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    All we had to do, was to follow the damn train, CJ!
     
    — Big Smoke from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
    I LOVE L.A.!
     
    — Randy Newman
    In L.A., We wearin’ Chucks, not Ballys (yeah, that’s right)
     
    — Tupac “2Pac” Shakur from California Love
    If Pirus and Crips all got along, they'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
    Seems like the whole city go against me, every time I'm in the street I hear YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK
     
    — Kendrick Lamar
    Wop wop wop wop wop, Dot, fuck 'em up!
    Wop wop wop wop wop, I'ma do my stuff
    Why you trolling like a bitch? Ain't you tired?
    Tryna strike a chord, and it's probably A MINORRRRRRRR
     
    — Kendrick Lamar to Drake

    Los Santos Los Angelesball, also known as LAball, is a gta v in real life major cityball in southern Californiaball, and is USAball's second largest city. It is the Current NBA Champion, It is also the capital cityball and a major cityball of Los Angeles Countyball, The cityball has a population of 4 million people, and the city is famous for Hollywood, where many of the world's most famous films have been made, It also has a LOT of youtubers

    Los Angelesball is the home of several celebrities. It will host the 2028 Summer Olympics. It could have hosted the 2024 Olympics but Parisball got in the way.

    History

    Los Angelesball was officially born as a Tongva 3ball named Yaangnaball. It was adopted as a pueblo (town) with 22 couples and 11 children by the Spanish Empireball on September 4, 1781, and was renamed Los Angelesball. The Queen of the Angels is an honorific of the Virgin Mary (and this is the explanation of why Los Angelesball is a Catholic). The pueblo remained a small ranch town for decades, but by 1820, the population had increased to about 650 residents.

    When Spanish Empireball was defeated by Franceball in Europe, New Spainball and its siblings realized that was the perfect chance to fight for their LIBERTADES and fought against Spainball. New Spainball achieved its independence from the Spanish Empireball in 1821 and changed its name to Mexicoball, and the pueblo of Los Angelesball continued as a part of Mexicoball. It made Los Angelesball the Californiaball regional capital.

    One day California Republicball broke off in a fight with Mexicoball and got its own independence with the help of USAball. Then it joined USAball, but it took a long war with Mexicoball before he agreed. Unfortunately for Los Angelesball, it ceased to be a capital.

    When USAball took over, it built a railway for Los Angelesball that helped bring migrants from other stateballs to SoCal to work in the local oil industry. Later, LAball built Hollywood and pioneered USAball's film industry, making out a fortune and its name known around the world. It expanded rapidly and made it reliant on water from the Northern part of the state. It also became reliant on the freeways that Californiaball and USAball built for it and developed a car-dependent lifestyle that puts it in control of all the suburban cities around it.

    However, as of recently, he it of losing people, like New York Cityball and Chicagoball, due to the increasing costs of living and high crime, and grows mainly on international migration, whilst Houstonball, Dallasball and Denverball have a domestic migration, over 10% a year. So it wouldn't be impossible that it would be bumped to being the third city again, especially as Houstonball is bound to overtake Chicagoball, and it might even be next in line.

    Los Angelesball bid for the 2024 Summer Olympics after Bostonball withdrew its own intent. On July 31, 2017, it told the IOC that it was more interested in hosting in 2028, thus giving the 2024 Games to its only opponent, Parisball.

    Relations

    • Californiaball - Padre.
    • Long Beachball - My neighbor! I have San Pedro and you have Port of Long Beach, we're best friends! And you also have the nice RMS Queen Mary!
    • Oaklandball - Good friend.
    • Angelesball - I don't consider it as a name stealer because you're my child though my parent colonized the Philippines in the past. Wanna film, kid? Okay, Action!
    • Riversideball - SUBURB. and fellow SoCal buddy.
    • San Diegoball - Only other serious SoCal sibling, but doesn't really fit my SoCal mold... Still, good to visit during spring break. However, it hates me for stealing its Chargers.
    • San Joseball - It is from NorCal, but keep sending me the latest technology.
    • San Franciscoball - Hippie arch-nemesis, but has got some pretty great water. It and IDIOT is the reason why I CAN NOT SECEDE!! I HATE YOU!! Also, STOP CLAIMING I AM STEALING YOUR WATER AND ALSO YOUR FLAG IS REALLY UGLY!!!
    • Bostonball - I've had enough of you arrogant massholes, you beat me in the World Series. The second time in a row, so fuck you too, New York was right. WE ALSO LOST THE SUPER BOWL! FUCK YOU!!!
    • Chicagoball - Still sore at me for taking the second largest city spot from him in 1990. 2017 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!
    • Houstonball - Don't even think about it, I'm not giving up my second place!!! Also, fuck you for beating me in the World Series! 11.01.17 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
    • Las Vegasball - Gib me Raiders. But I do film projects and gamblings with over the spring break.
    • New Orleansball: It doesn't like my football team. WOULD YOU FUCKING GET OVER IT THAT WAS THE REFEREE NOT ME!
    • New York Cityball - I am more famous than you, overrated SUCKER! (at least you have Corona!)
    • St. Louisball - Hates me for stealing its football team.
    • Eilatcube - My sibling since 1959, a fellow southern port city in Israelcube.
    • Hamburgball - German version, We have ports and studios.
    • Mexico Cityball - Most populous city in North America (I am third most) and my Mexican sibling since 1969.
    • Nagoyaball - My Japanese sibling since 1959.
    • Alabamaball - Incest isn't ok dude! Also GIB FREEDOM TO THE OPRESSED!!!
    • UKball - Someone from my clay married into its royal family.
    • TampaRawr - Gotta say, you put up a great fight in the 2020 World Series!
    • San Antonioball and Jacksonvilleball - Gotta say, they were the ones that inspire me to have Hollywood.
    • Soviet Unionball - MIERDA! YOU FUCKING COMMIE BASTARD BOYCOTTED ME IN 1984!
    • Cincinnatiball - We defeated them in Super Bowl LVI.
    • Torontoball - AHAHAHAHAHA, DRAKE GOT BODIED BY MY BOY KENDRICK LAMAR! CERTIFIED LOVER BOY? CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE!

    Gallery

    How to draw

    Draw Los Angelesball is almost easy:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into three vertical stripes (with triangles), green, yellow and red
    2. Draw the coat of arms of Los Angeles in the center
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.


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