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    “ My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. ”
     
    — Walter White, played by Bryan Cranston
    “ Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive. ”
     
    — Anthony/Angel Dust
    “ Jesse: Look, lady, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying, yo.

    Skyler: Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
    My husband is Walter White, yo.
    Uh, huh.
    He told me everything.     		”
     
    — Jesse Pinkman and Skyler White, played by Aaron Paul and Anna Gunn, respectively.
    “ Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! ”
     
    — File:Saul Goodman-icon.png Saul Goodman, played by Bob Odenkirk
    “ Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds ”
     
    — J. Robert Oppenheimer

    New Mexicoball is cooking meth in a 1986 Fleetwood Bounder a US stateball in the Southwest part of USAball.

    New Mexico is a diverse state. much of the state is very Hispanic with Spanish influences and Native Americans. Further to the east and southeast, Texan influences also become apparent. Of course Texasball only wants NM's eastern clay to go back to it. It can into UFO sightings.

    History

    It was part of the clay Spainball used to make Mexicoball. After USAball Manifest Destinied the crap out of Mexicoball, it and its siblings Texasball and Californiaball were kidnapped adopted by USAball. New Mexico then split from Texasball's clay. However, in the American Civil War, Texas split rightful clay and created Confederate Arizonaball. After the American Civil War, some of its clay was used to make its more Anglicized siblings Arizonaball whom it, along with Coloradoball, is best friends with.

    It is a state filled with a lot of Desert, Chilé, and Hispanics. It is known for its bad meth addiction and crime problem mainly due to its crappy police. Even after the whole kill the Natives thing a decent amount of 3ball are still around. It is also home to the Los Alamos National Laboratory, creator of the two bombs that wiped out Hiroshimaball and blown away Nagasakiball during World War II. In 1947 it was visited by 6balls weather balloons.

    Recently, New Mexicoball tends to be in the news more often because of mainly the idiots down in Albuquerque also the state tends to be worse in a lot of topics thus its quality of life is lower than its neighbors. It also likes Scouts, as it has a whole mountain range to explore for them at Philmont.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • USAball - Kidnapper! New parent.
    • Old Mexicoball - Viejo parent and grandparent, I like your culture and stuff like that but please stop smuggling drugs over my border and Texas, Arizona, and California’s borders.
    • Arizonaball - Broke away from me in 1800s but we are friends mostly. Arizona can into Republic while I can’t :(
    • Indonesiaball - I am The first US state to recognized yuo.
    • Californiaball - MY ANNOYING, FILTHY NEIGHBOR Liberal as hell sibling, hates some of my siblings like Texas, but we can both into democrat and we both used to be in Mexico, its child Los Angeles made a TV Show called "Breaking Bad" on my clay, best show ever!
    • Coloradoball - Sibling that loves weed, and for some reason is a self-hating liberal.
    • Washingtonball - Sibling who made a game set on my clay.

    Neutral

    • Texasball - Both of us are rednecks, although I cannot into either conservative or Republican. We have a complicated relationship, we hated each other for a while but our relationship has improved recently. BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET THE CIVIL WAR WHERE YOU TRIED KILLING ME!
    • Utahball - Mormon sibling, has like 11 children, and gets mad at me for not being Mormon. It is nice though.
    • Kansasball - Sibling from the midwest. Also has no professional teams. We're chill, but tell your child to change its flag!
    • Nevadaball - I like its casinos. But it also stole nuclear testing and 6ball sites from me!

    Enemies

    •  ISISball - TERRORIST! It is so scary. Let's hope Hillary and Biden kill it.
    • Japanball - They hate me because I had been the site for the nukes on its clay.

    Gallery


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