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    Rahmat bahagia,

    Tuhan kurniakan, Raja kita, Selamat bertakhta!

    — Negaraku

    Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!
    — Tunku Abdul Rahman
    Selamat Pagi! Malaysia Boleh!
    — Any Malaysian ever
    Say what you want!?!
    F*** you!
    — Bung Moktar
    I blew up Malaysia
    Canada-icon.png Mr. Black, Nova Scotia-icon.png Johnny Test

    I blew up Malaysia-icon.png United States of Malingsiaaysialball is a kebab version of USA-icon.png USAball, that steal flags and get cofused by Russia-icon.png Russiaball aka Nicaragua-icon.png Nicaragua 2.0 countryball located in Southeast Asia. It cannot into safe airlines is bordered by Thailand-icon.png Thailandball and Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball to the north, and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore and Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball to the south. The country is divided into 13 states and 3 federal territories, which are Putrajaya-icon.png Putrajayaball, Labuan-icon.png Labuanball, and its capital Kuala Lumpur-icon.png Kuala Lumpurball, giving it a total area of 127,613 square miles (330,803 Square Kilometers), making it the 66th largest country in the world. As end of 2020, it maintains a population of about 33.10 million inhabitants of various religions.

    Being geographically in Southeast Asia, as well as being a former Islamic British colony, gives Malaysia the ability to join ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball, the English-icon.png Commonwealth, and the OIC-icon.png OIC. Malaysia is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN-icon.png UN member like every other country.

    Malaysiaball (except for Sabah-icon.png Sabahball) as well as Singapore-icon.png Tringapore and Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball is of safe from most natural tragedies. (Thanks to Indonesia-icon.pngThailand-icon.pngPhilippines-icon.png those dudes)The word 'most' is used, because this year (2021) it sadly could into its worst flooding in half a century.

    Its national day (Hari Kebangsaan) is on August 31st and founding day (Hari Malaysia) on September 16th.

    Malaysiaball is an expert about the land it lives in and everything in it, from poetry, music, house-making, forest navigation, smithing... you get it. Probably the most famous example of Malay blacksmithing is the legendary Keris (or Kris), a short melee weapon with a curved blade that's really tough for almost all purposes (including fashion, Malaysiaball can be spotted wearing one during cultural festivities, paired with its favourite hat headgear known as tengkolok or tanjak).

    It also uses its own martial art (actually shared with Indonesiaball, the same thing with the aforementioned Keris), which is - wait for it - silat. Contrary to popular myth that said hat Malay weaponry is so backwards, it actually had already begun using rifles as early as the 16th century, even perfecting it to an extent never before achieved by European-made rifles. Another popular myth is that Malaysiaball is lazy, which is totally wrong. In fact, poor Malaysiaball overworks, rivalling, sometimes even beating Germany-icon.png Germanyball in terms of work consistency.

    The strength for Malaysiaball is its ethnically & religous diverse population. Malaysiaball has three main ethnic groups, Malaysia-icon.png Malayballs, China-icon.png Chineseballs and India-icon.png Indianballs. Malaysiaball also have indigenous population called Orang Asli. Sabah-icon.png Sabahball and Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball have even more indigenous ethnic groups while their major ethnic groups are Kadazan-Dusun and Iban respectively. However, since 13 May incident of 1969, Malaysiaball sadly can into interracial conflicts in its clay.

    Islam-icon.png Islam (Kebab) is its religion but other religions such as Buddhism, Hinduism, Christianity and Sikhism are freely practiced in its clay, apparently a good role-model in religious freedom. All Malayballs however, should be Kebabs and it is illegal for them to convert to other religions. This doesn't apply to any other ethnicity.

    What people didn't know though, is that Malayballs were always defined by religion. For the last couple of centuries, that religion was Islam. In fact, so ingrained it was in Malay culture that it's considered as part of Malay identity, and converting to other religion will strip Malaysiaball of its identity.

    It is the World Laziest Nations in ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Ye wanna learn how I was created? Good. Get your nasi lemak ready and wear that time-traveling tengkolok to get back into the Middle Ages.

    In 1400s, in the state of Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball, became an Malacca Sultanate-icon.png empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Singapura-icon.png Kingdom of Tringapura and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball. In 1511, PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball ruled PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Malaccaball and destroyed its empire. The fall of PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Portuguese Malaccaball led to the birth of Johor-icon.png Johorball and Perak-icon.png Perakball. Later the Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch Empireball and Johor-icon.png Johorball helped to remove PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Portugalball of Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch Empireball gave Dutch Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball to British Empire-icon.png British Empireball in 1825.

    Meanwhile in the Borneo Islands, Bruneian Empire-icon.png Bruneian Empireball gave Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png North Borneoball to Sultanate of Sulu-icon.png Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to British Empire-icon.png UKball, while Kingdom of Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empire-icon.png Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Crown Colony of Labuan-icon.png Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.

    Since 1771, British Empire-icon.png UKball started to colonize every state in Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penang-icon.png Penangball (then part of Kedah-icon.png Kedahball) until the fall of Pahang-icon.png Pahangball in 1863. Then of British Empire-icon.png UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Malayan Union-icon.png Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, British Empire-icon.png UKball built Straits Settlements-icon.png Straits Settlementball by putting Penang-icon.png Penangball, Dutch Malacca-icon.png Dutch Malaccaball, British Singapore-icon.png British Tringapore and Crown Colony of Labuan-icon.png Labuanball.

    Later in 1942, of Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. British Empire-icon.png UKball returned to Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Union-icon.png Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Union-icon.png Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Malaysia-icon.png Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.

    Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Malaysia-icon.png Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was canceled after the Anschluss of Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanball. Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball was handed to UK-icon.png UKball and became of Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon.png crown colony instead. While Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png North Borneoball also became a Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png crown colony of UK-icon.png British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.

    In 1960s, independent Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball, Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png North Borneoball and British Singapore-icon.png British Tringapore to become Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball. Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball, Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png North Borneoball and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball and Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.

    With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from British Empire-icon.png UKball, Canada-icon.png Canadaball, Australia-icon.png Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon.png Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove it. Later, it founded the ASEAN-icon.png ASEANcoin along with its neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.

    Singapore-icon.png Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and on 9 August 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.

    In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese were growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UK-icon.png UKball where it implemented a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, economic apartheid. The Chinese were far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, it decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).

    In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and interracial conflicts in the economy had finally eased and ensured every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.

    On February 13, 2017, two women from Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball and other from Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and four spies but two people arrested are from Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball and North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball killed the half-brother of North Korea-icon.png North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Nam with little support by the North Korean Supreme Leader. Malaysia was happy, but also become wary because of this.

    On 9 May 2018, the main opposition coalition called Pakatan Harapan ("Alliance of Hope") in the Malaysian Parliament won a total of 121 seats in the new Parliament, enough to form a government. This marked a historic defeat for the ruling Baziran Nasional coalition (which its name was tarnished by corruption scandals and misallocation of government funds), which had been the governing party of Malaysia and its predecessor state, Malayaball, since the country's independence in 1957. However on 25 February 2020, Pakatan Harapan government collapsed upon Mahathir's resignation and failed Sheraton Move coup and replaced by the Perikatan Nasional.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Navy Blue 1, 0, 102 C100-M94-Y24-K20 #010066
    Tangerine Yellow 255, 204, 0 C0-M25-Y94-K0 #FFCC00
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Boston University Red 204, 0,1 C12-M91-Y100-K2 #CC0001

    Hubungan( هوبوڠن ) / Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Kawan-kawan( كاون-كاون ) /Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - My relative and also a "friendly" rival. We share excellent relations forever. We had our good ol' days.. BUT HELP ME PLEASE OR ELSE I'LL GO DOWNFALL!! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE HSR PROJECT??? IN RETURN I'LL GIVE YOU WATER SUPPLIES! IT MADE NASI LEMAK BURGER!!! But hey, stop being friends with Isnotreal and recognize Palestine lah.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - My sibling (through UK). Thanks for introducing Milo to us in 1950 mate. It's so popular that it became a part of our Malaysian culture. We have a good relations overall and having economic and military alliance.
    • Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball - Another of my siblings who speaks weird Malay. Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it? Malaysia-icon (tangle).png One day your capital will be Kuala Lumpur. Malaysia-icon (tangle).png Thanks for not wanting Limbang anymore. Wow, you so clean lah... Also very sneak ah you, go and take the longest bridge in Southeast Asia from Penang? Ok lah, will build a longer one now to outrank you :)
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - THANKS FOR CLEANING UP the un-recyclable plastics. Also a fellow Commonwealth friend! (Did you know that Mount Kinabalu's summit snows once in a year? Let's go ski but unfortunately we can't wkwk)! ALSO, CONTROL YUOR ISLAMOPHOBIA PLOX , I'm getting sick of Muslims not being treated as proper human beings. RIP, syuhadas of London, Ontario.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Sorry about Mahathir for backing Pakistan-icon.png kebab on Kashmir, he resigned. I wanted to have good relationships and restart our trade again. I hope you don't mind me keeping my friendship with Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball too. Historically, we're friends. In the first millenia my people are mostly Hindus and Buddhists thanks to it.
    • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - Umm... sibling Kiwi... please don't cry! Christchurch was not your fault... Don't cry, you're gonna made me cry as well... But congratulations for removing COVID-19 in yuor clay! Sorry for mistook your national bird as a shoe polisher thanks.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - My sibling, and friendly rival, we had a very complicated admirable relationship. My people love to visit its clay and vice versa, its people love to visit my Penang-icon.png doctor child (Medan and Penang are one strait away). But stop claiming my culture as your own! It's not just yours, it's ours, aren't we related? We must do everything to protect Nusantaran heritage! But, no matter how much we've provoked or hated each other, we will always be siblings were both hate EU-icon.png Merkelreich for banning our goods (Sometimes) but your parent and you as a familiy in that union sometimes.
    • Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball - (Meme country) Thank yuo for helping my people staying at home!! HEY WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!? KEEP UP THE MEME ALIVE!!! Also, I made a Malayicized version of Astronomia (coffin dance theme song). I hope you like it, hehe.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Adoptive Parent, thanks for letting me into independence. But how dare you disqualify my chef because of crispy rendang!! How dare you insult mah mighty Malaysian rendang, what you even mean by krispy rendang ah? It's like we said we should deep fry tea bag or fish served with tikka masala, Yuo also just insulted my nasi lemak again, why?? Oh nvm, we're mostly good. Maybe Gordon Ramsay will call you an Idiot Sanswich Sandwich. (it should need to learn how to cook rice, also, Chef Wan is by any means as skilled as Ramsay.) RIP Sean Connery at least yuo leave the EU-icon.png Shitty Union for banning my palm oil. Pro-gamer move (?) right there.
    • Mauritania-icon.png Mauritaniaball - Smilley North African Country yuo are friend with My child
    • USA-icon.png USAball - We are of buddies! We train side-by-side in RIMPAC and CARAT. But your Liberia-icon.png 8-ball son hates me in neutrality because of my flag which is because we are DEMOCRATIC NATIONS. I hope your new president Biden will remove sanctions and buy my palm oil. Sometimes it helps me to find my lost plane. You're my side character of my comic book Covid Ball Z.
    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball - It rebels against China-icon.png Chinaball but I simply don't care, we're both rich. His people can into self-identity and yuo no need to interfere with their FREEDOM. Accept foreigners lah! Anyway I told that bitch to resign, unfortunately it didn't. If you want to move out of your clay, I will let your people move into my clay and join the glorious Melayu community, you're welcome anyways.
    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - Great Potatoes. Also I will support you against that filthy Serbia-icon.png Rakija. Not many of my people know about you (Or your language) but that's okay. At least traveling into your clay is cheap. Yuo had great culture and great music, let's collab together! Also, thanks for the Dua Lipa (ahem Shqip, if you don't know, Dua, as in Dua Lipa, means 2 in Malay.)
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - The original Serb remover.
    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Where are your Kangaroos... Oh forgot, you're not Australia-icon.png Australiaball. At least I'm still your friend.
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Sibling of Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball, we're cool lah. We're both members of G77. My oil company PETRONAS is operating in your clay. Congrats to your peace deal and victory in Nagorno-Karabakh. Unlike this Iran-icon (hat).png "extremist" Shia, it is mostly secular and doesn't care much about 'halal'. Maybe I should represent ASEAN-icon.png ASEANcoin to be an economic partner.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend since the glorious Ming-icon.png Ming Dynasty. It gives us weapons and aid against COVID-19 and taught us how to contain the virus very well. Since Malaysia-icon.png Tun Mahathir and Xi Jinping-icon.png Xi Jinping became friends. But can you stop killing Xinjiang-icon (hat).png Blue kebab please? They had the right to live and an amazing history yetbeautiful land. Even though I don't condemn you, It does not mean your free to kill innocent people. (You should use them as a focal point to attract tourists to go to Xinjiang instead, which will improve yuor economy even more.) YOU ARE VITAL to my demographics, cuisine and ECONOMY. One Tip for you... RESPECT EVERY COUNTRIES SEA AND AIRSPACE!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - Thanks for the warships, weapons, cars (Peugeot who?), tourists and luxury stuff. I liked your Croissants and Macarons (But not Macron) We had a French village in my clay (But Paris is overrated as *uck). It used to have some sort of rivalry with UK-icon.png my parent.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Besides my arms supplier (HK416 is best raifu!!), I welcomed its tourists to my clay. (Never say that yuor culture is superior than us, you overrated Euro boi.) I'm the only countryball in the world that uses the XM-8 rifle. Also Mercedes Benz AMG is partnered with PETRONAS in motorsports. We're F1 dominators! Thanks to you, Petronas is very well-known. (Give credit where credit is due, Deutschland.) We can into Work. Also gib quality cars (but ho-ho expensive) but EU-icon.png yuor anak pungut boycott my palm oil and my kakak's nickle.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Indonesia-icon.png My sibling hates yuo for 6-0 in 1938. How can I learn your language? But thanks for appreciating my cuisine and sharing Langos (European Cakoi)!! Magyar girls are pretty lah and alternative to Thai one. Also, Vienna is overrated af, let's have a horse ride in Budapest! (Or any Magyar city for that matter.)
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I allowed its waifu to enter my clay and having the same birthday, 31 August. It also met Dr Tun Mahathir and our stronk ally. But a few of us (especially the older generation) don't like you because of your Japanese-Empire.gif evil counterpart bombed Penang-icon.png Penangball & Singapore-icon.png Tringapore back in WW2 days.
    • Jordan-icon.png Jordanball - A good Arab friend who protects Palestine-icon (subdivision).png Palestineball and it is mostly against Israel-icon.png Israelcube. We have good relationships overall. I'm sorry for calling you a shoe.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I Recognize yuo into freedom from that Serbia-icon.png kebab removing rakija. Pristina is such a nice city, I wish that you could open tourism to Malaysians.
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball and American Samoa-icon.png American Samoaball - Laziest Nations Friends.
    • NATO-icon.png NATOball - Good friends of mine, thanks for removing Srpska Republic-icon.png Republika Srpska & Chetniks-icon.png Bosnian killers with Indonesia-icon.png my Sibling, I helped its club a bit during that crisis. Call me when yuo want, I'll help ya.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I feel bad for you, you should have been independent. That Israel-icon.png Idiot Koyak is being mean to you. Defend Al-Aqsa! BUT STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH Iran-icon.png THIS TERRORIST! I saw you improving relations with USA-icon.png my bro though, so that’s good.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary! KURWA (Bukit Bintang) SIBLINGS!! It gib me MBT PT-91 Pendekar tank as my MBT, which I upgraded a bit but my neighbour Singapore-icon.png Tringapore has much more Leopard 2SG than me. Sorry, I always mistook you as Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - My good friend and trading partner. My Indonesia-icon.png brother is a member of your MIKTA. Most of our youths like your K-pops, which is cool and also uncool at the same time, in the sense that it made our youth lost interest on my traditional Malay music. I have issues with your North Korea-icon.png crazy sibling and it wanted to cut ties with me recently, so this makes us true allies. Putrajaya-icon.png Putrajayaball is twinned with Sejong-icon.png Sejongball.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - It Gave us Volvo, IKEA and meatballs with jam. Also gave me its Bofors guns and speedboats for my navy called CB90. My people love your culture, from Vikings, Minecraft, to Greta Thunberg... (Overrated af country)
    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - It's my neighbour and a good friend despite being a majority Buddhist country, we get along pretty well. It's real nice ball, my true friend. Its girls are quite pretty and good leh (Eww, shemales). (My girls are pretty too) Also, Pattani-icon.png Pattaniball is yours (for now, before my inner Malay wakes up again), even though they are mostly Malays. But it keeps wanted to join me tho. (but still, one day, all the traditional Malay lands from Narathiwat to Phetchaburi will be mine, am I sounding a bit medieval here?).
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Thanks for giving us Milo and Maggi goreng, saya suka Maggi Goreng, glory to Maggi Goreng!! (that's how it secretly invades the world, because beneath that innocent body, there may lie a rebellious heart.) It has its embassy and companies in my clay. Teach me how to stay neutral and have good politics + economy plox. Overrated af country, but overall, pretty good.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Thank yuo so much for making novel series set in my clay. Sandokaaaaaaaan! Sandokaaaaaaaan!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - PARENT OF AUSTRONESIANS!! HURRAY! No, I'm not mad that you legalised LGBT or something, you gib Bubble tea and yuor president's birthday has the same date as my national day, nice! Why yuo mad at me that I like China-icon.png Chinaball tho? I thought yuor president wants to normalize relations with me at 2021.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - A Great clay for tourism, but we should be fine. We have love-hate relationships. It is another one of my siblings (Austronesian family). Hey, Sabah-icon.png Sabahball is mine, they volunteered to join? Oh, I can see that Marawi is attacked by ISIS militants. We'll keep watching... wait, you handled them? I am of impressed. Pleases improve yourself and Don't use the excuse that Sabah-icon.png Sabahball is "yours" so you can dump migrants onto my clay. Also, I heard that one of your people are fans of some animated film from Chileball, well, mine has one too!!
    • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Good friend, I hope you can get better relations with USA-icon.png USAball. Cuba = try
    • Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball - Best North African country. I have a lot of companies in Sfaxball and we both send students to each other. Despite it is supporting countries that I don't necessarily like, we still can be kawan-kawan.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Another kebab sibling, defend kebab! Also thank you for helping me build my Deftech armored vehicles. I manage your Sabiha Gökçen Airport in Istanbul and my people liked to travel to Istanbul and enjoy your Kebabs. My former Health minister, Dzulkefly Ahmad is referred as "Erdogan" of Malaysia and he was the first to greet Erdogan when he arrived to my clay. Thanks for the delicious Kebab (dish).
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - We fight side-by side with USA-icon.png America in Battle of Mogadish during 1993. I sold my Proton cars to you. I know you had problems with me for being friends with India-icon.png Indiaball again and no longer interfering with Kashmir but both of yuo can be my friends. (Y no one talks about Kashmir's beauty? I'm baffled. The Kashmiri landscape was so majestic, it makes the overrated af Alps look like a cheap film set.)
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Priviet moy tovarishch! Thanks for letting me into space. Although, I recognize Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball as Ukraine-icon.png Ukrainian clay, We can be friends and it sent my first Malaysian into space in 2007. But, why did you back this Donetsk-Republic-icon.png evil war criminal who shot my plane down?
    • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - It can into mass diversity like me, and it gib Nandos and fruits! It also have Malays in its clay. Also, we removed your apartheid Union of South Africa-icon.png parent in 1994. Nelson Mandela rocks!
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - 10-0 NEVER FORGET!! It can Into Skyscrapers like me, Your airline Emirates are of BEST! It hired my pilots because not many people want to travel with my Malaysia Airlines. But why you started being friends with that Israel-icon.png Israel? Nvm, my sultan likes it so I don't really care much meh why yuo buy so many supercars but never actually drive them fast?
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - It can into mass diveristy but it is my Latin American version me but stop hating my UK-icon.png Bapa.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Don't worry buddy, I recognize Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball as yours instead of Russia-icon.png Russiaball. Sadly, most of my dumb, easily manipulated younger generation doesn't know that you are different than Rossiya, heck, many of them doesn't even know you exist. One of Perlis-icon.png my children hates you for stealing its flag. Khay zyve vil'na Ukraina! (Хай живе вільна Україна!) (Also since its basically a reverted version of my child, might as well anschluss it) Why do you like Israel-icon.png this kosher?
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football (not always)! Its children likes my show Upin Ipin and BoBoiBoy. Many of you people are in my clay, and probably vice versa. We had a love-hate relationship since the beginning of time. Also, Tun Mahathir visited your clay in 2019, so I think we're good now. Hooray!
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - South American version of me.
    • BRICS-icon.png BRICSbricks - All of my best friends there. South Africa-icon.png South Africa is kinda similar to me and btw, thanks to Russia-icon.png Russia for letting me into space but hey, stop bullying NATO-icon.png NATOball! It did nothing to you!!

    Berkecuali( بركچوالي ) / Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • EU-icon.png EUball - Of having many friends in EU, It could be my 3rd largest trade partner after China-icon.png Chinaball and ASEAN-icon.png ASEANCoin. It is similar to ASEAN-icon.png ASEANcoin and uses a single currency. But Pls remove palm oil ban!! Also my parent left in Yuor union because politics.
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I really don't know it but it's not my Enemy-stan and I still liked you anyways. And thanks for giving me a hotel and a street to Penang-icon.png Penangball that still likes you. It went to Yerevan for WCIT 2019. Because I'm still okay with you, why not make a village in my clay as that frogleg lover did? You used to have one here. I love yuor culture actually, can't wait to visit Khor Virap and eating khorovats with you. (Should I make a mosque on top of a hill?)
    • Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball - I was one of the countries who recognized its independence. Most of your foreign workers were Bengali who can speak Malay. Also I'm one of the largest investors in my clay and gave its Protons. But stop turning my clay into BENGALASIA!! ALSO, DON'T PHANTOM VOTE ON MY ELECTIONS, IT'S ONLY FOR LOCALS!! Of course you once voted for stupid Barisan bcos they paid you but stop it... also, why am I so blind to see that yuo have a great culture, and had an incredible wildlife?
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - A good friend whom I have trade relations despite USA-icon.png USA's sanctions. I had a historical relationship with it and some of my rulers were of partial or full Persian descent. My language also borrowed some words from yours. But Stop promoting Shia Islam to me and Indonesia-icon.png my sib's clay! Do it to Thailand-icon.png Thailandball instead. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!! YOU FUCKING LAUNCHED ROCKETS AT BASE IN IRAQ FOR WHAT??!! FUCKING STOP ALREADY!!!!! AND STOP CALLING MY USA-icon.png BUDDY A SATAN FOR FUCKING HELL SAKE!!!! Wait a minute, you killed a woman for not wearing her hijab correctly?!?! OKAY, THAT DOES IT!!! NO MORE!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH NOW!!!! (see enemies list)
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - We don't have much problems to deal with as we had trade relations, also an Arabball, But AL-JAZEERA, STOP MAKING THOSE FAKE NEWS ABOUT ME! Thank yuo for being locked up in Lockdown documentary, we don't like your media mostly. Honestly, I don't want to put you on my enemies list. Apologize now, Malaysia-icon (tangle).png or else..... Malaysia-icon (tangle).png
    • Macau-icon.png Macauball - Macau Adidas Hijau, just like your flag. (Do you get the joke?) But stop scamming my people!! ALSO FIND BACK JHO LOW!!! Other than that, I appreciate your culture, we both for some time, were under Portugis rule.
    • Liberia-icon.png Liberiaball - I thought it was a flag stealer, But it is USAball's child which makes me its relative so let's be neutral btw.
    • Malawi-icon.png Malawiball - Nearly an African name stealer, but we both like tea, so let's be neutral.
    • Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball - I don't know it that much but its "birthday" is also at 31 August. And it's slightly similar to India-icon.png India. Does Tobago mean Tobacco?
    • Laosball - We're members of ASEAN but it calls me it frenemy for some reason.
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball - Yuo are of Kawan with UK-icon.png bapak and Indonesia-icon.png my abang but please stop bullying my Malacca-icon.png anak for stealing yuor flag.
    • Soviet-icon.png Dead Commies - Why did yuo make me do this!? Yuor helping the traitor so everybody around can watch yuo die and also yuo stole one of my Kedah-icon.png States flag! Think Soviet, think! Yuo will not live forever for your family, friends and everyone you love on this Bumi, you died when the Cold War finishes already! Everybody and everything you know will be gone soon! Because yuo need to know what your thinking yuor doing! But it did stress out parent until it had no choice to give me independence, but I visit it at Moscow too... Hehe? (Starts singing Moskau song)
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - A good friend from Middle East, because it gave us Jawi script also gib oils too, BUT WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH Israel-icon.png ISRAEL??
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - I know it's getting old, but I didn't mean to murder Altantuyaa. PLS DON'T ANSCHLUSSS ME!! I'll punish my evil policemen who did this thing... At least Najib is gone now. Malacca Sultanate and Mongol Empire stronk! Imagine if my music was fused with yuor music. That'll shook the world.
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Look, I don't want to fight with yuo because we're part of ASEAN right? But I can't accept Rohingya's refugees anymore. What did they do to you? STOP REMOVING KEBAB Malaysia-icon (tangle).png OR I WILL CLAIM ALL YOUR LANDS ALL THE WAY TO PUTAO Malaysia-icon (tangle).png YOU HEAR ME?! Also I'm better than you at e-sports lol.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - STOP REMOVING KEBAB AND PLAYING THAT EARRAPE MUSIC, GAH!!! (Meanwhile my artists produced obscure music that resonated to no one outside SE Asia) But yuo forgive Bosnia-icon.png Bosnia and Herzegovina? Aight, I'll forgive you back. But I still recognize Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball, it can't be yuors. At least it is not that Israel-icon.png stupid Kosher.
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - I mean we agree, we love Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball and Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball and it is a good Arab friend and we have diplomatic relations but... Remember the black hawk. If your evil pirates attack me one more time, I will fucking kill your wrecked shithole with my BARE HANDS!!! REMOVE PIRATES!! But other then that we're OKAY. Its girls are pretty too! and a future alternative to Thai girls
    • Pattani-icon.png Pattaniball - Sorry, but you're part of Thailand-icon.png Thailandball. Even you are technically Nusantara. And I won't recognize your secession from Thailand. But still, if something like the Masjid Kerisik (Krue Se Mosque, Siamized version of Malay name is funny) raid happens, maybe I'll back yuo. (Maybe even gib yuo independence, or, hey, let's join papa Malaysia. Kelantan and Terengganu awaited yuo for a long time...)

    Musuh-musuh( موسوه٢ ) / Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Israel-icon.png Isnotreal - It did nothing wrong to me directly since my independence from UK-icon.png UKball. Honestly, I don't really hate the Jews, BUT PLEASE STOP BULLYING Palestine-icon.png PALESTINEBALL OR ELSE I WON'T NORMALIZE TIES WITH YOU! Even though you are a friend with USA-icon.png USAball, YOU'LL NEVER BE MY FRIEND! At least we can into trade but please stop hurting the Palestinians.
      • Iran-icon.png: NO!!! YOU FUCK OFF!!! YOU FUCKING Murica-icon.png SATAN PUPPET!!!
      • Malaysia-icon.png: IT WAS NOT OF ME!!
      • Iran-icon.pngMalaysia-icon.png: continuous arguing
    • Angola-icon.png Angolaball - HOW DARE YOU BAN ISLAM AND HATINGS MY FRIENDS?!
    • 🥓 Pork - OH NONONONONO!!! REMOVE! IT’S HARAM ON ISLAM! I allow non kebabs to eat it however.
    • 🍸🥃🍺🍷🍻🥂🍾 Alcohol - The country permits the selling of alcohol to non-Muslims. There are no nationwide alcohol bans being enforced in the country, with the exception of Kelantan and Terengganu which is only for Muslims, BUT STILL! I REALLY HATE IT!!!
    • Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball - REMOVE PAUL BIYA! How dare yuo friends with Israel-icon.png Isnotreal and hating My friends but at least you're a friend with Indonesia-icon.png abang because of West Papuaball and it Hates me for being Friend with Palestineball and Kosovoball don't be do that as a Palestine remover!! Malaysia-icon (tangle).png Or yuo Will get anschluss'd by Nigeriaball and accomplished by Boko Haramball!!Malaysia-icon (tangle).png
    • Srpska Republic-icon.png Republika Srpskaball - FAKE COUNTRY! GO BACK TO BOSNIA! YUO ARE OF RIGHTFUL Bosnia-icon.png BOSNIAN CLAY!!! I'M GLAD THAT ME AND Indonesia-icon.png MY SIBLING FINALLY KILLED YUO WITH USA-icon.png NATO-icon.png UN-icon (soldier).png MY BUDDIES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE HUMANITY!!!
    • Vanuatu-icon.png Vanuatuball - Yuo need to stop accusing my Indonesia-icon.png Sibling for West Papua-icon.png West Papuaball yuo Israel-icon.png Israeli puppet!!
    • Donetsk-Republic-icon.png Donetsk People's Republicball - NEVER FORGET MH17 YOU WAR CRIMINAL! Really, do I ever interfere in your matters to the point that you think that my plane is your enemy's plane? No, UNTIL NOW! ALSO GO BACK TO Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINE!! Donetsk is actually a pretty good city tho. Too bad it was taken by radical terrorist murderers!
    • West Papua-icon.png West Papuaball - Yuo aren't real country because yuo are stupid monyet and yuo part of my Indonesia-icon.png Abang clay!
    • North Korea-icon.png Crazy clay - Why you kept blaming me for Kim Jong Nam's death? YOU were the one who killed it and you knew it! But It wasn't me or Vietnam-icon.png Vietnam or my Indonesia-icon.png sibling who killed your leader's half sibling. YOU EVEN FRAMED PEOPLE OF ME, YOU, Vietnam-icon.png VIETNAM, AND Indonesia-icon.png INDONESIA IN MY CLAY!!! Oh you want to severe ties with me? FINE, I DON'T CARE, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT NOW! South Korea-icon.png SOUTH KOREA BEST KOREA!
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - YOU ARE Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINIAN CLAY AND THAT'S FINAL! HOW DARE YOU STEAL Sabah-icon.png MY CHILD'S FLAG, STOP CALLING IT FILIPINO YOU BITCH!!! But besides, you had a rich history and colorful culture, just like me. BUT DON'T CALL Perlis-icon.png MY CHILD THAI!!! Atau I'll take my rotan first!!

    States and Territories[edit | edit source]

    Malaysiaball map

    Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan)[edit | edit source]

    • Kuala Lumpur-icon.png Kuala Lumpurball - Home of the twin towers, and a whole lot of skyscrapers (90% of all skyscrapers in Malaysia in fact). The best place to go sight-seeing a Ferrari (why do Malaysians suck at saying foreign brand names? Anyway)
    • Putrajaya-icon.png Putrajayaball - The equivalent of if Washington D.C decided to be in Malaysia instead. Second Capital, Home of the government and the prime ministers. Has a great man-made lake and futuristic architecture. Nice mosques too. It is a role-model and are usually twinned with Sejong-icon.png Sejongball.
    • Labuan-icon.png Labuanball - The one who takes care of Sarawakball and Sabahball, and can into cheap cigars, liquors, and CHOCOLATE!! MMM. Tax-free haven. Also has a cemetery dedicated for some WWII heroes.

    Peninsular (Semenanjung)[edit | edit source]

    • Selangor-icon.png Selangorball - The most urbanized state. Also the most populous one, and the richest. One of its mosques has the biggest dome in the world! The coastal port of Klang is currently the country's main port. Its clay can get very crowded in some places, while being completely empty on other places. Has the only major track in all of Malaysia, the Sepang Circuit, ya ever heard of it? soon it will anschluss Kuala Lumpur-icon.png Kuala Lumpurball if i moved the capital like my sibling
    • Perak-icon.png Perakball - Gold and Silver mines goes here, in fact, its probably named after the Malay word for poop(berak) silver(perak). Its rulers are of direct Malacca Sultanate descent. It creates the innovative clay container known as labu sayong. Makes good Gongpian too. Makes good chicken rice too. HisItsroyal capital has the beautiful Ubudiah Mosque. The city of Teluk Intan (Diamond Bay), formerly known as Teluk Anson (Anson Bay), has a leaning tower called Menara Condong (literally means 'Leaning Tower' in Malay), similar to Pisa's. Pulau Pangkor is very nice, it has the ruins of a Dutch fort (remains from when the Dutch flee the island after being attacked by locals, who said Malays are weak?)
    • Penang-icon.png Penangball - Another most urbanized state, THE food capital, professional doctor, and a tourist attraction that includes a UNESCO site, beaches, 2 long bridges and a verdant hill. Some people actually think that learning how to drive in its clay will make you a great driver, although this is unjustified. Once part of Kedahball, it was the first Malaysian state to go under British rule, in 1786. Even today there are statues of Francis Light in its capital.
    • Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball - Used to be SPQRball version of Southeast Asia that was Anschlussed by Portuguese-icon.png Portuguese in 1511 (actually it almost totally rekt Portugis, but it got backstabbed by one of its ministers), now it still remembers its former glory. A tourist magnet. Has many relics from the ancient times such as the A'Famosa fortress and a replica of the wrecked Portuguese flagship vessel, the Flor de la Mar (The Flower of The Sea). Also runs a dead monorail system not as well known as the one in Kuala Lumpur.
    • Kelantan-icon.png Kelantanball - Smiley Flag State Has a very catchy accent of Malay. Loves its animals, especially its mousedeers. It loves playing wau, a really big kite handcrafted by itself, and can take on many shapes and forms, but the most well-known (and possibly the biggest and the most striking) one is Wau Bulan (Moon), shaped like a crescent. It even wrote a song about it (eh wau bulan, eh wau bulan, eh wau bulan, teraju tiga...). Can into female leadership during the good old days. Many tribes live in its interiors. Best buds with Terengganuball. Almost everything is the same between them - both have great folk music, both have Islamic-oriented leadership, both can be hit hard by floods (though Kelantanball usually takes more pain because its heartlands are not as mountainous as Terengganuball's, but it has more tourists anyway), and both use the Jawi writing system more frequently than other states.
    • Kedah-icon.png Kedahball - Communist Detected!!! Rice, rice, and rice. As someone to draw a picture of Kedah's countryside, and they'll likely to include vast paddy fields in the foreground, maybe with a traditional Soviet Malay house, a coconut tree, or a stream, with hills in the horizon (Sometimes they may include the Alor Setar Tower in pictures as well). Its known for being the 'rice bowl' of Malaysia, the rice capital of Malaysia. Its rice has gone global. Another catchy accent of Malay, known as 'the Northern speak' is spoken here.
    • Terengganu-icon.png Terengganuball - I HUGGED THE EAST COAST! Loves the Jawi writing system. Its most famous artifact is a slab of stone from the ancient times that signified its acceptance of Islam (it is the first one to do so). Yet another catchy accent of Malay is here, which is quite similar,but quite different (wat?) to Kelantan's accent. Its Pasar Payang (Payang Bazaar) is still one of the most well-known bazaars in the country. Legend has it that Terengganu and Kelantan once had a chicken fight over who should rule the land between their respective clays, a.k.a, Besutball. Long story short, Terengganu wins and got to keep Besut. Yes, it's not clear if this actually happened, but still, it's a good story.
    • Perlis-icon.png Perlisball - Nothing much other than it's close to Thailandball, and for being the smallest state. Amazing limestone formations and caves are found here. Speaks a slightly harder version of Kedahball's accent. Northernmost state (into the unknooooooooooooownnnnnn). Used to be friends with Sadaoball until the latter came under direct Siamese rule. Yeah, it's not Ukraine. Far from it. Also, dengan nama tuhan, please don't call it Thai.
    • Pahang-icon.png Pahangball - Home of the strawberries, tea, casinos delicious tempoyak, the tallest mountain in Peninsular Malaysia, a very big and broad river (the largest in the peninsula), the National Park, Siti Nurhaliza (greatest singer, change my mind) Bera Lake, Chini Lake (with a legend stating that there's a dragon living at the bottom of the lake, similar to the Nessie lore), nothing much. Genting is of in Pahang-icon.png Pahang not from Singapore wannabe Selangor. Has the highest mountains in the Peninsula. Best state for sea fishing, many sailfishes and other big game fish in its waters. The same territory also houses the wrecks of two British WWII warships.
    • Negeri Sembilan-icon.png Negeri Sembilanball - Abnormal enclaves of monarchy. Its unique culture is the result of a mix between local traditions and customs with Minangkabau traditions and customs brought by Minangkabau explorers from the Pagaruyung Sultanate in what is now West Sumatra (Malay and Minangkabau people, best friends! Our languages are pretty intelligible to each other, but it has some weird spelling). You may know about its royal palace, the majestic Seri Menanti Palace, in a setting that's frankly, quite similar to the Pagaruyung Palace back in Sumatra. Also, best spicy food and smoked duck you'll taste in your entire life.
    • Johor-icon.png Johorball - Singapore-icon.png Tringaporean wannabe? Where most dumb people become famous and went viral nationally. Other unfamous people are smart. (That's nice.) Leads other states in football. Calls itself the 'Southern Tiger'. And it (probably) has the handsomest boys and prettiest girls in the country. There's a legend stemming from its highest mountain, Gunung (Mountain) Ledang about a beautiful princess that once offered crazy demands to the ruler of Malacca Sultanate-icon.png Malacca Sultanateball in order to marry her, which he ultimately refused because the craziest part of its demands includes the blood of his own son. It is very rich too. It is good in football too, although lately Terengganu is catching up to it.

    Borneo/Kalimantan (Malaysia Timur)[edit | edit source]

    States in Borneo (East Malaysia)
    • Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us, now they regret it. If it doesn't get equal developings and keeps getting its money and 'ol stealed, it and Sabah-icon.png Sabahball will be independent some time. Anyway, don’t worry bcs you both are currently developing right now. They can into oil and timber, and, TOURISM! Biggest state.and edible worms, !
    • Sabah-icon.png Sabahball - WORST COVID-19 INFECTED IN MALAYSIA!!!But not anymore. Formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today. BUT DONT ABDUCT MY NORTH BORNEO CHILDREN PLS!!! Also, pls stay in Malaysia. Don't be like Crimea! Malaysia-icon (tangle).pngor else my money would be wasted bcs of developing yuo & Sarawakball

    Former and Proposed[edit | edit source]

    • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Kicked it out by mistake, oops actually it was too much Chinese and had to be removed. We both have our ways. Stay strong, rich bro.
    • Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated it as a little sibling. Your rulers have so much exotic cars, we only had like, 1 exotic car per 10000 cars on the road (I will make a supercar one day to beat Italy, Germany and Britain's asses). Got separated in two by Limbangball. (gib oil and money). Malaysia-icon (tangle).pngI'll be back someday later and yuo capital will be Kuala Lumpurball...

    Cities[edit | edit source]

    • Kuala Lumpur-icon.png Kuala Lumpurball- My greatest invention ever. This place has the largest population in my clay. Kuala Lumpur can into skyscrapers.
    • Putrajaya-icon.png Putrajayaball - de facto capital. Planned City and my administrative centre. It is a role-model and twinned with Sejong-icon.png Sejongball.

    Trivia (Perakah Remeh)[edit | edit source]

    • it was under British Rule for 131 Years and Japanese Occupation for 3,5 years
    • Quotes of "betul, betul, Betul" was from Malaysian Animated series called Upin & Ipin Was Created in its clay in 2007.
    • It was created Nasi Lemak and Teh Tarik
    • Its Flag is Called "Jalur Gembilang" because its clay has 14 states.
    • Their National Animal are the Malayan Tiger Most of its people says that Malayan tiger is its National Animal.
    • "Israel koyak" translated "Israel Torn" was originated its clay where It support Palestine-icon.png Palestineball against Israel-icon.png Israelcube.
    • together Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball and Kyrgyz-icon.png Kyrgyzstanball as a countries that gained independence in 31st August
    • It Is Afraid When Someone insulting it in Real Life if you insulting me again i will get rotan about that!!!
    • It likes its this thing get missing.
    • It is also has a biggest loss in the world are 10-0 to UAE-icon.png UAEball Curse yuo UAE #UAEkoyak!!
    • They has a tallest Tower in its clay 1998-2004, hah Eat that Losers Taipei 101 is shorter than my tower!!
    • Its clay always protest they called Bersih Rally founded 2007 until 2016.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball Culture has same Culture with Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball that happen in 2007 where it claims their culture, sometimes UNESCO-icon.png UNESCOball mad when its culture got stolen.

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