|“||Oh, Suzanna, now don't you cry for me, well ah come from Alabama with mah banjo on mah knee.||”|
|“||SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!||”|
— lynyrd skynyrd
|“||Names Alabama, State of Alabama||”|
— inspired by forest gump
SWEET HOME Albaniaball Alabamaball likes incest is a country in the Balkans in Europe stateball of Albaniaball the USAball. Thanks to Floridaball, they're almost landlocked. Can into Hillbilly/Redneck, as well as incest.
Alabamaball, like other Southern states from the USAball is one of the states with the highest number of 8balls, these 8balls are descendants of slaves that came from from countryballs like Angolaball, Congoball, Guineaball, Democratic Republic of Congoball, Togoball, Nigeriaball, Senegalball, Gambiaball, Beninball, Cameroonball, Ivory Coastball, Ghanaball, etc.
Alabamaball was an 3ball adopted by USAball as Alabama Territoryball. He was admitted to the Union in 1819. In 1861, he, alongside its southern brothers seceded from USAball and formed Confederateball. Alabamaball was fortunate to have the first Capital of Confederacyball, but it was taken by Virginiaball. After
The War of Northern Aggression The Civil War, USAball made Alabama and other southern states end slavery, teaching them why it is bad. Nonetheless, USAball is proud of Alabamaball for helping get him to the moon before the Commies. Unfortunately, Relations between Alabamaball and USAball has been strained after the Legalization of Homosexuality (which Alabamaball Hates) and USAball banning the Confederate Battle flag.
On December 12, 2017, everyone in USAball thought Alabamaball was a pedo-lover, with the Republican candidate running for the senate being suspected of molesting teenage girls. However, after the Democrat candidate won the senate seat, Alabamaball decided that it condemns child molesters. In 2020, the Democrat got voted out, because Alabamaball will always stay true to the
party of hypocritical, bigoted, Bible-thumping whites GOP.
(He Hates UK for That Episode of Top Gear)
- Germanyball - This country has the most German ansestors, and Ah'm infected with them.
- Pakistanball - Is my kebab pardner.
- Polandball - We are prolife and hate homogays.
- Texasball - The biggest state in the south!
- USAball - You already know why.
- Armeniaball - I am the most recent state to recognize your genocide even though you're a friend of liberal pervert. In god, we trust! For the believers of Christ! For the right to bear arms and protect the people from the barbaric nomadic well tanned fucks!
- CSAball - It was fun while it lasted, but seriously though, you racist...
- Floridaball - Is a good brother, but STOP HOGGING UP THE COAST, I'M ALMOST LANDLOCKED BECAUSE OF YOU! also would you stop stealin' mah flag?!
- Mississippiball - My big brother and best friend. But... you are a fucking heretic! You did not fucking recognize the genocide of Christians?! What the fuck is wrong with your head you fuck?! Next time, do not go to the gun store and church with me until you recognize the genocide. You do know that Texas and I are Christians right?! Fuck off for the moment please!
- Georgiaball - Meh, he's average, but AH WAS NOT CHEATIN' AH'M TELLIN' YOU FOR THE LAST DOG-GONE TIME!
- Californiaball - I see your greasy tentacles trying to turn me and my buds into a Democrat! Also I'm the pedo? HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR?
- UKball - AH FUCKIN' HATE THAT EPISODE OF TOP GEAR! LISTEN HERE ASSHOLE! DO NOT MAKE AN EPISODE BISMIRHIN' ME AGAIN!!!
- Albaniaball - HOW DARE YA STEAL MAH NAME!!
- Spanish Empireball - FLAG STEALER!!!
but likes Incest.
How to draw
Draw Alabamaball is simple:
- Draw the basic circle shape
- Draw a red X cross
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
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