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    New Mexicoball is a US stateball in the South West part of USA-icon.png USAball.

    New Mexico is a diverse state. much of the state is very Hispanic with Spanish influences and Native Americans. Further to the east and southeast, Texan influences also become apparent. Of course Texasball only wants NM's eastern clay to go back to him. He can into UFO sightings.

    History

    He was part of the clay Spain-icon.png Spainball used to make Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball. After USAball Manifest Destinied the crap out of Mexicoball he and his brothers Texas-icon.png Texasball and California-icon.png Californiaball were kidnapped adopted by USAball. New Mexico split from Texas-icon.png Texasball's clay. However in the American Civil War, Texas-icon.png Texas split rightful clay and created CSA-icon.png Confederate Arizonaball. After the American Civil War some of his clay was used to make his more anglicized brother Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball whom he along, with Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball are best friends with.

    He is a state filled with a lot of Desert, Chilé, and Hispanics. He is known for his bad meth addiction and crime problem mainly due to his crappy police. Even after the whole kill the Natives thing a decent amount of 3ball are still around. He is also home to the Los Alamos National Laboratory, creator of the two bombs that wiped out Hiroshima-icon.png Hiroshimaball and blown away Nagasaki-icon.png Nagasakiball during World War II. In 1947 he was visited by 6balls weather balloons.

    Recently, New Mexicoball tends to be in the news more often because of mainly the idiots down in Albuquerque also the state tends to be worse in a lot of topics thus its quality of life is lower than his neighbors. He also likes Scouts, as he has a whole mountain range to explore for them at Philmont.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Kidnapper! New padre.
    • Mexico-icon.png Old Mexicoball - Viejo father and abuelo, I like your culture and stuff like that but please stop smuggling drugs over my border and Texas, Arizona and California’s borders.
    • Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball - Broke away from me in 1800s but we are friends mostly. Arizona can into Republic while I can’t :(
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - I am The first US state to recognized yuo.
    • California-icon.png Californiaball - (brother) MY ANNOYING, FILTHY NEIGHBOR Liberal as hell brother, hates some of my brothers like Texas, but we can both into democrat and we both used to be in Mexico, his son Los Angeles made a TV Show called "Breaking Bad" on my clay, best show ever!
    • Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball - (brother) Brother that loves weed, and for some reason is a self hating liberal.
    • Washington-icon.png Washingtonball - (brother) Brother who made a game set on my clay.

    Neutral

    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - (brother) Both of us are rednecks, although I cannot into either conservative or Republican. We have a complicated relationship, we hated each other for a while but our relationship has improved recently. BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET THE CIVIL WAR WHERE YOU TRIED KILLING ME!
    • Utah-icon.png Utahball - Mormon brother, has like 11 children and gets mad at me for not being Mormon. He is nice doe.
    • Kansas-icon.png Kansasball - Brother from the midwest. Also has no professional teams. We're chill, but tell your Wichita-icon.png son to change his flag!
    • Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball - (brother) I like his casinos. But he also stole nuclear testing and 6ball sites from me!

    Enemies

    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - TERRORIST! He is so scary. Let's hope Hillary and Biden kill it.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - They hate me because I had been the site for the nukes that his clay.

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