PREMISES)
    • NATO-icon.png NATOball -  Remove terrorists! 
    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - Kosovo isn't part of you, you islamic crap. HE'S PART OF SERBIA! KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!!!! GRAAAAAHHH! *loses its shit*
    • LGBT-icon.png Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Better dead dictator than red gay!
    • Madagascar-icon.png Madagascarball - I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO.. (SHOUTS Mockingly) F IT! ALSO YOU STOLE MY FLAG!
      • Madagascar-icon.png: OKAY, YOU CAN HATE ME FOR STEALING YOUR FLAG, BUT IT WAS USA'S COMPANY CALLED DREAMWORKS WHO DRAGGED ME INTO THEIR STUPID MOVIE, DON'T HATE ME FOR THAT, HATE DREAMWORKS!!
    • South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball - FAKE SUDAN!! REMOVE!!!! YOU ARE FAKE!! RUSSIA SHOULD REMOVE YOU!! NO MERCY UPON YOU. IDK WHY Russia LIKES YOU!! ARE YOU gonna STEAL HIM FROM ME!! IMA KILL U!!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!
    • George Soros-icon.png George Soros - Terrorzing Russia-icon.png Russia? Remove Soros, go to hell!!
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Russian hater, how pathetic. But at least you love POTATO.  ̶N̶A̶T̶O̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶.̶

    Trivia

    • Belarusball's current flag originates from the Byelorussian SSR-icon.png old flag they used during their time in the USSR.
    • Belarusball experienced hyperinflation in 2012.
    • Belarusball has earnt the nickname of Europe's Last Dictatorship, coming from their current president, Alexander Lukashenko-icon.png Alexander Lukashenko, being the last ruling dictator in the whole of Europe.
    • Belarusball worships the bison as their national animal.
    • Belarusianballs really love their drinks. The average citizenball drinks 17.5 litres of alcohol annually. If you want a comparison, that would be equal to 179 bottles of wine a year or almost five shots of vodka a day.
    • Belarusball's citizenballs also are in love with smoking. The average citizen smokes, according to WHO-icon.png WHOball, 2,911 cigarettes per adult per year, making them the third biggest smoker in Earth-icon.png Earthball, behind two countryballs far smaller than them in terms of clay, (Andorra-icon.png Andorraball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball). Together, the three make a "bar two" in cigarette consumption.
    • Although they are a pretty small landlocked countryball – smaller than Kansas-icon.png Kansasball –, Belarusball has an impressive number of over 20,000 rivers and 11,000 lakes in their clay. These lakes and rivers were all formed many years ago due to the melting of an important glacier in their territory.
    • Belarus is pretty much flat all across their clay. Their highest point is only 346 meters long, and it’s a hill called Mount Dzyarzhynskaya. Geographers may tell you Belarusball has flat clay due to the large amount of glacial scouring on the land.
      • However, tourists are often surprised to find mountain-like elevations on clay that is technically supposed to be flat. This is made by mining industries creating things called "spoil tips" (huge piles that are created by the accumulation of waste material that is removed during the mining process). Visiting or climbing them is strictly prohibited.
    • Despite Belarusian being the main official language of the Belarusball's clay, the citizenballs living there barely speak it. In fact, Russian is the more popular language. Schools typically use the Russian language, only teaching Belarusian as it's own separate subject, and all official documents in Belarusian clay are written in Russian.
      • However, the locals will tell you a different story. If you ask them the language they speak, especially closer to their Poland-icon.png Polish, Ukraine-icon.png Ukrainian and Lithuania-icon.png Lithuanian borders, they'll say they speak a language called Union State-icon.png "Trasyanka", a fusion between Russian and Belarusian, among other language fusions.
    • Two of Israel-icon.png Israelcube's presidents, Shaim Weizmann and Shimon Peres, were born in Belarusball's clay.
    • In Belarusball's clay, every second child, instead of wanting to become an astronaut, wants to become a programmer. Here, it is a very prestigious profession, and the salaries of programmers are higher than in all neighboring countries, while the average salary one of the lowest in Europe.
      • Additionally, Belarusball is the “Silicon Valley” of Eastern Europe. About 10 years ago, the High Tech Park was created here, where about 170 companies, and their 27000 IT specialists work now.
      • Also, among the IT companies, it is worth to mention EPAM, which is registered on the New York Stock Exchange with an annual turnover of more than $1 million. Wargaming company, which created the popular game World of Tanks, now has 6,000 employees and 120 million users worldwide. Application Viber is now the third most popular messenger after Facebook Messenger, and WhatsApp, and was bought by the Japanese e-commerce giant Rakuten for 900 thousand dollars.
    • Masquerade app which puts animated masks on your face, was also created in Belarus. Having 10 million downloads it was bought by Facebook in 2016.

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